Uh huh hello and welcome to another episode of no such thing as official weekly podcast coming to you from the queue I offices in covent garden. My name is schreiber, I'm sitting with the three regular elves, its anti marie james hearken and annexes in ski, and once again we have gathered round the microphones with our four favorite facts from the last seven days and a note: taking order here we go on starting with you just linsky night like this week, is that friends kafka, once convinced his entire family, that Einstein's theory of relativity was going to cure his tuberculosis, I was gonna. Work is a good question. I to tell you, but I can tell you how it was claimed it was gonna work.

I'm not sure. I understand it, but essentially the plan was that you would take a cruise according to this spoof article that he sent his family. You take a cruise heading east in the direction of the earth's rotation, and this would enlarge your body, and that would close cover season, your lungs that were causing these problems and by enlarging a body in gaining way. By taking this easily crews, then you'd be cured, and he actually said that there was a company in Prague that was fitting out hospital ships specifically for this purpose, the holes would get the girl

in. That way is one of the many phyllis here's the client like. Is it in safer mamma? He flies round the walls and slows down they take. It now turns it backwards. He spends world backwards which reverses time, which stops his from lois lane from dying buying a car crash, vital thing that would work either, which also turn back the thing he had just saved because he saves the world first and then he asked the tiniest backwards to cite the girl, but it would also undue his own saving of the world and the first one. So you been executive. Well, isn't it! I should have thought that science, I've wondered if, when you sail back westward, he's not gonna mean as yet begun a return. Do you then have to stay in China? Does every moment tb have to end up in china in people travelling east you're, all right, ok, I'll keep going river ever do we know their reaction, the families When it really was a joke, they will really devastated? Yeah?

it's not usually how good jokes and it's a good crowd subjects always and I'm going to be very upset. Joke veil, but capco was amazing, was kafka? Is the most hilarious character? He wrote letters obsessively all the time, which is great, so we've got this and I think, as most people know, he hardly had anything. I wish in his life. I think he published four hundred and fifty pages of work in his life and less was was yet Madame It was a few stories the trial and then on his death. He said to his publisher wearing that famous letter saying

show you burn everything, I've written and obviously, instead of doing that and it was all publish yet so his publish it was called mucks brought the out on max broad capital of his papers, and then that was in a really weird of managua Twa relationship with a woman called esta hoffa and her husband auto on them when he died. He gave all of his all of kafka's papers to two asked the hoffa who then gave them to her daughter and her daughter now lives in an apartment full of cats with all of kafka's papers in the corner, and basically they seemed they think they're all gonna just get demolished by copying

I will never be able to read them. So everyone wants to get these kafka paper so that we can read these amazing stories she's. I know that mine, my cuts are gonna, be on them, and this is now I gotta do is, I think the british library or their or maybe the berlin is keeps claiming that they actually have the right to them and that's mine bound the guillotine. Will kafka said we will approach salvation at them, and everyone also keys trying to get rid of cats, and so they keep going in the council in saying no, it gonna take these cuts and every time they take like twins, Cats way, another twenty eight coming like the ultimate cutler. You need a lover, ass, good ass, a cat ask them so the whole burning all of your work, posing a death because I was actually estimated that he burned ninety percent of what you wrote during his life kafka's there we only items and what you wrote that he was real affection. Isn't he hates it himself? Is ready self loathing. So I think he thought of nothing. However, it was good enough, and I mean I guess, maybe somebody quite revealing, like he wrote this letter to his father Then he went on holiday to weeks intending to write an endless money.

Entire two weeks. Writing a letter to his father's incredibly long letter about everything is father. on wrong and it was his father. Sound like a terrible person, so it was using him of say of doing stuff like his father would say, no one's allowed to speak at the table. The table is for eating, but his father would incessantly speak at the table. No one's amount to swear by his father had the foulest mouth of anyone. He knew he was terrified of his father and he wrote in this meant to exercising this out of that. You never sent him letter that he wrote that I quite like is he wrote a sixteen page lesser asking for a poem

