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Mike Portnoy, Mark Titus and Aaron Rodgers

2017-08-03 | 🔗
Training Camp Injuries and football is back(5:08-7:50). Aaron Rodgers reveals that he tapes all his interviews so as to never be taken out of context so we had him on the show to discuss(7:55-11:15). Mount Rushmore of nerds with Mark Titus(11:21-30:50). The people's lawyer Mike Portnoy joins the show to talk PFT and Hank getting a drinking ticket as well as Portnoy's Complaints(32:00-55:40). Segments include PR 101 for any team signing Colin Kaepernick(58:11-1:02:05). Respect The Biz for Tom Herman(1:02:07-1:05:28). And the return of Jimbo's as narrated by Mike the Bike(1:06:33-1:12:23)
This is an unofficial transcript meant for reference. Accuracy is not guaranteed.
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and we're doing less from the past. A skype pardon my take tried a little did for all people out there that claim to enjoy the old shitty audio version of boredom. I take it. Actually, it's kind of cool it takes me back. Seeing begets weird face pop up on my computer. I'm some really enjoying it. So we'll do once, but there were back in the studio on Sunday. Yes, so we are all different locations, little vacation, so we're due time criterion, but well what timezone Orient I am in the eastern time zone. You are in the western time zone. So look at us we're basically time travelers. You look like in the future. Yeah. You know you notice the Skype, because you get those offered pauses. Where were a kind of look at age, I like to be freezing, not good news for everyone.
The mark, Titus Mount Rushmore and the Might Portnoy interview we're both tapes prior to us, leaving out of town, so those are in studio ass. You have to deal with our Skype voices for for part of the show. Today Before we get to those things, though, I forgot that official football that you didn't even know this year, Europe about eyes, guy like myself and you didn't know, The whole thing game is not laid on Thursday night a plan, or can I say it again up? Maybe the entire off season we through the desert in the seas of parted and were finally back and we I put We can't wait to see the card was six ringers take on the cowboys festering sites can be amazing. This is a special hall thing Game, because this is a technically the first Hotham game with Larry in attendance is in the shadows of Kim the whole thing. So I mean this, is they better luck? Careful tonight? That's very true today, they cancelled last year, when the fuel had all that crap on it. I guess the paint congealed
figured out where to buy better paint this year. I hope because last You re Louis predicts this. When you cancel a game, there is a crime with that. Has the town there is increasing evil that we call crime. So ass you want can allow to be run over by thugs tonight, you better be better at the damp kick off your life He's head of the whole thing that really large man member, then I wonder if you get back maze of president of the football I'm sure he's coming back. He is it's gonna unfair that he hangs out around a bunch of really good football players begets. You looks like he was a football player, so just gonna brands. In he candidate, stolen valor is what it is. The goal jacket around me and people- I oh wow, you must have played on linking over still carbon deep answers on like that. He just kind, probably
changes, the subject until people just assumed that he was on a cowboy super bowl team or some kind of seemed like that, the other football news we have Ryan Tannehill, possibly not going to make the leap, to an elite quarterback this year because he had the dreaded non contact. Injury, this is the He also known as the Vikings players puke on their own shoes injure now he was lit Taking the next step, that's all we got hurt. He took the next step is to awkwardly and he strutted his knee up here. I'm going to go ahead and if we're gonna hurt or injured on Tannehill, I'm going to say is injured right now, because of the injury is impossible to come back from for a wide receiver. About training gap. Is that all your injury news comes across in like weird, like sheep picture,
Four hundred yards away from these reporters and there like looking that's right, ending in a car, and you can't really see anything, but you just trust them, and then you just assume your seasons completely off. Yet can we get that charges profit pullback guy on Twitter to like examined some of these long distance pictures of your computer and adds that looks like a displaced patel. Ah, I can tell from the other side of the other practice field, if the scariest month for football fans, because when your foot, when you when your favorite teams player, gets hurt during the regular season, at least you get to see it and you get to go back processor. All, was bad. He's fought it's over in obvious you the EU is like a longer process where its subtle things on twitter, then people do the cold, treatin, say wow, so bad. Then you get the weird picture. Then you get the kids. We had the report that the dolphins are officially concerned, so we ve been upgraded to downgrade it concerned. Then,
the MRI and a couple days. It is the whole process sucks. I am probably not speaking. Anyone in Europe is. There are no dolphins bans, but for four fans of teams that have gone through this like April last year. It is the worst experience an ox and prevent of teams they get to play the dolphins twice every year and just like a week ago. I saw this take sorry about saying this is here that the patriots fall apart. So if you're appeals Van are often span. This is the year you can win the idea of Sea EAST where what what's on what's crazy about this is that oh pictures, so it also lend itself to conspiracies it's like our. Neither wasn't ever any video, of the other planned it had been a gonzo's actually technically Christmas on this case, Zack. Ok, maybe right Daniels was not so badly injured. Until I see the pictures until I can rewind over and over again and watch the exact moment, that is that his m snaps, I'm still not
really convinced that he's really hurt. I heard the last thing we have before we get smart Titus amount, Rushmore nurse. There is news today the Aaron Rodgers, apparently in a ultimate respect, the big move. Tapes, all his interviews so that he does not get taken our contacts. You worry told him that he will take out his life. Your press reports we'll take the entire view to make sure that no one's doing some funky splicing or anything like that? Isn't there Vince Porn against journalists. Yes, voting without our knowledge, yeah- I mean that is technically crime. Reporters gonna have start, going off the record to Aaron Rodgers about their own interviews. That so sad to say so The good news is, though, we actually Aaron Rodgers to come and join us on harm. My take he's doing like a mediator use on the laptop shell
you can do a lot of package media. He decided to common answer six pack of questions with us and I to say right now feel free errand. To take this interview, we will start with the six pack easy question: will the pact as ever win the Superbowl again with you. As the starting quarterback less than ever happen, while ok I would tend to agree, but I'm surprised that he said that yeah next question for you who is the dirtiest pleasantly in the and Domican Suh, that's right! Yeah! stepped on your leg. At one time, people forget about that. Follow up and have have you ever jerked off after It is still around your neck. When you can hear like feel your hand If so, what that like- and it is one of the most amazing things and failings in the little stranger he does- is the stranger recap feels like someone else's jerking them or not
that's great iced shifting sports here, a quick Erin. I know you're a big NBA fan. Do you have He thought on the rumours that I've kind of gained a little steam here, the Leubronn James, could possibly be using hd edge. I the game's over new step and do some about ok, let's yeah compromise the airlines believes that the wrong James could possibly using issues which we don't want. Ass. It turns another bug suit, but ceiling situation am silver. Absolute needs act I, but would it what about Hitler? Aaron? Are you fond of him? I'm a huge fan, weird, Oh man, I hope, is performing this interview because now the street bow a twist his words but he's a huge fan of Hitler. That question. This is gonna, be explosive interview. What Think about your coach. Might Mccarthy dummy who s strong it's for your head coach. I soon
