018 NBA Draft and Salty Woj won the night. Big stories from the draft including Mikal Bridges being traded, Michael Porter Jr's spine being made of dust, Grayson Allen going to the Jazz, and Cal on the hot seat (2:27 - 21:08). Chicago Bulls first round pick Wendell Carter Jr joins the show to talk about playing at Duke, what the draft process has been like, and how he sees his game fitting in the NBA (21:08 - 40:41). Ryan Whitney completes our Mt Rushmore of guests with the Mt Rushmore of insults (40:41 - 56:38). Talking Soccer, Messi is dead. Ass in the Jackpot for Colin Cowherd, Kings Stay Kings Dwight Howard, and Jimbos of the Week.
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okay, job, all right. Let's go June twenty seconds and the winner of the two thousand eighteen NBA draft is salty heavy. What would your now ski
So if you are an NBA fan, if you're, not an NBA fan will explain it real, quick, so there's a guy who's, a reporter named Woj. Knows of he's not just reporter. He he is the NBA created the Welsh bomb. So he is the insider of insiders and he always has all the information before anyone else and he got his he he can ESPN. Who also has the draft last year and ESPN kindly ask them: please don't tip off the pics so that we can have the draft pick be live and people won't know beforehand. If- and he said, okay, I will do that- then what happened. Was NBA twitter. Other reporters were tipping. The pics and world is like this is it was basically like the wire he's like this is my corner. My name is my name and he went on to tweet every single pic, but not actually tip them off, just suggesting that teams were going to pick pick, the guy that isn't main Maine
competition shams worked with them a Yahoo, so he was like well, which is like under stuff yeah yeah exactly so he was the one that was coming toward him, which could let him take the car yeah. You can tell me on yeah, that's not miss it and what words did was he start every single tweet with source and then he'd say he basically had with first lined up, I guess 'cause, he would say here's an example
The Sixers are enamored with Larry Shipment yeah. Twenty six pick he actually Portland has a laser on in for any Simmons. Yet he he actually just had Doc Emrick sit whispering into his ear. All night Cleveland prefers Colin Sextant with number eight, my god that's the best, and then they pick up my two favorites one is: the Lakers are unlikely to resist Mo Wagner with the twenty. You know. Who else could resist Wagner? Mmhm yeah true? We know that yeah and then you Utah Jazz, have no plans to pass on Grayson Allen with twenty first pick I mean he put on a great show just so so, petty honestly, it was better than any NBA finals, game yeah, just watching woods on twitter tonight, yeah Boston, tantalized by Robert Williams, with the 27th pick that one just happened. Fifty six seconds, it's great isn't It is so so great, so the NBA Draft and it's like
GSP is not going to push it to him. No because quote well and also here than the league. So technically he didn't tip any pics. No, he just says that they are unlikely to pass yeah or there laser did on them would be a real shame if they didn't take bridges here, he'll see RD in the NBA draft. We, it was kind of it kind of went as there's only a couple like real stunners. The first was obviously the tray young tonsured trade, which I don't care if you like, if tray young could end up being that of a good NBA player. But if Luka Dodgers becomes like an all star, they'll, always linked together? You always have the picture of them wearing the other teams hat and the hawks will always just like be just dragged on the internet for that it's a major Phillip Rivers, Eli Manning situation, you're not going to you're not going to stop discussing that which, by the way, embrace debate, I think the I think the charges, one that one yeah Phillip Rivers, better quarterback, really manic better much better
more viral knock. I know here. Oh, I know the. I know the two super bowls. I don't like start talking. Football the line had those little excited, but Philip Rivers, statistically better quarterback and way how many super bowls with the giants have won with Philip rivers- that's probably like nine, at least nine minimum nine yeah best team to not make the playoffs last year. That's actually a fact. Yeah that was that was agreed back. Find me agree that tray young. I think he actually stole the show the draft of the shorts yeah sure to back yep very knows that they in my wrong, I mean I'm granted, I'm not great basketball, mind that might surprise all right. You're, no you're brilliant mind. Put tray young looks like he sucks to me. Well, I think it's, the hair. The hair is not and also he sucks yeah, he I know, I'm not a big tree on guy. I was very worried that the polls were going to take him and I was very happy that didn't happen. Luca Don Chich, I think, will be very good. It
How many did the Spanish League people love these guys laughing at the second best league in the world he's eighteen years old, he won the Mvp, the spanish League in his eighteen, that's pretty fucking good. We went ok, I mean hey, look, you said you're a brilliant passport. I am telling you basketball. Pretty damn good Luka Doncic mom everyone loves both dominated spanish league is messy and will get to him later yeah we will, he did dominate, he did still there now we'll get him later, Andrea good. It would all once going today with the good doctor, it's mom he's he tweeted mom's mom, decent and look at dawn. Church wants to go on a date with Jennifer Jennifer Anderson yeah, making making double date, yeah exactly and then the other shocker was. Porter Junior doesn't have a spine, because that's the only reason why He fell all the way to the 14th pick. People actually thought, like you, obviously was injured at Missouri. He played free games in college, but going into
it's like going into the college basketball season. He was going to be the number one pick he has. Nineteen years back surgery falls all the way to fourteen now. Remember, if you remember Wednesday, show in the quote we're talking about a mix between Kevin Durant, Yonas and T Mac, yeah Minimum, minimum, so the Future Hall of Famer? Yes, I'm I'm gonna put my doctors had a real, quick, I'm more worried about the hip injury I think hip. Is it and that's maybe just recency bias, because I t just kind of stop playing basketball? True because we help, but if you're eighteen years old and you have you've, got a hip and you've got a back, you might read- will have already yeah. Do you basically can't play about you can't play sports, and so that's a pretty piece playing sports is a very large part of being a basketball player. But that's one of those things like for he he was so post, to go as high as one three or four one people talking about yeah yeah. He wasn't going to go one tonight, but he was could have gone three or four tonight, like people were going to. People were saying he's a game changer, so for him to fall, the 14th I'm just going to see just doesn't have a
and there are tons of smoke screens with him to you. Remember like earlier this week, teams, Well, we're not really concerned that we can't get an mri on his hip yeah, because he's that good of a player yeah he's going to be gone real early. Who needs medical yeah. We don't need that. That's never happened. Get out of there. I will that the other big story I thought was- was bridges. We kill bridges get drafted by the Sixers his mom were to the team VP of HR yeah. So I'm a little bit woke on this great moment yeah. So she got really really excited and then they traded him for Billy Sire yeah. So the train to this after he already gave interviews wearing his sixers hat. Talking about how excited he was to stay in Philadelphia, going over Legend yeah like a perfect fit for the Sixers. All sixers fans are going crazy, then boom this even the Sixers tweeted out the clip of he and his mom celebrating come in home, unbelievable moment
so you're going to be going to the greater Scott still. So I'm a little bit woke about this. I think that his mom might have been behind some of those burner accounts to get Colangelo fired so that she could make sure that our son got drafted conceded that glance rate it, but then so they found out after they drafted him. They found out that she was one of those windows in those ten minutes in those ten minutes when they cracked the case I'll, tell you what we need. Tmz cameras to like just follow her around in the hallway tomorrow. It Philadelphia Sixers she's got to resign. She yet resigned. Have certain ma'am, ma'am ma'am ma'am, please resigned Ma'Am. How dare you yeah? How dare you, sir of seventy six? We have a constitution with the
they got Zaire. So I don't know that much about dire, but my understanding about him is athlete he can dunk Ath. So all he does is dunk right he's, so he can't forget how to shoot, because he doesn't shoot yeah people, people there's always one of the one or two of these guys in the draft where their athletic ability just gets everyone drooling, it's the length length and strength when span yeah and yeah exactly and can play all five positions, but none of 'em well he's a stretch stretch, one thousand two hundred and thirty. Four. Yes, correct just stretch the other about Obama's forearm. Sarah Mobile Mismo Bama has maybe the best name in the draft and uh. Taco Bamba Mo Bamba Mo Bamba. Arms are just insane Those are twice as long as what call the up his three arms yeah upper arm. Whatever they are, they're like twice as long as a parent. How soon, in summer league, before you get a mobile on the more problems from his team yeah? Well, that's a good one, our friend Matt Jones,
Kentucky Sports radio. By the way we will be hosting Kentucky Sports radio on Tuesday from ten to one thousand two hundred eastern. He was in the office tonight and he had a great lot about MOE Bobby said the best the best you'll ever see more bomb. Is the first time you lay eyes on him because then, from that moment, on your like wait he's he can't really yeah he's good. He just do that looks like he just blocks people and then he but he's a he's, a work in progress. I like to workout videos that they have. He was doing this thing. It looked like he was like on skis just moving his arms and circles simultaneously. It's a very important thing to do would learn how to last yeah I'd like to see maybe work out of the basketball, his hands yeah or one nearby yeah. No, you don't have to have one in your hands just like in maybe a hoop around yeah yeah looks like it be standing on a hardwood floor at some point.