Sure when he worked at the work is accident, an insurance company. The thing about his father in the dinner table kafka liked to have the diet, coke fletcher, ism yeah one. So that's why you just keep chewing zoo every mouthful, a hundred times yeah as hell. It goes so until basically there's nothing left in your mouth and all turns into motion. What's the point of doing that by having larger things in your body, it makes you papa whites, whereas if each all it makes it go, three have a little bit more broken down warranted by your saliva, so they use different since they used have dinner parties like fletchers, untenable these were they would have a timer, so everyone would have a mouthful and they would have like a one minute. Tiber and everyone charge you too, and then they be like thing. Ok, next mouthful. Have then you do that universities, seven p m on the fourth carriages. Ninety

The twelve fletcher was really cool. Actually, he said he thought that by doing his particular style of diet, that you would only deficit once every two weeks on he said good it would smell like warm biscuits and also partly carried around the sample of his own feces around. To illustrate the wonder why, don't worry about it. We hope to carry the biscuits in here. I got really into mullahs. He was interference, but it was really self conscious of his weight. He was. of his own reflection, disease or a hated about he was so ugly but yeah. She wasn't. But he got into mullahs exercise fund, which was, I think, probably the first real big exercise. Five, this guy called miller telling you the exercise you should do every day

Is that like naked, except with a naked exercising, so he always appeared in a loincloth and said people should just wear that little and he would go skiing in St Moritz and a loincloth and stuff people are skeptical about how beneficial israel is to anyone's self and that he got Ray is debated today and as long as I was looking into a sort of just famous authors and their corky ways of writing a casket, obviously just going from massively long letters, it's really enjoyable to find out that everyone doesn't find writing as easy as you assume that they did some the biggest so I'm a victor hugo. He he was so bad at writing and concentrating and and needing to be in that you know you always have that. Oh, I need to get out of the room and do something more important. He used to lock away all of his clothes to avoid temptation. Of going out what I'd awhile lay ass. He often had to show who would give the clothes suits. No account give me these clinics until I've done my work, And in the air

he did eventually start wearing a short. I think people would walk in and like it was a great writer who shaved half of his head, and the idea was that he would be too embarrassed to go out in public, and so he would stay in a right karma who that was, while it's a nice either all universally bad idea and to thank for his great writer, honours its dissemination and wandering street stark naked. We have had a pan european aside, but the half ahead head of hair is ok, because if you were desperate enough, you could just make sure that you are facing one line as long as you care about, but no one would not on just on writing practices. I didn't notice, but ts elliot, who, similarly to kafka, left instruct he didn't want his life written by anyone. left instructions. There should be no official biography of him. I think peter accords just written one, but he basically allowed access to any of dsl, it's private letters or any of his life. So it's quite devoted yeah he's made it all up. So maybe this is made up, but no tears area used to put very

a green make up on his face and nobody why you will very pale green make up. People have speculated. It was to look like a corpse. Although I dunno wide want to do that by business. A fashion thing ts elliot woozy greenville, guy, maybe how we always insanely jealous, Maybe it was just constantly. What are his poems like? I haven't, read it just like she's with him again yeah see the green cat in bulgaria this week. Is in the new green cotton. Bulgaria's like bright, green and everyone's light work. How on earth could it be a bright green cats? Is it like some kind of science experiment gone wrong or something, but apparently, like sleeping in a tub of green paint, How did it take them to work that out, not so yeah victor Hugo yeah? I think this is right, Kevin detail and extremely detailed diary of all the women he slept with that. He yeah, but if his revenues extremely detailed reply,

the spreadsheet, with lots of different colors. Another different has had a woman's worst nightmare. That's like them the curator, the natural history museum. He does that No, do you speak with it? We talk about this on the park he used to collect after every sexual conquest as single hair of pubic hair. after it after you, we should specify. This is not the current curator said: the curate a devil. I just want to avoid any burnett lodi, many guys in the one that we have spoken about before he was a curator commonplace home. He used to collect just one one sprig. I seem to remember this. Of pubic, both the word used and he would file them in color dates, and he did a proper curators job on it, so they were going through all his his files after he died and the king, because, with this kind of Secondly, is it that the natural history museum liable, I went to the real savings should be the here. Is it that's a distressing

