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Northwestern Head Football Coach Pat Fitzgerald And Brain Dump Friday

2018-04-13 | 🔗

The Stanley Cup Playoffs have started and the Washington Capitols are dead (2:27 - 8:59). NBA Playoffs start Saturday and we do knee jerk picks for each series (8:59 - 15:17). Brain Dump Fridays including a fake Chik Fil A to make people buy from our real Chik Fil A and Big Cat thinks he can go viral singing Cardi B songs (15:17 - 28:20) . Northwestern Head Football Coach Pat Fitzgerald joins the show to talk about being a Football Guy, the new Northwestern facilities, the hardest place to play in the Big Ten, and why his hashtag game needs work (28:20 - 57:34). Segments include Way to stay Relevant for baseball brawls making a huge comeback, Protect the shield for Colin Kaepernick, Done or Finished Billy Mitchell, and Hmmm because Bill Belichick named his dog Nike. 

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on today's part of my take we have northwestern football coach pat fitzgerald really fun talk with him in evanston we also have the start of the stanley cup playoffs and a little nba playoffs preview plus we have faqs and brain dump friday before we get all that though we have our award winning listeners you know all the we're switching to the cash out the cash app is the simplest way to pay people back friends family coworkers anyone really sending and receiving money is totally free and fast and most payments can be deposited directly to your bank account in just a few seconds the cash app lets you do way more than that now you can even buy and sell bitcoin instantly get your paycheck deposit right to the app pull money out of the atm with their free custom cash card or use it to spend anywhere you like you really won't find a more useful apps for your cash out there so make the switch today and download the free cash app for ios or android now and when you sign up enter the reward code bar stool to receive five dollars when you and the cash app and will also send you are five dollars aspca to help animals and there's more we're giving away some chatter some guacamole some cashel what download the apt and tweak your cash tack to at part might take and we were ward a lucky award winning lester with cash app every episode hank who we send cash to an
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capitals are dead that's not true that's not true at all they lost one game this is how you find out what your teams made of you can't win a stanley cup if you don't have to battle through some adversity good news is we go out of the way right away verbal mean p f t r o v holding a bag a golf club over his head like the stanley cup that's not i mean that's just a cartoon that ripping off that already exists okay well good try what about this alright wait wait verbal meme live look at the chicago blackhawks to the playoffs yeah they all got rings they have three years old it's all blank and then ok alright alright so will do it this way verbal retweet our friend frank the tank frank fleming more like the washington shrinky dinks don't bury me like that i can't come back from that that's actually pretty good i mean if you watch the game the capitals wildly consistent on defense they need
they need somebody that's able to actually stand in front of the crease and not get pushed around bullied because the two owes or pick and they just they get pushed around on defense that's weight is gruber not doing well rivers not he doesn't exist that person that you mentioned is not a hockey player who is our goalie because we had an out now just to remind everyone our goal yeah yeah because of our goalie is bring whole whole p i've been hope you guys since day one so to remind everyone hank bubble and i have a future on the washington capitals so we're hurting just as much as pft right now we almost did sorrows for ourselves click on the shower we're in we should actually mentioned that we're in charlotte if he's in new york's with skype show but we are yeah we we were so upset about the capital's letting us down yet again can you almost showered wow that yeah yeah doesn't have to be pretty upset to take a shower well no we will shower together with our clothes on yeah as usual that's standard operating procedure for us on road trips so are the
the stanley cup finals are playoffs have started we've had the las vegas knights basically acted out circle sleigh slash game of thrones season ten on ice before their first game that was fucking weird like that was we should have all it was one of those things were like okay let's give some franchises to las vegas this would be cool until they get a national state like oh this is fucking weird like none of us are next week right now yeah this this doesn't play hey hey i got one for knights versus kings what is the searching for bobby fischer nice for full day s will i'm sure there's a lot god no died right before a bully yes his soul has been dead for about thirty years yes bobby fischer turned into like a die hard conspiracy theorist oh yeah oh no he's a bad guy bad guy real bad dude we
also had out ryan whitney who by the way spin checklists has added our other good friend paul bissonnette biz nasty ryan whitney was dead on the boston bruins look like a wagon they ship pumped the talk toronto maple leafs that one is a tough one any other games and stuck out to you before we get to nba playoffs well i just want to say that the officiating in the playoffs has been subpar to say the least up until now he got guys out there just playing good clean hockey good clean playoff penalties and they're getting game misconducts for shoving guys heads into the boards and knocking them out and almost killing them but that's hockey did that happen to us it happen us and also happen in maple leafs bruins game got it i was really swell the small the whistle strobes yeah let him play that you know the caps laid the caps need to sign kendrick perkins he could be first two sport athlete play hockey
and basketball that well that would really screw up ryan whitney's head but they need somebody like like perkins back there to just shove people around and not get bullied i'm sure raffi torres is waiting out there somewhere sharpening his elbows ready to just put it through someone's skull so let's find that guy that dirt bag piece of are back from the from the old i went when the blackhawks used to be in the playoffs that guy's long yeah yeah yeah they're just rested that's the thing yeah you you got arrested every now and then so the nba playoffs start this weekend i am very excited i'm excited for a couple things one the timberwolves we can now say are the hottest team in the playoffs because their ploughs already started they put elimination game against the nuggets so they already know what it's like to have playoff intensity and i'll also say i forgot that the wolves had been in the playoffs for so long so long
the last time we were there i was still in college and it was pretty awesome to see minnesota's like crowd on wednesday night they'll probably lose in five to the rockets but still fun to see them back in playoffs it is yeah and any time that you can get a team that has a really like a transcendent talent on there like like cat it's going to be fun to watching the playoffs i want to see him on the national stage more it's his team now if we're playing who's man's with the timberwolves this is not jimmy butler's team this is cats team yeah i mean i wouldn't disagree okay so is not it he's not even the batman on his own team no cat is a probably a top ten player so yeah i would did like it makes sense when you actually put it out there cats a top ten player jim goes top fifteen player it would make sense your top ten player would be the guy who's who's team this okay if you're going to be a in the league player in this league you should at least be the best player on your own team you out will you bring it up it is a time to come
all the t wolves super team if i there is rose derrick rose taj gibson yes i agree okay it's actually just it's actually so sad though because i watch the game wednesday night and i was rooting for the timberwolves and i want them to do well but their playoffs this year are just going to prove something we already knew no and that's at the twenty eleven to twenty fifteen bulls are not like good that's that's all we're just proved it we're just we're just we're going back in time and being like a member that team that lost in the playoffs every year will they're going to lose the play again now nothing really has changed okay i want to play a quick game for you okay this call got check time okay right yeah i'm just gonna say each series and you're just going in your gut your gut check on who's going to win okay warriors spurs worse
now bear in mind kawhi leonard's back for game one according to bleacher report kathy thousand seventeen yes yes out in the east the sixers heat sixers buck celtics but was back but yes i agree yes bucks bucks or maybe even going to sweep the to sweep thunder for real for real basketball head like me i love watching the jazz you gotta love the jazz this year yeah you you had one person tell you that they like the jazz a month ago and you've been telling everyone so i'll go with jack yep real go ahead like although the jazz alternate uniforms are fire have you seen those i don't like him worth yeah i think it's probably mormons are allowed to look directly at those jerseys that's how cool they are yet know they are they are fired they are the they they look like the sun all right now okay wizards raptors are they'll be the raptors but but the wizards win