In that day, you actually shot a basketball. Yes, all we care it's not too much to ask yeah I mean look. You eat member! You you got drafted by just crossing up a chair at ST, like that should happen, those overseas videos or some of the funniest things that you'll receive a guy working at a gym. With I get a sixty five year old, yugoslavian trainer, full sweater, just war like following around with a broom yeah and then like yeah, we'll get him look at him. Just like beat this guy off the dribble and it's yeah. It's just some fat guy in a Puma, sweatshirts, sweat suit with a broom, I'm also psyched about the Gradius back or perhaps in NBA history, with Dante De Virgin Door and Matthew Dellavedova. Who who tried, try yeah, I tried driving to the whole and not drawing a charge of those on the court. That's going to be nice, it sucks if they don't. If the box don't get rid of the old, no they're, not
Although, as owner of the New Zealand breakers, I am entertaining trade discussions with the box. If they'd like to trade, can I have a will? Can I just throw something out there that kind of pets com took took away from tonight? The fact that Dante, Deven Chen's those problematic treats came out after the national championship that really should have been a draft night story. You gotta save that, like that, I didn't feel like we ever had one of those huge. You you had what was the one treat from bridges from bridges? He said something like I took: I took three pills of extenders now might take longer than five stretch limos, which you have a good, which I said I assume obviously is going to be. You know it's probably a leer, but that doesn't like what he said that I don't know it just sounds like rhymes because arrives, and it is it's on future and then we also had t you actually look at yeah. I know I know I know fuckin' know odd future okay. A lot of great numbers. Yeah like like a lot of shoppers right yeah
does Manny on. What's that guy's great yeah, the highs, is he with the future? That, too is awesome yeah he is not yet is because I have not even a human being. I mean I'd be if he just told me that he's real yeah God future guy yeah, the other tweet, that we had the missed. Mishap was De'Aundre, eight and treating out this is one of my favorite one players, don't know how to do the ads yet and he's tweeted out. This is a direct tweet. All he needs to tag. Is black ops, four and call of duty partner and the rest can be in his words? who is the dish on Jackson went from a couple years ago. It's like Tell Dashawn, said yeah yeah, it's some! So great! Oh man, I love when players do that, it's a brilliant pr strategy like it gets us talking about that tweet way more. We should we should
that anyone who wants to advertise this will just will suck up your tweet for an extra five thousand dollars. Yes, I have real bad. I had two other draft stories, one cows on the hot seat. Yes, so ten straight years, coach Calipari had a pick in the top eight. This year, Kevin Knox picked ninth by the next. He is but being that such a rule that such to sort of random number for you to pick the low well. No I this is I this is Matt Jones again now John said said this that and then I text him asking him. What's the status said ten straight years top beat now it's ten and now it's eleven straight years, top nine. I also another reason to put Calla Perry on the sticky seat tonight. He was on get up this more we have to talk about get up at least once I'm sure it is worth today and he was on there with Jay Wright, former occuring guest of part of my take children, Villanova no recurring guest yeah, but former
who's, also a recurring guest, yeah, okay, so close that door, yeah cal Perry, said I always love rubbing up against the coach that won the national title. Hopefully it rubs off on us just dudes Robin on his shoulder. Just couple did stop docked with cal Terry this morning, yeah Jay right, we did is just guys hanging out and then it's rubbing up against each other like a bear on a tree and then come back. I went to a Yankees game and was hanging out with our good friend Tommy Lasorda, and it was just just years and years of coaching wisdom. That's a lot of I being to be in lot of spicy meatballs in one box I had one last story: Anne, it's the best story of the entire draft. Grayson Allen is going to live in SALT Lake City.
Take this so far, but it is great, as fans are gonna level, I'm going down from this and hey, you got TED Cruz, Emmett Rodney Tear for the same team. There you go, who the it I like it. I like it. I would I do really like about this pick as he's paired with Donovan Mitchell, who you'll remember, slapped race known in the face yeah when he was at Louisville. Yes, yeah. I will that's going to be a nice little welcome to for for TED Cruz. Yes, by the way, I'm looking at the picture right now, it actually was Tommy Lasorda Junko party chasing Gerry and Brian Cashman. That's that's a that's! A squad chasing garden, talk at all who who calls dibs on policy on that one like got to give to sort of yeah you got it. Hey guys hung like a kid. A slim fast and I mean pushy, I mean like the spaghetti and gravy yeah yeah obviously just needs nuts deep in it. Yeah the Gabagool Tommy Tommy gets Tommy definitely gets the last piece of garlic bread, but they bring out like don't touch that Tommy strikes me as a guy that sneezes on the garlic bread right when it comes out. So it's all his yeah
spits up on it on purpose or drops on the floor, fix it up. He coughs up some sort of nondescript substance out of his mouth and you guys got this something that you can go ahead and take that one loves bread sticks Hey! Do you have any other draft thoughts? Do this Celtic? Who did the Celtics take anyone yeah? They just took a hold on. Let me pull it up. Ok, we have Wendell Carter. Junior coming up second from the bulls. How about that yeah? I was. We knew that was going to happen. That's what we had yeah easy yeah. So it's still. This is Robert Williams, who which says, is a lottery level talent to play with immense talent. If you can show commitment to playing hard, this could be the steal the first round, wow, so he just hates basketball. Yeah. Actually, that sounds that sounds like Brad Stevens Wonder project right there. Yet does he's going to get his damn. It he's going to love that he's going to get a terrible, Richard Jefferson, basketball, tattoo on his arm goddamnit or no, that's Luke, Walton, Luke, Walton!
