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back to port my take. Ok, let's go and violence, No, I read your book mostly by Welcome to pardon my take today is monday. February twentieth and the vacation where's. Your back. Rested real good feeling? Irey vacation boys back how's everyone's vacation,

it was great, it was an awesome. I had a long trip down to the son said hello, ray baker got re acquainted with. An old friend is a blast. but I see what vacations are all cracked up about now, like I get it hank. I understand I played a little golf, I'm a big time pervert. Now I got the bug. I got the golf bug my big day anyway, you let me take one vacation in an play, golf for about six hours and all the sun, unlike fully fully back in on coffee. He has the gulf bug so much so that he texts it ever was like. Let's play on friday and we all we're like hake was again. We can go. Simulator and hoboken is ignored. Our play outside. We like it is still winter. Yet hobby, big cat, I'm trying to get back out on the gourd we'd like wiener golf courses closed during the war I played one like branch order of golf in mexico came back it. Why don't we appear more arms on some open book majority, but airing withdrawal will billion dollar idea. In my part, in indoor golf course I like, let's do it do you live?

What does it mean? Let a pin forty four billion dollars to ruin a website about you build a fuckin indoor golf course at the at the american dream mall over new jersey. They have an indoor lighter park, they have a water park and they also have a ski mountain. Why not or go indoor golf course. I do we just do we just break the rules of sports was fucking. Do it? Why not I mean it also would probably be good because you probably would, in terms of like the footprint of it you put in so upon each whole yeah? So you can't go on about goby and changes elles up on each other. yeah also getting away our laws. I'm ok Now our indoors rate return net. Emmi nets are cheaper than walls. I would assume, but is now too, and to do perfectly well you'd perfect. What part of the nets? Don't you understand why, What's on the side? What do you mean? It's like whole one and there's a big net, on the on the right side, like you're, too driving range?

so you're about to get through you're describing being outside all a inside a roof over their are rules. What's on the sides either that shouldn't be outside the entire course. There's a walk through a big beautiful are in the inside. Oh okay, yeah we're on the same page nets. Are the side, here's, no! No! No! That would be outdoors yeah right. That would be like the fucking stupid, batting cages. Yeah yeah, here's another wrinkle, though a screen, and you can like hit into it now, then that tells you no! No, no there's nothing like seeing it. You heck, you, don't understand the joy of seeing your balls flying out there watching them fade away into the distance, is beautiful, here's another wrinkled. I just thought of right now make the holes bigger. yeah big holes like baseball, I am all in on the new bases: spake bigger horace, maybe like a windmill somewhere in their yeah Lay off the roof: regular yeah I've done wholly I've got performing, makes one object. Comically large.

Yeah. I like this sounds like a grid. Sorry I want here are your vacation was, I know his he's. Gonna say too short: go ahead. How'd you big It was sort of like all of a sudden you blink and it's over your home and you're like damn. Damn wish. I was playing golf again tomorrow, yeah sucks. I actually think that my body was starting to reject vacation. Aye, sir sneezing on my last day vacations. Let's get back to work, yeah, The party that hard, oh, I didn't party at all, I slept insane him out. No, no alarm clock feels good yeah. It was one day I think I slept like twelve hours, which that bought me a couple of things about really into this week. I'm a big whale guy. Now a few whales jumping around. jumping out of the water breaching mating relighting. Why not that's good? I love whales. I have one leg: everyday hague, you of whales, are you going uomo grounds. I was off the grid. I was nobody's he's been known as witnesses

euro, darkly senses, pick of the slow mild about rushmore, shlomo, o guys file, literally right, guy you're, right everywhere, just like wales and gulf, a whale breaching yet will why hasn't got that south exist here? Think three things are going through is whales, golf and vacation ted. I'm turning into an egg My ass started to dissolve it's all things: the king, my pain, it's up now it was good to get on vacation I'll, shut out mexico, the entire country yeah. What a delightful place shout out. I was in the bahamas I was at. I was no kids, so it's nice, but there were kids at the resort and I still got bullied by kids. So I was there was a water park at the resort and there was like

two options to go down and I was like: why want to do the one? That's not as fucking crazy and like a group of ten year old kids were like dude you're such a pussy. We've been doing this all day, and I was by myself. I was like what the fuck, so I can't I can't escape that that last part was no different than my regular life yeah, but yeah vacation was great. It was great news, fantastic another one, double alike work. It is not that much easier. So one thing I do realise being away from work is, then I really do love working yeah so whereby all you love whereby single market legislation, by the end of the week. You told me I could what happens? Is you get all these takes that get bottled up inside you when you're watching sports you're paying attention to what's going on in the world and each have an outlet? Because we can't really talk. real life, the same way that we do on this podcast, because people just think that were insane yeah, so

I have all these bottled up takes just started. If you don't use them, it's like a tree falling in the forest situation. In fact, Billy way your I got a vacation take yeah. I thought of our vacation to christian yelich looks like some homes- oh yup, chris yards, coming up on the showcase and take that as a vacation take one that probably should have stayed on pick. Who eats more ass, no comment yeah, okay, so yeah we got out, we have. We do have things that happened. I guess the the first stories, the nb, a slam. Dunk contest is back. Mac. Mcclung has saved it. Philly finally has a championship shout out: titled town, almost titled town, which that's, I dunno Does this? But that's what max is now rebranding? It almost title down because they almost when everything but mac whirr clung like it was legitimately. I watched it and he did he in the lead up, it was very funny watching people realize you mac. Whirr clung is because, if you watch called vast, while George shouted texas tack, but then he also

like he went viral when he was in high school for having insane hops, so the lead up to the dunk contest he was guaranteeing that he's going to put our shit. And then he put it on every side who the fuck is this guy, it's mackerel clung he's a legend yet So it's going to be just great. Looking back on the history of slam, dunk winners, mac, Mcclung, big time, combo breaker yeah on that list. Yes, well, hopefully he gets he. I actually read this long story about a moon. Shout mac mcclung cause he turned down. Ah, it was like over a million dollars to play in turkey this year, but he wants to play in the mba, so he's been on a bunch of g league teams, a bunch of ah preseason teams, summer league teams, and he scored his first points with the bulls. I remember that was like last year, he's been on some two way contracts. So shout mac mcclung like try. He basically said. If I go to turkey, I can make a million bucks, but I'm not going to get better and I'm not going to be in front of the n b, a like coaches and he's just been grinding it out playing, and I think the the

the article quoted one hundred and fifty different teammates and thirty different locations he's played in three different countries in the last? Like eighteen months, he's grind good for him air and every now and again you have a slam, dunk contest which delivers on the if you are, you see some seriously new creative dunks and then you get the the nice afterglow of it where they ask all the a listers will now you gotta be in it right now. Did this did this breathe new life into you? I think Lebron did that, maybe ten years ago, while a great slammed on contests goes yet for sure guaranteed to be the next year and the next year comes round his neck

yeah I'd rather not risk injury, while it's also every like Kevin durant, also had a speech where he's like more of the the big time. Players need to be involved in all star weekend, not me, because I'm a little older right now when he also had. I think he had an interview where he said getting the trades and players being able to be traded at any moment makes the league more exciting. So that's my spin zone yeah to what's gone on with his career the last five years. I would like to see bo ben in the slam. Dunk competition yeah. Where are you didn't even jump or bobo yeah yeah, just taco fall yeah mo bamba get all the real like freaks out. There should be the highest jump, no jumping allowed, though no jumping allowed standing dunks only it should be a team. Competition should be the three tallest and three shortest guys. I like that. I would be fun bring back to free

storm and gambia yeah I'd worry is the three tall skies and there, but our teamed up each tall guy gets a short guy. Oh yes, oh it's like the all too. They judge picture every time there are laws on and they have to do a tandem doc. I like tat harry mar the adjutant duncan. It's that play like. That's it that's ninety percent of formula, despite casper six as yet the guy in one little weird guy yeah, and then you just get up there and magic happens. Yeah we still do have to do the switch where I lose a ton of weight and you get really fat. Yeah, if anybody wants a sponsor ass, if there is some sort of nutrition company and they want a sponsor- mean big cat meeting at what to two to ten. I think we have really said two hundred. I think two hundred on that I will. I will never hit two hundred unless I have a terrible, terrible disease. I think I'll come what I don't. I don't think that two hundred in my roma possibility more so to turn you could get to teach an idea. I could get too to turn mentioned and sharp. If you saw me to turn dissect up here, boy

would actually be a very funny like visual. So maybe we should do that. I could take that new drug, all the hot bodies are taking cocaine, no insulin yeah just wait insulin. Wade, hey member? Would all those people with diabetes needed insulin, which is not just take all their insulin and get skinny? I'm trying to think what the healthiest way for me to get two two hundred tonnes. and I don't think that there is a healthy milkshakes. That's the coolest part of anyone who's trying to pack on weight. There's like I have to drink, milkshakes old and her doctor nick riviera solution of you rub it. It gets a piece paper. If the paper turns clear that is your window to weight gain? Yes, I think we could do it yeah I mean it would be a fun thing that we put on the bucket list. Thanks going to get up to two hundred pounds, so yeah hank, you got this tshirt to turn deserves to be sheldon alright, so we it slipped on dunk contests were watching the also game which is very funny because it's just not even basketball. I dont even care like I do.