m1 because the raptors are only nine in their last game once that's how like when when big once can't win the big number once right yeah elkins blazers odd that one's going to be the blazers yes pacers caps that will be the pacers unfortunately i mean the cavs yeah the cavs unfortunately celtic you got shot as we set ourselves so what i actually have this is this is i i thought long and hard about this i'm rooting for the cavs in the eastern conference this year because i one want i want lebron to lose again in the finals i want the losses i want i have the dream in my mind the dream that hank spoke out loud last year when he's like what if lebron ends up losing ten nba finals so that so i am
all in on the cavs up until the final so i'm rooting for them very hard i also think it's funny that there for seed because it's just funny like that like the cash should never be a four seed in the east but they somehow get up with the four seed and yeah i want the cabs to get to the finals and i want them to lose in four to the warriors it's going to castle pretty i'm pretty sure saber strictly nate silver has the cavs like at a negative one percent chance of making the finals yet yet somehow like the smartest nerds in the world can't figure out that lebron james is the best player in the eastern conference for the last decade plus like they can't yeah their computers cannot computers that so so basically they take all the data from from the regular season and the like off the the cavs not looking good this year yeah you forgot to the best
where in the world can just play better when he wants to and then beat everyone here's the thing nerds care about everything they care about everything so much that they can't even put themselves in a position to create an algorithm where player doesn't care prior to a certain point right right the only other part of the playoffs that we have to look out for for the caps tristan thompson lot of drama so we recorded around one thousand one hundred pm on tuesday night after we finished the miss stephanie news broke who this might be my favorite story line of the year just because it's miss stephanie is her name on instagram and she posted an actually she actually posted a video of her getting butt fucked by trip add thompson miss stephanie she's no one said that you know she's she's not such a classy move that's a classy move no face it's not cheating yet no faces were in it well
are you sure it was but was it just doggy style it might even doggie style i don't know there it says so there that yeah it's the same hole yeah but when one you like park at the person yeah right exactly so and then she posted a bunch of text messages about tristan thompson saying he wanted most canadian thing ever he wanted to eat that pussy while saying sorry that was actually a text message he sent his i'm gonna come in i'm gonna eat that puts you always say sorry to you and they give you this long deck that's long and dick long never been like him i'm like i don't even know what that's like like what is that is very classy of him though like he's literally eating his words he's going to just like make everything better but by the way i don't think that you can be good at performing oral sex if while you're doing it you're saying sorry no uh a less and less you spell it out in lower case letters with your tongue or you sing you home justin bieber sorry
are are just home in general like like in private parts the howard stern movie yet makes a vibrator right sure if anyone has any listeners right now had had their phone i accidentally in their they probably just came yeah are the pregnant with that's the only way that you can get pregnant from oral sex is this something we ought to have been done well listeners on a well well it is friday the thirteenth so so okay so miss stephanie she blasts out all this stuff she thinks she's got tristan thompson and then call you does two things one she falls our advice and has is the group has has the grudge baby so she she she basically squeeze that she farts that baby out and you like your tristen you take this baby we cheat on me into she actually said she's okay with it she he just needs to be a little more discreet next time yeah absolute that's the name of the game for the kardashians is whatever you do make sure you do it very privately yeah i also
i didn't realize that this is something that tristan thompson he's like a habitual cheating on his girlfriend while she's three months pregnant guy he's done with that that's okay not don't understand it's like you know they get into third trimester and like it you secrete a hormone that makes your guy for other girls that just natural stuff you get you get your periods linked up and then he just has to go have sex well here's the thing according to evolution if a guy is wire so that he wants to stick around while his girl has the baby that just makes them more likely to watch her give birth and then pass out because it's so gross and weird fall down his and and die so evolutionarily speaking more guys that leave when their girlfriends give birth they tend to survive and go on a brook
i actually think you're wrong on that i don't i mean i know you you've done a lot of research on this but i'm pretty sure if a guy stays around during the birth that means that he just wants to eat the baby for strength that's how cave men of all these eight babies that's a good point you can't eat a placenta if you're not around a woman is giving birth right all right so that's our quick nba player right now preview rockets wolves wolves after i said all that stuff about the two thousand eleven fifteen bowls i'm gonna say wolves because i think james harden this is his time to start doing weird drugs and pass out during games okay i like it what what do you got for finals i'm gonna go cavs warriors again and the warriors win in three games so i think it has a lot to do with steps mcl i'm told that he needs that to play basketball so i'm going to go with the cavs
and i want to say the rockets but you know what i just don't trust james harden i don't i'm i'm going to agree with you but grudgingly with the caveat that if steph curry i does not play in the series against the rockets then the rockets will beat the warriors or i actually would love steph curry did not come back and then the warriors lose and kevin durant we get to make a ton of jokes about him being like a beta and you can't kill his own to do a championship or he could just try to join the rockets right before the finals yeah that's true the other story line i'm not looking forward to this nba playoffs and we touched on wednesday i do not give a fuck about the oklahoma city thunder i do not care that they have three quote unquote superstars 'cause mellow is trash paul george and russ w workers still very very good but they're not going to beat anyone even if they win their first years they're not going to do anything it's like this thing that happens everyone's brain where they see a couple of splashy names on a team together and they say super
game they don't want them to get the series they could beat anyone they cannot be that anyone they're not yeah paul paul george go get some more first names you weirdo yeah go go put go put your dog's on your on your go get tea bag by your dog member that sure yeah that was that was a pretty hilarious picture that was those are some big that's resting on his arm right all huge nuts is the hey paul george if paul george has had not as big as his dog maybe i picked the thunder to when the when the west there you go tom alright sure you do bring up friday yelled certain okay what he got so this is a hot one okay i drew inspiration from this because i saw that patrick reed wore his green jacket to a chick fil a drive through wait wait wait that's kind stealing from phil mickelson yeah well it is a little bit it's also just pure patrick reed it's another basic bitch move by patrick reed but i think that it
everyone it's a disgrace that you can't win masters and then go immediately to chick fil a because it's closed that so that's a shot fire to chick fil a but it gave me the idea like i think we want chick fil a more because we can't get it when we really want it and that's on a sunday so i had an idea and you have to help me monetize this one it's a chick fil a that just never opens okay okay so you hire some employees and you print out a schedule every week and nobody ever works well there's one guy that has to have the shift to like you know pop outside the restaurant squeegee the windows make sure it looks nice but it just never open and so it just makes you want chick fil a really really badly all the time i actually think that works but they don't know how to make money off of it but no i hear how you make money of here's how you make money off that you put in another chick fil a mile down the road that's always open that's it yeah ok or just
