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Happy Bobby Bonilla Day. We try to crunch the numbers on what we’d want as a payout like Bobby’s. (2:15-6:25) Stephen A Smith is horny again but this time he has a point. (6:26-15:35) Hot Seat Cool Throne including the guy who created a top 370 porn star list online. (16:20-31:15) We have our friend Timm Woods on the show for an hour plus of Dungeons and Dragons and the story takes quite the turn. (33:11-1:37:56) Reminder no show Friday,Takies Monday
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if only a day, the big stay in all of sports, Bobby Bonilla gets his one million one hundred and ninety three thousand two hundred and forty eight thousand two hundred and forty two numbers anymore. Two hundred and forty eight dollars paycheck every July first so happy to buy bunny at the ultimate flex. He still has fourteen years left on this thing. Congratulations Bobby Body a day, day by day for him haven't virgins, is that outside the math, but again I'm not that good at division or multiplication. It's a lot of Virgil by of has an awesome contract, and I thought tat once his guns. The fifth or sixth year when use outside a baseball and so get paid. You see less these contracts coming true, but the more M b tv rights deals start to come in the more you're seeing Claire's push up and said. Yeah I'll take some deferred money come down alone. It's a good deal. Oh it's like this like when that scratch on millions for life or whatever it is like. I would absolute
Take a deal like dad said of giving me all the money straight up. In fact, out almost prefer that if you were to say like Pfc, I'm gonna give you either twenty million dollars under twenty twenty fifth birthday, or I'm gonna, give you a million dollars here till your fifty I'm apps. We take the million time fifty, if I'm twenty five I'm just gonna like under, spend it like Billy Football word. Yes, disguise, yet what a jet skis have, like my own judgment, farm it's a socially just, leaving it saving some for later saving that last by the sandwich for ten years down the line, when you know you're, probably needed it. Actually, it's perfect than tat. I obviously happens. Every joy first put today where we're sitting here reporting this June thirtieth, dear and Williams, actually got his last paycheck from the New Jersey nets. Now the Brooklyn nets any hasn't played for them for five years, so I love these taper contracts where a guy keeps getting paid for ever and I
You can do it more vows by Bernie. I would have gone even further. I would again like half a million for eighty years fuck it just keep go on forever and never had and you could always just bank on it like that. One day, he probably he probably has like the biggest party in the month of June being like. Yes, what shall I first, I get another paycheck in its awesome umbrage again, oh yeah, you definitely at be like a bouncier castle in the clown in a dunk tank and everything like every July. First, that's the biggest holiday of the year for you. What if you just got like fifty thousand dollars a year for the next like how going be seventy five years, so your kids would still be getting that contract after you're done up even better yeah. That back does not got whatsoever, though know it doesn't get. Fifty thousand dollars would have to be like seven hundred years or something lerigo your dog,
kids, your great grandkids get it like you had. Actually all that would be ensuring is that your grandchildren are gonna, be like the lazy pieces are, should averages Obiang, even if you have like twenty grandkids like I get my four thousand dollars a year come in every July first, and only to get a job we just we're so bad at math. We just went from Bobby Rodya Day to talking ourselves into like, like the six year of our job, of progressive insurance, like writing like underwriting auto insurance for people like that, like what about, like a fifty, five thousand dollar year job like real comfortable benefits like what about that essence, and so bad Dwight Dwight sure sixty thousand dollars a year being a co manager of a hotel in Hell. That is really the dream for anybody. That's the american dream right there! Yes are so that that their congratulations by bony, it's always great empire bony a day I am. Unfortunately, it is unfortunate that dear Marvell, as CO, opted Babylonia Day, I'm sure he'll, we need to remind Jake to get he needs. It
its thousand one tonight make sure he gets icons go and right away. And also break it down, a million different ways are mental note Jake. When you get to this point, he listens before every show make sure you have a full list of things Bobby Bony Day by both yearly and for the the length of his contract. I want the weirdest shit. You can come up with So the other thing we have gone on. Finally, we have em players going to their facilities than getting ready to go to. Orlando feels like it's Oh precarious feels like they're. Still I would stand up happening in my mind. Is that the teams that can She went something are going to feel the full teams and you see a team like the nets that are just. It feels like everyone's drop, unlike eyes. They don't really want to be there and get the shit kick out of them by the box, but the big news today in the NBA. If we finally have the elephant, that's in the room the whole time, Stephen, a Smith addresses it head on and says it's gonna be an issue
without horny, everyone's gonna get trying to get out of the bubble to hook up, and let me tell you if an expert that can speak on this. It is deepening Matthew itself admitted horny for hours on hours every day? few hours, maybe not all day long, but if you guys do everyday all day, he's not horny. That's why where's? The big pants, so we can easily conceal an erection that he might have it's it's tough to pitch a tent in like a tarp, that's hanging around your belt, like it's a hot air balloon trip around your waist, so yes, tv, I think we talked about this important. I take a couple weeks ago. You were saying
real problem was gonna, be there's no ice cream machine. I was saying the real problem. Is we don't know the groupie situation? We need when horse to go head to head against even Smith, to have that debate on first take, so we can finally get to the bottom of it all right. Lahti, shaming you just did got. Nor do I just go and is a matter of great I'm nuts. I maintain that when horse nothing one way or another whose taken which side you just assumed when horse retaking writer inside genuine you we have behind. You talked about seventy swiftly and horny, but it's a real thing. It's it's a real issue, real issue again, no doubt about it. If you are a single mba player and you're down inside that bubble for up to what a month and a half, maybe with no Moreover, release shall we say: there's gonna, be there his letters passed around like there were in every single college storm which ended up being fake, saying like we need you to start masturbating, because his clogging up the showers,
credit to you by the way for keeping the dreams like a twelve year old, whose assumed this shall be like that. That call fire, if, if it's a single mba player credit to you for that, because we are all married NBA players. They want you to think about it. It'll be straight to the ice cream. Mine listens out Doug Christie set a model that will never be broken for NBA players in the early two, thousands thats how these guys operate one woman at a time Hank Rigour say something. Now it is curious. I what would you like? How'd? You saw this issue because you think realistically they should, how old you do all you do. Is it very easy fixing the same thing as the Korean Vespa Association? Did you get sex stalls and stance, so every player gets to pick, on, like their Alice Cooper out a concert back in like the late seventies, and they they just point to their body guard. At the end of
every game like I want that want to come back stage. It would be funny similar to a poor grab bag when you go play, unlike the play station ball, and they give you a pair sunglasses in a cheap watching their like hey here's. Basically, the same thing is getting paid. Every single mba player got like a flashlight and some lube in a browsers password and was like hey here's, how He hears how we stay safe, everyone. Good just causes your money to gather through the arrow we can't have well, maybe that's what they meant like movie night came so tonight, and everyone like it's like everyone, just gotta sits there. They give him one their own blanket. They sit and watch watcher camp girl at night, that's how they really mean what own only fans on their back there's. I note I do
size. It is just whoever wins the game of Oki cookie. Won't you in the community's television reward. You guys sage, if you address, if you had to guess twelve June thirtieth, what percentage that there will be a full basketball like red, like that, like from exactly others, haven't scheduled. A hundred per cent. Because I'm not willing to doubt myself now. It's the only thing that I've got born before to the end. So call me delusional call me insane. I think it's a hundred percent gonna happen. I won't hear any evidence to the contrary. Anything that might make me change my mind cuz. I don't want to go down that dark road. Think it's had Henderson ten percent either. You haven't because are very adamantly trying to make it happen liked. It seems like Adam Silver, like we need to bring it back. Well, here's thing: course I don't write and yet, but I don't think you're gonna be deterred by a couple positive tests. I think it's gonna be weird. I think there's gonna be guys that are going to miss time. I think there's gonna be teens. It looked like skeleton crews. By the way, SAM Decker still can
play. So maybe one of these teams sign SAM Decker for a couple days, now just an idea, but I think they're gonna get it we're gonNA A vast body enjoy d: tat. Maybe there's somebody's gonna make it to the files I went well. We gather what nuggets whatever happens in the middle of the season gets wiser, that's where it gets interesting once once one team starts to have a bunch of players that have to sit out for a while at what point Adam Silver, say: ok, we're cancelling this whole operation is indebted. I point you're gonna, get all the conspiracy theories come around saying there. Cancelling it because the broad economic finals out of your words anyway. No it just absolutely does not count they. I think there they're gonna power through it, like, I think, if you, if you have a team it's easier. Obviously, as you get further down the line, because there's less teams, there's less play, personnel everything
it's easier when there's like four teams left and I think when we talk about guys like leaving the bubble. I don't think it's the guys that are playing for a championship. Do you have to worry about? I think it's, the guys that know that they're going to dismiss is going to be in the Lakers. I understand, but they're going to get the shit kicked out of them when they like in the first round by the Lakers, are the clippers in the box and they're like why the fuck am I here why the hell am I like trying to sit inside all night and play Xbox in like watch Disney movies? the guys that are going to be like fuck. This stay world. Spencer Dinwiddie comes down with covered the day after he says that he was gonna where trillion on the back of his jersey to bring awareness to the national debt crisis stay where I still really understand. That's like been one of those things since I was in second gray eyes for money. You have been averages like dead people, making clock showing how big the national debt is getting as like world next year. This,
come due and we're all gonna be a lot of trouble. I put on a credit or the way I have always assumed that the national debt works. Is that what would we owe to China to its China? We ought to lobby ok, so whoever we owe to the China's, like our bookie a basically or saying we'd, rather, you just keep playing then try to collect all this money has gone to too far in our past, where we can get it. So that's all that's happening we have a Bobby beneath a contract with the nation of China right now are we owe them a certain amount of money. It's a small amount of money that we have to show them every single year. As long as we keep those payments go and then we can keep Eddie it's the spread. Yet what are you saying last point that will last point kitty. Are you recording? Although you are, I am recording sure I'm according audio, oh I'm not recording I'm going to video you are right, but I see neurons. Recording a video, oh shit. We have according video and are you
courting video em. Not recording in the background where its side, the gallery of you. So I didn't I record ex. According me, yeah aspect, do. I need an hour. I've says: recording shy, star, recording, audio and quick time enough, probably not at this point you, can keep all this and now it's great behind us two to Lakers players, applause for corona. They never reported who- and they reported pretty much every other allay fears as positive. I kind of like this. We should start, you know what they should do. If there's knock, I have we're, not gonna have a season. They should let us start betting on these things. They should lead us they're paying on who tested positive, and that will be its own sport, where she is instead of sports sports are now just getting a hundred celebrities or athletes in a room and just betting on who would get kroner virus?
