Live from Washington D.C., Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss the goats that guard Reagan's library, poppy field crop circles, and which Apollo moon landing was faked.
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I am sitting here with annexes and stay Andrew Hunter, Murray and James Hearken, and once again we have gathered round the microphones with our poor favorite facts from the last seven days and in no particular order. Here we go starting with you
The fact is that one of the main reasons people fail to get into the U S army in the first World WAR was because the military required recur.
It's done at a minimum of six teeth and this was a problem. So
is. This is from a book called making the american mouth by Alyssa pick out, which is a great book, and it's all about problems of of dentistry, and it turns out that the famously great american teeth were not always that great.
The universal body you needed good teeth because you had we horrible, tough military Russians and you haven't
Repairs of decent opposing teeth
and one in ten recruits failed because of life.
The two million people who were rejected from the only that was the main reason out of use those individuals, as I too, over their quarrels nk six as well, so that one of the reasons and wall was certainly in the
civil war where they had a similar problem. Is you would load one shot in each gun and to get your shot out? You had a rip, it open to the secret, and so, if you didn't haven't
tv just like commonly known as until I read in the in the civil war. So you know if you are disqualified from going to war, the the cancer you given his bore. F, that's what they say you're more than that means you not able to go and MRS for modern day, wars, wilder and its suggested
and I say it suggested because it probably deftly no true that the four f stands before front teeth full length and in and what they're saying you didn't have those full in those four you're, not you conquer towards my open, the cliff for your done. There was great disparity in the civil war between the two sides: the teeth, wise and in some other way, is actually historically the last two hundred years. The north east of the United States is how much worse teeth in the South West and the Confederate Army had much but a teeth, and they just had better dental can and the no racial why. This is actually because
This is not about sort of socio economic status. It doesn't really correlate without often wealthier people had was teeth, they sugar. They think it might be something in the soil policy anyway, it was. The moment was the worst. I think the moat was the one where literally more than ten percent of people in Mobile, too, I think even got rejects is, and I think in world will to Wendy was still ass, bad, no progress made
is between the world wars. They they had this requirement again, which is that you could have the three pairs of opposing teeth and they actually have to change the rules because they
those are going to get any people going into the army, so they say
the rules to say, actually you just need to have enough teeth in your lower arch, like on your logo, to hold a denture
So this isn't it you can one to Santa hook. Agendas adventures on Europe really is actually still true that if you don't have enough teeth, you can't join the. U S army
I read all the today of what you can't candy did accept it
so they had it says: inefficient. Natural, healthy teeth is reason for not being allowed in the army, some of the things Polyte actually so having too many fingers.
c mon. You, you, fire more guns, vaster you'd, think so Riah pal.
Do it is usually wooden diagram. Then you got a gun on each linger here, a super soldier. My back! Thank you.
If you have a growing toenails, he can't the army.
Remedied quite easily yes, and if not particularly bad ones. In your taller than six foot seven, you can't join and if you have an unexplained absence of a testicle mystery missing debts ago, that's the mystery of it
we as it is not as they think you might be. Hitler trying to drawing up take it from the inside, at least was teeth were actually
we're getting out of war as well so at least once children? This is the first mobile. If you got wounded, if you threw away you're false teeth,
but you no longer were able to eat the Russians. You might be able
get out of the entire only is a good way of escaping military service, rising using extremely
easy way. People was, it was shooting themselves in the Meat Council stopped to get out of an increase. Just took away. Adages took me really.
You didn't want the blunder in war. Didn't name does this was the issue. It was that they couldn't do. If everything was a smoothly, they wouldn't have to remove any these paper, Esther true having batty
still massive massive problem for the army and so little over seven years they ve been working and they ve put twelve million dollars worth of research behind this into some combat chewing gum bachelor there currently trying to invent so would it well?
the dual suited. The idea is that it stimulates the flow is alive. Renew mouth belong, you chew it, so it neutralizes acid, so last revolt chewing gum show. I guess this is just like super soldier chewing gum
that is not united use get loads of water.
And slavery. I you just dribbling. I know it's eminence, designed to keep your teeth more healthy, because the big problem that they have is that a ten percent. I believe it is of all the emergencies that they have not frontline our teeth based ten percent. So this forty seven different types of dental emergencies that they deal with the grated in like a booklet drawing and get yeah I'm and they go from mildly uncomfortable, which is like ginger vitus,
all the way to totally opposed to a host of almost you're the one, with the inference of either way you look at me. It looks like it is, fell on your keyboard,
so
so gentle bite is absolutely due to this guy and that's right. When you got off elicited it's really by sight son as is so bad. You can't
inside the actual operate. So by the end of ninety. Ninety six percent of british people had not financial teeth remaining. So my guess is an old Bosnia view full dentures under percent in nineteen. Seventy eight that was thirty seven percent, while Dorothy seven percent of adults, zero teeth.