The right isn't that weird rising habits. Those rice is huge. Mark novelists to sort of nine indeed, hundreds thomas Clayton wool fool was used to write on a refrigerator because he was so. cool, which just seems like he's rubbing it in people's faces, will magnet letters for a novel out about it and setting it to the publishers as well. There are three hundred fridges outside kids rearranged. Yeah seems to say bum bowman we're going back kafka. If we can you- and so there was a biography of kafka written a couple years ago by a guy called james hawes on he cause controversy cause he wants to talk about the pommel coffee that kafka had. Apparently, he was saying that kafka was into hard core pon, including images of hedgehog style creatures, performing fellatio, headed dog,

style creature so, like creatures that look a bit like a hedgehog but like porcupines, maybe we would you say poor, give my they like half even harm hedgehog things. I say he was worry, isn't that what a theory is yeah kind of, I'm not sure he dressed up as them. Okay, but then the the german scholars then said well. This is obviously rubbish, and this author in britain is just a prude on these hedgehogs kinds of things are just not pornography at all that just high art and said the comparing those illustrations to hardcore pawn is like comparing a poem by Henrik hina with

appetising slogan for mcdonald's. So basically this isn't hard call. You should see a hard core going to this. I grew now say something since we're on the subjects of road was reading a book about the history of london of london advice, basically, titles for nineteenth century pornography, which were quite something so the spring spouter or flash coves slap up procedure. That is a good title as well. You know the job companion and the story of a dildo. Mr elles, I guess it is always the girls name. You see on the shelf think the balloon, the maiden a dildo will, it might have been the story of a deal as industry. Allendale, though, that we rightly so I am. I spoke about a previous podcast just on the subjects about monster, erotic, guys remember so it's

it's amazing. I I'd spent the weekend looking more into it. I've downloaded a number, but the interesting thing was that the roller kid, though you could get them and there's this whole world of monster erotica, and you would figure that who, who the hell's reading this no one's reading, Canada has hats foods reading out. Some of the authors are making up to thirty thousand dollars a month and a cyber saying how I am thirty thousand home. It's a con. Thirdly, the whole thirty thousand is coming out of dams bank. Account kafka used to laugh uncontrollably at his own jokes, we'll see what we are in the another thing which I think you would have found. Funding had already morbid sense of humour, hence the a spoof letter to his family commitments. Wasn't going to die, which I don't. If I mention this, they did die of tb quite young. Shortly after sending them that's booth, Moscow was that

While he was writing the hunger artist, which was a story about starvation, he was writing that as he was dying of tb and during the rising of thought about someone who can't eat his throat closed up and he stopped me able to eat anything so like his body, was trying to give him the visceral experience of what he was writing about. Well, I used my first job was interviewing women with acid reflux, but for a market research company and after four days of doing that, my boss- and I both things. I'm interviews, we'd both got the symptoms of acid, reflects on the same night going. There is amazing one more thing about letters and gordon brown apparently light to write letters to people in the x factor and he he wrote basically for a few years, while you think it was while he's prime minister, he would write a people and say I thought you were very good. Our thought. Nonetheless yeah. He wrote to one guy Daniel Evans, a thirty eight year old son

poor, cleaner and said on a personal note, can I say that the next time Simon says, you are only supported by the over sixties? You can tell him I disagree. He was fifty cent things going really helping like eighth pussy, really big, like a massive and partly know, it sounds like some kind of sad political stand. His peers, stupid pr advisers, told him do along with smiling like a maniac, an old saying, greatly himself with paypal. Doesn't it her golden light to think it was real? I woke up one more thing about the writing process guide. So there's a an invite to who James it turns out, has met code doctor, you're, shiro, Nakamura, Tzu yeah, which I am yep, so you've met him. He okay, so he's responsible for three thousand three hundred inventions. According to him, Jay claims to be the most prolific inventor of all time, yeah a patent, the floppy disk. He had many of his greatest ideas when he was,

close to drowning and when you say many it mania. Obviously this is a guy's champion poor, and so basically he he also invented scooper operator man. That's a! He realised that in order to have good ideas- or at least what works for him is that he needs to be at the bottom of a pool, simulating the idea that he's about to drown man, he had developed a one of his inventions and underwater notepad start Johnny the ideas that, as he is on the brink of death and then went back to the surface and come on go lobby desk, ok, timeframe back number two, and that is andrew hunter. Marie my factors, which is the dead geckos, still stick to war, ethnic pleasing. Isn't it just a nice back at us with tested bertie with scientists who stuck a jacket? What they didn't? Stick a get one

they just let it climate one and then kill. They think Z, they really asia. It was. It was induced death rather than waiting for the gap to die of natural causes which wish to be thought of slow. The experiment done a great deal, so it s really interest. How come you don't see loads of that geckos on the walls. All the time and then not filling up all the while he do. Every morning paper, you see that's real lizard wallpapers that yeah area very fashionable. Well, it lasts not forever. It lasts until a while after they die at least half an hour after they die, they can toby the question. You know how we ve been cassandra dime, who is a professor he he came up with the ideal about fighting yet nobel prize winner for grafting, gonna change the world. He does these friday night experiments and one of the things that he's invented in which he trying to make better is a glove which acts like a gecko. It's cold.

