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the name is Dan Schreiber, and I am sitting here with images in sky, Andrew Hunter, Murray and James Arkin, and once again we have gathered around the microphones with our four favorite facts from the last seven days and in no particular order. Here we go starting with the fact number one and that's my back this week. My fact is: unmarried people are more likely to fall down stairs than married people, and previously married people fall down more than both of them, but it does

just because it's that, like my phone, my friends were my phone's ringing and you're single you're kind of you know: yeah you're ready for the fact. I don't think we know. Why do we we've done this? So I read this. I read this in a bill Bryson Book called at home, which is a fantastic book and he references in the chapter which he writes about stairs that he read this one book. The only book that is a sort of academic look at staircases and it's by John Templer of MIT, he called the staircase studies of hazards full and safe designs- and I have also read this book there- it is It is the first theoretical here can scientific analysis of the stare according to the blood and it is pretty hard going, and actually that was a little joke for you. Staircase enthusiasts out there that, because the going is the width of a star

we'll be circus based John Temple is at home. kissing that I mean these diagrams as you loads of tables and stuff, this It was one of the tables doing it. Yeah there's about three alpha cutbacks in the first four pages, and then the rest of it is just unbelievably tedious did he did. He led with the married and Maria right near the site, and I think he says, is that notable missteps happen once every two thousand two hundred and twenty two stare uses minor accidents happen. Every sixty three thousand uses disabling accidents, every seven hundred and thirty four thousand two hundred and ten uses hospital treatments, every three million six hundred and sixteen thousand six hundred and sixty seven uses and deaths every five hundred and thirteen million nine.

Didn't forty seven thousand three hundred uses, and that was one of the least boring. Do you know all these accidents? Why, according to him, it's because every staircase is a common. I mean between going up and going down right yeah, so you can have s cases which, just for people going up Connie. Oh no, if that'll be decadent. Looking at his point b, that's how would you get down again as well? Think of that I'd have to in my house. Ooh did. I would have a fireman's pole or a slide. Although wait sorry, what do you mean by a compromise? He is compromising with him and he's negotiating hysteric the perfect start case would be a staircase that would be able to adapt itself to whether or not you are going up or down for the length on the heights and and so on their bills in one way, which plays advantage tie that going up are going down,

different skills going up and down a staircase. in this book there are figures about how a staircase was if you're going up or down. So, if you're going up, there's a difference wearing out of the staff than if you're going down, but you would have sought. The worrying would be the same on almost all cases unless you ve just got a huge stockpile of ten. Thousand people at the top of this has some toy some goin. Everyone agrees that is, as does come down the eggs or have you like, for instance, if you got stairs coming up at a duck say, for instance, people might use it for getting off the boat but get on the boat, thereby

The pier I see a few little things like that. It's very interesting actually, but that's the origin of that saying, isn't that what goes up stairs must come down stairs women fall down, says more often than men or admit to pulling downstairs more often than men. So thirty, eight percent of women compared to twenty eight percent of men, said they'd, fallen down, says or upset or tripped on says in the last year and also weirdly. This was the study that was done by the British Woodworking Federation, who relied on for old, rigorous scientific studies. And thus he also found that the North EAST of England, so this either discovered anger. The north EAST is the most at risk of falling down stairs. So forty eight percent of people, there said they done in the last year, whereas Yorkshire and Humber directly next to the northeast region, had the least incidences twenty six percent what's going on there and it doesn't make any sense, also really cool invention the other day, because a lot of people are trying to work out how to stop

people if they do full over from probably hurting themselves, so that this new invention that the trialing at the moment, which is I can eat a big belt that you wear and it senses that you are falling over it. So it's sort of like this is a movement that is not being expected of golden as a belt have gone over that way and what it does is it inflates these massive airbags speaking of starbase inventions yeah. That sounds awesome that there are scientists at Georgia, tech who have invented some stairs which walk you back. What that doesn't make sense? Well, I understood all those words but well. I tried to I've tried to sex it up a bit and I don't think it's succeeded. Basically, this does which, as you walk on them, they store your energy and then, when you walk the other way,

