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nuclear joint, as always with our super producer, Alexis Code, name, Doc, holiday Jackson. Most importantly, you or you you are here, and that makes this stuff. They don't want you to know we inch closer to the end of twenty twenty and the beginning of twenty twenty one. We're still sticking with strange news and what a time damage segment like this week, some green slime and mix we ve got an actual monolith in the mix. No one knows where that's from and we have but what I would loosely call the future of cannibalism put it depends depends on which virtual, listen to so Let's see where, where where do we start here, I like the mystery, the monolith. What are you guys think I don't know, I'm I'm hungry, First of all, it did not another spoiler letting them. Is this like a beyond human type situation, because that be cool? What if someone

in fact here to meet, there was cruelty free, actually human made, but tasted just like human. We were so we can all give it a taste without the guilt thank you so much happening in that room right now, while we're talking Our I could read the room I carrieth zoom did. I know it because that is pull that item. I don't know anything about what the story is yearbook. We are but yeah. I don't believe you don't, but let's get started. That's this is great because a long time ago, as is set up for this our Youtube days and I were round for the debut of lab grown meets, which cut was the Euro tunnel problems, because the stone r d phase, but did pose a potential alternative to the? U ends plan to combat lack of routine in diet. The? U S plan was that everybody should normalize eating insects and ivy.

Delicious insects. I know that state I come back to haunt me flights, but the lap grown stuff problem. We also found what turned out to be a fake website. They said it was based in Thailand It reported that it would allow people to order Schuman me legally, and try it out. Do you remember that would bet God it's been a minute, yeah don't remember that specifics. I don't remember the name. Would that be like it? or maybe an organ donor. You a donor. Some of your flesh to like a fine colony pursuit. I believe there should be a box you could do. That would allow you now. I would like to be eaten. Please not too long ago, there was an artist to add some folks together to eat a foot with him. I think it was his foot you and that stuff is hopefully in a limited space, it's illegal grey area, because the the guy consented to share his view. With his very weird friends who consented to eat

One might also got accidently grilled, his foot on the George Foreman, those of classic episode of the office. Oh, I found it quick amendment the thing always into from years back was who flew it was. Market. It is tofu designed to resemble a human flesh and taste and texture, but it was. It was kind of a joke right, that's not the case, any more we would like to introduce you to our first strange story today. The oral Boris stake at stake S T a k, not snake s, in a k E. fellow conspiracy, real issue, of course remember that Ro Boroughs snake is that famous iconic snake, which is consuming its tail in in a continual pattern of eating and being eaten kind alike. Listen, I guess you could say or the nature of reality. You know circle of life etc. But this steak, which.

named after that ancient egyptian symbol is human stake, Kaweah Kaweah, Astrid Fine prints, your ears were happened so The oral Boris stake ease the green child of three people, Andrew piling, grace night and organ tell hot. It first appeared. the Philadelphia Museum of ART. It is meat and it is based on human cells. It's meant to. A critique of the environmental protection arguments of the law larger cell based meat industry tears was going on. those stories years back about lab grown meat. I D. Delve into the science of it. Essentially, the issue is this: that cultured me, still relies on a meat source rely. On a liquid over the unfortunate name, fetal bovine, serum or FBI,

so we are continually gross ourselves out during this episode. F B S is a protein rich growth, liquid that used for cell cultures. It comes from the blood of calf fetuses. so it's not it's not all. You know a shiny utopian future there, so F, B S ass to be acquired from the fetuses, and that means the pregnant cow others are slaughtered for the meat industry? And then this f b S is taken from those unborn, unborn calves, and this makes it pretty expensive we're talking nine hundred dollars a leader. So if you wanted the leader of this to be eighteen hundred dollars. Just you can picture. color equivalent in your mind, is it keep you young forever as a sort of like bathing in babies blow

