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if you're listening at home. None of this will be funny here. Tonight is pitch black because there it is. there, it is we turn the lights on. Thank you, guys are coming out and got break show plan for you Normally, I spent a Porsche of the day trying to figure out some funny stuff to talk about at the top of the show, but I just hung out and drank and, look at my box lab where I normally right the funny things in it just as Florida nets like I said ever we can make of just me riding Florida down. I do I do have a couple of observations. One is when I flew

out here on Friday, they had the little hook on the front of the sea, where you could now rest your phone right, Vigo saying that if we go flown with this. They don't have the trade table anymore. The tray Cable is in the arm by the way that getting the tray table out of the arm is like trying. You're a girl a night. here a girl orgasms, like I don't know what we're doing All the yelling is not helping in the steward. psychology stewardess, some grandfathered in I get to say: Negro now appoint its flight attendant as if that's noble, She's, like the trade, the trade tables in the arm, and then you laugh the arm open and then you stare at it- and she goes you got a push.

poor, poor, whoever back it'll pop out the new start, pushing on it and nothing happens, and then you start pulling on. Then you go. I got some flaws. I think I can loop it and take it leaning over in your see partners trying to help a bench. I got the trade table out, but. They have now there's, no more entertainment. You just have to: u have to fly with your own phone and stare at your own phone. Oh there, it is and so they have this little flip jump see for yourself. On and my my partner by them. I don't know shit. What do we call the person sitting next to us on a flight left, a calmer flight partner life foreigners? Eddie Gay Flight partners What a gay like I'm only gay when I'm in the air, the purse sitting next to me, chief, wiped her little hatch down which comes out. You took pictures of MAX Van

I found a there and she put the thing down. The thing sticks an inch in three aids from the back. Probably not even an ancient threats is its flush with the back of the seats in front, so she flip it down and they the pitchy stewardess, came, buys we're attacks is like we need to put it back up again. I'm not sure if this first stop. Somebody got out of why one hundred eighty pound malamute there was sleeping on the guy's feed. If that doesn't, if that doesn't It's the tripping this, action. I dont know what is if you're, so fuckin fat did. Your belt loop is gonna. Get caught on this. nature tray. That's come down from the seat in front of you. You deserve to die a fiery crash, I'm sorry, but she's like you got a whip that up in a chip is like really, I have to whip up. This

pray. That hangs out three aids of an answer just like yeah, so she their phone out. She flip it up and then just put her phone in the space of see there was in front or just sat perfectly anyway, yes, she's she's a rebel. Evidently I I don't know I have this thing. Whenever I leave allay, whenever we leave valet, we always drive around went to the museum, to the Automotive Museum, the cat was the right, the Rev out museum rabbits, pollyanna collar collection shut up. It's all your collection, not interested hoop. the building. I want to know: what's it now, we want to call your collection, but the point is this: we are driving and you come formulae.

you drive and other cities. You drive down the street, you go clean. clean wire, are people living trash on fire and raping each other work. shooting homeless paper. How come snow graffiti. What's going on, there is almost no gang violence there weren't any start, realize you go from county town to town exclaiming, it's so clean. there's please look at their queen and then he realized Eliza. Is this shit? That's what you realize you realize that everywhere else, LA's a piece of shit. I wrote down to other things: grouper evidently everyone, one city group, her hair, you gotta get Moreover, I do yes I don't have to eat it. Now. You don't need gouvernail.

Florida group nor did the murmur? I don't know if I like group or match our group, whereas it's a fascist great they make a group or sandwich is not that huge, with a huge mouth: isn't that didn't God right back creature to eat me, I don't, I should be eating Ed it has a mouth. That's like for free, I ride. Doesn't it is that Is that the giant as a group or a giant sea bass now What is a giant sea bass? Zeb ass. I was all this was an anglers convention and my wrong? What kind of Should I used to get crop here. While I Camacho enhance waiter, What's a giant sea bass, if not a group,

jus, fish, shellfish. just you call your mother law here. It comes Nancy that you finish your day. Nancy, two years, comes who's gonna pay, the tab after Nancy, the Jew fish cats out your names, Nancy Way did I name, your Nancy, here's, your name, man, oh wow. You fish. Where am I taken and crazy pails. What is a? What? What is it? bass group that The Gruber you I should anyone, it is evident groupers what do here. They have extra grouper and then, when stupid people for LOS Angeles shop, they turned upon off the Gruber on us all. You guys are you know the shrimp, going on.