all right reserved Jefferson had already has a basketball with dancing bears around yeah yeah that so he's going I'm also shout out to Bill Walton's wife for chiming in that you'll recall The story Rachel told us about bill stealing the picture of bill, Russell off law and his wife tweeted at Us- and she said bill came home with a picture He just asked him where he got it. He said someone gay, So how many times do you think that happens were Bill Walton walks in the door with something in his hands and he's like yeah? This was just given to me. It was just something he right, so I could think like a five year old, walking home with like a dead squirrel that he found yeah, come on. When you get there yeah it's a dog yeah, it's a dog putting the squirrel in the mouth yeah come on not again like stop killing all the squirrels in the neighborhood and its origin. Like when you get to a point in age where you can just start stealing stuff and people won't, do anything. There's like oh, there goes bill. Walton is stealing our fuqing art again,
the maybe is what his wife will probably bring it back in a week us you'll figure it out. She'll figure. It should be to look at the back of the like, should be on the set of the job of the counter. What is it dump the judge. The judge called the job, it is to us says: we'll show it in the last two seasons on the US they should take about jumped on. That's actually come to jot down what was still yeah, the jumped up to par coarser Gore, all let's do a window Carter Junior from the formally from the duke. Devils now. Are you do kind? Yeah looks I don't. That's Duke fan! I don't know, I did think it was their year. Yes, so I mean it's their year again. Stukes deaf going to want it all. They have Zion right, yep, not don't even roll the ball out. Yeah. Also don't pay ten other when big cat talks a lot of shit about Duke in Zion, in this interview? Yes, correct yeah did I yeah? Oh alright. This is brought to by the new bud, light lime and orange they're out now the best summer beer you can
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All right, let's go to Window Carter Junior. Alright, we now welcome on out what should be. I should let's, let's guess right now, so it's window Carter from do you want to just say where you think you're going to be picked on the drop. We're gonna add this after the drive? Okay. So where do you think legless project right now? I have one pick. You have one pack on With a Chicago okay, I like that all right so top five right yet yeah yeah. Okay- I like that. So we do that. Like information, have you been? Have you heard from Mark Cuban US a part of our legal? Has he texted you yet? The
I have his email address on email, and we can see them right now is be like hey make. The call have you the more? The more important question, though, have you picked out your suit, and are you ready for draft night with everything you got wearing yeah the out of headed picked out for about a month now? Who is with a lot of thought put into it so it's going to definitely some different okay, not bring back the Kerr kind. Rick look. Are you close to anything? I don't see that come back yeah what color anything special and they were going to be ready for a. I guess this is all black okay. I like it like. It is a DC style, even the church. Yes, sir, okay, that's Joe Prunty special okay. So so you are so we're we're sitting here on Tuesday, it's a two days away from draft were New York City. You're motions must be going crazy right
now just waiting for Thursday night, because you've been looking for this moment for a really long time. Are you excited nervous like what's what's going on? Probably all in one okay cited nervous, happy on yeah may. This Sama can even put words into out feeling like. Is this site this really ready for that? The next step have you figured out what type a hand shaker reading your gift to silver. When you get up on the stage, I was thinking more formal about a day. I got a feeling once I get up there right, I'm I just switch it up late right, the and so just pick him up and give a big yeah you'll be excited that way. That way, you'll always be the awful. If you can lift them up on stage you get drafted, him never find you held ever since I like this through ads, put him in the chest. Little anthology house yeah, so you have to be the only person ever to be decide who, when they were going to college your decide between Harvard and Duke what I like. What I mean.
Are you that close to going to Harvard so mom dad both wanted to go to Harvard like really bad like even at that commit to do they wear in the Harvard jackets and like let people know like that's? Why that's where they really wanted me to go, but it was a. It was a real thing for me. I just wanted to explore something child, something different. You know not the norm, so I looked at it. I know
about Duke, was probably the best choice. I mean it. Would've been all it would've been incredible. Yeah halted due to the north yeah. I called due to Harvard in South River her that they would have been. If that much, it would be great to see you dominate the I've just helping out about like five foot nine white rapper to thirty five points, a game yeah. That was a sliding doors moment. So you know leading up to the draft. Obviously, there's you're thinking who's go pick me who's going to pick me up. Have you ever just give any consideration, because I've seen this take more more recently like what if there was no draft what if it was just like a free agency like you come out of college, and you can pick where you want to go like we do where? How would that factor things with there be like it is? Are certain style, plastered team that you really like, or certain city that you like to visit that you'd like to live in the city would be if we play take, then of in the style of play, the the the people in my position on a tank and so like, for example, I thought I would too it's not open to the free agency by at last year, so I can learn a lot from him
And they don't have to know a lot of big, so it would be like a perfect situation for me. Yeah yeah I'll be good to talk to Oprah, what's hot, what's the one part of your game that it's put under the weakness category that you think people have wrong? Marvelous, isn't, okay for sure by in the workouts Davis said you, cardinal you that let it go right into me. I just I guess I didn't show it as much when I was a do, but those devices on them at the show yeah, because it is what the one thing I mean. I think it's also, probably because you played with Marvin Bagley and everyone kind of put you guys in two camps. Like your he's, you know when does a better defender Martin by was a better athlete, but as we both can probably do both via have you? Have you stay tight with Marvin? You know going through the whole process yeah her. We talk pretty much every day, no he's a he's, a real, close friend for me yeah. What about Greece now on yeah early everybody who who who came out to see.
There are people who are still at Duke like we're really tight. We got a group chat. We probably talk every day like no. This is surreal like when people say yeah one and done there's no way you can be a brotherhood like we still talk everyday, like we still have each others backs. I even we're far away from one another. We stood out for one another. What's what's grace known like in a group chat, he strikes me as a big emoji guy. He is yeah. Yeah, which is most commonly used emoji. The blue heart, is really I would love that. Do you think trace amounts misunderstood. You think people thing is just to heal who trips? Everyone is actually exactly what he is not he's misunderstood for sure. Well, he he definitely had the perception from a lot of people switch on. I came right. I was told I he's a bad person right from whole. Bunch of people around me, but as I got there, I got to really known, as I spent some quality time with him like
He was just because I am bad situations on another guy was running yeah and it's fun just allow core strength. Three months yeah for was out on the news, yeah yeah use. This is a competitor and he does I mean a lot of people have the the what they do is lie. Sometimes they just made a mistake. Are they made done on purpose for sure, but it was just a mistake. So people thing like he just so bad person just wants a garage for people which yeah he trips on peace. For, if not lie,
That's that that shouldn't I shouldn't they shouldn't allowed it to the final right he's a competitor he's like a hockey player wearing a basketball. So you actually you roomed with him at the combine right yeah. What was that like was like TED Cruz, knocking on your door at six hundred, am when I get some tips from work in this post game? No, no, I mean he's he's he's good people, so I guess he's good he's fun to be around here. We always have a good time whenever, together so
I've always wondered about the like in a situation where you guys are obviously about to go pro. You're, obviously about to you know, do very well for yourselves, financially and you're. Still in your room and with the guy at the combine is, did you just like want to go down front desk? Okay, just amount of I like a light amicably allied being around the people so yeah at what who is this coach k? Still these keep in touch with him like to the draft process, is the help you guys through that process as well yeah for sure after every city I went to work, our data call a phone call from no actually how to work out when it, though, briefly tell me, you know in every, if I need something, don't don't hesitate to reach out so he's deaf. We've been involved in our group, I'm in my own draft process, but I don't know about anybody else yeah. What kind of coach was he would it like? What kind of coach was in practice? Was he angry to yell a lot or was he more of like a disappointed guy, I'm disappointed.
Yeah the end at times he would yell, but that was him. It was more of a really is that we were going to India, which is right. Yeah just make yeah me to run it out of yours. So what we did with coach K. It was there any point in the season where he like tried to give one last try to convince you to stick around. It was just obvious from the get go like you're going to you're going to go pro. You got what it takes to be pro our our work to hear even make an effort to be okay months, maybe more so we had a after the season media like each person did and then, when I went in he was fine. Just you know help me with the agency process an audible. I came to me like your clothes, on my b span of the year. Could I see one I was thinking about it for a little bit, so it by he he was even planning on talking about me. Come back what he thought was a done deal I'm not even so when I told him that the in the whole the whole screen.
