Adam sits down for a podcast with Mike Dawson, Chris Laxamana, and Mike August from August’s hotel room in Anchorage, AK. They chat about some of the mishaps with changed flights and seats during their travel, and Sonny gets recognized in the airport. This all then develops into a larger discussion about masks and control in society.
This is an unofficial transcript meant for reference. Accuracy is not guaranteed.
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for my dog is total room and Anchorage Alaska. This is the atom Corolla show today. Adam sits down with my dog is Chris locks of honour and my dolls and before there, before their trip into the alaskan the wilderness and now disappointed Billy Jeez States. I dinner odd audition went poorly Adam guerrilla, get it. I'm gonna get charged with a mandate list.
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Anchorage Alaska and MIKE August we everybody yeah refer to invest sweets. We show from the road Chris MAX pad us here, dos and two years, Sonny's runnin around somewhere, vs, already blogger Jan Requisite yes down somewhere to so one little different format,
They obviously because we're on our way to the lodge in the in Alaska. We had to overnight it over here and Anchorage so lots of stuff to talk about today, but I think we should probably start with the trial.
Tribulations of the road. So it's my fault
when I told me a week ago, were offline.
First class nonstop from allay to Anchorage. I thought it might
were all flying first class. Everybody everybody's, going first class- and I said wow
but I member stopping in thinking that doesn't seem like ever. I can't picture myself and by the way
five and a half hour flight. I just keep picture myself so
next the sunny and first class for five and a half hours, but so be it and then
two days before that flight we found out that flight was cancelled, ran exactly the
it comes out on Sunday. Oh, your flight out on Wednesday morning to direct from allay to Anchorage is Caput. There is no flight
so we're gonna scramble and right away at a new solution right
so then, sort of the word I get is we're. Gonna take the same flight.
Instead of leaving Wednesday morning super early
This leave Tuesday,
after near we'll, have to spend the night in Anchorage and as like all right, well, first class Knighton Anchorage solely at beautiful. So be it then,
find out well you're, not going direct Anchorage, but you'll have a little lay over in Seattle for couple hours, but but
and you're gonna Anchorage and unlike well, first class sounds good, will do
then
about two hours before we're gonna leave for the airport. Man comes in any confuse worth the studio and were whereby
down the flight. When none of us have seats. Yes, we were told,
does it see goes Pacheco said already do and is basically caoutchouc assent. There is no ability to check right so then
I go. Why is that? And he says well the guy book. The flights gave the name Chris.
A minor, but his name is Christopher locks. Amanda
at least not as drivers licence, so the whole thing screwed up so my purse rash was words. Is too bad for Tibet. Resort of roadblocks, Amano he'll be joining us in steerage
cool like oh, no, no, no we're all going down
we're all going down. They dont a first
they don't have a moat dalgetty for Chris versus Christopher,
yeah. You don't owe me like what it seems like this one
happen every time with guys they Michael Michael, our cry. Sir Christopher Steve
Stephen, whatever it's all the same. Yet what are we talking about? I I I do not
oh, but it is. This- has built like my diabolical plot zol about money. We put these flat
literally a year and a half ago we were supposed to go last year got coveted out. So we cite these flights have been paid for at a discount eighteen months ago.
Ok, so that now everybody's travelling countries open they're, getting ten acts on the flights that their charging on tickets were so what we paid. That's what they cast. Let fly
it was about Wednesday morning with us on it went out just now: that's they kicked us off right and people had paid more money. Got that plane to someone. You think, that's what it's exactly
happening. That's what so, because what happened yesterday, when we get kicked out on the
egg from Seattle to Anchorage we're supposed to be flying first class or that leg
guess who ended up in premiums
what somebody was sitting in our first class seats there I totally daring you take them or theirs.
Nothing premium about pre himself, then ice man, all right, just you gotta get that thing restored. So then he says to me
After now, I gotta go in and do podcast. So I am. I have to keep walking in for an hour than walking running back out. What's goin over those flights which you figure out
and he goes well coach from
Ellie to Seattle by
You're on an exit, ral, nice by Seattle, to Anchorage that's first class yeah. I go which flights longer any goes. He goes here
anchorages is long and I got aright fine will fly first class
the longer or lack of it.
Yeah we get the exit row. We
I brought this up on the exit row. It it's not always true on the exit road, but some equipment, some airplanes, the exit row me
means that you are sitting next to the sheriff. Yes, the stewardess in the jump ADI. I've never seen that two yesterday, so we get there.