so when they, when you will down the gravitational falls of you descending stalls, energy industry and then, when you will back us very clever rings. You up, and I say that I got sad. You make an it's when you go back up its thirty seven percent easier on your knee, then it would be normally so that that could be huge. Under shoes that have just been invented to stop people from falling over, which I think sound a bit less dramatic, an embarrassing than the airbag solution, because that just shoes with a battery on the back of them and a sensor, and they said when you're starting to have your body weight in the wrong position and they automatically start a little motor that slides the shoes backwards. So it stops you falling over backward, like you're moonwalking, why exactly alike moon working, but only if the option is boiling over that's icing on the person who invented them said it's great because is not,

as noticeable as having a stick or a Zimmer frame, which some people don't want to have because it makes them feel like they've lost some ability and they just like look like completely normal shoes, which I watched. The video and they've got large myself on the part of Asia and Africa. Can I just ask about the the staircase convening the lived in surprise, Emily! If you were walking down it, matches your body weight and type for what bring. It gives you on the way my lab right, so you have. I got and the staircase, but then my son walks up. It is I'm being mobbed, because in nineteen forty, eight, an elephant climbed up the stairs at the Eiffel Tower know and then climbed back down again so much in that we certainly really oh wow. What used to be a thing that people did in the Eiffel Tower they used to just climb up the stairs in funny ways there was a guy who did it in stilts quite famously and then, when Hitler took over Paris in the war,

suddenly all of the lift stop working on heat. They said I know you're going to have to walk up the stairs now and he was like not I'm not going to do it, then they would jeopardize, wouldn't they the resistance, cut, all the lift cables and then I will tell her there's someone who admitted to it and then these wrote a book and said it was me. I caught the cables the annual talent to make the Nazis that, like idiots time they just set out? No, it's just not working and then the day after he left them I working again. Jeremy Corbyn can climb four flights of stairs faster than anyone else in the Labour party But that's not true. We rode the thought of the Labour Party is wasting time figure. This doesn't go a long way to Albania is saying that I dont decisive erase. They do ocean piecemeal setting its according to his deputy Tomas. You just say Amis held. What's in contrary that fast cunning, nobody agents, I just didn't they-

firstly, the meat on what the needs that anyone else, I think in the parliamentary party, not the five hundred thousand membership, but maybe anyway do you now the most number of staff has climbed on your head: What oh so you're on your head, you like doing a head, stand you and then you have to pounce upon so than that Stephanie keep going up and how many can you do in a row was swelled wreck on fifty six, it's thirty six Do you know what the most stairs tumbled down in a stunt fall? Is? Oh cool directly is more or less than you say, or else a less now to say that it was one hundred and thirty four Why would the most consecutive stairs clogged blood juggling? Football? Is allergies and away to the point of the book where it stopped being interesting, yeah, it's both thousand and six,

hundred and ninety eight, so that was declining, says juggling a football players have ever cheek ass. He just one of the same eighty says there are lots of toys juggling a football. We would you feel like a kick, keep your wings. Sorry uncle when he was juggling one football with his hands. I think I could do that I don't think a bomb or most. sex. If stairs, while balancing a person on your head so you're walking up like as if there's a mirror on your head, because there's another person directly above you on their head on your head is on your head rose, I found I was the number ninety Lindsey Guy just did it on his head wow, I would say is much easier that still doing on their fate. He has a man

Cyprus is head. These guys. Do you guys know about competitive climbing wishes. This is a really a growing sport? So is like an official support. There is global circuit of competitive stare climbers. They call themselves the most difficult sport, the nome, never heard of interpreters basically they have these events all over the world where they race up really tall buildings. So the three main races are in the: U S or the Empire State Building says Tower and US bank tower, and they have this big facebook group and they call each other stepbrothers and stepsisters real, clever but they'd say get sued. procedurally, so, like the men shave their legs and shape the head so that more streamlined going up the stairs they wear gloves carbonate come much with different, so come because you are, the euro spent will be damaged We lack isn't that Stiller. Although one thing they say

