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well killed through another episode of no such thing as a pass weekly part ass. This coming to you live rub. My name is John shriver, I'm sitting here with Anna too, since gay Andrew johnson, Murray and james hearken, and once again we have gathered round the microphones with our fourth favoured facts from the last seven days and in no particular order. Here we go starting with black number one, and that is James. Ok, my foot this week is that when dick loss, please

When tat collapsed, the presidents of the montana cowboy association drove a car for the first time he crushed it into a fence because, instead of using the brake pedal, he pulled back on this. Steering wheel and yelled credible pack. So who was dick loss? He was a the presidents of the months, have a cowboy association boy. Here's a cowboy- and I found this because he's just been inducted into the cowboy hall of fame in Montana, for he was a mail you hurry. I do you keep tabs on macao. We're all available in time of every new version is inducted. You know that I don't use bar and he's got one of those john some other people here in the cowboy a memento of bob fudge, job fucked fudge or no

the thugs gang are justifiably cowboy know. Bob fudge foggy steel, johnny flowers called moss spud crema spots, creed. chief sitting, bull, nineteen o for fort shore, indian school, girls, basketball, team, It is a spud kremer, crema visa I must say he was incredibly doll. I have to say is that I read all of them because they have the biography of all these people in that's how I read this about about dick loss, but I dont. Basically, I found this whole fame and they had all the names that animal drew me to the class. First of all that I read his biography and it had this eyes and thing, but he was a male career. He was a cowboy, he lived at a place called square but and its pronounced square butte, and every time we say the word, but I spelled be you double too

We get lots of people writing in from Montana wyoming sent its pronounced boots and I might well don't spell it light, but that darling. I was looking up the meaning, the meaning of woe. wow, so there's some, I wouldn't as far as the collar controversy, but a little bit of debate, I was reading horse journals, dot com, which is a great if you're into horses and jack Palu, who is that she's a horse trainer of many years experience, she wrote a piece about the meaning of woe and how contention is that by and large it means nothing means. Nothing at all. Is something for humans to say. While they try to sort out the whole situation horse doesn't care, but it does have a maiden does know.

And yet, if you're running towards me- and I say woe- you know- I mean I'm not a horse and neither you says she says the what woe is used with zero purpose than in general other than to fill silent and and give our a human mind something to work over. Repeat incessantly no pleasant. ok about. We all know that would mean slow down or store was an illiterate new issues she's she's a very experienced professional horse trading. She said on some occasions: it can really work if you say it just right, I never fucking works. What like, but in general look. It is a general and you're not alone exists, except that one time when there was a genuine guys like cheese most of the time when horse people say world. That is saying something to say right. Let's not talk about this. Now we'll take this back stairs

and anyway, that's the district, and I did a bit of looking into cowboys and with some of the cowboys I love most- are movie cowboys, the sort of John wayne and clint eastwood's and so on, and some of the cowboys with genuine cowboys that then became movie stars so as in they just found their way into Molly went in the early days, so those guy called louis births and linley junior, and he was a cowboy who got conscripted into the war and the only reason he really got into the world of hollywood was when he enlisted into the war. They said: what is your occupation? He said, radio and the parliament radio, ok hands, and then they put him down and he did radio throughout a well honey has already done rodya radios, a very easy to say so

after the war, he was like. I really enjoyed that radio stuff and then he went into movies like blazing saddles and stuff like that yeah yeah, and then there was another guy who was, he wasn't a real cowboy in real life, but James rns, and he was a famous actor in a tv show called gunsmoke. Gunsmoke was really big at jury. in the war. His thing was, he is a really tall guy and so, as a result, as the tallest man in the outfits of his of his platoon, he was always sent down the ramp of a boat first to see how deep the water was the measuring stick. The human measuring stick John Wayne, middle name marian. If you didn't know anyone out there, and didn't like it didn't like. The fact his middle name was marion cause he liked to get a bit of a macho image, and he said he actually got bullied loads for it at school. his his full name was marian robert moors john marian robot. Morrison thing sorry is real first night,

miss miranda worse this really. This is johnny cash, some basically the boy, the issue the boy named Marian yeah, worked on it. There's gotta from now it has. He changed his name and he's also credited in some films, as duke and he's alike, often called duke as a nickname, and that was after his time the dog, and it was because he had this giant dog this air dale, who used to walk into school every day when he was a boy and they stop with the local fire station and the fireman called him little jake and is too big big and hit the name stock rosemary. Can I give you some more monti and don't how cobbling deftly held a red wing is recently in the hall of fame Montana. She took part in a rodeo at the age of ninety during the rodeo one of her friends who is running at his horse run into her broke her leg and she carried on