major like his play, calling coaching style what Specifically. Do you not like about their breath? It is our grasp why ok trouble in Paradise, rebate, hackers, riders is cool, said that Might Mccarthy's offers a way. Calling is crap. It's all crap since that time from currently the hand off play calling duties for the sort of season just in time to take him back. We gave you thank you Aaron Rodgers. We appreciate him joining us. I know he had only a few minutes there to give us some time on his promotional tour, where he said that he record every single interview so that he never gets taken out of context. Thank God he does that, because we would never want him to get taken out of context right. No, I mean it's going to to take anything that you just set out of context because it was so explosive, and so
relevant to the questions that we are, so you have your accorded all the best to use in it out. I don't care who hears it were big J journalists were fabricate either. Let's get you the Mount Rushmore of nerves with our friend Martinez Club, try and he was actually in the office, and I we call them out Rushmore of nerves. Are we now well come on you're Daily Mount Rushmore Mark Titus Fur the programme is actually in studio in studio in studio this. This must be what it felt like being studio when Santana and Rob Thomas were due to Julia recorded thousands longer. They hear your watching. You guys work yeah man. One feels amazing. That son, like seven inches from the midday sun, isn't that song guess what that actually would be that hot. It is a incorrect song scientifically cold. Where do you led by the way on our theory that the sun is in fact court
unless unwilling to hear it out. Ok, I've been hearing it out here we are improving thrown out of the the spaces like deceives the shut everybody down gaming. That's that's undefeated right now, you're spaces coal, narrow interests. When you said you were willing to hear it out? I was just gonna, say space, that's it! That's our son and I was talking son. What do you think of rate the cleanliness of the bars to office? Did you meet your expectations fall short lived. It's about what I expected ochre gives us a guy's be induced as it is a health department grid, be my
it's my blog. I thought I would even say minus Russian United in college. I, like restaurants, integrated lower on the whole scale because meters, you know it still gets in some like homeliness little great yeah, right right, your your mom's kitchen, probably didn't. Have you know the comrade I want. I don't want to cook bacterial Greece thunders now right, mule, hares and in the old dishes. Local flavour? Why not? That's actually builds up your mean system. If you get a lot, a germ from other people, I e it's actually more healthy, the less healthy. It is yes, correct. Mri marked is he is here we are going to do Mount Rushmore of nerves in honour of him. Yes, you fuck a nerd. I, as we are talking before he came on here. I'm a writer, yes, I kind of feel like is beneath me to be honoured with blogger is moving forward is like pornography, but as as a writer profession as an author as inert yeah, we did you read a book or did you just like Did you read it out? If you ever read your book
Humph, Lenny, dyke, sure when we had a mine, I read it once you raise covered a cover. I read your because I had only. Why did you Why are you asked as your writing already right now? Did I read it out how tangier nausea either working? I worry that nobody, that's written, a hook has actually read or because you spin do listen to your pike S over and over. Yes, sometimes get better. Why I wanted to tailor the all twenty two? In my sleep, which I get that blasting, what you have just was gonna follow up. Ok, so if you didn't read your book, why should we appoint bright another myth debunked? Don't even these book we're going to the more Rushmore nerds, because you our guest in the studio. We will give you the honors. You can go first, go head, Hank. I'm a number one nerd is pill nigh
Yes, probably the best. There is of any time you any time, like your teacher or Yoda Substitute teacher. They pull in the tv put on the bill night, the greater the out. I just think that he walks around all the time in a lab goat, the think that's how much he cares about sites the nurses, a property of matter up this one. They remember the linen bill. And many others. I wish my number two
is a front of the programme. Kyle long, oh ok, yeah, underwritten, nerd yup, he loves is videogame, loves that eight as a counter strike. That's a big nerd again, we are, we were in his house and we walked past his. I was about to called an office, but when all you do in a room is play video games, I don't think you're legally allowed to refer to it as offer a study slurred off its is nerdy is nursery and I heard a Tory and he had a computer on his desk and then he had like a fake steering wheel. Yeah like you would so no real electoral stood like a child. You end like panels on the floor so that he spends lots Ivan farmers computer like steering a pretence to Russia's, oh hello. If you play man you're like one of the more you know a guy s correct, so I what what constitutes a video game constitutes nerd and constitutes I just one of the guys anything when she's like streaming. First person shooters everything with other people online once the words hit points in your legs. Can I think at that point your nerve ran eager they're, just feel to you. You know a nerd game. When you sit there potions involves the patients are just the graphics like, I feel like the Nerd game graphics when they use when they play these games in the east, sports and stuff daily. Don't even look like fun games there, weird
There are others, like always inclosure character, wearing a big role. Bramley you'd like is illegally, is fantasy games and new you're like pretending to be somebody here, not just gimme a good game of Madame. Yet let me place man, I'm three. This might be controversial enough. That counts, but Steve Bomber yeah he's for sure and think so yeah? I don't think steep bombers and urban cause. He came out through Microsoft, yeah he's out or yesterday, and I get the feeling like Steve Amr doesn't know shit about computers. He just gets angry and passionate and and upset. You know why he's an earth because he can't like when they show him at a clippers game. Just flipping out. He doesn't know how to control. Is emotions like on actual sports guy need just like screaming and yelling? That's a nerd! That's a nerd thing like you, just spasm out he's literally spasm out dream, but a farmer beyond piety said we would say: is that more goofball the nerve to mass? Has it as well as a cousin of nerd huffed. Here, ok on my fourth and final one is Stephen hawking.
Oh yeah, gassing, which damage convincing the nerd community that has actually been set
out accurate together, so anxious to see the Hockins truth. Dreyer, which explains. Ah Stephen Hawking, died a long time ago, but the government has kept up the illusion that he's alive Noirtier, like notices, always never change their space out there. You will never community. Would honestly we just had a voice. You would know very easy person to impersonate it's pretty so that you need to be frank. Alien though it does, at least even like his body is dead. It's his life is literally dead in its artificial intelligence. That's talking, we know Lena Halleck, Aberdeen, sorrow they re really soon. You think it's not a real another, while you think it's involving women- and they have is a movie Dave either say like there's carcass just lay on the chair now. Actually them only the better, they are more pointed out yesterday and they just germ around like a drone like there's a guy backstage of North robot voice. But I want to challenge you on that one Hank, because if he was just a guy that was taking advantage of other nerds when TAT actually make him a shock.