How is it true that they used to deliberately knock them out likelihood twenty first birthday as present, they would not call unity of non, only people who are often, but it wasn't like a punch in the faint
The idea was was net that if you would lose them all as say when you it's when he won and replace them with dentures, and then you wouldn't have to problems as regards young right yeah. What do you know the most teeth anyone has ever had?
Oh, oh, how many doing only have thirty two YE actual tiger is, as it was at one time in the mouth one time in the mouth gummy this year, its subject, hundreds of thousands of wines, seven thousand a cake while ago, yet again time is absolutely guessed it out of the park
It was five hundred and forty seven of these were very small teeth. Obviously,
Indeed, he had seen the pain in his role as a little
including Odin tumor, we're in a continent and doctors removed it a great size of a golf ball before they did, and it was a little second inside of a five hundred and twenty six tiny take half as just one stem cells go but highway.
Thinking teeth June. You good luck. When he woke up the next morning, absolutely loaded right, lift up your pillar. I might have a wid teeth in war story tat I love, which is from the Second World war. So this was after Japan have surrendered in world war. Two then love Japanese were put on trial by the allies and not included the japanese prime minister. He decade Togo, and he wanted to say he was, can be executed in Japan, but he wanted to speak at his trial and he couldn't speakers his teeth or in such terrible condition, and so using looked after by U S naval officers and he said okay. Well, I'm I need some dentures. I can at least make it my trial and there was a dentist go Jack Mallory. Who is in charge of doing this and he made the prosthetics, and I mean who yeah, how kind of dick, and is this? I know of one I pay for each other.
was it, but he engraved in his dentures in most code on the back of his dentures. The words remember Pearl Harbor, oh yeah, that is a real move and a half, and then he gave these dangers,
japanese Prime Minister, neither Sogo he's gonna have the wet, remember Pearl Harbor in his mouth, for eternity
then he chicken now discover them
for them. It is new dangers and then goes like sharing and again job over this. If anyone's ease my gold, so he told his superiors and they have to do this whole operation, where they should have brought back into the prison in the dead of night him and his dental associate and stole the Denver,
scraper? They had he been stolen, remove the mouth. He didn't want them in his cell with him,
so maybe they visited needs I tabled is breathing his way. They think anyone would ever find out, as we would have you
you mean you, don't really get a red Morse code
easy. Prime minister. Did he say the Prime Minister's it unilaterally? Try. Ministers can do not run ago running your truth. Going on
We need to review, and secondly because it brings about military recruitment. This kind of thing I answer to join the Euro
see me in the first World WAR,
seen questionnaire that you had once. If you want to sign up, it was all yes, no questions are gay and it was a list of a couple of hundred of the questions. I have just a test, your attitude to make sure you had sort of standard intelligence so things the question started. Quite simple: can a dog wrung yeah? Yes, you're right, but outright like a great? Is water dry
can you read yet so great, so you don't greater than economic. Doing really badly is out,
he went into the unity and it gets a bit later than on these
it was made of iron. I didn't think so until you said that do handkerchiefs, frequently injure human beings. Do conscientious. Brunettes exists
really the rails, and then they then abandon so that those are the sweetest ones. Then it goes completely bananas right so do vagrants commonly possess. Immaculate chrome, that's
do tendrils, terminating cerebral hemorrhage is a ghetto disease that govern the tender. Will months answers that one.
Do tendrils terminated, cerebral hemorrhage? I don't know what you mean no
Nobody else. What seems to me is like a load of words. It don't really make a sentence. Exactly does know yes or no answer. He doesn't go next to it almost what exactly what this testing intelligence and feels like setting the level.
LISA nation. You type of black number two, and that is just an skate knife at this week- is that the running Reagan, presidential library, has been protected from wildfires by a herd of goods that includes Vincent Van Good, silly, yes, very sweet, Selena, Gomez and GOAT sought.
libraries and lowbrow references in the votes. This is amazing story this year that the life, the Ronald Reagan, presidential library, which is just outside, allay hide five hundred goats and its to clear up this flammable scrub material, because that's a really useful way of creating a barrier against wildfires. You know they ve all the stuff that the fire with eight and then, if I can't move, I personified little over those censuses that didn't like sentences,
just testing your accuse AIDS, and yet this is ridicule and then they were wildfires. A few months later, the brush created a fire break which masterpiece, identify and amend the fire fighters could defeated and save Ronald Reagan, library, which contains very cool stuff, like Ethel, his entrails one and a bit of the Berlin Wall and him himself wool.