they a ruse, fine here what they want to because a giant sea bass we'd better. hope is that a goddamn grouper, open, Kanner, Sea Bass and all you guys One last thing before we get started here: I don't going insane what is the giant fish in the sea. There actually is species called the Giant sea bass. And it doesn't have any other name. That's it. We're given its own aim. We just go payers medium sized thing, that's in a leg work- put it in the ocean. What should we call? It will just call it a giant version of this shit that was in the lake, because its beggar yeah, we got lazy when we we may now be Asus. Cries people come on anglers last one. You guys tell

tell me there's a remedy for this ominous schedule from constitution standpoint, I get up in the morning. I have a cup of coffee. it's a little radio. Then I do a little offloading in the privacy, the sanctity of my own home. This is what, where I like it, by when one has to get up at four a m and catch a fly? It does six a m out of delay. ones bowels. Schedule is off because If the normal, Gram is get up at eight. Thirty. Have a cup of coffee do my business at nine? Well, in fact, you gonna put or I am now you're five hours. the time and now I seven and a half hours of travel ahead of me, so I was going to leave the door at First

five, a m in LOS Angeles on Friday, We were due to land out here at four thirty and then after after connecting flight, not that kind of stuff I don't like to drop. Do said the airplane. Now it's it's not Courtesy I actually, I think the way will sort things out by really I'm not aerodynamicists, but I feel like to wait I haven't really thought it, but I just don't want to chance it ok, so I don't take the duke on the fly and I but do it in the bathroom at the airport, cassettes the scariest place, you get some senator and is fully come sly under years. Next, you you know blown omit the new staff and now it's the God that has happened to me before it's a as it is, library slope it. You know

you're vulnerable, your pants down. You been absent for it. Do you These have attacked me. Can you expedite things? Can you move it along is a just coffee? Is there nothing else? How about you, pop a new land on your heels, will that do it can discuss ice wait a minute is a giant grouper situ fish. Fish. They actually call the giant grouper the Goliath Gruber the only they make a weird snapping sound with their mouth like deafens, the other it's a fan when they get Goin his friend just game. The drunken guy shoulder tat, Rob Jack. Just shut up drop rap. Now, don't talk to the cops now now better. Now don't talk to the cops

rob. You got drunk a guy shoulder touch five since showers friend, given the drunken shoulder tat. No, no I'll talk, though, Those ladys are married. Lemme! No, don't talk, Cops are the married Ladys. You got to shoulder tat show early on that drunken guy shoulder touchy! Just got it from his friend. Why? each year we get to show started, should bring on China, grad and appalled Rhine a whole lot. Sorry, I'm going to figure out of place to stand, because if you can block in your item, I'm sorry to interrupt idea breaking news right now. Let's see, we think that the people of Naples, Florida are raging, anti Semites. I looked it up and it says Linda Goliath, Grouper also known as the jewel fish

Albania, they spelling like John They ve got intended jus fish, another name for never mind Brian. Any thoughts, fun fact number I am pretty sure that the person next year on the planet, I voiced them, called your seat. Mate, see round number two: yes, the sea bass and Our group are all part of the same family of serenades on their courage to break it to you, you're, not disrupting the weight of the play with your book. Wait was already knew it just came out revised, but there's something in raising called on sprung way, brine, we're way shifts like, when they load up the plain that have to do the fifty fifty centre of gravity? The can't put all the way back are all the way the front so I'm sitting in the middle of play, and I walk up to the front, and I love offload all this right.

I think you know resolution put in your seat should work may see hell. We talking about the Jew, fish guy, I guess I'm just so grateful you didn't say it's another name for Jeez. We see that's what we name her vagina, the jewish Yes, all right, so you guys, to play a little, the run tomatoes game. I am ready to do that.

And the game now hold on Brian. The person that is, your seat may I've always heard. Is this what the audience knows to be true, all they re always jewish shit that strategy derogatory.

They know like he person or such like dad. It may sound like dad. It's all gotta be derogatory Georgia's. That's all they know hook knows me those may the sea it sounds like a bathroom napkin for the elderly ride. Would you like to use the seed made its gentle? Can I say this. Have you guys been watching those Sharm and commercials with the bears? What then whose idea was this with the pears and then bear the bear. I use the bargain brand toilet paper. Now. My ass also all day like really like going and why I derive my as what the But a few box and be fine. Ten minutes later, I wouldn't be walking around all day itching

Our equality may not be up to snuff, but it's not could affect my day. The ass, though the young bear words TAT. It was ruined because either bargain basement toilet paper, our eye dos, and what do we got? right now before we get started here today. I do want to say happy birthday to Ryan Levi he's in the audience right now. There's a chance that he was the one who got the drunk and shoulder tub service. really like Levi's Jus last name far, you know Nancy The tribe Nancy, the Jew? various rapidly by rapidly by We obviously lies not in this case that well, if you're not going to help joke. Rapid added to your point, the lead it's worth tribe in Israel, they were yes, my parents could only for the Super Denham track

we're for other wrangler. Try that well they're Zachary leave. I ride, he's jewish right Then there are things we Levi the genes rather not a Jew, since it may mean I was draftsman, you it was no use Levi Strauss, jewish yeah. You got no you're semitic history At least I like you, made ship with his hands. I don't know, Sir sounds german domain, but our eye irony. Let's go. What are we going at way? All of us, as we, Mr Levi thirty nine years, Medium Yon, wonderful, all flies by. Your point here eyes. I hate when you have. This is a problem with having kids when you have kids people try get to the end of your life super fast because they go. You know when you have kids