So I think the news need news which we need to flip it, because we want to. We don't want to be rooting for people to get sick or not. We just need a flippant and say I'm gonna bet on whose not gonna get a virus, that's fine. I don't care, I don't care how we phrase it. I just think that's a good new sport. You watch them. You can bet it's basically like watching reality, television like big brother with celebrities and The gamble is, who will stay kroner virus free putting all my money on Tom Brady, because, even even if he gets it he's not gonna admit that he has and if he gets it he's gonna just he drinks so much water that Just knock on effect, and he wouldn't it meant that he had it and he would be like the super super super spreader and, like other fine, I'm totally for he's a gun, fine, I drink six gallons of water. Today it I haven't even a strawberry, since I was for no chance, I have it. I must get
you are hot seat, cool throne and then we'll get the dungeon dragons a can't. Miss dungeon dragons by the way, no show Friday no show Friday Monday will be Arte keys. We have recorded a bunch of the takings, get excited for that Monday to take you so hot Sql joins brought. You buy bud light seltzer, try for yourself and see why the great taste of bud lights out there is putting all others on the hot seat. For the July I know we know you need some ice cold, but light and Seltzer Light Seltzer Sore Memory Use code, P, M T, Andres, leading fibre five dollars off your first purchase of but late Seltzer delivered right to your door. That is drizzly, p m T code, P, T Butler Seltzer, take it upon themselves, are OK huts Eagle, drawn Hank. I have seen as Gus. So stay stay will. Once again, I know not attend we'll hack out and I'm say, two things happened. The same day coincidence that all the people decide but this morning this is of real news. I realize news breaking
these three members? The Toledo City Council have been taken into custody by federal law enforcement officers so far that guys unwilling to comment except to say it is an ongoing matter which is it Second, because young people said my couch coach dogs on these terrified schools. While you go back street out and make a lot of sense and then yours later from our Jake Mars tweeted, just in preliminary report, suggests head coach go start endowed with a serious health square earlier this morning. It is not only be life threatening, but a status for tonight's coating care, so maybe in jeopardy fears, torsion, coastal, speedy recovery, ok by this time. The time you listen, this the news that already broken Gus Divergent has had a heart attack. He is on life. Support he's had a heart attack in reality, So that's that's happening in the video game world than reality. I realized
we finally have a vacation. We have had a vacation a really long time and also supports coming, but one pink, excluding sports come back in July, so we're gonna have like no July and August Break really either so I'm going to gas turbines me in the hospital till Sunday night Sunday night, when we get back into it, take a break always good to take a break. Take a step back just chill out for a second I may happen. On a stream. I know the dozens are playing. A tribute M on Wednesday night on the part of my speech twitch. What was it called the lesser evil I like that, I got it doesn't, but its programming changes can be Wednesday at regularly scheduled time at eleven and eleven a m on yeah. It's gonna periscope and it's gonna perverts beyond the normal channels. Okay, so that's happening, so I may hop on. Do some fuck around on its which I feel like it, but I needed a break. I needed a chill out for second the to lead.
Oh bribery skin. Have I've told you guys the time that I like there was issue when I worked in real think Chicago and day there was a bribery scandal which happens like every year in Chicago government, but in the department of buildings, and it was like when it like one of the people I worked with all the time to get permits from was wrapped up in it. I can't tell you the disappointment that someone you can feel when realize you could have been bridling, someone get things done quicker and are you like What am I chopped liver? Do you think that you made me miss some of the signals when they were asking for brides and you just weren't cool enough to pick up on it cuz? That would be. That would be. Would it would be worse for me, I'd be living in fear that, like I put off vibes that I'm not drivable Obviously, I probably is it's actually very similar to the time that Hank Hake was with three win win. Hank David, I went to the to the breeders coupled with
Welker and then the next year it came out that he was doing ecstasy at the Kentucky Derby, and I was like so we're clearly squares like a call for us and he acts. So that hurt my feelings, but this one really hurt my feelings. I remember the woman, I work with all the time and she was caught up in it and my boss, like how to sit down and like you, weren't bribing anyone right now like no, but I fuckin way what is considered a pain in the ass along to sit in line every day with the department of buildings, so I aeronauts later don't do it. It's I'm sure someone's going through what I'm feel. What I felt back in the day when it's like damn I couldn't, could have my job, be a lot easier yeah when I working in software down in Austin Texas, one of our clients, was a government organization that weighed and manufactured and one didn't manufacture what they weighed and packaged and distributed peanuts. It was like a big agriculture
client and they got trouble, troubles zero, getting kickbacks from all the different vendors that they were doing business with. I was pissed off. I was salesperson and I knew that I could charge a lot more. Our race could have been way way higher, just with the understanding that I would give them money back. On the other side, I missed out on a shitload of commissions, but definitely I never. Made by the FBI, but that is cool. That's very cool too, like be working in office environment and have a bunch of FBI, agents as long as you're wearing those blue wind breakers writing like storm in through the doors? That's the awesome situation to find herself distort the moral of the story is being a good person is good, except for the moments when you feel like you would lose out on some fought right. I'm all unhappy with the choices made there, but there was that oh, like fuck, a guy. Could a fuckin
well, I've criminality, Macedonia, MRS Doyle, and rush and alarming thrill. That's right! That's the real thing. Is they couldn't find, really find yourself? I could one wire for for the governments to to cap capture. Everyone now would be trilling too did you can earn to witness protection? Does Maybe this is somewhere tight like Hawaii yeah awesome, what you're cool throng like alternative herb curbing enthusiasm, green light for eleven treason. I know because you didn't nest. I like glasses as much. I thought it was. It was probably the best Since season of the like two or three. I think, where David with Corona it's gonna, be amazing. It got better towards the end. I just thought there were some of the summit. Episodes were like almost parity of curb that they were oh curb where's, like sixteen different things, were happening right. You I mean, and also there's something about curb like peak curve, good you new kind of what was happening, but you also like got stand alone. By the cringe
This last season, like you know exactly, however, is gonna play out. Perfect you, no one's gonna, get cringe right right, but I think the corrupt coronal error David, like there's, no there's, no better. We also. Yes, I would just like to see a come back for real sex real Saxon, taxicab confessions, if you guys ever watched taxicab confessions out, was in all the areas. It is amazing, was now it's totally different like this one is like people on the back of a cabin New York and they say the most embarrassing shit. They start doing the most embarrassing shit and then, when they get out of the capital. Ok, can you son really saying that it's ok for us to put this on tv? They sure go ahead. They should do that for goober. Over confessions now is backward teepee blue light did tv, wasn't I give you said he I go head put me on HBO, there's a chance, Is it like? Seventy five percent of your family and friends never saw sir. So back in the day when porn wasn't super widespread, so anything you got that, like maybe you saw bra, are a knee you're like yeah. This is this. This is enough
do the trick. For me right right, I what's your hussy cool thrown fifty my hot seat is firecrackers. So now York, is dealing with an explosion of firecrackers in fireworks. They ve been goin off every single night for, like the last three weeks, so may through an immediate outside my house a couple weeks ago. It was really lad, didn't realize how loud and eighty really was, but a sound. Like a real life explosion out there. So, but there on the hot seat because although they ve been kind of annoying for the last couple weeks, I did some digging into the can evolve of sales and the expected rate of sales of fireworks over the course of any given year, they produce enough fireworks to be able The fourth of July, so right now people have bought. So many fireworks and use enough room already that there's not gonna be enough. Love left over for the fourth, least in New York City. Further, maybe like it com is calmer, the normal for the July in New York City, which