Exit row, which is a little bit more like Rome, but we
Actually I've rusty the bailiff sitting right over there was a lie with the flight she staring, whose saving on that, how minorities that I get in the first five minutes
between eleven and twenty nine. I was before we tat before we pushed off so that shit
is sitting in the jump C and she's. At the
she's on the isle? Mike is directly
cross the I'll be on the other side in she's, just staring at the entire time. I'm trying to get the many bottles
travellers of vodka open hoard. My four has created a rag opening knocker to look at me. Like you, you don't realize you don't want to sit next to her she's to share.
We're so ass to be hampered. I make other figure this out
we're so discuss would be thy. Literally within five minutes, I was offered a new mask. They wanted my math and they wanted to re mask me MIKE was MIKE was sitting there and the sheriff was parked right next. She should just climbed on your shoulder, so you got so it's an interesting phenomenon
the girl sitting there. She just staring MIKE the whole thing up: hot love in my mouth, her partner and its an interesting human condition, which is
they decided, you were trouble the first time they told you to put your mascot
your mass movement, MIKE's MIKE Mike where's, his mask life.
Wrapper where's their pay.
Lastly, there are technically I won't have you couldn't say they work wearing pants, but they're not wearing them. In an orthodox nice guy have like this complimentary thing. I got from a guy Bwana Dinah set for, and it's it's a little too big on my face, but I like it because I can when it's up, I can have glasses on and I get fucked up. I liked the mask, but the airlines hate this,
Every time I sit down there on me right, I can't even sit down there already on me. I I have I understand when people go just where the stupid mask like. What's what's the big, what those are the rules put the mask on, I'm insanely annoyed by the mask bogs up my glasses. Every time I
sale. I feel like somebody's come up behind me, put their hand over my mouth and is trying to abduct me like, maybe so like the biggest posts in the world it it's bothersome to be. I am I an end. I you know, maybe, because I used to work construction and would have to put the mask on like a hot day. I just hate it, but it bugs.
Shit out of me and it's really uncomfortable and I'm a super high tolerance dude like I'm, I'm the kind of guys aghast suck up your fine, don't worry about a big work, whatever it. The mask bothers me and when a sheep
but this driving alone in their car are just walking down the street with their dog like. Why would it is? I feel, like the mask cuts in my shit, forty percent?
happier when it's odd and hinders you so but might go, is bring such a pack of Nazi Germany aromatic Gaza and now he's throwing cheese
Allow me over to me and sunny so now
I end up eating twice as much, because I want to take the mask:
down, but I want our joy at the fines that might be, and this is kind of lady moving, so they they sus they spot MIKE is asserted troublemaker. Early years she called over the pit
the big buff guy comes out. She gets a veterinary with my new mass yeah, that's it now put on which I do not think the ball guy comes over and goes like you do need I didn't man. I think you said your mask
working earth brightened. Has these mass lulli in front of I take it and I have like the food bagger eyes dubbed the food. But what are you gonna, then you? I will.
She'd get about its own point. This is all before we even push back we're even Buckley
we didn't start the engines, meaning that just on me I mean it was like I look at what the fuck is going on here after months of politics,
class halfway me over goddamn. What is going
on here and then the guy comes over and it gets in my face. Do have a reason why they can't let alone ass right is your problem here did so
that wasn't that might didn't have his mask on its that he has a kind of shaped up
get it just China slides,
this kind of slides Dale. By the way these retards, wherein the fuckin paper mask where you can see all kinds of daylight pouring in and their vaccinated gimme.
Fucking break you guys, you understand what we're doing in this room. Fucked you understand what this is. You idiots think it.
All about massed in hygiene and safety. It is not. It is about control. It is one hundred percent control. It is her going in and controlling the fuck out of everyone through the veneer through the conduit of the mass, but it still like. I am fuckin ramming down my shit on you. I am telling you citizen what to do.
Not everyone thinks it's like, oh well, what just where the math? Just? Where that no, no it's a vehicle for them to control, and if you'd,
boy be why they're going nuts with ascii their desire to control that
rang with Mass man now here's the deal? But let me tell you something I had. I had a couple of jobs in my life where I was in charge when I taught comedy traffic school, I was like a ward of the court like I,
been bonded by the Court of LOS Angeles. I had the certificates
we're like water marked and stuff. It wasn't. You know it wasn't catches catch can. I was the guy and I was told constantly if you let people show
play. If you leave early, if you sign certificates and let people go lunch, you're gonna get arrested. Yet this is you. This is your job and
and in some guys took it seriously, but I was in charge of that class people would fucking poor in their two hours late. All time just go sit out just sit down. I didn't care, I didn't want to be in charge. I never thought I was gonna get into trouble, but whatever, but here's what I'm saying about this dick in this bitch on this airplane there d, be their job, is to tell you to put your
ass God after that, once they tell you one time, nothing's going to happen to them at the fuckin thing, slides under your nose. What are they? Gonna do rat each other out,
never ring doorbell system in their total. She apologized yeah she poverty. While she was she
probably got because they were really on me. I mean it was like I mean, unlike my gonna, get escorted authors behind this
here here the whole years. Here's what I'm saying once the person showed up two hours late to my comedy traffic
rule class. Once I looked around and realise the only way I can get into trouble is, if I turn myself in and I'm not, then that person
sit down and we can get the fuck on with our lives. She could have told you
a pull your mask up, because by law? That's what she is obliged to do,
and then once it slides down just fucking. Keep
IRAN record. Why you're unregulated every show India, what what you you don't have a fucking baton in maize in a pistol in a chair and a whip night. Not yet what I'm saying this is why they need to go back and forth.
