Bonus Bill (Originally aired 9/11/15)
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Now it's time for real time, two zero, your chance to listen in behind the scenes to the realtime monologue. Jokes America didn't hear. I like the people like fuck these people who are standing. Therefore, they are good, goggled. Rub the gift. Take immediate Donald. Did you see him yesterday at the rally in Washington against me.
deal. Oh, what that, what a rally that was? It was Donald Trump TED Cruz. Sarah Palin LEN Beck, Louie Gohmert, Michelle Bachman, the guy from Duck dynasty
it was a who's who of who's. Who I mean he picks a new feud every week right so this week he's picking a fight with Carly Fiorina's face. Did you see this? He said Carly Fiorina's face. Look at that face. Would anyone want to vote for that face? No, I mean it's such a blatantly craft, shallow, sexist attack. That Republicans are asking. How far will he rise in the polls now, but Trump says it's not sexy, but you know what, when you're standing on a stage the debate stage done and you're next to Chris Christie on one side and the other side, there's Scott Walker, with his cross eye drooling thing going on, and you pick on the woman. It does look a little SEC I'll
trump looks like muscle weenie. Who is he to pick on anybody's face your part of resting bitch face? He has active bitch face and by the way gone if you weren't, rich, you wouldn't be sleeping with supermodels you'll, be sleeping with women that look like Kim Davis and even following that one. Oh, yes, Republicans have a new poster girl. It is the county clerk in Kentucky who went to jail rather than issue a marriage license to gay people. Oh yeah, they had a big rally, they let her out of jail, and there was my. cock a b, the White AL shouted and he was up there saying the Supreme Court doesn't get to say. What's legal
because they bugging girl, that's exactly what they do now, as confirmed by the Rowan County work. Ted crews got up there in the Supreme Court is Wallis which raises the question: how does tat crews shape in the morning without spitting at the mirror and this Kim Davis? She apparently love is traditional. marriage so much that she herself has done it four times. I'm not kidding marriage four times twice to the same red neck. Did you see him? He Came out there in the rally he's wearing literally he who are bib over and a straw hat looks like he has never crapped indoors in his life course in Kentucky there are seen as a very sophisticated
Because they're they're not related, and not only for marriages, she's had multiple affairs and twins out of wedlock. She's only one love child away from being an Very pale- and this is our american Christians role- big talk like how could be they live like Trump. Now, on the other side of the eye, Hillary Clinton, her campaign was revamping this week. They said she's gonna show more humor and more heart. They said. The aim, of course, is to win the presidency with that, but at the very least she might get a seat on the view
and every apologized for what we don't know. She doesn't know, but you very sorry about ever it is you know it's the the email scandal and pillar resembles gave has been very good for Bernie Sanders is Bernie Bernice, an old Jew. He doesn't use e mail, you send your card with a dollar. And in the newest poll he's tied Hillary in Iowa, which is pretty impressive for an old Joe there's, only six thousand Jews in Iowa. That's barely enough to open one chinese restaurant. Jews you're so rare in IRA, when it when a family puts a menorah in the window, the neighbour say: did your power go out.
Alright, thank you very much. I told him episode of real time with Bill Maher every Friday night at ten we're watching any time on HBO on demand for more information log on to HBO Dot, com.
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