in the doing the rodeo, with a broken leg at the age of ninety was isn't amazing, as was she was she riding a you know a bull or anything? No, it's like a relatively calm hall: okay, okay, still still amazing- and I mentioned the ninety no fall fought, sure, indian school girls, basketball team and they were went to the ST louis world's fair and they spent five months there as part of the anthropological exhibits that they did at that same time or where they brought lots of native americans in to do stuff and during that they started playing Schiphol gets all comers and they beat anyone who came, and so they were named champions of the world and what is not get into the cowboy little thing I think really they were sure of people,

They didn't know they want in his shoes, were they will do? Have you heard in Alaska the cowboys who write helicopters instead of horses when, when you say right well, then I obviously deny spinning around them. It's what you know, I'm not yet lost their. No, it's the they round that cows up with helicopters. Why didn't? Even though the boar alaskan cowboys hawaiian cowboys as well, which is a very firm, famous thing in america? Is blood everywhere? Aren't they yeah and in fact an american of us cowboys are really nicked. All of that all of that cliches on their hats, their coats, everything from mexico, so that based on mexican vat carers and in fact, the word baccarat through

no comes from VA. Cato Rollo really is, and we get so many words all come from that those those mexican cowboys so lasso bronco chops, as in wearing chaps, not hijabs yeah and gauchos as well the argentinean version, which I was in the coolest other thing, like about gauchos. There wasn't it in and you're goin cowboys is that they again legislate really cool capital. Is, it seems like if you're in the americas and you're hurting carefully become really cool. And they were really fussy about the color of their horses and, if you're proper gaucho, all of your horses out to be perfectly color matched, and so you get piebald horses like white with black dodges, but you want the black splotches as perfect. Matched as possible to each other? Rarely perinatal. So If your herds got mixed up, you could tell which ones wheels was us, I think, like a quarter of the un. Cow boys. What we would call them now were not whites right,

in the time of the cowboy basically in the post of a wartime, and actually the word cowboy would be mostly used for african american cow hands. Lay the white people be called cow, hands was kind of a bit of a slur to say boy know the diminutive yeah exactly oh wow. I didn't realize how short the wild west was after the civil war. Before about nineteen hundred upset yeah, it was a really brief period. Pride is a mind. Blowing thing cowboys basically invented

dust in america. The reason that america is dusty is because of cowboys really yeah, so there's been there's this guy jason nephews, a geochemist, and none of that he studied the sediments laid down in various mountains in colorado, and he looked at the sediments that had been laid down in the lakes and things like that, and he found that was basically no dust in america for five thousand years and the soil had this. It was vegetation that had this cross, this nice thick crust on it right, no dust blowing around eighteen, sixty the rate suddenly shoot up of dust in the atmosphere, and it's because the council arrived, they stripped the grass and then their feet that big

being whose broke through this gorgeous crust and as a result, I must have a nice, though you ve first go through that year by entering into a cranberry, lay ass, the least cowboy think you have a bloody hell. We have doesn't like. I get dust in my house right, there's that does nothing to table the cowboys you're right. That's that's! That's pre existing dust, yeah. I just mean that the reason america, basically apart from that one example, is true yeah just to make our names dick claus, a friend of mine, who's actually in the crowd tonight, show in a sense this ridiculous fact. I don't believe that it's true

While plenty of that comes from a friend of yours know that shoulda put, this was skepticism in the room, the wild bill, hickok right, so the name wild bill. This really kick ass, name scare people. He was just like this beautiful little amazing cowboy, supposedly the reason he got it is not because he was this incredible cowboy. He could do dangerous. Things is because his face is His and mouth look slightly like a duck and wild bill is the bill of a duck and so he went on its own is like he was sort of bullied by his buddies, and then he changed it to be like non bum. Really, I'm really cool in wild. His brother was called tame bill. Haycock wasn't he did he does he a face that look like a normal ducks and I will bet a decent number of doubloons than tat.