is that the Aaron Stone Wells is actually quite bad, so you get this rebound smoker's hacking cough as you're going up because the as pretty dry, so they recommend that you suck on the fruits we are losing. As your running up, which out, though, is a must have choking, has it as your brain can have? You must be absolute exhaustive, but that when we go to the top It's really real love spot so actually I then, and then at the end of this, you can climb on top of another set of stairs. Oh, you do things on people kind she and at the end they pretend they ve come second to the name race to the top one of the podium enlargement Corbett home. We should We need to move on to an exact very soon because going hunting voted. This is most of the topic here, just opposite reading about going upstairs to at a time and as a guardian, that's quite ansal. Potentially, just the way, because it is a good idea

we're reasonable to get questions from the public and the really interesting questions, and one of them was his taking the stairs two at a time good for Us- and I looked up a few other notes and queries things and one of them is: is it actually possible to take a photograph of a river because it moves? So you know what have you photographed right that's good is cheating that better border is never there again, but that's true of time light. If I take a positive view now that time has moved on and you're gonna be older than you alone are the most popular of what is it ok to do. The crossword in the newspaper for coffee customers is if we are to be talking to myself so much and how many layers of paint what I need to to make opposite walls touch? I think the last be quite hard to

yourself, no into a corner Let's move alternative, ok to sign for fact number two, and that is James. Ok, my thought this week is that does its humming salon insane hundreds called sudden ton drew's, the now don't get too excited guys, because when I say those it's t hd airy, apostrophe s sharp ass there of because I checked Google said? I am not any more Why it's now timing, salon, cold, abbots, hats hum! I don't get it a beat a term a bet! some were better tat, the bats atomic. I still

right. Now is a smoke suntan drew's. Now who is just genius? It is evident that this is justified. This was, told me by a colleague of Miller who used to live up here. I used to live in St Andrews and I just think it's awesome and I thought we could talk about maybe son's hands and and seldom GM. We should all do. I think we should save and let us take that I don't think she's ever been in entailing Salem. I dont you gotta, get the impression that she was on the some bad. Every day she got life upon hasn't changed. You gone I for upon she's, been the punning Salam there's a coup on one in edinburgh- and maybe you guys on earth- is still exists. So there's a property shop and it's called the property shop, I'm right next to it. Some one set up a cafe called the proper T shop and so that, just as the same company isn't suffrage, isn't it is. Is there? It was an estate agents and it was the same guy said less telecom,

thing on sentence? I found out that, so what was the getting some time is bad for you. He has a voice. and there's no way of getting a time without doing damage to the skin. As in the protection that you get in, the future is the damage that you do accept that there is a team at Massachusetts, General Hospital, and they have invented a drug which you can take, which will give you a suntan with no sun wow. This is amazing. It produces melanin, which is the thing that protects you from skin cancer and that could provide the elixir

tanning at a redhead tan. You could have because people with red hair they have a genetic mutation which disrupts the process, makes it very hard for people with red hair to ten. This could create yeah, that's very cool. Do you know cause? It is bound for you and there's been a lot of publicity. Now recently I bounce it. You have to get your fingerprints checks and a lot of turning sounds so like the tanning salon. Tanning shop which has little branches over the UK, you fingerprinted and if you've come in again before that day, that day, that even really wow yeah tanning salons in airports, but actually people didn't really care about like sentenced today for ages and ages and ages, because, basically having the sons had meant that you are poor and you work outside you are labor, and so it was always thought that if you have light skin, it was better, but then the Coco

accidentally got talent when she went to the Mediterranean crews in nineteen twenty three and suddenly always everyone thought. This is the thing that we all need to have now: she's, quite a relatively new thing. Yeah, you know sometimes got popular after that international incident, then obviously, a lot of kind of merchandise popped up around them and popular science wrote an article about all the weird sun tanning technologies that have been invented. Since the nineteen twenties nineteen thirties- and there was some crazy stuff, people would and so in nineteen thirty eight, it wrote about a rotating sun tub, which is basically a tent that you brought to the beach and it had like huge wooden kind of structure that you have to bring to the beach and erected it and followed the sun's movements. So you lay inside it and you how to live daring will answer stare the tend to point you towards the south denies a really good idea will wait. So you you're in the burden structure. Yeah plays a gap of sunlight for your body. Exactly by you can