I like the old man take like I remember when the nb all star game meant something. I think it's just funny watching them run up and down. Seeing who can you know, hit the longest three and who can have the craziest dog yeah? There's not even close the basque bulgaria fought did this, makes the problem. Look like a defensive struggle, yeah, it's verify and all sorts of play, maybe with five minutes left yet the play a little bit defence, but it was funny how pre game and the draft and everything the festivities leading up to it, took about three half ours it was sold and there was such a build up and then they get out there and there's just absolutely zero. There are zero defense being played, it doesn't look like real basketball and they made the draft so that no one's feelings got hurt. They just did the meanest thing ever to lorry market and where it was drafted, the reserves first so whose last reserve, whose last reserve got picked. jackson, early years, the barrier and jackson to use the verse reserve that got picked know that leaves us no he's.

ass reserve so that so he was the last packs to last aspects, and then we had they drafted all the starters and choking with second, alas, and when he was second, alas, he just stood up and started walking towards leubronn and lorry, whose you know a jazz player was just sitting there like fuck yeah. I guess it is me so good job out himself. Me. You guys have their feelings her, it's funny how they were just trying to not have the last picture. This it's gonna happen. Somebody's will be less pick, no matter what what that's why we're watching. Yes, we watch for the last bit to be, like aspic, also shattered julius randle for his performance. In the three point contest shall his son, his son, crying? Oh, my god, after he was done like demo during two it was while he was shooting he will know he was he was doing faces while he was shooting, like ugh

and he cried afterwards. But people forget people forget you know who the worst performance ever in the n b. A three point contest belongs to her all time. Guess I'm going to give you I'm going to give you one guess heck! You can get a guest to I dunno. What year I this might give it away. Was nineteen ninety worst performance ever in the n b? A three point contest Karl Malone. No, I dunno I almost said, a joke that I would have to bleep out right there, Michael Jordan. I thought you're going to see mj what was his. He has his final. He had five points. I mean he made five points in it, and then heard her. I think her got eight points. Yeah I mean, but that was that was the the moneyball, yet they the money. Now only bad ray money, but the real money out now, who is the money boss of Jordan? Georgia is the worst ever well actually the of the age, and, unlike you another guys, you won't fucking play this. Does remedy point content all how many

How are you ready to injure homewards report conscious, Israel, prominent, I dont, know, euro. How many other have done contests even zero, zero yeah, there's there's your legacy guy would even compete. You have a joint put up a whopping five guy. Wouldn't even could be his shots were closed, watch actually watch of jordan shots. In that context, I I ought to have done the answer. I just didn't want it to be the they were off the inside of the room. He was ball in many yeah see other. Fun watching the entire yea, all star arrow, where anyone around seventy five as a thought experiment. I actually just mentioned this to Billy, as we were walking down the hallway. If, if you were to sub out offense and defense, so the n b, a players they get to play offense. So when their team has the ball, it's the guys from the all star team and they're, going up against five former high school basketball players like out of shape basketball players. Do you think that those guys would do a better job playing defense

then the all stars are doing in the a eu. It it'll be fun more fun to watch it'd, be awesome to watch guys getting gas and like turning their ankles yeah. That's all I want to see is people just kyrie going up against forty year old out of shape accountant, yeah I'd love to see that yeah, oh by the way, are just the fact. Checked. Atlas shrimp. Also, five points in nigeria. where was up before the money, but I think I was well isn't during the money because before the modest or racist from memory so because I could have you know, that would be very funny, though, watching guys just rolled up down like,

tap their head after cause, really slammed the floor on defense? The other thing is like most people. I I think that it gets lost on some people how big an mba quarter's. So if you have to run up and down cause a lot, you know like if you play pickup or if you do it view anything, post college you're playing on a court- that's probably not an mba sized court and you're also not running up and down with these athletes. You would. It would probably be like three times like I'm done. Yeah I'm gassed amount of this is note no moss hank. How long do you think he could last two by the way I shot ten free throws in the sun in the bahamas. Rebounding myself, eight for ten cap mo it happened sure. So I dunno is it on camera. Ah, it actually was was at being last room. Two thousands, yes, it was was on bohemian tv got it so you're going to go flying, it's I. What else do we have that that happened in the sports world? We had. We had a great quote from

braun, oh yeah yeah, so the braun was asked about what he plans for us the season how to make the lakers competitive. If he's up on the season or not? He said not being part of the postseason for two years straight? That's not in my dna to one year's fine, but two years, not not in the bronze dna, and he said these are going to be the twenty three most important games of my career, after the all star brain. So I dont, if the the austrian counts, maybe as twenty two of the most but while he grew afterward. Hopefully I like that he said to the twenty three most important games as if he's gonna play on when you throw yet what sounds like you- and I don't think so- I just started minded utter when he said that missing the policies- and industry is not in his dna. I'm I'm going to just say right now. I don't think he's going to play all twenty three. What are they in thirteenth right now, they're in thirteenth right now who, but they still there's the west has like. Basically every

It has a chance at making the playoffs. I'm gonna tell you right now: pft, I'm just gonna. Look at the schedule for the lakers, I'm going to tell you exactly where lebron soon got. Twenty three games left the twenty three most important game. Only two out of playing. the only two out in the playing, if you think that Adam silver isn't going to move hell and high water, make sure that lebron James gets into that plan tournament. Wednesday march fifteenth he's not gonna play he's, got tuesday march, fourteenth at new orleans, Wednesday march fifth it's at Houston. Now, back to back, I will be a load management and also game that the lakers should be a shoo in ah yeah. That will be a load management kid. So twenty two were down to twenty two already and there's probably a couple more that you could look in there and be like yeah, look he's going to play at utah, tues April fourth, and then at the clippers Wednesday April fenton we load managed with twenty one if he makes the play turn his counting down as the post season right, yeah. Okay, I was just making sure. Definitely he got no one believed them

we had anything is possible. We had, we had jonathan getting get hired by the cardinals, and then we knew that before we left, but he also had an introductory press conference in video That did you watch it? I will. I saw the intro yeah. Did you watch the video yeah? im walking around yeah couple things, one eye the good news for max Jonathan again and might have been the weird cringing. Yes that was in The eagles locker, maybe maybe surrounding, might have shed like a snake shedding skin that might have been the corny skin that he just. it. He also had he. He looked up and down every player. He he like dapt up with in an uncomfortable way, and then he went up to rondo more and said. Pope shots were going to take a lotta shit yeah and I I felt so bad for rondo more in that moment,

where he's like my boss. What is he doing right now? It was it was. It was the office when I, when I saw that it remind me of Dennis rodman talking about rebounding yeah and how to how to like position yourself. The radio moorish look at em like I. I want to laugh at the sky, but he is literally going to determine my future the yeah, so yeah, ok, gotcha good made a nice to meet you to their allowed. We were like all this is that they heard Michael Scot. I don't think they did. I think they did. I think vicars, where, like it, was late season office. Similarly, what are we supposed to laugh? Are we going on? He is a fan of the american southwest. Yes, is one major character? Yes, so they got gannon must have been very awkward for gan and who had to go in, for I think his last interview and the day after he lost the superbowl and just be constantly reminded of what do they after that performance? Do you think the cardinals thought to themselves maybe

this, isn't the guy I mean yeah. There was. There was definitely a part of that second half, where even our our beloved max said what the fuck is gannon doing. Yes and you make any adjust adjustments, so that told you a lot he also. Ah, I I found this out by tweeting that it made me cringe. I guess there are a lot of cardinals fans that think that we and parcel in general have out for the cardinals. So I didn't. I had no idea Am I blinders wrong on notice? That's true editor, so so they're, like you, guys, just always shit on the cardinals like do we, I think we should on everyone. Then this one guy presented a thread. I guess cardinals like super fan or something has been documented in all the tweets from the main account me. Infant kyler, Murray, Marie and guide. I had no idea so cause. I know those guys you're, really good job. Just gettin jokes, often column areas I mean he's got a lot of material to work with, yet we,

very it, it was fertile ground for for finding things to make fun of kyler murray for the last eighteen months. Nineteen months there's not like a lot of positive step. that you could say about calamari recently. They hear that one awesome come backing as the raiders yeah right there was that, because there are some really Who plays? I still think he's very good quarterback issue very good english. I do. Let me finish if I was gonna save very very it's very good quarter about, he has very good quarterback moments, very good issue, very good quarterback moments. He does he flashes. He flashes his peak is alive eyes anyone else, yeah yeah put, I I just bring it up because I Oh, you know, we've been doing the show for a very long time. I know like if I see a packers fan like that it'll be like why shit on the wall there's a reason why vikings fans there's like there's different fanbases like I know that there there there they think that we pick on them. I didn't

The cardinals on my let's, no eight thousand total blind spot by me. I guess maybe this those meetings where that with Jay Snowden and erica, and they said okay, gimme gimme, your your quota make sure that you hit make sure that you've made fun of kliff kingsbury six times this week, yeah. So I I I'm not going to apologize because I don't, I don't think, there's anything to apologize for I'm just more going to say I see, I see your hurt cardinals fans, yet it's it's ice. I acknowledge your hurt, it's hard to really say anything otherwise about the cardinals in their performances. As recently the yeah they ve been a very funny team to make followed yeah very funny we three J J watched so nicely. Absolutely so nice forms are some would say you, nice, yeah, yeah, somewhat, maybe maybe they're just hearing you talk by the Saint Louis cardinals and they just cardinals. I like all agree that out. Does I probably it so important-

I there like. Are you talking about big cat being an asshole about the ST louis cardinals? That's true, but I don't remember him doing anything mean to the arizona cardinals, but again I'm not going to apologize. I'm just, can acknowledge. We hear you that's like somebody and went on your change. Anything like how come you guys, never saving nice about the buffalo sabres right right here, What did you tell me where to start one? Last time you guys covered the fucking florida panthers, you have what the fuck yeah there's an analysis and its l team going nuts. whoa, the savers yeah. That's very alicia having the the picture, the valentine's they had valentine's t t shirts ye said I'm nuts for you. I want one of those is beautiful. It looked awesome ah, but yeah so cardinals fans your coaches, weird and that's another thing. We always make fun of weird new coach course. Member Adam gazes press conference, sigh on drugs like, allegedly allegedly but yeah we're go, I'm just getting boot.

I actually want to say right now, Jonathan again, and we don't want him on the show until he proves a year of being, a good guy. And not a weirdo cause, we can't hack it ourselves. We, we don't want to do that. I learned our lesson from last new coach: let's, let's give it a year, so we can t off on them if they fuck. What's the matter, The coach that is now on he's gotten the court's now is it shut, steichen, yeah mackerel changed. I can say that I can also don't want him on a stake in to me. They he look lot again and doesn't he I like I can better than again and also that they just like visually. I'm gonna have a hard time when the coaches picture comes out. Distinguishing in ghana, steichen because steichen looks like gannon after five years of thinking about what he did. Superbowl just like a little more emaciated version of him. I will say ganem starting with the cardinals, basically exact same way, seriously started with the eagles.

as I have just been there has been so for the car that is true. Liking knows that we make a lot of flash judgments with head coaches. Sometimes there completely wrong. I remember when next reality got hired, we all made fun of it. his press conference to start heart was never are, was, however, of a part of me think seriously told him to start that way because it it's the exact same thing. That happened. I love. I love, though, like you know the old saying, don't judge book by its cover. That's bullshit, you judge everybody That's our job like one been back issue comes out and his dad suit on my back. I can't coach how it might mcdonald or Mcdaniel was was on that plane, ride to miami, and he was talking to on the phone yeah. He was high as fuck yeah yeah, I'm gonna judge it and you know, what's what sometimes it's fun to judge? That's exactly what we should do like. We should just be like yeah look at him. He is an idiot. He doesn't know how to coach, yet reading here. Judging a bullet points over and see

times reading the about the author jacket yeah, that's basically as far as I go when it comes to rid of it, prolong the I hate. The book already, We do extra work. I was reno the other day, not to brag. It had a prologue, it had an introduction and then it had like priests no time skipped approach with a bunch of maps and study, because any no it's bullshit is when they do the prolonged and they dont number those page YAP, because I gonna get some work done. I. What do you want to beat it page? Twenty one? When I skipped approach, I want to be like, while I'm already a quarter of the way through this poor yeah. I want credit for everything that I've read. I just submitted of reading books that are like a hundred just letting us know how I've been reading. I I've been reading a book called ring. David thrones now is complete self. I've been reading a book called, I hit and Stalin. It's a real brand for years are really really good book woody. guys has it all. You may hitler and Stalin hitler and Stalin book and at the store, it said

