Bonus Bill (Originally aired 2/17/17) - Listen in on the jokes only Bill’s audience got to hear.
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Now. It's time for real time to point out your attempt to listen and behind the scenes to the real time monologue, jokes, America didn't hear It is weak war, a war on fire, and no one could say that this so much news every we went from no drama Obama to my
brought us a long time. I guess this card with the big scandal. This week the National Security adviser MIKE offline was forced to step down. Well, you know he was dealing with the Russians troposphere if he said I want these are different. I want your their resignation, your letter of resignation. Desk in the morning, but it is the body border, even the Russians, even Putin is having buyers remorse. Really. These have all these forming stories about Donald Trump on russian State TV that stop because he's a maniac and they know it now they can trust the beacon no longer be trusted even by his russian hamburger. So it's like
Like one of those horror movies where the ventriloquist dummy starts to have a mind of the dummy is grabbing position so well done on for about a breast governs deal with all this. Oh, my god, I took about every time. Try every time he says something is very unfair to him. I took it There's no pot left in California Drum says. The real scandal is, is not the russian thing. It's the leakers uneasily promises to get to the bottom of where all this
through this coming from that, and then he met with Prime Minister Netanyahu of Israel this week and an israeli reporter asked him about anti semitic hatred.
Yes and about anti semitic hate crime on the rise in America and Trump went into a discussion of how big his electoral college victory was my daughter, Mary, the Jew, no matter what you asked, this man had always gets back to. Let's talk about me. How do I fix this because we really wandered off into areas about national policy has always been a rough week, another roughly four terms, so he needs and cheering up so Trump Saturday. It's going out of a campaign rally again asshole. You won at an airplane hangar in Florida. That's safe space.
I wonder when this guy is going to realize you won the election, but he doesn't care. Sometimes he says you have to bypass the crooked media and take your case directly to the ruling idiots or are still buying yours. I told him episode of real time with Bill Maher every Friday night at ten or watching any time on HBO on demand for more information log on to HBO dot com.
Transcript generated on 2020-02-25.