gecko tape. I believe we can climb up a wall, the only issue that they have is that, unlike a gecko, it kind of the little hairs which is what they are using: spider, hares and gecko hairs. That's the kind of technology that they're trying to harness clogs up, and so you start slipping and you start going down. My question is: get a big enough gecko. Why can't you create a glove where life gekko is on the actual end of the glove and you climb a wall with four gecko, with four geckos attached to your hands and your feet. There's no reason, there's no reason at all one fried eggs or ethical reasons that are not there

Lemme hang on walls and killing them all, but we're ready in July is territory into victims is not spiderman purposes is good help. This would be for military or right. We should say why how they can do it in the first place, so is very, very clever. Every square millimeter va geckos vote contains fourteen thousand little hair like structures and as they climb up the wall, they basically pushed these into contact with the bull and they use and they called the vandals force which is so cool. It basically disrupts the balance of electrons and protons in atoms, so the hare as its push towards the whole. It pushes all the electrons of the first item of the wall to one end right so part of them to the other end, so that atom is next to the one next to it, and it repels all the elections to the other one, because, like forces repel, that means that you ve got an atom with all electrons at one end and with approach on them.

And they then are attracted to each other and stick together. That in microcosm is how the gecko plans at once, and they can support twenty times their own weight. I think they inspire ravens by the kind of superbly the way it works. They ve design, civically based on that yeah there's another. There is a type of super glued is based on that and the thing that muscles used so muscles will attach to rocks using a kind of like cement and they mix that kind of cement acknowledging with the vandals technology of the ghettos and they ve gone you it s, a halt, called gecko or something like that, which is like suppose we, a super duper amazing yeah, but also works on the water, so could be used for you know like come last applause that won't go fall off in the bath and stuff like that. That would be very happy to be really useful. Hamley they haven't got my aunt, but I don't think we'll ask us industry would allow it. No, they make their money from

people constantly only one eyes like heresy barrier you're going up against big plaster. I wonder if there's a technology that we'd know yet harnessed in the you know, when you lick icicle yeah Six to it, I mean that's very good, sticky little thing that we haven't really harnessed getting it twenty times your own weight dealing good I'm off the. Where have you seen diamond dumber when they try have yet? I do know that they did. A lot of scientific research is about five people trying to pull jack Daniels tongue. Of that harm done, is really cool outside today that wall is very cold put your tongue in it we'll kill you almost we'll see work on geckos there was. Did you guys? Do you guys remember that women earlier on this year, who claimed that she'd given birth to a gecko, korea, indonesia and and a midwife both reported it? She thought she was going to give birth to a child and when it came out, turned out that

It was a lizard coated and mucus and blood, apparently slither down to the birth canal. I dont know a why the midwife out to help with that seem as though it was like ease. at that. Of course it goes down adhesive fate, but then they became, the target of this witch hunt and indonesia, because you are the keys of which called idea which on, why would you make that hoax? Why would you pretended given birth to a lizard must be light? Lukashka jokes, with all this we're going to go down a tree and then got revealed that kind of backfired. How geckos lick their own eyes to keep them? They they don't they can't blink, so they just go looking their own eyes? Domain is not that I don't have I lids they ve got a set of clear film over their eyes, but they don't have movable eyelids. I believe you

three eyelids done. I've always units bill is what would you may realities on each? I do so. The one that goes down yeah goes up and you have another little one, there's a little kind of flap of pink in the corner of your eye, and that used is what used to be your third islet and mouse. Only little tiny flap, thus frequency Well, because geckos have three eyes: they have a third eye which is a little light. Sensing peniel one. I am trying to think of how to describe it depending on me. Okay, so basically it is it's. They are cells which will they will sense light and their outgrowth of the pineal gland, which is in the top of your head, and I think the idea is that they can then sense the change in light above them. So if any kind of predators come from above then there'll be able to sense them, I think that's right. Yeah and they've done tests on people where, and I don't think this is a