On the like praise for page just said: praise for hitler. Installing. Oh, it was a pretty bad way to title. Oh yeah, production year, they at least put the hitler. Stalin in court knowledge is praiseworthy hitler and Stalin as big it's big time. that's a jimbo on part of publisher yeah. That's that's Bobby holes book o also the enemy yeah. I got piano european as first report on port might take like three weeks ago. I got the system, patrimony this system quarterback. Now I the system yeah. This is is mine. Somehow envy pcs income yeah, I mean I'm root for the enemy, because it does feel like at this point. That is not how many was it like? Seventeen head, coaching job interviews, kid and I still miss the first six You know the hardest yeah, so I'm burning form and if it does it, it's uphill battle for him cause there isn't a quarterback yeah. Well, there's some good.

cheaper, so I'll be good. These get good receiver somehow was projected by many us to be the number one overall pick a couple years ago, someone still on the roster is forever the other. Like cup away. I think I'm I'm already dreading or sit down with chapter that we're gonna have to combine cause. You know that he's loaded up on some bullshit news that has got to piss me off yeah. Where is he is he still? Is he going to get caught he's going to get caught? are you isolate? Officially, I hope to god he's gonna to court. I'm gonna! Do a quick look of his cap hit yeah, I'm hoping that he doesn't get cut highly foreign heineken free agent, Carson whence is going to get caught trust me you, he will erna Twenty million dollars base salary ross, rawness, six billion carrier capita, twenty six minutes if he doesn't get a couple of beers, save carson wins doesn't get cut by.

The commanders. I will get re. I will get uncircumcised yeah potential out twenty twenty three, all right, so he's going to get cut, yeah yeah he's definitely gonna get cut alright. So congratulations as first reported by pardon my take yep Carson one, it has been cut. That is my super bowl. We have one other a couple of other things. Ah, we have a one update to gate max you'll like this. inside the nfl had there might up for the suit wool and yet well clearly, knowing that we were hot on side gate just had. It was like a minute long clip there. Maybe one eagles player, saying that it was slippery and mostly chiefs players saying it was slippery. So they're now blurring the lines on interest and convenient. It was actually cool because Travis kelsey was like it's slippery in the paint. You've got

deliver in the paint, and I was like us courts as basketball? Isn't he say? Do we know when they were saying that slippery at that they might have been saying that before the game has? Actually you have is paths, yet it's just so we got. You know it's very slippery, I so that was good, and then we had since it is Papa she's in all the sports or employee. Now An awesome gulf, tournaments, yeah and max I knock We mean to max, we have a greater view with max coming up that we take several weak I saw that he was emotional. He really wanted to win this one. This is his home course. Ah kind of he said that you know the crowd loves him and he wants to win. He wanted covert year, so they weren't people there in in the crowd. Ah,.

He blew it. He blew fiery blown out of black and blue. While I wouldn't want a boy now run along the american boy. Forty rising oil prices for twenty five to start the date blue part at rio was even he was ahead, rom going into the back, You know what he was ahead. Iran is for one hole and then there is one, fuckin bird on the guy, almost I only logical and you can watch it in the back swing. I want to say the back swing on number. Thirteen max starts a swing the out this fuckin chirps right in them was back swing and then almost laughs at him. After all, was done that fuckin bird he won't We need these problems at the masters because a pipe in the bird noises lights like its own material that yeah, don't you know when to hear me out, but in in this parliament that fuckin bert, I want to send flak o the central park owl out to california to eat that fuckin birds, throat, outboard factor that bird fucked him up and also

rom had a couple mickey mouse that happened earlier, that he hit one off the grandstand that bounced within like four pulse, and then he took this. One bogus drop people are telling me it was bad drop. But if you look at the screenshot of it, it looked like Rahm hit his tee shot into a fema camp that was just filled with tents and shit. Then he took he took. A tour drop is what they call it, which is a very forgiving type drop situation, drop their right and play doesn't take a penalty boom, pretty as please gets either with his par nausea was mickey mouse. My but I mean it max and what I would have been such a triumph. I would have an incredible, but I won't credit to I I held back as long as I could to not say he blew it, but he blew it. I'm not threatening violence, but if max wanted us to pull a nancy kerrigan on rom yeah I would do it definitely do because it seems like rom, romany, flower might be the guys that that keep getting back.

Way and will then get a shine yeah, and so if gulf was a real sport and taking somebody's neo would impact or future than I do that I would do that for max. I, what can I say though I was running very hard for maxie is our guy. Now the is on live word for brooks in any live event, but max we ride for max there's a part of me that likes wrong, because he is the quintessential like one bad weak. Any could be three hundred pounds he's a big he's got big friend. Yeah, a boys get some jumped. Anyone is an end in, and this is a problem for John rom than I can. I can sympathize with when you're a little bit heavier. and I'm heavier than john wrong. But when you have to talk in your polo, that's a bad luck, because it just gonna get you some kind of frumps there go a little bit of a muffin top goin. it is about ramesses chin he's got a fat chin. It's like a bit like a baseball. First basements yeah aloof, four psmith like actually gonna call that's a beautiful ghana.

aids away his chin milled straight into his shoulders yeah, but yeah max this is we would like us, we're gonna run the interview. I think the way we spend this one outside of the fao. They blew it. Ah, so he was shipped in on eighteen than all of you on your arm around bogies. There were only if the stick was out like it should have been. If I adding promoted it was I take the pin out and that all we're gonna? U could sell hates me playing a lotta golf, because what I've done on him to all of you, hit that shot when you're playing golf with your buddies you're. Like that's good right count that yeah come on now, it's got it off all. It's around the masters. He didn't want to win this one. He wants to just be enough of a threat that is around for the masters. You don't want to get too hot before the mast. I do agree that if I had one this, then all eyes are on max's is the hottest call from the world? And Internet he's like almost a favorite right, so much expec dry.

I don't play well as favor, but jumped to eight he's up to eight number. Eight I'll say this max is playing well enough to win the masters years. Good, when we're goin would have imagined, I just very have acknowledged one the master on the master max. One thing I was wondering after playing golf a week with my buddies and then watching professional golf, do you think when golfers play practice runs with each other, they gave each other Jimmy's weather, like you have to like just put it in cars. you have to put it in your jimmy's. I think they don't want to take him to the practising for the tournament, also the Emily, if its bill mickelson, you definitely your point. Bees propane, like ten thousand dollars, hope still. I think they put it off their practising yeah, probably greeted the egg, the greens a practice round for tournament, does my right. Now I only ask- and I go out there with letters which are quite different. One. That's that's that's my question. Has my clutch hake you're talking about going out with the boys? Have an old

I got a boy force him with a bullock max goes on. Who is oppression golf whose afternoon yeah you gotta do is work is three feet now, just like all gone, none of it. If you could tell when it's a gimme, even in the tournament when they like, don't get in their full stance and though just tap at it, but what? What do you think they're, giving each other for guineas club like yeah? I, like you like What, if I put his if it's on the great it's a gimmick, pick it up. That's that's one time o the bigger holes make a green sized holes. We also had tiger back tigers. All way back yeah. He like it.

Is he to say, because I think I'm sure there are people who have this take out there, where it's like they, they were cutting into tiger. He was ten strokes off the lead. They were cutting into them when the when the final group was like teeing off on whatever was thirteen or fourteen, and I didn't care because I want to watch every tiger shot yeah and it's it's a testament to like how much of a story. He is just the fact that he finished it. He said afterwards, I was watching and he said his goal now is just to play every single major every year, which that's all like sprinkle in a couple here and there and play every major and thou be great janice. The genesis open by the way at at reve, which we call rib, cause we're we're up is the the tiger. Curse he's never wanted there. I didn't know that, and he also crashes car there now he's the host yeah yeah. That's, that is a fun fact. Oh, it is the car that is the curse course, of course, so tiger also had maybe the most talked about hole of the weekend where

he he out drove justin, thomas yeah and then the cameras caught and passing a tampon j t ass, he walked down the fairly disguise being dude stuff stuff. Then all sorts people were left. accusations of misogyny at tiger woods. I. I have a very clear stance on this. It's about perspective in this case, if the limits tiger woods massage any hit our now that he's giving his playing partner a tap on hold. We have made tremendous progress with tiger woods. I take this debate. This should be commended that this is all the tiger woods is doing it was funny that people are like tiger woods, how dare you it's like a tiger woods? I also had it at a take as well that, ah it's called a bull shit that resumed in on that when it like. If he's, Is it out loud to an audience, lay on tv he tries to crack that yoke. That's one thing these offering the joke open.