the better we can agree to begin with, but yeah like everything nighters it's just like one explosion after the other outside my windows, crazy, yes, yes, I, its ever, it's like two in the morning like clockwork here, fireworks and, I believe, all the threads about them. The fireworks there like. The government's probably lighting M, gets right I'm trying to confuse us. I don't know, but all I know is. I hear a lot of fireworks, correct My other had seized the Buffalo bill because the other area. Players are from outside of New York state. Instead, it's that have newly enacted printing policies for people flying it. You are so whenever the bills start to practise, they're gonna have to wait like two weeks to get most their team out there on the field. So in that, and also getting the other Josh Alan came noon and the division. This is,
to be a very tricky off season. Tricky training camps set up for those against circle, the wagons ahead of time right now. Yes, at the bills, I mean CS now becomes one of the most interesting divisions in all football with care go to the pages, but had the bills. Just like the fact. The bills could win a division, I'm thinking about the bills wearing division having a home play off campaign is now shaking his head. It's exciting to think about. May we have came now there you don't know if news came, noodles basically Josh Elena, how many Wednesday evening to page or have the sheer now twelve, why that's knows the pack I know I don't know about that as well. I think the Wright Brothers I told your brother like there's like I feel there is some type of like a bright yours
I'll check robbery going on world like they're, trying to like really put on for this, is you think they would resign? Antonio Brown, that would be hilarious? One body said he's hearing it like he's area. Oh my god, those raise gotta go mad rail, the books. Oh I died one key brown now an incredible the patriots, reassigned internal Brown and was like you know what enough times past. They should resign and entreated him to the bills again, yes and values it works at the second time Michael were thrown is John away. Does he just turned. I feel like sixty years old or something like that, but I don't know what pact what blood oath was signed by every member, the NFL media that said that they add to wish John away a happy sixtyth birthday, but literally everybody did like I've, never seen this many p, just come out of the woodwork to wished to wish a single general manager owner or any sort seem employee like happy, happy birthday, but everybody bent
if for John away and was a k, a John just say no, wishing happy birthday, I got your back. You up. Every John always is love for, although I will see if he, if you can't, the Broncos or never good. Again, under his watched as he lose. That's. Why you never should take that type of job. I know he won one like in the front office, but you could be We wrote it. You gotta, just gonna write offered the sunset, be the legend, never take any risks with the organization and yet now all you occupation like the liver and magical thrown in into John away. How many guy? Ok, Something is wrong. Let you go casino yes and good. Wants. What do you got? No glad I go ahead, my husband at my house. It is bigger than my ass. It is then begins on the hot seat, because he just came out to support attics and then Monday night. We ve got
one of the all time tweets, twitter, threads ever Liam, not our Liam, but at simple pilgrim tweeted. Top three hundred and seventy porn stars parentheses, not up for debate, and then he would listed three hundred and seventy porn stars according to his rankings, which is not up to debate and just to sometimes you gotta, just Tipp your cap, like man, the internet, I was good, like down was good what that guy just did, and I just feel bad for guys, like big Ben who are required, born attics, who see something like this and privacy alot of names you ve never seen before and yeah, maybe find love again online now region that this wasn't written by big bear. That was my first thought is good list. Rufus burger I any was only female porn stars right, correct correctly, so
I would imagine I would actually like to see with big bends best male part porn. Star list is because you know he's, got away it's a galaxy bandits guy, like admired the stroke of a Peter northward about when you first saw like the milk fund or videos, you probably sent text all his friends like you guys, got check this out, disguise games so smooth each grocery store and boom. He just guess come home, asleep amidst awesome to do just tat. He just drive around in his boss and Fox Chicks and his boss is so it's real too. It's crazy! It's how always crazy. How would you feel if you're a porn star they didn't get put on this list? Well, I think you could you could spins on it and be like hey, I'm unranked, but you know I got I got years to go. I think if you're a young, younger pornstar, not on the list, you can spin it if you're older and your time is past, it might hurt bet, but he also he's clearly got some again here again. We're not gonna argue all says: Shiloh thousand three, fifty four
and I'll LISA and and ninety four is absolutely atrocious, but again not can argue knock. We're not can argue about, but yeah LISA and ninety four, like, like committee, got that when wrong. That's right, that's that's awful. Their debts, that's one of those when we do and we got mad about the NFL one hundred list like IE If you even if you Esther hey Day, you gonna put her in like even if we didn't see why tittle play you gotta know that he meant something to the gate right. She changed a hundred percent. I thought I was a little bit disrespectful and a desk you towards the east coast as well, but that is expected. I'd, so that's were hot seat. I just I fucking with me. The talk this guy don't actually apply. Would it is? Is twitter, Bio is Captain a team America Future suspended user? So lazy self aware
My right, Michael, is best observed from a distance like Monet panic. My cool throne is Ziegler Elliot because he got caught on was alive stream. Twitch saying I'm Sophie right now are ok and lighted, the area like you, I walked out stream reliable moment. Upstream forgot commuters MIKE, and you can hear him clearly like smoking born yeah. Well, then, yes, he was talking, allegedly he called out and said he was talking about drinking. So, like you in a fake news, media Hank. Sorry, that's just not how it worked. There are as Eagle related moment, though I actually left my MIKE on for last sixteen hours. Another day I left my house and and Hake was I go. I think you just left everything. Oh well, that's ox among be home for twelve hours up up up up up. Let us our barking and my son crying us very much it yet
The other day when I was finishing up with a desk, I just sat down on my couch and left everything on and people like a thing fifty soon a bit right now, just like laying their talking to my dog about how glad I was that by chinese food and getting hit on the whole bit. I tat is our hearts equal towards, let's get to TIM Woods all time all time. All time, Judging dragons episode again reminder no show on Friday, but we'll be back on Monday with a take his ward so be safe and all that and fifty who do we got before TIM what's before It's him woods! It's me and his time. You know that we love me Andy's. I wear Monday's every single day that I'm worn underwear, that's just the fact that the only pair of underwear that I currently own- I love my me Andy's. You will to you, know it's the worst a small thing ever an empty underwear jor, because it's all in the dirty laundry. Well, it's the thing that you can just get me: undies membership and eradicate that terribleness forever. You know what I've actually reach the point now:
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So far, our adventure has been highly successful in the village of greenest. Our caravan had pulled up only to find the village under attack and after interrogating some cobalt and fighting some cold. This on the way to the central keep in this village, we kind of managed to find out that this town had been under attack by red, robed coldest, who were trying to grab every piece of treasure that they could get their hands on in this village, and we did come up with a little bit of a steam once we reach the castle to use a big pot of chili stew in order to lure the Cults Dragon minion to the castle, and once it arrived this great mighty blue dragon, Lennithon have been disgusted with the castle that she saw. We started launching attacks against her and trying to convince her in different ways and use a couple of different strategies to see. If we could do some of this dragon- and we did succeed in annoying her enough to the point where, when
The Mazurka Billy, the boar cleric Goliath had made it. Critical hit to talk to this dragon and convince the dragon to let him climb onto her back and to fly away from this castle and to stop helping these call. This that happened. The dragon took off the cold. This we're like yeah, await words and got very upset when they saw their dragging their big artillery flying away with one of these adventurers from the castle, and then the last moment had been the dragon kind of leaning back and saying right rock man. Let's talk and its clear that you had, influence over the dragon. Berserker Billy, but the dragon is by no means on our side. Just yet, but is listening to you at the moment. Not was the state of play where we ended the last time and as I get a legacy,
where we are right now. It also announced- and congratulations are in order, because we are officially level too now that the level of yeah eating that got how we are to carry yes are inventor. I I want to know what's going on with level too, but before we get to level two it might just so we were set. I'm still stronger than Billy right. I guess depends on you know, having can some influence over a dragon is certainly powerful but also extremely risky. I would say you're both level to your both going to be pretty equally powerful, more or less. Ok, I want now to be stronger than the other. While all this is. This is an interesting because you re at highlighted in your strength, is slightly higher, I think of my work- say no more use of the strengths status.