jason to it maybe maybe not a mile away maybe a block away yeah just so that you can see it and it's like always open check flight or or you start like maybe we start a popeye's and we have the chick fillet that never up we put basically like you you went when world war two when when not when the us when we're gonna go normally and we created and we created the fake tanks like the blow up thanks and we put them and a staging site they so the germans thought going to attack a different part of france we just make a like a inflatable chick fil a that's never open and then right next doors are popeyes i'll that a lot it's a false flag franchise yes exact that's actually that's actually really good idea or we just have a chick fil a that's always close and then right next door we have sex shop with a lot of blow up dolls and so you just get you get angry but then you just take out all your horniness on the sex
because he's a lot of sex sells i like all these ideas so was that your only one that's in winter as the only one i had yeah i thought does a pretty good one though that's a winner i thought i instead of going quantity i just focused on really hashing out that one arm all right so i have to go first is did you see the packers player uh i think he was a practice squad guy who got arrested at the airport for making a bomb joke yep we should have a room like you know how the united club there should be a room in every airport we can just go and say all like the bomb jokes are coming your head when you're whenever you're going to tsa because everyone has at its like being like it's it's like you just you just get in that situation and you just want to start talking about that stuff as jokes because you know you can't so we need like a place that you can do that inside the airport yeah the forbidden fruit it sweeter yeah i know i that's probably a pretty solid idea you have to come up with a good
aim for like the bomb shelter or ground zero one of these things what's the alcohol situation like in the bomb room i feel like do you have jaeger bombs you have irish car bombs vegas bombs oh bombs oh bombs yeah yeah i like that i like a lot okay i think that's a solid idea all right so what will i charge people all right so this idea of my next idea this one's going to take a little selling so hard to be the hardest rapper lives rapper yeah the hardest hardest rapper alive people like our goofy white dudes trying to be cool on the internet so i think i think i go viral being
cardi b remix are ok what are you going to match it up with no i'm not going to match it up i'm just going to sing their songs like you know those lame families that do music videos together and everyone says cringe and then then african american twitter says white people are cancelled for the next twenty four hours think i can go viral doing that okay yeah i like it you got to make it about your your very white life though great well not i'm not even gonna to be like i forgot to dvr house hunters no like use that as the hook will win for beats narrow seat your your book making me do way much more work and i want to do here i'm literally just going to sing her lyrics into a camera and just be like check it out y'all i love cardi b but how do you think the viral i viral i mean someone's reach it no i think yeah hanks on to something is so the reason why all those other remixes go nuts is because they're talking about usually usually jesus like you
remakes accardi be song and make it about jesus i think iran let me all right let me let me things and every living thing my living a little change your opinion let me check your gonna go viral i'm not a well yeah hello no i didn't say that i know i need help but we can i think my goal is in the next week to go viral singing carty so i'm going change your opinion real quick little bitch you can't fuck with me if you wanted to these expensive these is red bottoms these is bloody shoes at the store i can get them both i don't want you and i'm quick to cut a friend also don't get comfortable that's that goes viral so you want to get one for you are you know how many windows to fire i think ready like people are you'll go over viral for all the wrong reasons also go away i just do to has flow do you want to party with connie connie a body and robbery
diamonds all over my body sitting all over my body cardi got your bitch on molly but you ain't gang you lame what do you think that's again really good i think that too good at it hanks videoing it right now so it's going to so by the time people listen this i'll already be viral and i'll probably have quit the shell who's man's is this i need to sign him to a deal yeah i don't art and so listen this is why it's brain dump friday so i would love for your guys help i don't i just don't want to do more work i just want to figure out a way like all i thought was big cat plus cardi b plus internet viral okay here's how you get around that you don't actually wrap the stuff you just lip sync it right yeah so that way that way you can say every word because you're not actually saying who true will try that so oh true like i didn't actually specify which way i go viral so i can go for all the wrong reasons i'm fine with that as long as i go viral right you could sing
own dog song is it in its entirety directly at the camera and you would would be internet amos in a well actually i'd probably want to get my teammates and get on a bus and like after a big win maybe sing at that one and chanted yeah yeah yeah wasn't viral considered like a bad thing for a long time up until the internet well yeah we are like you when there was cholera yeah or like like the black plague yeah so that so being viral is associated all the wrong reasons yeah it's long it's actually very necessary for population control act true true you got some rest a bit yeah all right so you think i can go viral yeah i think definitely he go viral post one we'll tweet one for part might take tomorrow let's see if we can get the part of my take twitter to go viral of me just wrapping car should be okay okay i think you got it
but like you gotta you gotta look weird i also might have been high when i came up with this one just a little heads up we came up with this on this morning when yeah we couldn't get on the plane until
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you are the quintessential football guy and we know that because you neck role in college yes so the game was played about it the width of this office back in the mid nineties so if you didn't have a necro you could move so i took about twenty seventeen for me about your move my neck again yeah i was much much better i miss the knuckles i like when you see like a football full back in the nfl a devil and is a guy that wears a big cowboy caller right i'd like to see those make come back because you know that guy's the mike well i mean even a guy would turn a swag back in the day dickerson he wore one out true even at the rec specs on too yeah i mean i'm yeah with the football was make football great again let's have everyone we're not bring back the full back even the kickers yeah well kickers and and the only single bars single bar yeah when you do kind of you do kind of coach maybe not an old school style football but of football where you run the ball and you play good defense do you think that are that like is a little bit of a zig when everyone's acting kind of situation
i mean we're wide open as far as formation and things that nature yeah we got rid of all i mean that's football that's what this game is all about it's a six inch war if you can't move people you can't win and you know that's the name of the game no doubt i love when we interview football coaches because they get like like clicks back into football six inch six century like here we go we're just pumping us up right now you actually you are a very very good football player when you played in a lot of times players try to make that transition into coaching they struggle a little bit i don't know they can't they can't understand how to relate to a player that might not have the physical gifts or the ability that they did when you got into coaching is that something that you made a conscious effort to address yeah you know i think when i first got it i still looked at myself as a player and that transition has to happen i think for some guys it doesn't you keep looking at everything like a player alright you didn't get all the other coaches got your getting screwed
over it ok or you know whatever it might be you gotta move on and now you get to really work hard how do you teach you know it's one thing to be able to do it and unstable teach and that's the challenge i think for anybody that plays the game you learned it a certain way now can you articulated to have people actually do what you ask him to do and when you got the head coaching job here thirty one youngest head coach in college football is with that history now that i think just at that time at that time was it tough talking to kids at some you know were you know nine years younger than you would and like belt not your peers but pretty pretty close yeah probably a little bit more challenging my first full time job when i was like twenty four down the seniors you know i was probably going out with them yeah right right right ri force right now a lot more challenging from that standpoint but yeah thirty one i think the the challenges more what the coaches you don't have to staff records staffer twice my age true you know and and out deal roles change obviously tragically in my case but yeah man it it's it's
