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now the Rio, we have a little bit of a special version of cruel classics plan for everybody during this abhorrent put dark week. So what do we got? What we ve played the first up, so the girl show many many times split burst of its played all kinds of matters in this feed mills. If a new way to play at- and I found a nice clip last time, we pleaded I finally play more time for people who are new to the show, maybe even heard before oldtime listeners, who just don't you remember what happened on that. First episode. This is a nice little chunk from Adam Pearl Show and cruel pot. As is well known, then episode one report February, twenty second, two thousand nine police February. Twenty two thousand nine it just Adam parole and then former producer Donnie recording the background check it out what I'll do couple a riots do a couple adjuster, just the kind of funny shit that you guys enjoy

and, like I said you put it up there at all, We will do it together will find it together. This go through it together. It's interesting, we think, are on the brink of something you known as talking a bill Simmonds about this, and I did his pipe cast a couple of days back and he was saying that cars are come with the internet real soon, and once that happens, I think that's gonna be the breakthrough, and I think you know I went to a building in the mill. Middle Wilshire Boulevard, the middle of LOS Angeles. It was twenty Sir behind it. Had a parking structure, Somebody had to pay for the security and the guy watered the plants in the lobby in the guy work, the floor buffer in the lobby and all the sails and all studios and the whole thing right now, I'm sitting in my office, my kids are sleep. My dogs at my feet in sitting staring

the view of the city and we're all alone, and the only a head. I have as the terror caught a town, above me in the roof. I think there's way to do this need your help, and again I mean it the big picture and I'm in it for the long term, so I don't need to make any money not for a while. I want to build. I want to build a community here. So what are we talk? well I got my made up movie I'll, give you that, so it doesn't sound like I'm just stuff. Screaming and ranting out of her out of a window here like network and live just a couple couple of thoughts. First off I took a sheet. Today, and I don't know if you guys have this but bowed every hundred. Fifty fifty shit I take doesn't smell like one am my ever have the thing we Shit shit was that

was it want to buy one of mine? That's all the shit you come out of my ass on the chicken in there what I eat, by some stuff aid every day in a different stuff everyday through? I could walked into a bathroom when somebody took a shit and then there, weird sort of perverse pleasure, and it's like Bell in someone else's shit enjoying got China Technical Catch, an attack county came out of my ass, the other one as a pretence shooting I won't go scared to love, but about every hundred. Eighty third shit, I get the smells I catch. Yet, when I do some cable or some given its are mouse was swell

catch it is ever get the mine say: have you ever done, then you ve done it catches shit, his toilet, I thought the dry dock drew about it all worked out went out, nothing, I think about it. I was at a zero kids party. First off I gotta play something horrible gifts to get kids Doktor Bruce anyone elicited love line. Long enough knows: Doktor Bruce Bruce got my kids, sir. I could tell you what it is or I could just blow into it real funny, except for when you that shit go off all night in all God. Damn day, don't get. Kids gives that make noise, no whistles, no bells, a drum kids. It's right up there with silly string on the retarded gift. Buying registry really- you should be sued for doing that, and I've been here.

I've been here in that. And by the way it's not like the kids are in bed kind of harmonica to it's not like that. I got you on poplar and they're blowing on that thing. Just not went through it and am now drive me not dry. My dog insane dont, do it? Did you get him a stuffed? Animals were Batman, outfit get something from Thomas the tank engine Princess one get em fuck in anything, but something makes noise I'd really. Rather rod rather get him a vibrator, strap honour, fuckin loaded, gun, anything anything but a slide whistle or bell. Billy string set my buddy Danny's party today and there is a pirate speaking two kids. And it's funny seeing these guys. You know cause when your kid there were. You know there were heroes like Look at the princess look of a pirate. Now it's pathetic right because you know that

Forty one spending three times should obviously, as it worked out, because it's Sunday misgiving eight bucks an hour to dress a pirate at my boy, be Danny's, kids birthday party and they were the pirate outfit everyone always wears the whole outfit, but the part that cop out on his two shoes talk about whenever they do anything, I don't care if it's a pirate unclear what their dress in as weathers weathered. Sir Shreck a pirate batman, Superman. It's always a shoe part that cop out on this pirate issues had velcro to velcro. Straps other, really couldn't even go with laces, you couldn't even go. Pair chucks velcro, though from fourteen eighty, nine velcro, the shit now invented nineteen. Seventy nine votes, RO really, but there were black and that's where these people get their pass I don't mean the guy was black em in the shoes were black. Although the princess was black, which was confirmed

you know my daughter by just waiting for ass. They got he didn't blurred out anything? But the point is the guy had black like reeboks on with the crow strap, and I thought you know if you get the right, color you'll get the pass, and that's the cop out This is not about the colors about the laces. Simply safe. Most home security companies trap you with high prices, tricky contracts and lousy. Customer support. There's only one, no brain in this industry, and that is simply safe. They ve been with us for years years. Now there they do great product everyone here you that there's two eyes in their everything: to protect your home, Arsenal, sensors and cameras for every room window endorse, tailored specifically for your home professional monitoring day and night, ready to send a police fire or medical professionals set up and under an hour just peel and stick

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People decided do it was have one guy on the West Coast, one guy, the Midwest one guy in these coasts and east coast. I was daily Roth Look upheld. I wanted you, don't remember. I'm girl, on the other hand, was extremely successful if it was an eleven twelve. Thirteen markets have one point number one in Seattle, the smartest city ass. He called it a number one in Vegas, the dumbest city. Unfortunately, all they cared about was local rating stuff, which I was actually very popular as well. But after three years the station put formats having nothing to do with their talent or their individual stations even Adam, it was employees have a robotic jack FM taken, We have a free program for playlist and have no humans programme radio station, so ratings or drop and money would drop

Revenue would increase because you're not paying anybody. So then I put formats and Adam besides that he has to keep the show some wake. Is it so important fans and producer Donnie was telling the dew upon gas unaware that the morning show actually was a pod guest on Itunes for that bold tyre three years and is ranked in the top ten was already a pike asked unluckily MIKE choppy these digital guy. The station was one running it I was. I was assisting him remotely tell him like what to do with a family cows that consumer of their pockets, so weaken my trophy had realer html and I have helped Maria step of the way they recorded this out. There LOS Angeles they posted it up.

Sunday night Monday morning, and it just blew up from their home to fifty thousand downloads. Immediately, I told them of the need to better both and we ve been banned with was through the roof and shows continued on. Where were you when you first for the subsequent? You should listen to US nitrogen here until you started over your labour. I didn't hear tat. I started over a year later and realism should honour the advice I jumped on where's Chris. I don't understand Chris. Wasn't there, I wasn't area, but the atom curl upon gas was an instant here. The first day, which is incredible, and everybody on staff was expecting thirty. Forty thousand downloads, that's what they get there.

Reliably for streaming numbers. But, as you know, you look at the park ass numbers as I was gonna two hundred fifty thousand immediately and has come up with alleys. Creative ways to save money van with that would have an crazy to implement a lot of them. Will media fire links that were lucky posting a new one after the last one died, you wouldn't want to do any of it, so Adams paying through the nose. Do I give a referee show, and we appreciate has he was still also under his CBS contracts. So he couldn't cannot earn any money or monetize the past in any way, and he had a pages all the bandwidth straight on his back, that's grand that it was very expensive, especially back two thousand nine podcasting did exist, as many of you have already been doing three years. Radio show

Dupaco actual 4Matic list of a couple years before that, but two thousand and three two thousand and four finally caught on in any big way, and it's the first time that it happened, and this independent guy went from releasing nothing on his own to releasing the show for free and everybody want to hear it and then, as soon as everybody want to hear it, the media blew up their stories. The millions download eventually became a world record holder for the show itself, but is ups alone. I can't imagine downloaded any times fewer than two million for right so much so they link had to be taken down eventually reposted and then, let's get going with another episode. A few days later, he invited Dave Damage Icu, we all now he covered good sport. That is on the tail end of most Adam Coral issues. Throughout the week. Will you use also Adam one of atoms, CO house back in the radiation so and in a red on the man, shall phantoms for a long time and Adam Environment just two days later,

yeah good sport is kind of evolution, seems the sports guy in the two thousand six until morning, show is there for the entire year. So this first week upon ghastly is Adam. On the first episode doktor drew came out. The second option is first, where your partner, as I can, of course, than he had a threesome Brian on who were the news, girl and sound effects guy right still on the show Teresa comes on all the time and then episode so for Dave, damaging the former sports guy beverage That's two thousand nine release the following day: adamant Dave talk about in cage and how he could go the rails and how they would like him to do exactly specific points. But let's talk about this because there's an old cool guy and there's a new school guy, and actually I'm gonna try to tie the Syndic concept that the doctor drew had, which is he he's made like three jokes and at five points in the

fifteen years, I've known him in one of its one of its points kind of one of its points is that Pay Manderson is a female female impersonator. So, unlike Riah Manderson has a fetish about being a female. Turned on entertainment tonight or DMZ, or whenever a few days ago, and saw her son. Down the cat walkin in our having having the shimmering, make up put on her chest between or cleavage and then putting on the stripper lucite heels and bowed down the can't walk in a tight one piece for their ass hang out and areas. First off this, forty two year old mother. At this point mother, a few I guess, This woman has a disease. This woman has a fetish. She's a female female impersonator. We could all rap our minds around the guy who wants to become a chick about the chick once become more of a check. I also understand the chicks that are sort of male impersonators, though

driving the Subaru foresters right and working at the pound. So there are male female impersonators are now starting to think about a male male impersonator who and he would be and by the duty, would be the personification of that man. He would be on the stamp if they had a postal. Yes, yes radically. The male man went out when I'm now this is going on all over the place. This is all the guys that are totally crazy about pro wrestling and the U Fc and the guy to ride the hogs who do not occur so the jam who shape body who wear vast made a swayed would know, shirt on underneath and admit that go extra dude brow with other guys dude it back off brow you, don't know me and the way that still exists. Twenty here

to go, and that with the odd thing about it, is that there is that there is an element of homo eroticism. Do the whole thing It is because a year tell, we to back off bros if, except for you're, not wearing a shirt, and you you you shaved, your chat or what about you, you're, getting mystic tan on me and you're, telling me back off and I'm looking at your nipples and there's no hair on so there's a weird thing: now: it's it there's a there's a homo erotic component to it. Like there is with everything I mean pro wrestling, there's a homo right. Nobody wants to see guys with skinny arms bumping into each other, one big tan, barf guys during each other round and so there's always sort of been a homo erotic component to almost in us the roman gladiator days, I'm imagining I mean did their nude