Frank. The certainly got he's a he's like day, tar Gary and if the ways dragon he's not he's guy, you bill, I'm really not strong. It's just that. I am stronger. So what happens with level two, absolutely so speaking of strength, or the barbarian when you hit level to your ability that you gain is a very simple one. It's called a reckless attack whenever you want, you can go to go crazy and go full opens with your weapon, and you get to role to be twenties into a higher number when you its act somebody, but if you choose the reckless attack option than any attacks against you, that turn also get the same advantage for that you're going full opens. No defects is what you do when you do a reckless ok. I like that, unlike the uncle homo sooner Sir,
might not get reference, but yeah, that's fine! That's we abbeys and absolutely true that and then Wayne awaiting the barred, your ability that you're gonna be gaining at level. Two you gained a new spell and spell I chose for you is called unseen servant. You someone a little air elemental, a creature pure air that nobody can see and it can fly around and pick things up for you a cowardly attack. It only has one hip point, but nobody can see it, and so you can get up to a lot of mischief with your unseen seven imaginary friend. As an imaginary branches. Ice lay right exactly and it can pick up small things since, in addition to the spells, you already had like a disguise self to change your shape, so they looked like somebody else and hideous laughter. You can make somebody just start laughing uncontrolled going and would have brought about
small guy. That flies said he said he can pick up small objects and bring them back to me how smaller we talk about here, because it sounds like where you're describing is just like a drug runner format. Basically he can deadly, carry like coins, small, how witches things like that so for smuggling things these creatures ideal for carrying Rick's, not so great in a kind of record, is not woodland. Pass: what about a kilo? Could he carried a kilo of something there. Isn't it there's a certain amount by a kilo, I would say, is the perfect sites are not random questions images problem, I had you accept Bitcoin. When you do these dungeon, I can under Maastricht, undermine geomancy mastering session. I I've never been offered Bitcoin, but I'm. Supposing now you say it. I wouldn't turn it down. Let's get that go again. Rewards are paying you Bitcoin,
I'm going to leave twice as no. Yes, I too, who also we also have Hank, Hank, absolutely hanky abilities you would gain our first of all. You have a mask of many faces, which is the same ability Wayne has you can now shape ship so that you create an illusion around you up some one else that you have seen and you can disguise yourself just as well as the board now, but you also gain a new spell called hellish rebuke when someone a taxi, You can shoot a dirty look at them and narrow your eyes and they'll just burst into a playing a NASA like your mom, when your mom's has not so far, because that is Hank Keg, hey can kill you with his looks. I figured out the appropriate. You can just like any time you tat, they attack you and you can just shoot them. A look at your birthday person, parliament in its lawns, attack that you don't have to use your turn on somebody else, love it all perverts, Billy and then
darker Billy, you already. I wore priest and I wanted to let you know that you now have the war priest abilities where two times per day you can. Swing your hammer and then gives us the free strata Is that what you swing? You can swing again. The only limit is you can only do that two times per day right now, then you have another ability. You just gained called guided strike. That's where you call upon your war, god- and you just add a plus ten to whatever you just rolled on a particular attack nice acknowledging that once per day, so that the one shot for a really important attack in theory with your big hammer, but
Also, why the highlight I actually looked up gods in the Goliath Pantheon and in theory the war God that you follow the most popular Goliath. Davy would be covered up. He the ram lore. So unless you want to go through some other options, cavity the ram- Lord is not just the God of July. It's in general. He is the God of Competition and games as well and every game that collides play within their society, and there are many of them, such as goat, ball and a few other games. He is the patron of all those games. You care a lot about competition, whether its in war or just for fun. Highlighting the nice? Is research yes or put all of our like personnel? Billy's? God is essentially just a commissioner football, yet he basically so he gave he gave Hank works, and what does he gave me aired
hugs all often gave Billy being just obsessed with competition. Any he gave drug guy of tee the ability to smuggle you're fuckin smart temperature. Observe the skies yourself as well. I figured these. These were important piece of information and all credit goes to the designers of the different d and e books. They all came up with a whole there's. Thirteen different goliath- God you could have picked from I just figured the God of Competition- seems a very approach through this, just as ever, Billy finds a way handsome and and and that's all, your level, two abilities everybody's, have been gradually issues. You did get extra points which are gonna, be very important today. I think, but those are the most important abilities that you would have gained and that with that I would also let us know that we know where things kind of left off last time, but I also want to say that in the castle, since the dragon flew away were seen that
This got really upset, but they are still trying to surround the castle right now. We see them forming a lying around the castle, a kind of siege line starting to form a right. They rode figures. Elves humans endorse all pointing swords and bow was up at us and cobalt in their number is well some of these big lizard looking dog creatures as well as there's a big pile of the towns treasure that they have piled up behind their defensive line and a kind of forbidden circling a group of army around and that a kind of treasure pile as well. We are also seeing that someone is being brought forward from out of the crowd she's being hurried on a big chair, appalling keen being carried by four contests, and she has the nicest coldest robes use ain't he's wearing a golden mask made of pure gold.
With all these tendrils coming off of it and sheep points up with you at the castle at least the people were in the castle right now and then prisoners are being brought forth villagers who are tied up in their hands and it seems like colds or poking them with spears and assuring them forward. And there is this big Eight on the wall who is like the leader of the town are obviously here or some kind of big important. Mucky mucking is big plate mail with a huge sword and he seemed to be pointing down in trying to assess what's going on out there. So now there were a news: situation, I want to say that today we would start by rolling a new initiative. So the first things every everyone is gonna do is gonna role at the twenty eager and add their dexterity bonus sadness. The dexterity bonus for Wayne would be plus two four norm. It would also be a plus two in back. Everybody here has a plus two acceptable,
Billy you of a minus one over unfortunately, more about strength then bring dexterity. Everybody ought. I trust you That's why you're wide receiver? Now I gotta fifteen fifteen total after the blessed in I fifteen. So you got a seventeen total love it. I got a nine right mine and then is that before your plus two, that is a performer posters, Let it before the plastic, you hadn't eleven, Awesome norm got you down and Mazurka Billy haven't you do. I have four
poor and you're the line it's one on this, so unfortunately, that's a three for research or Billy is exciting, you're, the one on dragon back so on your turn, organist see exactly what happens with the dragon, but how did a elect you agitate TIM Workin? Actually have Jake's it incurs. Hang us to attend due of minor emergency subjects, can sit in he's, gonna be Hank for a few minutes here, Sir Jake you roll Jake's over sit down, put on lower twenty you're gonna ETA plus to do whatever number you wrote. It stated that I have here the MIKE ninety nine to try and never coming back. Where is this? What is I like? You were you just said: Hank has many faces now and he guys look. That's what he's darted copy have now is Jade whom he just changes is appearing here. Even is boys. Change is not a solution. I love it. Ok, It sounds like with a nineteen on the dye out with a plus two would be a twenty one. Is that right, yup? That's early,
Joe NA, so first of all, Erlich would be going first in our teams. Initiative followed by Wayne then norm than Berserker Billy, but I'll be. I have already rolled for the monsters were around your soggy interrupting our end in our turns with what they do and the first person to go is actually that baby night on the wall. You are realising that this night is doubly actually not from this town, he's a visitor same as you, but he seems like he is strong and authoritative and he's taking control of the situation so right now we all see Oliver characters would see him a pro. Jeanne Erlich on the walls, and he seemed to speak in a kind of raw voice with a thick accents and is available. We gotta go see. What's going on other real got some troops out there.