staring at twelve to sundial. Does that through automatically you have to stare, but do something Otherwise it's boring enough. You can get bacon smelling sunscreen. Why would you want? Well, because less people, like Bacon, yeah, according to the website of this thing, science has shown as that ten out of ten people prefer the smell of bacon to coconuts. Sorry, another time, including Terminator area, Vigo, the smell the smell of bacon. This another study done by one, a german coalmines cabinet very questionable last year, KFC sold to the screen which smelled of pfc it would protect your skin, while the real fried chicken sense leaves you smelling delicious. They have three thousand tubes and everyone was disappointed because they sold out in two hours

But luckily they learned the lesson, and that was the last time KFC ever run out of anything ever again or go to the speed. Speaking of an artificial tanning, sometimes people can overdo it. Just wanted to share this headline from the male and a young mother claims. She was housebound for a week after a fake tan fail left her looking like she'd bathed in what would spread with powers even mistaking over a brown leather. So is a mean like guys, stocks, sitting on me. What are you doing to change her whole body shape It's interesting, the the methods that people use to go about to try and get a tan back in the day, and I read about one which I think, people still occasionally try, which is to use teabags. So you would what you do is just put a lot of teabags into a hot bath and you would get in the bath and you would allow that to.

cook you until you the have you put the milk in that yeah yeah. in say in the in the article. I heard that that was done in the wall where, yes, people, women wanted to have a time, but obviously there's no way of Catan, because you can't go on holiday in Greece, animal with a big problem. The people, the Nazis, Those guys do their thing, is that for people who try it these days when they do it in a bath, they come across the same problem, which is how do you tan your face because that's above water in order? ten it. You need to be underwater for a long time, so bunch of people, both snorkel, which, they tried, but that that was just a weird thing:

I got as far as getting in a bath with a load of teabags. Looking weird with a snorkel is at least I think, that's always a point where you go too far, and so what did they work anything out in the end, though they generally don't do it anymore or the person in the article had a very white head regretted the whole experience but yeah? It's you, then just do it outside of the bath. You sleep tea bags all over yourself. Of course it's a it's an yeah. Well, they also used to have milk spray cause. People thought that milk carton, you better, stop me from burning, but give you a very nice town and there were motorized milk sprayers that, like groups of mainly women in the nineteen thirties, would carry it to wherever they went into town on holiday and like it was this big engine, and then you stood in front of it and it just showered you with milk, and then you go a even turn. I like this, the daily mail,

the spoke to some people about how about Israel's love to get really burned and evolved. The eight ten million and british people said that they burned every time they went on holiday, which is a large proportion of the population and the person. The male interview to talk about this was a spokesman for super drug. I chemist and he was called mountain crisp method, yeah we're to move on our next back soon. There's a planet call Kepler thirteen, a b where it rains some cream were what brand it's as kind of a tight, highly M oxide precipitation, but it only falls on the dark side of the planet, so it's completely useless yeah, it's just creepy! I was looking at some beauty salon stuff in a tanning salon. Do you guys know about snail? Salons know like so snail. Slime is the new thing and beauty treatments

really popular in some places like Thailand and Japan in ITALY is popular and people who are running snail farms because knows of the eighteen all over the world, are diversifying their farms and they hand select a few snails on the farm to be transferred to the solemn, and then you book a session in this one. As a woman, you lie down and you get a few snails on your face just crawling all over it, and the claim is that it heals like your acne scars or slows down aging.