really, because there is no reason why these very he's bury them less sensationalist way for against our easy you're, not he's not in the dewy decimals. There stood a grocer incredible. This kind of
you didn't know with whom they are being used to deal with this company is a really cool one as well. So I started only last year. I think they ve got really lucky. It's called Otto five votes,
like they don't do that you didn't get it and it was
It was equally this cuban good School and Emily Morris, and he doesn't know experience in this, but he went to a talk where a fire fighter with saying what a shame it anymore, goats to prevent fires, so he decided otherwise and goats and high the mounds, and he didn't really with all those that we let them talk and he started by looking in a bunch of wheat clearing job. So we run around advertise himself said all clay awaits with some votes as before we go any goats many dollars.
books again, and then he was. I got started this now, but if I M goes and then he bore a few dozen goats and then he realized, I live in a tiny house at anybody would put these goats and then
Do they actually appeal to form a school and stay on? That's good. That's day on this,
Britain's knew he's a very happy moon, that's cool! It's now legal, full! You too high a goats in Washington D C,
as of two thousand and nineteen there's a new law.
Read the more it says that the mass shall allow goats to be temporarily imported into the districts for the purposes of eating grass.
king demonstrations participating in yoga and similar activities. Nice does great seems like it's been going on for a while in America, because those reading than two thousand and fifteen and you can actually or goats off Amazon, so
with live your life goods, the Amazon launched a home delivery service and teeth hasn't fifteen those. If it s not like going on with Amazon. So in Japan, you could order a buddhist monk to your house. My amazon to do prayers for funerals and so on.
If you want it began its been going on here and it specifically for thy. It's just the goats come in and its for fire clearance. Now in its happening a lot. Does this go for maize, which a cold goat fund me Brown, yeah yeah? I wanted this happening solely because of the propensity for ponds wonders. That's while they sought ass. It happens because this is a good way to permanent, discriminatory Selena Gomez has higher targets ray and there's no reference to other. Not that's crazy.
About the one of that goes is called Selena Gomez. Was there any kind of hilarious misunderstanding was so a mystic Selena Gomez, full Selena Gomez? Will unstinting agreement is currently chewing brought out of order
as already really worried goat in a green room about to go she's, not the only Selena Gomez
Those there's another Selena Gomez out New Zealand, I'm in cancer Bree. They have I sort of our species where they look after goats and they send them back out, so they ve got Selina GOAT.
there. They ve got even long, cornea, Jessica, Album and Nicole Kidman nothing
It is a baby vote.
it is an that's what I knew
anything, you want,
Not everyone is happy about this goat situation. Of of
how many big, who had so intuitive seventeen a Michigan Union issued an official complained saying that goats would taking the jobs of good, honest humans. Basically, like
people who know loans for living. Exactly young diggers work
Wade's, though clear and brush on this is taking jobs from human union workers and western Michigan University got a complaint about this, and the Washington boasted a calculation about the potential impact of goat labour and they found out that even if all stuff do was given over to go, they would only cost about three hundred and forty seven jobs, which is a lot you mean. If I may, I, what you mean a false stuff is given sagoths lay all chops, Ukiah goats, as president of the United States wows. Can't, you
They have no school books are all kind of them is as many gardening jobs as possible. That requires that ITALY stuff
There is a vote in the british army. Of course, that is, of course,
is William Billy Windsor. The second
he's new, actually he's quite young and the previous one, William Billy Windsor. The first was a lunch corporeal in the first battalion, the Royal Welsh until he was demoted, suffused Leah after inappropriate behaviour during the queen's official, but they celebration. He apparently
refused to keep in step and try to head, but the drama, and so he got eventually. He retired
They brought in this new when they went into the fields in Wales. Just looking for a goat. What is the world is the queen's own heard they have to write the queen for permission. So can we hunt one of your goats?
bring it into the fold literally read into the fold
and the new one because it so young he still gets his russian of to cigarettes a day, but he's not allowed to have his Guinness until he's a few years. Older disease like the cigarettes. Now he eats them about all this very goats. Don't hang up.