away one of our mocker layer performed and renewed for our plan. Nude and sword play are like to me. I got to keep on the opposite ends of the refrigerator I dont want the sword. When sword comes out and junk goes in my motto while that's why I I mean talk about unnecessary nudity and an Roslin in such the picture. A couple About what was that about a year ago, eastern provinces promises with Vigo Mortensen bizarre, unnecessary nudity in movie. History are finding that the premises that they want to kill him, but that they have what they hit, whose idea was that was at Vigo work in off the script. A thing like that. You know what director, if I'm nakedness it adds an element

vulnerability, many strangle, the guy with we. I thought that was inappropriate widow looking the guy with the Wang wrap it around. If you look at the movie spoiler alert, maybe that aims at other than those for our good character by mail on male impersonator theory here, which quickly falling in love with, not only was Vigo Mortensen in one of these strangest sexual. Situations guy on guy but girl on guy in history, a violent do you will go in area because he was with Maria Bello, and this is a sort of action either Raillery suspense e thing, annexing oh he's going down on her forty one day that gets into the movie and he blacks for a fortnight, forty one seconds in a movie- and I was with my wife- and I was doing that sort of scorn like look I'm making a popcorn run. I hope

expecting anything close and ass. I was weird potable yeah, there's something. Hardly I've talked about that very scene with people probably is wherever you there's something Lee Repellent about that scene, given the how foxy she is that a real is a locust foxy he's by the way, I would not let that Chin anywhere near my box. If I was a woman, because you could cut yourself and that things are weapon is rightly do right now. What you want is a nice soft kind of our eat. You you want Albert what's the directors Albert Brooks? No, I don't think it up, who did did rear window and all that Hitchcock Ear Alfred Hitchcock here, that's that's the kind of chin you one coming: your valet I've sent ass men. Don't you go to every one of these guys every one of these a list movie star, fellas the women

ray. You see, you see some whim, anything all she's beautiful in the pictures, and then you see her in person big this ointment. On the other hand, people like women like Christine, we'll get you, I guess: she's she's, a nice looking woman and you see or person, and you swim, but every a list fella a beautiful bass, Am I right because and why? Because they all have that unnaturally rigid is all about the mouth the child and the mouth you gotta folks on the mouth, about when crews came over to camels, coupled with its military. How late rightly is I wanted to make out with it, but I was really loaded you shouldn't sharp camels. Add three fifty seven guys I've had micro, you not had a pony cake or micro brewing in

by then, and so did everyone else, but so Vigo Mortensen has the two most uncomfortable sexual seen in the last two years of moviemaking right yeah. That's a watch for the Maria bellowing and watched the other one where it talks a guy out with his Wang back to choke and out with the weighing what about this. Male male impersonator thing because again the guy I grew up with who were really what I would guys guys a topical will they love sports? They just love sports. They love contact sports, the most, but they loved, sports, and they were very studious, and it wasn't about that sort of Hollywood. Comic book version, you know ride in the motor cycles and wearing a leather, jackets and stuff. It wasn't about that. It was sports, it was booze and these guys were pussy hand, but they never would have shave their Chaster sprayed themselves goal.

Bronze because it makes sense louder, specifically with the shaving I've. I've talked about this a bit over the last few months. It's interesting as if a generational thing, an animal just a couple of years younger than you, but I feel like at the age of thirty eight. I am right at that cut off point on board nineteen. Seventy I feel like if you're born nineteen. Seventy two, I think every guy from seventy two on shaves their body. I think that he has understood that end and I feel now. I feel like the weirdo who walks around with the with my fur? Well, it's it's is we ve said it. As I've said it's it's it's it's my lawyer theory, which is I need a lawyer except for the only reason I need a lawyers, because other people have lawyers and so how do I defend myself with all these assholes with their lawyers? I have to have my own representation. You don't shave, your back to your chest, unless you're too Beach failed with?

bags achieved their backs and chairs, and now you have to do it because you look like you got a birds. That's coming back your throat, so it's an equivalent thing. It really is yet you know what it says: it's it's widened your teeth, just movies and sitcoms stuff from the seventies people than they have white teeth. But if GO and you do the tonight show and letter had his teeth, widened and you're sitting next to Paris Hilton than she had her teeth. Whitening you're sitting between the two of em guess they have their teeth widened. You like a sheer all day and which I would now you're making me feel really bad because I have gone to the beach in the last year to and unlike in a clean off my chest, what am I going to do it by any? Yet I feel that State it is. It is depressing but when you're at on the southern California Beach and you still having your brain, the notion like some good looking girls over there in their bikinis, probably about twenty three twenty four and you feel them

ok you for a second and they look they're, not looking at you as a as potential made there. Looking at you as a disgusting old man. Look Look at that bees, locking the beat get him out of here. I'm gonna die the brave men. What time is it, but you know, and then, conversely, iris the shaving guys, who clearly are working out way too much, but then I also resent guys like Johnny, Depp and Brad Pitt. Who do who go out of their way. Clearly, the only reason there doing it is to them their noses at the likes of you and me they get they they grow their hair, long and greasy grit. We, face your hair and they were well aware, weird little hats on their heads and the only reason there possibly doing it is to say say I can make myself as ugly as I possibly can, and now I can have every one of us and whenever I want to take it, there's nothing. Yes, I could literally take hippo shit and, smear at all over my face, like predator and

still get laid more new would corral. Amistad is better than face is so beautiful. My body is so sculpture. There's really nothing I can do is fact when I but I am even more endearing even get laid for a crazy Craig Dan Haggerty Beard. I stopped shaving, I start cutting my hair. I stop essentially all grooming and maintenance. Still I will happily delayed. You're like manner debating unrivalled. I know it is there is. There is a weird thing: women, by the way, doesn't work that way. If you, if you wanna, go completely south and stop blocking and stop shaving and stop applying make up, we will stop trying to ethical guidelines. We can be stopped, but I do agree, the the pay, and yet in those these tour the kings. By the way, I do believe that Dorothea Pit and you don't Mokanna, hey works out, the time and I'm assuming shaves himself, but makes a point of announced how he doesn't shower very often zombie

ass though he also fits in that our group, a little bit of it is that it is a weird like how many blowhard hats Kenya. Where were you don't care what people say? Thank you, plainly bongos and smoking weed the middle of the night. You do your own thing, you You you play by your own rules, but you're shaving your chest and your shirt, often running right down, paparazzi row right in front of the ivy like what the fuck like will, which is it? Do you care earlier, not care, because if you don't care, put on a hoodie right, yeah, go all the way do like Dep lives, and I dont know where I only lives in the you add in France is areas so that commitment right economies have it both ways. He writers, double mall, maybe he is allowed enough. It I gotta be the event is he is the character that he plays, that certain dim bob dazed and confused he's in the high water mark of his career right that little that little turn in that pictures gray. I think Kate Hudson in his arc could probably you could probably followed

It is exactly the same as a matter of fact daisy Views came out somewhere in the neighbourhood of almost famous. Maybe a cup years earlier, but, right about that time shared it was a big ensemble cas they weren't carrying the failed. They played its role in a grey film, but had a limited role and a great Phil and then, as soon as they went off on their own? That's when the abortion? began and the slaughters not stop by the way and how we were so goddamn retarded that they give Kate Hudson and this guy movie after movie after movie and speaking to this Nick Kay, by the way has completely slipped off the deep and yeah right yeah, but while coupled thanks, first of all with Kate, Hudson Kate, Hudson is tied with Cameroon D, as I think for looking the best in the single picture, but that's the only play you want to see. I think Kate Hudson is attractive like she is inordinately foxy in almost famous compared to how she normally looks same is key

DE as in the mass He's she's a spectacular beauty in that still attractive. Otherwise we really ought to charge there and oh yeah. The other with the idea of you know Mokanna, Hay and Kate Hudson indicate continue. We're getting least shots with its lousy movies that do middling at the box office. They the whole idea of that of the show entourage, your beloved entourage and aid radio. He makes one bad movie he's doubted the Hollywood. What will take a meeting with here was that, according to that measure, cage Ben throne, I mean he be putting on roofs and glided down right now and that would have been I've. That would after the wicker man that would have been after Captain Coralie and IRAN and land that not even the movies that came and went so fast. Nobody remembers, unlike next his new one. Knowing is coming out. It's crazy

I dont know have even work, be things I think is new ones called knowing. He knows something. Next was a guy who could oh by the way in next played like Vegas Reims or something get another. One of these is one of these knave God and guarded sixty seconds mean he really needs to be checked for syphilis. I think it's eating his brain. I really, I really do think it's eating his brain and I think what happens if you get so insulated, you become like Elvis and Last month's, no one intervene and go with it. You can't be mixing all these pills in your morbidly obey that really what happens, because I it is it's hard to figure that Nicholas Cage did he Women Academy Award. I feel I and I know it's been nominated eyesight. Ah, I watched the I watch Academy. Last Sunday and they did that thing.

Best leading man that montage and there was a shot of Nick Cage other allowing the statue of his head from the movie with share the great Italian. Now I've only got it from leaving LAS Vegas. But may I maybe maybe that moves may well. I'm thinking about area, I think I got it should give it back for that, but by the way, but I was Crazy because it's like this, I imagined player, single coach in his playing days or something like freaked out. I was like. Oh that's right. Their car use tat. He was after. Let's ride provide his wife aid to fourteen filled. Not been bad, they ve been horrific. They ve been embarrassingly bad and I thought to myself. I thought that Oscar that he got in nineteen you no ninety eight ninety six or whenever that leaving LAS Vegas now, and I wonder if that thing were made of chocolate and he had, a bite out of it for every piece of shit he's made since then it be gone

right, there just did just be the base. He'd be licking the base because you go through the next and you go through the winter man and you go through the ghost ride or other stuff goes right. Listen back! You know. Maybe I gotta tell you leaving MRS Lynne, annihilated what years go with that. Ninety seven, ninety eight for the hell of it. So we ninety five I'll Jesus Nick we're gonna fifteen ten, while also so he still at a peak. There obviously wins that I believe you know I blame ace, I always say it's the same thing. You know it's easy to point the finger elsewhere, but you know I blame for Nick just the mice. I blame them in the mere, and I blame Adam Corollas while because we live face off and once that, once that's a box office smash, maybe they are, I can do this order who in applesauce and make a career but the Alien Applesauce bank. Dangerous guy

major forgot about that women play in the states MAX figures Strider, the wicker man Oh, my God, the weather, man, Lord of WAR, the National Church Matt Dick man. Well. It's all right. I've got a lot of. These will be highly intimately barely ring a bell from Family man, I was at the With daily owning the air, he went down on our own unaware of care, Coralline mandolin, Way, guys that was it What then we'll get back to face Saudi? That's where it I what I say it goes back to face off. Well, listen by ought, by with our validation, he felt it was our right to pursue that they go down this. This very foolish packing He wins the Academy award for leaving LAS Vegas and then its next film, Mr Raw con air, face off some.