not easy to take over the leadership role whatever age you are and that was definitely challenging do you think back and like man i was really really stupid i did some things that were really dumb when i was thirty one as a coach that i would never do now i had absolutely no idea what i was one yeah yeah you know i mean it's any fake it right to make it right put a smile on your this act like you know what you're doing it right yeah so follow your lead and then just make sure they get there on time and you know no major issues and yeah you make mistakes going a hundred miles per hour just like your plan right any end up you know you want to know if games you get a second contract if not you box office up so it's you know no pressure no big deal yeah did you expect to get that job now well i mean i i'm we sadness office myself and randy walker before i became an assistant coach here and he asked me what what your goal what do you want to do with us and i'm like i want your job some day
he said that's pretty bold yeah yeah well after you retire i want i would love to have you roll and he's like well that's what i gotta help you do and then obviously unfortunately tragically passed away now thirteen years ago this upcoming june so it's under the worst circumstances you could ask but it's not what happens is what you do about it and you know i think we've responded ok do you repay that favor and some of your assistant coaches 'cause i always find that fascinating with you here maybe coaches more on the nfl level they don't necessarily want their coaches to graduate to head coach so fast and they kind of maybe stunt them a little bit and they want to keep him under their wings as long as possible do you do do you do that as well or do you say hey if you if this your aspiration i'll make sure that happens yeah it's more the latter i mean i'm semi product to that so you wanna help the guys in any way that you can and and you hope that you know as you're going through every day
we're learning and learning and learning and hopefully going to be prepared for that opportunity but you know this level it was only sixty four other jobs i mean it's really a fine line between being happy with what you're doing it may be actually trying to get one of those jobs i've always found it interesting that that coaches they do camps in the offseason where they bring in other coaches and they teach them maybe not specifically their playbook but they teach them their concepts so like everybody's learning from everybody else is there a side of you if you've ever been involved in a situation like that where it's like you know there's a level of competition that you want to maintain but you also want to reach out olive branch make friends network and kind of share and learn and grow together like how do you balance that well absolutely it's really comes down but you can trust an who's willing to trust you i try to get out and see at least one other head coach every offseason not as many guys in college or let me in anymore and i'm looking at that is hopefully a compliment yeah when i first started coach you know yeah sure come on by nope you're harmless yeah no issues but i hope you win enough games and you program where you know when you go out people going to share with you and then vice versa
you know we get a lot of college coaches come through here in the off season a ton a high school coaches it's it's i think it's that's our role it's the help the next generation and our peers you know when we're teaching we're getting better and we can learn something too and that's what it's all about do you ever think about maybe finding arrival had coach maybe start a feud it always helps get trophy we're talking trophy like yes i'm not even the spurs but i'll be right off process maybe maybe maybe maybe like a really aggressive handshake when playing a brass ally said that like the gentle i should do that yeah well the fly here's what you do before it in the game before or in the week of practice before you play nebraska you get in their own defense you put the helmet on to scott frost yeah option if you see the problem is is he can pitch the ball yeah so even if i tak completes to make a big play the goal of it's so crazy have you ever have you thought about maybe put on the pads in doing one of those viral videos where you try to you know tackle someone at the goal line and then give the kid a scholarship now i don't i don't think those things are real
it works in all these things will help you make a lot of those things and hash tags are pretty cheap i yeah work they work all don't know that you know they were yeah no no no right no doubt we were millennials we can't see focus no that's great so yeah actually after after you watch it for three seconds you want yeah you make itself into three yeah actually a documentary series all in three second video yeah and it's really important to make sure i get the angle right the lighting right i'm checking maybe a foreign language and nobody else knows what it all yeah yeah but a filter on there so when you stick your tongue out you get like dog years yeah i'm talking coming out then we read it yeah that's how i become the coach i'm capable yes yes yes absolutely yes i don't know if you guys have you thought about maybe run a class for us coaches yeah we're going to right now yes i know but we don't realize how this all came your your staff told us to come here and try to teach you they will even an interview we're not even exotic walls i can get like a diplomat you know how to filter what do you do you resist like when your stuff like hey you coach you got me on twitter hey you gotta do instagram you know i mean i'm i'm i'm i'm fine with doing all those things but i'm not cool enough to know what you were just talking about yeah yeah yeah while thirteen year old son though i'm sure he'll be coaching up soon yeah well our user this this is a big problem because you how do you make northwestern cool well i should try just for a fortnight with guys on the
yeah now we're talking yeah yeah i do you know i get my rear end kicked but yeah i'd say you know let's play some sega we would yeah and you don't even know what that is saying yeah yes not cool day sorry sorry sorry yeah yeah do you ever get a little bit annoyed that us so many of the famous alumni here such nerds you know near its run the world the brother yeah no i mean you think about well they don't run the football you know they don't but we do so we kind of all for them but off pft's question you're trying to get cool you're trying to get recruits maybe don't let ravel do pump up speeches well you know that was important for him yeah i know it well we know we never heard the end of yeah you can make it captain every year you know if we keep winning yeah
what do you think about football nerds are doing alright did you watch the video of him holding up the board and getting slapped around by your players the guys that on purpose so pretty good yeah there was supposedly a running joke who is going to track him yeah i played him one on one in basketball season eleven nothing didn't even hit the are you proud of that yeah yeah you gotta stuff the nerds down a couple times little was bought you gotta remember go back to the eighties member the movie yes the nurse will you ever run into search yeah you guys should have a sequel in wasn't as good you should give a scholarship to a bully every year bringing a bully just keep everybody honest on campus and then when they graduate you bring that guy back and he gets to boil the nurse so we can maybe even make like it's a an honorary captaincy to once you graduate like we give a like number one is a given when recruiting right all right we give it to the guy who of bodies when our program stands for so maybe give like number two to the boy yeah yeah real piece of shit yeah yeah that would be the coffee different yeah who gave a better pump up speech mike greenberger darren ravel
i would say this i would say that greenie carried off the field that's all i'll say you got here on the shoulders of the players because wow him to shut up yeah i think they just wanted it over one of those how many how many ads did green you put in his pump up speech did he give up for one eight hundred flowers rustic i i think hm t shirt on that if you put your phone up to it you can go right to the it's got all our yard do you do you you also have a famous strength and conditioning guy who went pretty viral