Clip where we were just talking about the benefits when we come back the pros and cons of both situations? So oh yeah? What was the reason that you were thinking about coming back? You want to get a championship or was it more about like personal growth wanted to be closer? To my degree, they say like by zero point. One percent of people who are wanting done get their degree. Marvin Williams was the first one in like two thousand and fourteen. So oh, I just want to be closer to that and then with that will come. You know the extra growth on the court off the court older, wiser, stronger, are testing all those things, so there's all took place in what was the deciding factor for you to be like alright, I'm going to actually go to the NBA Nba sweet dreams. For wanting to do this, I was a little kid, so I thought why not do it now, while I'm young, fresh and healthy was it I mean, obviously your projected to be in the lottery. If you were like, maybe a fringe lottery guy, you think you would have stayed is that
Is that part of it the projection process yeah little bit? Do you talk like how does that work? You talk to scouts, took a talk to scouts for you like who tells you that, ok, when you go to the draft you're going to end up, like I assume you're, not just reading mock draft for the spn right I'll talk to coach K here, just tell me how you feel about the whole situation. If, if it's a good situation for me, I'm going to be paid at the spot where he thinks I'm be picked, he thought it was. Yeah I'll, be made very hard. Don't let me just jump it, but don't make fun of mock drafts. You know I'm not very, very bigger, Minecraft guys and you just because well I went through so I write all my red thirty month. Would you say just like looking at us. He thinks a bigger mock draft guy. He pointed me
point. It may all really so yeah. It was a camera. The point of me, but we didn't see the point right there. I don't know if you're sitting right now, so you get the tv actually had you in his mock draft going to the bulls would be excited to go play with the fin rebirth, the finisher yeah marketing yeah. I think you guys are being new twin towers yeah, but you gotta be dope. It would be awesome. I'm rooting for that. If you can you're dumb, like it to add an extra element to your game, just like getting a shitload of weight, getting up to like three hundred pounds or just get a new shack convince every big man that we interview with the NBA needs. Somebody would like a huge asset, just fax people down and dunks on him, and it does the step over on it like it would be fun to gain that much weight wouldn't know. I disagree I guess, maybe that's why I'm not a professional basketball? Can you shoot the three yeah you sure 'cause you have to now,
yeah I mean I don't know you didn't. Take that many three. So do you know what your three point percentage was like forty? Some is forty one point seven I think so you should actually just like put that up. Around your neck. Like I shot, I shot the three or forty one percent equipment, because that's really all anyone cares about. It feels like now yeah this effect, so I found a typo in your Wikipedia entry on your page. There says that you were born in nineteen. Ninety nine. That can't be right. That's right! That's such bullshit yeah! You were born in nineteen. Ninety nine. Have you ever seen a funny Simpsons episode. Our relationship yeah yeah, because you're born nineteen have you ever owned a vhs tape, hello, CD, yeah ahead? Okay, all right did you go through your tweets and delete any problematic tweets? Did you have any problematic. So you have. My number was out there. Oh really I don't know why was enter that put it out there as rapidly as a hitter
or so yeah yeah yeah yeah. Victor, I saw one that you might want to look look at so December. Sixth, two thousand, sixteen you quote treated a for diverse, do came and said money time was as close to me. Bag got dropped off and, what's going on, just ask anytime seems like you're, hiding in plain sight, interesting, coach, K's, new strategy, just like everyone say, money time all the time that we will know yeah, that's the queue for when the direct deposit hits yeah. You actually don't you don't have any bad. You don't have any bad to me. So I went back and just like you only have like seven or two hundred and fifty to eight.
Well, that's a nerve, wracking think ready one is getting traffic yeah! You have to be aware that now and we tried to look at Josh hours tweets and we missed a few when he got drafted. Well, no, we're not we're not gonna. We were not very good at reaction to the time he had to leave them by the time we have looked at that's very true, yeah speaking of the bag and there's a huge controversy. I guess your mom ate lunch. One time your mom had a lunch paid for to leave at night. I would you order. He didn't even eat the food that's the crazy ohmygod, so she was just making a mockery of NCAA and they're fine institutions as disgusting, I'm sick and What what's the first thing, you're gonna buy the already book mark what I want to buy for my first car. What what? What kind was it a Mercedes is about fifty, which I tracked by the next, so can't have a card to your city
yeah I mean you have to park it, I'm gonna put it up somewhere. You could probably actually afford a building that has parking. Now that I think about it. I can't afford a new New York City is too expensive yeah! That's I mean if you're getting drafted like that, still live in Hoboken. That's why I like the young kids live in Paris or get like a fifteen thousand Square Foot Mansion in Sacramento in Sacramento, yet they think about you live in. If you got drafted by the Knicks and you live in the suburbs. You have like a million of these articles about you would say. Oh, he takes a train into work and then you become like a working man's here and then you're a fan, favorite New York and they're, probably going to raise your jersey up to the rafters, no matter what, because they just need somebody to root for yes, yes, very badly. What's the weirdest question you've been asked in the draft process.
Armed with the with the S saving we're like I was going to let any of you think it is grant's for some weird, because I was told like yeah more questions but and there was there anything like the NBA Soft, like that, the NFL will ask you, like the army or something number yeah. That's and this song too. What was the weirdest place? You ever saw coach, K, Fagan and Did you think I enjoy your you know he didn't. I don't know that he set out to be not coach again yeah. I was wondering ok, so he did take an injury or illness or whatever it was yeah yeah. Yeah, I've, yes yeah! When things go south these, like all my arm, I feel I feel faint tell you that, like those for the recruiting process like listen, I want you come play for me and when, when things go, bad. I'm gonna have someone else coach, because I don't want that on my record. No, I was actually when, when he when he got hurt yeah, so you probably probably some
all the losing streak coming. We can tell nothing wrong he's like how dogs can sense, earthquakes, yeah and they started limping around specially, lose to BC, or something like that, because I see some weaknesses in the schedule. Come yes exactly what day of the week would his hair go from like slightly a little bit gray at the roots to jet black? Again I was like what was it so again, every other Tuesday. I don't know he probably died in every other every other day. Yeah. That makes sense. Do you think it's dukes here? It was dukes here all year and then you guys lossed, but do you think this years dukes here this depends on? If everybody buys it like, you definitely have the talent like it's. No doubt about that, but as long as they don't let he goes get involved, they shouldn't be beef honestly, do you? What was it like playing for Duke and knowing that everyone
Did you, including myself, then know that phone? Yet no hey, yeah, hey it'd, take actually like hey did you. I mean Grayson took a lot of the hate in that skinny. What's a skinny white, Guy's name yeah yeah that kid yeah for the most part. We just hate everyone on Duke, no matter what it's like, like Macklemore with Kool aid lips, yeah yeah. So it's like yeah you're, just like part of part of the most hated group. Ever I actually don't mind doing as well as as as much as big cat does, but I think he actually asked about question there, which is like you know that you got target on your back play. Do great. You know that every single time you have a road game you're going to get. You know the loudest boos from the fans all year. Long you're going to get you know, target from your going to get every other teams best shot. Did you like having that like us against the world mentality or how did that factor into your prep first? I don't think it would have been
bad have Grayson Allen wasn't planned for us 'cause, I think like we went Indiana to whenever he caught the ball, the ball, those fucku I said by that was a every time he caught it like you at the. The game, all that so I think with him gone, I think it's difficult to die down a little bit no. No, no you guys have the number one recruiting class I'm going to hate all. Whoever comes sign Williamson bust, big time, pass that guy he's got no explosiveness. That's what I'm saying, because I've got a ton of explosiveness yeah. So if you just say it's not MBA explosiveness people like wow, that kind of something that you don't. I think he can Doug College kids so give me a holler the exactly all right. Well any questions for us because we're media. So do you have any questions how to deal with us, because you could deal us a lot more yeah? How do I do it so have a good job, interjected job. Yet, just if you have any money yeah, if you have to rely on in your wallet, okay, give pay, you could always pay off the media huddle.