Guys and so on. So if you want to talk about a departure and by the way, what's in the pipeline for Nick Cage, kick ass Astro boy he force. While you know all talk about Mickey Rourke being by now being relevant again. It seems as though in a cage is the next in store for a little modification of his career right erection that I'd like to see a full sorted Chan, Michael Vincent Gary Busey type melt down before the resurrection, are not made for something that we could enjoy via dashboard cam, maybe mouth A Malibu squad car from from a comfortable chairs watching DMZ would not be the height of irony if he actually, say along lines abusing what, if he got into such a horrific accident that he actually did have to have faced replacement surgery at his face, pulled off and removed with giant revolved this gap.

If he's gonna, do it. If that happens to you in a cage who's, your surely listening right now go all the way do something for the fans. If they're gonna have to reconstruct your face, do with lines. Galore love these guys huge summer. Scorcher sale is happening right now up to fifty percent off of everything I use. These guys drew uses these guys there in or edit bay at the other shop my home. They have electronic lines now meet really nice and keeps the heat out to man. I mean it's a big difference heat it keeps out your furniture doesn't get all sunglass didn't faded on the rug or God forbid the dog if they don't stay in one place. Long enough

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with some negative to actually do a literal face, fresh water, premonitions primary and we always say we loved them together and they actually leverage on Amazon having among the pie cast since then still comes on multiple times a week, so it I've never seen the basic cable commentary heard it for a matter: booby roadhouse they want, they did a commentary drank by independently signal. But the movie very simple, it's one funniest life experience. Have you done this and a great basic cable commentary Road house our eye? But damage is not the only sports guy in Adams life. Obviously Jimmy is one of them and

bill Siemens out of an infant long time to time, and they were built on Adam crucial episode. Five, the next sports came on the verge of the very next reporting. The very next day Bill Simmons was famous for coming on the morning, show and doing face a cable classics, the segment they invented, those precursor full commentary tracks radwan bill would break down some old movie, which tend to build bread and butter than atoms. Of course, the funniest element combine the two it's just great, and so a bill comes on and out of pitches him on some tv movies, from acts of five virtually six. Two thousand I release the following day bill since checker came up the great idea. I just got a pitcher couple, tv ideas and a couple of feature idea.

But they had an embryo back sacred tomorrow on a par, nothing could be better. I'm gonna come go in for a time. How about this for an idea we make an independent film and its weak. We in we fill it, follow all the crap that people love about these precious independent films. You know we have a gay couple. Its little miss sunshine meets all all the all the stuff that their debt wins. The independent spirit awards up every year Then we fake the death of the lead actor died of AIDS were now he's a shoe in further for the right there armies issue in, except for eventually gonna have to come back. I mean, if you made a movie about a gay couple or wherever in the lead character, the there- the actual act or died of AIDS. He would win the asker for sure that you are right

Why couldn't you go even further and say that there is a vicious strata, avian bird flu and everybody in the said that I will take any guaranteeing best. Movies, has factor best support areas, deadlines for them right we gave gets best special effects and, as an eight hundred thousand dollar budget issued at the San Fernando Valley, the I'd ever one died everywhere that you read in the last day, there's bird flu and wiped out the Kazi oughta be like the Marshal football team and they were there let me pitchy another gay related movie. Oh please diuretic picture, that's it San Francisco or in the Bay area and there's a school for gaze, not not to teach you how to be gay, but because a couple of kids got picked on that hate crimes going on in Oakland they made a little charter school for the gay kids, it's it's. It's believe

all their aggressive nationalism. Believable island, I wouldn't be shocked at this golden exist- are ok well, let's just say dot and it's a girl. Of course it's a great school, no violence. You know everybody plays the Viola. I mean it high marks high test scores, no graffiti Thank you. Everyone recycle, Zita Highschool. Yes, a high school for the gay since the Harvey Milk High school right, just just memorial high, just one of the gaze Shiela Barf is a tough hid from the wrong side of shopping is perfect, for this he's got juice. By the way you could get this made, he applies that rebel, without a cause, tough guy character that he played from the Super crappy last writers of the Ark and storm tough kid wrong side of the tracks. His parents, single mom single mom, send him to the school for Gay

because she wants him to get a good education. She heard It is wrong. She's, well that that that the test scores are, the charts. Everyone knows it's a great school and they can't test for gay site like they get a fifteen freshmen at our galaxy, a sucker Nicole. They just have to take your word for it right, right Here- there's no task, so you saying it's basically like that saying there came a James movie. Through the high school right, but above all by white, oh, but white, so of course he hates it cause he's a half kid from the wrong side: the tracks, but his mom single single mom.

Says. It's either that or the military Academy Daniel is out of control by so he has so selfish out a water thing, Rasta gay it up and fade up. Even though, is a tough kid yachts like the sailor, little Jack trip or two yet logic trip or mixed. In now, here's where it takes a twist Dakota fanning. Also I like her work, also from it from from impoverished family wrong side, her. Dad says you got it not only gave up, but you gotta pretend to be a dude cause. It's an all boys, all boys, Gaskell shades of just one of the guy yeah. She finds her breath. She does the whole hair cut off your right now, she's at the all gay school with Shiela Bath, but they find their attracted to each other's weird, because shy is like what What's going on, I haven't feelings: shades of fast brig yeah, whatever defence right first break gave cap and basketball comedy date. There was a girl and

team who they may believe, as a guy on the power forward, became a cheque for my money. Tat five Gape Kaplan movies by the way faster, maybe TAT Mary S popular does. It was the only way: ok, so Scheiler barf, whose kind Homophobia looks themselves a real man. Man finds himself like there's that scene where she she dropped her books and bans. If he finds himself staring at her ass and then does what the hell go, and he can't because a fair have taken over. She, of course, is attracted to Shiela bump, but he can't say anything he asked pretend it how gay ass I got an objective. I dont think you did. Dakota go older with somebody looks young late, the girl from June or in highly now Juno Homepage. Yet do no good!

you could have the sexy where they find the amazed stared traction shire rose rose. Moreover, does the heap ledger the spits on hand he's, gonna go anal arrived, but does realize it's a chick yeah he's. Had I got a little disappointed at four minute. Pauses he's got that look, it can set look. You gave when you take a swim out of something that, when your kid somewhat being the Tupperware jug in the fridge, any thought of his OJ take a swim in. It was milk and you may have a quick face with them and then you go does that moment of what that and then ok or when you're a twelve year old, her wedding in you grab a drink and you don't realize it's a violent plan and he asked oh. I too, this is just one of the gaze ethic. It I love that movie and it could go and allowed directions. I like it, I like Harvey Milk, moral, high, yeah, Sol, solid,

Thailand think you have a teacher, maybe maybe make a move on China and then pay. If you want a day in this class right to learn how to the game all right, yeah that and in any punches in just knocked him out that it is very, very wise instincts coming out quick contented them how come whenever you are the right side of the tracks there The wrong side is that right has borne on the right side of the tracks. Aerosol was born on the track, Mr De Vries, I was better. We often I let me give you this one hundred gonna like this one. This one is from the mind Van Ashen Kutcher. I've decided just decide at everything, and we start every pitch with this, action? Cultures idea: I we can call national culture joint, yeah, good, good, ashen cultures behind this. He thought at this hour every fucking pitch I make in this town of disgust. They ask

culture told me to save it. It doesn't bother you that he's now of a volunteer football coach, you haven't Westlake. Now I like highlights only thing I like about this. One is called made of dishonour and we get Patrick Dempsey back on board with this and it's one of those crappy dame Cook sort of MRS, where he is the guy who's hired by the brides to be he's hired the long lost relative or brother or something of the bachelor to go to the bachelor party. He's in spy. That's his service fish maiden name for that did yeah, because I've known him. A few badger parties were like the brother. The cousin rats outweigh app and at their Benedict, see block yes, turncoat it's horrible. I'd really like it's it's, you should go to prison. I ate up. If you

anybody. What happens in a bachelor party here, you should go to jail for now. Like I have. I have decided that you know just like in the black community there's an uncle Tom there's an uncle dude, there's a guy who rats out other duties and two guys who goes to bachelor parties and turns on his own dude. By telling first mistake is he does this thing where he has this great open relationship with his? Why? First girlfriend or where we don't have secrets o week, we share. We share everything: fine, except for your girlfriend's gonna loud mouse. You share everything with her. I don't share is good relationship with my wife, and then she tells about this. Happened. Many tat girls, girls will tell other girls. They will be added,

observe the guy who thinks his girls really cool. I can tell you what went on and then she immediately tells somebody else. Quick, quick, quick, tangent, there's a famous Basque, buy me a story about a team in the class one year were one of the star prayers and one of the other starters turn out that their bang in the same chick and another one and the stars they these guys. We're talking and the Third star told his wife who then went and told the stars. Wife and the whole team self destructive realized in the first round, and it was awkward of Bennett, a cutback yeah. It was a James worthy and eighty green by though I can be imagined James worthy who never stop pouring the end easy green. Who was a virgin earlier

They are the same team that magic and where they must have spent years trying to get in the discipline, horrible kids grow, meares and add a third day of just after prize even pass through it. I mean they, their action, probably roofing him trying to get heritage loses virginity. I so made of dishonour. Patrick Dempsey. Is the guy for higher again, like those honourable Dane Cook movies, where he has some sort of business? His business is to date you're here your ex girlfriend and disk The winners. Are you go back to this? Is his business was the first movie. They did that kind of like hedge a picture perfect J. More yet was one of those stupid ideas. Were this guy has a business and so yea charges you to go to the to the whatever and, of course again, he said Benedict a cock block, but he doesn't seem to carry scottish ill gotten gains, but eventually, of course he has the fall in love.