It's not true, ok using up the pirate currency, apparently tyres cowboys sorry, was the brutal killing regard nuggets girl nuggets today, MR hurried you'd wager your parents on it. Wouldn't you are going to move us on noise? We gotta move on the cowboys all went on strike in eighteen. Eighty three, which I think is a very funny I was a couple strike in eighteen. Eighty three may have very good unions how boys runs terribly has to. If your acquainting, this writing been men with these cowboys. That's very flattering to Then we were all about the cowboys and their union pirates bonfire virus, also strong unions, they were called the turtles. There were the original turtles. Cowboy unions

the original turtle, vague turtles, they were called turtles. There was the rodeos union, and so it was irresponsible, bad pants stuff and they called turtles cause. The idea is that I dunno the proud of this but their slow to organise, but once they do that unafraid to stick their necks out what kind of good is that when settles we're afraid they didn't stick the mecca. I think that my be well. I don't know once. They knew about naturalism get stuff about gas stopped. The pod can savary one sorry james, I'm late to this recording, but this week we are sponsored by notion. You think I'm going to fall for that set up I've got a fault that sets of down because of course you would never have been late. If you had used notion and notion is

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if you have no choice but to try and stop the thief you are legally obliged on pain of being arrested and facing a penalty? to chase the thief, but with the crowd who were trying to stop the thief. If you didn't join in does some of the crew then start chasing you, oh yeah, yeah good point if you're a non thief, stopper exactly yeah yeah! Well, there was a time in this was in seventy sixty there was a jewish secondhand clothes dealer and he followed this. What was known as hue and cry and he was faster than everyone else, so he got the front of the then they thought that he was the one that crack down an arrest

oh god! It's like a scene out of life of Brian is but that's what that's a really good point. What was the what was the policing of that situation, because you've suddenly got potentially one criminal and then thirty criminal? Yes, so I do think the crime not stopping the thief, wasn't as large as the crime of being the thief. So your priority is still to chase the thief, but I think after you'd given chase and you'd caught the safe, you could mention to the constable by the way old, Angela who lives next door, didn't even give chase One reason was: if you didn't chased them and they away, you became liable for the robbery, so you might have to pay money, for them Well, I just if I just dont chase, because I'm halfway through doing something else, liable. Like us, adults who are somehow there was it ok, I don't joined the hue and cry and then, on the hook for the theft, you wouldn't go to prison for the fast, but you might have to pay some recompense pirate. Is to pay this outrageous that you are going to present their now done, or maybe I'm about a piece of blood.

quiet did him? I said: ok, everyone's one well to going shopping movements. So soon yeah. This is what makes you guys feel better down and undead cause. I can see you having trouble with this. There were also penalties for raising a folder hue and cry for exactly that reason, because it was acknowledged that people would be busy working the farms or doing today to answer it could interrupt the village economy. Every time you shouted stop thief say, did get in trouble for doing it. Falsely as some people did, I think there was one person who raised a hue and cry on his dog. I believe

I think this is in the fifteenth century and it was found. His dog was chasing some shape, and so he did this stop thief. Oh, you know the stop that my dogs chasing sheep hue and cry, and he was fined for that. You know the descendants of sigmund freud, Lucien, freud clement for wage drawback broken ass, an artist when they were younger. They were going through a park and they decided to challenge each other who could run faster to the destination they were getting, so they both convinced that they were gonna, be the person that could do it, so they started running and as they were, going clement took over was going much faster and so Lucien went, stop thief, he's taken my money and he was grabbed by positive, buys whose starting

clement was so pissed off with him that the two them barely spoke for the rest of their life. That was the incidents I knew they hated each other. You said you didn't even go to his funeral like each other. That was the biggie. That's what everyone says, what it all comes back down to the stop thief moments when he did I should have made it clear in stone boy you ve stopped now have a new beget. You didn't always have to shout stop thief. There are a few things you can shout shall in scotland, sometimes you would shout, in wales, she might shout hubbub, then gloucestershire, you might shouts you testes in as an it. Let you do para bullets eve. like minded us t, ask tee ass, you tell you tat, I came as a greek philosopher. Does

You tell your out it about a mile or so excited about it. I think that so there was this thing there was a magazine. The magazine is putting a bit strong. It was kind of a one sheet thing in seventeen. Seventy that was run by the both street magistrate in london, and it was full of unsolved crimes and details of criminals, and it was called general hue and cry and it was distributed across the country. I was away of catching criminals, its basic like an extremely long distance hue and cry. This person is dollar this and they looked like this. So if you see them, please pick them up and it worked even in the seventies.