For sure because, like I said, just give us a cash either that or just like biased, Dunkin', donuts, yeah or bias. Lunch will eat it. Unlike your mom, that was very rude about it. 'cause we respectfully. Yet we were spending respect. The NCAA is an institution alright window. Thank you so much man, oh yeah, see question hey, give me hey Gretchen, recorded promo code, take ten dollars off of route. Sse question: here's my question on that. I I notice that you wear and like it a sweat suit with shorts. Is that, like you, are you trying to say something like hey Lebron, I like wearing, suits a short low comedy for you, no problem. If you're met Lebron, I have wait. What is your tattoo say, fear not fear what pier one
I like that? Could you say every across your chest or yeah, that's actually cool. So you start flexing yeah. Ok, so you never met Lebron. You know I mean I have once, but I was like he was he big time jail? He thinks he's like oh stars, something that's crazy I think it's gone to his head is crazy right now so see question put in promo code taking at ten dollars off right window, good luck, hopefully the bulls or the Knicks or the Sixers draft you that way. This is a lot more relevant 'cause like the magic. We probably won't even run this but I hope it's Matthew, Miller, tradition for the magic or the hawks or like the kings like we're not even gonna run those aren't really miss. You don't really care, but good luck with the draft, and I will be rooting for you appreciate that that interview with Chicago Bulls,
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Ryan, Whitney and AVA something completely different. Alright, we now welcome on the final member of our Mount Rushmore of twenty seventeen eighteen recurring guests. It is Ryan Whitney, first time Mount Rushmore recipient. How excited are you? Stick tap, thankfully, clock guys. I have a I'm excited, but I have a couple beats one or a question. My first is what what is this only because I threatened threaten you if I wasn't on Mount Rushmore this year. Partially. No I've seen you fight, I'm not worried about that yeah. I know your little scared. It's light rain, big cat, big cat am, I think, I box those years in pretty easily second thing. Second thing: four people on Mount Rushmore Correct, but I'm like splitting it
hello, I'm I really on it: yeah yeah yeah, the ranger on the rear, that's a name on the wall, yeah yeah! I could see you guys right now, all right I'll, take it I'll. Take it! Okay, I mean come on like this. You know we we we there was a lot of special moments this year. I think that, do you know the two? You are perfect to split, you know it's the Ryans, it's actually the most powerful I've been running, for yeah. I know, but I would actually take your spot on the Mount Rushmore versus the other three spots in a fight you and Rosillo verse, one on universe, any of the other people. I take you in a fight. I think Rachel Nichols, could kick your asses actually yeah. Maybe she goes straight for the growing weed, yeah, we know you could beat up Blake Griffin, 'cause he's a basketball player and borders would probably just be whatever man just chilling right. If we give you a full spot on Mount Rushmore this year, then you wouldn't have anything to work for next year. It's like giving an athlete a big contract. So we give you a little taste refranchising you this year and then you can prove it. Maybe get your own spot next year.
Yeah like firetrucks, wanted on now he's gone from your clubs. Fine, fine with that. I'm fine with that totally fine yeah sure yeah, okay, so we're going to the Mount Rushmore of insults, and we did this because it's like you know you always have your hockey words that are great pigeon or whatever Hank is upset, so Hank has a has a bone to pick before we get started. We switched it up like ten minutes before we taped
yeah a lot last year. I it was pretty pretty known well known how much I dominated now, Rushmore's, every single, every single episode, one and the best not Rushmore's this year began PF even pulled some weird. Was it weird day is a weird. I thought I our four reasons why we hate hockey with right when the ha ha. So I get ready. I do my preparation, like I always do a luncheon given to us give you do that yeah I'll do is I'll. Do is I'll get in, but you know in thought and felt that would be a quick. You know part of the more you can't prepare you to begin and end yeah, I'm not getting I'm not gonna payment, but yet I'm all right. We were Chris take so yeah. Let's do it, let's go wet and then we'll go big cat. Ok, then Maine, then Hank and then thank you go twice and back alright, let's do it so I start yeah, ok, alright! Alright, I was just going to use this one. It said:
time classic it goes around. Locker rooms like wildfire and what it is it's like Europe, God Damn pigeon, no worse, create a page in your a complete joke of a bird. You got no place in life, changing my number one! Ok! that's a good number one hockey, that's a good number one, my number one is going to be: can now it's basically the same, but it's like you can you can go back and forth with the name. Do I have to write so it's Buckhead or should head, but I guess I'll pick one I think you want. I do want it so I'll say I'll, say I'll say: shithead shithead is my is my first one: ok, ok, dollar one! It's that sting to it yeah it does right like you're, just a shithead yeah right Buckhead is more like the remix yeah, my first one. This is a favorite of mine clown!
your clown, that's good, because there's so much to suspect loaded at the outward. That's really good, don't recline, but I okay well to their own yeah. That's also the remix. My first one I'll go with Buckhead because it's like should head, but Fuc is like a more and he's not mad either yeah Hanks, not mad, though it's like yeah you're, not matter not know. There's like there's like levels of squares, yeah crap, my second one is going to be triggered for Hank right now. There's one on my second one. I don't think that's good! Thank you. My second one is Bum Bum, that's a good one! You're a bum bum bum hurts alot. Bum hurts a lot. Ok, I I'm gonna go with the mouth? Breather is my second one Mouthbreather. Some it was just breathe through their mouth. You just know it when you see it, you lie Manning yeah, big time, Mouthbreather that popcorn popcorn, hey, I'm I'm not gonna dog. You would think so
gonna go very far along not that powerful, my second another classic, it's another call. I think you come off the ice. You played one ship. This is an old iraqi with anything, and you know. Yes, you know you get yeah. I didn't know yeah, combined with a combined with the ship. Had my okay by number to push my number three just being a snake draft. I understand after Hank went by so I wasn't sure what that was my number three. This is a classic and you might not understand, but all you got to do is go up to someone and say you're such a and not like indian bread. Who, that hurts yeah. I would no no one's ever called out so yeah. Just so do you want to be called in on yeah and when a nun means that your virgin to us, it was like coming on factor
exactly it work either way: okay, alright alright. My third is going to be just calling someone a liberal so just say, liberal that's the biggest put down you can ever have just Libya, Lib, Lib or liberal libs are at it again yeah exactly that's pretty much pretty much pretty big butt down. Yeah, exactly ok My third one is fraud, so I'm and with one syllable is again, I got clown, Bum Frog, really him a fraud it's like a delusional bump. Yeah yeah. That's that's a good one Hank! So one of my head, I mean just calling someone ugly, just you're ugly, no matter, no matter who you are no matter, how far self confidence you have that gets to your head a little bit yeah. I agree Hank. If you see somebody who just like, what's up ugly yeah, that that follow them around for a couple days, yeah yep and I guess I'll just say, call someone short
oh yeah. That would be bad hypothetically. Actually, you know it's not a cut down. It's also. It's also another thing. You can just say whenever you, whenever you are going with someone, if you have the height advantage, you say well, you're short that gets their head every time. Yeah also means I'm closer to level so easier to have sex with yeah. Ok, there's that your fourth not brush my hands thanks, yeah! No, no one said that was you still very much yourself? My last one, I'm surprised this one last until four who it's so much fun yeah it is fun to say it is fun to. I think you, I think you misplace your hand by saying, live instead, a I think a little bit. Let me leave it to people. People get cut, kinda had it's hot hot in the streets and it faded a little lib Lib lid keeps on my cell, is bigger, bigger nice thing about, as it can always go back to like the original definition, which is music, hey someone's plan, your wife, yeah yeah, like true,