Like his whole life has just been pushing nerds into lockers. Yemen is on the now Rushmore nerds, because he's convinced the new community that he's a true nerd, okra sure, ok, the nerves height. I now we will let you go. Fifty. Ok, I'm gonna go ahead with what I've got, and when you put kneeled Grass Thyssen on their up straight out sure pretends that he's not a nerd but like him and built. I hear they're gonna team up at some point and make like a pod cast for nerves by nerves and nobody's going to the other thing in the world. The grass in the Thyssen. Why he's such a nervous? He has at one old picture of him looking Jackson he liked to its not all time, Hungary, I'm not now. Remember I'm at your nerve member. This goes sign, you know. What's really cool is science, it here's a tip if you were a tie with like any kind of our planet's on it or anything like that. You're not gonna, tell tale sire my next one,
each from say by gray, ultimate nerd rate. He hit all the notes for them ass. He was such a nerd that I mean he doesn't diamond himself could be on there too. He became he became screech and then try to stab that guy in Wisconsin Bartleby, I'm not an hour, and then he, oh, he went on a big. I'm, not a nerd power to repeat is not likely to sex tape. Last year, some non inert stolen or is it literally he's such a nerd that he had to stab a man and legal sex taped to try to convince us that he's not a nerd put at the end of the day? It's I do it's. It's an uphill battle, you're still under cylinder, Geronimo Rush Werner. So my next one, I'm gonna go. Friend of yours, enemy of mine s Dern reveal. Oh yeah is king nerd. We saw that one common number one aired favorite nerd story about derivations the when he openly admitted that in college he would
but an showbiz on his pizza so that people on its floor wouldn't take a slice? I think that there is something up lemon say that turned and haven't you friends of stone. Was I swear you dear? That's why it was more like tell himself that's why nobody was to hundreds of Romania is no doubt that guy coming into I'm forward in all these comes to Charles. Please put your please the last one I'm going to go with Armenia, Steve Ergo. Oh, I was you and I had to class you off my letter. I do. How can you hate Deca? Ok, I'll go here. We go my number one is Mark Zuckerberg, big time. You know you know he's inert, while than you know you know for a lot of reasons, but the fact that he just can't ever stop wearing the same clothes he's just like that's his defence mechanism is little shield nurture melting ice, Only a top ten was boring human being a minute or two like he. Could he couldn't in
world if you wanted to that's how powerful facebook lily? I hope President, let he's pretty so boring that only then think that he has like these delusions of like grandeur. Yeah right, I my next one. This is our hall of fame. Nerd Einstein comes the whole nerd thing theory of relativity and me. I know I can to make it a lie. Least. Newt made it a lie. Yours just a theory, Bitch fun fact about Einstein, kind of a very nerdy thing, underrated nerdy thing he did. Was he married his first cousin
you didn't know that, so you had sex yeah. No, I just got a job. That is not an urgent angry. Well, can you think of anything more nerdy, though than being like? I gloomily can't find a wife, so I'm gonna marry a relative. I can think of a couple things not marrying your cousin in not having sex with her was ordered dinner at a kid so who unconfirmed MIA de Jure Einstein Conti issues there, just a lot of fake facts about on send people made up over the years of the first cause thing is if it's true fat guy, he did. Mary is first concerned after sheep, very handsome, lady, very variants. Next up I have this. One is probably little inside baseball. But are all business PETE? Pretty big news,
so he loves ease of fuckin nerd in an arc he's a cop double double Myrna combo, really bad combo to have- and he is the worse the attitude that he's not even listen to this right now. We're never know he's working on computers, fun, fun thing that Bobby are like these, that I shall use. Nerd used urban, but war of China doesn't use an Iphone eyes Andrew actually, the Android operating systems period, I lay, will move faster. I don't care that I make all my friends hate me because they have the Texan. Green bubbles actually affects actually interface off. The screen is: is six centimetres bigger than the Eiffel actually Apple on Syria? Listen to every word that you say and diamond you in a big database that, to the inner say, nerve, idle cared worst and then my last one is wait. The thread you three already ready. He added
I and my last one is the nurse who would always ask the teacher right leg on Friday afternoon. Oh you run to assign homework so that nerd. Everyone knows that or our you know what I didn't have to experiences with that nerd, but I had several brush buys with that nerds very close relative and that's that you forgot to collect the homework high and I would never have the homework oh yeah, oh yeah than earth sucked. I finally mark Titus. We took a bunch your summer. Now you didn't really this year marks, like thirty people, Lardner takes one another, almost start off in the same vein as Einstein. This I'm gonna do to four one, because I dams making a moan rules. Oh wow, two sides of the same coin: Isaac, Newton and Ben Franklin. Isaac, Newton, divergent Ben Franklin, Lotta, lies way. We Isaac Newton was a virgin. We n Y whole ways we take Isaac, Noons Vanguard was, is us given the gravity guy
yeah or Animal and Vienna coal? Is I don't want to get into were already probably too deep regret our hands full with trying to debunk the sun, but the fact that were trusting gravity with a guy never had sex seem to us. Just doesn't know, doesn't know how women on top feels he exactly so, yes will offer grab. He also spent like a lot of his life looking at prisms. He would just like set prisms up in windows and then right down what colors shone through that is. It was biggest stained glass. We try do a magic. I before three was even if I are right number? So I counted as one number two is: the Schwab this line. Zambia shrouded these stop the Schwab guy the he was dignitaries right hand. Man still is easy
don't you know watched it by tells Periscopes Schwab, still role athletic. He be allowed. My espionage Yahoo has as basely hired me to be his own. I swear to God. If you want to take my tell periscope, which I've watched many Dick vital periscopes Schwab is almost certainly it's like half the time is out to dinner with different funding.
Dickie these wife or the Schwab front. Fact. I've been going back and forth with the Schwab via email for the last year and a half trying to get him on the show. Yes, he has a surprisingly filled schedule is. I can tell you what I tell ya easily. Do you not agree that, in order for acting heavy has eaten out for every dinner in, like the last for every meal? I think in the last twenty years? So that's. Why schedules so on his dinners, probably like three to five pm yet right, pretty early, that's where we're gonna breakfast come around August is no good for me. Try me back in September swab. What are you doing? I like Schwab, though, because he is a nerd that used his powers for good help, sports fans and so shall I loved Hell Schwab and stop the Schwab August so excited when you get her like he was legitimate you there is no stick within known. He would get the questions right. You like. Yes, it is old undertone.