front teeth; they don't have a guarantee that, just as it is really only they just others with pad from assistance of dental yes, grace is so gummy. Isn't I'm not gonna eat is like a huge ward of tissue and that's why, when you see them, eight legislative grind stuff sideways along that I'm not judging them, but I think this kind of guys. So they did a study recently, which showed that goats next dogs man's best friend them on second best friend, really as in they bombed emotionally with us very well and people always up with sheep and are completely different. So they dont than already into
that it might be in a hurry, but they don't mind being out of it at all that much more intelligent when they do intelligence tests, and they have this thing they do tat when they're in trouble. They do the imploring puppy dog eyes thing humans. They did this test with them, where one of those classic kind of scientists doing an intelligence test where they got the goats figure out there. If they pulled a string and release a lever in the knowledge that leave, then they can get access to a nice treat, and they actually did this on twelve goats and they tested them and they learn today very quickly and then they made
it was impossible for them and when they made it impossible to goods old, surrounded, the humans would like a little raised. Eyebrows kind of help me expression, but they were not so of those twelve goods within four tries. Nine of them had completely most at this trick. This puzzle solving trick
two of them she said they would disqualifies why we did not need disqualified,
european citizens task because they did they try to head, was open and they do. You know for someone who's your best friend they do had, but a lot. It's meant affectionately.
where they are needed to disqualify, and there was just one go in this test that showed no signs of improvement by her twenty second try and they were over the hopeless came.
Out of the city, the? U S: Navy has a goat as well yeah, I'm city maybe get out some shore. Lot of people have had it before, but I had no idea about as an official got must not call build a goat and not either take the form of a president a costume, but there is an actual goat as well, and the army and the Navy cadets fool. The last seventy years have been attempting to kidnap each other's goats before the annual football match that they will not stop. Nice today, succeed Clia
Then they succeed, what'll as well. They ve got the army to kidnap a goat, which is a lot easier than trying to kidnap the army, Moscow, which is a mule which is six times as heavy. So, almost always the Vienna that, though
goats have frequently been gone. The mule his enemy gaunt once and it was imprisoned.
ninety one the Navy cadets, was so annoyed about having repeatedly lost their the goes
So they were, they went to bed overboard, they visited West Point Academy disguised as tourists, they drew maps, they plan their escape routes, they studied the alarm systems, they recruited a friendly Mew farmer to tell them how to steal a meal. They then went to West Point disguise the soldiers they claim to be the military police. They tied up a sergeant locks everyone else at the mill sort of the meal stable in a room. They cut the phone lines.
another escapes only to be followed by the state police, the military, police and three helicopter with a mule in tow up when the Pentagon intervened, and they said, could you please stop zipping amazing? I found so in the headline of this fact. One of the
It's his creed, Vincent Van Gogh and as well as finding another Selena Gomez, I found another Vincent Van Goats and Vincent Van Gogh's is a comic book character and it's a goat, had superpowers and lived in Washington D C.
you said this is yours: Superhero Vincent goes, I mean it's not Spiderman hope
wait till you, the banks nor James yeah, he's ago. It's ok and he was in a laboratory where they're doing tests and this guy called Derek Henderson had passed,
during some sort of weird experiment, the consciousness of Derek Henderson, went into the gunshots became Vincent Van
but no one knew that Derek Henderson had gone in their, so this guy continues experiments on the scope and he gives them the ability for flight. Laser vision and super
human history, the looming that he haven't you know entailing Eric Henderson- is inside him yeah. So then, to people called Quantum and Woody come to pick up this vote, and it turns out that there are the children of Derek Henderson, so they ve got its goat dad dad. But
but they don't know that. He's in so, he spends its whole time trying to go. I'm your dad inside a goat and its and they they eventually start believing through little cryptic codes. That gives us a text message: disease as the goat text low. They they train it, because it's a very good.
It can fly. It's got later, as is just made a trusted. The two random children, whether that no debate, people of the of the zone,
a text to speech device, so they suddenly communicate with work out. That is the dad Derek Henderson, but they don't promptly believe it because it turns out the door is
female go right yeah. So then they discover that the vote is pregnant and she gives birth to Derek Henderson. Wait, wait, wait, wait!
Do you mean a huge Yuvan baby that they say? No, they think Derek Henderson is coming out. They don't know what's going to come, but it turns out nothing. It's just a spirit that applies away. Well, that's
You see me is maybe the longest we ve ever go about this.
Without a single biggest. It won't be by the time that is, it sends a credible, and neither does that. We have
made on, and we all know that the union- it is wasted time as easy, claiming that distort the people of diesel, know what incredible a comic book character. Why he's got Vincent Van Gogh? No fucking, nothing in that suggested. We do need to move on and second, we do yeah. Ok, it is time for fact number three, and that is my back.
