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Max Scherzer

2017-10-04 | 🔗

Baseball Playoffs are back and the Yankees fans are back. Andy Reid calling timeouts and a terrible MNF beat(2:30-11:25). Hot Seat/Cool Throne(13:20-25:15). Nationals Pitcher Max Scherzer joins the show to talk about the upcoming playoffs, robot umps, his eyes, and sabermetrics (26:22-50:27). Segments include Talking Soccer(52:35-55:40), Marlins Man is on National Television so we called him(56:41-58:51), Mike Greenberg's dumb rules for the NBA All Star Game(58:52-1:01) and Guys on Chicks with special guest Julie Stewart Binks (1:02:01-1:15:11)​

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This is actually really fun thing, because I thought that the dumpster fire me was losing is starting right. Well, it would have been
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tell me now to be a challenge in front of us much like again, because ok, fine so I'll. Keep it on on baseball. For you or like Pft, said I am a cubs fan. How do you game plan for the Cubs lineup, or do you just not and give up into like this, isn't even worth it we have a game plan with the new report of what it, what I'm trying to accomplish, what I want to do in different situations. Yeah, that's the exciting part, as you have extra time. To really go over everything that all your eyes and every key and really get familiars familiarize yourself with their line up in there and their heads so that you feel one thing that I had any more pattern. I fall into an internet,
The cap is really their whole line up in combination with their able to do so. Is that just one hitters accommodation that they they put get it back up and down the lamp? And that's what makes it difficult when you face in the tub team in a completely like what Well, when I tell you could tell me, tell me comes again: look Bleep disadvantageous centre right now. I'm send you, give actually tell me one of your strengths and then they'll, listen to it in a little game plan for the wrong thing right, you're fast MA am
criticism. What type of mentality you need, so it really by understanding self messing with my entire locker room as a good, gets loving attitude. Officially back, will they they stop now too, because that was the year that they had that, like epic, now tat happened in my answer. I think the cardinal so like news, but I do I actually do acknowledge as well, because it's like attitude but narrative get it right.
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I'm curious what a pitchers do in their office like. I wish you guys do little throwing Mabel stretching but like what like, when you have your offices. It really like vacation coming off days are like days or not young from running lifting the asylum must strangest after we do in Europe. running your doing whether you re milder and spreads reverse.
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play with their great guys, poverty. I love by what I learned a lot from home, but I mean yeah when you can strike a blow a nickel. Simon and didn't drone therein yeah that negative and find? Yes? I think I think I rode if God, given that gap,
I respect again. Do you do? Do you get mad about Phillips, no, not there at the right moment. All you if it's a big situation is late, the game
the boy. That's a true, unwritten rule savant right there like the right right is linked to the new wants. The unwritten rule is there's always like you can always find a way out of it, but it's the right time. My play saw gathers unwritten rules about win. It's ok to break the unwritten rules. Russia's great groundwater, at a rod run across your mount mania.
put that on the idea, so that I can tell you now? You just basically said: go ahead, come on come on, I'm really. Why do terrible? I wouldn't feel ok, interesting you're, a big seeber, metrics guy, we're big Sabre metrics, guys so tell us why you should win the sigh young, even though you have to less winds and curse, Ardashir fewer Don't go out there in the mountain focused what you can control at how it their memories are implying that now just focus on what you control mechanism and to my form like an disgusting
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Catches have to worry about trying to frame the pitch before they brought the runner. gosh you change in a game if you go directly to a robot empire and she said you have to think about how it again look like
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whereas it is above all, oh shit, mouths. When I close everyone, everyone thinks it until October. They say baseball, please reply to you ass. You see you museum, yeah. Ok, I think the year actually, the real Mr October goes. One October comes around a baseball Europe, urethra children, you always show up get out of town, Reggie Jackson, hey we're gonna talk to you later on the plans. Does your Mr October? Ok, what's it will see later blood? I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you I really bring about. When I talk to you later.
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I figure this shit out when you switch at all when swap at all. If they deal with the problems and problems, never been saying. Oh, it's interesting that the India, as they had the one, almost arguing that people are really love to watch right de LA deepened asthma good for one. That's ok, but I like historically, was correct a decent when watch gives you a killing dollar one hundred ninety five, two hundred ninety three game: a euro and then like somehow, you're, gonna be leubronn and stuff, curry captains or, if Kevin Durant's, the captain, and he asked to pick oh, what the Brown has to be like. Do I want carry or do I want Kevin love O interesting? And what
Kevin ran if he's captain and then the Brown picks better team busy just switch to his team. Yet you know that's that it's like Yankee, swap yes at the very end, very learned that he must think he's. Gonna win a maturing them. Oh, they should do Yankee swap where they are
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