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Bonus Bill (Originally aired 03/18/16)

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Bonus Bill (Originally aired 03/18/16) - Listen in on the jokes only Bill’s audience got to hear.

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Now, it's time for real time to point out your attempt to listen in behind the scenes to the real time monologue. Jokes, America didn't hear. The ground now maybe they're trump ends here today, certainly doing well be one where only one for big he's gonna make Amerika, Right again, we won for big states end to day he so cocky. He said that if he doesn't get, the nomination is probably going to be right. Have you seen his support?
since gummy riots be, does get the nominal added a why people boardroom he was ass this week. I couldn't make this up, who we listened to about foreign policy, and he said I'm speaking mostly with myself, because I have a very good brain and I've said a lot of things. I guess that's better than saying Dick Cheney. Marker Robia knock him out of the rail market. Rubia lost its trump by nineteen point in his home state. Where remember when market Rubia was the great latino hope of the Republican Party back when they still likely Tito's and hope for the future, the party right it was the future. The party in and get trounced by sea list select,
many famous for being rude, stupid, vain and bad. Looking like losing the bachelor adjudged Judy cares little Ray of hope in Tuesdays. Results for these stop drop movement was that John K, sick.
And that is the excitement. John casing want is home state of Ohio and the kid you're goin crazy, whose knew it forgets millennium is those Logan is basic vacation and he's really. I said this week ago show couple weeks ago. I think he could be the guy. You know that he was always there and he's really kind of playing up that romantic comedy the nice guy who was always there. It was always me yesterday he made a statement. He said, I'm just a man standing in front of a country asking it to love him.
Remember that we do you tell you Alex, like it's probably gonna, be Donald Trump and probably Hillary Clinton and give it celery against strong. I do think she'll would. I think, he'll refers us a lot of advantage over Trump one she's not insane to minorities, will vote for her and three. She has this been way less time on here and make up
so they had a big goes. This week, President Obama filth filled his constitutional duty by applying yes by suggesting a putting up a nomination for this bring Gort vacancy. It is Merrick Garland, barely he's qualified, uncontroversial, moderate and widely respected, and the Republican said. Well, we don't mind so much the widely respected controversial, but qualified and moderately gets too close to reasonable and that illicit forget. How the constitution they said, describes the role of the Senate, advise and fuck you. I think, that's right in there. Thank you very much
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