And double chanting. Research shakenly be shaken. His fist are indeed celebrate. Joanna was when he would like preview. The upcoming games like the over the course the weekend he be like Saturday is gonna, be great sports day. I give it three bags. Tracy S, any actual would eat all three battleship are a number three mark, Madsen Manner, Dance Lakers celebration went to Stanford there that's deadline or move Yom, yet so Mark Madsen when one eye Darren Rovell my Mount Rushmore Ert, where wearied checking last summer to say been Stein when Bernstein Money Gray show where if you're, smarter than Bernstein you, unlike a thousand all yours like less allows one hundred and fifty it is a right. It was worse prize and game. Show history has really bad, that's a good one. Would do we have any there we miss. I can't believe I can say, You must be reviewed and say Greeny
green. The anxiety is always weeny he's not inert waste. Nerd is nerd. We organ a knife sandwich guy interlock could have gone on. That list is well out Julian Ass NASH, who rifle Patrick went to Harvard. Yes, he did really did our banks. Bill gates should have been mentioned. Bill Gates is one of the king nerds. What about make love and Georgia Bessie O the ultimate support, a thousand, so hang with love and inert or just like a loser, I think, is a loser. Beata. He was smart. It's tough yeah, it's tough, kissing the glasses, so that was kind of a red herring. So you would think that he's inert, but he was also turning it booze and fuck So I put him in a loser. He's an aspiring, jock embraced, debate, Dwight troop. Yes, I in earlier years, energetically and without Johnny Apple seed. You just carried a bunch of seeds, enjoy ya, got around or he's a good guy murders like walk around, throwing seeds are using set with apples and if you can textual, I said today's world. That's big,
I won't let you in on his head. He was here. He was definitely like on the spectrum, so yeah, ok, right out what else anyone else squint from sailor, yeah yeah, good water when great want Rawdon, tied Flanders, yup good, want or the whole entire casts a big bang, threatened or washing episode by just assume yeah huge Half I've ever seen a show either. I just know that they are also shows by made a show for nerd, so that Nerds Kabila, Isabel show up here. I've got scheme thoughts, oh yeah, did you hear about the amateur artists you want to take up and means? Well, ok,
What about your anger, your anger, starting to get out there know what I think is an underwritten nerd is the T rex, with as little tiny army like you, we used for he had something to prove he was upset at the world. That's what you did his polio, Jim Atomic, legible right, where I was never yet. I am again at our view, wedding Iraq's you he would die, you could easily! I I'm sorry, I maybe do I go here. Get the Baltic the ball, no, take it away. Little nerd! You have like a list of a hundred people. Why wouldn't ok lustre aver men from the mighty ducks on? Let's see here, LISA Simpson, Stephen Olbers kind of a nerd Hedy D does a hidden. He knows how to speak. The Lord of the rings, language yeah, true
Author seiners makes me as a big boardgame guy to yeah yeah. What about reaching cognitive, and one of these like me, thinks the lady protest too much will aware, like the Republic lawyer, releasing all eyes nerd any hates himself. That's why lashes added value nerds, a classic, and I who puts out all legislation against gay marriage than whoops battery and I'm in an area without getting more holes. We tap twice already know yet a wide stand, it'll work instead at the last one I had was the brain from taking the bridge over the world is dumb, psychic pinging, the brain on who, speaking that I would about what was a crane from mom. Greenish journals into the brain. Yes, literally just a brain. That's got to be on this. Basically like TED Williams. Right now for just sit in a sin in Arizona, TED Williams would kick his ass as he found out how much of a nerd he was gonna, because his brain just still frozen author yeah, that's while our
do you know what I think I read something about this company being a real like fly by night on rising so right, it could be. Anybody said in like a problem. I've been frozen for, like thirty four degrees ray the cells like a bar, still documentaries, be noted. What is tenable has an answer and I like it, it's just a medium cold head, cooler, Ashura, hey, you know what I'm going to design and build a company and it's gonna be just a system of. Keeping things really really cold and in a building nears on, I like any only money, but you bet you bet on the future science and that's why global warming like hey, we gotta figure out a way to make another ozone layer of someone's going to work. All three is fragile.
Just wake me up whenever things better, it figured all I mark Titus. We appreciate you coming on procedural us in studio any last parting words like aid as Sophronia, isn't yet his funnel thanks first ever yet this fun of where would I put my t, shirt off as all these still lay walking that frankly Agrafena, so you are mister, should become New York? Are we at your house right now, so he can. Oh, yes, passing in the soft with the top brains, you wanna plug your own pike ass. Anything we ve been I'll, go ahead, plug it yeah, listen to my podcast, which called it's called Tita. Ok, we really know what to tell no no go find it it somewhere, before we get to this interview with Mr Portnoy attorney at law. I want to talk to you guys about the black tux, there's only so many opportunities in life to wear talks, so when your big day or special event rules around this number
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talks that come slash, p m t for twenty dollars offer purchase another something completely different. I we now welcome on our favorite guest. I think I see that a few people, but this is actually our favorite guess it's our lawyer. It is Mr Porto it, people's lawyer. We have some port noise complaints to get too, but before we do that, we gotta talk about the mooch. The mooch has gone. The mood is a flash in the pan. Ah, what are your thoughts on the move? You? I keep wondering is crazy things I think about whether previous had time to pack up. Maybe he isn't fully pact any good unpack. The mood hasn't even at times to pack, and now we have an pack has right the mood tat, the moon letters. We have the path he left his job. He left his wife, he left is pregnant. Wife did meet his baby
because he was busy at the White House and now, if you're, giving him advice, Do you get back into good graces with her family and be like hey my bad? I screwed up sorry about that I'll say one day. I probably couldn't do it because I have some scruples. I think he could do it very easily because he seems to be totally lacking in scruples of if I ever, Socrates, putty decay, Don T be the scream. I may sleaze ball, I will say the number one got here, all her something the problem is the moon, the easy way for the move to get back and everyone's good graces start suckin his own cock, but we all know he doesn't do that can't be key literally! Cannot let things people women discussing that an apparently obviously is physically impossible? Maryland
Yeah, I wouldn't say, implies netbook out. If you think about it, it's different gonna be pretty them limber. Do the exact mean I couldn't up how seventy years old? I could have done it a tan immediately, maybe six nine, how? How likely do you think it is like some anti italian american resentment played into this because the march, I hear a lot of words. Toss ran like sleaze ball. Lay Greece ball like some cool breeze little guy in how should I hear a lot of I hear a lot of dog whistling about his italian american heritage. You think they're played factor. Definitely doctor. You know I heard someone say in relation to being the italian American. It's almost like the godfather the Godfather family has taken over and that unfortunate. Instead of getting Michael being in charge. We have right. Oh yes, yeah! Where do we go abroad?