These people being picked up hundreds of miles away for crimes committed those like things. Civilian was a full time job in those days. The constantly because again they were it, wasn't just that you not to give chase and people cried. You too, if you read it in the magazine and also by the seventy one. If you read in the magazine, you didn't have to face many relevant and invite people desperately tried, not to look at magazine legally apply, made it very hard to do the pseudo coup. That warrants will be passed from paris to perish. So, let's say you're looking for a thief and you go to the next passion you give them a picture, drawing the criminal description of them, and you say: can you spread this round your perish, and then everyone in that parish is obliged to keep an eye out for them. So I mean how anyone held down a job. They had delayed human try in the scottish borders as well as others, and being that you would have a lot of people from england coming over and trying to steal people, sheep and belongings and stuff like that, and often what you are

It is because they were armed. These people is bit the wild west really, so you might kind of hide in your head jaw. Just try and get all of your really expensive belongings and go there in the hedge at in the hedge early, wherein all your sheep in the heads of state have there's someone comes out with a hedge trip. I know you You would hide often because they were armed and so there's a special ball to laugh. While you are allowed to do a counter raid as long as it was when the six days you still had to shout hue and cry as you went and you had to carry a lighted torch so that everyone- you you're on the legitimate return mission and then they have to join you in that know that Just you get your own back from the cumbria ends. fair enough and these days, if you shout stop thief, you can get in trouble, is quite a few people who have sued like shops, security because,

I have shouted stop thief and I will I'm not a thief for that. Everyone's heard that and everyone's going to think that now yeah there was a guy in Dublin who's twenty eight years old and he claimed that he'd been wrongly accused of shoplifting a toy duck from a toy store. Okay, he basically, he said he was deeply embarrassed and ashamed, Security scar approached me and said, whereas the duck I know you have it Yeah, the best part about. I was they went to court and they brought out the duck as evidence, and it was a talking dark and they couldn't. Off. Its has, although he freed talk case, is that those little data lloyd? Three? Are you sure I was soaking up and not while bill hiccup that identical. Do you guys know that decode no

I was lucky because I loved the look of the penal code and you could be effectively executed for lots and lots and lots of crimes. It's pretty much yeah dropping a handkerchief, yeah yeah listen, england, so skull intended to have a bad bit of more, we might say, but we might say more lenient legal system in so later, mediaeval time where you didn't get the death penalty for everything in england, there was the bloody code, which was the english legal system from like the seventeenth to the early nineteenth century and I didn't realize how many crimes you could be killed four, so they were over two hundred crimes that were added to this code crimes. You could be executed for included, damaging orchards or gardens cussing down trees on an avenue you destroying turnpike roads, wrecking of fish pond, I'm gonna say anna, I'm agreeing with all of this at the moment. If I had a fish pond, I would

are very sober brides worried about yoga, but there was this thing where, if you, if you were done for a crime and the jury, thought oh we, we don't really want this person to be literally hanged to death. They would return to what was called a partial verdict and they'd say he's guilty, but not as guilty as as the judge is trying to make out. So there was this thing called grand larceny. If you stole something worth more than a shilling, that was the death penalty for you right. So a shilling is not a huge amount of money, even then, but what juries would sometimes do is they would return a verdict of not grand larceny petit larceny got it so so in seventy. Fifty one, for example, there was a crime where the accused had had stolen. A pound and seven shillings and sixpence definitely way above the barrier for being hangs. But the jury said we think those coins were actually only worth seven pence. We hope so get off fianna executions in what you say about it?

Being a bit more lenient in scotland is mostly true, but then, after the reformation of the law was served by the kirk by the church and they started bringing them laws for quite a lot of things that we would be surprised about today. So there was the statues of sixty sixty one in scotland, the said that if a child beat or cursed either, therefore The mother. They should be put to death without mercy, as very few were found guilty of device of. This is the exact words filthy fornication. You get a fine of forty pounds, spotty scottish paths which in those days absolutely enormous and in sixteen ninety seven as late as then there was a guy in edinburgh call thomas aching head. He was hanged for declaring that theology was a rhapsody of ill in.