nothing, but were completely blind. People can tell whether light is on or not of people who are here. Someone click the sweat like there's a type of gecko caught the moorish gecko and they chain They are delicious, they changed color if you put them on a surface, but unlike a chameleon, they changed color to be the same. Color is a cell, they genuinely camouflage themselves yeah exactly, and these geckos say you put them on a yellow surface. They'll turned yellow, but if you blind, felt them they'll, still turn yellow because eyes the getting It's some kind of licences in the skin doing it. So, if you put the blindfold around this kind of stomach, then they won't be able to see it and they won't be able to change. That's not a blindfold, though, is it it's a stem unfold. Can they do patterns I would furthermore picture mallard marilyn monroe and have like appear gekko.

There is clearly a long standing. Fantasy of Dan's jacket looks like marilyn monroe monster, pretty much the character of the office. Then there was a gecko discovered in eighteen. Seventy seven, a british lieutenant colonel called alright bedroom, found it in yeah and then it disappeared and we just rediscovered eight hundred thirty. Five years later, we stumbled back upon it somehow, the Jeyapaul ground, gecko, very old, very bold company, for a long time when it was the colonel yeah. Okay, can I tell you something about adhesion? I don't think you will like okay. This is in two thousand and eight campaign against a third runway at heathrow attempted to glue himself to gordon brown as a downing street reception, yeah and he's he's gone

were saboteur because you have spent on Saturday night what you would expect. So he was about to receive an award for the prime minister for his campaigning work and many stuck out his super glued hand and touched the parameters the sleeve and m downing street is later said. There was no steadiness of any significance, but the amazing thing is he'd smuggler this in his pants and he said afterwards I just did myself to him and after twenty seconds he told my hand off it really heard before. Is it around here, to give it up a couple of tug of war. It came away, he was sitting reading about it. He didn't seem to take me seriously later on. He was allowed to stay at number ten. Four, forty minutes after this happened when he left the building, I'm quoting from the BBC article about here. He tried to glue himself to the gates of downing street,

if it was prevented from doing so by a police officer. I didn't have much glue left by that point, yeah, okay time for fact, number three, and that is James. Okay. My facts this week is that the active ingredients in the first ever homeopathy treatments was the blood of thomas becket wow. So this, basically, when Thomas beckett died, he was basically a saint straight away as soon as he died and everyone thought he was great and they had his blood as a relic, but they only had a small amounts of his blood, so the way that they could give it to lots of different people was to put a tiny drop in enormous vat of water and then take bits of

water and give it to people in it supposedly will be able to cure everything which, as far as I'm concerned, is pretty much homeopathy. I agree, and it's a supposedly just a few years after he died in from the time that they started doing it to a few years after something like seven hundred and three miracles, supposedly yeah, yes, but that was over the whole. I think it was over a ten year period and in just one year at a couple of years. One hundred thousand people visited the us. It's quite a low rate has quite a lot right, but I found another post saying it was you know you would drink the water, this homeopathic water, that James as mentioned, and also that the cases were reported in which it was used for the magical detection of thieves and even for extinguishing

fires which would leave us with eyes that, based on merit the holy water, this fire I was thirsty before and now I know I was dirty before I was too hot before is magical serves to cartel about these really quickly about those monks. Yapping one of them was good, william of canterbury, of monks who was writing down, because this was intense me that's where he died. He was buried anyway. He was the archbishop and ass. He was killed and that's. It is part of retails as well. He is the journey out of visibility and ryan points. Is thomas beckett right autonomy, beckett, not aid back at right that isn't back it as a later addition. You never had the ass. It was the same with a dildo. If he doesn't know older people on twitter. These days he would be Thomas Becker's. Yet I waste goes

very the second in the thomas black incident because he said didn't he famously while people claim that he said well known, remove this turbulent priest or some other phrase like that- and that is the key- anything. You say we have slightly pursed up with somebody and what you're not asking your friends to do is actually go and brutally murdered them. My one day They came back when I will we did it, we did what we were. Oh my god guys. Simon travel reckons that, That's not the right. No, that's a really neat phrase and the bug for at the time edward grimm wrote in latin and he's the trunk. The translation is what miserable drones and traitors have I nourished and brought up in my household who let the lord be treated with such shameful contempt by a lone born cleric, which is not actually, but actually, there is no way of saying he's not saying they're going, kill him No, although he is, though, even more ambiguous, but he is actively saying that his like the people who work for him have have a responsibility to go,