You could try to deal with North Korea, Correct, corrects NEA Fredo's, not who you on a charge. Ah, I we have a couple legal issues that we want to run you, but you may have died. I forgot there's no anger before I forget. I only have one issue in my mind and you know what it is. Where are my? I ordered them today see you're gonna start getting me on. These little will plug for me on these there you can start getting me unease, delivering a run, your hand, you still missing a beat, because if I like em me, such a great spokesman we want to get her aid through, like them a brand value? That's gonna be unfortunate We should be getting your mandate within the weak, a blank. I screwed up on that. That's my hands up sky up your apology. I so now the legal advice. Ah fifties: you have a question, I have a question. I do yeah! Ok, you wanna go yes to this kind of pertains to something that happened to me, an egg on Friday after well. We were you not just money. Here on business, going to answer and we were walking down the street.
I got my throat sum parts and will thirsty we're up in Harlem taught. Site I've sidelined, get hot town somewhere in the city you ve heard the song, so we stopped into a local bodega, at which point we proceeded to purchase to beverages and place said beverages in a paper. Wrapping to abuse gate the contents of said beverage encroach on our order out of chaos, cascade yeah, I was out the convicts gay stricken awestricken don't mean high. Producers out of a paper ballot, wait a minute. I guess not a word is high, not opt out. I can you pronounce go on Yes, I was trying to hide my beard from cops. You know I want to tell you something. One thing I've learned about was the last big word. You use you usually better. Ok, a really really simple within I was trying to not let cup see me drink and so
an egg and I were walking on the sidewalk and the police pull over and they go hey you you in that our shirt. I was wearing now here's where it gets tricky because, yes, I was wearing a hawaiian shirt, but they were work is on my shirt. They weren't flowers. So I proceeded to continue to walk, because I can't be me and usually caught up with us, I could have ran. They were not in good shape, but I stopped because I'm a good citizen and they gave Hank and I tickets for wood a gang in public opened there, even though you dropsy skated even those obvious get another asked me this. What's in there and I didn't answer, and I didn't, I think I was well with my rights- do not show them what was in the paper diagram yeah. Did they didn't have a warrant? What what do you think? I assume that this is exactly the way it happens now. I know I'm
criticising have fairly long here. You weren't hawaiian. What do you think? What do you think the police with thinking when they dealing with you? I would say it begins with an a miles raping in space. Probably thought I was a jerk boil jerk, but you know what I thought out and was tried in my office here you yeah. Do you go thou a word? Yes, so I was yes or basically, I could have just like kept walking right, that there were no right to stop I could just it am I being detained Sir Sir my being detained, and then they have let you go right. I would think you re up the show you I bet, but a very controversial point Nu Yok about whether they are probably cause to stop people stop protesting against stopping Frist you'll get stopped and for it yeah fuck into bless. Yo. Over here. I even with the plaza there. You got stopped and press said very sad at that surprise, so,
can I fight this thing because Hank and I both got tickets and it's a pretty steep fine, it's twenty five bucks and the cop was like you: don't really have to pay it and if you just get another one, then it'll just be like a slightly for a while I dont want? I want you to end up actually had cast experience nuts he did spend some time in the poky, seek out the leader of this had the same attitude that you seem to have and you saw what happened there. You ended up in a very unpleasant place, so I mean I think you may have you know you may of great right, but I do want to see end up in a poky did Hank at any point say like I care about you? I can't come on. That's my favorite part of every cops episode and we like please. I can't go back to that. Hake was blatantly weak yeah. One thing that Hake and I were doing was we were ducking down underneath there was like a car in between us and the police car while the writing the tickets and we're ducking down behind the other car just finishing or beer
and then the police came out. We said: hey, can I finish my beer and the guy goes well. It would be another crime, didn't finish your beer, oh, and so he tried to be like the cool guy. Like up good Carter, I saw you keep you keep adding to this story. That makes you look guilty of even more than originally wasn't. Beer sorry will, as in Arizona Green T well, meaning that I've tuckered out ducking buying a car. Now how now you can stop me if I'm, if my legal, do you like away, I pronounced toward each other, you could submit. My legal opinion here is is out of order, but I think if you start to beer and you get arrested for drinking that beer and then, you finish it and they try to arrest you again. This double jeopardy. It is
you can't be charged twice seem crop is the same area with that, a hundred while, ok, I'm not pull him glad enough representing cash or do you think I have a good chance of fighting this? If I just show up- and I say I was missed- identified one generally after shirt about things, your general at about attitude about things- hurt you was representing you my best advice. You would be to say nothing unless you want to end up in that bag. Prison again, because I think the more you speak, the more more trouble you're gonna get yourself in what we call in the law a why that very to get very cheap I have. I have a little thing that tickled my fancy. I was reading doing some reading, not Brad. I think I was going to my fancy early heavy and so my in my reading. I learned that Palestine has no copies, LAW, so they don't. They don't actually like. They can just make em
the team name or anything they can still copyrights left and right. Can we You start our own sovereign company and do the same and to start taking names of everything and like maybe make at the like I've already sovereign country. You see, I have we may if we create in our own country and then just started like making iphones, would that be illegal? I would think the difficulty of starting your own country may be greater than pulled a potential. The potential benefit. Okay, I oppose if it, if you could ever do it and by the way, I'd like a b, the attorney general, if he ever do that done Why you don't fire me done that? I think that degree of difficulty to do it would be a substantial. Don't you
that's the only problem is starting it, but once we started you're saying that's not a know that we could then just steel everyone's ideas. I wonder if you can do that, and I am a banjo. It sometimes seems that no country who that's a nice when I also had a question about our music, so we use the music on the show. Eddie grants Electric Avenue, MIKE question is at what point do we become? legal owners of Electric Avenue, because people know it from us more than eighty grant is like a squatters right, we're out rights on music in that respect, for divine everyone, her very granted that song, ok, listening to,
What that thanks, listen the shows, the song at the start of a show. You really don't have listened shower. Yes, I know that long, but I recognise- and I say I apologize- I save what with the question, if it at what point? Do you legally like squatters rights on on a song where people know the song more because of us, then, because of any grants are then we just become the owners of that song is to the other rewrite it. I originally put it should I saw it I'm sure I don't think that would get too far. I don't think. That's all purpose. Copyright, your right, pickin, you like fumble copyright like were basically have taken the copyright from him and people. Like all, that's the part my takes on now it's ours. If enough, if we went out, did a paw and asked and enough people set its part, might take nodded grant with that, then give us a legal right to own. That's all I'm sure, I'm sure that would do nothing to destroy the copyright law.
Our of all you had to do was that the use of more than the original gathers loop ass, a bad law is early way to go about changing along the best in the mad law. You can we lobby who'd, we lobby to change our law, the moves by actually tramp tramp of any want. Why, wouldn't you say about? He wanted to allow I'm thinking of something else. You want to be a le punish people far raw, I'm on the wrong track. Forget that ok, forgotten! god I forgot. What but isn't there is such a thing as public domain, so oh, a song or like a poem, can become part of public domain. If it's been out there long enough, who, I think, you're thinking about a certain words, become part of the happy birthday, Roberta, that's all. I have heard that yeah yeah, that's all I don't have that applies to this. I need a heads up anything so anchor bringing about a little mean those you thought about.