Enhancing, thereby daddy. That's why she apologized, whom I think that they have to do that. The who's gonna
what we also highlights whatever rearview mirror. You know it's just the dude in the check that putting just then they hand out the Fuckin
Avery snacks. Nothing savory about the three daily practice is literally the opposite, wise and brings it, and then I watched the skinny blonde. Chick was sitting directly in front of you who were super dutiful about the mass. Since you get the the sack issue
The empty carbs mass comes slide off
girls in math,
we see with that shit for an hour just hands in math mask around. There is no fucking,
I it's here. If you're gonna be handing out snacks to everyone and everyone's massive coming up the put your goddamn fingers in their mouth will there is assigned to it? Yes, as science is they don't want to be bothered by the people in the airplane?
So they make you mask up. You know
longer allowed. You can't have conversations with people, because you have a mask over your face. You can't ask them for anything, so it makes their job much. You know at Dawson. I might think of. That is a little bit of a conspiracy theory, but I did learn many years ago and I ve talked about it when you'd fly a first class flight back when there was first class reckless, had big airplanes and wide bodies and stuff, and you fly that plane in New York and you catch like a nine thirty p m flight,
Ellie acts, do what J F K and the as you as we were taken off their like shutting the lights in hand in your blank Eddie, I heard like going back into the room again a book and I'm assuming a first class ridge. I want filet mignon, I want that attacked elsewhere. We just shut the lights. Are ones go to bed like it's? It's it's!
no five! I
radio show that starts at tat. Every night, I'm gonna stay up and have some drinks like they're, like overshot the lights, shut, all lighters blank
any like yeah that'll when I didn't want to be built around and do their shit, but either way their mask Nazis in Saint, but here's an interesting concept fellows a little a little bee. I don't know if you guys, caught by the flight from super, woke allay to alter Awoke Seattle that had the crew on it. That did the allay Seattle they're, going back and forth, I think from ourselves. So that is woke on woke crime. That is argue
the local, I guess it was awoke off in the city woke off like who's the biggest covert pussy on the plan. Atticus pussy airport ally acquiesce a challenge right Elijah, it's still. Osha right are our I tabled. By get that make up there now now we're going Anchorage Alaska. Did you guys noticed the difference in the crew in the mass?
mandate between leaving shout now we're gonna Alaska. No one said she at same airline, same airline, airline staff and other people, but say management. Did I get accosted
I did then came a who shit. My master was off the entire life, a mask same right, so zero total
Thus, the mentality of the town, Seattle, full awoke policies, allays full awoke, pussies anchorage, not so much complete
Lee different now, he'll take what aim now yap same era
you're right same rule, seven and eight save analyse all the seven zero enforcement. That's my argument against the first flight. They didn't have to
you're, not a bit about the tea. I say when you go to lunch at the Inn in what's the word, because it's not consistent across the country that truly irritation comes with rules or enforced. I take up a box gotta through four
years until one day it's enforce its, never consider irritation, it'd be one way or the
but don't you up and down and all around that's what makes us not a weak and half earlier studied. I get stopped at Collyer and told we can't have thrown yesterday,
we go through. Relax guy barely looks all summer salted we just walked right throats like you didn't, even at, but all along
When wherein this is clear, this is this- these are two of the largest airports in America: got allay acts in Denver, now Denver
national right to that are we well know, but let's just break down this game Phil per second. These are two of the biggest airports in the United States.
This is all federally regulated shit. Yes, there is.
Oh, we do things our own way in Burbank narrow, my mom yeah. We don't do metal, detectors and afraid. Now I don't know it's all federal shit. Ok, fine, it's all federal! So then, if there is it
that it should just be federalized and it should be regulated.
Should be the same, just like a cow
of gas in Denver, is a gallant you dollar, two hundred and sixty two ounces of where the fuck it is, but it's not like alike.