There's regards you. What's going on and dump the sun night seems like he hasn't insignia on his shoulder, let's again insignia of a cat of some kind and he is approaching protein Ehrlich right now, but
erlich- would be more than welcome to talk to him. If we want to talk for Erlich right now, otherwise any of us could approached this night talking Gimme a free action will have to do it on our current does look as actual hanks get away with the feeling, I'm allergic to catch all know and artists. Oh my god, and so you get an interview. Can can you approach him like you're doing a sideline interview, better known in the interview beatin? I just took asthma attack to profit, he's a good and in fact Erlich will be super good, interviewing people. He has a charisma bonus of plus two, so roller de twenty plus two, if you're trying to interview the sky and find out who is this night, seems to be on our side is inside the castle. Thirteen very go Gertie a guy with a plus two, then you gotta, fifteen total and with the fifteen he's gonna start answering your questions, but first he introduced himself extends a gauntleted hand and he flips up his adviser, and you see this guy is deeply built strong, looking older. Do we extend the hand he says should serve to overturn this are overturn a pleasure to meet you? Are you could just call me, sir? Oh sir, oh it's a pleasurable John taken commander. This whole situation and I've seen a lot of culture so outside here right now
Culture is culture, this is culture, we may. We met cultural dragons, yes or Jake. Ass squash right there, sir, would you want me? You yearned you're journalists come on earth, so cocoa, ah come off that big title and asked me a question about the indeed very time for my lustrous career, I've done a great job, all my work and they ve got prisoners, and I know some information about this cult. Are easing of union play find out what is getting just try to do it like a talk about the game? Yeah, maybe ten, more legally. Referring to this. This is a pre game internets. So, let's find out what his tactics or for his plane and attack gets imports aboard material Jake. What What are your opponents bigness weaknesses? Jake?
he says: well, you got rid of the dragon over the number one thing: we're gonna got rid of dragging our feet wide awake greatness and any any gestures. Eddies insignia- and you can tell it's some kind of a strange cat on your shoulder- can tell exactly what you goes so lighters go like you do know you ve heard of lawyers. They are magical beings in the world of tea in the kind of a cross between a tiger in aligning think, but they have magical powers and he is telling you that the weakness of this cult right now without their dragging their weakness, would be the leadership. If we can eliminate the leadership, then this cult is not going to want to stick around in this like most of them are cowards. Just random called this. You probably are just being pushed into working here, attacking this village, and if we took out the high priest is that would deftly get them to flee unfortunate.
It looks like he's pretty well protected right now and I, as he's gesturing down and pointing out her defences, uses an arm really word, but that one right there and he points out tee to erlich- are that there is one particular armoured figure was a helmet on, but the home it is not. Human shape is not a human face. Hidden under that mental element is some kind of a snout. Some kind of almost dragon like face, and they are almost as tall- is busy worker Billy, but not quite as Taulas berserker Billy but closer to his height, and He went out since our that is this big armoured warrior Reza great sword on their back and Sir Origin is pointing out this individual tee to Erlich interest and very early. That was your move. Perhaps you still have an action if you want to cast a spell or if you want to talk to coach o some sir, oh some more or whatever you want to do here
unlike in the coach over okay. So let us continue with that. Ok, so what'd you do You know you can roll another persuasion, jack. If you want to interview him some more ask what else you might know gets more questions out of him, virility, twenty plus two value on that I rolled the nineteen Jake. Let's go, oh that many will untold all you're, absolutely gonna, get whatever other information out of him. You want. He is also going to say you need my help in any way is looming up and he is going to be like listening to Erlich, which do very little known warlock. This is a show of faith answer always part, but if you need him to jump into combat at any point, he's gotta be great sort of his own and he could definitely do some damage and takes a pit who can get you a questions for him or request? You wanna make him I'm thinking, I think you're right
I'm thinking, maybe we gotta figure out a way to attack this person. That's protecting the priestess right. You can find out what I'm gonna gate yeah. What's what's that guy's Hercules, yeah yeah that one particular guy right was our was older. What's the best tactics take to spell it out absolutely hill, sir? you will know this. He looks it that warrior and he says I recognise a champion when I see one that person wants to have it dual right now with somebody. I see it in there and it kind of looks under the helmet all the way. I see it in their eyes. This person there once Abedul somebody and they are bound by their lawful nature, that they won't break their word, but then coach. It looks at you and says
whose lives are on the line? If you need a trick this person in some way, you should do it because they want to have a fight with someone. That's like a fair fight and I don't think that's advisable. I think that we should head job. That's a little bit Africa in somewhat cerise, letting you know that weaken. We could probably trick this person very easily champion. Ok, ok! That would be good information that you're gettin Ehrlich at this point to wane we'd be up to your return, and you can see that these prisoners are still getting pushed forward, but just as your turn is starting, I want to say that this champion this big armoured figure steps forward. And then remove his helmet. It's obvious that his face is a blue dragons face with a whore and in the centre of his or had kind of like a rhino. Both the horn pushed further up he's got a mouthful of Jack in white teeth, and it looks like on the
a job, his mouth there's a crackling of lightning a little bit ass, he caught are you remove the helmet and and port draws his great sword and pointed up at the walls, and he says a dual adieu or to whoever your greatest challenger that would face me is for the lives of bees prisoner is the biggest wrong when they will be spare. No, if I win, no more blood need be Shankar. You will give us your treasure o stronger. You know what kind of I want to accept his challenge, but the this move is descend. Big obvious, I don't want to lose, might be our lose out because they were stuck with Billy, I stronger considerably and alone and destroy. I like yeah you're right. I can safely attitude is oh! No! No! No! No! I p. I would be very funny to have had come back into the office and he's dead, but no this you're absolutely right leg. You don't want
You don't want to show your best play on. First, our biggest plot yeah one explain our poorest set up the run here right arm, so maybe we can either cinder berserker in now a one on one. Or he said that he is liable to get tricked, so we can think of a way to trick him can we all get on each other's shoulders and then put on a trench, coat and then say: yeah we're the one. That's gonna fight you. It's me us. I will say that the spell disguise- self might help you a lot there. I let you use it to make yourself look like the upper half of somebody. Then Erlich could make well he's a nome. He would go on top and bury he could use his disguise self spell to make himself like the other half of somebody and I'll be even more effective than a big coat for something like that of cursory. It would just myself and early going at the school in theory, will be the two of you looking. I see why you can't combined billion Erlich, we'll just swollen Then you and I can see I've.
I bet your illusions cover one extra person who is kind of in the middle of that makes it look her wishes. Billy and I do not want to drag your weight. Can I send my little guy end to just like swooped down and castrate this guy? You said that he could walk, he could go steal, something that was under a kilo. I assume that the testicles arnwood food borne a category could like trip him and steal his pride death, a good, but I'm here interest in the technical you want to Tesco you're nuts year your the scene servant doesn't usually deal a lot of damage. It would be less about Paul and, moreover, a graze, unfortunately, and cut I've got when anyone voting chariot. When shredding him would be highly effective. You think bear. It would also be incredibly disturbing. The former option, try trip and more Jennifer, ok, yeah, I'm we're send my invisible servant in tourism like at
like lay a banana appeal down right as disguise walking along it'll, be high comedy, yes, loves you I ain't, a fruit, peel, that's kind of lying in the courtyard. You pick it up with the sum in your unseen servant. He whispered commands it flies off and we see a brute peel, get picked up and start drifting over the castle wall, but the dry, the dragon, like creature, that is marching for this gladiator, doubly doesn't notice a little floating repeal. The kind of moves around it then drops right in front of it and this person is going to make a scene link, drought, and right as the high priest was saying behold you face my champion language, Rosa and language Rossa, gladiator sorts to flexed as he steps forward.
Onto the ban? An appealing goes fly on doing out. Vittorio naming grow even plans on the ground. He starts to get up and we are all one more time. Its work forward. All that money is wrong the third heap all logic awnings champion now, and he is not enough. The whole turn the whole called is looking like. This does not look good right now, all of their monster Drake Start barking like what are we doing here. This guy looks like an idiot and that I priestess just glares. It landed Rosalie we'll talk later and he still trying to get up. So you don't even look back in her. You just fumbling around well done away, and that was your action and bonus action to command the unseen servant. Anything you wanted to do with a move. You could move around or make a skilled checked like talk to somebody here or look for everyone,
can I can I talk to Billy the bizarre nor any other hump well for the flight. Hey identity he's up a dragon right now, pretty far away from me with what is Billy been doing with a shrug he's beyond for allows us we're about to find out. You know last in initiatives so that tensions building we have no idea what the dragon will do for my last move. I think I think like to get on Erlich shoulders. Just in case. We call a pre emptive move to get on earlier. In theory, I just want to highlight you're a dwarf fierce little. Bigger than the now I am yet so he'll get on my shoulders the fortieth on your shoulder, love it absolutely, and so you have early cop on your shoulders. That was a great move. That brings from wanes turn to the cobalt.
And the lizard, like creatures, were starting to think that these are creatures called drakes based on what some of the guards out here like the drinks are getting closer, and you see two things happen. You see up cobalt start to March forward with Drakes leashes on ropes around their neck, and it seems like some of them are marching towards the prisoners like they're trying to threaten us like will let go of these ropes and these dreadful eat these prisoners, no problem, no questions asked and are getting closer the prisoners, but we also see one group of cobalt, three of them all the onto a drake, it climbed up to the castle wall and then jumps onto the cat.