I have actually tried this. Have you was good? The service is unbelievably slow. The variables let's move on to our next act, it's time for back number three, and that is Andy Murray Fact- is that during the second mobile, the? U S, government considered making all american shoes deliberately ugly. So this is the thing to do with rationing, the very low on rubber, very low in leather, and they thought well. How are we going to do this? Eventually, they decided to introduce a shoe rationing. They said everybody can only have three pairs of shoes a year and if you wanted an extra pair of shoes, you had to fit in a very long, complicated form saying why you want more shoes, and but you could only as a manufacturer, make four colors and you could only have two different tones on a shoe

so the rationing was introduced, but the alternative plan that they did consider, I think, before protecting it was, let's just make sure it's ready, really horrible. Some people don't wanna, buy them exactly. They fall colors that they were allowed to wear black White army, rosette and town Brown town town town, like a place where people live, to know tat. The town live in the tower. Tell what you think you really serve with no town town town town. Tell me, like a statue cathedral. Yes, the. Why did you say?

yeah, because you say that two tone colors on shoes weren't allowed that that was the maximum. You can have three she's really ice. I saw that you could only have single tone. You couldn't have double time or maybe you went a lot boots taller than ten inches and you weren't allowed heels taller than two and five eighths inches and you allow fancy tongues. We also note the towns, like Sorry, it's my accident. I know I d say that what's wrong, but it's the thing. The inside you about that, you mix to say this, but I say propeller, So now it's a word, but when you say tonnes you are afraid to think on your shoe. Throwing those things are not allowed labourer tongue in your mouth think they would russian journalist likeable there was an

the thing where you could get a cheaper version of a shoe that would cost you less of your. Your ration, coupons, clothing, coupons that you had It was a shoe that was designed with a wooden soul, so the problem with that. Is you got no bend as your lifting up your foot like any any shoe that anyone is wearing in this room has, and so you would have to reinvent the way of how you walk with your shoe. You know that you're kind of what link left and right is that how they did it. I mean that's, I'm putting myself into the place the person with the shoe and that's all official it was used. I've been does that the problem has its of wooden. It's a wooden bottom club, I mean with many with clubs like a you wanna get neighbour with books get around. Ok, do they not book What they then had to do is in order to that a bit more of a useful shoe. They then cut a bit and they put a hinge in so that you could then war.

and the hinge would allow you to bend. The problem is that, while you're walking, the hinge would collect stones and so you'd be in the end, in a sort of leaning forward it's like the Michael Jackson, Lee Cause, he invented shoes. Didn't he that let him do that lean. He didn't. He owned the patent for those shoes yeah and they were they kind of. I think you're allowed to say that kind of there was a bit in the stage and he kind of slotted them into the stage so that he could lean rightful. What if the patient for that thing, which is weird because that's really inventing a shoe, that's inventing a strap on the floor of a stage. I thought, though it had weights as well. I thought that it literally you moved in a certain way. It kicked in a way into function so that, when you lent forward that would balance you as well yeah. Maybe my I done I've. I've not followed the Michael Jackson Shoe Patents paper places

you know you can get shoes vs. She is now. This has been shown off ass. I think Paris men's fashion weak in the last couple of months issues. She's been designed, they've been designed by a chinese fashion, designer codes, some questions and it sneakers then have fun of an ounce today, which is a sandal, and you can velcro this de on and off, and it so that you know if you're going out and thirty straightening got new shoes, you don't get the shoes to us, but you don't about your I'll two shoes. I gotta get thirty on those through the person did comment. He says we haven't, got the triple last stage yet, but who knows?

The future holds. I can tell you and it holds a fourth layer of rending boots. That's a big thing in Japan! Isn't it so in Japan, it's very impolite to wear your shoes into someone's house and it takes off their shoes as soon as you get to someone's house or a restaurant or whatever, and they give you a pair of slippers and it's very nice and you walk out of the restaurant in slippers and it's great, except that when you go to the loo in the restaurant, they have to take you out of your normal slippers and put you in special toilet slippers and a real risk of social embarrassment that, once you ve been to the toilet, you then forget to take off your toilet slipper, because their very different, they look very different. So one right, it said he walked back into a fancy: restaurant wearing a pair of bright, yellow slippers, with a dark having a poor on that

oh yeah, and that was disability, and that was a picture of a duck having a poo on the cell yeah. It was in thirteenth century ITALY. So it's not my favorite facts about shoes as I said it loads of times, and that is in the fourteenth century. It was made explicitly illegal in France to make shoes that were shaped like penises, yes, okay. I found out quite recently that Mary made it illegal to make shoes shaped like vaginas, no way. Why? God you're too favorite facts can get my reads, or at least have sex with each other. So in this all began in thirteen century italy- and there was a thing- is the culture of the virgin Mary and basically