My back this week is that the APOLLO, twelve moon landing footage was fate. Ok, it's a real facts, or is it a comic book
This is a fact that is actually in or latest wrote the book at EU twenty nineteen and done on the twelve on the fourteenth of November. It's gonna be the fiftieth anniversary of the APOLLO twelve moon. Landings of the launch happened on the fourteenth and done. This is a true facts. What happened is when they landed. They had one camera that was going to film. The whole thing ends as they were starting to film and go into the moon. The camera was pointed directly towards the sun and it burns how the camera entirely the only camera that we had their video camera. So
As a result, they had no footage and no law the tv channels back in America, suddenly you're freaking out, we had the audio, but we didn't have the visuals, so CBS had to cut to a long island studio. What to actors in space, suits hats and pretend that they were walking on the Megan that that, while using the actual audio underneath it and over NBC, they had to astronauts Marian nets that were created by bill bared. Who was the puppeteer behind the lonely? Go card in the sound of music using that underneath the audio of the APOLLO twelve astronauts? So they had to face the footage.
There is actually makes mooted unipolar moonlighting, which is real today's level, these things at the ready show there was
loaded, obviously demonstrations of like what it might be like the experiments that they would be doing up there. So there was a lot of new channels that were showing what we're going on, and then there was a lot of fun things like the marionette that were made by this guy, just the sort of life, so they had that just in the studio and they had to it as an emergency go get those guys back and the sooner we need visuals- or this is the role of those marionette life is in danger.
Just ended his sheep segment in the outbreak and suddenly they all the people on the moon Sancho, not many people watched at eleven or twelve cause, I think, basically, ever almost APOLLO eleven, unlike eyes, probably gonna, be quite similar,
and also APOLLO, eleven was on a Sunday night, so everyone was at home watching tv, but
twelve six in the morning on a Tuesdays so
the length of what she had, but it was a mean even through the guys who were the guy's his own. Alan being was,
the Englishman, impede Konrad. Yet so PETE Conrad didn't seem not impressed and they asked him what them
it was like any said. It's very light, gray like concrete. If I wanted to go out and look at something that looks like the moon, I'd go and look at my driveway
Is everything characters, so he he had a balance that was made before he went to the moon because someone on
he was interviewing him said: oh I so
We can say: wait you get on the moon, it doesn't matter what you gonna sakes. I know you're told what to say, and he said now not told what to say. I can say whatever I want and she went.
course. It's written financing was obviously written for him as well say so that you can say what I want to say and I'll tell you right now will come up with it together wanting to say so. The first words
The third man said when he landed on the moon was
p
and that may have been a small one for Neil, but that was a long on. Four may was his first words on the moon. It was a five hundred dollar back. He never got the five hundred
does it because he was, he was sure. Yet it has shown is five advice,
while meals courts. How much do we need to spell out? He was already such he was such a character Conrad's, so he was actually supposed to be in the mercury seven who were the original seven people who are going to work for NASA to be going out into space like the like the original seven, he was asked to do the exams thought he was kind of a wild caught.
The examples are ready, invasive, an annoying and so princes they did a rule shot tests on him. You know where they show you a blob of ink and they ask you what you can see in it, and he basically was. I is great bullshit, and so when this I caught, you said what do you say in this book of ink? He described in extreme and graphic detail, a sexual, a basic porn film,
that he was sitting in the blood of ink and so then Erle and K. Thank you, sir, and then they pushed a blank called towards him and said o K. Well, what do you make of this, and then he just turned round and pushed back? One is upside down. Those very was that
he said. I was Conrad Year already was quite conscientious when they got there, though, because when they got there, they had to set up this generator. That was bound by plutonium, and it was it that there is a problem, a snag. The praetorian got stuck inside its container and been out being suggested. What are we just headed?
then comrade said no, obviously, because I did not learn the numerous must be considered with a hammer being did anyway and it works. If freed it up, and it got a thing working and be
latest said never come to the moon without a hammer area, and he so he became an artist when he came back to Waken match our than those paintings. You can still barn as website you're a lot of APOLLO painting, so he would do Neil Armstrong. He would do buzz and so on on, but university. These works. That was sort of
shift into stealin and stone, and he did it using the hammer that he did exactly a year ago. They had to use a sextant to get to the moon. Did you know there's one? No, I dont want. So this is amazing, so APOLLO twelve got hit by lightning as it was taking off not once but twice, and this was stressful, because that you know that I can off the burning fifteen tons of fuel every single. Second, this is our high stakes, better. The mission and the just banged twice with lightning
The electorate is completely fried. No one knew for a long time that they be met by lightning. They just saw everything turned off and I had no, it is. I can restart so anyway, normally once they got up into orbit of earth, they need to set
as for the moon, and they would normally have an automatic programme to do that for them that wasn't working thanks to this, so that they needed to use a sexton to chart. The stars basically
That is where we need to go that. Surely you can just see where the moon is. Cartoons is light elites
the stones. The means, probably big,
but nobody says the moon is not bigger than all the rest.