there's something might better. Let any efficacious qualities or is it just delicious, ah, is just a potential alternative to the current livestock and slaughter industry rabbi it in for a long time. Is this sector. This idea of cultured meat has been in a very tense position. A lot of academics have criticised it because they say look here, not really helping your encouraging these environmentally destructive industries, because the stuff you make depends on this f bs A couple of studies shot back and said: yeah well equipped be more climate friendly, but we just need more data. Before we make any predictions regarding Lee, longer term consequences. So back to the people who created this quorum, quote Human

stake. Andrew Paoli is a scientist he's one of the primary creators of this and in an your interview, he said: look this f b s fetal bovine serum cost, a lot more than you might think, and also caused these animals lives, and even though some of these alternative lab grown me, companies have said they ve solved the problem there, no independent peer, reviewed scientific study. Giving way to that claim. So the aura Boris stake is growing through a similar process. Here's here's what they can do they could. You could literally right now, take it take little scraper q chip and gathers cells from the inside of your cheek and indeed could be used to grow this kind of stake blood, the ones that you C in the news in these art exhibits. Those are created from tissue

purchased from the american tissue Culture stock, which is apparently a thing hen, their fed with the serum made from old, donated blood and the girl, without this fetal bovine serum and would need, as you can find, a website for this product I would love it if you guys pull up in check this out along with me, it's called Oro chef dot com. all one word, o: U R, o chef dot com so, their argument, Harare, it is, though they evidenced group do delightful following that. So their argument is that we can one day. Ply everything we need to create cultivated food from our own cells? You can imagine one of the first problems with this chests. similar? The question you propose now is

This cannibalism is it we an episode of cannibalism, looking at the consumables on my form. My question is: is: is cannibalism inherently wrong or against nature, or is only because of the murder aspect of it that makes it wrong priorities baby let's try his problem, shut out the x files that nobody has that introduce me to the idea and younger days, yet so cannibalism We have a whole episode on this, from people are interested cannibal, listen, occupied as a very weird space in human civilization. Some cultures consuming the flash of another is a profound spiritual acts. You know like some aid for that files. Episode of the concerns about triads ends.

Called mad cow disease, their cultures, where parts of people's bodies like brains would be consumed in Fiji Aerial rights, but then friend You automatically thinks care, abolition is somehow and evil thing? I would point out that there a couple religions that literally like her oh fine, cannibalism, communion right, especially If you are a member of one of the one of the parts of Christianity, that believes in what's called Transubstantiation communion is literally eating the flesh and drinking the blood of Jesus Christ, and that's not a conspiracy. That's like how it's written, that's what you are supposed to believe as a great bet on family guy back on it. funny or his life and health, and then, when Jesus rises from the dead to feast on the flash of the living and we drink it,

blood it at a hall like vampires zombie thing about Jesus. I thought it was funny probably highly offensive to some lesters. Please forgive me. Is the family guy What is true is that you're? Absolutely right, then. So how do you reckon all that, with this right and also you're eating we talked about this to the technical name would be auto. Cannibalism, right, I remember now please you and I who got into this way this year. We really got deep interior. Just like me, I'm really in the auto cannibalism over others show are the others, because there are questions like people who is a big rose the call anybody out whose like absent mindedly, doing this while listening to the second today, but is by in your fingernails chewing? Your fingernails is that auto cannibalism for people who pick their nose that I know you're out there is that does that approved

RO, cannibalism. I guess it depends what you do with what you find in your nose. Yeah, I mean it's. It's interesting. Contemplating the difference in cell types of you know what you'd be consuming, and that's really what this this entire we're a bureau stake concept is about like the specific cells that are just being nurse It is really interesting bet if you keep going on some of the writing. This been done on this building has been is pointing to a lot of other places in companies that hurt Data make something like this boat with. meat or or chicken cells or other animal cells, not just humans and I didn't realize there was so much progress being made in this regard is pretty creepy and cool. At the same time, yeah, I agree, I mean the idea here is like what? If you could? What, if you could end suffer