The wall and starts climbing up with a war, and it has almost reached the top by the end of its turn, and we see the three cobalt they just waited bridges, darkening the walk and held on and soon the dream was carrying them up off the ground. So they like repelling on Drake Back garlic, who know that, if anything happened to these this drink, it was cobbled you just fall right off. The wall was ok, climate, oh all, right now, ok, so it was my turn. I I'd like your real quick who, who are the drinks rooting for in this battle? It seemed like the drinks are like serving the oh bulbs, ambient in call occurs. It seems like they're, like animals, intelligent, sunk, a second question. What how old are all of us are we under age or we over like eighteen, the sum horny wonder I might already you're at venture show and unless you specify would assume your adults in our legal, obviously not attracted to us? Ok, so I would shoot to kill these tricks. I have the rattling, often
yeah just go just go here. I want to draw up for our foxen drills and go Macmillan. These radiometer fuck em up absolutely so you hear that puppy and calling outside, but you're not going to deal with him just yet you're running over to the wall, where the Drake is climbing and his some guardsmen are getting their weapons ready. Nervously you're, like I got this, the drinks head, starts to emerge up to the wall. You can swing it. It did. You want to say you were going to reckless attack yeah, I'm going to fuck everyday. I want to fuck all the drinks up. Absolutely you can swing it. This Drake with a d20 plus five on your attack and you get to roll two times at the higher number.
Sixty there we go five plus five twenty one boom. Your axe is smashing across this Drake speaks I'm correction great sword, I written down. You have a great sword, and so you are swinging this great sword and smashing the Drake right in the face. I will roll your damage. You got a total of eight points of damage against the strict smash, a bunch of its tee Thou Drake keeps its rip off the wall just barely and then turns its face back to you.
Snarls it you and your face to face with it now on its next turn. It might try. You attack you unless it is dead at this point, but I'll tell you right now. It is halfway dead brochure, after eight points of the troika that go in for you and you had rolled your reckless it with advantage in. So that was your move getting over to the Drake and were already still raging from your last term. So that is a great turn and that would bring us to preserve or Billy now so Berserker Billy. We last saw you on a dragons back and his dragon. Looked over onto its back say all right, rock man, let's talk announced He says to you: do you know who you face the M letter Thorn call the siren wrath, my teeth. Steal my breath is thunder. You who do you think you are so I heard you haven't trouble your boss, Jesus,
you know that, yes, this this high priest is speaks for tee a lot and she thinks she can command me. Theo, MOSS, stared. I obey the goddess. She now understand and she looked back at the castle. Where do you see the colors the high priestess must understand that I do not serve her. I serve the goddess, but I am not at your beckon call and then she like cups to herself and she's muttering to herself and she does seems like she's she's. That's all she's. Staying at the moment, I'd say: hey you matter what you want to do matters I think. Maybe we should maybe combined forces to feature boss, and maybe you can help me with my boss later you and get to roll a persuasion,
check right now on this dragon. You already have a good friendship with this report. Let's say our as billion the franc zone. Action with the strategy to totally really does. Does the dragon like a Billy like a brother like a little brother a little bit like got analogy, will look let alone like a lesser being. There should be no mercy Billy's. It had been a dragon Random Roland, you its role to times and the higher number, and you have a plus three young slandered in fourteen forty lament the fourteen this is your second medical around trying to talk to this dragon. She starts to say you know you're right,
I do matter, I'm a dragon that guy matter more than all of them, my matter more than all of them combined, I M a superior being ain't, air and she's. Always Felix. I was in vague rated and she's like well a little mortal being got me a feel. This way she looks back at you and you see her. I she's focused on you she's impressed with your right. Then captain severely the Sab he says. What do you suggest? Rock man and you hear turn her head back to this castle. Like I'm all ears, I might do whatever you suggest right now. I'm saying that you, U Dragon S, fine creature just dragon. It's just dragon Dragon S will. Thank you, again. I would love to hop back on your back and maybe head back to the action.
You're really tear it up and deal with your priestess. Absolutely. She starts flapping back to the castle you're still on her back. She turns one eighty in the air slow arc and starts flying back towards the castle. The call this for noticing our kind of like good. I think it's good arrived, that's great and, as the dragon starts to get closer, she looked down and says: shall I shall I scare the high priest is. It seemed like that's where she starting view suggest something more intense or something different. I would say throw a little scared to everybody on the battlefield, neither side and may be say hey. You know what maybe we could, and the ruling all of them Billy you bad boy, military going to lie down its were hand, kind of balls, the line right between the castle and the siege line of call this an it breathes apple
What of lightning out of her mouth? It is like a ghost buster beam, the kind of hits the ground inserts cutting along the ground and he brings it dangerously close to the castle, letting one of the town guardsman Congo flying back the little ones. The almost balls and stumbles back away from the walk reads: ok and then she cuts that lightning line into the cold. This line just slightly barbecuing a pair of cobalt and sending some human got this flying back, and then she shut your mouth and the lightning ends she heard anybody, and then she says you. How do you like? That said? Those amazing you said the wives of me. I agree that ask if it weren't for her village to prices have out about through feelings. You wanna do it again
I'd love to do it again. She older ardors, if she's, not satisfy. Yes, she recharge is her breath the weapon. You seem more lightning charge up in her mouth and she says where next with the critical here I'll, let you target one more time where words, where do you want her to shoot now to ourselves to shoot? I would like I would like her to shoot all on the the under sure, don't hold out. Ass. His on I wanted a barely wandered black Van glass right on the queen. Now showed you, the queen That's never let blast blast the queen, Greece has yet, I presume sure we want to bless high priests, not her. Like little defender dad lack delay has he got the Draken? There are only two hailed all killed a head, yet I guys on the ground from the three main appeals. No, we got killed the head, the body does he believe we ve got so we
pull up you. Arguably the latter really wants to do whatever you want, but just just to Teresa We have the drinks on the ropes and the big guy the pay of tea trip to the ropes. I think you guys of that I do. I'm me my dragon. It'll move were going to the priest or how she doesn't belong to Billy go round agents were an independent, she's, strong woman, strong dragon Women graduates, divided buyer, dragging lean on her knees, a lag issues about Billy. Also, how come you never hang over. The brows anymore spend all your time with this, Dragon bro. You know we understands me, you guys use bully me
ever put me out strong it you never. Could you never go, then the diversion and jumped the dragon and rip some box flagging before dragons grow, so he wants these dragging out. Just how did you pull out attack on the priest is mean the dragon double team, the priestess own use. All my all my roles, all my turns. I won't go full sand on like send everything. My hammer toss thing useless, get it. So Lulli. I love that. You said that because you still have your action so dragon cruises in for her lightning breath, you still have your attack ready to go and she looks back at you as you suggest, attacking the high priest is. She looks at you and you like. I went too far at first and then she bosses and says all right. Let
to go. He turned back like she's gunning for the priestess and then says: hey remember that time. You fired that guiding both at me. I'm to put your money time. Do I directed as a team. I want you to fire guiding bold at him first, because that's gonna make her lightning Brett. Even better, and this guy owes. So she gives you a chance to help her role at each Wendy plus four to see if you hit with this guiding, Smiling from your hammer, it's a laser blast. By a body the ram Lord. I got a seven seven plus for Europe firing this beam at the high priest is, and you don't know if an eleven is gonna hit. So would you evoke your guided strike. Plus
an ability once? Yes before you disputes? I remember reading origin. I think now is the right time you, ETA, plus tangier role, and that that you see them beam firing, and then it's going like the wrong way of doing it will do her left and then all of a sudden, I head forms on the ended, the beam of RAM Horn and ITALY orients itself, and you see our charge and feet and boom idiots the high priest this and you get to deal for these six damage while role that for you, you have dealt to three five. So far, six and ten points of debt its total to the high priest is. Are you get around right shoulder? You see her fall back with her shoulders, smoking from the energy of that blast and she is not half way dead. Just yet
except when he read it prepares to shaker visit you she realizes that you are not alone. This is dragging is about agreed on her and she was now oh back in her chair the cult, this role dropping her chair and trying to run, but it's too late. The guided bulky is glowing and the lightning breadth of the dragon shoots out. She rolls two times and takes the lower number and because of your guided, both the dragon deals full lightning damage, Firebug queue at incinerated. Your very I note your forehead, Greece's is ashes and her chair of the pieces of her chair just fall to the ground. All those called this also got incinerator completely lying dead around her and
Armoured figure who still trying to stand up, looks over and they go I'm assuming command here. Farmers zoom demand here he's running shout out, like all the cult, MR panicking, in starting to run already he's trying to take control of them, but bizarre Ellie length on is just a ha jeez laughing and everything that is happening around you, but that would bring us back. You're too Erlich answer ogre gin and is moving, seems like this blue dragon person, this Lang de Rossa, who is still trying to pick themselves up off the ground, is trying to assume control of this army still who carries a turtle. The headphones, right now, the other colleagues I tragic trying to stay
that's not doing a great job and we haven't ended up time. What do you want to do? You want to try to convince cocoa to go finish off toward every? I do go German going everywhere. Do let's go further, kill shot, ok, go like us! So are you having always step out to be the challenger for Lang. Rossa, yes, ya! Think I'd be a good, so silly nurses, cocoa notes. Cocoa verses. This I decide that they thought of banana. Had I yeah yeah. I made this point. It's totally up to us whether we still want to pretend to even being at doing a dual. We note we take out this language. Joseph the army has no leadership, laugh they're gonna be just wanting to flee from out of here, and we can all gang up high minded realities. I feel like we might as well say more than one person, I'm right. Jake at the deck collage o says he's an illusion
and the Iraqis, although Erlich schedule for poor coach o coach, oh, would have a plus seven on his it. After all, you ve got a big bonus. Jingo had role a d twenty plus having proposed seventy there we go seventeen, but by a twenty two coach, The charge is out and you're gonna get you're gonna get her children out and he deals a total of ten points of damage to language Rossa. Language Rosa gets a slash across the shoulder. He is still trying to stand up off the ground, but he is not bloodied. He is not half way dead. Yet, even after ten years of damage that was coach, o Erlich. What would you like to? Do you set out to fight a Lord?
