Bonus Bill (Originally aired 05/13/16)- Listen in on the jokes only Bill’s audience got to hear.
This is an unofficial transcript meant for reference. Accuracy is not guaranteed.
Now it's time for real time to point out your task to listen in behind the scenes to the real time monologue, Jokes America didn't hear Exciting NEWS, Donald Trump has pulled even in the polls would go rig what nor ready and they are Reuters, Paul Hilary has forty one percent trump has forty and the margin of error. They say he's too depressing to calculate what would happen to be. Never troubled meant a week ago. They were never trump another like
forever drop. You met her forever dropped by these republican leaders, who have done nothing but say the worst things about Donald Trump, Bobby gentle cities and eager meaning maniac with no principles on board her dad I'm forum ripped every says, he's ignorant and betrays the principles of Christ. Why? I thought repairing had hard enough time, speaking at once, It is now very ironic, be only Republic refuses to bend over and just take it Wendy, Graham Linsey. Graham, gave a but never mind, but to and Paul Ryan, though the had republic in the top dog figure, the house he said last week, he kind of wanting to North Donald Trump unease that I'm just not there yet. I just can't. Do it well
He did some soul searching and found out. Nope doesn't have one and so far I am- and I don't run, but a big meeting today in Washington discuss Republican. Sensible, Paul Ryan. This guy was comes favorite, son, Paul Ryan. Remember he was Mitt Romney vice president, but first he did not want to be vice. President know what let me begin by spreading their kin and then speaker, the house know I'm never going to take that job becomes figure that when he was never going to endorse dropped, I was going
these are the girl on high school place, hard to get them blows the whole football, but the admin. This idea that Donald Trump has principles to begin with Donald Trump, his flip flop, already at every position, is ever taken and the only started six months ago here is new one about abortion. He only abortion only in cases of rape, incest and when the woman doesn't want to have a baby is other than that he is at last week. He said we should consider defaulting on our debt, which is insane and a couple days ago, now what I meant to say as we could never before. Could we can just print money today, Harriet Tubman said you know what I'm fine keep me off. The twenty
your money and his other big thing that got all this fans all community with their testosterone up, is ban on Muslims. Now he says justice suggested justice suggested until we figure out. What's going on, ok until Donald Trump figures out what go? so in other words forever didst thou Didst, suggested we're gonna put up a united the airport attention Muslims. We really with you reconsider I'm telling you Trump is elected. The problem won't be Muslims not wanting to come here
No one will want to come to me. While came all these search for Donald Drums. Vice president continues at you know, who's in charge of the search for rice brethren. Yes, doctor Doktor Ben Garson, gentlemen Doktor been Carson and Doktor Bent. Cars is going very well. He's already met dozens of candidates. Answered his ad on Craigslist qualifications to be Donald Trump Vice President hidden, two questions are very important: Donald Trump wanting one. If something were to happen to me, could they step in and do the job, and I have no idea how to do and to have they ever made fun of my hands?
because that's very good years. This story that conservative a really great humans, we conservatives are crazy over report that says Facebook manipulates their news. The two Faber favorite liberally, And Republicans think that is wrong, but a private corporation should have an ideological agenda and then they turned into to find out more about it. Alright, thank you very much real time with Bill Maher every Friday night at ten or watching any time on HBO on demand for more information log on to HBO Dot, com.
Transcript generated on 2020-02-25.