I think we're onto something I do you have. Let's do some complaints, our it's been awhile sombre. I'm sure you got a few complaints before we do complaints, oh by the way. A summer inexcusable. I was sitting outside my yod before so these are not really strong. And I really have to be get worked up, and I am not really in a work of mood right now. Ok, but before we get to the complaints. What is the update with the male still being singed? Please I got he asked Craig. I got I got somethin today that nobody would believe it was. It would look like somebody actually only have to be that the CE mark. Ok, it was sulking west on the journey to put it out. But I'll tell you when I tell you, I am not exaggerating here. It was, it was so wet and it hasn't rain here at number days. It was incredible.
There was an believe it or not. There was a czech inside and all I could think I do get checks occasionally, thank God. There was a second side and when I opening up our thing, as I hope the Czech wasn't destroyed, I mean it. Absolutely unbelievable, was jack. Ok to check was alright you're getting singed wet. EL. Now now stopping it apart, I I did only one person at the post office. That is what I would say to be a reasonable person and believe it or not. I was home Depot yesterday and she was back on me in line and cause she was exchanging, something and she couldn't lifting. This is apropos of nothing, but she couldn't lived a bag of concrete. If I wasn't elderly I would have helped saving a little further with my problems and one I couldn't even so. This is a story about you being in the situation. I'll bet you didn't actually help help help someone else. I could help them.
There was a guy. This is my life to show you. This is going to be late somehow too, but I'm going to talk about my complaint. This is me I'm going to praise myself, as my son does, with himself a little bit. I try to be nice to people if I can so I'm standing in line at home depot to make an exchange. Oh, by the way, something I about five minutes ago decides an intelligent thing to do so and they don't let you at home depot. You know I could do this is so you guys are too young years ago. If you bought something in a store need started to return of five minutes. Lady just go back to where you bought it. You give it back to him, they take it Papa Block, that's the end of it home depot. Now, you're gonna go someplace else, the return it so I gotta keep my five minutes. I am not exaggerating, so I get a lie. There wasn't. I
what I was some stop the killer weeks, so I mean lie right you're just like now. You know what I think I like the weeds, Afro yeah. So a middle line and disease guy in front of me, and he has to fill his tank for the gas stoves gas Grill and he thinks he's just going to give him a slip and they're going to give him some kind of a slip to go outside and get the gas and get the gas grill filled. The gas tank filled, He has been the case in the wrong line. They send em out. He has to go back out again and for some reason, and he came back like two minutes later, a right and now the line need to go to the underlying because more people in line me being the type of person. I am, I said to him. You go in front of me,
these are really in front of me. You follow him saying he was stunned, that I said that I think he didn't know what to say and that's the kind of human being I try to be ok. Ok, yes, I mean that's a nice human beings is helping. People are now. I'm gonna die that into one of my major complaint. Let's get a guy got about. Ok, I can you guys, you probably don't drive that much more being in the big city. Well, we all ships. Ok, when I go to a parking lot, the supermarkets parking lot home people for their kid. These people take the empty shop, shopping, cart and return where they got them. Now I mean the big deal. So you take your drive up you'll leave that cropping Catherine, it that you may not even seen it a wind comes your guts to win
comes up with some other car. It knocks it into your car and damages your car. What is the problem with putting the damn thing back? We got. It is incorrect. It's the millennials. Did your car get damage from a shopping? Cart sounds like it all you! I was a little daughter, her discovery. I think I know I couldn't live, that what would be the point of maternal if something should win that I knew I couldn't let, when this woman saw you infringement in line at home depot. What was the look on her face, which using the guy with the book like it better like people who were in line, and they won't help blue woman behind him Tirana lifted by concrete outcome, inconsiderate different. I would never never won. T worked at the policy at all
it all you, I was a little daughter, her discovery. I think I know I couldn't left that what would be the point of maternal if something should win that I knew I couldn't let win. This woman saw you in front of her in line at home depot. What was the look on her face when she sector guy with the burned mail just happens to be standing ass, I think, was the press with recognition, I think, and then it was all my god. In this is a carbon dues Yasmine. So because now she's gonna redouble burn your mail because you and help with that possibly hook happens I do want to criticise, I'm sure she's, never hurt you guys on me. Well were going on that because way way. Audio demographic was evident. That means, but the point here that I dont then then she wasn't, she got the one, that's causing me promises and she's trying to be helpful a few times. Actually, ok
what's the next complaint. I know next thing is again. This is something you guys Bobby. You don't have to explain that much, but I'm sick and tired of when I hire someone to do some work say at my house right. Why do in I'm gonna pay them? There were carefully the workmen, their virtue to make money. Why do you have to keep chasing them to come to my house? Why do I have to call them nine times before they come over unknown in your daughter? clearly busy busy, I dont believe it, but I'm a paying custom. I want to pay them so these people, just dodging you, they don't respond. Ok, don't respond, you call you get it. You know you get away. Ismail in it and then they don't call back. I gotta calm again, then they always all. I meant to call you Oh god, I went away for a couple of days, cetera et Cetera, ET I'm trying to pay them. Why do I have to change it? If somebody called me,
top her right and they want to hire me to do some legal work or something like that. I call him back, even if I don't want to do what I call him back, why not call somebody with some of you know? The thing is when I call these people- and I don't tell why I'm calling I said I'd like to have you come over. I want to talk about some work that I need not Neil
what I'm talking about a five hundred thousand dollars job or twenty dollars you up and they don't call back. Ok, so that sounds ominous yet sounds like you're burying bodies in your back here, and I want to talk about some work in also strike me as being. If that was the case, I would have said some dirty work. Ok he's strike me as a big voicemail levers at true, no you'd only voice males. No, I got I'm not big on that. If somebody, if somebody voicemail funny, should say that I'm the exact opposite, I handed it just hang up. Ok, that's the correct protocol. Now, I'm beginning to think that maybe the fact that you just won't tell them how big a project is leads them to believe it's more on the fifty dollars side than the five hundred thousand dollar said well, except my answer to that would be if you're someone they want to have some work. What do you have to lose by at least returning the phone call? What are you up to lose time? Time is money well below the people, on the other, with a net level were worried about
time and money, ok to tell people when I was actively working. I have more time than I do money idea of another one, no doubt about it. The last one I want to emphasise my me on these requests. I tell you one other thing which flew in relation to it. The problem is with the unemployed, my underwear right now and you know something funny stupid thing. What did I complained about this a long long time ago? They tell you, don't put the underwear or anything about who, with an elastic component into the dry imaginary, that's bullshit things happen they last component in, don't worry, but the dry cause it'll ruin the alas density yeah nor the older. I get the more rules and I find that there are four what you aren't aren't allowed to put into drier. I put everything in a dry account. You ruin it yeah. You ruin ever
things people just make there. I think there's like a big conspiracy out there. This is probably the big laundry might services of the world they are. Basically, right cleaning services, their basically making clothes that you can't put in the dry or so that you have to go to the dry cleaners. So much looking on this are you could hang up close. Can you back yard have all my underwear out there, which were true? it sounds to me like the summer time you don't get as many what's going on it's a little. It's it's a little hurtful that you don't have that like that fire. I I'm not! I'm not! You know you're right, I'm not, as I dont have the victory ongoing that I usually do Ok. Well! Well, maybe maybe some more singed drenched mail will get that going. I wish you know I wish I could show somebody what that look. I mean it picture, take a picture and send it to me when I say look at what I just gotta give me the same as what he wanted to know about taking place and its employees into us.