thorough and you could do an attack as well. If you want to launch an Eldridge blasted this guy I'll be a day, twenty plus five knots when your best attacks, I would love to try the absolute eroded pretty plus five secret Eldridge laughed is hidden: fifteen. Ok, fifty million plus five Wendy you absolutely hit well now Rosa for a total of another, exactly ten points of damage and twenty damage, Lang de Rossa ease badly injured. They are more than half way down Erlich. That was your turn. We know that language Rossa is about to go right after wanes turn, so vain, if you can do something to eliminate lying droesse a great otherwise they are going to get a chance to stand up and start fighting. Sir, oh, do now. I think what I'd like to do. I'd like to get the whole squad hyped up here,
So can I play cannot play sandstorm? Absolutely you start way and who do you want to give inspiration do and then you get to pick wonders and they get extra inspiration. I think I gotta go began. I gotta go with growth, Goliath big! I did it and I love it who, The dog whoo, hoo, hoo, hoo dogs, who never I want all the town he at last start cheering along with back now norm and Erlich. All both have bardic inspiration at this point. The baking call upon to pump up one of thirty twenty rose by a little bit. Gavin needed it yet, but I'll, let you know if it comes in Anti gives you a little bit of a boost. Ok, you inspire people, anything else. You during your term, you couldn't spires somebody else or you can do a spell at this point like
cast a spell, because I feel like this language grocer guys a mental beta, buggy aegis, no brain basically users, his own muscle, bound freak. So I'd like to cast a spell on that turns that turns his brain. Smaller. Can I shrink his brain let's see you, I think you have the truth. I'm checking new gotta charm person spell well. Ok, you, I know ejaculate hideous laughter. If you can tell him, he would stop being able to Do any thing but laughing. He would fall to the ground rock all his weapons and just be hysterically laughing on the ground like a joker to actual the children from Korea. Your shrinking praying.
That's that is close to brain dead, as you can go. Like ILO Faculties, you know said Kennedy over character say that for the purposes of this role, I'm having my assistant go over and blow a shitload of smoke into his ear again so high that he just be just keeps laughing. I love that I or your unseen serve. It flies over and then just like hot boxes, his brain, basically just below is all this smoke strangers break and he just foggy is not so much a laughing at opposite languages like this. This, sir, oh you think you dare face me and I shall I would always I with the weather, where the unease is looking around and then he looked at his weapon and just goes with the with the.
He opens up his hand. Developing falls out of his hands. These are to look at his fingers. Balls, really cool and he's looking up. A coach you're like this is pretty cool and he's having a good time, but doesn't relays using combat are well done great Wayne Babbling The two language roses turn language roses spends his whole ter. Just looking at his fingers ended. His journey gets a saving growth to try to break free. Let's see the cutting off of Ebay still just lucky fingers in the intended giggling to himself, and that is the end of Languedoc drew his turn norm. That would bring us to you. Would you like to do because women do judges awfully Mademoiselle mash? If you were to charge it landed Rossa, an attack him right now you would get vantage because he is just like
looking at his fingers right now and if you went reckless, you would get another advantage or I will give you three d: twenty roles, Billy Stuff prose, giving roused any hooked up to right. Yes, let me read you. Let me just finish mob. I want to finish off. You wrote the Red twenty years and take the highest number of you go reckless and there's no reason not to his next journeys, not fighting anybody. You up here. We go. Seventy pretty good, twelve right, one. Seventy so we're going to use the seventeen with a plus five twenty two you charge out with your great sword and you drive it in two Lang de Rossa, shoulder you are dealing with dad going to be there to know that fifteen
damage and all was the twenty damage landed. Yours already had, how do you want to kill, landed, Rosa you're, driving alluringly, shoulder the pull it out and with the finishing blow I want, I want to make some fuckin suffer, so I want to do. Slowly, our slices neck and little bleed out You just had head slices. Back with your great sword like one handed and his head is now in your grip, his by falls to the ground. Do you hold so that the army can see the head of language Rossa Jack. I thought it of the drakes are hurting would you want to throw one whose Kleiner law absolutely who can make an athletic shut? You get your old to tie your raging any throw their head up at that Drake, Scotland. I went out of its good twelve to two
What was the higher. The two October arrives: seventeen, that's it hit against the Drake and as long as it fails this week, You got a one on Drake looks at you see the Drakos like seeing that had come here like no, no, it can't be. They gave me the cold like will move and then it it's, the Drake Drake, let's go and all onto the three cobalt crushing them through army sees this day. Throw their weapons up in the air, some of them and start panicking and trying to run away from the village edge and it looks like they are fleeing into the wilderness trying to get aid from all of us, sir. Oh, let out a cheer and a town, Guardsman Algeria and the villagers all start celebrating and as the cold fleas they rushed up and start banking us profuse
looks like by all accounts. We ve saved the village greenest everybody heroes, Gaza. Thanks for coming, I lay there wouldn't work that he has still my turn. Lawyers have dragged you dealt with as we work makes a dream. What we want and what we want these up. Do we only town, no yak, we build some joint. I know you don't know anything about a bit like a tree house, so actually it's a bite out. What happens next with the last. You know in theory the end of a long term. Fern still has to go. Zocor Billy, the call this fleeing and then, when I found the dragon, looks back at you and says ha ha. This was born What should we do next and she's willing to hear you out on every you suggest next week
There is quite a towns like the sick, is plainly have like a mediaeval David Gloucester yeah they arose and so who wants to live here? What will you threatening us yeah fuck? It threaten you drag it. Fuck, you Billy, who are you, and this is my fucking castle. I say I would like to ask the Dragon Yo Georgia's take over this cost when torture, my boss, Dan. The role of persuasion, check your rolling two times in digging the higher number you Advantageth advantage? treason and whose livelihood of ass three now quite how bitch one seven so and God knows the same day as on he's an extra here comes a one. Boys with a critical eye, yeah? Don't I e nineteen plus three steel, great
twenty two within twenty two, the dragons says: well a village like this. I normally wouldn't bother with your home here, because the colonists wanted to squeeze out ever a copper coin: England get to bill the horde of tea, and then she says it very casually so that we can. T amount to this world dumb, I wouldn't normally, if ever attacked a village like this and frankly, the idea ruling over a village like this. It you know it, it will be boring, but it might be
and it would be easy very easy I didn't find. May I will make a gorilla that it was settled ass known as he's gonna get really here I really can sail at his friend were, makes more money going to say billions and was trying to keep required you better killer. I bet it s because you desire you ve got desired slave, nor the human ass humans are nice to drag Goliath, not human. Creature. I hate you, oh yeah, you better! Let Billy you better killer. I power here right that got the right now cover to hang you by a miracle. I have the power he really. This is the magic word. I have the police on the dry, you'd, better kill. All three of us, you otherwise you're for also whimsically. We have to understand. Is this dragon right now it doesn't give a shit about your small arms. I just Reagan's. Gonna leave rascal, really go guys, your girlfriend and straw. What we don't. I get. This only say this about, kill all the dragon so
I heard what you lay tears in Heaven. Well, he's about to preparatory lack billion. Is the this? Is the dumbest attack ever going to know this development aid at dragon? I helped you defeats your boss. Could you please help me enslave? My boss, in make me his boss not to do a spoiler failure, Matthew, Bevil, awkward, fucking, killing off the poker game soprano just you're gonna die so torture. I don't care if you have any idea what I'm doing right now. What a show these people arm the barbaric big mistake, ass! No one!