ripe for animals that are literally raised to be slaughtered, if you could, in you do so with little to no inconvenience, then ethically, it's pretty much the right thing to do, because at that point have an alternative, and you cannot distinguish between that and you old fashioned slaughtered meet. Then only value add, is that you, like the idea of the animals being killed or tortured. It becomes pretty clear. Ethically bites were not there yet, because the sciences the science is still a few years away. An article ten times brings us to one of those alternatives. When he eighteen the first stage Growing in a lab was me in Israel how in the people who tried it said, look we can legally sell this year, but I gotta tell you chefs kiss this is maize and you get a law. You I mean

Butter is bad boys, rosemary you're, after the races, left farms, penal, yet yeah yeah. This is this. Is the thing that category yeah. I was reading this earlier. Can a gross me out, but it's cool like they literally take. I think it's four different kinds of cells right blood vessels muscles every over the other. You are, but it's it's for specific types of cells that they just culture and grow into this flat. Little thing was Kaliko Flakes stake them and people say its delay. in its real beef, because it is it yourselves grown in a lab this time instead of inside the cow. Do you ever have you guys ever seen, Elvis when this happens, but because ever seen a business that use unnecessary quotation marks in their literature on their signs, it makes it

so automatically untrustworthy neo. I mean that and to me this feels like one of those cases like I would be what we want be walking down. The street maybe a few years in tell us ever something you see, assign that's like go crazy, bins, real burgers, you feel about the self proclaimed best burger in town or the state or the world or like world's best cup of coffee, I need. You feel like. You need to be able to present some credentials are some proof for people to stop this around Willy nilly, like what are your thoughts on this got aside it like how big is the town? Did the mayor decide that I you know, I think, the way a lot of people get around. It is just pop in According to you know what I mean like this is the best Mabel, Golgi, on earth double dash. According to Ben's mom

or something like that, but at the same time there's no me, I guess it could be considered false advertising right. Oh yeah, well, yeah there's only one who is going to force that job, whose literal job is to be such a party pooper. You drive through streets in and cities across the country for grandiose claims about cups of coffee. Murders, Zita, just ruin people's days. Sorry Ethel, you're upside down pineapple cake is ok, but it is not the best. slipped out Desire Gertrude is way better better by far or put those- maybe that's it. Maybe somebody is forcing businesses to put those quotation marks on things we there's some group who comes in men in black style and there like notes. You're gonna have to play Quotation marks round best cup of coffee here anyway,

sorry, I known diverting us, but it's it's a good, so good thing to think about, because this is also why we care really describe this as human stake. We would need to put at Astrid or parentheses around. Yet we know that this is kind of a novelty now you're we're your odds of eating yourself as a stake, which is what the pit those are our very low, but the odds for lab meet a restaurant dinner, please here. You are pretty good actually much higher than they were, and not just because the technologies evolving, but I would argue because, more importantly, the cost is limiting right. Yeah, it is ass, the plummeting and people are, if you would have proposed this what ten years ago, maybe maybe fifteen years ago, can you imagine a single per

and raising their hand, saying you know what that sounds: ethical and smart. Let's do it, I don't think I don't think any We, especially consumers, would have thought this would be an ok thing, but all we're just words we're in a place now, not only with you, the Panther, can restrictions and that there are a lot of reasons why lab grown meet whether it is actually built on proteins from animals or whether it's some kind of meat substitute that truly feels from a texture and taste perspective like meat. I think there's there's going to be of There is demand for especially with the younger generation coming room ever human meet for the human meat. Now Roadmate Indra LAB around me and then like take it couple centuries, later, and there is no other animal protein

available of any kind, even just cells, dark, Garth, that's right and Andy or a Boris. In that case the aura boroughs of consumption just becomes a shorter snake. Does not. We just have a shorter path here. This is, point I want to leave us with before we move to our next story and it simply this what I'm talking about price, I'm not shooting the bull with you guys, I left farms. There thinly slice stake prototype that they mean twenty eighteen. It took about two to three weeks to make and it costs about fifty bucks, rape. Compare that or contrast that, rather to the first lab grown burger ever, which came out in twenty thirteen that that bad boy cost two hundred ninety nine thousand seven hundred forty seven dollars and twenty five cents, so the prices plummeting and it'll probably continue to plummet as we hit economies is