To do their own version of a gallon of gas at the federal government. Put up with that one
when we're travelling through Denver. Does the clear guy
Sonny, how old are you because, fifteen August, let me write that down on the ticket circles. It then he goes up to the dick, whose
t say: gonna goggles fifteen. Now we can't young ok. Now we go
Ellie acts nine days later. How does he
You Sonny, how old you are these in the house now and now he doesn't want to know he doesn't right it on the ticket because he doesn't care and neither that's a t essay got. So why do they have a different set of regulations in Fucking Denver? That's the frustration for all of us by the way how
the sunny recognition.
The trend is our study, gets called out on the other,
shuttle what we're on the Miranda joy from one terms to the other Alaska Airlines pilot password, the type taulas pilot in the world,
I write six, a pirate.
Gas through the crowd, goes pace.
We grew up with you.
The next item like ok to say they want,
I saw him noticed me like he was looking at me and I thought he was a security guard, guys big and I thought he was going to tell me to put on my math. I was kind I bought him. I was looking at me and then finally said something that I didn't hear what he said and it turns out use a fan.
Is very clear that study girl, Jaska slips Journey is room K. I don't have that part. Is it to show you how long's live this Alaska airline crisis is with us because we got famously screwed your ten years ago in Seattle, the pilot
That's he's out of a goes. What you're flying us a little bit of poor lives like either?
replies you the last time we did you like way.
Isn't that out of pocket ass, you think we're with bad last time. This is over the top taken. Our first class tickets and put us steerage, no apologies by the way,
rouse thing is over. Mass charging, us
but we should add the Georgia or that's my other thing will get to and you watch I'm telling you we're not gonna get first class going back, not going back first class MIKE Mike. Did this whole
walking down the jet way at ally acts getting on the plane when we were going to Seattle, but seeing Alaska on the side of every flights, a name
your airline after a state that you don't feel I go? I got down at last, get while applying we're flying is yellow meet those mythical Texas air. Yet I'm playing on taxes. Do you know where you're going
access rights might modular Phillips
So then, then, there's that so we end up spending a couple hours and see
where all the bars and the airport or closed inexplicably, which is horrible. The index
urban wine it'll get your initiated a Starbucks, my guide,
as soon she platter by us, like a volcano raw liberal, with weird that mess ass worded all over the book, cocky style. On top of it looked like a disaster,
well, I owe you know, I got you and sunny a sandwich that sandwiches still sitting here.
So let me say at the fool: I've. Never mutton now wait. The one says MIKE eight this soon she like, if its essentially
the same way fill with Edith. I put it on the ground. I didn't call em up and individual pieces might just took on board and made a sushi stew out of existence shovelling it. I know his mouth Dawson idea of errors, class meal for our light to Seattle. Now, nuts and twigs and
and what we still. It was a funny thing because, when
looking at our tickets, I was like I had this conversation with mad find Lear I'm like, but we are flying first class from Seattle to Anchorage right. Oh yeah, yeah, you gotta first guys for that that shit, you don't have it for the first chef like fine, you have the exit row of like check and check
sat next to the sheriff stewardess, the entire time I started. I dont get anxiety that easily you give it. I give anxiety, but.
So we're round the seventeenth time they yelled you to put your mask on. While we were still at the gay has like oh MIKE'S get off. This fly
Army, like blind I'd like to get off my bike, is he he can go full like,
set black jack. You know where he doesn't really know what is environment like my my bike and get angry anyone. Is
Raymond Ally Free life, I thought appalled dude was gonna get in your face,
one more time and you're going
snap, what the fuck is going on. There should really fly. They were gonna grab here in parliament. We know that a few years ago they were, they were anxious at that annoying with a kept chickens, even massacres up, but we had got. Are it look like it or not? It was at least accurate. We were in the exit row with that that, for the first leg and so is conveyed to me,
bye, bye, Matt find a leader who is, you know, fairly show where he goes, your flying the exit row to Seattle, and then you get a first class from Seattle Anchorage. Unlike our right, I tell sunny looked down, what's what's our sea to sign it goes rowing ago. I guess worth the bat
but still the pack Earl biased, rouble, we're just at the back
goodbye, ruining pass at its seven rose, says aben arrival so late change that got us at the back of the first class row as like. Ok,
you see the size of the plane and you're like its medium is not yet more than Hoddan Jennifer, but that private got eight rose, or maybe they count the cock by this, the first row or something like that and where we're going
and we get on the plane and we just turned the corner and sunny just go
now, why? Why is like? There's five first row, GM seeds and, like you counted
for counter out. I've been wise old com all day, but when he sat down and that coat see
legs repair, while he literally you lost it, you were really angry. You you can't you
my ear bang on my shoulder and yellow angry, because you just thought you had a purse life there's nothing like being denied first class suggests really make the plane suck yet
Oh, it's the longer leg and in the longer leg we didn't not only do we not. We didn't have the exit row. We just had. We just had steerage right and then I called man a man with a flock and he's like