And I think if I may write- I can only assume its a bit more complicated, extending an applicant's on board that they got trained, withstand charts, major case yeah, just in case handy and another thing at something we should mention was Dick. Gordon always. The third person on the main voyages is forgotten. The guy he's up there
the commandment, your hovering above the moon, was that in the moon, when they're down on the moon and the lunar module so did Gordon's up there, and I think it was quite alone support time. They were out there. I think was in this.
Thirty six hours, something they were down there and these just on his own. Circling the moon it to space
eight using space walking and then its is very dusty and they got covered in kind of black does so by the time they were returning to the command module, they were dozy, and so they went back up to see day can be. I hated it, what we ve done and they went back up and the lunar module and they latched onto the command module that he was fine and Dick pulls. The hatch down, takes one look at them and says: you're not coming here
covered and fill, and he makes you take all of their clothes and
so they re entered the command module completely naked raising. I think it was a prank. I think you ve been out. There is, I think he knows fucker.
Gotta be. Can we talk a bit about how they
the appalling Livin Mood landing had again absolutely right again. No just about the theory- because it's very you know has been carefully thought about my court alot of people- it's obviously not true, but in a series this tiny cubic was hired, but I did not know that the theory runs that he was hard to direct three APOLLO missions and that there was a specially designed, sat in Alabama and that to break did APOLLO. Eleven did APOLLO twelve fake both but then refused to direct APOLLO thirty.
Business is rejected, his screenplay and he wrote screenplay word or goes catastrophically rotten, as happened with the policy that aim and, as I said, no there's no glorious enough. Ok,
than they did his ice cream. His great place, Indiana
so that I have not seen a play that scene, but is that different to the three one, dick everybody? Yes, the input in the film is if the same thing happened yet area would remain
of course the gate he didn't easy, ending that would have been insensitive, come to think about. It
imagine big Jim level, one
movie. You just killed me. The telegraph wrote about this. There was a famous famous deathbed video
stand a cubic in which he purportedly confessed to faking the moonlight yeah. He says the US government perpetrated fraud, they wanted to go to moon, they went quite ready yet, but they needed a culpable victory and was that a real area. While the telegraph wrote up how people can tell-
There are some signs that it's not genuinely authentically cubic. So
the took off wrote. Perhaps the biggest give way is the fact that the man in the video quite clearly isn't to break that some of the funds. It runs up old life, there's an old man and about.
but the already limited to also include someone of Chemical him Tom, instructing him how to act. So shall we say the conspiracy. There is, even though this new cap- and I think there are few- how it feels it we're talking about because we think is the most insane thing to discuss, but the stamps are really bizarre day, but I think the main findings of fake so in Britain, one sixth of people, but one in six humans in the Uk
things they were staged and not only that, but worryingly, am, I think, is an older people get quite a hard time and the UK these days amongst the hipsters. But there
and soon had screwed up when it comes to this. So
The over fifty fives is one eighth of people. Then people aged twenty four to thirty five is more than a fifth of us who think it's fair
An system, the internet, the web of knowledge, has told us the truth. There is work for fifty three percent of people who do think it was faked. Fifty three percent of
I think that men did land on the moon, but just later, ok, we didn't APOLLO eleven didn't land on them,
I'm sure we can rent would eventually people things really lateness, Europe about zero euros
it will shoot. You yeah he's conspiracy, dearest filmmaker, who had an encounter famously with puzzle, Dron in which presently children punched him
they because even he was falling in around, and so this is
It was written by the guardian. Several thirty seven demanded that children swear on a bible that he had really landed on the moon Aldrin. Seventy two declined to do so.
and then his fist really landed in several places?
Jameson Li Mu, Bai soldier, and it was kind of it. We did a show them in the UK and it was a bit scary because every question you asked him there was a sense when he looked back at you cause. He took a few seconds before he answered any question as it was.
You know, like imagine, the time lag when they sent messages to space. It was
a similar kind, a distance and you think he's gonna punch me he's gonna punch me every single time and we asked them to think
but remember the m yeah leave. So we said that there was more processing power in a musical birthday car than the was on the APOLLO eleven mission. Yet he did not like not one, but you did it
the girl. You could this land on the moon,
slide down the ground. We went for a drink with them afterwards. There we- and I my wife- was that whose russian and we left her in him together, because we had to get one of the other guests out. She was just stuck with Buzz: Aldrin didn't really have anything to save him and in just one sorry about the cold war,
we need to be listed in the is James. You can imagine that this week is australian. Poppy fields have croup circles, they occur,
I will be getting high and jumping around in circles. We think
It could be an alien with billions, I'm so
this was in its view with Tasmanian attorney general, Laura Giddings.