if everyone, what better way to pay tribute to the virgin Mary while it wasn't like the Catholic Church, hated it basically, so it was like a cult. It wasn't like he wasn't just a thing. Everyone like the virgin Mary as a cold, you think, and they suddenly became really paid a lot of attention to the form of the perfect female body which was supposed to be what the Virgin Mary and so the intensity shoes and they were called duck spell shoes. They were really wide, they were covered, they were heavily potted, they were covered in hair like material and they put slits in them and you walk pink, hosiery yuri and, as you walked, it was supposed to look like a vagina. That is amazing. This was high fashion in 13Th Century ITALY.

we Mary came to the crown in Britain. She wants you to curry favour with Pope, and so she burn them. I get it was supposed to look like a joined up and why did it with it? It was a hairy shoe, had a little slit which, like look pink sometimes so, hang on whether its worthy she's, just a maximum guy in a job but whether so, whether penis shoes, a response people has saying son was a prank. You know what you know about my son Is this a complete coincidence coincidence these comments, I believe so that's amazing agenda wars fought in very different ways. Ledges. Some other world war. Two shoes that I found.

Is there's a shoe that they were sort of invented to trick the enemy, so the shoe would leave the footprints of the shoe would leave a barefoot footprint, so it so it look. it's as if one of the locals had been in the area as opposed to a soldier who had a big boot so on the bottom of the boot was just the the shape of a foot so that locals wore shoes South Southeast Asia. I should have said the place, did they make the footprints in the opposite direction to where you were walking? That would be clever. I would be very clever. Yeah we've seen some people did the whole. Supposedly, australian laws put the horse's shoes on backwards. You're riding on NED Kelly's, been through this way is actually likely have been through this way, but he was heading the other way.

Yeah, but this is also in Bhutan. They say that yetis have the ability to take their foot off and put it on that way round. Back then actual, yet the fact it's due to the fact Will the new shoes I, as a few years ago, scientists put boots onto dung beetles to find out how they code with heat so cool, so dung beetles. They they find a bowl of poo and they roll it around and every so often when it gets to the really hot bit of the day they climb up on top of the bowl of poo, and then they rest there for a bit, and scientists wondered. Is that because it's really hot on the Sandy desert weather walking around? So if you put boots on the tongue, it'll. You will theoretically find out whether they are the reason and and and the scientists put up it was little silicon shoes on the dung beetles and they said afterwards turns out, is very, very, very difficult to

shoe are definitely beetle, they did, they managed it. They got the boots on them and it turns out yes, when you have boots on as a dung beetle, you stop much less Tacoma doable. So that is, it's critical to me that they don't want to get on that dung. In case they get shit on the shoes yeah, I'm actually working on a set of new outer shoes for the Donald yeah. I read that in Palau there, a tradition of when people go into the reef and they're going fishing and so on, what they do is they take cease sea cucumbers and they squeeze he's? The internals of the sea cucumber out completely godson everything go out, and then they wear the robbery shell reader, so they don't cut their feet when they're in the the reefs improvised, not nature shoes, and why not? Just like put some wetsuit fail before you start dying thing.

No, this is, and this is in polite wherever they don't. Let US airline fishing and so on and see see cucumber cannabis, racists organs. That's the thing that they do, but they stay alive after they do that. So this fear, oh god, I live. While you were once while they can't stay alive because they re grow them and that what they do is they how to send out the organs and then hopefully a light, the fishing the organs are, they can swim away. Oh my god, I can imagine at the end of the day being seek you come here. You're, not gonna, believe what happened It's the anus of the sea cucumber, which is why you're putting your fuck is that they have fish living in those anus is so you might get fish in your as well as the if you ve a bit of the meal, that I think if you ve got your foot in seeking compensation us the fact that, as another fish present at very little to the overall horror there. It, like you, always shopping centres, leather, fishy,