it says premium plus ever like that. Does it say first class, it's like we have so many euphemistic title
for everything now elite elite plus premium platinum,
I'm just means up sit next, a fat do really USA today that they may not a blow job section, the jacket
He sought where we flew in how the justice was that those mountains coming out beard of it was great, just one from like ocean to mountains on only meadow. They always states. We have talked about it. We have experience here. We're still sitting at a hotel in Anchorage were about to go out into the Bush two hours east of here to the coast
where the salmon run is gonna, be an incredible me I'll, get better out, it's gonna get cattle were scattered. We get kicked off first class. Coming back. That's three days from now I went out with the guy. Just went up to induce asked why
I wanted to know why. Why do you have a problem you have probably lose. I do have a problem where it is
it is. It is part if you know, if you, if you think, like I think and you're, starting to piece together like this. This,
Tat a new world order put together, especially as it pertains to covet, and you think about all the stuff in big tack and all the you know me getting yell bad for walking on a horse trailed. That's attached to my house that the government had closed off and stop it is. It is part c, here's the thing they put together
a bunch of new rules right right? It's you no longer call me hammer, he I'm they in them and she and it in which we don't
so here is a new rules, here's a rules and then, when you're, not up with the new rules, that makes no fucking sense like I don't care. If the guy
and the counter to star boxes them or eight or fuck. Stick just give my flock and coffee, but the pronouns Eric you gotta wear the mass ok,
its vaccinated and the mass dont proved to do any
and I know they don't do anything because you're everyone's take him off to eat and sleep and all the shit you guys provided so I provide
bunch of rules that are totally unreasonable.
Where your mask out on the beach no walking on the beach we're gonna arrest you when you're paddle bore boarding and by we later
All these crazy rules. This is the plan. This isn't a conspiracy theories
here's. The name of everything here today,
of every group. You can no longer say Eskimo or negro or black or white are anything to kind of. No, it's latina
Here's all the rules put the mask on
all the shit and then
you go what the fact that a comma? You can't just thought you can't just put the mask on just put the matter:
What just what the mask on is a metaphor for just do everything we tell you to do all
the time because we're fucking taking over that's what it is so the mask is was conscious, but its latina him not heard had he not. She them, I'm not by
What did you just? Why should I first class? I had a first class ii. You see me, sir sitting in the agro my complaint, which, until it is still often just do what I tell you, what we tell you just do what we tell you to do. Do it
and what it is it's not about the fucking science. It was about the fuckin side to why they come out against hydroxide caloric when an ivory act and why they think it's not from a whew had lab. Why? Why? What are they know? What are they?
scientifically that have they been wrong about everything, the wrong about the fucking mass, but do what I do? Listen to me
your little this is basic.
Your little bandanna hanging out your genes, so we know your Greco active when we walked down Santa Monica pull back just ass. It now sit here.
To us signal that
Well, bang COS
charge right. You know to blame for all this locker then
When will the arena mesdames? They started it
They put an ongoing. Rather we just want green emanated. If you look at a chapter, if you look at a chapter in fifty years, while be chicks over a decade now there is a chapter called minimum wage gilded cage. We who make the money who buy
tickets who pay the taxes, who are the consumers who are the generators,
In common, the generator of jobs took a bunch of fuckin, half wit, retards paid a minimum wage and told him to fuck our shit
step of the way every single murdered into our lives lost you up the guide, the tea essay in Denver that guy gets fourteen bucks an hour. The old fox, the clear here,
seventeen bucks an hour. I make five million bucks a year and these guys just
the shit out of me, my son, and like a combined with make what we make it an hour with you make when you
like gas out, that's what we make combined guess who just combined to what you
Your little rich side. Now that I'm telling you read that chapter do know, what's going on, that's what's going on a bunch of fuckin peons who are who are deputized by the
manner by the mare by the head of a lasting airlines by the USA to fuck your shit.
That's. Why you're here to treat these people like like MIKE, does exactly. I was thinking of going back on the plane ride and I was thinking you know that an airplane is the perfect model of socialism.
If somebody brings
their own food, we're all gonna smell it, but only they get to eat it. Somebody farts we're all gonna smell
there's a certain amount of people in first class and they get to be comfortable. The rest of us
who you are there's your seat and then here's the back to the minimum wage gilded cage thing we all have to take orders.
From some bet you gotta sociology degree at Chico State YAP Ban. May I have your being generally where and when all the mask insanity on aeroplanes people been flying this entire pandemic, we have we.
Hester. Any daddy would- and I say this thing has been spread on an airplane at all, is I know now I've done up. They ve pride, probably right in
in a world where I mean ledges? Let's just do it this way,
nine months ago, when we are driving through the airport I got my car would pass shuddered bars.