Instead, nonsense is was heightened for that it wasn't. You know the norwegian today the slightly more lenient I was reading about this there's a classic book that was written by a guy called, have lock ellis, and it's all about the study of what a criminal, the makeup of a criminal. Then this was during victorian times so, like the face was supposed to look different. If your credit exactly yeah exactly so, there was a guy called soul soto. Who was someone who paid particular attention to different bits of the body to see if that and he found he believes that you're more likely to be a criminal as a woman, if you have a harry,

venus, the alright. So from a show of hands. Lady, she said Huggins the that is a terrible episode of crime. Yeah we've done a recreation of the cry. Is that part of the search like who's, the criminal? That's yeah cause everyone the shape their anus. Before we commit this crime, we don't want anyone to say he founded it. Basically, in seven out of forty women that he study to seven out of forty who were Minerals right had a hairy aim. Is that not a huge well a huge proportion of its enough that it made him right? It would only study forty non criminals as well. Was there any control? we ve been. This experiment do right. I do know the proportion of women The have, under normal circumstances, go into him harry aliases muslims, and neither do we know what counts is a hairy anus.

The summit, a rigorous was this study was a peer review rounds likely wasn't a proper scientists and pictorial longer old, victorian science. I guess I can't read again because it's a lot it's a lot about hair, like does hair, mean Europe. Criminal, I'm really harry guy. You can see from the audience like we can see all, but I really harry guy, and so I was reading on, and it said it's worth while pointing out that there were frequent anomalies in the development of hair among idiots that's what it is but yeah, so any hairy, anus women out there,

Do we want to get a good grief? at the time. For fact number three, and that is Andy Murray. The fact is that in two thousand and sixteen scientists found a pocket of helium so big that it could make everyone on the planet sound squeaky for twenty minutes I mean what great use of alien credible with about such a good time and then later on their upgraded the estimate. They thought it would have been forty minutes. We can all have been squeak even forty minutes. Every I'm sure that would have had quite serious health consequences for everybody reading, not oxygen for forty minute, but nevertheless, this massive massive amount- and this is the thing of helium- is what always running out of it and then suddenly always discovering more and is just as constancy. So where is this? Pocket

that was made in the engineer under the ground within asean area. Called wroclaw in tanzania and require is also the place which has the largest number of crocodiles in the whole of tanzania, and the interesting thing about that is, if you give a crocodile helium its voice doesn't go higher. It goes lower. Ireland we did it and qr is weird, because the the same thing is happening to, I think, is the timbre of your voice that helium changes rather than the pit exactly. I think it is so when a crocodile you'd think a crocodile sounded like us like it's going high up, but when the timbre of a crocodile's voice gets higher, it sounds to us they sound knows that I don't think I've ever heard even more sexy. I feel that even more, like a villa onto believe, a crocodile hunter was a very successful wasn't steve. Ireland was

what he was doing to those programmes about. Well, I've never heard a crocodile make any kind of that kind of growl. They want That was hot, ok, so the groundless, like all the other interesting thing, I suppose, is that on this whole thing, is that we were running out of helium and it was big problem because we use it for or I machines we use it for all sorts of important stuff. Now just balloons and we run out of the price- was getting higher and higher and higher, and this was the first time you never really looked. or it and they started looking and they found shit loads of it, and so they think that maybe, if we keep looking, we might find a lot more and in fact, and twenty seventeen some scientists at the university of edinburgh found a huge amount of helium in the middle EAST.

On this well really here, so you parties go saved a party to save it's. Is this? It's really. It's weird is the second most abundant element in the entire universe, but its incredibly hard to keep here, that's crazy. When you find deposits of their mostly deposits of rock that capped with some impermeable rock, so it is basically in a cave but you're. Looking for air, you know the biggest amount of helium you can currently by this, has got exotic at this new gently. This is ready for this week. Will you would say they would come in those kind of canisters right, you're, a big one of those. My way it's an even bigger than by weight, is well it's. By going to tell you, by volume and by length so the people, so we can work out the went for the dead. You're, out of these as the about its load, the usa have just announced this is really thrilling stuff. They are just announcing their selling off the entire federal helium.

