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Bonus Bill (Originally aired 2/3/17)

2017-02-06 | 🔗

Bonus Bill (Originally aired 2/3/17) - Listen in on the jokes only Bill’s audience got to hear.

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Now it's time for real time to point out your attempt to listen behind the scenes to the real time monologue. Jokes America didn't hear ok, one corner tradition of what the fuck did. You do now
that's what every week is here. My readers can keep up their writing. One bremmer declared war on Japan or why J Donald Trump did this week to keep american save? You saw this over the last week in travel ban from muslim countries where he does not do business with the whole band thing was, it was hardly planned. The border agents had no idea what to do what's going on and then that's trumpery. You know all the ban parts of fascism without the efficiency. Ok, so that was like the weak. Then we started with him hanging up on the Prime Minister of Australia how the fuck do you pick a fight with Australia, but you know the difference between American Australia right when you flush our country down the toilet, it goes
Why were you ok? So then you get on the phone with the President of Mexico and Bitches him out, and he said we might have to send troops in Mexico because they got some bad on break down there. And then, when they White House was asked about this, they said they characterize it as light hearted light hearted, a light, hearted invasion of Mexico Remember when America was the stable country in Mexico is where you want to see a donkey show I mean if Donald Trump we're a new higher J C pennies. They already would have had that. I don't think this
working out for either one I'm lonely up deduced that met. It is time to break the Supreme Court nominated and Donald Trump made it like a reality show with finalists. I'm not joking about this. Well judge NEO Gorse, it's got the rose, probably because something he said to Trump during their one on one date in the hot. So it comes out today. This judge who they won, and the Supreme Court in improved school judge Gorse had started a fascism forever. Clubs, that's not a joke, I mean he really did it with what I'm saying.
It's not a job, he thought it was a joke at the time. I hope, but that's that's the thing about conservative humor. The premise is always what, if I said exactly what I meant brings us to the national prayer Breakfast, which have the national prayer breakfast hosted by our new President, Donald Trump, which would tell you all you need to know about the fact that prayer doesn't work. So this was the NASH and it doesn't on the bright side having a crazy person, those resident forces you to look at things in a fresh life. For example, I discovered that bloody marries aren't just for the weekend. Thank you very much
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