And businesses and stores and yoga studios in chimneys in restaurants all boarded up to
to the airport wide open to cluster rain, with tons of people to get on
full airplane a fly with a hundred and fifty people sitting shoulder to shoulder if it was.
Spread on a mother, fucking airplane. Don't you think we would
what by now. Don't you think? That's a good bit! We we we'd be aware
of that wisely neuroscience to continue the masks on airplane. Only doing it to make you comply, I'm missing cove and now our lives were great were flying around the country. I know you're the peasant grounded sprinting through airports, no hassles, nobody ever said blew about a mask on a plane, also pandemics over were now on planes and trades in everything else, everybody's Basque raised by
Why were you really feel like you're gonna get ripped off the sea? Do you guys know this
We are not here. Ok, let me tell you something for people like me in you. It never started yet further. Folks,
he's out there that never loved it they'd? Never aunt Hannah?
Dell, our common at what did I tell you, there's been a couple things: here's an interesting phenomenon to all the people that request.
Racism the whole time the second. We got a black president, a to turn black present. What the fuck are we set now they're tripling down. Now we have a black present. You guys have to triple down on racism. Now that people are vaccinated,
covets essentially over they have to triple down on the mass we been hit,
much harder on those mass on those flights. Let out links have been nuts since we opened up we
use the fly first off MIKE and I are perfect examples and increases well because we never stop
why? So we have a sample from fourteen,
ago. We have a sample from nine months ago. It there has
never been more mask talk then. Now there was more mother, fucking mass talk on the phone
from a later Seattle than there was on all the combined flights. We we ve taken since covert
since we got a handle on this same as people have been vaccinated. Wanted me to this. Second, most amount of
stock was going out to dance. The whole point is ever since we reopen ever since.
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I dont sit around and in in study numbers and study charts. I just study human beings and their actions, and I can tell you, as a human being, has been flying nonstop since Jump Street with Cove it for a year and a half. Now I have been hit harder with this mask discussion, since we,
licked covert. Why is that going on from a human, dynamic standpoint? You think that would be one hundred percent, the opposite. So out
side of the airplane you're, seeing people just walk into markets. Now, with no mass, you seem people walk through malls with no master seen a lot of. We just went to the Anchorage supermarket over there. Three cores of people weren't wearing mass acts of weave we ve, let it die why they go in peace.
Work on an airplane lie heard this argument as related to President Barack Obama and then to the algae, BT, Q, plus the thing we elected in african american President, the people who make money off of saying that racism is
Your problem in our country will start to lose their revenue stream because we're proving more not racist, rise and now it's time to start calling out all these other forms of racism to keep them in business. With the algae, BT, Q thing we passed a gay marriage, Laud, California, much of its national, but now that we are a socially acceptable of gay p
we're getting married well the people who make money on telling us that we hate gay people. They need to find something else now to continue that revenues dream, and so now it's the transgender fight, and now it's every other form of telling us what horrible people we are, so that these people can stay in business, not quite sure how it relates to masks, but the human nature portion of it, I think, can be kind of sporadic royal as they politicized mass and they will be right in the election year. As we always said this, this thing hit at the exact worst time, because tromp was wanted for reelection and Democrats just saw pay. If he's gonna go anti covert, you know we're gonna, go safety safety, safety costs as long as these on the other side of it we're gonna crush him, and they did. I mean literally lost the presidency over
denial of covert you just handed it to him and that they will not go because it works. So well Biden stayed in his basement and won the president's. Don't have to so Eric decision. Kemal hairs was, at the border five days ago, fully vaccinated with fully vaccinated people wearing a magna. Why? What fucking love it's working
Firstly, because people are cowards dumb, but its work at all.
Read but its work. I know every initiative they wanted. They got him out. They got the house, they get.
Then they can we leave their did. They have to get the airplane heavenly block an airplane mandates. The US easy, the affair, the they do. Let me say its work were experiencing. It is that's how they get to us. They can't get to us, do other avenues, but yet in an airport you get on a plane, you're in their home. It's really. It boils down to this. For you, no ninety percent of the population telling people what to do is uncomfortable in autumn. In, like I'll give you an example, I may
be the boss, but I don't like being the boss. I dont like have constantly tell her. What are you doing go? Do this? Would someone? So I got a problem or beef. You know it's like it's an its uncomfortable, but there's a small sub set of people who get off on United mean it's kind of a second like a sexual things like add on, and I want a bit my mouth as emphatic and appreciate, beat me and tell Mama
but for a small subset, dude they're they're more into it, then I am into Hatteras right. So it's like four eight eight people don't want to. I don't want to tell I do want to walk down a horse trail and tell someone who put their mass god. I do want to do that. I want to be in a position. I dont want to be the dude who I confronted at the horse trail, who was putting the police tape around the horse
Thank God. I thank God. I yelled with that guy. But the point is I want to be the dude getting out of the car telling me on a hot day that I can't walk down thing it's uncomfortable, but for people who, like it, they love it and so our dignity for all of us for all the normal people that ninety percent of the people we just want to turn the page. I just want to get. I want to turn the page on when you get the fuck out of my life. I don't want to talk
covered again, and I will never never. I want to have this weird anxiety. Where means sunny are getting drunk,
often lacks and, unlike oh shit, you gotta mask I gotta where's my mask because because I barely
a mask when you had to have a mass now you don't have to have a mass of items like a moment of anxiety of oh shit, sunny mass, whereas I want to turn the page. I know that, but for
for ten percent of assholes. They never
Well, that's gonna be regulation because we have to fly because we have we do our thing. We do it
Thirdly and finally, the glass thing it is not going to leave an airplane ever you ever
but now I know you're gonna write nobody else diary of delicate, find out where the flu sees you were in the Delta philosophies, Hell yeah out of low. You got that.