I'm all right! My last one, this one not saying anyone's ever said this about me, but I just call it just telling someone pitch tents. No one hurts a lot call yeah that that one says that one must stink yet I really like. Mickelson Mickelson is like calling you dumbo yeah, but you know what I hear very well out of these things, so I don't take offense to abitfits dot com at exactly my one I gave pigeon I gave pedant, but I love when you combine the two and it really changed and you're just a pheasant and in a pendant. Combine pheasants are very beautiful birds that yeah. If you know that if you've ever seen a package in the world, but your kids in absolute, you know he comes back from that one. Do you realize when you come? Do you realize when you combine those words? It's actually another word like it's not yeah, I think that's a bird, not the not the insult world
double whammy. So what have you ever called somebody pheasant and they're? Like hey, wait, I I did hear you. Would you call me a peasant yeah and then you have to like go back and like re pronounce, it explain it because I feel like that would lose a lot of the state. If you like, now p h, it's a combination had to explain it. I've actually called people a frightening and they were still in shock because, there used to be calling a peasant, and they know pheasant even worse, is an absolute disaster. Ok, I like calling I like calling somebody you just you know it's some kid. You can't stand. You say: ok, such a Gary He had such a Gary yeah. I was insulted over here Gary over there. Oh that's good! So you call any white girl, Becky yeah Kennedy like it's either a dog or a Gary. I had seen some guy like
not dressed well. Look at Gary. That actually hurts do. You have honorable mentions. We have honorable mentions. I got one, ok, just a journeyman. Anybody Journeyman Ryan that hurts yeah like a hockey player just journeyman just means you can't stick around anywhere because no one loves you not heard from the better it's more than the DUMBO. Actually, actually that cut me to the core and then my love journey men, dot scrub yeah. My last one was very specific when it was actually just the time that Bill Belichick was asked about Fred X after the Superbowl about like what he thought about Freddie Mitchell and he said he's terrible and you can print that. I was happy when he on the game, in fact that it came from Bill Belichick yeah, and he said that makes it really really bad. I had a honorable mentions tool yeah.
Calling someone bottle yeah, but but cheeks she's deck knuckle dragger in thought, up a gag gag knuckle dragger, yep, big Brown, sexual, that's pretty bad one. You don't want to be like liberal liberalism, liberalism, the meanest thing you could say to someone who got. Hang liberal, liberal. Look if you murder someone, if you call him a liberal, that's fine they're allowed to Alex call someone bad a mop head. That's good! Mop heads good! I like that. Never had that yeah. What else call it what about what about like? I I get the guide, get like a body like a bag of milk who's like a mega milk, that's very specific to Canadians here when we don't have bags of milk or milk milk milk bag. Alec on skinny fat people come belly at all. It's always a good one.
What do you call somebody from such as Scituate situate Scituate situation, the the opposite of the opposite of and that's not non. You know yeah I'm trying to think anything else. I mean there's a million others that we probably can't say but yeah so many you can't say I I mean I I you know grocery sticks, always a good one. Yes, grocery! Stick that better, who selling played at all yeah what a bender? What a bender? What about just six o'clock? You save yeah. What yeah I mean, what what what an absolute like! You know what what ensued joke! You are. You call someone a joke that her. Yeah, Joe the you just being dumb there. Everyone knows you as a muppet that one hurts do I made it off for awhile It was big. Acting like the early 2000s. Now
play Duche bag. Just like you're, not creative, douche, nozzle yeah. I did get suspended for saying Duche bag at one point. That was a bad word back in the day, like a bad word dykehead, I like we said dykehead right, know. Your coach was just like a ride. The the NHL totally suspend you for saying, Duche bag. He just didn't want you to play yeah you you cock you're a coffee. I mean if we're going to go down that road. I can't sit pretty strongly yeah Actually, if you're over to England, it's it's really, not that it's just like how they say: hi scumbag, to scumbags hurtful scumbag is like you're actually trying to hurt someone. I think it's come back just like yeah yeah you're at like you, like big cat, you probably call Raffi Torres. It's come back, oh yeah for sure, although Hank is bringing hang up. The wind Dave called me a scumbag because he didn't know what how to tell the difference between one when he was eighteen years old, which looking back Dave, was kind of the scum bag. In that situation,
Dave doing a wine tasting test. Verse in eighteen year old and then calling him scum, yeah I don't think Dave was the scumbag. What about when your parents say, I'm disappointed in you, that's a cut down yeah. That is that. Is that count. That's a bad one too. That will leave a mark. My dad would go so psychotic on us that kids told me it was actually worse who had parents that would just go dead, silent from parents will be even worse than getting screen that I never would it not yeah, but when your parents go silent, that's bad! It's silent! The number one without yeah it just ignoring you and I'm probably headed negging yeah yeah yeah ignoramus is All right. Helen Keller was actually the world's best put on our yeah. That's true, put everyone down whitney. Thank you, Helen Keller, joke to coming back. Thank you for being on the Mount Rushmore. Thank you for being such a great guest this year, hopefully use now. You really got to stay on it, though. Well, I'm
I'm gonna go around and just be calling people names, and hopefully people laugh when I say it- and I know I have a new one for next year, because you can never really you know, get too quiet or get relaxed in terms of put downs, I mean, God knows Hank needed three hours to find a couple he love you bye! You buddy got together when we had. We had you on since the finals ended no sidewalk water sports Goodyear in the NBA has six hundred and sixty six celebration out was at the end, looks like they want that. Fuckin' Saturday morning, Mens League get back big cat poison, but they won the third NBA title: it checking their phones to see how quickly their own instagram if they got any pictures up yet let me see resell for nothing that was awesome. Good games, Vegas Vegas, Washington biggest Washington at people on the answers, are steep people. People are sleeping at the golden state warriors arena snoozing, they won the title. Water league all right, thank you Whitney will talk to you later man.
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Brooklyn will select, is at the last pick in the draft, though that's the 29th. That would be a nice little cherry on top yeah. But it's sad like I wanted to see him keep going yeah. I think he just got Pist off and gave up come on Wotc his pill, to pisses me off. His picture is a little high strung punch in the face. It's a little small. I know it sounds fun. It's it's the the the buy it. The body. Language is turned to the side and then is heads back. It's it's like a linkedin profile for a guy that senior vice president of like a institutional research right or like a or senior vice president of of a bank. He thinks he what he thinks he's like he's. A big way get like Jp Morgan Chase on like what on Wall Street, but he really is like Omaha mutual well in it. What it is it's definitely a finance company,
he's a vice president at it, but it's one of those companies that has like ten thousand vice presidents. They just give you the title handles they don't want you to kill yourself sales person right and they don't want to give you equity, yeah yeah, so everyone's vice president, here you take a vp. He just looks like he knows something that I want to know, and he won't tell me punch him right in every draft pick yeah exactly alright, let's do some segments. First, we have a talking soccer Messi's dead Messi. Is Ed Dunzo list go back, support, go back to Argentina, Messi, ok, steam support. The Argentina's thinks that she's great. Yeah enjoy mess easy way for titles, love Ronaldo. Is also No, no rules, titles and european championships appreciate Landon, Donovan, you're right and ties all really cool your you got me unless you never won a Eurocup wow, there's room for all three. Yes, but yeah. The world cups been going great and messy yeah. I, like it kind of sucks art.