what is it like having that guy i see a guy like your rebel that's that i would love to see how that interaction with dassault spanish words that sh medium you know the kind of yeah yeah and and i don't think we can get a shirt small enough for those guys you know to kind of matching cab look you know so he's definitely football guy yeah no doubt about that do you just let him like run wild with demonstrate we love to strength and conditioning coaches no offense to head coaches but does it appear football guys because they're all about you know getting big and being tough and maybe not smart enough to actually be the head coach so that's like on filter football guide yet in that situation just like hey just be yourself and just go out there and just a just a year right is it a cool thing to do just be you yeah you you yes there i had a spanish does is self you know more than he let on there's no doubt yeah how much binge more than my body weight okay which is two fifty all right joe consent yeah let me know what you've been so
i have no idea what it like only like we did it right now what two and a quarter okay i don't know i'd probably get okay so you're the three year the world congress on this podcast right now absolutely well yeah it's good to them probably kisses know your security guard at wrigley that great job yeah great job my roommates were going down to the board of trade and i was getting off at addison and go on and making sure that everybody was staying safe pretty tough jobs you have to any rough anyone up at any point now hey don't throw that bottle over the over the yeah everybody here to have a good time right you want another one dilly dilly here yeah yeah you can go to no no goats know goetzke top ok did you have a strict no goat policy now we had a strict no throwing anything off the roof policy that was the only strict policy with the security guards at wrigley have a tough job because the ushers are all ninety years old and older so well they are also part of the whole
from the console right yeah you have you got to be the ones that you don't have any back up with the us so this was a rough tough though so half your summer was like you'll bachelor bachelor party he's you know work functions and then but sometime around when he would get up alright let me hear you now then it was like ok now it's going to get ugly right right guys are fully cries and and are ready to rock and then they're going out in wrigleyville afterwards so it was a lot harder after the game then it was during the game like ok it's time to go now really time to get outta here yeah i've had that speech to couple times as big cat mentioned earlier we are in the jv facility right now you guys are moving over to the real one what you said later on this summer yeah absolutely yeah so do you have what kind of stuff
in a new and you have a barber shop in there barber shops in there you should do recurring video series where you just chat with your player well i was thinking about it might as neck and the brownie yeah that could be yeah it would be really it michael irvin and they're given a pair of scissors you happen to have a valid yeah yeah exactly so what i did what what other cool stuff do you have in the new facilities at the pictures of it look amazing it like looks out over the lake you get a beach right there what else is going on yeah we got a you know thirty five person cold tough for the guys in the locker room you mention a barber shop pretty cool deal our players lounge is up on the second floor overlooking the beach and i've got an outdoor patio for themselves in the summer so not a bad deal what some of those you know where you sleep and all that cool see a yeah it's all good stuff and then the locker room will be able to be seen spaceballs yeah it would be able to go from suck to blow so blowing the right there and then also suck out the germs and all that stuff
yeah be careful with her and then you i said yeah seems baseball practice there all the way all the balloons and you got a little barb going you are going to do a video where everyone gets to go see the locker room and everybody holds your phone yeah yeah that's really really cool maybe everybody will take their own piece of their own picture and then the posted about themselves and then you give him shoes because that counts just as much as paying the players no question absolutely but as many shoes you could hey guys you don't get paid for you know put your life on the line here for the team but you get a size twelve nike and will
do some more just can't resell am yeah exactly exactly where you have to pay for a house it's interesting big cat brought that up 'cause you did deal with the whole unionization thing a few years back how did you deal with that as a coach and like what was your whole philosophy around that just educate the guys help me understand kind of what i'm sitting here after the announcement and i've got a bunch i don't know how many the numbers i forget but coach keep talking with union is i mean they don't even know what they got themselves into and like i told him i was proud of him for trying to stand up for positive change for the experience of student athletes and i fully support him on that i just had to educate come on what it meant what they were thinking about doing and then they have make their own decisions so you know it was great time for our team to come together i think a lesser group of guys and a lesser staff could have separated us and fractured us and i think we're much closer program because of it and i'm very thankful for guys standing up but at the same time
we've got a long way to go in the nca we got along way to go on college athletics to make the experience of all of our student athletes better and that to me is what hopefully the next steps will be you know yeah we're going to new facility but all of our sports are going to be impacted by it i mean you guys are walking in i think probably our softball team lacrosse team are women were coming in work ten times harder than we do i mean we get in a private plane and fly you know to go play house they think i think a bus right so no one's really created a plan that i've heard that impacts everybody everybody says we'll pay men's basketball and football well i say pay the lacrosse players if they were going to totally change the model you know there has to be discussed in that way and i still i heard that you had a few guys i know that's that's the biggest problem is i think everyone kind of agrees that there's it's somewhat broken you need to fix it but no one has a plan yeah and i mean everybody can just pay fires right okay out that
sounds good well don't don't build that facility well that facility wasn't built by it was built by private donations right so we're going to do that cool right by the way don't give me your fifty million i'm going to give that to the is rocher like yeah right darn right let's go that would be actually really good tell me a culture why tell me where they will comply but by the way we also you get fifty more million for everybody else right and there's a rob and i'm job being facetious obviously with this whole whole deal but it's there if we're going to create change we have to create it from for every athlete and hopefully we just continue to work to find a better destiny is what you do i'm on the court yeah i don't know what you just mean i don't know the whole like economics of it are the specifics but just pick quincy answers on how or make your own who know your i can't answer that yeah when i read about that i started and i go wow what i think and i'm gonna take up this fictitious thing yes that nobody's control over yeah anybody wanna go ready to go no they
but yeah i can call and you know it was great going to yet i disagree nc double a should make a big point that just doesn't have any value but it then it boom which prevents players have a great let some hacker and million bitcoin to play he decides what is yeah exactly do you think you could kick greg schiano's ass yeah i mean i'm half his age it would it would be yeah you know channel and i had a friend so i you know i know were to give the digs and you get all real fired up and then i was jab jab bear hug i have to get on the ground debbie tough though yeah seems like you can sing his hips still yeah you can't but he's gonna you just gonna use as leverage against them he also seems like a bulldog if he gave you got his bike down he will let go right back here that's all all right so what yeah yeah that's true what's the hardest place to play in the big ten
you know there's a lot of great places to play i mean there's so many cathedrals of college football i mean that's what i call him and these are hum dear stadiums and then they've been renovated and whatnot the fans are rabid everywhere you go you know it's great madison there's no doubt about that it's candor no it's great and can make you know they're out there behind me and literally from the front row can occur yes you my man right over there is is me i mean they are awesome i mean they're on you from the minute you walk in it is it is pretty dark maryland well the answer you missed the ants all sorts of nice places the answer is one thousand one hundred am in evanston il in right field yeah yeah because i have a theory that me know i'm not saying it nw is a little smaller maybe a little sleep here guys have trouble getting up