Also are your neighbors mailer. Is that getting there the producer mailbox, it's at me, I too feel box yeah yeah, it's funny, daddy is odd. The mail would come to the house is not singed, which is interesting. Thing turned This report- and I thank you so much. We appreciate coming onto my complaints, even though you're in a relatively good mood, so we don't want to ruin that stay in that. I also want to say that I thought when MIKE Tyson kept mispronouncing name yeah, that was cannibal area. He Hunter, He sees us up mouse, my taste and he is quite a character eyes guy. I think it will have not not really nice guy now now there will come. A part is not here. I
hey look out for me and he's okay. Alright, I'm going to I'm going to be waiting here and I'll. Look when I get them, I'm going to put them on immediately and I'm going to see how I feel and I'll. Let you know if I feel it. If it makes my day, you will get a text for me. Gonna get tat. Yes, I know I well. I know I will and maybe a voicemail Nora. I talk to you later. So much tat? Interview was brought you by narrow you ve all heard about Dave poured away. Talking about an IRA is the best horse. Races in the world in their going off at Saratoga, go join the party. May few extra bucks admirer bets the official betting safer, Saratoga raising Go in. Why are a bad start? Com open up a free and legal betting account in time for this Saturday's huge Whitney Descartes bid
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in a moment of real serious. It actually is ridiculous. Account outbreak has not been signed ice don't think someone will sign him so ill prepared. For that to sign in him we will do it Pierre, want one try to get out. Out ahead of the story and help you out. That's right is the the resistance right now is coming from ownership. They don't want to lose money. They don't want to lose. Neither fan base who might objective Capron Ex political views. So There is a way that you can get in front of it and manage these expectations have called hundred team for the football element and also kind of placate that part of your fan base. I think step one. We we say this to a lot of quarterbacks change. Your name change the first now Give me a good, solid american name like Cody Cody Capron aching that screams. Rodeo cowboy screams and maybe from Wyoming I've gotta had not in Africa.
How do you would be good? Also of Billy's? Listen to this, I saw he was taxing with his cousin deal, deals a great name for a corner deal or if it's my valet people, dollar cabinet. Mr Radwan worthy just changes named John F Kennedy. That's I mean that's tough. To argue with what are you would you all present yeah? I also think that the team that science him should change their touchdowns onto Godless America just have it just a moment maybe maybe just how to be like you like this. Or to like movie. That's just playing throughout the entire movie. Have the anthem, the anthem, regardless America be playing like very suddenly throughout the entire game, while you're in the state, I've always said the defences win, win the differences on the field again fabric, the stadium, Pierre Guy, should display the national anthem, enforced cabinet taken me. So it s now. Voting time,
Also. You could have like a little tree if you agreed that your opponent got to play with twelve players on the field, wants a quarter with the twelve player is a troop or service member and they get to blitz I'll show you D get were troops since a game or you could just ask outbreak hey. Maybe I don't need some money worthwhile charities? Why don't you ask if you can do the classic this? Is this garbage? an old trick that takes advantage of all of our dumb brands that love football. Just change your helmets to the matted black and maybe put like some kind of american flag motif and then everyone will on Twitter will be like. Oh my god, look at these new helmets. I've never seen helmets. Look like this, even though every other alter Alternate Jersey, Oregon has looks exactly like this, that you can play or just uniform colors to camouflage the invisibility yeah after you get there. We can't see, do you think is great
for real, though, do you think he's going to get signed or not? I think it is, I think, we're it's. It might take like two more injuries which Is I love so much the names they get thrown out there instead of Colin Cabinet, I'm surprised likely. Lemon. His name popped in the back of my head. When I heard that Tannehill got her, I was like. Maybe maybe Culpeper has a chance to come back if his knees healed by now he's got that big r like my brain, goes so far back in time to pull up all the worst backup quarterbacks in history that friend does when they started goes down so it'll take it'll. Take like three or four more saunders to get hurt the cabinet play well in all. So now we have the Jay. Cutler is New Jeff George, wherever you like fruit least the next five years, Jay Cutler will be linked to every team that loses their starter in the month of August, I, like our Tony Roma not being linked at all because because I was the type a guy that everyone in everyone every front office knows. It's only run while the minute he analyses retirement he instantly game like twenty five parts. Yeah
HU! I would like to see Tavares Jackson get thrown back in the mix member him with the reporting. You pulled a gun out it was his fiancee said: you're you're, not accurate. After him, he would have gone put it away. Procedures on top of all tat was to respect the business. One goes out to head coach taxes Tom Herman, who, What is it exactly easy during his tongue, the media, that they can't stand behind him at certain points in these not giving them media availability or something but he's telling them where they have to stand? So he sees directly Moran like little puppet and he's telling them when they are in, aren't allowed to tweet. So he's he's spitting on the grave of water Cronkite at: U t I because taxes, whereby we always your mothers but taxes for all the quintessential like. Are they back probe?
no name Dame is also one of those programmes. Were people just desperately want them to be back here. Remember that time, taxes said the young lady arose war. So to get back, you need to make stupid Stories go viral and Tom Ermine is like the best about that. So this is a perfect way to get taxes packages policing all the media time that the standing- I I don't think he's gone far enough. I think that he should do the thing where he collects the pit from all the journalists and test them with his other hydrogen short to make sure that all the people working at the Austin statesmen are getting enough water. Over their summer practices. I want to see that happen I want to see him actually like position, God, the journalist behind diagnosed in old. You left will to your left until there actually like in a drill and get run over what your absolute. Right there. One of those programmes, that's like there, the quintessential college football.