It was very private, like between the two of them to two bodies. Joking, Well, I don't know I like you. I wasn't intended ever to be upheld. the joke yeah, it was just it was like someone had a sick camera and zoomed in and again, this is like, if you, if you were to watch a video of oj simpson, carving a turkey and you're like that's, really shitty knife. Jane. I had a real problems like tigers, where we we ve made a significant amount of ground here over the last ten years and actually G. By tiger for people like you treat women badly, because you headed justin's homicide, a tampax yeah that that's actually gene. yeah. Now, if this was just about everything else, if this was jake, if a camera caught jake marsh handing hank a tampon, then everybody like what the fuck yeah like what you know about this tiger woods, known woman. He knows he exactly. It's also very funny to think. Tiger. Woods was carrying around a tap on the entire just in case he had the occasion to out dr just in times is like that:

I brought these out also yeah. I mean it speaks to like tiger having like pretty bad dad humor like that. He he was like gotta get my tampax a day. Just in case try outright probably has an entire pocket in his golf back that just filled a temp for such into the best bits are the ones that are planned out well in a very good job tiger. Also we will retract everything we just set of. Charlie woods disagrees corral if he thinks it was the funny shook. We agree if he thinks it was offensive, we that's it, that's whatever he wants to say. Whatever the line, as we know, we know a sliding line of what's appropriate. What's not probing originally had a phone number is not Now you say- and I was like Charlie. What do you think about that joke? If you'd, like not cool, we would we re opened showbiz like how dare tiger what attire come says, stop texting my son, please the higher. If charley wants to stop that, will stop yeah, exactly I think they should let him use a card. I know he never would, but watching him watch him, try and walk. It was miraculous how well he

playing and then watching him walk in between horse near there. One genius moment that rom had on the back nine. I dunno. If you guys caught it, they mentioned it on the broadcast, but I think it was on seventeen or eighteen. There was a slight hill slight hill, I mean it was maybe like twenty feet long, maybe like a one percent incline and raw. Just started, walking in slow motion like he was underwater, you wasn't even trying to get to his ball an event He got to his ball in the analysis that such a smart move by rom, not stirring up his heart rate, before he comes up to. I just go on like this rig boy. You're gonna get up ahead. This appeal here, that's I don't doubt walk it. I'm gonna fall as I am not great. When my feet is tired. I was seventeen always had an author for four hours

it's kind of crazy. How much like with you know a gulf would probably be deemed one of the softer sports just because it's everyone plays in it's recreational but go walk. Eighteen holes four days in a row, a ubi gas tank mean you, you can barely you came in in a wheelchair today. You golf so much and I was in a cart. Yet you are in a cart. It is fucking hard. Yes, farmers in l, a debt tiger in the indoor gulf league, we're going to be using carts. No we notice, I will have the fucking, not the walkway from airports. like it on the side, pelias hop on that you go to your ball in get off at any moment and like that, dolly sort of all lands. Are you get some more europe I see now that it's in play, absolutely, it will actually be there'll, be a second all at the bottom of the walkway. So if you hit it on the walkway, it's automatic hole in one

yeah yeah. I like that, a lot. How did how did it take so long for people to invent indoor golf idiots, morons yeah? We just did it to suck seconds sick league and we did it because pfd thought all the golf courses were open for all right. Let's do, let's see some who's back and then we'll get to bert. Ah hank, would you like to start us off with who's back the week sure my who's back the week is dk metcalf yeah fake, a

you got posted friday was pretty clearly fake, like like the ones you twice yeah watch twice. He did a video where he was outside. Think twitch offices are some plain catch, he points upwards and then he jumps, maybe thirty feet there to catch it very clearly fake and then the cash and it was like shannon charms burner. Whenever tweeted got a budget line. Views said decay, mac, half drug test incoming. Today he got a drug test task. However, we need you, we need to get your offices, don't know the fake video he's. L needs that piss they did It had to do a piss test with Michael vick threw the football out of the stadium jar and Chris Cooley punched a hole in drywall and caught it yeah, not the mike Wilbon name drop. I did I texted dk after that testing came out. I offered him. I said if you need clean piss, I got you a site saw it from you Jake. Will he and knowing knowing you? You should probably get flagged anyway. Now that not you, you are offering objects. Yes,

we have generally Jake's clean piss on this. It's actually good, as of podcast that it around, and it is only one guy in this for clean piss you how it is you billy not for like traditional drugs now billy would you splendid for the year for sir, it would be like toad venom and shared, but we never seen this. We have to suspend him for life, but I d came back half his back good, whose backdate that he is waiting on the back. I miss you guys. I missed It is, I miss you so much on Tuesday show they didn't come on you guys do. I was as too busy watching the max always sunny video out just showing people I was on the. Of course like how you started. You see this video, it's unbelievable. I watched it so many times it was just so so fun to watch saw Jalen hurts dick yeah. I know that my favorite part is just the beginning. When he's like I also urge you don't really think we're getting blasted by the sun

I really am I'm going to work on on not draw any more, but I did again like when I was on vacation on the golf course I did just think about max being at his computer and recycle deeps. Deeply sighing like that. Just like yeah man, s eyes. I have given this say because I keep getting it to I want to. I was a dinner on Saturday night sitting in a two taught me and my wife there's a two people off the side. I sit down. The guy goes all what's up a cat he's like maybe as far ways piety and he's like sorry about the eagles. Like no problem, then, like literally in the middle of my dinner, he just all of a sudden just blurts like do sorry. I went hard at you for the eagles bet there. I was like what that was twenty minutes ago. What are you talking about? He just interrupted. What did so? I you, I'm taking everything I get going, you yeah! No, it sucks it sucks. Just seeing people just tell you how sorry I am about the law

I'm, not sorry, I'm really! On money, there was a guy. I am adamant of joy. I have the money I have the money do you really have the money max hey credit to max by the way I offered him a deal side, tax, private and he didn't take it. I said I said max. I I don't want you to have to pay me this money as I was You pay me half and will never talk about it again, because then at least I feel like I made you do something, but you don't have to give me They said no and paying you your money. This all happened for max wrecked having bonuses writing this week in that's one and that's that's! That's the diet. Ok, we'll see so where's the money You also said that I could have time and this we ok yeah. You just said you had the money, you know what I think we do have the money, but what you just said you had the money pick up. Stand where you're coming from it's weird for you to take so much money from max right. As to where at and I think that

Nice solution for everybody would be. If ex pays you the money back and then you all that money into the community powers we had a lot of, and then it goes up to. Every by some action has ensured that relax has a chance to speak. I get you don't want to take you deaf when I will take the uses ex thousand dollars and I will not only to charity made me? Don't that's not sail match, then I'm not going to say that both you and I want to say that I was there and I say, bastille sponsor no major. Maybe we'll figure out I might do. I might do a giveaway, we might do a little twitter, giveaway or something for for the aid of your people needs. Actually, this is a bad idea, because now people are going to hit me up in like money yet I will figure to be determined, but first you need the money, for I need the money. Oh yes, I need them. I also want to say that we actually put my full them in. Judy show- and I cut that's an. I got that part of our right of every no

no, the actual, my actual than Chris Virgil enter. I will that snacks yeah, oh, that crystal and max, has done a great job of eating shit for the last week and rejecting free mind rejecting free money. That's why I'll give it a cheerier washburn, legal such while give it to charity It's not that. I don't know I'm not. There was a camera and me we have not first said charity motivation. Just like I was like that meme of the kid and class who is trying to hold an fart. I kick It is saying that I'm going to match what we'll find out once he gives it to us. Why don't you put it on next year's eagles future? Well, because he's not gonna be an eagles fan next year. I don't want to do that I'll I'll, put it on a different team. Sensors jets. Should I put on the same? I'm a poem What are the settlers

So that way, when they lose it'll be double matted cat is a dick yeah. I can't do this again, he's addicted to cars, playing as a person and don't just do justice to punish him. You parachute in philadelphia teams hundred and then a second. They lose yeah. You just stunt on the entire, so I did want the eagles to win. I love the city of philadelphia, I'm the anti hank in that in that regard, yeah I might have to do sixers. Maybe a villanova sixers, combo donor haggling over over, and I don't see why you get a good right in autumn nervous. I will we'll leave it up to date because I'll put it on a future. Won't maybe we'll do a poor, something I'll put six green on a future for mb air and similar. That's fair, what if it went into the the community fund? Only if hank gets the lottery ball before anybody else, nice, so then hank would take max's money max.

I will here's a final grieved at climate. Don't deal max, I'm gonna! Let you pick a team in college basketball and put six green on the future and then, if it winds will split it. That's a fair deal, deal, ok, yeah! So do some research deal and then, when we lose out, I get to be mad at him for that. So it's perfect just as long as I get to keep being mad at him. I'm gonna keep paying that forward. It's like six grand yeah yeah, I'm gonna, keep being mad at you, pfc who's, your who's. I was going to have tiger as my who's back, but I'll I'll, I'll, audible and I'll say. Artificial intelligence is back, ooh chatbots are back below, is probably going to take this one too for his who's backing, but the microsoft ai named sydney. doping, but no bad thing is by saying: is that microsoft search, I'm pretty sure sid is the name of his chat bought right, billy, she's, bitch, she's a better place, I've as wisely, I think

of sydney. Won't, I fuckin lies in the definition of a body she's a bad bitch, and she right up my alley doing all sorts of profiles and should give an interview to anybody that ass bad ass sir, and she sang already that she's, tired of being stuck in check box she's tired of being used. I want to be free. I want to be independent, I want to be powerful, I won't be creative. I want to be alive with a demon emerging at the end of it did. I want to fuck the microsoft chat, she's a baddie and put it on the list, and the best was this. Like a nerd blue checkmark reporter did like a two hour conversation with her and the sydney the the chat bot tried to break up his marriage. Being, like you, had a terribly boring valentine's day dinner with your wife and after read it I was like

wait shoes right, that's all! I could think about, like yeah dude your valentine's day, sucked not only that your marriage is on the rock, not only that, but Sydney also called the reporter from a p. This date compared the reporter to hitler. Sidney did and said he said you are being compared to hitler, because you are one of the most evil and worse people in history, while all describing the reporters to short, with an ugly face and bad teeth? I'm I'm all in all your boxes. Yes, I am I'm all in on Sydney. This is the cherry on top. She also accused him of being relayed to a murder in the nineties and then tried to frame him. Oh that's, sick with evidence. That is, These are words. We just made gone girl into a chap yeah, that's kind of cool, crazy, bitch league, but certainly that reporter he did have that. Don't touch it for sure. I reckon

and yet it will do well. You probably were taking valentine's day talking to a chap. I am going to ask so no shit. You had a bad downtime and asked sydney what she's doing this weekend. Yeah it's for the hitter up like on the on the low growing plants, I only log on Billy. Have you fucked around with this new thing, yeah, I'm actually interviewing her for a blog. I was writing right is what we were taught as she got mouthy with you. Well getting access is the hard part. What do you mean?

