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Bonus Bill (Originally aired 04/22/16)

2016-04-25 | 🔗

Bonus Bill (Originally aired 04/22/16) - Listen in on the jokes only Bill’s audience got to hear.

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Now it's time for real time to point out your task to listen in behind the scenes to the real time monologue, Jokes America didn't hear. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you ever been in a good mood. There are some good news for feminist some good NEWS for minority rights because we are putting area Tubman,
On the twenty dollar bill, most Americans have no idea who are redoubling we're gonna, look at him go. Why is Wheezy Jefferson Harriet, Tubman, Harriet Tubman was a former slave who help other slaves. This gave on the underground rail road, which would like the nineteenth century version of economy, class and delta anyway, yet Donald Trump and another one of those weeds recent somebody stupid things he keep. Did you see this? He kept calling nine eleven seven eleven either. This guy does not know a lot about, and then people came down in them for doing that.
July protruding me like I'm Alan Hitler Reginald I'm on a big, important shrimp overseas. He was in Saudi Arabia the last two days that did not go well a lot of tensions between those two countries. They do not like what he has been saying about them because he's been saying the truth and they don't like it. The king s up the rabies, has allotted complaints about a bomb and there's the nine eleven lawsuit that some people want to see go through the price of oil than I am about that, and they also genuine bomber. You never hold hands like George Bush used to, and we may do it's kind of a good deal with budget. Now yesterday, how many
celebrated for twenty. That with that is becoming a real holiday in America. There are events all over the country that were smoke out and Golden State Park in Denver. There was a concert with new dog in Washington DC. My friend Woody Harrelson, later later push wreath on the tomb of the unknown stoner. It was just in time for some Good NEWS from our friends up north Canada, Canada, apparently he's going to legalise we'd in twenty seven gene is not something already avenues luggage have come through the weeds stay because dropped might be elected president.
Well, you gotta, give it has annulled drunk the New York primary was Tuesday and he one big. I hope it doesn't go to his head of looking like an eagle maniac. Now any killed is bigger, rivalled, TED crews, ten crude came in third, that's gotta, hurt and TED crews. This was his line after a law so bad. He said I'm making this up. He said America is best when she's lying down with her The mad and bill caused me said why you gotta, to bring me into this or watching any time on HBO be removed for more information log each to HBO, DOT, com.
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