watch out. We would you just. How do you want to kill me kill me if I kill him, we're gonna kill me or no less all. Yes, yes, eyes. What take no hurry? We're altogether journal easily talk, you shit, Holgate! We need something awesome and then you just when I did some do you know he's got a do the math billion you sound like a nervous underlines in July. I did this UK pulling arrives, do it through and it won't last, nor of the barbarians great you all Black Europe ass, nor in the verbatim idolizing, send everything Adam everything the whole kitchen sink. Hang in there. It reads larger red. When I tried to help those Lamb is ass. You you couldn't because is all right that book that barbarian there. You only me lightning on him and only send my hammer to you his
and the area yeah. Yes, well, yeah! You can give you one more night involved and I just point something I like it sounds like you're trying to kill him. None slave should tell him, I'm I'm strong. I hope on the strong hope you kill me in this term by then. We have three turns before your tone comes go now, but if you don't get turn if you dead right eye, you kill me like you. I hope you killed. I hearing elaborate found the dragon with your twenty two is going to say one thing she's going to suggest. I have other means. Jarman, aiding, ok, my enemy was damp footing. Living earlier place, she other than killing their dragon. He seems. Ok, what you suggesting she seems to me guessing that she has a fear aura that if she and folks he'll have to make a saving grow and if he gets it fails, a saving growth than he is like by default. Kind of like
upgraded this dragon and not able to charge towards it. It's like the dragon, let's out o roar and then whoever is afraid of this dragon is kind of like not able to move closer to you and gets disadvantage on attack rules. So there's a mechanical penalty that you're gonna putting on them. And she's, suggesting that, instead of breathing a lightning and do whatever when you oily them understand, we just glass or you run a year. You might actually lose you land to Billy use a lot of three syllable words you the original plan I want already. I wanna make pow norm the barbarian, no I'm the strongest in the land. If that's the way, your brain, is it. Then she will fly onto the castle wall right up to norm, so norms on the will know norms on the ground
gee lands on the ground. The culprits are fleeing and she lands on the ground around the dead body of language Rossa, and then she looked down at the dead body of language, Rossa and frowns a little bit and says looked at norm and says you killed my eighty son I don't really carrying her bottle son, but I suggest back down, and he let her wings and let out a roar into the sky norm, role, a deed, twenty plus, your wisdom, saving grow. This represents your ability to guide of discipline yourselves. Hold onto your courage, but don't you have on this aid lost one, I'm gonna give you advantage on. That's your barbarian, whose raging I like the idea of getting sixty very nice girl boy at nice. Job all grow war time you get to rules on this, that you take the higher number
Having said that, and seventeen divorce double it'll teen is now within eighteen. You are not afraid of this dragging the dragon roars thought I just get the hot regulated and ragged on you and your sheep like no. So when we start attacking him. Now the dragon just did the fear or up and like them and looks it looks at the norm and he doesn't seem intimidated and she goes. I thought that would work to you. What do you suggest Now you want to watch your spell a norm. You want to up. I had her breeder lightning or norm, sells it. You said, guess, herself though, he has turned out to be fair. I gotta be honest. It you just use the fear, or that strategy means that she didn't get to use your breath weapon. She could user clause and her fight against norm still, but since you use your fear or that she was hoping would work and get the point across an it did
So now she's like a my breath weapon, I got to do next turn right now. I could call and bite or you could do something if you want to attack normal, but also she's, like kind of looking like you want to attack the Scott, Are there any other options? Are a lot of people see very well. You don't understand. Is that you're already John already oil, there had been no matter what you do know what a means you try to make: yeah you're fuckin dead; ok, ok, just where an attack on everything I wanted to use all my powers and special things. I just what Then she used are clause. T you know like really get in their sub druggist of young people out until well lying food. The last words you'll ever say again that I think this is it for me. So are the proper order to do things if you find your guiding bolt first rolodex, twenty plus for and will see you hit norm. I really gotta check your stats now, as I wanna be fair about this
you're, gonna fourteen or hire you have a plus four he had a sad is Johnny. Unfortunately, guiding bold you haven't, we will first attack is not within my own Well- and you already use your ear yeah you on two of the ones where it you swing your hammer. You can swing it again, a second time, but you only have one thing like tat and on your attack, one already use wagon lower guiding the guiding bolt doesn't hit. She still we'll get to fly away, but you can still do her dragging attacks now. I just want to take my woman and leave dragon absolutely in that case. She
he's gonna you're gonna be like look let's get out of here. Actually knows you, gotta looks at you lose your one role on this one roll up their eyes because she's, like oh you're, your backing off now little human barbarian you're, not that top one and you didn't, dump and killed in this debate. So Billy Road Building Royal, persuade you gonna give up because the three just get better than like up
I really want to move in or higher. I priesthood come and cry like someone, a goddamn, Marina how we turn. I believe that more and more of your gods power, but all you can do right Now- is get a plus ten on your attack role once per day and at invoke other healing imagines like that, I'm rolling arright said this will be a persuasion jack just over twenty one. Twenty twenty she closed back at you and says you know what good of were done with this village right can t you seem to be thinking that you're doing this for a brave reason, and so he says right where, where shall we go and she starts to take off but eyes you're, making a suggestion she sought to take up, nor you were right next to her and so was Sir Overton, so you could roll an attack against his driving Davis drag interest? Can I can I roll anything to just have the dragon leave and Billy stay so, like the Dragon Buck Billy off, I will
but you don't care about the dragon. I don't give a fuck about the dragon. Dragon got messed up with the wrong. What about would have just attracted the dragons It had the dragon date. All three of us Billy had to watch. You know that I wrote a twenty of the twenty dollars per swear. I let you make one jump to try to correct. Abby rebellion off the dragons back. Ok would normally be with disadvantage because of how high up he is, but and the dragon helping. But since are raging, you have it back, they cancel each other out, it's just one roll and before you do that role, reserved or Billy, you get to oppose it. So you do your own role to see what number norm needs to get to knock you off the track to a day role and you get to add. Let's see it's a for you plus for you. Get adipose boarded us with your athletics.
And then norm. Yoletta too, it is too good to have to shoot you wanna get high right, not low. Grain to re tired. So this actually saw it lets you does it wasn't? There should be a perfect place to end today, so Billy tried to kill us all, try to kill you too. He tried to kill all that. We always how we view is a team work. We took over the entire village, we Slade everyone in their Billy helped zero percent. What tried to fuck a dragon and then was like. Let me kill everyone, you let a dragon come in between us and our relationship with Russia who kill everyone rose. I immediately Billy tried to kill big, yes, yes, so so Billy now is trying. He tried to kill me. He was unable to. He will need scare me now showing to leave so we're going. He was my role: either I'm gonna grab billion poem off the dragon, correct him. Yes or they will fly away and we will figure out what will do to Billy afterwards. Ok, afterwards, okay,
all I need is what you need It sounds like with a two, the preserver Billy rolled, yet a plus four on this. So what you need is a sixth or higher, as you how're, a plus five on this in a war, a war that this word bigger, though here's the thing I'll be very clear about this. Something crazy always happens if you get a one. So if you get a one, you still grab Mazurka Billy, but the dragon takes off with both the way will because of that bad role. One way or another berserker billion were hanging a little low on or near rule billing. Have you a long way happens on a two columns of all Billy you down to eighteen.
I think that's. Why am I think you jump lay for Europe up? Are you? Are you rolled well getting exactly where you want to get to you and you are grabbing berserker, Billy and chuckling him off the dragons back the dragon takes off, looks down at you, and I will give one or all then looks at you, visibility and just shakes her head, the south, where the coldest
seem to me, leading towards in all of the army, with the dragon seems to be blind to the south. What you do seem to be fair for all your critical hits. The dragon looked back once it you looking sad, then again leg. I shouldn't have done that. I feel bad. You now forget it meant lying, but she did a reservation. Ur gonna go to lunch with a dragon. Fritz, Braun you'll, never believe the worst data Josiah, that's her from her from me, perfect timing. So so will we were gonna pick it up in two weeks and bill. He is now captured and we we have all three of our turns in a row before Billy gets to go again and I think we ve got like three mad or we ve got Bob cost is still that we can. You are going to target imaginary around you, yes
I'll be clear that if we want to have a back up character for if something happens, to preserve or Billy and he becomes unplayable just let me know what character you wanna have our darling. That Jake is, if we kill Billy with Jake, will step in its before is their ascribe character, like somebody who's a whose almost a good journalists, would be a wizard, might be considered like a journalist, okra darling little. Oh, yes, we'll get get the wizard ready. Just in case we decide to kill Billy. When I say just in case we are one hundred percent going to kill. Billy Epstein I will. I will have the wizard on hand and ready to go if and when we need a new character for sure awesome. Thank you. So much TIM will see you in a couple weeks have a great fourth of July.
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