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Bonus Bill (Originally aired 10/30/15)

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Bonus Bill (Originally aired 10/30/15)
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these shut up and let Donald Trump speak I went from thinking. Do we need fifteen candidates to do we need CNBC? I mean some of these grudging reduce rude and over the line, and I'm the guy who said trumps mom slept with an arrangement I failed, but yet no, they asked questions that you know you'd be embarrassed to hear on the newly wed game. The very first question: maybe the stupidest question: I've ever heard ass. They what's your biggest weakness, CNBC Minories now
you know why you're here stuck on a news channel that people only watch at the airport now, of course, is just an opportunity for them to do a humble braggin. All of them did you know they all did some version of my biggest weakness. Well, I I guess, Two presidential gap voiced at I can't fake anger or apparently any other human emotion. Ten Karla TED cruises answer his biggest. We use it if you want a guy grab a beer with that guy you wanna Guy, who will drive you home I'll, get the job done? Who do you think he's running against TED. By the way, debt of Amerika once a designated driver type for President Hilary got
the bag. We have a new speaker of the house. It is Paul Ryan. He didn't want the job. They assured him Missus Congress, you wanna, do any work finally got some news from overseas China after thirty five years is ending its one child policy. Nor do they need a lawyer. Language are now you're allowed to have to, but No substitution had only representative real every Friday night watch him any more information, not on each oh dot, com.
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