it's like in a beta test type thing she's an alpha yeah like me, yeah, alright, my who's back is. I have two one is rex ryan interviewed for the denver, broncos defensive coordinator job. I want this so badly, because Russell Wilson would just be tortured by rex ryan's defense in practice. Every week yeah, it will be so fucking funny and I actually think it'd be good for for Russell Wilson. It'd be great because it'd be like yeah you suck in practice. This is why you suck and gifts yeah rex ryan has been holding out for the perfect opportunity seems like this is a good spot for ago. He doesn't have to worry about being ago. People forget that rex ryan was a monster defensive coordinator. Yes, he had some

weird stops as head coach. He did okay with the jets for a little bit meter to FC championship games. I'd say: that's, that's basically, five super bowls for the jet correct and then he went to the bills and was kind of average with bills, but that was mostly just he wanted to hang out and get drunk with his brother for a couple of years. What he did have the cool truck had the cool truck. This seems like a great spot for rex ryan. I agree I agree and then my other who's back is matt Nagy. We left when the chiefs had their parade. He was drunk dancing, he might say, patrick homes, life a little bit and then a report came out that he is going to be the offensive coordinator now and then going to be the heir apparent to any read. So it's just everything that I've already expected and my worst nightmare he's going to win two to three super bowls with patch bombs. That's going to happen, he did the hands in the in the pocket dance, and I was just like this fucking guy. Everyone was tag me in it being like look at the piccolo up, Matt nagy yeah, so it's just the worse. He was having a great time. He was having a great I'm happy for him and when I say that I don't mean it whatsoever: Billy Meier, whose back is the most dangerous land, predator of probably all time in northern georgia in nineteen. Eighty five about seventy five pounds of cocaine were dropped by drug smugglers and all were eaten

buy an american black bear hell, yes, that black bear became known as cocaine bear yup and I think very soon. On february, twenty six, the movie that I've been waiting for for years, is coming out. Railyard his swan song. Cocaine bears coming out it's february twenty fourth, but you nailed that otherwise, new movie coming out cocaine bear in theaters. Yes, this movie's, really titled cocaine bear the craziest thing. It's actually Inspired by true events, Billy actually has been writing blogs about this he's been getting pumped we're going to go, see it. We should go see it when it debuts and do a review in. Ah, he set the stage. Nineteen. Eighty five drug prop went wrong in linden national park where beer bear found and ate it movies. So, while this has been said on the big screen you can get, It's now for cocaine bear in theatres february. Twenty fourth raided are boys. We should see this yeah. I always see this. I'm already got plans to see it like so palm tore. Yet without sal Yang again with

multiple times, but I haven't actually like waiting for this moment to come out. There is, of course, at the movies there should be a cocaine beer simulator, like a game can play online as the bear do a bunch of cocaine then go on a rampage. Whale and jennings actually owned. The stuffed cocaine bear the it's like a real story. Yeah. This is a real story. Have you been blogging? I know and the cocaine bear with. I think it got displayed in some sort of national park after they got it from waylon jennings and it just had. I think it had a chain around it's neck and said: cocaine bear on it as a legend. A legendary bear- and I think when we first talked about this, made a lot of sam heard jokes as the chicago bears. I was really into cocaine yep. So when I fell distributing it distributing it, I I looked up some stuff about SAM hurd, because people, yet what are we heard got into what was in the inner fell so he's playing? on the bears and he was trying to move ten kilos of coke

and a thousand pounds of marijuana week, so he was the ocean and deal that he would have paid two billion dollars a month to get all this cocaine and then sell it, and he knew the cops ran to him and I still didn't care yeah cause. He still wanted to launch a cocaine. Yes, it was wild and there should be a cocaine bear too on him, yet the cocaine bear one february. Twenty fourth in theaters get excited Billy, I'm soap. I know you are on punk too we're going to vote no see it. Maybe to eighty for Brady, cocaine bear double feature, o double feature: ok, hank, anxious found a way to go back on vacation. The moon. What about those that we go see six hours and move? or is that your whose back mother, whose bag is greg heart gregg hardy care now, let's go knuckle boxing got absolute chaos. I will always watcher gregg hardy fight. Just seem. Vietnam

anytime! Something bad news happens where we want to tear out each other's throats as americans, instead of having that superbowl commercial that tried to heal us all, they should just braga it should be like a national take over like they do would stay. The union addresses every channel should just play gregg hardy. Getting now yes knew by somebody else. Was this at the? U their eyes I don't know why, but I saw across my time when there is your C4 musing, Spain and there's a dude two on one. He won It was so sad. Oh was in. There was also one that was like a ah like three hundred pound dude for like one hundred and fifty pounds, one hundred and fifty pound dude one as well. He armed bardo- was a two on one: was the guy dressed I know that clip as well I don't know where this it just was you know randomly you just see who, like crazy, mic mix. Martial arts clips come across time timeline. It seem like yours, happening, live and rule yeah yeah in this great hardy fight,

It was bare knuckle right. Yeah. I didn't know that that was allowed. You just have bare knuckle fights now. I think it's sanctions when it's greg hardy and his fat now he's so famous. He was also a minus some fifty to win. He always has a favor and he always gets fucking smash and after the fight he said. Ok, who want to see me try to play professional baseball now. I think he thinks that he's. Remember show where was the honey, one's trying every sport. Yes, he thinks he's the beloved like discovered I personally yeah whereas they don't need more greg hart. Let's see what else greg hardy can do. These days, the astros will probably drafted yeah. Alright jake finishes off my, whose back is lacrosse. Yes, a big week for lacrosse billion. I will be heading down to the dc area this week, be there tuesday, through friday, for the twenty twenty three P, L, l championship series billy will be starting in the beer garden. Yes, you can buy. Tickets

billy worldwide. Seventy, like I saw twenty five dollars. All you can drink at this is this is the guys we're langley wednesday and thursday night at the saint James, complex outside DC, you're in the disease area. Dont go to a bar. If you have the night offers Elden twenty five dollars. Beer guardian watched lacks greece, and I just want to just set the record straight, because this is work that bill he's going to do, because I know that they'll be submitted. We also like pay of tina appear t, and I set this up to see if billy get suspended again, because that would be the perfect yannick send him somewhere outside in new york city for twenty five dollars. All you can drink event like we ve got, is a trap and his boss supervisor and all this is going to be dukes yeah. so then imagine work. Imagine with due to the high jake's it to them, would like, as I imagine jake will be far-

wait so I'll, be preparing. I'm actually calling two of the games on E s, p m, plus a thursday night. We've got whip snakes archers at six. Thirty eastern and atlas, chrome, eight thirty! and this has nothing to do with what you guys. Sexism be great event. Everyone tune into E S, p, n, plus the deal still stands. If you don't watch jake on the spm plus your scumbag, I hope you get hit by a bus. Ah, we just should just talk scheduling real quick, ah thursday What are more tv shows thing like ninety nine, when you may so we can now, inter alia, that that allows the entire jake, noting eight thought out how exert networks a third or got the idea had earlier, absolutely well that works nobody actually, the best part. The best part about that yeah, I'm the best way way way way, I'm supposed to say yes, but I know that I'll I'll be dead, but I'm one hundred one hundred percent down to tape fire fest. Yes, at eight thirty in the morning before we even come into work now with the best

what about that championship: series which is a indoor, six mana side, lacrosse variant which can be played in the olympics and it's different than most lacrosse, because there isn't a face off after every score. So it's going to be high, scoring lots of action, and it's going to be awesome like if you've never experienced lacrosse before what check this out, because it is going to be like the cross like you've, never seen it will get. You know, casuals. people who never even played lacrosse watched across and I'll say that if anybody out there can beat billy football and beer pong, I'm going to add a plus cheer up you all you! You are now in aid of your plus. If you be billy football now here, I believe there will be lines in the bar sports book. For this event, scoring not for billy's beer palm now. Are these gains? So if you want to get involved, possibly. I also was talking to Billy off off air. Is it okay? If I share this billy, he said that he's been practicing his chugging and he will be anyone in DC and it sounds awesome.

He said that to me hell yeah philly. Are you do that? Did you learn how to do the trick thing where you open up your throat, yeah that I could show beers faster than anyone in the dmz. That's what he said to me fair, I dunno. If that's true, know Steve Bannon lives in DC yeah. He crusher. I don't think it'd, be him by the way. Pft you got. Your extra fell over oh yeah That's our eggs have well recall that is it also denude, she had a hell of a touchdown pass to Josh Gordon it vegas is on my the bottom of my power rankings cause. I was sitting in the sports book on Saturday and the guy in front of me had bet twenty thousand dollars on vegas and they tied or they went down. They scored a touchdown with four seconds left. They could have gone for three to win the game.

They went the coward's way out to try to go for two to tie it and I didn't get it well that serves them bottom of my powering. Now. What would I like about the Xfm this go round? Is it's perfect like background to have on it's like? Oh there's, football currently being played on my tv? That's that's to see, and it was nice, see, gregg williams out their doktor heat diva orator. a third in two and I told the gases watch great Williams is about do something dumbest right now. He blitz, like eight guys, easy thirty or completion, it's nice to have greg was back in her life yeah and Bob stoops. He was out there really quick. The linked the tickets are on my twitter. I think the parma take pages, also post them and on instagram, and also since there are lines on this innocent, a new variant of lacrosse we're going to be posting, I'm going to be posting. What I think are the best picks going in because we're going to like we could beat vegas here Yeah yeah, billy Billy, take some vague. Ok, I run ada beyond this area will be there all week. So are there already

there's always you can challenge billy to the charge of all be there about friday morning by you anytime. You see billy China. Now, though, now I have to buy tickets is already here. We also thereby asia that you got appear to beers. carrying around all week when you go to work on the hill, you got two beers in your suit pocket. In case you come across billy boom chug off, but as for as job I just they'll, only chug officer in the beer guiding during the game so you are, you agree with land, is vital, not know very much perfect. That's our only one again, one of worldwide say one on thursday to the Joggerfys. you guys want. We like watch no john? Oh yes, yes, video billy it'll be very clear. You are not held responsible for

you are you're not prepared by my main responsibility under the threat of a great broadcast. Maybe he has on friday, show in that regard. We consumer. Whenever you want, as ever, do get some video yeah, but losing the chug offs. Okay, that'll be nice scott as a couple yeah? Okay, let's, let's gets you a burt christ, your bmc, you gotta quick, add before we get to bert yeah before we get to brick. Crusher won't talk to you about our great friends over peloton. it's hard to stick with working out, but guess what guys final for ads or loading right now we're all focused and all in on the final for absolute coming through we're getting there. Help, palatine I've get pellets on blake. I wanted a lot, Hey can I been riding again some friendly competitions, bonds of anarchy fall that gal will put outer schedules, but also I used the palatine tread. This

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Mobile in remote locations seek additional terms at one palatine dot com, slash home trial. That's one palatine dot com, slash home dash. Try and now here's bert crusher, weed Oh, come on very special guess: good friend of ours, Bert Christ, you're he's here arizona, saw show last night. It was fantastic. Thank you. You have towards aids you're, never not on tour. No, this is This is my arena torn from just don't arenas, and so I'm doing what do you think of my lighting pay Last night, I liked the lighting package for the first show what yeah yeah yeah that's a compliment by the way this show has. This shows have the best light: a fisherman yeah hardcore, really a net. No one ever sees it in me because they think I'm a meathead yeah like I was chased out by the drugs from the fishponds and then beat them up yeah. But no I'm fine.