exactly is explicitly saying yes as being protects is yes. I had that once and all I could think. While I was having it was reincarnation and just looking at the going, what the fuck did you do, Your last layer have come back to eat my spirit. This is I had it once and I think I've told you guys this, but I had it once in Cambodia and they had asked me to take my feet out of the pond, because you put your feet in with like five other well and my feet so disgusting that they were all coming to my feet. No one else is getting their money's worth see. I realize the low point parade wise me it's time. For our final fact to the show- and that is Chisholm Ski yeah. My fav this week is that the etiquette experts to Brett's run classes that teach five year olds to have strong handshakes and navigate dinner parties.

and this is, though I dunno how many of you will know about Debrecen, but this is basically a sort of guide to being a posh person. I guess, and they started publishing the etiquette guides in the seventeen hundreds and they still go on today and it's kind of teaching people how to perform well socially, and they recently started doing these classes, which are called Cygnet schools and it's full is meant to be for six to twelve year olds. I think, but I say there's been such a lot of the month at Ella and five year olds and see how they teach me to do things like shake hands. Well, a formal identify was the end tool to grown ups and is to teach children of primary school age of early primary school age, social ease and comfort, inns and charisma and charm to guarantee that they are both invited. The next play date am successful in interviews presented for business

It really does just open another nineteenth century factory that I need. I like school interviews. I yeah there was that so there was a report by one of the mothers who'd sent her child on this and at the very end of the the piece you wrote about it, she gave her review of the whole experience. She said the pleases and thank yous trip off the tongue and disappoint the occasional poop joke and a little light nose. Picking he's become really quite charming. Yeah you do pay for it, though I think it starts at about six hundred and fifty pounds for two hours to send your five year old to this, but yeah that one We wrote a blog to have a really strong handshake at the end of the proper bone crusher and that's just the start. The woman who wrote the blog paid seven hundred and for two hours to get her handshaking Sunday. So hooker we didn't

nor prices executive depends to you. Seven united, the Breton depress, offer advice on eating bananas So I think we're all doing it wrong. According to the press, apparently, if you're seated at the table the correct way to eat a banana is to peel, it then use a fork to to cut the flesh into bite sized pieces. Other more informal situations. We recommend peeling I bit and breaking bite. Sized bits have been on or off. Is that the you always see on the internet that you're supposed to eat is upside down on you can monkeys do something like that. I always break it. I always open it. In the middle I actually tv- I opened it middle and then take the banana around the needs it without the skiff Roy, whereas I gotta, I think do you mean you snapping,

No, no! You get the banal there and you make you kind of make a little hole in the middle of it and then you open it up, and then you pull the banana out and you eat to. There are other people who, even then, you reattach the skin, to make it look like a hoping you put it back on the shelf, then leave the supermarket business depress has a whole section on difficult foods. If you go to the website and lists all the difficult foods to eat and say, one example is grapes which I always thought quite an easy food, but a great show of the they're very strict. They say. Don't pick individual grapes from a bunch you have to use. You have to remove a small bunch from the big bunch and then eat from that, using either your fingers or it says I have seen those I've been to a cutlery collecting men's.

We show these groups, as is their ruin. How did they differ from normal? So they do not they quite smaller than the massive she is. You know that It's more. Why I struggled anyway with my stock. Didn't have the brass also says that if you're being oranges, then, if it's semi difficult to peel, you should cut it in half and eat it with a teaspoon which I'd never consider doing it. All. On nine aren't candy one does any of this stuff. Today I have eaten a banana with a knife and fork once and it was actually very nice, because of the way you are eaten, it lay with the taste of the same evaded the Mai psychopathic If I tell you what it made me pace myself and enjoy, it was the I rarely do that with a banana. Was there a special reason that you decided to try it yeah? It was really odd. I was on British Airways coming back from New York and they came, they came and they put a banana.

Down and a knife and fork, and they walked away I thought I'd better challenge. So into brats. Also do They ve got some rules for polite social networking. So one they say is this: is I'm guessing for Facebook? Think before you poke? That's the first suggestor always wait. Twenty four hours before accepting or removing some one has a friend the delay will help. You gather your thoughts, just great philosophy generally is seven hundred and fifty for that, one that actually is seven hundred fifty thirteen. Sixteen year olds.