seek. Vengeance quote crap, because your lesson is exactly all over me and I bet they got told off for doing it, because it's one of those bosses just never happy one of them had to come fight in the crusades for fourteen years. Is a sorry just yes, I saw we'll Harry was was whipped by eighty monks. Yeah right here as an animal encrusted. It know that he was asking for it is like he wanted to be penitent, so he asked to be whipped by these monks and there they just said sure, that's not weird we'll do. It was more coming to the time to tabby request for, amongst with you If you listen, you make it sound with one thing. I read a really peculiar thing about him, the peculiar to me, but then clearly, I find things like me with by any amongst

Maybe this is yours, wearied animal thing. I read that on his death, the monks accounts rediscovered that he wore a hare shirt and it was infested with lice were under his vestments. What's a hare sure that is a special shut made a very course animal her that you put on under normal clothes and its scourges and irritating to keep me suffering you also it was. It wasn't like a nice comforting and I see no way out how do you well, you go to be whipped by eighty thomas back. It was voted the second worst britain at the last thousand years. All by BBC history magazine, you can first jack the ripper. Why that's quite harsh, considering that he wasn't really a brighter than ever loved them as well. Yeah murderer. There was there are lots of other matters, are surprised me, jack talk to the movement of eroded the worst dreaded, the worst of all types of old,

you go for a bizarre that theory. He got his name beckett from back, which means being caught a prominent knows, and that was maybe a family traits and that's where his family got ascending from just a theory, but realizing that humanism, thomas speaking, when he was killed, you just go back from a six year, comes essex. Your holiday had actually been exiled fearing his life, but still that's how he was marketing it four, and so he was away. six you because he was in fear of his life yeah, was he was right when he literally arrived back, he was killed. He came back under an amnesty because he had a huge power struggle with the king and then he got back under an agreement and it was all going to be fine, and then he started excommunication a load of people who hid specifically agreed, he wouldn't or the king had asked him not to act. So that was the reason

a new word on homeopathy, the guy. He came up with it so and call me up thinking with original theory for it. two was hahnemann peaceful. That coffee was thing that caused when there has been a coffee cause, huge numbers of diseases. And he said the things with coffee in the reason you know it's bad is cause coffee drinking makes everything pleasure and you know that in life you're supposed to suffer as well as experience, pleasure, and easily get drunk on coffee and you enjoy everything too much and that's not how it supposed to be so. He says even in the corporal functions which in a natural state of both are accompanied by rude and almost painful sensations now operate with an astonishing. Facility and even with a species of pleasure, what is referring to any soya corporal itself well he's referring to the fact that you've suddenly got chronic diarrhea as soon as you have a coffee- and it sounds to me like he was just a constipated man sounds like he's: got abs yeah, it does doesn't it

we buy rude and painful sensations outside the us yeah good diagnosis, so Georgia six received homeopathic treatment when he was trying to get his speech right. So in king speech, you have that I wasn't in the movie. Is it? What did you have? What they gave him a ground up? Word diluted heavily set a very short words with lots of silence. It was a medicine called high, pyrrhic him and he was sober appreciative of it that he named a racehorse after it quite appreciative and I'm a child after the king happier, go but probably best.

I saw sorry I was. I was looking on a forum about just a guess. These kind of miracle relics that are out there and dumb someone was asking an interesting question. Witches they used to these these relics, eastern, assertive, perform or in a cab miracles in quite a sort of large volume in the early days in the question was, as time passes, do relics form less miracles, just because, like the gecko on the wall after half an hour or full off as a gonna period, I actually running exactly. Does it? Does it have the ability to do it for so long and every one of us? He said no on the forum, but, as is like that question alike, to they run out of steam, did they run ass, Dave yeah, we'll because you just. I love this. My favorite thing about this part of histories with these countries. looks like the sunlight. Every one was a superhero back then, and we must not only be super here. I found a thing that J.