Because Tasmania makes about fifty percent of the world's legally grown opium, so have loads and those of poppy fields, and she sat basically it's a real problem them wrecking the crop they get really really high and then just not going round and round in circles and that it kills all the puppies and it's bad enough, but has mainly in poppy farmers because, like everyone's trying to stop people from taking opiates and stuff like that, so it's really that really struggling to sell their sell their opium.
think of those goes in this year's delay down into the lobbies or they kind of ok, I'm wherever they come down. I dont know what I think: that's fine cause. I keep going back for more
I had the right as cases and so some people who worked out that they get high off these kind of copies of this Dublin society who won't Dublin society had to step in, because some people over there were purposefully, feeding them and watching them do this, and I think that all of these yeah yeah well- and I think it did call them hot there's a lot of other bees overseas in many places that you expect them to be. We have them in the UK and hands accolade out of man has ever Hungary on the Isle of Man. Sorry, this means nothing. He eggs, you wouldn't expect deceit and then
The only one see link opium, though right, so parents are addicted to opium. Oh yeah announce humans as far as humans of motorways
It improves of India, and this is a real problems. The to India again does look growing opium for medicinal purposes and ruining farmers crops and so there's one form in the state of Medea Pradesh, who estimates that he's lost ten percent of his crop to parents who just like ETA and get high, and they it they- don't really
very well to it in the end, so they actually lover their addicted and they even learned not to schools. So these paths that usually school when they doing stuff- but they know they- should draw attention to themselves that they didn't very quietly
they get really wheezy, I'm gonna. They go into an opiate kind of stupor. They get into very deep sleep, so they often full of approaches and die because that's a hand.
very sad and they get terrible withdrawal. So the opium season ends and then got no data laughed and lose their appetites. Interested of some of the Mena starve themselves to death or just horrible cold. Turkey told parent,
it's an issue is it so much the some more than others,
and the reason the UK one of the main stories about this kind of thing happening in the UK, evolved a drunk pony called fat boy who ate too many fermented apple,
who fell into a swimming pool called did eat was yoga, gives one, and it was your right to say that I'm humans, like
thank in twenty fourteen. There was a chinese noodle shop owner who was found guilty of lacing his noodles with opium poppy seed. So these customers kept coming back,
May we found out when one of his customers was given a greeting urine test by traffic police is one hundred light honestly I've just had,
noodles, because you can, if you eat pussy bagel, you can drugs tests
and that's why you're in the? U S and Britain not have introduced this rule that if you imprison- and you are now like on bail or if you are allowed out for the day, you have to sign a form promising you weren't eight poppies, Ebay, because you show up positive and there was even in twenty fourteen, the queen's racehorse, who was called estimate. I think one, a race
tested positive, full opiates, and the argument was that there had been some poppy seeds mixed in with the feed candle.
Feel like something that would help raise hopes to ring quickly, doesn't know we'd instinctively go for
but she had to feel for the eighty one thousand comprise money. So please donate
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in species of them under obviously pouch animals that basically smoke anger is, I guess, to be on scientific about it. But the time I wanna be Brook can breathe through
its skin? So little is not very long is just after its born says absolutely tiny one is born, but on the data born they get a third of the oxygen through the skin. Is that just about the size of the bean? And they are a small enough that they have a big surface area to weight ratio, so is more effective and more efficient for them. Gowns island in the site
you don't know the molecules, just managed its pervaded the body, but everybody tiny, and then they forget by the time their adult forget. They don't remember that no one's own
If they remember you mean you, don't know how to do it, Sarajevo, they might remember to having done it then, maybe because, when the light, the only then like a tiny little worm when they first born one, of course they do the huge track, and we still don't really understand how what is basically seller vetoes stage they climb
not through the fur and into the pounds, but they do it and then they clock onto the teeth in the pouch and then the teeth swells out the mothers to swell up in their mouth. So this document, which I was they must be so uncomfortable and they can take their mouth of the mothers, take a couple of months that is rammed really the daylight countries that they make different types of milk. So the baby when it first comes, it needs a real lots of cream. But then, as it gets bigger, another baby comes along, guess that and then it gets the half of young and while they doing they can
say be growing a new baby in the usual, so they can answer the kid that's jumping in and out of the council, one two eight than the very newborn wormy one on the other and then the growing as third one in their usual then like a Superman, they be on a documentary or reality tv shows on human, and they do that without having extra sex as in they say again. What well so, usually, if you want a second kid successor,
I'm so glad you, though, that with somebody who has a second kinda weirdly by we didn't have sex,
the big, your wife is a will. There is actually a scientist.
in the body of what they do is when they have sex they the birth but goes in and they conceive, but they save some of the sperm and once they have the bullet.