While we want to hear from you what where's the beef? What are you gonna? Do you need some lab grown stuff? Would you it more. If you knew it came directly from you, would you be weird it out or would you would you prefer? You know just some kind of lab grown meet alternative? Do you think that he's a fancy. Hot steakhouses, moreover, will tell you how to get in touch This at the at the end of this, but we are, we would love to hear your thoughts, so have kicked off of cannibalism. We should go to something something different after afterward from our sponsors. this happened. Of stuff. They don't want. You to know was brought to buy lifelong more than seventy five percent of identity theft. Victim sweat accounts opened in their name did not find out. They had been victimized from their bank or credit card company, it seems crazy, but the truth is what you can't see, can hurt you dont, be

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serving here and we're back. My got bad. I'm still think I'm still thinking about that sweet, sweet lab grown human meat. I imagine imagine you're in a spaceship any urges you're on your way, somewhere is going to take months and months maybe year, nor and there's no more protein left because you get delayed or something. But you know that in three to four weeks You can grow a stake from your own cheek, I would just now. I don't even think That angle, we are literally just scrape off themselves. A dish said it and forget it like this, like the Showtime rotisserie and then come back, and I have some delicious human me, but I wanted but very quickly. I know we're moving onto to my story neckerchief this was this was

Initially, like almost like a performance art thing writer, it was almost like a guy commentary like there is some sayyar going on the whole thing beyond very much so, and at night there they're not seriously proposed that we do this, but I'm serious Thinking my too good to eat myself. I don't know- I didn't think our conversation we get to that point, but shout out ass a two hour. I have found the story and then fellow conspiracy, Realists Ryan, J E mailed us with this. Well, so I credit where its do up their Michigan man stay warm and I'll. Luckily, for, as we know, Michigan does not have mutagen using. The streets. One would hope, for at least not that we know of. Let's start this one off guys: barleymeal me the passes around the room. Where are you guys feel about sink holes?

former against those who do not support their platform yeah. They don't support you you either they literally well is follow you into the earth yeah against them against them? When I was in Guatemala, the ETA, there is simple problem: only all jokes aside, its incredibly dangerous, how about to reproduce, your code name Doc holiday fill. You got some feelings about sink holes. I have, I won't call it an intense phobia I do have a fear of the ground dislike opening up and swallowing my car or my living space. It's definitely something that I thought overhead nightmares yeah? I well for good reason. Is I just literally googled sink holes explained and the image that comes right up is like practically half a city block just having caved in completely, you can see like rebar and little surface things that cannot remain, but essentially it's less in coal is where waste per annum.

Jen create a path that but allow water to infiltrate the ground and the surface, and then it cause it to kind of the road, and you are not aware of it. It can be treacherous incredibly generally me like this, of a single person, but they can also be let the one I'm looking I hear massive and in bigger cities there you know they actually can be problem. I've never dealt with one myself by folks in Toronto in Canada, were treated to a pretty interesting sink hall walkin around eighty lily. It's like some blacktop that appears to have cracked and sort of sunken in half way, but its filled with a green jobs Agnes glowing booze like his head, then it really does Look like the goose, the titular booze, the from that there was a secret of the and then into turtles sequel, featuring a really important dance scene with vanilla ice