eleven am that's when they're when they're oppose that sounds like a badger it's actually in a meeting no yeah because we lose this the dumbest game that's the only reason why you guys lose yes that is everybody knows everybody not to tell it's not a cloture it's because it's eleven am everybody fell asleep in matters yeah coming down ninety yeah couldn't wake up at eleven thank you finally i finally someone agrees with i totally don't have been pitching this for a really long time and i just it's not working it was hands are also some of the best ways you can ease out of a hang over on a saturday morning you wake up it's eleven am football sorry on northwestern's driving the ball i've woken up many times on a saturday morning to that is made by like better
thank you see arguable service yeah all right i get the c key question if you want to go to northwestern football game next year you put in the promo code take you get ten dollars off are you compact that packed the stadium to prove me wrong all right we need to we need to really get down on this i give you a little i tipped you off before hand yep the music city bowl yes the spread of six and a half and you went for it on fourth and one with two minutes left on your own thirty nine what the fuck were you thinking well thinking that we're i'm not mad by the way i i just i you know i always use my passion so i'm gonna use your passion yeah he sure should not match write ups one make that clear i'm not mad just passionate about it not let you know you and in forty in a bunch of i don't know maybe about four thousand other people just blew me out of getting on the bus we just want to big game host patrol guys none when i get on the bus in our communication steps to stay off
text after you have twitter so i go on twitter and i like and then i figured out oh so what were you thinking one slash four because i was all the call forth in one on your own thirty nine yeah well we're we're not we're one of the top your conversion teams and four down last year we need to get about a yard to win the game games over we take any we've got charts for all and stuff and it said go for it do you go by the chart all the time sometimes you got now got probably say it's five thousand and fifty and right then and there we got a chance to win the game or defense is playing really well the whole game and we don't get it we review it and it shows on the jumbotron that we got it okay yeah i mean i guess i do your job excited as i did they they said place stands is called i was a score it was the we're about seven seven in those very six and a half and then kentucky scorton didn't get the two point conversion which i knew i've i knew they were gonna go for to their right in it because i was waiting i was hoping for overtime right
all just fell apart but i i have everybody way reminded me though the last time that the badgers were here i think you're on the sideline and a big red jacket yes i had a sample over at santa claus yeah which is fair by you guys i don't remember one four on fourth down and the guy comes on headphones because i think you gave the monitor and said we're going to move the ball back six inches yep there was in this little video evidence to move the bulb six inches and he's pissed off about what i did to gets could talk yet right okay right well i'm also pissed off about the house they gave me two thousand thirteen now that was less your fault but still when you start watering ball lettering balls on your own you know twenty at the end the games that those things happen yeah i feel like tommy boy i don't know what now when they jumped on it was your second you remember so that was that was going to blow up yeah hey i mean do you are you really prepared to hear that on twitter after the games you have any idea like whether or not you covered after the game's over no idea i don't pay any attention yeah
answer but he doesn't i don't i don't know i believe you but this is why i have the dream job because i get to just go and visit coaches and players and just yell at them for money that lost while they were well you may like always to do what you say yeah that's all yeah i know it's great not a choice it's an addiction yeah this is a one eight hundred yeah yeah yeah true and i'm not making fun of folks and no no we're not either believe me we're not either would you coach the bears i haven't on video games okay so you just practicing for got it you get a resume to get yeah i'm pretty happy realizing it yeah now you know it's it's pretty hard not to be pretty stoked up about that guy yeah that's that you know and i'm excited about matt and what he's going to bring up but not on the on the coach awhile what do you do when you because you you have obviously been rumored been a hot coaching name in the you know i've been cold too yeah but you get hot you know there was a while there where you're going to be notre dame head coach what do you do when
same people to pull me up on twitter yeah yeah and what do you do though how do you deal with those when you know you're gonna blow here let honestly it's it's a lot better than the alternative true okay so let's take it for what it's worth and you and you know you're thankful for kind and and positive thoughts but i mean i've sent to tenure contracts here first of all i'm thankful to the university i'm incredibly thankful for the guys i've coached them and they've the what though the ones doing in the arena and in our staff but i think you just let that speak for itself i mean i you know trust me that you when you're you're all modern you know you got it we're talking with this off before we got on a minute there some special about being at your own place if you
i just want to drive up the asking price just have your wife go to your house in west austin like once every five years and have a shop for house should have their local radio station report about it and then like wait till december that maybe have an instagram picture of your like travis yeah yeah yeah keep still open on your computer and have it like read south bend yeah and just like you know high shoot i didn't know they had a it it mean the coach what is soon as the co it's that in the private jet they track those numbers at the tail try yeah the tail trackers always fun college football there was like a cs that is in yeah that would be pretty good podcast right there yeah find out the guy that like puts the net jets or the you know we have there's a speak flightaware there's a leak in there somewhere quite aware yes do you ever read message boards have you ever read a message board well this twitter account
kind of kind of yeah because you post something and then you know you go on your own personal thing and it's obvious when you go down in the cool we yeah and you want to respond you can't be lamar responded wanted to call me like brett let it go yes yeah yeah he likes well also his wife tweeted karma and then they lost every that's a value he's a great friend rose janet and that's a bad he's been on the show and blocked by john but that's okay what's your birth for treating karma back it was all there with your burner account i don't have one really what's yours i have so yeah okay yeah i watch homeland yesterday i learned a little bit of both yeah okay yeah real news that was all that's really what's happened wow okay but i was i i heard something less i was like well it's dirty do you do you're just watching moment yet you were yes sopranos next
it's going no homeless still going home with still going yeah go soprano boy used to main who's your favorite scene sopranos gosh minus one tony killed christopher that was a good one it's pretty great that didn't actually happen hank still watching the spread spoil it form every now and then what about when bobby block baklava then like the train store yeah no he's fine you see goodfellas yet the papers the papers to pay last question for me what does success for northwestern look like in the next five years how me rose bowls you got hit well we can't control that but we got a win the west you know that's gonna be tough yeah it always will your badge that is it on a pretty young from scott
yeah well cakewalk every year just kind of roll out of bed with the w say then get screwed by then get killed by ohio state i'm going to pause that i'm going to cut that out and can be repeated 'cause all my guys listen to you that's fine you're perfect and listen i'll give him motivation and probably need it beat wisconsin still won't happen see it's beautiful what do you think about it we talked about in earlier but scott frost coming into the visual fired up yeah hell of a coach yeah i mean he did a great job and you know he's played a legacies again same thing get guys alma mater reached out to many got the job fired up foreman aren't we that i have you guys been to a game there i have i have it now that's a great app i mean that fan base is unbelief i boycotted the brzeska since they didn't give any what had a skull well it's tough yeah that's still a good point guys that yeah yeah it's pretty tough but the idea to give the rex burkett yeah you got to give your your printer because he was a