Posted on key wide the forums years ago. My found at this we put this is really body the. So this is someone superpower from back in the day The times reported that sonora Anna miranda luminous woman of Parana she suffered from asthma as a result of the asthma emitted, a blue glow from her breasts as she slept many die. Two came to witness the phenomena of europe always idea of highly that. I'm not sure if this ever that's it away, she had as our, but we can also see the harry what I mean that. You know what we're purposes as luminous breast woman, what you lost in the actual powder with tears in his green faintly journeys. That is, if that's the times, I guess that's not as old as I thought it was no it's quite. I remember that I dont member happening

I wasn't posing ass a doktor or anything I know by remember, read about. I think I read it in fourteen times. Actually, so it must have been only ten in the last ten years. I'm not sure how real it was. Lou loops Yeah blueberries is, after they finished filming a film they just superimposed blue breasts onto after the Dynpro final facts of the show- and that is my facts, and my pack this week is that in two thousand and thirteen, a group of people attempted to crowd london's first ever ufo museum, they did a million dollars, but unfortunately, after thirty days of pushing and trying to raise money, they only managed to get three hundred and seventy dollars. I'm in a million in thirty days is our ambitious, but also that his watch us ten dollars a day they manage to rise. It's almost like the kind of people who are putting this together have unrealistic ideas

placed in reality only got four pledges really from people and some one felt like one of them my mom was. I owe you know like when you set up the thing. Is I openly support my thing? He always you. Your parents come in first yeah yeah so, but I mean it, it looks really interesting. It always gonna be in the usa. Well it I think I can be uk based your first off, of which there is tonnes the biggest ever citing of you. A foe like a big ufo incident, was in the uk labour awning get the actual saucer deadly some do you ever is? Is it just another man, people telling anecdotes in rome is in the museum. I saw is really scary thing in this guy. What would be really great is that you go in and you don't see anything and you come in and go. We saw nothing in there and then they say you're the man in black vienna. wipe your memory really cheap way of making that's a brilliant idea. So there is a

No, you ever museum that I can find an existence, but you know What I seem about, although you have museum role as well as one in brussels? Where are the rose? Well, yeah, that's in there. it's all, I guess I'll put like a dummy of an alien and that will become as famous is what could be the relay link is enough. People have seen it yeah that's what they did so there's equipped to his old you museum in maine and seems to do the same thing. They just keep making models of made up animals and in saying, isn't this amazing? This is what I get you would look like if it was a thing bra, doesnt, quite cool, national, cryptic, zoology museum in portland. They ve got thousands of exhibits, unlike bits that are claiming to be bits: Barnum's fiji mermaids commentary on whether you know always made up words are grossly them, the other side and see if you them the british museum. So these are the one the heart I think. Yes, these are the ones who is a half monkey, how fish Sonya other yeah, where their rights are just inside. On the right hand, side of the bridge resumed the everything we should run

Yeah, I heard them in relation to pity by them you have allowed them one? Another tricks was, is that I have a cherry, colored cat and this bag, and it's just keeping in cherry paints, a was just a black cat and he said some cherries, our black guy. I kissed a girl by the mermaid in the british museum, sorry just for me. It s the worst casey parrys. I've never is that you gave me some real monkey. Firstly, I guess I just next to the mermaid a date I So don t know what this is: the so there's. This museum contains like loads of hair samples of like the abominable snowman awry, independent economic reality is the single pupil reach. What I think

There is also a letter from the actor. Jimmy stir is one of my favorite access. This disappoints me, industry to jimmy Stuart, is on display, display he his linked to the pang bach yeti hand mystery hand. Yeah how is Jimmy to link the hand which supposedly belong through yeti, ba He was very obsessed with yet ease and he managed to get his hands on this on the high. Yeah. There was a review of this museum and the guy said. Quite frankly, we have more creepy things in my living room than they have in this museum, and then he gave it five stars yeah another museum in america, the cockroach hall of fame museum, which is in plano texas. This was a guy called Michael Bowden, who was an exterminator and he has dead cockroaches dressed as celebrities. Have you got any example? Yes, Ross perot roach