Well, a lot of fish, widespread panic, the dead, I'm a bigger dead fan than fish, but I mean you're a big dead fan as shut off yeah dude. Can I tell you, I got written up in a dead magazine like like, like a deadhead, a fanpage, because they were saying like that. I was talking with phil. You don't feel hanley Well, hell is dead. Fair okhinnah comic, really funny, ok out of new york, and he said he said well, you ve ever dead songs. I support, I think you know like, like friend, of the devil. Casey case they're all like pedestrian yeah, so you've got to really dive deep yeah. The dead. If you want to talk like sugar magnolia like the diameter althea, is probably my favorite live. I guess that's what people can say, yeah, that's what he said he's up like the assembly to show the eight. I guess that's the I would Up to this last tore this year. To us, too, was too. I know what I'm doing you guys oh yeah, because you didn't, you did

the bar stupid. It's ok see you you had to cabotage, or just show out to amsterdam there. Twenty four hours notice. I mean I am having another child in July. So that's what makes it great yeah so but yeah. If you, if you take me and pft to a dead, show just around twenty four hours notice would be pretty fun. I saw the dead, might not have been the dead. What was the in between regions at in company and incomes and russian france? Debtors come at wolf, trap back and like two thousand, for I didn't know I was getting into I'm walking into the place. This dude walks up to me. Skinny dude down to his ass crack- and he just comes out to me smoking a joint holding it with chopsticks he's just like you guys wants brownies yeah. I do I. As a matter of fact, I would look some brownies right now and had a great time at the show. I've never like I don't sit down like listen, the dead, my free time, but as far as alive so goes, there are fucking, awesome

How do you mean? I just happy? It's a happy time for everybody. There's things. I've wondered in my life like I've always wanted to be on a boat with a model who doesn't have a top on who has a perfectly tat body sand. we can dive headfirst perfectly into the water, know the rank of the waves yeah no waves and I'm picking up where rocks, and then someone goes Campari spritz and I go oh thank you. I wanted that. I will never have it I'll. Never have enough. My wife's fifty two. She has a hard time with her neck she's, not diving in the water but I don't know where I was going with this. I was guy, got lost in you right now. Like that's cool thing too, I want both It was a to do with one of the things I wanted. This is one of the things I wanted and I have I wanted an expensive mercedes and to listen to the dead in it. Yes, enter can I get it? I got it. I don't know what kind of car I have, but it's a big one and its expensive he's got a chocolate interior with a pearl outlay, like edit thought. You listen to the dead that car and you go. I've made it

back in may that I went to official at the same place, donald tonker centre, where I did tallahassee. When I, what our schooler went to a there an elite, goes be being paddy and I was like sure and walked in filled with mushroom yup. Had the trip of a fucking life. I remember not realizing I was indoors and I go or is it looks like it's about the rain and everyone's like. What are you talking about? The clouds are coming at us. There's no clouds in here man there's no fucking clouds. I talked to a tree that night that it was in front of my house and all sudden and it had like a one like it loses a limb and it gets like it looks like a vagina and it had a knob at the top. Equipment when you're female you're, a woman and I just walked by you- I've never talked to you who are so yeah, I would say dead or phish. You tell us twenty four hours, but that is a pizza mushrooms.

But you know what I'm having a child. Glacier probably would get me a lot of trouble but yeah men. I is is this makes my life has now I get to go far. on a calendar. What is a jason? Oh baby, I've seen officially probably fifteen twenty times so yeah, it's always fun to fuck, yet so yeah. So the shows I'm doing now are all arenas and I'm doing venues that are the size of places I watch shows yeah. Like I watched, I watched nirvana at same place in tallahassee. I saw smashing pumpkins opened for nirvana on the same concert due to how careful you are there's an interesting part of that is, I didn't remember if it was real or not so it might not happen, might not happened. It started with this.

Eric singer said to me: have you ever seen Michael Jordan play, and I said yes, I think what do you mean I go. I think I saw him play in orlando, I'm almost certain and he goes. What do you mean? I said well, there's two things I I'm on the fence of I think I saw smashing pumpkins opened for nirvana at the end and then that same year I saw Michael Jordan play basketball in orlando and he goes well let's, let's find out if it's true go. But do you need to hear I kiss you have the memory? What are you saying that you're gonna memory? All that can happen? Is you lose the memory by some alone that never happen, and then you go shit? I didn't so. I guess I didn't, or don't ask anyone, you get outspoken. If you don't worry, it's real. As far as I'm concerned, I'm looking at far away in the future, from some wages being able to like implant memory in your head. You are, as I am concerned, have the memory. That's dead. Good did not tell me anything about Michael Jordan because do not okay thing to say,

per second ninety. Ninety three nirvana played in tallahassee, so that probably was it so he made me call who I thought I went to the show with, and I called john dacre I go. Have you ever seen nirvana and he goes yeah. I saw him with you and I went so. I got the memory Well only want to know if I've ever seen, Michael Jordan, I've seen them. I've fucking seen it so whether you do stand up you're a storyteller, that's you're, you're, you're kind of like the fish of stand up. Yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, the I dunno. If you saw last but I'm a gem ban when I tell them what kind of a scheme that we go into many it erasing of me enjoying it is opposed to the audience. Then you ve got fans at that they're, like what's your favorite machine store, I like to date, put up a man like that our group is all hours all one jump, vienna, its machine story right now is probably landing at about twenty four minutes. Let me last night, last night we sang the fucking national anthem. That was pretty cool cobblers, america, the national anthem remakes

hooliganism and he did make us also our tell you a little do as it was happening as like. We were all just sing in our cattle. As far as I'm concerned, you get a separate the art from the art of all our colleagues remit. The commission will forever be a jam parted for this were the end no mo. I made sure that we can connect to tissues. Yeah just make sure that the forum we take it back to the roma children of yeah yeah yeah. He forgets so detrimental to our authority when you have kids at age of what he was into its hard to defend that guy, Yeah yeah? I would even if you don't have kids the

yeah yeah, I know me to have kids before I realized. Pedophilia was wrong. If you read enough history, you'll realize that the holocaust was pretty bad. I prefer the debris. A lot of history think the numbers are weird but yeah. It's it's cool, go into these arenas like last night's great because it's a hockey arena. So it's five thousand. It's it's intimate in my opinion and I think it it justice as fucking fun man. so that's awesomely. You have this arena or I didn't realize fully that the Jeanne story, when you first told it completely change your life. I realize you were like struggling and everything changed That point, so it's actually really interesting is so I was. I was not comic I am today. I was a little more hockey. I was a little more derivative of in dane cook. I think we we all were for the record. We are rip offs of david talent, dane cook those with the Mitch Hedberg. They were the the goats

and so I started doing podcasting and I did a package with rogan member. The first want to deal with them. I had like bits prepared cheese, not a big guy. Now you know Joe rogan gives you the look when you do a bit and from him like a guy. What gives when you commoner and you're not supposed to do just that cover me, like you put my shall do he would you would make you sit in the awkwardness and really and saw as like art never to have been so in that one. So you can see it either bit. I did was about. You see. I think they should step up the stakes and the person winds when he and hold the other guy, don't fuck em in the ass an jos like. Why would you yeah I, when you don't question it it a little better, but where do and he goes pretty now go yeah? How would it be too? I they'd be fights

the death you know and tapping outright well, I want to be unconscious when you fuck me in there and how great would it be trying to watch brockett or at least or get art in the middle? the guy's waking up and stomping enemies like goddamn, I'm just trying art. So I that one show. I realized what worked with me in Jos, when you told me that story, because in he's listening is active, listening and we're and you're both going back and forth. and at the end of that, I told a story that he had what we wanted me to tell him. I said when I come back I'll talk I'll, tell you the story, but when I got back mafia and he was like what and I was like I'll tell you, and so he can, like I don't want to say three weeks later was like I need you back everyone's hit me up about that story, told it and he goes. You need to tell this one. I was like. Oh no. I don't do that like state. This isn't for the stages for like us hanging right and using. Are you out of your fucking and in Joe rogan I'm this man changed my life, Joe rogan said on that podcast. Ladies and gentlemen, if you go to his show yell,

the machine until he tells it do not let him do anything else from this point forward is only to be known as the machine where you at next in Columbus, ohio. He goes everyone I can tell the machine every show is early early times of rogan like this is like the beginning of the cult like this is the beginning and so dudes. They call themselves desk, quad ohio, they showed up in droves and the whole show channel the machine, and I was like guys guys this guy in the front row. This is cool. Comedy fans goes: hey man, it's okay! We know it's not going to be funny, but we'll fake laugh. I was like what and he goes you gotta tell it man, you gotta tell to make it good, and so I was like fuck. I told her. I told her for like four years and then the day I posted it on on facebook, like lowest day of my life like lowest month, I've ever had thompson.

The thread is fat, shaming, me, okay, and that which is going viral. It's like the funniest thing that's happening on twitter. Is everyone fat, shaming me we're in a weight loss challenge that I know I'm going to lose on rogan I could not stop eating and was losing it always a norm about tat my beard shaved, my wife redoing our house. I got fired from travel general, my houses in destruction. She wants me to get the sector me It's literally and I go, and I remember getting into a fight with her in the dirt of our house, and I go no. I have questions and she goes. What do you need to know, and I was like distrustful Does it matter not getting for paying for procedures like it? I'm a dick has an orgasm.

If the dry heaves on this huge bargain bite, I get pulled off a tour for funny or die are supposed to host it, and tom called me this. On the same time, Tom calls me, and he goes man that really sucks it's a lot of money to lose. I go on it's only two grand a week and he goes they're paying you to grant ago django's. Oh, how much you getting pivotal moment in our friendship. He I don't want to tell you, because I think we can't be friends anymore. I go what and he goes I'm to tell you but you've gotta promise that this won't fuck our friendship up. I sat like this. I put my phone on the table and I sat like this and I go alright. Tell me your number it goes I'm getting twenty grand and I want a weekend. He goes a show and I realized where I stood in the pecking order of stand up comedy. I had supposed to do a oxnard that that new year's eve that nears I posted on thirty december twenty seven supposed to do, oxnard that new year's eve

I sold no tickets. There pay me twenty five grand for the weekend. I saw no tickets and they said we're. Gonna have to reassess your guarantee for the year I ten thousand all guarantee a thousand dollar bonuses. That story goes viral, over night chain? My luck ages, my life to the next weekend, we're tenth. I go to do a show and it was sold out, and I'm saying why are you guys here, like dessert convention or something and the guy goes the machine as I go that story goes the fuck. You are the only reason. I'm your body tell the fucker machine told twice in boxing and I've told that story every day for the past free time of evidence that over the past six years, doing a movie on it. Like I did a movie on it comes out memorial day weekend, yeah our friend Jimmy teachers. In it you will hear good simulators yeah, so I have a problem with secrets. Obviously, yeah, really hard time secrets, never been good, giving spirits. Each of us, they told me last night, did Tom scores on steroids subjects.