remember his yeah yes it was an act yeah say something nice well paul chris but you can't mention the fact that he just wears the same bland gray sweater every time he's a quarterback whisper who okay love that yeah i love that does a terrific job of the cues he's got a piss you off though because he's like so unassuming and so soul like average wisconsin all the way around is a beer and a shock i i respect that yeah but and that that that that the type of guys that i like being around yet or not has to a guy that that the guy making up some food always just lay out of here to shop right you know a turnover chinga yeah well you know it was pretty cool i'll give them that was pretty cool but until we stole from the dow is even cooler how that work off and that was good yeah can not right for you it's tough when you have a gimmick like that it can get stuff right back in your face that's the that's the hard part that's that's a review today yeah i think
got the guys going early right yeah and if you're the first coach do that i think it's cool but then you get a lot of copy cats like they had some school the turnover plank which was like a two by four yes said that if we could get told on the sideline yes texas tech had like the rebounding jay you guys like that got you just do like give revela wedgie put him on the sideline and just every time you get a turn over you just put his underwear or what have you done to it i hate my yeah right as soon as like home yeah that would be great if you would tweet about how like how many dollars with a b v d's he went through you support us on staff we got all the ideas for this well you know we up but you go we're gonna recruiting office okay yeah all right we we can go down there because hazel eyes eligibility take me to the barber shop i need to track yeah now yeah like that yeah that's about what time we move in a let's see that thing somewhere yeah yeah it'll it'll get their young about didn't dress at all right i'm think about doing a mullet really yeah joe dirt so nice real america america jandek rule if you get a mold that's what it was all right path for sure i'll think so my
this is a ton of fun this has been one of the highest honors i've ever had like malcolm yeah yeah and you guys have just lifted up my brand exponentially yeah maybe you actually learn how to use a hashtag it's pretty cool though to have a big cat in the big cats office yet even though your pattern yeah really but i read the big ten harder than anyone probably harder than anyone in the world except for ravel yeah no he doesn't represent big ten i have a dream though he rips northwestern the i'm talking about the guys out there on the front lines to rep you know run the ball run the ball run the ball punt the ball run the ball run the ball run the ball punt the ball run the ball maybe like a seven yard out that's thrown three yards short punt the ball wait that's big ten football the word defense yeah well i mean defenses why the why you gotta keep on right exactly exactly complementary football you need to still teach about that no doubt that interview was brought to you by blue apron blue apron is the leading meal kit delivery service in the united states and while many people
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the kind of guy that still has a membership to one of those ninety nine cent cd clubs yeah gets like twenty cities in the someone every month and he's like man i can't figure out how to cancel it well it also might have been like like child support bill so i don't wanna know yeah is not easy i think he's got a few kids does is that sounds problematic putting a few kids different for him yeah families lot of thanksgiving let's just say that you know what we also met mitch cup cup check so yes you scattered us he's got us yeah he said what you think i was like you need six hard falls any laughed and was like can this guy get the out of here in his head but he laughed that's the important part of the story okay good good yeah so and we we do that with our kaminski because we're in charlotte rough and rowdy ton i
bill burr one man thrill ride against the bavarian cream pie who is very scary yeah you try to fight hank why would hank what what were the elements provocation that you said that made him want to punch i was actually your words view you almost got eggs ask it how for the video that we do not have he was not happy well yeah well in fairness hank instructed me to come up with something along those lines yeah i think i actually i think i actually help with that too another i think you've got it we i think i it as the violent line yeah
well i mean i don't think that there was a word of it that was a lie so if he has problems with the truth it's his own issue but make sure you buy the rough and rowdy fight bill burr on the mike it's going to be a great night there's i think there's thirty five plus fights live from charlotte that's why we're here all right let's get some segments we have a way to stay relevant i don't even this is a new this is a new segment we're doing and i think it's just going to be baseball all summer we're going to every time we talk well paced ball be way to stay relevant and way to stay relevant baseball baseball brawls are back i almost had it was on my who's back of the week and it was it wasn't because they were going to be back or because they were already back it was because i knew that they were going to come back this is on happens every ring longer the statement well with that do you use like stephen a smith i i predicted this but i never said it out loud yes a because it's true every every spring right after you get past
the excitement of opening day in the first couple days baseball i guess we have to deal with one hundred and fifty eight more games of this and one of the best things that they do every spring you can count on there being a few bench clearing brawls the difference this year is that we're actually seeing punches thrown yes so they're not he he actually will like he got in the in that scene in inception when they're in the hallway with no gravity and they're all like twisted around that's what he look like he was going to the mound you just throw tricks the no i think was inception right i'd i'd never saw inception okay thank you know what i'm talking about hank's doing something else but yeah inception i'm right our
it is they're basically like twisted in the hallway and just throwing wild punches trying to hit each other that was what are not to look like even though he was on his he was the one who is going after you think that if you were the one who starts a fight you'd be able to you know actually throw a punch i also love i also love when the pitcher throws the glove like that's going to slow the pictures on the glove is great i was like a pitcher sprinting in from the from the outfield from the bull pens yep they should be allowed to use the bullpen car yeah during a fight i want to see both those cars going at each other like a demolition derby next time actually want to make the rick way to stay relevant oakland eighties marshawn lynch drives your bullpen car that are amazing to search running people over yeah yes run the whip yeah and then the other fight was the red sox yankees and then we had a billion reach tweet saying the red sox yankees robberies back yeah
i think that was i think that was staged i hope i hope to god now that their rivalries back espn will put them on sunday night baseball for change yeah get to see those two teams plants that have been here about this like a day later watching highlight shows all right we have an embrace debate that you had it what what what happened yet texas a i compliance their official account tweeted is against ncaa rules to pay someone to eat a strawberry i found on the floor best for best compliance ocean i received in a while so is it so it embrace debate is it i can this you think it is i think that it it definitely is because if it weren't for that then jimbo fisher could just go to people's houses and just like you that's how we got i would
his name i'm gonna need to w o d s jamis maybe that's how i got james just went to his house and dropped a bunch of crabs on the ground yeah well no here here's why i think it is because everyone knows this person everyone has that friend who will eat the gross for money and isn't that does not become a job like that is their job they are the gross friend that each for money and with visa strawberry it's a slippery slope and you're going to eventually just beating shit off the ground and weird weird things for money all the time and that technically is a job i'm more concerned that these players are eating strawberries which is going to really affect her inflammatory response and it'll mean that can't play at a high level yeah com hey tom brady enough to u s rubbery off the ground yeah i'm not because it's on the ground no tom brady i mean a strawberry
ground tom brady that probably gives him a little like he's probably getting a little boner from that he's like good wasted strawberry that's exactly where it should be i like it but we have a oh protect the shield this ones a little tricky so colin capper nick back in the news so exactly yeah but he went to a tryout with the seahawks he had a trial schedule for monday the ninth and it got taken away at the last minute they pull the offer for the tryout and then there are a bunch look reports that came out chef de and florio and charles robinson from yahoo all said it was because he would not commit to kneeling for the national anthem if he were to be signed and then in rapoport from the nfl network came in and he said well wait a sec i've been told through my sources that it wasn't about that at all which i'm sure has nothing to do with the fact that colin cabinet next collusion case is like in the in the d