You know what you know. What I do level at the World CUP credit to Argentina. They are in the group of death, yes, because they stink well yeah any team. Here's how you can tell if it's the group of death with Nigeria they're. Always the group door Mereka. Isn't it yeah? You too we're not in the one on the world CUP. The greatest part about the World CUP is, I think it is the saddest fans in the in Our work. Argentina's fans today were kids crying, there were like popping cyanide capsule. Yes, like you know, people will Joel Embid said he's crying too hard. She's got a little yeah. I know that its history
that you're born with a side I capsule underneath a false to yes exactly. They had like guys like guys with face paint price spent price, but the whole entire life savings to go see. Argentina lose three nothing to croatian Russia and just are so sad and so funny, yeah so far, and then there's a twenty hour flight back to Argentina that you have to so yeah after dropping like five thousand dollars to get over there right and they ran out of beer and rush. So that's even worse. Well, the plenty of vodka yeah, but they wrap beer yeah. Well, that's love! That's because are serving beers in those big containers of those like contraption hold. Do you like it at a time doubt it, though, only when people forget you can do cocaine and heroin in the stadiums? And yes, true, how can you run out here. If everybody's on heroin, you could do. Basically, free illegal action possible in the stadium at a russian soccer. You can hack election yeah. You can just get right inside there, twitter, rushing stadium, yeah, exactly yeah, start live
good news, good news for for funny, because I was under Mount Rushmore yeah of lives actually think Lib is it sounds worse cuts little more, it cut someone tap on the liberals. You live yeah, but the Good NEWS for Argentina. You have a country full of beautiful people and grilled meats and and dry robust reds, yes and mountains, beautiful mountains that sometimes soccer teams to that happen. In Chile or are it was on eight, your la it, a Uruguay and rugby team I think, but did they get? I think it think in Argentina date, each other at shirt and that's great wild. That's already a! I read that book. Did you
oh yeah. I saw the movie. I didn't visited by read some of it, so I read the cover of cooking wild. All right. We got asked in the Jack pot. This is for Colin Coward, because Baker Mayfield put his ass in the fucking Jack pot. He went on Colin Cowherd, show and coward tried to basically say: Baker was a bad teammate and bigger just dunked on. Do you want to play the audio yeah? We play little audio, and I see this play right here now. Watch this baker and you tell it touchdown. Instead of I don't like this, I'm going to right now how come you're not want? Where are you going? What were you going over there? Our band is over. There are student sections right there and then straight back to our sideline. What about your teeth? Did you watch the rest of the game? I watched the whole again. You did so. You saw me celebrate my teammates like the three touchdowns before that too. I don't like that. Oh ok, yeah! You pulled the one clip of me running right there to our fans and people to travel the world of that game? First of all, and then you didn't show the
This clip of me going to our sideline. No, no! You got I have to go to the assignment you didn't spittle or going to go. After the touchdown you're not going to you're acting like I just ran away from everybody. Well, you did, but then you came back encircled with the sideline this is I ordered the five clip of your showing me and then I'm off the screen right there. I'd like you to be with your teammates watch the rest of the game I was. I know you went back to the sideline. No, no! I'm going to watch the other touchdowns. I got very excited on that. One So you think my accusation that this doesn't. This is in fact I feel like you're, going for the fact that I'm not a team guy, I'm selfish, is that, where you're shooting out here it is a no. I don't think I think you, I think, sometimes your judgments just a tad off and I think the NFL to Judgment League, the game is so ask you have to make. The windows gets really really tight and really really small. You gotta make decisions really really fit in college. You got that Orlando Brown Guy got a little more time. I don't love that decision. I don't love it. The celebration. You see what people do in the league now celebration wise, hip, thrusting, not a fan,
I'm not a big fan of hip thrust. I'm not going to lie to you. I don't like when Antonio Browns doing that stuff, I'm not into it. You know what Do you have your celebration and I have nothing, nothing is going to Apparently, I think I need to just run away my favorite, about that is Tower delivered, probably the most Colin Cowherd line of all time, which is NFL is a judgment lead yeah like what what does that mean? I don't like guys thrusting the NFL's, a judgment league. What people judge you for actions in the NFL that Jerry Z, weird that that all while on Sept Hold never happens in any other part of life in by a guy who's. Basically, his entire existence, to judge people yeah, and he usually gets it right like when he talks about John Wall or when he talks about
John Taylor being killed because it was his fault yeah. He does a good job, yeah, so called hours. You knows which way the wind slowly being dumb, yeah yeah. Thank you that he does a great job. Yes, so I'm going to defer to him yeah you bet we'll get a name. Is Baker yeah? It does a I like it when we got greedy coming in here. I like it league the cream rises to the top, not the yeast. Over and also bigger word on draft pool switcher, which is also a power move, because Howard said, I think, the I think the exact tweet was something like you can't like undersized can't be number. One pick in any league, not athletic he's like well, I was buddy yeah, he replied, yet it just happened. Yeah suck it.
So I love made me feel I know he's he shot up to my post draft big Board because number one right, because he he he it was more than just like how he be calling coward. He was so calm and cool about it, but he didn't get mad. He just like your idiot man and so Cleveland. I think you found a on the back is Christine lay still on that show trade off on the other side she got her own show now that huge studio would like an empty chair on the other side was used to banish church is probably just if you were calling probably was like all right. So if Christians leaving I'm just gonna, put a mirror above me, so I can jerk off and watch myself. I that sounds pretty hot. Actually I love to have a good look at talk out every time it jerked off. Will I hear that here that ten and we just want a left turn right here right before we get to Jimbos. We've got a king state kings, Dwight Howard, the worst. Can we say he's the worst made of all time, Benedict? Arnold was pretty bad, really bad,
yeah he's up there I'd say, he's 1a behind Benedict the the best interview ever for anyone who doesn't know. Google Stan Van Gundy and Dwight Howard when Stan Van Gundy gave an interview and said confirmed that Dwight Howard wanted him fired and to the media and then Howard came up put his arm around stand vans like we're good and then stand Van walked. Hey and they said Dwight. You want Stan and fire. Is that that's not true. That's not true, who told yet like will stand a gun. He just told us that that's the joy that sums up Dwight Howard right there, but either way he got traded again. And then to his new team, the nets they just ate a salary and cut him, so kings, takings, Dwight Howard, just become being the worst teammate ever and no one wanting him. He alienated. Maze before we met him. Yeah, that's pretty impressive. I don't know I'd, say: actually it's Benedict Arnold one Delonte W too something legislate, don't go away, yeah, yeah and then Dwight Howard, three. He is it's exceptional, like he
it's kind of he's. The Robert Griffin of Basketball, I think put eat. Put, but not I see what you're saying but like he has there's these not even an ounce of a sympathetic figure like Robert Griffin is somehow now become kind of like a never Griffin right, our. If you're, not one piece swimwear MIKE, I feel bad for quite hell is Dwight Howard lost an arm and an alligator attacks. Then you would be Robert. I'd still be like that kind of deserved it, like all the time to trash of rough outside that I'll get into long term contracts. Yeah I'd give the the end of Dwight Howard's Chris Gonna be fasting because I could not hear already. Well, no, that's, I think, he's going to like and be like one of those guys who ends up in China and just like dunking on people and bring up ridiculous numbers and ever like everyone flipping out about him in China, it's like oh two White Howard, like he's still out there doing it huh. I think what he's going to do is. I can absolutely see, Dwight Howard say I want to win a championship. I want to go to golden state