because they nationalized it really early on in the nineteen twenty or so they needed airships so that we have. The government has to control the global supply, but we can now get in on it. That's great news the life. They decided that we don't really need a ship's anymore. I dont know if that was the hindenburg was unable to use helium because of global monopoly was actually exactly that. Did it sorry under these tell us size of gradually didn't, thank you very much, and so are you just how that everyone in the funding of what is the lead Volume includes thank you James, seven hundred kilometres of helium pipelines, which are spread across texas, oklahoma and kansas, but I'm sure they can move them for an extra fee. Bush dome, helium stories, reservoir of four thousand hectares rock formation kept. You ll, be glad to know by two layers of non poorest, calcium hydrate, and it is likely to contain sixty five million

cubic metres of federally owned crude helium? Are they going to deliver this inconvenient packages, or do they just say? It's a get it yourself as you them, and you know like. If you go to a supermarket and say you do want a bargain you like well, I think I can fit it and these you can't do that without much helium dunno, I'm not sure who's going to buy bar or what for well, we might for helium airships. Because, bizarrely, the uk has just decided to start investing in them again really after a bit of a hiatus and is and nostrum? The city is a sister airline of ba and it's just put in a massive order for some medium airships, and in fact this venture is backbone. I a maiden Bergmann Bristol, No, I think he's pretty into flying. Isn't any he's pilot,

he's where you go into flying so he's into this idea, and the idea is that it slashes a lot of carbon used cars. We could use them instead of airplanes, it'll slash carbon use by ninety percent. I liked the fact that cozy caught saying the business secretary said this is proof of how the uk is. Businesses are embracing new technology. anyway. A prototype crash landed in twenty six zero that second test, but it is gonna, be great widow who would win open question in a conflict between a an airship and a submarine when it depends they conflict takes place fair play. Let's, let's make it a neutral tertiary. Let's make it

above water. You know that you ve got all you got all the oviedo care about from land is not on land decision, because this has happened. Oh has yeah. What does this effectively, though, like as in say what have hatred against each other? No, it wasn't the atmosphere in the second world war that wasn't there wasn't time to set up like was like robot, while it wasn't paper view airship, verse. the submarine guy, so so that that there were loaded. U s, ships near the coast, which was sunk by german submarines travel, and there were ships which went in convoys that were protected by aspects you gotta ship on the sea than an actual above at protecting because they can see when a submarine is approaching, they can detect it and then dropped at the charges. You ordinarily, wouldn't pit one, but it would just forced suddenly to go lower and not use its toby does and of the of the ninety thousand ships. The wrinkles escorted by echelon.

only one of them was ever sunk, but in nineteen, forty, three, a submarine forty, you boat and the submarine one rainy and what others are submarine photo you. But you say you don't get me wrong. I would have been a completely ordinary. It happened in ninety three. That is not the best fantasy that has a bit of a submarine fight against an airship yeah. How did they? How did they shoot it like torpedoes, wouldn't go in the air right or the account is quite vague on the use. It was not I'm sure it wasn't a torpedo, but I think I might have been firing from the surface something about about surface guns. Curtly, you don't know the arts, if not just that of a match report you know, I consider it very much if you may, if you take some helium phrase it down too pretty much helps lose aero just above it and you put it in a tea cup, a new start stirring it

you go away and you come back a million years later it will still be staring. That's us. Ok, I know it has no friction. Isn't it this amazing capacity, but only one is right near absolute. Zero is because it doesn't go like most things as they get colder. If you remember from your gcs the chemistry they kind of they turn into solids, helium doesn't turn into a solid, no matter how cold it gets unless you put it on the loads and loads of pressure, and so it just has these amazing properties like a superconductor. Would I also in if you believe, in a glass any bring it right down a it'll full through the glass so like, because because it doesn't undergo friction at all.

Every tiny molecule sized hole in your glass like I'm, holding a glass. Now there are molecules ice holes in it most liquid stay in that cause. Friction is holding them in helium when it's liquid would have slipped through and it will climb up the sides of the glass because gravity doesn't work. The same way and gravity is not strong enough to hold it down. Neither can I quickly tell you my favorite helium story. I've read so yeah, ok, ninety, Ninety nine, a headline was here. Blue women up like a balloon. She was fine. By the way is this: how did you know finally another you had a bad good choose coots among the month year in detail. So she was standing on a step blood in a toy sure she slipped off and she was spared by the mental spike

who is in a helium tank words spear her in her left, thigh god for that, and she looked down and she's. her left, thigh stomach inflate like delude, they manage to get her to a hospital where they strike her from the helium tank, the edges just kind around the room. We don't have any beds for these. Patients will just rubber against your head of the world. What have they grow as well This is in a toy shop where they sell, believes the sovereign right of kate. Where can I get an hour's he's been stopping or- and this is the kind of She dreaded happening