this part of the right now they're they're disappearing coaches and scouts and and gm's and jerry jones is testifying to so that's a total wild card ian was saying no no it had nothing to do with dealing with everybody else is saying yes it definitely had to do with me okay so we got to practice she'll because is clearly a problem we can have the nfl have inclusion we can have the nfl black bowling people we got to keep everything above board so no one but you knows writing think pieces and bob lee doesn't do a you know sixty minutes on us on a sunday morning when everyone's had hung over saying how evil we are right something is yet about why what it what to the cleveland browns exist what what the reason for the cleveland browns to get beaten eight times a year are six times a year by the rest of the afc north okay yes but they also should just be our anti blackballing team so
the cleveland browns almost like a relegation the worst team in the league has to bring in the people who are claiming they're being blackballed in for tryouts well that's kind of how the cincinnati bangles exist already right but we should just make it official like this should fall in the browser because the seahawks clearly got confused emails got crossed p carrol's not going to emails there's no way pete carroll is going to email so you probably got the email from roger goodell is like hey we're going to need someone to bring in colin capper neck so it doesn't look like we're blackballing this guy and he got confused he probably got down he's probably watching loose change you've got confused about everything we just need to have a really good organization that knows how to follow the rules and you know has a clear path like hue jackson can put out there they bring in colin capper nick try
about and i'm like nope he's not good enough for the browns than ever but like well if he's not good enough for the browns he does get another trap i think that's a good idea i've got another one so i guess he got the notification when he was on a plane i think that this is actually a genius opportunity that i see here if you can just keep colin kaepernick airborne for like the next two months on a plane there's nothing worse in the world than flying without wi fi put him on a plane that doesn't have any wi fi service use roger those private jet that he wanted his new contract just fly around refueling him so he's doing air to air refueling for the next like like fifty or sixty days and he's not able to check twitter he's not able to to post anything you can't make phone calls and it's basically it enhanced interrogation technique to be without wife i three hours in the air so if you get him up there for you know a couple thousand hours without being able to
contact anybody he'll just say ok i'll drop the charges and then you let him land i like it i like it forces hand do you think colin capper nick and get a job i think he'll get a job yeah wait what are you saying like playing football yeah no i don't think he's going to guys here yeah i don't think he's ever getting one again i actually think we're find out some really interesting stuff from the collusion case once it the stuff starts to become public and you've got like emails that are being subpoenaed between papa john and jerry jones like just touch seeing each other and emailing each other at like five hundred o'clock in the morning on like a sunday morning you're going to see some weird shit it's just basically who's the dumbass owner because whoever emails about so i i think it's pretty clear something's going on but whoever is dumb enough to email about it they should they shut the sell their team
i i don't want to say it but mark davis oh shit you should take that back because i want mark davis to retain ownership of the raiders mark davis probably i mean he's gotta burn herself the conversion van the nice thing is mark davis is probably so bad at typing emails that they're indecipherable all market is definitely does the the the packing with one reach hi thank you probably uses a nose like that bird that's filled with water yeah and just just pokes at at keys so yeah you could try to read them but it's like on closed captioning whenever you see the the close caption person get really confused and then you say unintelligible yeah that's basically what is emails read it exactly he's like a muppet trying to speak that's a mark davis is emails are he's
animal from the muppets are yet the animal yeah yeah all right we have second last one we have is done are finished billy mitchell so billy mitchell king of kong one of the greatest movies one of the greatest villains of all time he had the record for donkey wrong for a really long time it was under under scrutiny because people thought he was cheating using some kind of automated system he sells hot sauce for living in american flag highs he's got a punch will face he i think he hires i don't want to say h word he hires women to be around him them wouldn't otherwise be around him if you get catch my drift here horses spelled with a w not not an h his son
is a kicker so plug real bad guy he finally got it take he got it all his records taken away from him and kicked out of the donkey kong league of america i don't no what the fuck that so twin galaxies is governing body of video games 'cause i saw the movie so i after only twenty is after the movie came out they finally reviewed the video evidence and they're like oh yeah this guy clearly doctored his his game film i've got a couple ideas for maybe how he can we can get back in good graces number one this is i mean this is a no brainer he should write a book like oj cold if i did it yes i cheated here's how it is yeah but wait i'm just putting this together now i get it so you just mentioned like after twenty years they finally did it sequel fortnight was down for the last sixteen hours if the governing body finally was like okay what do we do now oh oh yeah we've been
meaning to suspend this guy for twenty years we're just waiting for one of these popular video games to stop working well my my other idea was that billy just pay somebody to get really good at fortnite under his name and so he could take his talents to new generation i like that too or whip up on the young or you could start going out and catching fall balls of fall ball guy then the the tag team maybe maybe maybe he joins us teams of marlins man i i would like that yeah who wouldn't wouldn't want to see billy behind home plate yeah you could go on an end one style mix tape tour we just beat the shit out of people in old video games and one on one video games or you could go play hot sauce at hawks game and then loose and then everyone feel bad form
hot sauce first hot sauce yeah exactly alright last up we have a this is for bill belichick has a new dog and the new dog's name is nike and tom brady is one of the biggest under armour athletes trouble in paradise wait oh wait we got something else i got something else friend i guess something allowed him to do something else large girlfriend daughter are like height beast fashion people they named the dog bill did not name the dog he does not he did not care about puppies hi bill absolutely cares about the bill is a micro manage he knows everything that goes on that yeah yeah what what are you saying the built bill belichick is lost control of his own locker room his house the only covering that matters is the locker room so nice do think this is a great idea to keep gronk around
you just fill the locker room with puppies yeah if you've if you feel the patriots locker room with nothing but puppies and djs grog will be there for life puppies djs and just walking around are they do you know they're not in use are they they are yeah okay yeah fine they'll play instruments yeah really yeah they're not they're not vocalists yeah okay lyricist yeah but she's got to be there if crocs gonna stick around the cut to be somewhere around the we are and this actually reminds me did you just pull the old trick today where they did like the mark jackson to the patriots and then it really was just chris mortensen saying that he it would be a good fit i don't know i didn't see that so mortensen was like i think that they'd be interested and then became a report and then nine people talked about on tv yeah i'm pretty sure it's a good fit so if you if you think the
lamar jackson would be a good fit with the patriots i don't think you watch a lot of football i disagree i think i think about you could probably make anyone tivo tivo's tough because tivo might be the worst quarterback full time now it can make anyone get yeah but i wanna go to pretty big hole in your little theory well lamar jack's one husband t when everyone heisman drew bledsoe they used to make your blood yeah and then managers from matt cassel though we may matt cassel good that's also very well so yeah how many people are gonna get mad at me for saying to whatever one husband a lot right let's see we'll see everyone monday we have kris bryant and ellen p p world series champion from chicago cubs come in on monday
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