Steve Kerr's, like we, don't really have a place for you out here. It would or Steve Kerr being like. You know what let's take a shot and then two weeks into the season being like the bottom line. Golden state warriors cut, Dwight Howard, it's like yeah. He actually was that bad of a team. What if he went to Cleveland with Lebron James, the two of those together. So my god he's super t antics. I actually think he would work on the Celtics. Call me crazy. You want that with young price yeah in Kyree. He Dwight Howard, would definitely think he used the alpha, but they wouldn't let him be there, and if I mean, if you didn't fit, he won't fit, but I think he could fit either way. Wait who got Mo Bamba. The man, the magic, no sure the magic, the magic,
got no Bama. He should go to the magic and teach and just be just have go back to the batch. Yet just have the key filled with arms at all times she left it would be like those flailing car sign people that just like advertised car sales just down in the low post at all times yeah I mean I don't hate it. So Dwight Howard, I mean kings staking's forever. I maybe actually do feel sympathy for him by the way I'm confirming. Sources in ok, MOE Bamba to the Orlando MAGIC, as first reported by part of my take a last up. We have Jimbos yep. I got Alfred by Rick Reilly, in burned on twitter by Darren Ravel in the same week, yeah that sucked yeah be tough for that guy? Okay, so so you wanted the Revell Lake Revell. Does this thing he he response to all of our tweets first, while he still like very scared of Pft, like shaking in his boots when he sees pf. I
done today. When I came up to him and he was afraid I was going to do something weird with my handshake right. So like I could've responded, be like dude you You really see me when you were. You had tears in your eyes. At the sight of Pft Revell does this thing where, like he's texting me before we like that's too far when I like come back it up, so I can't really do anything like he just he gets his nerd it's. Everyone's, like he rose mean I just stay silent, yeah, I'm! I don't really want to get text. If I remove, the rebel is half way back up, list because he's still one of my headlines for the rebel times which I sent to him yeah granted? Yes, I sent it to him. You said that he was like what I said. T M Pft Commager, please credit right and he goes yeah. I stole it and I think if you had to I'm sorry right and he yeah he he like was just basically I stole it. No I'll! Let Revell have his phone, he can't really respond. He I mean what should I say I can respond Revell he like when he tweeted me, I'm like alright, then- and this is you don't know me good job, real little text me. If I see something need to our interning for the summer in and
office accidentally said. I have nothing to do all day too loudly to another. Intern has in the last six hours copy and pasting Excel sheets yeah that stuff here, you got to do as an intern. You got to establish yourself as like the top intern they granted. Nobody will give you that title or that responsibility, but if you just take it for yourself and you identify a weaker intern, and you just take all the work that you get and you say hey. Can you help with this project, and then you just give that person all of your work and then they do it for you or you could just like complain all the time and just be ultimately lovable because you're, a big lab and then go off to college and never hear from him again, yeah, fiance leaves for girls night. After five minutes I pulled the laptop in lotion and she walks into Grabber keys deer in the headlights, to say the least. I had nothing to say to him. Here's what you say in that situation. I was going to back off yeah and then you just looked at hang out there
and then you get what you do at that point. You put your hands behind your head and you lean back in your chair and just see where that goes. I like going around leave, set the mood pride fighting my newspaper delivery guy. When I came home late one night, because I thought he was just some asshole trying to litter in the yard- wait here with me how late just throwing paper here that is literally actually yeah. How late did you come home? I mean if you live in the morning yeah I mean that would make sense if you're that fuckedup. Yes, I guess I guess that guy does deserve a little piece of your mind that point didn't want to room with another dude in a work trip. So I told our corporate office that I had a history of night terrors and I needed to room alone. I thought they knew all is full of shit but gaming room since I made up a solid excuse. When I saw the event coordinator and floor, she told me that her son also suffered from night terrors that require treatment and asked how I was coping nervous. I told her that they weren't getting better
or but now, as a file on me in my night, terror saying I'm probably not fit for a promotion whoops. I don't know if that's legal, to not consider somebody for a promotion because of how they sleep yeah, it's your business. What you do in the privacy, your own bedroom, that's persecution. Love is love: men, terrors, terror, EDA Regulations, you're, actually doing the terror victim. I net now Patricia Water, are a couple weeks ago. I Stockton for a solid three minutes just following behind him, because he's with his wife and kids, I didn't want to see him in trouble. Yeah, no, that's much better. I eventually got his attention and shook his hand. However, my wife saw me tailing him and saw how creepy I was being Wasn't trying to bother him, so I just stalked him yeah, I mean you get caught in one of those weird moments where it's like. You missed your shot, probably saying hello in a normal way, and then you just in a good rule of thumb is whenever you see somebody that you'd like to say, what's up to do it within
first five seconds to see them, or else it's weird. Yes just say: what's up at the moment, passes it passes, but one thing that I love so yeah go ahead. Well, I was going to say they know that you want to say: what's up you just say it just say like they can feel it, but don't like linger around. Just let's go up and be like I got. This will appreciate what the thing I like about water parks. So much is you see truly every single walk of life at a water park, you always go there and you see. People who you see like gang members, but they're just having fun on the water slide is a great equalizer yeah. It's just everyone goes there like water when it's hot out water, just cures, everything yeah. Maybe what are the Middle EAST water bills airport yeah, huge waterpark, just turn the entire United States into a water park at work soon enough with global warming. Yes, I got super drunk at a concert. I woke up in the middle of the night and shit in my girlfriends laundry basket
I immediately realized my mistake and had to hand scrub shift out of her clothes at three hundred. Am this knowledge Davenport yeah? I'm sure that took it all out too. She definitely couldn't tell yeah shush it out of water smells so bad human shoot out of water. By the time we were in Philly, and you saw that humans, yeah, those really bad yeah, yeah Horsh. It smells so much better than human journal, incorrect, Oh! I see that she got a water is the worst smell ever I put one hundred and fifty eight orchard yeah, but what about when you saw human ship item puke, therefore porsches worse put PFD to need it. It's true. You guys try to eat it, though, it's got really close to it. Now we just say Cincinnati Chili, which is the same thing just to see if that guy was still healthy. Alright last one I went to the atm to deposit money. I got approached by a stranger who said his card wasn't working. He asked if you could deposit his check in my account and have me cash it out for him. I did it.
It took two days for the check to bounce, and now I just gave a stranger with three hundred dollars with no way of getting any money back, never never trust. Anyone in Baltimore you kind of deserve that yeah Lydiate one time when I was, I think, seventeen years old I was walking out of a restaurant in Strip Mall, and this dude came out to me. He goes hey I'm trying to pawn this necklace, but I don't have any id on me. Can you just take it in an pawn it for me and I'll give you twenty dollars? The guy says it's worth. One hundred I was like yeah. It sounds good for twenty dollars, so I took the necklace in pond. It: course, when you pawn piece of jewelry, you have to give like your id and stuff. So I gave my deep on the necklace went out to the guy. He gave me twenty bucks cops called me like a week later, then ok,
yeah you do turn in stolen property to upon your crime. Yeah except you took a look like the person at the Pawn shop like wrote down. This very shady dude walked in yeah and I didn't let upon it and then my kids five minutes later this seventeen year old kid walked in on the exact same necklace. So I I got away with it, but it's an all time. Dumb move. I mean that I think this guys move is even worse than mine yeah, but the twenty dollars you get to keep it yeah, oh yeah. Oh then it wasn't remove yeah so yeah. It was a great day care in my favorite and you got to talk to the police yeah. Thank you for their service is pretty cool yeah. That actually is pretty cool. We should anyone have stolen ship. They want to turn in. I will probably do it. Yeah yeah for a small fee, and I also have to get to meet a cop yeah, exactly the real gun. All right, that's our
Monday. We have Vince Carter, Vinsanity yeah, big time interview coming, so we will see everyone on Monday. Let me guess
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