With the bride of one of the guys who work with the girl. I mean she hired him any false love because he finds out this guy really is a bad guy. Well, because the chick flicked, the basic chick foot premise, is that the woman whose smoking habits and I can't find a boyfriend finally does find the boyfriend there's some sort of really nefarious catch right. The authority catch that would never happen in real life. Yeah we're Europe into a bachelor party by the way. Yes, where her you don't want to get involved with the ugly stripper like ever get ever get some really bad strippers at a bachelor party. I'm at the point now I think I M getting older and added aware, I actually get bogged down by strippers well nigh if there had not the heart once known at. That was always the ones where you look at home and you think you make this poor girl like she tried to do porn and was include enough to do it now. She's. Here it's funny.

Thinking about breaking down when dad go wrong. It's funny, though, it's like watching what you eat when you don't like the food, that's not much of a challenge, but when your favorite dish put in front of us hard to stay away from it, I always feel bad for the scary. For the scary dancers transmitter whatever you have a good bad tat at all that kind of stuff color, but when their young and hot, I immediately stop. NATO is. Finally, though the Youporn premises, supplies and strip giants cause you have. The guide reaches waiting for the perfect stripper. Right. Then you have the words you she's got kind of a hump, but rack

his three minutes. It is gone. You know what I think I know you think out: Adieu actually get a little plugin, we're goin out to dinner tomorrow night we're going to this place where you centrally deceit and entire cow, foger, chow Excellent and their pay me no money. It's just were go in there and eaten tomorrow. They give you a card, it's a panel, you put in front of it and when it you flip over, it's like a coastguard when its red they stop bring in the meat. When you flip over in its aim that keep bringing the beef stew sound card yeah, that's cause Cousin South point as it does. He won't turn the card over he's got too much pride yeah and we're begging in the turnout. Is it because the point after now you're worried about his welfare anymore turn it over and when you, when you, when you hiccup in it tastes like a cow eventually, no, you ve had too much cow. Might he is

a lot of pride and GM you'll, be there the whole gang I'll be there. But the point is that they should have that card system at the strip join with. You know like like lap in my refractory period it just enjoying a beer. You know cause there's nothing. It feels weird when you ve just got your Europe hunker ground down to another. And you, like I'm gonna joy, Miller, Light Tiggle a break here for a minute and then the chick comes by. Will you wanna dance like you feel bad? You know just try me back and ten. Let me by my friend a death. They should ethic panel turn it on You know one says refrain. I love your idea, but the added at this juncture. I would never go for because their money is based on the fact that if you leave a little opening for them with their chair, They rights light over like a cobra rice, sit on you and then they pray that you're just gonna, be the Athena have too little pride to turn them. There

then at the bed. The best trick is to basically push a whole bunch of chairs. Together I caught the chair, Armada. You essentially circle the chairs you basically build an offensive lying around yourself chairs and they can penetrate David. It is money when you see when your friends who got the really ugly stripper- and you know it is trying to be nice, he's on his third lamp dancing. It could seem sort of squirming. We went to Strip Glove in Vegas once I went with David Alan Greer, his stripper had been stabbed eighteen times by her acts has come and proceeded to share that I mean, like literally, she took a seat of Coke and start coming out of the holes in our side and was really like a cartier and gag wanted to get the hell out of there the whole time, though, you feel bad to any. You gotta start

on the money around and I've said this many times. I don't know if you guys, I don't if you have this feeling, but no matter how much I can be in the Strip club making it rain like pack man, but as soon as I go into the bathroom and there's the ethiopian guy, who wants a hand me a breath. Men get fifty cents on located Back off, I have bread Agatha, I'm you know what it's a tough economy, real I've been following up twenties and trying to throw it into a fracture, the chicks onstage for last four hours, and I just bought a chicken. Many bottle. Shame pale for seventy two dollars. The poor Ethiopia in the bathroom, no eye contact automatically Medallic if had to eliminate five things from America. Bathroom attendance would be in the tub. Does the idea that there is eventually. Another witness to you'd taken dump in the bathroom, just that allow were

Firstly, I ve had a place that is bathroom attended ads. Are it's a nice restaurant, worse trip joiner Sunday, its place, your having fun right? You don't wanna, be thinking about this. Poor dude is trapped in a bathroom smell and lakes, this shit. The home they brought in by the way the pressing you take that home because, like when I used to work at Mcdonald's and I worked grill, my fingers smelled like onions and quarter pounders for wheat bread. You know if you're in a bar that smokey your hair smell like smoke sweat, yearnest relics, so this guy must go home wreaking of ass. He smells like leg kind of like a stale, far crossed with Doug Proof Sucker, you guys, like I smell laborious and ass on you a brute I mean I, I worked in the service industry them I always overtook, but I will Do the back I'd I like that, guy out of the bathroom disco, I agree weird nationality, and theirs is weird thing too: if the guy hands you what

while you wash your hands and you go reaching for the paper towels and if he hands to you before, you can grab the paper towel, then you have to pay him well, from his hand. There's two emotions that were first, you feel bad form. Second, you either don't like yourself, because you didn t or your mad yourself that you took them right. Did I walk out there and happy intuitive away? I got another bathroom rule for Europe's talking about my radio show a few months back out of this has happened you, but it happened to me two times in three days, which was first time I was dancing with the stars. I went to go use the bathroom in the in the back of the stage I walked into the bathroom, got myself up against urinal in heard from inside the stall, a guy go as a God ass like going

and then there's a pause, and then I go not not a bad gig getting paid to take a shit. I need us am on a phone like oh he's talking are gonna phone and now obviously like a maniac. Just talking about getting paid to take a shit, he was in the in the toilet, with it north. He was talking on the phone. I tag and I gotta talk to me and then fast forward. Three days later, I'm at large easy, more beef with Kimmel. My back is through the door, I'm taken another path and a huge brother comes walk in. What's up as gone going, good, haven't good piss amount phone. You shouldn't be able to walk in your bathroom with a cell phone and have allowed conversations with people's backs are turned you re right. I think it's much will be in the ball in the cell phone. Really you and that's pretty weird I you know

on the pot is phone rang. Obviously few means for I got in areas have a conversation I agree. But what are you supposed to do when you're taken appears and from inside this all year. Geiger has gone. That's pretty! Well, that's the guy just recognized me like you was a crew from dancing with the stars. Airy saw might be dazzled genes or something, and I wanted to be cool, you didn't go to college so you missed out on, and I talked about the seller Dave Pack asked about have discussed in the bathroom, sir. It college I mean it's like You can't even begin to describe what it's like. I'm like a Sunday diameter go, take a pay like star one courage: it stop the star to puke, it should stop Regis puke off or maybe I can wipe them the p and sit down writing about twenty minutes per year for absinthe road and that's what every week in his like, after while you're, let you just learned just walk through

he's beer bottles and puke. We know that money can buy or any dorm there anymore. I wanted a park ass, a man s twenty years been sunlight. There now is like that. Can email, eight million people email me, oh yeah, it's worse Oh tell me stories about you know, standing at exactly an economy and a shower. You cut it. Just disgusting work, the note the worst bathroom, seeing how big eyes are eating breakfast, the worst bathroom seen I've ever been in, Where is flying tower air to New York? Tower air doesn't exist anymore, and even have their own terminal or anything they did. You had to take a bus to the play I've never heard of two adds a good reason why they would park there playing like out on the tarmac and he had to take a bus to it. That's number one was Mean Kimmel flying in New York. K Rock was footing the bill, and for enough for another twelve dollars, we could have flown United, I'm sure he put it that they decided to flies terror,

What power air did is they took seven forty seven and they got them. They took all the business class of the first class out of there and they feel with more seats and what people, though, realises a some forty seven, you could put five hundred people on some forty seven. If you got it all the business and all the all the first class. What was it in which they did and we sat on the tarmac for like three hours but by the way, the bathroom in the middle, the playing by the time we got. You know half hour from J F K. It was Calcutta in there I mean it. Was that slum Millionaire was an hour now cause it's five hundred people, three bathrooms and we all, but on the plane for ten and a half hours now add tat, it was really it was a flying poured a party. Was not even a plain. If that you find that they don't dome into the bathroom parts enough and survivor. I don't watch your mouth

but if I did environment. I thought we're talking about. Loss was aroused. Some error gather should be a lot more leaf leaf ass, wiping in I think I think so, Having seems I got, there would be three weird poop peace stories, one whatever episode leg air in somebody stool ass, they were at the way you'd. Think you'd. Think probes would bro that you know when he was at one of the challenge, whether they be in other had the challenge. For the evening from four days. Ned sake you in a breakfast parfait right, enrages, Charles down for an hour, and then they look sick and then can't even imagine it's like wholly how they have them. Lucian before will not forget about the fourth about just all of you in a makeshift tent with me.