Is better when Texas is a good program. Texas, its Notre Dame in Nebraska is like the third one, those programmes college football is, but her window brusque is good, that's a fact. Nebraska is we want. The brass can be good again and don't worry. We. We think that they just need to get the right approach. It has nothing to do with the fact that they didn't want steroids in the Eightys and Ninetys, and the Basque is not a good recruiting ground, but they also just became like a national, our ass, no, that's not it which need right, coach, that's an impression for nearly, but is also the curse of Danny. What had didn't offer wooden scholarship people forget her at any cost. He cursed their entire operation. Through last, we have generally return before his Jim Allister. I want to give a quick shout out too
our new baseball podcast on barstool sports, Jared, Carrabis and Dallas Braden, or teaming up for the starting nine podcast. We have Dallas on for Mount Rushmore on Sunday for Monday, show so make sure you go and download that, and we also do have a shout out as well. There was some award winning listeners. Yes, I want to give a shout out to Lauren: getting married this weekend. What what is it? A worrying, listen, marriage, so it's to award winning listeners getting married. That's like the best thing. I've ever heard. I also welcome when I hate goes through the GM to see thy people getting us off for shot. He also sees Billy's dams and I this is unfair. Read this out here, for you, you up a person dancing, hey guys on checks, question If I were a choker necklace, do you guys think that I like to be choked embed asking for a friend and Billy replied? We already did them this week, but yes also go to church. Please,
so that is a little behind the scenes is at the moment. Scibili like doesn't want public any still consistently Billy for now is billion The great thing about I think of Billy was not authentic. People will be able to see right through it and you will get tiresome very fast but Billy's hundred percent authentic, which is why everybody loves him yeah. So let's get virgin, but all final shone out to all the world. Listeners for being on the right side of history and voting. My serial number Rushmore number one number one does. That was, I actually listen. I love you guys. I say that all the time I don't say enough, but I do said of time. But I lost a lot of respect for you. I am disappointed in your terrible, too I will judge where I stand by every big I made on my MAC Rushworth eggs to loosed tools to big cats. I can deal with that because you had one or two good picks, kaluza Hanks pie. I love shit is the most disappointing thing at for experience my life some you. Guys are all on probation right now.
Eggs, anxious trash trash trash track? He had suddenly tell Scranton interact with Gmos the return of Gmos, because we are all in different spot. We achieve Michael. The cycle was written to us. He is in studio MIKE once you start first jumble I took a new job. While I still have my old one. The new job, neither references so I emailed my o boss, who is had to company anymore for one the email bound Street my VP and he congratulated me and then fired me. The next day costs me eighty grand ok. Yeah, you usually probably want to make sure you dont use anyone from your old job or they could be like maybe spill the beans here to get your news that sounds like a pretty bad idea. I dont know how this guy gets like double jobs being stopped yeah. That's that's really really dumb. I've always inscribed in school of just
use your old high school friends in and called friends, is references and give them think titles and made up companies. So don't you probably have shown that as my favorite, when you get up when you get attacks from one your friends, uneasiness, like hey just adds up, I might have put your name down as a reference ass. If you get a phone call, and then you know, you're gonna get a phone congress. Had the bullshit you're wager like the demons conversation yeah, if you just any number that you don't recognize, if you wouldn't mind answering it saying aid this is the ceo of global world wide solutions, international that be great, I might next one next symbol I was at a poor. Worrying Vegas for my Bachelor party was wasted. Smoke it's cigar and put the lid and in my mouth now my lives are severely Berne and can't eat or drink without blinding pain, then don't you're not really hung over. So let's get you I ok, I guess, Is this like the plot to hang over four and then
the wedding like he can't take a picture because he's like them with no face? You can't get the broad if you dont have lips do with so technically your beheld, a consummate merge together, ass, no symbol was getting out of my car wearing my part. In my take teacher when a guy yelled at me suck my dick from his car, I gradually suck my dick back. He proceeds to get out of his car and try to find me. Apparently I jacked his partners by he been waiting for without noticing oh That's a great coincidence. I like that, did you tell him? Hey, hey it's just a podcast, it's a prank and, and that probably deescalate the situation. I've spent ass, Dick! That's also allowing we don't do that anymore. Why are we not say any more, but I guess there will still be people who say suck my dick and not be referencing. One point Castro we made six months ago. There are
You like earnest and say fuck yourself, be wary of those people. Honestly or we surrender parking spot fights is like it's twenty seventeen is that something tat, people really get angry about. It's not there's no adrenaline, like a good old fashioned party parking spot rule. You get out you like I'm going to do something you're going to do something. None of us are going to do something just really. It gets the adrenaline up to like a peep that you really can't get with anything else, I'm gonna go out on a limb and save this happened in Florida ass, they were using milligrams per capita. That's the nations parking Lot fight capital of America, My nurse one right, I changed my major week before the school year ended and lost my internship for the summer, and now I have to be a laborer this summer. First of all, I don't like anti blue collar biased that you have against laborers through actually s most important people in society, single mom.
Arms, labors, you're talking about them, but, more importantly, the nature. The question you said that you lost your internship, and now you have to get a job, so you went for making no money too making money the summer, so that doesn't, it seems like you really back you your way into a job which is good what I'm guessing year is. If you change your internship, our sorry, if you change your major in college, My guess is, you were had dreams of being like an engineer or doctor, and they got to college near, like oh shit, Ashley like to drink and like hang out my friends, so I'm going to do the bullshit major here tempered went out. There started the bullshit major if you end up being like all, I'm actually smarter than I thought, then you can add on but having to switch majors and downgrade MID College kind of sucks so start with the communications star
you, history or the political sire. Eighty english years allow bullshit major. You can do that you find out that it's like you easy. Then you can add the engineering we're not going to because engineering people they fucking a college. I do wish lists and they live in West Lafayette Indiana. So that's another brands, whether him yeah, it's, I dont as people who know exactly what they want to do in life when their eighteen nineteen years old, because we're all shit heads before were twenty five. Until he turned and five you should ve it asshole. You should be selfish, you should I care about anybody else. You just want to have a good time all the time to do that and then, if you start to mature too early, then you can be like yeah. I guess I'll be a doctor. I guess the world needs surgeons to
That's a little higher education in Jimbo's Billy by the way is leaving for college in the next couple weeks or going to bring back Jimbo's in the fall for on shout out to our actual Judith, the owner of the Jimbo's, Jim Tomsula, at being back and coach, and you see that quote today he said he'll is. It was like talking to no one Jim Tomsula said he'll get sweaty in the refrigerator, so it's it's good to have Jim back in our lives and that's how shall we will see everyone on Monday, like we said, will be back and studio. Thank you for through the statements that I was just now you- and I have to do that- weird
you know what I want to say. I put you guys on probation earlier, but if you made it through the Skype episode, Amerigo had rescind approbation you're off your back and good sense and bloody gas.
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