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Bonus Bill – Ep. #443

2017-11-06 | 🔗

Listen in on the jokes only Bill’s audience got to hear. 

This is an unofficial transcript meant for reference. Accuracy is not guaranteed.
Welcome to each year from each deal me he sees him. Ok. Well did you have a great hollow aim? Yeah, you know how to fund hallowing over at the White House, the trumps, Donald and Maloney. They they passed out American, but this protocol presidential eminence color, like em an empty except a meltdown watching CNN. This is a big weak for America. They announced criminal charges for three people. Poor man afford it was again pay manager, his partner gate and some guy never heard of named George Papa, doubtless who pleaded guilty to making false statements to the FBI.
what an idiot, because you know you a lot of the FBI. They're gonna get be living hell, but if you live in the whole world, they make you the press secretary itself, twenty after months of Trump, insisting that you know no communication with the Russians. This guy Papadopoulos was communicating with everybody talk it everywhere. I should have been talking to the people in trouble. He met with a russian agent called the professor professor. He met with someone who said it was she was Putin's niece. He was even
Photograph meeting a senior russian operative name, Donald Trump, this card that afford guy while he's he's charged with money laundering, tax evasion failing to register, is a foreign agent. Any three passports I didn't know you could do that. I don't think you again. Yes, exactly three passport at a phone and an email account registered to fake name. Can you imagine his interview to beat trumps campaign manager? Yes, I have a long history of shady dealings with Russia, Russia and avoiding taxes. Now tell me about
Nepal, manifold metaphor, blood and not guilty. He denied everything any call the whole investigation of wasting tax dollars that he was avoiding Bay and Trump says this is all fine, because it none of it touches him terms. Defence is that he had no involvement with the Trump campaign really from today called the New York Times to tell them he's not angry at the Mahler investigation that he personally not under investigation and the men were they thirty eight percent approval rating said I've got fantastic pull numbers and then the reporter from time said. Can you put your father on the phone.
The trump is so desperate to distract America from the Russia investigation that he took a page out of Harvey Weinstein's book today and jacked off into a potted plant, and then he realized. Oh, it was Jared Words, yeah yeah, you're, right board. Yard yard is very out in favour with the with the with Donald Trump early forgiving, very bad political advice and a fact, partly a bunker very pissed to Jared begins in bed now and yards has who's your daddy
a vulgar says, President Donald J Drug. Let tramp, of course did get the distraction he was looking for this week. I'm sure you heard about this and whose back immigrant, who loves ISIS, drove a truck through a crowd in New York City and, of course, our commander, in chief immediately rush into an act into action with a series of powerful tweets about how it wasn't his fault. This asshole, who did this, was an over driver. So the problem would be getting him to talk, probably getting to shut up So I know you're upset about the world series of your premier, in LOS Angeles. Houston may have the better baseball team, but we still have the most sexual harassment and allay when you take a needs to blow opportune.
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