Soon going on outside guys just got the farts at anyone. Think I'm just think about the gas from those you know some guy he's a pig farmers from north. Oda by these three hundred pounds. These you know he's lost control of its boughs many years ago, my objective being the tent with that cat, you known as bad as members never throw the girls a razor. After two weeks, lampshade the armpits Imagine in hd, now vibrant hd, Gimme Europe inherent in the hotline, I'm thinking about how much extra boob and ass his probe seen in his career that's what it late. When the chicks go naked or the tops come flying off the chicks they try to do that. Immunity challenge in their Braun panties, where the chicks got doubled. These fanatical worker running she's running the tire obstacle course in one blue comes flying out phase Jesus Christ two things. I've never understood why

Y know, former college basketball player in a big programme has ever just command said: oh yeah, they paid me this. They paid this guy. There's like this code of America Right with college Basque, while football players and nobody's ever told what they got. Pay. They re out the second one is none of these survivor. Editors are rearward real world editors. Any of these shows has ever just said. You know what I mean, burn myself, a little desk Emma needed a and put it on my how's that had happened. Yet I I ever crazy mean body looks guilty. The ways work is an utter editor and big brother. You could add that easily you you gimme, they had cameras in the toilet, rushed off there. I mean Danny how much nudity did you see that editing Bay covers what what what. He's gonna, be here

asked on Monday. By the way we got a book, this guy, it so your editing the stuff together, do you have to watch that of, in other words, to see it as its lie, because they didn't love right care, they need restored right alone, but either way somebody has to have a five hour real of all the great boobs and all the great. Real world; they they have sex for hours in the real World House and they just kind of show quick, second of it, and then they pretend the tape doesn't exist right, Benghazi, we'd, better lad elders where Command tv Danny, I think, is a higher class, There are some editors from look like they ve, never not had to pay for sex most editors, let me give you the archetype for the for the editors I mean the this standard issue. Editor looks like the original Buffalo bill. You

from Man Hunter the first sight of land areas in that Second Buffalo bill. First part of bail for Man Hunter looked at one up, that's that is basically the template for editors. Yet Let me that guy or the same court the hurly from laws like the three on pounder with malaria, either way those guys are paying for their love and his bill. Simon says, and this they definitely got some kind of secret spank real that they're, not talk in that so Jasmine, that's is dead. I, by now I should have been able to see five hours of sex footage from the railroad, some guy who's Vienna Careers over any p owed it NBC or MTV, or whatever should just throw that up on you two and a half. I agree I have. I have fed from your mouth the gods years. Bad online sports are coming back. They just it just keeps opening up nice right. Here's your chance to bet on it their exclusive partner bet on Dad, Agee and they'll, be

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his taste of what podcasting was when he would appear bill showcase here, even know used in the pot, guess with radio show solely because they would only tone, but streaming numbers are thinks they didn't want to advertise. The buggy ass, the numbers and streaming still feels like radio, broadcasting. How big the streaming numbers? Aren't you ever my that is number one on Itunes? Why, when I tell them that so adamant go on bills, part gas and two thousand seven bill had a very early years. Paean podcast, with very terrible, sound quality, but Adam would do is best, including enables Amis, while they pressed at very low but Adam even had goes far as broadcasting from bills. Driveway cordless telephone, we'll pills inside of a garage. That's how very early end special it was, but at the time our radio show is a year into its podcast. We still credits bill

his first taste of August. Yet, oddly enough and then also another guest who is not who appear on Adams, radio show was comedian, Larry, Miller and April of the morning show he doesn't date back the love. One at all, it was just a morning chauffeur. These never left the network sense right. I mean Larry Miller. We know ninety, professor Ten things I hate about you, pretty woman, pretty course. So Larry comes on, and now we wondered whether it comes out with I road trip with them and that was a radio show stable, but early on the poverty has just came on for the one on one is an crucial episode. Six with Larry Miller, my kids, I'm gonna there. I am going to ruin them because I

such a miserable childhood and their childhood is so incredibly bound to fall and daddy she's, gonna ruin and with all his horrible stores. But I remember just as a kid going to another kids house in seeing the football helmet lamp on his on his end table. In coin. What the fuck, why is issued GAD issue of forty nine or no? No How did the way there's a lamp there's a way of coming out of a forty, nine or helmet Jesus Christ. What do you do? I urge the house to know it's got there, once in a while? You just see summer, there's a there's, a badge

like a race car, holy shit, luxuries, dad, Howard, Hughes and and then every once in a while. But one of these things reflect again. It was never. The coral was had nothing about. Once I go to someone's house and it's like you'd see that crappy old me looking like popcorn maker, like the one with the big. Wire wheels on it. That was read that look kind of corny, but it was a popcorn thing and the dad would we. Raised here but, like I need a bag to breathe into you. Couldn't you don't have to go to the theatre to you? Ve got an old timey pop ill, come ball machine or, of God forbid, there'd be early without one guys dad had the slot machine that was parked in instead of holy shit, We ship I've heard this like now. My kid like it's gotta be driving a gulf,

are on the way to a giant drive and a golf cart is gonna. Have the Rams helmet put on it right, I mean in the end it inside of a giant castle. Inflatable Catholic, this stuff didn't exist at home. When we were kids right, you could go to me from a park at sea. Gum ball. Machine are popcorn machine, there's no such if any this crap at home. Now let us that day. You know we had the air, the Mickey Mouse Telephone, the apartment that free my gown. Her You have that as adults though we had the. Why brought if Danny I quit quick digression when dawning, I used to live in our first, our men and North Hollywood, was on an alley and I used to work on my car, are out of the garage in the alley, and an alley is essentially a funnel for misfits it is it there's a gravitational pull

two alleys right. Do I do think, like cops, outages, up in the out, because because it really like that, rug, attics drifters, the Griff daughters. The this second story, guys guys, are breaking into cars that end up being certain socked toward the alley, So, even if they're not doing anything wrong, they would prefer to walk through the alley, as opposed to justly well Lit Laurel Canyon Boulevard, where the apartment was on. They just sit back their work on my car. It, always be some guide commitments and inevitably strike a conversation up with me and I naive in nice, and I have no self esteem ever I was twenty nineteen August, talk to me and then he said to me, like a man gonna blow out my old lady and I need a place to crash. You think I could come up crash other, that's how come on up crash on the sofa was a one bedroom. So there was a cement finish. Your name MIKE who had

front teeth. Who was one of these guys? I dont know if we had a wildly at Vienna, wicked sense of humor, but he he'd be like he'd, be well. Guys you cooking straight face would be like. If one day my shoulders, like a black eye, Jesus MIKE what happened here? Some guy punch me for no reason what happened a bar told us life. Pussy. Stunt, though, is covered You say the batter fact got away. I there's like We know we ve serious answer. He drove around chair o, which is too poor man's El Camino. It's the Ford Rancheiras, the the Riverside side door was caved in so that he had to climb out of the passenger side at crawl across the transmission hump in get out. Why? time by the way. First of all, naturally it was caved in because, like his mouth, really had to have a car. He added someone just hit For no reason I raise this outrageous and then this happened anyway. This literally his brother lived in

went down the other alley, member that he I'm sure he's doing great. Today he was a typewriter repairman, so his business, you know he's gonna gangbusters, that's recession by the way- and so I remember one time- this is how out of it this guy MIKE was we we pulled out front of the golden chops thick, whereas a cheap chinese food places down laurel canning after finishing finishing over the story said, but we finish. My grandmother. Slab at her elsewhere has added kitchen on. We want chopsticks this guy living. Almost he subsisted exclusively on poor cried rice. That was always we so are out of place. He's got the rancher with the door carved It's three shades of primer he's crawling out of the passenger side door. He's covered up to us up those waste in cut concrete areas have been finishing, concrete their shit all over him. I'm covered with shit.

The world's best looking woman for some reason like out of a survivor. Video just goes, king down the sidewalk, just at a mini skirt like and eightys video, just because walking right past this right back and he says to me he points out from your eyes were crawling out around cherishes. There's two half Jesus slogan that peace ass. We are, we gonna talk to her does it make you think I didn't say I think you're covered with you. You have no front teeth your gear covered with cement you're crawling out of a den in Shit Rancheiras. I should the micro, let's, let's just grab the food and get back to Grandma S house and then stopped me looked at me very seriously because two men, don't you want me pussy, my god, I've gave you know what, though, in a way consciously or unconsciously, he was right and it's also a story about life, meaning

Why not right you, as you were saying? Well, you, nineteen, no self esteem, that kind of it. Here's a guy, no teeth doors caved in he's caved in his cup, with crab he still willing to say so. What are you in school arrive You go to school around here, yeah. Actress who is willing to give it a shot? He well he s, somebody ones the lottery. He did a few things that our place. I sit down the years. My body MIKE he's gonna crash on the sofa Donnie had a great. I didn't even know I just and the guy. Well, yes, came home, yet this guy did a few things. It was evident there's a couple good moment. What is he was on? The sofa What do you use? The phone Dolly had a Mickey mouse phone literally was Mickey mouse. He put, the phone honours are, and it was one of these things were old, meets new cosmetic MIKE gotten used to follow these like, where where's to phone and in danish, pointing at Mickey Mouse and he sang, isn't lamp found any member just go and what the fuck is. This talk into Mickey's mouth or whatever it is, but at a certain point this was like

movie like he's, he's, drunk and passed out on the sofa song logs snoring, like is only a concrete contractor with it. You know missing, front teeth and drunken he sees pass. In writing. I am having one of those little spats in the hall he should wake up in the morning and crusty looking guys its age wearing his pants covered with of daddy's Givney, not doing he's good people a people and ask if I don't want this kind. My he's goes in the middle of the argument. He pops up. Does hawks your movie at fault, passes out like what I got. No more direct raised. Some saying he's a good guy he's not going to cause any throughout the right when it gets up blows. It's not rocket out of his does passes right back out again. Well attitude

Tommy Cary Grant. Now that I know that I see what inequality people will use his ass gothic at the Luigi off the window later odd, but yeah. That was that with one of them me? I was one of the many guys I still running into in this alley. Don't don't hang now always gets well unless you're a counter contracted without teeth and you need a place to live, but by the way we all have bathrooms world people- men more human, but when it's when I think someone, I bet my mom plenty, but we gave someone like. That also applies to live women. The first form- and I had been when, with the same idiot friends you there with Grandam eighty easy, Ed, the electrician and he turned out, he was just. He was interesting and up that age, the age you describe right think this makes us poets and young men of the world to say I will really living with people really casting our net wide will will see, who all humanity is entered

but it turns out. The guy was just ass. He was, he was a big drinkers. Big drug taking He would take everything apart and we thought an electrician. This is so cool. He can fix anything. You know what, though he never put it. Think back together. After about six seven things, the average for so I now he would just taken report and then pass out and then had a lot of stuff on the floor. And finally we said you know what you gotta go. It was fine, he had a place for a month was in New York, so's code. You know and right and he got the he got another place. Stories by the way that should end with one of those and the day that man the accept for this guy's, the governor of Illinois, this guy was a pro either beaten to death in prison claimed by Hepatitis, is no might can still be around and by the way, this a couple funny things you're, you ve, been around long enough to have this realization, when you realise wait a minute, I'm there than that guy. Why does but I'd like daddy

you, and I know we're older than MIKE, was then even though he seemed like a grizzled salty murderer. Ouch marine. He he what we are now older than he was. Then we have our teeth, but he could have been thirty five and just seem he was. He was here, guard, lifelike, thousand a nineteen data breach M Gm resorts impact in more than a hundred and forty two million hotel gas. That's right! The hackers took the day put it for sale in the dark web site. Her crime marketplace, man, it's gone. Twenty nine hundred box. That could be your information. Important understand us. I'm a crime and identity theft are affecting our lives every day. Put our info on the internet and you're out there. Now look. It's convenient! It's great. You you're ordering things ordering food you, king her business you doing at all from the conference. If every our own home, but your info is out there lifelike detects away

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to learn more extensively. While he was up the network with his own pocket ass. He still guest appears on the shows, all time rat he had his own pocket the network for several years. That's right any was it so cool as many as one of the nicest guys I've ever worked with and care. So much about comedy just hear you talk about comedy he it's almost like a science form, but there passed much pat and mixing, and it's so cool to stay here. I'm not really talk about anything and he left. He loves his family. So much he's always talk about family with you know where you meet his family he's very proper and just old school. I guess is the best way. To put it, I mean: what's I'm he took me those before he's taken me and another guy out, and we got

shaped, put on some suits and when got martini them with some francs and that's how I feel that our night out so lovely Miller, Levin every comes on, and yet another Adam Corolla Classic guest our family. Now, speaking of Classic Guess David Alan Greer, now he and Adam and drew have a rich history dating all the way back to love one day, while greater started coming on in the late nineteenth appear on the MTV chauvinist or radio show, and then he appeared so many times he became the most were hurried. Gaston shows history having second was badly which, after him a man, so these people show all the time and other criminal morning show others too many classic bits of moment. Stephen rub begin the reference them, but all that they never gotten attacks childhood very much on this. First episode of the pact, as with their cruel short of seven four march, second, to those nine or the following day: Adam S, dagger, balanced childhood and they get into it shows up. No, you grew up and I ve never really complete.