We are now aware that they're not gonna give up that mass, because that is their little beatin of control. They love right. They love it.
And by the way, listen whether its bite in the Democrats doing exactly what binds
in the Democrats, Sakharov and when a fuck we can win this election, we're going to do everything we can to innocent. I say it was a gift from troubling from for saying you should open,
schools like it or not. We should never open for ever and ever closures Union come out. Let us go, I think this thing,
came from a wire, bleak and we'll oh, no! No! No! I didn't! I didn't vow of amazing Verona bad from why, but I know it came from a panel and based on zero, so they seized on they jump out that whenever the airlines and in other businesses have went like who, may we don't have to serve food or drink? Now? Why not cause too dangerous? What's dangerous about food? First off the they figured out its value,
spread by touch your contact. Rather, why can't I get a plate was food beyond just those late. They literally have a helpful we're right, recirculated, the air they thirty seconds they safest place to be without a, but they did this stupid contacting found out. That's not how it spread their like yeah, but we're still run and with it, because we don't want to serve food, so they're they're they're using it they go. Look we're gonna have a limited.
Arrest. We're not going to do this and we're not going to do that because of covert so covert.
A motivator for either politics
Since getting elected guys, I gave a new some exacting control over the state or just inter manner through now and Bob up there all get to do what they want to do now so now, are they gonna stop? No, I
The airlines are going to stop they're gonna keep deal, but there will be back. Always is your long you're, the Tipp of the sphere of it, but this is where chain
come here as long as people are wearing mass, they don't have to serve fit exactly and they re their job
get easier, they may grow. Gay player will start to serve that everybody is going to happen.
In another way how you know it obey it'll, be fourteen months from now bill moral do
about wearing Basque on aeroplanes and how ridiculous is and then he'll be hailed with some sort of innovator O. Finally, somebody said something about mass livelihoods. Youth had been more because now, for the first time, the the all time fan of California sits on a show and is threatening to level. Nea literally openly said: I'm I love you.
The foreign you, but I can live without you. Let me tell you what I do with my mask. So soap didn't run,
Now I got in there without bandanna and immediately as soon as you come into the airport get abandoned over your face for people come at me,
just starting enemy masks. You need where this mass right, so that you may that Burma, the claw the one it's the light blue standard mask right, so we get on the airplane, and I have a hard time breathing anyway, because I smoke
and now I got this mask in my face- the heirs, hot, its fog in everything up it's totally uncomfortable. Well, I just ripped
all in the mask, where am I?
is the air but on the side of my mouth, that away from right I'll so that they can see a worrying about getting out totally worried.
I am at one I was you, breathe cleanly shirt without any
people and as soon as I ripped a hole in the mask, I know
problem wearing the mask anymore and nobody said anything. Let's just do this math first, second, the sites you know we take. It would take a two and a half hour flight over here from from mom.
Ellie to Seattle, right, let's just say instead of the mass, let let's just say we were beekeepers, ok and the deal was, as you gotta put the beekeepers had on when you're in
hi when you're, when, when you on on the hive, to put the beekeepers had on because of bees buzz around every get your eyeballs does anyone? Ok, that makes sense, but then
thirty minutes into wearing the beekeepers, hat being yell that twenty eight times when at ball douche bag to put your beekeepers had on at some point,
He just handed you a sack of savory man, why? Why is that
this Avery meant anyone, but I can't do it with the beekeepers that now you just take it all. Just take it off and you're, like the up and up at the high level to be out.