there's a raft of every member's Thou Unreason go Ninja, go Ninja. Go he made a couple recently where he did that in a craft macaroni and she's commercial had given prostrate ass, Zita, come back, something yeah, it's important be creative applies. I applaud nobody making your career in the arts on his son. I completely agree of especially these days. You got it. You gotta do which again, but yes It is true, I do remember the name of Richard Southern any news took up a bunch of great photos of the stuff in in this call in the daily mail, They compare it to looking more that that movie flipper with Robin Williams, others bouncy goo whistling. That looks like the kind of slimy my make with your kid, but with certain iridescent quality. Honestly, that's what makes it a little more spooky. But yeah was. It was definitely making some noise with with the locals keyboard,

in about a lot of ninja turtle references, and in a lot of a lotta, can a hub surrounding this kind of potential like Ok really murder, hornets pandemic. You know came and now you know, NEWS, Eternal Cosu Ask Mutant, slime, oozing from the very earth, so good tweets. This made. you actually laugh out loud. I now needs have pizza for dinner. I probably called Ghostbusters somebody call Nickelodeon legal day. Member Nickelodeon. It was gap as without God re yes, but yeah. It's interesting thing to behold and it bit made the rounds before it was. Pretty quickly debunks in that Minoan really knew what it was. It was more just kind of a curiosity, but it's really. They even lay the actual answer to what this thing was. Is

something I ever really would have thought about by apparently one way of checking to see where a sin called goes or where it terminates is to poor, like water into it, and then the water really bright, iridescent green, almost like that die. They shoot you up with when using a stress test, so they interact for your body so that kind of what it was. Apparently a city of Toronto spokesperson told six. Eighty news Toronto waters to have inspected the single yesterday evening. Sink calls can be the result of a damage, Oracle, obscure in order to determine if the single is connected to the underlying sewer? A die test was conducted using a green nontoxic die was added into think halls, while monitoring the closest manhole downstream. To look for traces of the die in the sewer. So, alas, Think supernatural, or you know, of another realm me going on here, which is frankly visible,

I need a little bit of their sex. I would, though, because that is a silver lining, and if it was like Lena the undying coming from beyond the veil, to recap gun on the streets of of Toronto. I think that serve preferable to overseeing always be done for them so viscosity wise. It is slime like that rather than water. Ok, I went on, I sure, am I I can't touch it obviously, but it really has the appearance of having sort of like a owes. You called out like a surface tension more akin to slime, but it does. like it is more water aside or now, but it that maybe we just your brain, sees me green goo and you immediately assume they would feel like slime, and it could actually just water in that, in that article they refer to it as slime like liquid. Yes, that's right, and then the original, the original tweet. I think from that photographer richer southern, whose you now

verified on Twitter. You seem to have made a pretty good. Go of this story is there's a huge sink The glowing green liquid on Hastings, I've off of Gerard while it would be on ran for twenty twenty two have the ninja turtles appear in Toronto? These city jails it's, a nontoxic die added to see if the single is connected to a sore. the official story. I'm with you here Why? Why take the official, probably true story, if we we can build an urban Legend around it. You know all also was it you from people who did think there is something rotten or weirder love crafty in a sigh fire flights having having a local officials say Don't worry! We do this. All the time isn't gonna make people feel better right. I'm all about it. I would wonder, though, why they the green, is there a calculus. There now

what it's like, I said I mean green- is the color than they also shoot up into into be no patience when they, when they do those treadmill tests. Are it's like that? actually radioactive other mistaken in there great distress it traces path through the body, maybe because it does seem to be, That's enough that it would go a little bit when it with light and anyone really separate it from just the other colors the sea in a sewer, I don't know, let's just thereof, are bad for the color key. The scientists and a lot of people they say, do use Adobe after effects where a lot of the new green screen it out. The area me men, stuff, I mean this is strange because one I really appreciate about. This is a lot of these. We'll stories don't get super widely reported. You know a citizens of terror do are wondering how often this stuff he's in there are running in pipes unknown beneath them as anybody