Gotten into it. With you on your childhood, I want to know what the turn you into the monster you grew up in Detroit. You gave us a psychologist, you're my rioters psychiatrist and I even wrong you just because that is more intense. Yes, lobbies doktor drew yeah; they they, what the devil for. Those you don't know is the psychiatrist can prescribe Drug Adams and much much more schooling involved totally back in the day I mean now, it's kind of like you, don't really rare the people. You got a psychiatrist really out there in what ways get zoloft from rise pay. Now what? What was your dad story here what do you mean, I mean he was a cycle interest. I mean my parents separated when I was ten forty years old it with nineteen sixty four

so you Jeffrey it. What I mean I mean, did your dad tell me if you dare did what might cause might yet where he got a does she d want? That's what I get quick mother think about a rating it. Yet he was about forty years old and all my life. I was like the shattering point like we had this great idyllic family we'd gone family, be occasions all of a sudden dad up and left throughout what I look at the family pictures there. Last three vacations of us when we went to Washington DC you now Yellowstone Benchmark, there's my father and his black stingy brim with black. Sunglasses who were all if I smiled any brighter. My head would explode right. Everyone, but him smiling, looks like he's kidnappers and is ready to kill us rifle see that was a grown man. He was miserable, but never thought before I gotta tell ya. I in my hallway have a couple of pictures of my parents. What must be a minute

before they decide to get divorced and it's like sitting round the picnic able everyone's turning toward the hammer and smile Dag. Are you know it? You have to say, oh yeah, I'm just like you, you have to see it right now we haven't you ever did you ever notice it? You know what I mean: Larry, listen, Whizzer talk talk there, one ten seconds that we're gonna run downstairs, I gonna show Dag, don't hit pause or anything just what's that How tell how we met how long are first apartment? It's gonna take tense, Syria myself ever go They were met that just walk in ok. This is even better here we're when it put. I want a headset. Please lucky now happening Windsor, nothing when that have you walk different.

Goin on where they go on. Adam wants to gag his family His parents are like the ready to kill each other. I know the picture you gotta, look at it right now. They look miserable yeah, diminish sister smile and beg for the camera sitting around the table by the poor, and is that his mom just looks really sad blank face and his dad with his big Africa. It's not sad adjust its blank variations. Blank is not happy with. What are we doing we're not honouring our yes, we are. Syria. Yes, I'm very serious You dream, deafening just walked in the runway and german baby are so there a future as him in a cell phone working. I act in her hearing here. They come makes a man tags, put cans vacuum

Dag am I right, or am I right yet how miserable that those two alone and that its home then it's all I mean we ve all heard that look, but not with the finality of that, and I want my mom is look in the sheer scatter head cocked at ninety degrees, she's telling my grandma fuck ride all kind of looking at your dad like this happen, eat bastard his father, my child. I tell my dad I talk to my dad the other day so dead. You guys got divorced and you didn't talk to each other. For ten years you fiscally wouldn't come in the same room with each other, I said why: why didn't she ever at least, why would she at least civil a walk. The door when you're drop the kid I do that, sir. I ain't you notice. Had I dont know what I say I do know. I said you were both in

ere. I still see each other like too fat people the hook up and find other work. The other day me as the next day, the errand your dad did. He did he have good fortune bad fortune, or did you just kind of float after the divorce? Oh, let me about my dad's fortune a half hour. Here's a fuckin poor! My dad was when my parents got D course they don't even bother getting divorced because there was nothing to whack up. There is now there were living in my grandparents extra house in North Holler with the crappy rental that they didn't putting money into their letting them flop there. My dad was so desperate. They literally got into his sixty three d, W Bog and he went to crash it. My grandparents have not his parents, my parents, house, in North Hollywood, why bath one bedroom crashed out there,

Because he had nowhere to go they still in yes, a venture. He got his ship not together enough to get a one bedroom apartment in North Hollywood and how much among our sphere, they paid him to keep the carpet held. Thou limiting this might my dad when, when he left my mom, he it was like nineteen sixty six, sixty seven he lived in San Francisco is a hip. Is he went from Detroit to San Francisco thee? The hip is coolest city in the world. For for that period of time, then he wrote this national best selling book real and oh yeah he was on Tv- is called black. Rage NOS nineteen sixty eight. Why? black man's angry oh yeah, he became a clever also with this black suit and we would sit home go. Oh my god, there's daddy you, don't you he's on the bird grip went with them.

Its rider in the Detroit wheeled. Why we could not believe also is tinged with anger resentment that Bastard made it out. That's how you wanna go. That's all you want to meet your act, so that's probably why they didn't then one into each other. So if your dad wrote back black Ray what to San Francisco and went to Harvard and best seller. It was Hugh issues oh yeah, oh yes, he was a media sensation. Here he's making money a hip cool, banging chicks, going to orgies and all this kind of crazy now did your dad go through this phase, because my dad when he was with my mom dress. Like Fried Mc Murray, dressed on my three sons. He had a brown sued, brown pan leather shoes-

look like a low level, IBM executive and then all of a sudden they got divorced. It was like nineteen. Seventy three and my dad looked like the lead singer from Boston. Same grew huge after that are used as Georgia picture my dad he is rock and a massive afro he's wearing the G that lace up in the front and back got some platform shoes. I had at last not prescribe in this clear glad he's given everyone out, you know, gimmick can give me five. You know all the unease turn into the hips cat in town boys, musician, Haiti's try to get laid basically and he's got to you know it's got a blow the d stop that all grown out there? My dear we went to visit whom he had this apartment in San Francisco, and we found this big. Does cheeky ended a shaky and then numb? That's my bad now sinner

You know I should I threw the through the phone out the window last time off I'd die than I so we went to visit my dad is nineteen sixty eight, I think, to lose a summer of everything and he had a dash cheeky Miss another dashing use back in the day. You know back in the sixties. That's what MIKE all black people like dressing, the big african thing. It's it's a signature. Piece of clothing formed from the sixties right away, the dash shaggy and he had a water bed those who fear that rag shit he we have broken era. We had back at you lot, all oh yeah, oh yeah, but- and I really wanted to live with them because it was just use in San francisco- did your dad at he always that way was he always sort of militant? I mean that's the Now, because I think that you know I I I don't know I mean I think he was hooey wise, but

You have to remember, and sixty eight and sixty seven six, eight sixty nine like in Detroit when the black Panthers political talk. White or black was sexy. I mean like foreplay, you head right home and be able to wrap and talk you know the exactly runaways. Why government is you know social in zoological genocide or my people. I mean that all that, but that was like sexy was cool. You wanted to be able to faster, you can wrap end quote miles. Tom all by right up that was of the day. I mean what you want, what percentage of those guys we're just trying to get laid? Ninety eight percent the apron. I cause it's always weird. When it's like hey man, I was marching right along. I was there. I was there and serve Golden Gate Park.

Right there with the black you're, really right, they're trying to get laid, as you have been trying to do, and that was cool I mean I really wanted to be. I'm writing this book and I remember I read it. Friend like grumbling Ronnie Livingston. He might mean that we're fifteen years old and we walked all the way to the office of the Black Panther Party in Detroit Michigan, riddled with shoot out all kind of crazy stopped. My mom was scared. Yet I mean I would like to join in a house angels and they say brother, you to your politically active just yet when you turn sixteen and you can take that oath and come back a black panther, really oh yeah yeah, so we went back home and we're like all laughing about and stuff, but at the time in the day that was considered well did you think that was around? You were gonna, go I'm following your dad's footsteps. Well, now, because again, my father's book, if you read it, it's more clinical and store a goal, and- and it is unfortunate that think it was used in

that he never really intended it, which was like Collins, Ferguson used the black rage, defence That's really not what my father wrote the book at eighty one, I'm gonna take of color right could shoot up half of the long island, railroad and in re black black raise that he was angry because his forefathers, your slaves, that's why he shut up Well, try it out of the really. What do we mean the only blacker and the planet named cow, and now you defend animal offended himself. That's always a good move, especially during the amount of water, yonner repute, myself, You told me that, because he could have made a lot, I mean he made a lot of money. I mean that's a whole career rights being like a psychiatrist and going around the country and being that paid expert,

at defending every lunatic black dude, who did something crazy, and so he didn't want to do. That has not really what he wrote the book war, but it became that kind of thing to some right now it s the alive. Yes, yes, yes, he is and where eleven he's living in an instant needed right outside. I shouldn't vague, but here he's living right outside Xinjiang. On that thing, exact an end. How is he with your career in your success? Does he sounds like a real card that sometimes react? Put it like this, my father, is to me when I was from his very intimidating like I you know, for a lot of boys, a lot of men, maybe not for you. I really spent a lot of time being scared to death. My father, he never hit me. He never yelled at me. He was just intimidating he was a smartest still as smart as man. I've ever met and He's intimidating I'll put it like this. I did a play in New York with Charles

nah Charles Dutton, yes time in the joy. Oh, he told me all he took a life or to Riah. Ok, he met my father and he came back. It is your job is variant. That is the real deal. Oh you're, not you know he's not whether these wrappers they grow up in it in Burbank, but pretends like he's from south central. He did time he killed guide He fought it out with prison guards. Gang barriers ever get a crazy hard core life. No fees activity were advised. Use infinity by popular. My father came to a rehearsal, had the public's eater doing Richard. The third only that out there for you when he was in his primeval now you know all mine he still is. He will hold court and talk ad infinitum about if he intact.