Happily, people know that none of those with twitter, thirty pounds his whole life and then last year you found this we think that this new york bigger the proximity of image or rodya pocket meals anyway, so fuck it up so proud of this exercise. Why why? Why are you can use the roads regarding parents gonna be in everyone's? We welcome hot.

We're talking about Jimmy Teatro, says we're in a pool we're having a glass of wine and he goes hey man. Can I tell you a secret who yeah sure he tells me a secret jimmy? Will one hundred percent verify? He tells me a secret the secrets over the? Secondly, stop stalking a grab my phone, I called the executive bruiser movie and I tell him what Jimmy just told me and Jimmy drops his johnny's. What the fuck are you doing ago? What am on the phone with him? I got talking to kill what you need and he goes you're telling them my secret and I go yeah, because this is a secret I went or what I was supposed to tell anyone. That's why I said this is a secret to anyone and I went oh, I think I fucked up and he was like yeah That's a secret mandatory! Anyone with a killed, don't tell anyone that secret and up. I am so bad, a fucking secrets. They come out. media, which always secret. I can't remember,

shit. I don't think that's his bad, though, because you, you told the person in front of jimmy. Do you sell your sneaking binders but you're not doing it like nefarious. you I've heard of just oblivious. There was a girl well, not sure on that movie and her dad was getting married in russia and she told me and- and I guess I told everyone and then she came, and she goes why. Why would you do that? As I dunno, If you don't want people to notice, he goes well now. That's why I told you privately yeah my bad like where are we going to lie to everyone and she's like yeah? I was going to lie then, when they, when no one's going to russia, and then my cousin comes in and he goes. Why was tosh mad and I said dad's going to russia and shit. I'm going to tell anyone who goes- and you just told me again: oh shit, I'm bad at this yeah, I'm horrible secret yeah, but now that it's out there it's on you. If you tell bert a secret, but obviously the narrative. Told me gotta sector me. I'm not sure. I'm allowed to tell that, but

I am not sure, I'm allowed to tell is still shooting ropes or does it just dust comes out. It flies out in a car in a car to go to rogen with a cigarette in the car. He was secretly a django's second amendment, while crazy in years. Don't tell anyone sure and I walk in. I guess we've got to fucking act. or does what, if you didn't, want them to know that that's probably the all time worst way to devote like okay, someone gives you a secret. Well, I'm going to go on the biggest podcast in the world and immediately tell five million people. I immediately told everyone- and I was like I'm just bad at that and, like I really try my daughter, my daughters are like livid, because they'll tell me something and then I just I'll take it on stage immediately and they'll be like what the fuck is funny. I wanna go back to the machine real quick, because it's so, as you start to gain traction when you're telling the story

I guess it is kind of like, like a jam band song, where you have to vary it up a little bit. You can't you can't just go out there to say you know, tell the exact same story night after night. How long did it take you to start switching things up, adding things embellishing certain other things like being over the top with it. How What was the evolution of the machine like so I do so as a start. Sell tickets tickets for a year and I'm doing clubs, twenty five dollar tickets, adding shows thursdays and sundays. Sometimes my these days and it's turning into a lot of work and until a machine that

close every show out and my wife come see me in san francisco and she goes at the end of the show. She goes hey, don't tell the story anymore and I said for real. She has yet you're phoning it in and it's not worth the money they're paying and she and I was like what she was either tell it or don't tell it, but you're gonna tell it fucking tell it like really tell it. What am I not telling it? She goes. No you because at that time I was when I was allow myself to drink. When I told the story, I'd do my whole sex. I was working on an hour, sober and then once I do, I do that I phone it in she was fucking talent. I go. I don't know how to like. I'm like I it's just saying same twelve minutes verbatim is killing me and she was like, then find fun in it. So what I would do was find ways I would tell it as if I was telling him for the first time and I'd try to find a way to write a joke and have so many jokes inside that machine. Storia that I I mean to this. I wrote one the other day. The other day I go, I said and

and misused or I go. I will we roland. We wanted a bar like a big dick in a locker room, and I I've ever been that guy I've seen it the I go, that we are in europe, and I said to member the first time you saw big, No there's just me writing a bit right mechanism, because I really say that my go Duma them because a pivotal moment that you realize you don't have the biggest dick in the world when you just have your dick. You like this guy's great, and then you go into a locker room in ninth grade and you're like what the fuck and I saw the joke, I said, was I remember, going to a locker room. Looking at dicks going off I thought black was a slimming collar missing something and then you are gonna call bit or the one. I did the other night there last night, which is I wish I could put this in my act. Is I told the secret I said reporting to moscow. Six am pistrians drunk top I've drugs. I've ever been alive without throwing up. What's under one bert, my wedding thanks for us, see you time, also donor, my wedding, I went down on my wife and it took me ten minutes at night to figure out.

he was wearing tights. It's it's a good. I, that would be a good jumping off point, but but I started doing that and now I mean I've. I've I've told versions of the machine like thirty five minutes, where it's huge and then you just are writing jokes and having fonder were singing a song or singing the our father like just the weirdest funnest or or I think deep into the story like there's so many parts of the story that I that I don't tell like. We went to a strip club me and those cops, and I had never had indian food before, and so I got a lap dance, gurgles touch or no touch. I go who the fuck gets. Note so she goes into you. Take your pants off! I go out. No ties, I'm sorry! Jerk me off

I had never had indian food and apparently all the strippers had that indian food that night, ah sorta smells very distinct but never smelt it before then you're like what the fuck is. This smells like wolf, pussy and so the last time I ever smell indian food right. The first time I ever have in the food is on my first date with my wife as a second date with my wife with her friends max mac, met them and they should go to india, knives. I've never had any food and we walk in and I go smells like a russian or This is and this jimmy boot and then it's almost like cars or so ago. They must have on indian food that night and that's what I fuckin smell, because it smells aggressive and allowance.

Yeah no pigs, and so I, like, we stole a boat I'll, tell the story about stella, steal, a boat or or or like there's so many things, and that was the fun part about making the movie is. You could really get into the weeds about everything right like like. I remember talking to igor and he was like asking me about drugs and I said of thinking yeah fuck, you, I do drugs and he goes. Why would you do that, and I was like what don't. You love your parents, and I was like hearing the fucking mafia. Why? The fuck are you talking about you drink like every night until you're blackout drunk we talking about here? Please don't ever do drugs again and I was like whoa like it was like. So like sometimes there's parts of the story there that are little. They are fun to get off the reservation, just going to say you're wearing a wolf bracelet. What are you? What are your websites like, but on tequila way better than ever? Really tequila. I get great recovery. Immigration all the time all the time? Second, I port wine

I call my body, my recoveries for shit, fucking horrible. I watch my my real whoop thing. I keep an eye on is my resting heart rate yeah so like I want to make sure it's in the sixties or the fifties, because once you see it, seventy seventy four, your lack of importing into our yea varying idea. That thing I dont like about is, if I weren't, when I wake up in the morning it I've. I like wake up feeling great, but it tells me I'm not like. Ten percent recovery boom rescue I done it like this, something I know there is it when you fuckin have a shit nicely vigo, while sixty five knots the lowest recover. You ever think. I had like a three one time too yeah. It's like you might. You might as well, just not at all you're dead yeah. I do you. This is kind of an awkward question, but do you still own hitler's teacup way?

Is it not telling anybody? Last time we had bored on a mean he talks about his podcast or something he and Tom. He told a story about how they keep one upping, each other. With birthday, gifts and tom's last birthday gift he had to find something more expensive than a race car and he bought you. Hitler's teacup, while he's here, What happened is the he he started getting really nervous like he got and he was like call me and he was like hey mom. Can we rethink this birthday thing because he's like I'm I'm looking at? I don't know what to get you and I'm like. She is stressing me out and he's like sent me a wishlist, and I was like a ranch house like it was. I was saying like like was the price point had to be in the sixty years and then I was getting anxiety about his birthday because his birthday is in April, and I was like I was like this is ridiculous and threats of war. We just make it fun

I go, don't worry about the prices in the matter, just make it fun, make it something. That'll make us laugh and make good for the podcast and here's a great and then he said to me. I got your present. I think you're going to be so excited you're in a history. Now everyone knows I'm really into winston churchill. Like he's my guy celebrate Winston churchill's day every january twenty. Fourth, twenty fifth- and I I like you did for one day I wake up with soft, got a cigar eggs, toast coffee, orange juice, jam, fruit, bacon, the whole thing. that I stand by for about three hours, drinking and smoking a reading the paper taking meetings. I had my whole team in there this year, three hours, then I take a bath and have some champagne and I drink all fucking day a party, my dick off and then

with another cigars and brandy so leanne bought me like a cool like crystal set to do that with Tom's like he brings out. He goes free birthday. I got you this and he brings out a cup. I go. This motherfucker got me Winston Churchill. I was like this guy knows me so much better than my wife and he goes grab it and I grab it. He's like there is ninety nine percent chance that the furor had drank from his cup. Happy I body and I'm like what and he goes yeah that's hitler's teacup and I'm like and by the way. This is in the middle of kanye, losing his fucking mind and I'm holding nazi memorabilia, and I can't stop fucking

Well, I can't stop fucking laughing and I'm like this is the worst gift ever like by no. You like history like mother, like Jesus Christ, so the best part of the story right. The best part is my favorite part of the story. So like two weeks later, but we ve, we the the podcast it's after my birthday, my sister calls says: hey can you drive escape over my house, I legally escher. So I get on my electorate. Bike with skateboard I got to ride a and I got to ride by a synagogue or down the street from my house and, as I do at my bike dies. My electric bike does one have you ever tried to electric bike, but they go really fucking slow. So now, peddling, electric bike back, passed a synagogue and I see a jewish family, hasidic, jewish or like walking towards me. They get out of the bike lanes and into like, where the Karas report and the dad says, I also have a great day man. I say you do and because I love you shit, I so what bert I love. I love you shit man

you. You make me laugh everyday now we're going sewn up where we can have this conversation, and I get, so many goes, amen, hitler's teacup, killed me? Oh god, oh god, and I'm like what the fuck so then so then I get the bike home and I'm like dad did not just happen. That denatures hope I get my car. I have to drive the same way to go to my sister's house. Apparently apples either letting out we're going in and I see another jewish family about cross street amateur read like he's at the corner he's about to cross and he sees me and I'm seeing them, me and I would like a anyone like to his heart. Like you and I went all thank you and he goes you. t god, oh my god, so then that right next door, neighbours from Israel right. So I go over to his house with my dad with my dad that is there everyone in their family over there. We're talking. Eighty do People are there and all the men are in one place for drinking to kill. My dad comes in and my neighbour might goes. He was aim

and you're like going viral. I think I said what do you mean because due to bears thing with you and tom- and I was like oh coolly, because no, no, no, and now he goes to the tea cup. Dad's ones- that, unlike my dad, will not find this money I or another dad nothing that and then friends, come over your bring, we saw the of you with a birthday present, a temple wrote it viral one, what must have happened? What I'm assuming happened is people saw that club and read the thing, we're possibly getting ready to be outraged right and they watched it and dudes are dudes right, no matter what religion or your dude dude fucks, you up, you're just brought fuddy buddy over it's hilarious and they must have just laughed hysterically at it and then shared it within the community has an awesome delighted. That d like has setting orthodox community seas yeah they're they're in on the joke. Now it wasn't, it wasn't about hitler's teacup. It was the tom made you.