When the spoon goes round into the other. They have a few vaginas emotion nominees. Your show, it sorry sorry varied right humming. How do they? Because I've heard about which we took a bit of others? Perhaps I dont understand how they keep sperm cells alive. They received mating
some were and how you keep that. Well, let me tell you you asking the wrong I didn't they could do that. I knew they could save a thesis when it invests lies so they'll have an embryo, growing it'll, just not gonna, be like I dont get pregnant yet and expose their pregnancy and schooled, sunlight, pregnancy, poles or something, and they can hold for the party.
Hold like again. They are that's when the spam specifies the egg and this little baby to sit there and weights in them free era at six ordinary. Numerous do I find out so ok. So I grew up in a strictly, as others, Willoughby and a kangaroo. I only found out while researching this today is a wall. A rude and Waller rule is not them well,
The kangaroo meeting in a mixed breed- this is a separate. This is you ve got small large we'd know got medium. This is the
medium size, one
You know what we re unapplied a melon which again polonaises small aversion. Europe had a melon while a b will re Congress is another one to relieve the shop in Ireland, a kind of the same, then I'd never heard about. That's very impressive. That's got to me, though. A giant kangaroos calls on us our job wallow base, whether the giant Bala be waived. Three hundred and thirty pounds a hundred fifty kilos,
and the giant short faced. Kangaroo wait. Five hundred and thirty pounds about two hundred and forty kilos and its closest living relative is the bandit have wanna be which weighs four pounds yeah they had. They have won back so with the size of small cars which had teeth longer. The knife
They had five me too long lizards. They had birds that wait, half a ton and they had taught says the size of small dinosaurs,
visitors eyes of nine assaults, but it was his eyes, a small dinosaurs. All these things existed at the same time as humans, Riddle strongly when the humans first came over. All these massive things. Whether tat must have been a terrifying signs, Vienna straight line.
humans did sort out the problem they did quickly. They also good at that. I've got a NASA Apollo facts. We too late with bit late. For that I'll just got ready right now.
If this doesn't another thing, I want to be on the workings of Syria's codes it so it was. It was a guy called Walter couldn't who was charged with the task of trying to work out what the best way to walk on the
moon was, and he spent years and years doing it up into the point where they went to the moon, and he produced a five volume reports on the best way
to move around and the moon and according to him the best way to move around the moon with your gate as a human is to jump like a kangaroo. The kangaroo hop is how he wanted.
sure you go around the moon. So
We need to say even mean, though, cause like Hungary's use the tale to push themselves around this. Ultimately, yes, he just thought you pushing
both feet and you landing and its, and if you get the balance right, that's the perfect gate, forgetting distance! So not remind you know, maybe your legs independently, exactly not moving like independently and they didn't do it because I thought it would look shit despite five volumes of war that was tangentially related to unless it is the letter, guy doesn't want to be with a purple neck, and this is due to be a mythical creature. People talked about having a pebble night while the bay and at once at it's, not true
people that they see now strata and then people capital having these sightings. That is, like purple, die on his neck and then Edwin would just say no. It's ok, just rubbed up against and purple paint, and there was a hundred year period where scientists were just telling these people who saw them is just rubbed against the purple wool something anyway they. Finally, they vine leaves it causing her eyes the purple neck rock quality and is ridiculous and use these discovered in two thousand and one and a basically secrete purple.
onto its neck and kind of its face and is quite hard sometimes to sport, because when it rains it washes off and it just looks like a quality again. So what is the weather's, the income from from within their body than a glance yeah?
do you know the idea. We're gonna have to wrap up in Swedish,
We could go back to some that, like stone, dynamos, oh yeah, yeah, I, u get stone. Platypus is an australian. What happens is kind of interesting with those guys, so why is it you get drugs? I flushed into the rivers by humans,
and then its eaten by lobby, and then the lobby is eaten by spiders on them, despite as a recent by the pluck surpluses on all the way up the food chain, everyone is kind of getting stones, but it's really weird causes this thing called Bio accumulating, so it becomes more and more concentrated as it goes up through the
We may change so as you go further and further hope they just getting more more and swam, especially, but with uncertain presence. I think I've got platypus is who take like fifty percent of what you would expect to humans to take,
depresses everything, the small
real. Knowing this big, this is bigger than is no grateful.
A constant. I don't agree with that:
you got me like this big that's. My answer is like the old lady who had a fly basic labour at the end of that rhyme was, and then she got massively got them
Gene is like if the play had a little bit of drugs in it and then the whatever was a bird had a bit more and the count had a bit more and by the time you get the horse is full of cats have been outside to wrap up. Ok, that is, it is all of our facts, like you so much for listening.
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