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No comment going. I have no idea who this person is. If anyone's got a better picture, please replace it, but it hasn't been vice, and I now find myself the global face of humor and in the in the photo the photo. It's not just me, there's someone else so the so the wording, the caption underneath is a viewer brackets Jimmy wales left laughing at a comedian. Dan Schreiber right performing stand up comedian, if you don't know who Jimmy Wales is Jimmy. Wales is the creator of Wikipedia which is basically like making God laugh. Right. So this is a very exciting development. I imagine gods laughing a lot. What he's looking over you that is pretty otherwise really calls variety, and if you ever need is evidence that Wikipedia an unreliable source, I think you're looking at it, I was I was more there.

They were so like. You know the picture. I think that I don't know, but I did look up the wikipedia wenger recently and hurry up. Secondly, no, no! No, but this was a thing called wiki mania where they they sort of have an annual conference all about wikipedia and wikipedia ins, and you know they have seminars and have fun quizzes and yeah. This was you, did the andean actually at the edinburgh fringe when it was on it was it was down in london, and I had this idea called Wikipedia the missing debts and the idea was to do a stand up show where a comedian would come up and present a sat on a missing page on Wikipedia and their pitch for what should be involved in it and jimmy way it came up and actually Jimmy came on stage with you ante and did the quiz. No one apparently took a fucking photo. Didn't you try to edit wikipedia on the way down to say something about yourself? No, There was a comedian who is on the show that day called Steve cross. He was complaining that he doesn't have a wikipedia page, so I created a page where I could put his name on, which was

people who don't have wikipedia pages, he was the first on the list, but it got taken down everything within a minute or something It was amazingly fast, editor happy, but with all the four of us have wikipedia pages right and I had a quick look at the edison on my because it's been a few times where comments that have been made This shit yeah- their way onto my wikipedia and I'm I've had to go in, and I've complained about it and no one changes it. So I've had to physically edit my change into it and I'm now banned from Wikipedia yeah before editing my own page for factual accuracy. So one of the things was someone changed my name on it to Daniel Indiana, craig schreiber, because I once said that I almost changed my name to Daniel Indiana to Indiana is my middle name so for awhile on Wikipedia it was.

Daniel Indiana, craig schreiber brackets dicks, which is what James set on the podcast is worthwhile generated on then A few years later, I to change that a few years later, Andy makes a joke, and it's a joke that I have an interest in. When we were talking about nazi regime and this I think that europe you're an avid like electorate, Daniel Indiana, craig schreiber it takes is a radio producer living in the united kingdom. Others have claimed him to have an x, dream fascination and expertise in nazi and nazi sacred myths. I hate to think what is going to say about a hurry. I this is what I have done some other. This show

I found this because this was in an edit. It said, removed incorrect statement. Schreiber is not particularly noted, Fred, this catchphrase and then what originally was put into my account was schreiber is miss for his hilarious catchphrase, yep which he uses after twitter handles are announced on no such thing as a face it. So it's such a good cause phrase here. You gotta, like that's a big were the area so on wikipedia pages, often it says like notable people. So if you had balsam princes might be noble people from Bolton, I thought a check. where we are, if any of those things. So this is all that I could find. I mentioned the notable people with a fantasia privilege. I dont have a yeah, don't have like a minds. I simon that sir james comp picture your face. If you leave

He can't remember if I say you re this on the photographic done is mentioned as a notable australian and the united kingdom and anna is a notable person in the polls in the united kingdom, as in people from poland and. Andy Murray, is a notable tennis player. Why not joking I genuinely searched, and I didn't find that phrase. Thank you for looking there was a thing is that the editing can can beat can be used for good and for ill, as as we as we have clearly seen from Dan's extensive list of grievances that he just rather

but a couple of years ago there was a bloke in australia who was a really big fan of a band called peking duck. He was the bloke called David spargo and he was going to see them at a gig and he really wanted to get backstage to see them, and so he changed the wikipedia page of the band peking duck created. In entry for family and listing himself for a family member and then when he got to the backstage bit of the gig, he said to the guys: no, no, no I'm on the step, brother or cousin or whatever show that the security guys who let him in jail, and the ban. The baron just gave him a bare and set fair play. That's a very funny you ve done. They said I just I love the servers. They said he wasn't creepy at all and was actually much more relaxed and kill them. We would have expected from someone who went to those length the down husbands