No way a weight is giving away for free right now and, as you have got lucky, this is an absolute voluntary guy who started the breaths was called John D brat. He began his career with the Brits peerage, which was a book about lords and ladys and stuff like that, but he got into a huge argument with the guy who actually wrote TAT and he went bankrupt twice on the only managed to survive thanks to taking a huge amount of money from his wife. really wish they don't see, should guide the breadth of courage. They are the very strong. Peerage, though, and actually one of the most frequently asked questions, one of the most frequent questions is written into the bright stars like how to address the royal family as if really anyone's coming up against them personally, but they ve got very detailed instructions as to how you addressed them, and apparently, if you're writing to save your worship the queen, then you have to open your lesser with. May please, your majesty, and then you have to

getting the next sentence with with my humble, do you see, but then, if you're writing to other members, it tells you old initials. I have to come out to everyone's name. So is that the Prince of Wales, if you are into Prince Charles, you have to say only a load to his Royal Highness and then a new line. You say, for example, the Prince of Wales, and then these are the initials offers name Kay g K, T g c, B, O M a k, c d Q, as O p c. That's all the things he is, so great Gc B, is he's a great monster and principal night of most honorable order of the bath and that's about how they used to a night. So when you a nice it in medieval times, you had a bath first thing you did and then, if you're, a great master of the mice our order, the boss, it's about ball thing when you become a night cool, that's very cool,

any great monster good for him Henry and it's called sorry and about english people and manners and lists advice from throughout the ages. Etiquette varies obviously depending on your society, so, for example, in the fifteenth century, the duke of advised the not scratch ones copies in public Annabelle, Erasmus. The medieval writer advises that one should cough to dispose of funneled Erasmus. Actually that book that he wrote it was about. Children's etiquette was that it was the best selling. in all of England in the sixteenth century, apart from the Bible, the way and some of the other things he said was do not be afraid of vomiting. It is not vomiting but holding the vomits in your throat. That is foul,

I disagree strongly with that. I say if you cannot swallow a piece of food turn around discreetly and throw it so what the real six hundred and fifty quit cause that is actually weirdly depressed, say the opposite is or how times have changed. They say a dinner party when encountering an unexpected piece. If gristle or something that may be chewed to no avail. It is polite to be brave and try. Swallow it anyway. Joe you drink, As you can I'd to see the difference between a the Bretons, though, be really also want, do not leave back and forth on your chair. Whoever does that gives the impression of constantly breaking up trying to break wind. We need a rapid,

very soon. You guys got anything before we did in victorian times. Women were advised to pinch their fingers, so the ends will be nice and pointy. The thing is made a plasticine. It was just a thought you meant to have nice. Pointy ends two fingers, listen, tapering, not sort of flat cut off fingers, and one writer said that if you'll think back actual bad fingers, then just pinch them lots of times all the time and women were advised. This is a thing that happens today. I believe to fill old, gloves with cream and then put on the old gloves full of cream, and then you go to bed at night to think it still happens. No, it doesn't it see all women's voices This conspiracy, men know about those guys what had won a cream. Is it like, I think, to study at his level cream yeah? This is the thing I thought I told my girlfriend about this and she said Andy. We all do this all the time.

it's, not what you think about it for the craving. I've never heard of it, but be so great. If my pond was right, I was in bed so when they just don't move Jerusalem. That is quite something, isn't it, but then you're just going to have nice hands. But what about the rest of your body? You should really be worried full body suit, covering only cream with bodysuit okay, that is it. That is all of our facts. Thank you so much for listening. If you'd like to get in contact with any of us about the things that we have said over the course of this podcast, we can be found on our twitter accounts. I'm on at Schreiber Land, Andy at Andrew Hunter, James Hutton, James Harkin, inches in sky. You can email, Podcast Accu, I don't come yep or you can go to our group account which is at at no such thing or you can go to our facebook account or no such thing as a fish dot com.

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