It's ok. We re just going to take the helm and then you go ok. Eighty taken, I would offer twenty,
and if you eat the savory snack and then he comes via put there
pack up and tell you that we do it. What are you doing? Ok, you put the held back on and then he
and your fresco erika. Why can't drink it? Not I'll. Take the help, take the beekeepers and they have it. And then you go ok and then you finish of rescue and then he yells it you for not put any science behind that whatsoever. Fuck covert. Let's just talk bees outside
Politics is always year out it's easier and by the way you fuckin stooges out there who listen to these people wait a fuck up the second I got on the plane seventeen months ago and they went you gotta,
mask on the plane, and I went ok bye. Unless
eating a snap of rough authority. I went ok, it's over. It's now
there is no science I was with you. I would have gone with you on
the mask on you, keep it on all times and there's no snacking and there's no drinks is no anyting. The poet down take a take. A corn nut pull it back up the chew
it's over. There is no more sites, their zero science. I don't care if you work spraying lacquer, I don't care. If you're in Aceh
to reward. I dont care for your beekeeper, the second. They start
will you take it on and take it off. It's over. There is no
sigh, there's actual signs that says that mass don't help and, in fact referred, the individual wearing outsiders hospital for four straight years in college was prepared. I worked in a hospital all the time. We, U cleanliness and a hospital is your job. What you're supposed to change your mass everytime? You change patient. Like every time you ve changed from one person, the other leave room for another of your to change. All that stuff out, dragging your mass from from allay to Seattle, the anchorage and back in your pocket out your pocket hands face off on these mass are filthy, germ carrying pieces of its little. You take that
to allow see. What's on their it's, it's a germ catching it's perfect way to get their air adamant. If I can make you a little bit more matter before every movie unalaska airline, they they did a little safety, didn't we
here too, the men without hats on did you have a screen in your seat
now now, yet I connect to their wifi whereby every move
we can see the difference, don't master, why dancing sleight of hand his late lowly mass? We gave easily taken the right, let's ride, like idiots dancing with a mask on in front of an elastic airlines idiots or sucking in the shop idiots you're. Looking at this issue again in a world that is not allowed to airlines, it's all you idiot all you idiots out that you'd have they did this thing? They do this daddy words like four
months ago, only thirty percent of Americans thought the cove it may have leaked from
I will hand and now seventy percent of them. Thank you want to know why, because you need,
It see an end to tell you. It was ok to think this way before seeing
see. I was telling you now now CNN says: yes now understand, that's how society works, but you fuckin people after
make up a little bit when somebody is telling you something that just doesn't pass sniffed ass. You know remain so.
There's a lab and will hand that works on these
viruses, but it didn't leak from that lab tat. Other leaks who worked on these viruses. It came from a bat cave thousand miles away again
That kind of stuff start thinking up
little more on your own people. I know CNN said that makes your racist start using their own fucking brain. Would you please, and with this
tell you gotta, wear man, you gotta, wear it outdoors gonna, where on the beach not safe to go, and I can promise you can wear it on the plane, but then take it off. We give this neck mix. It and put it back start you people start you
your brain, you understand. They're, not gonna, give you the truth,
saying it's, it's a big conspiracy theory of government conspiracy,
a black ops or whatever
just saying you have a brain, you have experience start using it cause you're, not gonna, get see it s not going to give it to you anymore,
in the politicians. Aren't gonna give it any more and the largest group of dead people are people over eighty five and this guy.
The average american lives, the seventy eight and a half, but though the these single I mean just think about this. This single highest number of of people who have died in like a hundred and seventy thousand out of the three out of the six hundred whenever it is that the group is
over the life expectancy of an american and now and then and then now the sell things while we gotta get some facts
It's like widest sunny have to get back to it. What he's he's young he's not going to
No, because we sold every one. This was an equal opportunity killer and now he's gotta get
say because of the delta. Very oh, how many variants have you heard about how what's coming from Australia? What's what's coming from
Rio De Janeiro, the cell. They just fucking love it when the worst part is because they are also a kind of a fast and loose with
though, if we really do get a variant, that's actually not covered by the current vaccine, you're going to sea and all kinds of pushed back from people like we. You know you sold isabella goods and we're not gonna be compliant next time around right. I could be a huge tragedy. They overplayed the has they overplayed. I would not listen to the cities.
These are the debate, show what about the Debbie Debbie Adobe them as they know it's. I would rather to listen to what the undertaker about a mask. They undertake
right now we gotta catch your flight row yeah.
Oh yeah, we got it another round of what could go out to the Bush on.
Scared of this is gonna, be this playboy, as twenty seats on it right can
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but he never let like the people who are doing your oil change, get change of air filter. It's it's the easiest thing you can
and yourselves. We'll talk about the cabin failed, their oath, both cabin or engine, could I do both get through
the cabin when used it just open your gloves box, and you can do it there, and so
the Gatt around. He got me new air filters and exchange. That's. My car is now running with New Winchell. Why I'm ready to go
when I spray the the fluid
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