since wikipedia how there are multiple language wikipedia is, and so you could. They may be a translation of no such thing as a fish into I dunno mandarin, for example, or whatever languages. There are so there's a list of the articles where people and things have been the most translated. So it's the leaderboard of that so in terms of humans that are on that leaderboard, the the top people are the most translations, as for Jesus'. Second, is from Michael Jackson. Third is for Barack Obama forces with donald trump fit this for adolf. Hitler. Sixth, albert einstein who do you think is seven is Andy. Please leave first, I would like some alike harry potter, Perhaps it will be a real first, MR bean. Oh really nice some months ago, is it another world leader? I know it's a guy called core been blue b

You b, l eager who was initially at the time, a supporting actor from the movie high school musical, who one enthusiastic fad translated is a cow, every single language that he could as using like google, translate and stuff like that, giving him over two hundred different languages, translation- and so here is just behind albert einstein. Julia seizes, but its that's. The end is the theory that its one person has been too.

That's why don't we just think as good as elsewhere that person is in tonight. If we do want a gold, we will have a lot of time on languages on Wikipedia. Actually, there is a scots language wikipedia section: it's got forty one thousand articles as scots the sort of language robert burns kind of some people say dialect of english. Somebody was at its own language, but you know the one. Anyway, people started to notice that some of the scots language or schools were not entirely clear in terms of not really being written in the scots language. They were really written in a parody version of it, a war someone you didn't actually speak. The language might guess that it sounded like and it turned out, is because almost half The articles have been written by a teenager and north carolina who did not speak. A word is the most of the story.

started off doing he was twelve. I think when you started doing what's it has changed it and these days the top all with the warning, the scots that, with you used in this air to co, was written by a body. That's mother tongue is now scots Please improve this article gimme a can of which I think is translated, as this is all bullocks please and pray it, but then if not away, and it was only a couple of years ago it was revealed that it was just this boy in north carolina. I know I heard about a fellow, so there has been a name that thing which is good- and I we know, is what

pdf name, oh good, which is the realist gardener, but I dunno. If you can track him down with that and very sweetly, because a lot of people said we should scrap the whole scots language page. The Michael dempster, who is director of the scots language centre, said look this kids put in an incredible amount of work, it's a great resource, but it doesn't people who are illiterate in scots to know to get an it job one this, the the editing of wikipedia is such a hotly contested area to the behind the scenes of it is is just constant fights going on one of the famous ones which probably a lot of people here know about is there is a page for a guy who's called guy,

funding and in the photo guy standing is city side. So the caption reads: guy standing sitting beautiful, that's great, it's great, except it's cause. It's a it's a very contentious photo which has now been edited away, brought back because people are saying you're making fun. This is an obvious joke and we're not about jokes here, we're about information. So if you want Jos had ever to dance schreiber, the here are just a couple of things about stock photos think this is a this is a stock photo. This is a public use photo, but the stock photo libraries that exist. They lead to all sorts of weird quirks and tangents. So, for example, in two thousand and nineteen, the new zealand budget featured stock photos stock photo model on the front of it and it turned out to be a woman called Vicky Freeman who just had the picture taken and just sold the rights to it anyway,

We had moved to australia because she could no longer afford to live in new zealand, new zealand budget documents that make life affordable and you have you don't really have many options. Normally you can sometimes say I don't want to be used to advertise an extreme political view or whatever, but you often just have no rights at all. So in twenty fourteen and a woman called samantha ovens had had years before done a photo shoot for colds and illnesses. You know there's a sort of cold levity, photos way. You just have to pinch. You proud, look a bit painful or look look like you're having a slightly too I've got a bit of a cold or a headache whatever anyway, that think are used. The lead on a guardian article, confessional, article headlined I fantasize about group sex with old obese men just found people started contacting us a europe.

samantha, yeah, low development, getting into honesty. Some dads me are going to have to wrap us up very shortly guys. I know we're nearing the end, because I tell you one funny thing that saw, which is that, following the one of the football world cups sepp blatter, who was the efa, the fifa presidents and he was awarded this- this beautiful award the order of companions of o r tambo for his contribution to the world cup and to announce it. The south african government put it on their web page, but for Finally, they took his name in details from his wikipedia page, which had just been vandalized, and so what they announced on their website was an award for joseph sap, berlin. Black

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