He is now, but you know now is. All too is like the old dog that used to be that killer rottweiler now far too large run, then, let's see in and stuff like will he give it up to you Will he call your million rowdy, and he has I mean it's like this: it's like them part of growing up Italy, for me, was for a long time. I wanted that you'd. I wanted that I really screwed up one poligized for doing some things that were right, flocked in I'm right, you know I got to the point now I realize I have friends whose fathers were there and it was worse than anything I went through various I mean they were like the lot it out. You know there, but it heads and I really came the gluten. I don't know how much better off our

nations would be happy stay because for a long period, when I was like fifteen sixteen seventeen, I could get away with shit cause me my mom right. You can We will start with you, my mother. I broke into the house to get back into my mom locked all the doors and put the burglar alarm because she said I told you not to go out right, so I snuck out of the basement window than I have break back in an act like I was asleep, but clearly there were a window open right. So I can well aware now I mean where by far is yours to humor? I can't figure out whether its nature nurture a little bit of each video, I know what you are going to be doing. How do we always this way? we got land on yourself now of adult. Was it pretty clear

where you are heading, I think, as an adult I just haven't found my then you because you have as little kid it won t be rockstar criminals like ten hours like showing my mom shoes- nordic. Why can I get those shoes mob and she's like what you and I pointed to the silver platform boots with a rainbow on the heel and weird Berkeley? California and my mom, just looked at me, wow? This is really sir offer major like. Why would you want to dress like than was because it's cool but you're some right yeah, but I mean that's not what I want to be like a rock star. I wanna be that kind of stuff and then it turned into acting and then in and then it became comedy. I wasn't and I was not one of these kids who is like doing bricks and wanting to be a comic. When I was a kid I didn't know what I mean. I thought when I was in high school. The only gay dude did thy gods belt right now though I was doing Athens, smoking, dub and going to concerts and be in a fuck fuck off in our own.

Yet acting that was really gay de Witt. Let me ask you this about our common aim. I don't know if you can answer this are not cause. I don't know if you ve ever thought about it, but it way: you're you're, just a really good actor. Thank and you can you can you can act funny, doo, doo, funny intentionally, or are you funny think I am Rwanda and the guy, but it's it's something I discovered along with Why do people want to act and their terrible? We ve all seen them with nine and we ve lived with them, sometimes married them. Yet, where you have to sit these people down and they do MA am or whoever you are? You have no fuckin talent, so It was something I wanted to do and then, as I pursued it, I discovered this talent and arm at the comedy part came later because for a first have most of my career. I want to be like the negro doktor on me shall

indeed rack lawyer the comedy, just came out. I mean what I would do stuff you know, and you find that's funny, I mean one and when we did love line and the first from I did the vomiting thing and for people I tell people to ask me you doctor, who were laughing so hard at backer, Drouet their tears coming out of his eyes. He took his headphones off any problem across the room. It's something I always did something always did, but your girl, it's not gonna, give it up like that rail. My ex wife wasn't like always. You know that was like I said I did it and then even over that was one of the things about doktor drew as he loves s, farm humor, which is which is weird well. I agree, but it's funny that a man who you who have to shape doctor in front of his name was of ass humours humour, but, yes, he loved,

so it is something that you discovered a long way. Yes and Anna, and- and I will tell you this as a kid- I was always uclaf- clown I've, cloning and- and I remember, being very young and this girl come to me, and my third or fourth grade saying make my friend laugh because he's really sad. You know like a kid, so I guess yeah. I was always you know the class. I mean, do you feel it it's funny because we're talking about doing this sitcom in previous up? I would have thought about Gettin dag, involve the cid come and ask been going through these progressions of meetings. Runners in directors and writers. I've been noticing a theme which is the comedians, and the people that are in comedy are some of the most fucked up Moreau, serious people on the goddamn planet and its I mean you can do the math painful childhood tears

clown and all that kind of stuff, but even just personally younger than some of the big a holes and by the way I ask itself important a halls all I would ask you to remember even as a calm ago coming on, I would I always ask about people who were who I think are brilliant and funny and invariably Oh yeah, well, he's Well, when they say the name twice like they do it all the time ago, Danny softly the earth guy guy huh. You know David David. Is that how you grow dark out? What David, behind you, Adam Adams, Adam just, say the naval twice, as I tell people that aim Weiss, although we'll do the whole mass of that guy go right now goes offering an extra fifteen percent credit on car motorcycle army policies, fifteen percent, on top of the money Geico

already be saving you. So what are you waiting for? Let's get to get and man there's, never been a better time to switch to Geico save an extra fifteen percent. When you switch by October seventh visit Geico down come to learn more save that fifteen percent and we should give Geico anyway, you be saving already and then the fifteen. On top of that Guy Kodak come and those David Alan Greer, on his dag back in two thousand nine making his first Adam curls show parents you go on to make many more. Even on the island, Russia, you appear there as well to the future provokes amours. Will, I hope, so those who don't know it. They they have a little bit of a falling outwards. Dag does does not want to come on the show anymore. He sees made it publicly known, but hopefully

It can bear that hedge because we was very similar to what he did. It drew for the better part of a decade after loved ones will so we'll see. I was all place yet. Memories on you'll hear diagonal show meets a novelty plenum classics the Atlantic that way that attract Given up on him either all right now let's get gone with another clip. This one features the first big celebrity other than Adam that I encountered while working on the pot gases is not the episode, but it's a joke. Rogan Joe Rogan came on episode. Forty six of the show back in April, two thousand and nine it was his first appearance. He also appeared on these lives, stand up essentially versions of the live podcast. They do now there's a little more stand, a b super confused by that live show which it was sold on. Itunes is part of an album. It was released and want to protest, and so this is like his only periods on the earliest parents are the actual podcast wanna. One format and pollution forty six, Joe Rogan April, twenty four,

Two thousand nine Adam Ass, some straight up about his political views, which is interesting to hear two nine. The trails off when he talks about is taken addiction, which goes into a recent misquote, which we talk about the backup regular where his then speaking, politics, then, where do you come down I think it's all fake, I think that the system is almost unfix apple. It's all it's almost so corrupt. It's like a house foundation is so rotten from termites is like what are you gonna? Do this thing? really what you should do is chopped down to build a new house, but couldn't we do that if ever to get their act together, man, but rather prob? As everybody knows, I'm a fucking mortgage and a house and a job and bills in their own bullshit deal with them that their softball league, the worrying about to actually get together and reorganise restructure our government in a fair way. Man

eight hour and then who's to say how much control do we need over the people? How much do you know? Do we need the FBI how much doing and I say: do we need the CIA? What do we need? We need the Federal Reserve, how much taxes do we need where we gonna get it from the fire you know it's. I, I think everybody if we felt like the system was fair and there was no corruption and that it was all geared towards everybody live a more prosperous, healthy life. Maybe you could get more people interested, but at this point in time it seems like the whole system has been stolen it's been stolen by special interest groups and gigantic corporations and will require growing brain. Why nobody devote a certain way or nuts out now? Well what our choices I mean, I I think I think government is. Like Vegas in there. In that it started off. Is you know

full of mobsters one of create a cool place to go. Do some gambling and next thing you know we have a one fifth scale of the statue of liberty in a roller coaster, going around everything and three hunter story, skyscrapers everywhere and the Patriot act. Everything is bigger like like, like, if you think about life, think about I guess, about our society. Think about pro sports, about where the NBA was twice. Five years ago or forty years ago, where the NFL was it. Have you seen the new Dallas cow Cowboys stadium too big in dollars jumbotron in the middle of it. That's like a hundred and ten feet long. I've laugh because their bragging Jerry Jones, like the biggest television on earth like great I just three hundred bucks for tickets, so I could go to the stadium and then staring up at the jumbotron entire. Anyone else see the irony and pay. Twenty bucks parking five

Box for scout tickets, nine for a Miller lie and I sit my seat and my head actually goes up at forty five degree angle. While the game is going on underneath the giant jumbotron but how can we not get bigger? You know the meaning, Think about the concept of just were humans. We evolve, nothing stays the same. Cars keep getting bigger and safer and faster and more airbags, and but by the gain, keep getting bigger and faster and everything everything everything and we're saying to government you slow down Vegas I'll, get bigger. The fellow get bigger cars will get bigger. Everything will get bigger, but not you you real it in you it up and fuck. That would get bigger too.