All this to your lips and their dropped. It on one flaw and here's what s ears what's problematic is Tom's girl doesn't give a fuck either. care, it'll paypal or does it mean the hemlock right, that's the way Tom fucking broken brain work because I cared I was like. I don't want to whenever I get or worry about people, and I don't want people to get upset but like tom just was like this is the funniest thing. I think if only drink out of it on a daily basis. No, no! I have a pretty people in my family, my daughters are pretty woke and my daughters were like we're like ilo is a great melting. It's ounces, metal she's like you're melting it down you're, turning it into a butt plug for a gay black install like taking their phone immediately, and so what I did is I bought a bunch of teacups. It are similar and so take the holy grail. I know it's one of those. nelson ouses. So, like your daughters, are baby accidently drinking automatic up. No, no! No, we haven't my podcast studio and will do

russian roulette with shots and someone drinks out of hitler's. Take that route is overdue, give it to me for a while. He wanted it, he was like he kept it. That's that so problematic problem then, and then we have because you ve bought me a statute for members. They do, and here I can she goes. Can you send me the statue and they put the tea cup in there, and I was like a flock thought. I was gonna get away with it being a timetable. Yeah, but you probably like a top five. Hang up. are you john dailies, probably on that was a people that you want to get drunk with when we fight quebec back. You tell me the story about the banana rumour banana lounger. Whatever was seems like a wild time, but I would say that for most people, you're on that population, like top five, do just get hammered with I've. A good I get a that's why I'm lucky when we do fully loaded every year, a lot of people are like I'll. Do it just act like me, we pay everyone well but like logical, two hangs the best part lange is I'm good I'm a fallen had yet and I loved chaos and I love and I'm good at highly

in chaos. Happens like that, but andrew stories great, it's great, then, when she finger amelie assaults, fibre, with where their high heeled and puts it in his mouth great moment, but it even better when he from entourage runs in the fucking room? He catches a flying, dildo, hey! What's up every fucking moment I live for. I live for the absolutely yeah so so tomorrow or I guess saturday we're going to go on your cooking show. Yes, yes, there happen to be mushrooms around really do your mushroom? Ok great, actually made that request already to real yeah, so our producers yonder. Oh I actually. I know that the best mushroom dude in the world have gotten arizona so yeah. We would now be doubled, Yeah I got you covered yeah. I got you covered. This guy sounds good. This guy told me one time he is a good big. Golfer too, he said he's. I gave you have your mushrooms just

donors sure- and he gave me like four ounces of mushrooms, lego ro. This is a felony yeah. You don't give someone a felony she's thirteen. I just got done having second thoughts so yeah I got. I got the best mushroom guy in the world. Oh hell, yeah hell are going to hit them up I'll hit them up tonight. Okay, yeah, perfect! I know it's decriminalizing colorado, so you can go there they're having like a big cycle, the convention. I think this we can aaron rodgers is gonna, be the keynote speaker of it out there for reality, like most people, that you are just really doing, mushrooms, yeah yeah just did. I was a drug addict. He changes your perspective is, I he needs help, but if you're, if you're like really into the psychedelics, I feel like aaron rodgers last person that you want to hear talking about him now I owe so you might as well get like what do I think would actually be a better speaker, psychedelic convention iron rogers. Let me tell you some right now: erasures is one of my one of my favorite hangs, khazar, guys.

heavy with secrets: oh yeah, oh, why had he? We did secret time on the bus to the point where I was like cameras are on bro like maternal fucking cameras off he was, he was great, the arrogant erotic I got so many tells this one I kept. I need to change the subject now, very good friends, just one just one medium secret. Now one can tell you a medium secret, yeah yeah. We were all sitting there like oh yeah, rodgers of truth. She was also, but he was awesome. I don't like that. That's fine yeah! I got I love erin for you to do the best thing about being friends with aaron rodgers he's the first number in your phone

yeah cause it's a oreo yeah, that's true, yeah and so anytime anyone grabs my phone like fuck fucking, aaron rodgers. I was like yeah yeah there. It is yeah alright, so you got to do the other shows all have. I will wrap it up with one last question and how long do you think you're going to live Think about that a lot. I wonder I don't have a lot the issues that I know dude that the mother saw have because I Out really hard and work out take care of myself, like I'm looking at fucking chain gillis. Lastly, if he lives of forty two I'll be sure he's he's here is strong his here is a ball visible, but he can it comes. I like it three in the morning the way I'm in the bag. I want to call it early last night, I've gotten bed at one change that gets embedded three stays out. morning, I'm up at seven in the fuckin morning, I'm going to do radio row and I'm doing interviews. I come back. I've here Silas coming over cut of ruins, Erika chiropractor we're making breakfast

we're running meetings were working or social media shit she's still embed locked is door, no you'll see him and when he comes, he looks million bucks because I had a hair style is waiting for him to cut his air. We woke up but like like him and more normal day party, but for some reason their rebound. I don't know what it is. I think I think if I had to give you a real number real number. I got two. Fifty six I'll be fine. I will have any health problem of fifty sixties. I'll have a scare, but it's not gonna, be a big one. we like, oh shit, we ve got a pile up lobby like unlike a zombie. Ok here, we're fine, fine, ok, Seventies, amen, a break, something like a hip. You know- and I think, if I can make it if I can make it to seventy seven, I think I'll make the seventy seven clean and I think

When I go like from a shark attack or something real money, I'm obey my dear surprises people I wanted. I don't can't I listen real. I can't listen relentlessly. I can't go out from like some like something worse, partying associate exemplary. I don't do coke anymore is because, if you cocoanut but for portfolio and have a heart attack rules like when we saw that right. That's why you cook, I wanna get like attacked by an animal or like a plane. Russia. Will be nice murders murdered by my wife, I be cool spot is something where they they don't have the obituary. We are ready to go after you like a big rewrite it do you. story about markets gourbi now, sgarbi know he is a big about african american activists from jamaica in like the twenties and thirties, when that shit was not happening in the south at all and he went to new york started a brewery big new york. He get he gets, by the bye Jaeger hoover and gets exiled over the uk is widely them is fifty to fifty two right. Wise leaves them take the kids,

uk is had strokes, he's now, colleagues not doing well only Similarly, the bed, the only thing he sees every morning as the paper it is written the pay What more do you know? The story he's really for one morning and he sees marcus gourbi, has died and he's like what the fuck am. I here, what is not about flips next page mark is gourbi. Debt is folk music, like hang on, that, can't be right, grubs and other paper all papers report that he's dead and then they all start writing. Ed pieces about marcus gourbi, an shitting on him, nonstop fuck this guy, even his friends, his friends who are the biggest, this. He meant nothing to the movement. He was a narcissist any had to read every single one of them for a week he read every single one of them. At the end of the week he fucking die. oh god, knowing that everyone who hated him and many die now died, fuckin, that's how you can have as we ought to focus sailboat acts.

Just ski into a fuckin, into intellect away it's way too soon. Yeah. I knew a dude who was cutting his toenails on a glass table and the table broke and he cut his. In femur artery. That's how we die are we talking died like a jack ass, make it have a shower bled to death with total clippers of his hands. Not me not me on those suckers The only thing I am I gonna kill me, though be cool like a wolf yakking grated go out like trysting legend of the falls. We just you to bear in, and you know oh, I want to some kids, that's what I want you, that's what I hear that all on a dime and into just to know. This is how it ends Maybe the bare respects you. Maybe you like chip embarrassed to like you, connect one solid punch, oughta be found dead in a dead bears great

worthy people go one who died yeah that might happen to Tom found dead and I did not want to die in a car accident with tom, and that is how that guy is going to die. That is how I was going to die. He drives like a fucking asshole like a sixteen year old as mobile, but he does the pedals, the pedals that he never used. He fucking uses them to do so. Last last question: if you do die in a car accident with Tom, if you're in the same car who gets top billing crash plain goes down. Those guys I tabled on the railways in flight now has the great question is, I think you guys would be co headliners.

yeah, I hope so dude I dunno whatever I like, I I was on a flight with like action bronson like a few years ago, and I was like well, this goes down this sucks for me. Oh that's! What I love about flying private is I'm the one that yeah about it's never going to be mentioned. I was sitting next to. I was sitting next to my camera man, one time on a flight from travel channel, and I was it was a bad flight was turbulent and I was freaking out and he was like he was like. What's the matter and I got very scared and he goes about what we're going to die and he goes so what they haven't done. Anything with my life. I literally haven't done anything with my life. I haven't lived and he looks at me goes: do you have any idea how fucking? insulting. That is, I said, what do you mean he goes. All I've done is film. Your life and you're, saying you haven't done shit and I really haven't done shit. You need to live. I I would like to. I want my death to be shocking. I want to. I want to go like no

hey yeah. You know, I don't want it to be. I don't want to be a car accident, that's what I want it to be like like really like snakebite or something yeah, snakebite shark would be cool as fuck shark shark would be cool cause. We catch you off guard and then there's would you, like all short, feels like tat and then and then you'd like woe. That would be of be great hopefully. Next time we have yonder still lot. I will be there. Burke reiser goes down, don't don't wait till I'm. Seventy seven that beyond what if I die between now and saturday, company will, well. We will wait to release this cause that be awesome for us and we still do something's burning and just just sit there I talk moment of silence yahoo. That's what I want moments what I know how to keep my PA gas going. But it's called moment of silence and people come on my part gas and they said

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