turned on the sink and had this mutagen, ask stuff. Coming out that's it out when you hear about that, what would you do? I guess you'd call of water department. I would probably flip out first and then, who had gone, maybe goes yeah. But if you call the water farmer, they're, just gonna die more of the water green. Romania is a guy doesn't get downstream whatever that means. I was confused downstream without neither here nor there here's a lot added story from from the lad Bible website. I, this is specifically for four elects a Sou chair warning marijuana plug your ears. Yes, my one of your just face, you fear so in New York City, much more serious incidents of a saint call mishap where a young man by the name of thirty three year old by the day, of Leonard lettered shoulders, which is a great name by the way, Leonard shoulders. I love that from the Bronx

he was waiting for the bus and he fell into a single that was about twelve feet deep, so you know, there's a decent little fall and delicacy and looking at the corner, where was he felt the recent call and if that were bad enough. To add insult to injury. He says it was absolutely swarming very, very large rats young. He even commented that he was afraid to call out for help because there are so many rats that he was afraid they would have climbed into his mouth earlier this year, the whole This is the best of wide open,

beneath them. We are setting the writings of above yes, this is literally one of the worst thing that every year is real, is traumatized for life he's talking to his mom and he said my the rats down. There were ridiculous, they were so big and she said he was scared to yell out because he thought We're going to go into his mouth. Listen In our view, you can once you can actually see video of him walking along the side street up against the wall there where he fell through its sir. Certainly air me: can you see the city over that now? That seems like you, the grounds for a pretty patty lawsuit right there. I believe so I believe so. lucky because she survive singles. You serious problem, especially as we consider ah going dense, like increase in density of both people and infrastructure,

stuff was alluding to Guatemala in two thousand and ten a sink hole that popped out suddenly was like sixty the wide three hundred feet deep is swallowed Restoring factory this alexis, I know you're giving you nightmare fuel here, but it is, it is not an unfounded fear. This this stuff happens if anybody's listening to this end, is concerned about the possibility of sin calls I would put little time into researching nor local area. the water table. That's the indicators, water tables, not just for nerds anymore, actually could could save a life life. You saved could be your mother effing own. That's a routine clam, lair, Also. I would argue that this phobia Alexis is way more self. Preserving

and well founded than my phobia of birds, so don't feel bad for a second, I don't feel bad and in fact I'm plotting on what kind of bird story I can send you to pay. You back this to my letter of life like say, go unswerving. I was really this article little while back, and I can't fight arouse reading about this incident, but I cant find the article on reading from before. I thought it was the Daily NEWS York Daily NEWS or something were somebody put in their statistics about. The number of incidents that occur in the city of New York, where there is some kind of malfunction with either the sidewalk area or a real public. The actual Local government will be in charge of or stuff that private into a private organisation. The owners of a building would be responsible for like degrading and stuff to go down into a like the basement of a building and I can't fight,

it somebody may be out their right to us, but the statistics about the number of in this is where people either just have a leg, fall through get injured or injure their ankle or do actually fall into a thing it was. It was in the dozens per year, which is me, ask your compared to the number of you think about the number of instances, where a human being is walking on the sidewalk in New York City. I think about how many billions of instances there are, of in an ant, only have a couple dozen actually a curly fall through or injure themselves, but still there is a real nightmare. Well enough these are man made too. We may be The authors of our own atrocity in this in situation, which I know is hyperbolic language, but because we in particular, water tables lake, think about places like Mexico City, which is built on an aquifer and takes one. from that aquifer.

The groundwater is supporting all the stuff. That's not sinking and a we're. drink your milkshake situation. So what, if Althea, what is necessary is that is as come to you down just like the monorail guides, the Simpsons episode re eddies. drinking in the milkshake of a nearby, town and then a single happens on private property. Because of that, because of that process you know who's, the blame to whom does the buck pass in that situation? This is a very weird conversation them having tat. I have to stop all we're ahead and to a quick outbreak in them. Back with another strange new story sort of stuff. They don't want. You to know is brought to you in part by indeed, what does twenty twenty mean for? Small businesses have to do more with.