David letter roach utter as he, I think, he's also gotta liberace has little gold cape sitting at a tiny, piano. Zella disguise experience with the bizarre I'm reading here. The gun in and seen eighties when he held the contest to find the biggest cockroach in Dallas late had travelled the country judging cockroach fashion contests the promotional stunts for an insecticide company. Were you wouldn't do it? in this area. I like the way that these have that javanese turn it into something. Awesome light have me here: the insurance companies and noise. He said one of the of pieced very funny daniel. I have a question for you. What shape was the first ever flying saucer? Who does a clue in the word? Saucer

so it was round like a saucer know. You know the the word saucer why it was called flying saucers because it skips across the sky like a salsa like if you were skimming a saucer and that's why it got called that it was actually crescent shaped like a boomerang, tiny yeah. It's not why we can't keep them cause, they always go back to. They came from their only if those in the museum so do. We know anything other people who started this. They do genuine believers in aid, alien, ufos, boggy, arguably the basic blurred the outlay right. Our team includes people of sound mind who wanted to go. UFO museum, one day close to home in paris, london in berlin, and realise that they had to travel thousands of miles to visit such a place when you have to stand up to something saying where of sound mind, though. Obviously it's like things are mine means they hear voices in the head

We already have access to material from a former ufo museum, but to open a new place today. That would look modern one would need much more material and to purchase new equipment. We've even found a few perfect locations to rent in london, but there are many other issues to solve. First, we need your support to do more, research produce, more information boards, mannequins videos, pictures computers, etc. We truly believe this is a unique, exciting project that would attract a lot of people and we need your help and support to make this become a reality that was their basic blurb, see no mention of what would be in there and have you heard of kick ended. No, no! It's a side project to kickstarter which a man has set up, which is all the projects on kickstarter which have made nothing okay and they include and

book so long, constipation toilet by fifa, anyone you didn't have to offer more easily possible bow movements a day will benefit from eating sellen cultivation facing those others for anti constipation medicine, which say, instance overnight. we haven't really doesn't. Some of you might want to continuous eight in the morning total immediate release, wherever you are controllable relations everywhere, for so called so long constipation and get a single note knowledge. You know what else did get a single pledge. Is some good henrietta needed to re? Six thousand dollars found. Her comedy show called. Please love me verily mama zero. If you're other henrietta we love another, Good idea that I might have donated to was the little eats. Did you read that was

guy who demanded a food that is dog food, an human food which, if you have a dog always you can eat dog food coming kantos, kan, inhuman, free. I didn't tell you dog food without really hating. It, though probably not enough tasty, but I think you, colleagues, I remembered what you're doing about a cigar. There was a fact that I'm gonna get the numbers wrong, but it something like there is enough food in a supermarket for a single person to stay alive for fifty six years and it something like sixty, Seven years, if you're, willing, sweet dog food, yeah, I'd eat the dog food early on, because you don't want your last year to be the worst yeah you'd save the photos, yeah yeah, but that's a really good idea. But then, if you get saved after, like five year provided dog food. That is psychologically a lot of questions.

Please take it back to museums for assessment, because I just did a search on the sort of weird museum. Of the world, and this so many great wonder why they exist bob so glad that they do the giant shoe museum. It's it's gonna be counted as a museum. It's a single exhibit. What is at issue now. It says here that to see the museums collections, visitors must drop quarters into a coin box and then look through stereoscope viewing slots that real views of a variety of giant shoes, including size. Thirty, seven, that's a mac laszlo.

Yeah, but I was warned by the world's tallest man and the world's largest collection of giant choose. We all still must have a man william. What low yam was called. No robert ludlow, he was a shoe salesman. That was a job was because he had to get really really big shoes because the aid and make them that size. He went to the company and they said yes shall you come for free if you go around and seldom and he did, but why would anyone else want devices? Thirty seven is an example of what great works men ship you haven't. We could make such a big one and jelly commit little ones as well. I can very cool so minnesota. Science museum has the contents of a former museum inside out, which was called the museum of questionable medical devices

including the prostate, planned warmer, the vibrate richer and the rector rota just picked rate random. France has for museums voted for growth. While I mean they didn't want more than the first one ice labour, the people behind a museum just kept stuffing of down the threats related. That's it! That's all of backs thanks so much for listening. If you wanna get contact with any of us about the things that we have spoken about over the course of this package, you can get us on our twitter handles. You can get us either on cue, ipod cas or on our the big ones I am on at schreiber land James. I shaved Andy andrew hunter. And as ski you can email, podcast, akua, dot com, you can also had over two no such thing as a fish dot com, and you can find all of our previous episodes on there will be back again

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