Right and that's essentially, what's happened now I dont know when the weight of it becomes so great that it folds on itself. It seems to happen with every empire, oblige us what it must be all about. That's what Rome! That's what happened? Egypt! That's what happened! The Greece I mean it happens every empire and me we think you know that's the that's it opposition when ain't here now hotel, so thing happen definitely saw Russell Chrome over to where they arise only around anymore and is fighting disease. There's only one way: you're gonna get the government too to have a more balanced approach. The idea that is this gigantic huge entity, that's sinner ages, taking all this money in doing all these corrupt things. Starting on these wars that are unnecessary, the only way is psychedelic. That's the only way. Re legalised

legal, I psychedelic through the whole country and it would change everyone's attitudes, including politicians. The only reason why these guys are doing all this crazy shit is because they're not tripping, there's no one will who would start fake wars for no read the Gulf at Tonkin Incident or the northwards document. You know you wear that the north, which documents from nineteen sixty two was signed by the Joint Chiefs of staff and vetoed by Kennedy, and it was a plan for attacks on american civilians. There we're gonna, blame it on the Cubans nor to get people like that for a war against Cuba, they're gonna blow up airliners attack students they're going to do all this shit it signed by the Fucking Joint Chiefs of staff. Nineteen sixty two, the only reason why those guys did ask as they weren't getting high is overdue and mushrooms of your trip. A u go while we're gonna hurt anybody. Do that. I listen. I know I know it sounds semi Echo is still a lot of people that are listening by really only way like we discussed,

we to step off this treadmill known as society, an the goals we have and the goals aren't always good cause like their goal was we gotta get? We gotta take Cuba down, but we need a good excuse, so they went to tell America's as its kill a few coeds yap, taking helping a little acid or taken some mushrooms. Well, I'm ok, mutually knock everything out of focus and into focus. At the same time, I would the where describe it. I say that heavy psychedelic experience like pressing control or delete for your brain in your brain reboots and now you have a fresh new desktop and there's one folder on the whole desktop and that folder is labelled my old bullshit,

and so they many have to like start and think how am I gonna live my life, my gonna live my life through this predetermine patterns of behaviour that have established over my thirty plus years of living, or am I gonna re, evaluate and try to take a new approach and try to live a more horror, harmonious life, a more open minded life, more healthy, friendly life and in in a where am I gonna realise that do bad things other people. It is starting. Fuckin wars, crazy shit like that, like that comes back to you, you know, The one thing that I really like about Obama is, I don't know you know what his plan is. I don't know how much you know it in debt. He is to special interest. Groups and corporations are gonna place, but I loved the ways going all these countries and trying to like shit off their initial ta forward in a measured approach. I agree the note. This. This whole notion that the one guy span two hundred

fifty million dollars, the other guy spent a hundred and fifty million dollars, and the guy spends the two hundred and fifty million dollars gets elected, and where did you get the money? Obviously the system is horribly horrible. Flawed and it's insane that people don't understand. Just the general Business concept of businesses don't give money away, they either by the here's. What what business is still when they spend money. I mean they're in the business of making money, but when they spend money they go we're gonna buy new fleet of trucks. So yes, it's five million dollars but will have new trucks and that's going to save us money. That idea

that they would just give a politician, local or not or national, here's a bunch of money that will never see again, don't expect any return earned. Our investment is totally insane it's insane. Second, they stop getting a return on their investment is the day contributions would end there. Dick to funny money, they're all addicted to it. There all addicted to corruption. Every single party, everything politician. There's no exceptions may be wrong Paul and maybe that's why they ever they left him off from the very beginning. Right, you know what he's talking about is a completely restructuring of the federal government. He's talking about that the Irish is ridiculous and its illegal and unconstitutional, and that should be a gap that we should get rid of it. We shouldn't be acting as a nanny other countries. We should get out of Iraq, get out of every other country. Concentrating on control. What do you think about this? Show Rogan resetting. I had this I've this theory. You don't wanna go,

these other countries and were Twopenny talking about civilizations and that kind of stuff and be nice wherein that deprivation tank together when I lay this one out, but you know when you see those movies and they talk about like the Bill the time machine and they go You can go back in time, but you cannot disturb anything, don't touch anything because, even if you break a twig, her step a snail you could alter the events of the future and you know it always sort of makes sense- is a viewer like you're, the guy. You can go back in time, but you can only observe I feel like when it comes other countries after for instance, that continent many parts of that continent were essentially driving themselves toward extinction, essentially like literally raping AIDS Ing.

King AIDS aiding themselves to death? I really do ourselves is terrible problems over the we did. Is we weren't? You know what we're doing let that happen- we're gonna drop off. Some grains arise millions million grains of rights Are we or whatever were dropping off over there? And then we start establishing all these funds and all these things- and we start essentially going you're. Not the die. Plugging it into the later we're gonna. The life support. Gotta keep Goin. Now we didn't really get too much into the hay put a condom on and we didn't get watch into the other ass, it facets of it, but we got a lot into here. Some grain missile keep you alive, we'll noughts, they're gonna live long enough to do no more rape and allow more aids and a lot more fuckin, and now things are kind no better than they were fifty years ago. When we started dropping off relief packets over there is there

there's a part of me that thinks let him go if they want to die they are that the this is ever losing, certainly don't want to die. They don't want to die. I know they don't want to die, but I mean a but you're, actually, absolutely that food is not gonna fix anything. They have a cultural problem, yet they are going to give them the energy to fuck me more rice, that's who's gonna have, and so my feeling is, if you're gonna drop anything off over their drop, a couple of condoms You know and answer birth control the morning after pill and then drop a sack of wheat and what they really need is education and died in some some way of making sustainable civilization. And I mean some so much of the culture that they have down. There is white man's culture in other, about these christian missionaries are coming coming into the have huge problems with p while claiming that people are possessed,

witches by witches and demons, and others thousands of children that are being beaten and tortured even murdered, because there Parents are convinced that these children are witches, but may I fucked up man they need education. Are they need education? I did we go, but I really I do again, there's like sat objective cleansing and darted or, and all that rash it going on so like that was all what kind of pack it in right. But what? What did you do? Just write? This Lillian's go address that question themselves. So good question. I don't think either. One is right in our final think Ino interventionist policies in getting into involved in every single aspect of all these countries. I don't think they do that to help those countries I think, most times they do that profit enough. You read like confessions of an economic kit manner. You know any books talk about. You know how we do business with other countries

it's like we're, not doing it because we like them. You know we're not doing it, because one make these Africans feel better about things, we're doing because we're trying to make money off them and where exploiting the fact tat we can now use their their countries, do fucked up shit to them that we can't do of here. Casino environmental people will stop it, and you think this will be my last question for Joe got a ramp about a few minutes. We were talking about societies having life span no different. And a human being before in the work or God or even a planet or every glance like everything, has a beginning, a middle and an end, and for you beings its eighty years. And for dogs it's twelve years and for joy to This is two hundred and twelve years and for food

Greece or for Rome or for mine, Indians are Incas or whatever they had a beginning, a middle in an end. Now broken off in a separate societies, and we might be hearing A mid life crisis is the United States, while,

because winding up right, I mean, are they in a different phase or they like we're? Gonna, go visit, our old grandmother, Africa and say angers, fruit, bass and, as we think, more connected because of the internet because of the instantaneous delivery of information, the fact you get on a plane just go to Europe in six hours. The fact that we ship things and were connected all the country were almost dealing with a one world culture, and that's it's getting very close to that. So then what happens? Yes, maybe it's a natural thing. Maybe a fuckin media comes down. Maybe that's what meteors army, with other the inoculation in other than the planet, uses to get rid of the bad virus of humans when it gets too crazy, so send down a giant rock and fuck everything. It's like there's a lot of people to believe it. That's what happened and that's what gigantic structures like the pyramids and that we do understand these structures or an in decorative of gigantic advanced culture. There lived a long time ago that was wiped out by some sort of a cataclysmic natural disaster and there's a lot of it is connected to mass extinction on the planet. That's real scientific, like that

of the woolly mammoths and safer to tigers. All that should happen about ten thousand years ago and at that time most of North America, big chunk of North Amerika, was under a mile of ice in something knocked ice. All that shit, something in a change the climate. It killed all the Sabre to TIGERS, all the woolly mammas, a bunch of different species and the end of that period, the pleistocene period, they believe, there's a lot of scientists. They believed that was some sort of a meteor somebody up, and I

Jos watched a lot, a national geographic. Did I love. I shall man besides, I love his entrance, and you know it is one of those leaves light when the assholes and now I dont have a television shot. Yeah guess I use e mail, yes wrong with it and in the end I civilian now I dont have television, and I know what you're saying you basically saying: I'm sitting there with a drawback gave a wind of eighty watching Reba in king are all clear, there's plenty of good she had on the history channels greatest theirs. I it's I've got more education from modern marvels and all the relative eighty eight and all that now it's made shit than clusters and a thousand thousand hours of classroom time and by the way, Jack off

or constantly doing that have a tv or I don't let my kids watch tv you when you're in school, they would show you will fail and they showed your film and in Bio, Jeanne you go, that's what I mean by looks like under electron microscope. They had films in school. Now we're just at home watching slightly like row, is hosting or Joe Higgins how's thing and it slightly more interesting, but it the same thing you you, We're ok. With this films at school weren't, you yeah they're, particularly its evolution. You know the mass media is evolution, I'm sure there's gonna be feeble, exploiting it is gonna, be bullshit. An end is lotta mediocrity got on with it. It is also seem incredible. Sheena TV is also like drugs, though

we go. There's horrible bad tv. The people get addicted to theirs. Great beata people getting thickly everything national to people, get addicted to cheeseburgers people retarded another, get addicted, jerking off, there's people that are addicted while they jerk off five six times a day that canst thou. That's it you're right day for now, We don't have time to tell the story about. When I threw my buddy CHE, my assistant Jay, the keys to the warehouse told to go grab something and honey was here. My mom you're, the guy. It was my guys, are our tell that store, but let's say Danny Peter was odd, and daddy was here and

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old recently, reserves taken the media storm about has taken video games being addictive, people are leaving out that he's talking about self. He was addicted to video games, uses bench, one thousand dollars a month on a t, one internet line in the ninety, so we could play quake from his house asked so like either. He knows what it is, and so we talk about the peoples. A gal Jos, Nettie is a video games are gonna. He knows video games all too well so that he is an expert on that and in this clip he's kind of a better version of the sound bite floating around. So l went in this as an interesting time because, as from two thousand nine before the Joe Rogan experience existed, so I've been actually Joe Rogan fancies before I knew a corolla, because here the show Hardball, whose on Fox they was called a terrible and was decorated with a baseball players pursing s arm on and, of course, parliament, whose radio and then, very first episode of love. One the radio show when it was in my area, like appeared, live jargon, actually appeared on that episode of all people, and so I've been followed his creator types of areas of the podcast. He actually credits, this very appearance change.

Story to flatter from people who have kind of over the years and showed him how they do streaming, but based on a timeline of events and what he was already doings, already doing: Justin TV and other online video stuff. This but so does actually what got him to start the Jerry and they would go on to say that for many years and now each credits Adam is one of the people are gonna start, but it was Adams. Explosion in podcasting that made the jerry possible that we wouldn't have Europeans by guest beer found that travel and temporal, yet he'd, still for the recent interview credits Adam prefer, marking, the idea starting his on vodka. So it depends on what we take action, which interview ever every single thing he's ever done, so I got your tabs all that, but the most accurate timeline events are a bunch of people inspired him. Then he saw it and prose doing they start Pakistan, that is Jill Rogan on

Croatia are that'll, do for today's curl classics, but we'll keep. Down memory, lane going with this this nice little nugget of Adam Cruel, show history. We have planned free during Rick so we'll see you tomorrow. Thank you so much for eliciting once again managed Chris locks Amano that Superfund Giovanni, Angela,