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doktor yelled, the rules. I don't love. You know about the study where they looked at mental health and teens and social media, and they found that there's a negative effects for people who use social media way too much. it's the same negative effect as eating a potato without a negative effect eating a potential applicant eating a potato the same effect on your mental health as being on social me. Oh my god so much better than I assume you can listen to a new episode of go ask alley. Every other Thursday Go S. Galley is available on I hurt radio apple pie cast a river. You get your pipe gas and we are back for this story our travelling way out west towards you toss. Actually in Utah, going to use everyone, emerald flats, salt flats, and while there are some yes

we are specifically going to be dealing with a crew, a very professional crew of people who While they were supposed to be working instead were counting sheep. Taking a nap. No, no, they were literally counting bighorn sheep. This is a crew from Utah, division of wildlife resources. I guess and they were in a helicopter from the Utah Department of Public safety. They were lying over these you know, relatively uninhabited by humans areas, and they were He had bighorn sheep populations, rural depopulation of bighorn, sheep, and you know it English is happening pretty normally until the I believe it was the pilot, nowhere the biologists to as they are on board spotted something shiny out of out of the helicopter day was down on the ground in

kind of a valley area down there and it's crazy. He. This is a quote He was like war. War will turn around around and I was like why and he's like there's this thing there we gotta go look at it. Ok, inch, going right back to what was the cause of ok, so they source of the sharia ground during this alligator. They circle back they land, they all get out. All excited, was having down there. Maybe we just a piece of metal sit down there. You know Miller nowhere well as they go checking it out. They found edged into all of this red Rock the surroundings. Sparse area there was I'm not kidding you guys, a monolith like thinks

great out of two thousand one space oughta see the the metal. Whenever substance it was black monolith, initial citizenry wraps of yet its protruding out from the sand from the desert sand, and it's just there in its existing and in it represents some kind of creation, because it's got the perfect cuts on it. It's obviously created with some intelligence who know from whence it came or from the wind or where it originated. This thing looks pretty similar, not quite as intrigue as the one from two dozen space odyssey, but it is a big metallic ten foot, twelve foot, perhaps piece of metal there is certainly created by some intelligent being just gonna. Believe therefore, now and it's just

setting there and you just call upon it and you just a behold and then no one is left wondering what the heck it is and why it is their worrisome theories. Man. This is fascinating, looks to me like some piece of industrial architecture or something great like so then you might see and train station like a pillar or something Have you got to take a look at it, yet I am not yet right now, not in person per so yea. Here is that I will say there is a time of very strange art in in you tie in this area, like I check out the tree of life when you have a chance which is not as much the mystery, but just as weird lookin out for sure. If this is well I don't. I don't wanna completely poohpooh them story here, because I dont have official you know, recognition from some artist that this piece of art, or from you know some crew that lost something in a flash.

Above the area where a large hunk of metal just like shot into the ground. just stay there and has been there for years and years and years, we have no official explanation for what this is yet line and art piece of some kind reality say the most likely scenario, but I dont know something about this about, seeing it then say waited of ineffective. These biologists and helicopter pilot is affecting me and just making me think about Intel genes and how it would show itself to an alien species tools. Other species like how we. How would we display our intelligence to an extra terrestrial species like it's an interesting com, set, yeah we're howdah. How would we, how would we even convey something too general. nations beyond hours of humans. You know what I mean. There's there's been some fantastic research, a very thorough

search by the way into how we would best worn. future generations about a nuclear waste sight. He owed you like to make something out of stone, because that's as far as we could tell like the main kind restructure. The last I mean we ve. We ve also to your point. Matt spent a great deal of time, figuring out what doing what it include on space satellites rights. Bull, mathematical, symbol, visual representations of bath medical concepts are super popular because math as far as we no seems to apply kind. sort of the same way we ever ye go until I get to the bottom level. Let's not forget the Georgia Guide status, now is stone monoliths, with inscribed with instructions for building civilization supposedly or that's one interpretation of it it's interesting in this guardian article, the bottom

It mentions that is monolith very similar in appearance to the work of this particular sculptor name. John MC cracking and then it gives you he's passed away and value as the way never leave twenty sixteen, but it did you linked to add an art gallery that his work is on display and called the David's Werner Gallery, and it has some images of his stuff in its early. That thing I don't know, if a man, I don't actually seen there. Buddy That sounds like the absolute most plausible thing, yeah I I don't know anybody get their hopes up. This thing is not. It looks as though there are places where bolts have gone in on one of the site, swear, it's actually been in closed in connected, so you know it doesn't look like it's even that high tech It was like a piece of art but wounded. imagining it in this world. In this way, the environment in which its

whereas found it feels if you You be another planet, almost if you're, seeing it out of context with the Red Stone, sure where it is just in this in this very stark area, and it made me again and I I do this all the time beneficial and I'm sorry it made me think of buzz. Cauldrons C span comments from I believe it was two thousand nine yeah. July. Nineteen, two thousand nine, when Buzz Aldrin, went on a c span and he was talking about the appalling. Levin thinkers Fortieth adversary, and he made the comment. You'll know this and you can find a clip of online when he talks while the monolith on follows. One of Mars is moons and its literally as Aldrin saying full are gonna wonder where did that monolith on Mars is Moon come from, and you know we talked of

before on the show, and we ve looked at it before, and there really is a huge monolith on full boss. Is weirdly shaped almost potato like Moon bed goes around. I think it traversed goes around Mars, every seven hours or so it's basically a really fast small object. The goes around Mars in and it does it to me. It doesn't even matter that the best side says the reason. monolith is theirs because it some kind of ejected from when what are now too moons you know collide. One point and created to moons anything is. Left behind from there, but that just that's me so in short, the mystery in the excitement, the you could get from thinking about what this could be a green agreed? I mean here's the thing they always mystifies me about this kind of stuff. Our impetus has

Species is to finally find something we. Why is it ah the auto micro cosmic level, so many people who say they hate spoilers RO level, our species loves spoilers. We want more. We want the curtain pulled back, Wanna see the machinery of the cosmos and we're getting better and better at it. Considering we started from the by over Here- oh my God, Drake anywhere, but but I, like about your point with the mystery here. Matt, is that it is inherit Lee Erroneous and, I would say dangerously presumptuous for us to assume that we know everything all right: I know it feels maybe self satisfactory to be able to two things to say? No doubt that's all all mundane stuff. We understand it, but my friends, the youth

This is a very, very, very, very big, very dark room and our knowledge is just like a sputtering candle on a birthday cake. You know what I mean and if flickers Ray I'm sort of those annoying ones that you blow out and a light back up again, then you blow it out like back up again, I hate the siting. Inspiring is way better than being completely in the dark about just remember that yet, though, because we still, we still don't know it swims out there in the ink. You know what I mean I non talking like. I'm writing a sigh story now by its body, but it's true end. My question with this would be first off the boring questions, but imply if we cannot identify the creator of this human or otherwise, We can certainly run some tests to see how old is we can do some research, to see who is in the area during that time, you know I'm I'm. Ninety nine percent sure that summit

come forward it'll, be some outside or art. There will be a discovery was made by human intended for the enjoyment in the fascination of other human beings, but there's no one percent, the one percent, as always, like holder? Maybe maybe So we should. We should but our eyes on this we should People who live in Utah. Listen to this show the have you seen this. Are you gonna go see it? We tell us about it. I was just texting our compatriot Alex Williams, who just spent a good little bit of time out there ask him if he'd seen this or heard anything about it. His response was very actually Alex. He said no looks like a lot. Ladys. I when you die, but you know there's a lot of it out there, it being wilderness. Probably all kinds of weird riding out in those rocks, if more marvellous, everywhere more model as a home. Well, yeah. Well, if you are, if you ve also been out there like our our free,

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