fourteen year old twins, when there are five, everyone does enjoy in June? You pulling your eyes in there and an old age. How many like wait? A minute, I'm dead. Point your eyes it so fast. You boy, your eyes are college, just like all the great than my prostate has exploded moments after we point our eyes. Their age with their bride. So if their Saxon, we boy our eyes, and there are twenty eight. That means a fucking dead. Sir, your point, your eyes, you're in the grave, its awesome. It's us we have kids ever have our way you do shit goddammit, I should wait. I should always way their blessing their blessing there. Such like the other thing I do when you have kids kids ago. Nothing will ever be the same ever again. Nothing's, like really I don't know I still got cars that beat off the other day. Things are pretty

pretty normal around the gorilla has nothing it'll. Never you never be the same and that they go you'll know care is much about something. As you do. I go. I've still got the cars. I still got the car you care about this cars, there's a lot of kids since only so many Paul Newman Racecourse, let's be out, I'm sorry they are, game. That's right! Thirty! Nine got black. Yes, this week, words a cue from the fine city of Naples its known as part of Florida is Paradise Coast and its filled with beautiful beaches shopping districts and yes, fancy exclusive golf courses. You know just like of the run tomatoes game is. Sport requires concentration, the right posture and a whole lot of booze you keep your head down and let's take a swing at this week's theme, golf movies tells us coordinate glancing through. You want the lowest,

or reach all honest person. What let's go around, I walk on the beach today, quite a ways and everyone who was walking majors weren't, ten issues that are, for bang weird. I walk in the region, Malibu everyone's barefoot walk here. Airlines were intent. Issues is that a thing these are all but is that an age may pay? maybe they're not worried about you fish so much as their worried about jellyfish? Maybe it's a guy there walking on the sand, they're all wearing shoes. I've done the same hike in Malibu million times. Everyone is barefoot. I dont know cultural thing. Sorry, Dawson got quite all right, Adam Sandler stars in our first film about a failed hockey player with anger issues? who takes on the well mannered sport of golf crystal remedy.

And Julie, Bowen CO, STAR, along with a very memorable Bob Barker Cameo, the prices wrong bitch in ninety Ninety six is Happy Gilmore Fund Moon and I say this Adam, Sandler character. The real life version of Adam Sandler character in almost any one of his comedies would be. Recital maniac these certainly beating the shit out of people here least, socially new odds, when being on the planet? You watch always cavities. Mr deeds are happy Gilmore, where he's beating the shit out of almost everybody, but Canada Extension sort of like three stooges or such like that are right that the critics at that earned on Adam Sandler, yet right about that.

Had they turned on him. Yet before this is second movie, and I can tell us, first movie was not well received then yeah, I love Are you two on time for the critics from that from the critics our I gotta get about? Forty percent? Did they think it was fun Obviously they didn't praise it, but is it how on fresh is it eyes. Rate ago, yes, I say it had enough laughs to be a fifty three right there with him and fifty one fifty while Happy Gilmore, is just fresh, sixty one percent of our world, the neighbourhood somewhere. our next film stars items body, Kevin Costner as a former golf prodigy who now owns a driving range and has little ambition, but soon this

Manta comedy takes a turn when cost or tries to impress a girl and qualify for the. U S open, Russo, Cheech Marin and Don Johnson CO, star and ninety ninety sixes tin cup. So that have been editor. Feeders wow. Can I tell you guys greatest tried? spin, the great husband move into something shitty. I don't you guys, have experienced this by You know that move. We try to be a cool husband, but every once in a while, your wife, traces spin it up like you're, a horrible individual, we're all familiar. We are familiar with how they can take think good and turn it into a poison and then thrown back in your face Thus, all from your body, the all them it is. Kevin Costner invited me and my family to come.

to his home. And now he has as a bunch of acreage outside like friend, her a county Oxnard forever Where are those places our people take their fuckin? Shoes are before they walk and got the page the same People live anyway, he's, got this double wide, trailer and its park. On a bunch of acreage, and he said to me why, you get your wife in your kids and come out in in the cabin we'll go to the market during the day, we'll have a picnic and hang out at night, at my house, which is a beautiful home probably quarter mile away. Then you guys go back, you can see in the cabin that sounds awesome, so I gathered up the family. We went out there. One out,

this acreage with the ocean on one side, the hills on the other Kevin their kids out the football Scott O K and for an arm said my son deep shock. a ball sixty yards in the air, my sons of sunset, shag and balls that caused their straw and I gotta do that move that tackle that move. Where you skip the ball back than a guy, because your cake at the ball, you don't have enough arm to get all the way back. Are you do that? but maybe they move people where the guy shown it back doesn't have enough arm, so he pretends to run it in, like I just got an hour to unjustified. Ok, now that I made feet away, ok, I just wanted to run it too. I definitely could authority, but I just wanted a reality and I'm gonna throat so do the day that have the picnic costs there,

the store gets the food. Everyone eats hangs out that night, that night Go to cost nurse house hang out. Eight have a time drink some wine get back to the trailer that night after it had cost nurse house. And I say to my family: I didn't we his head home and sleep, I feel like the sheets are a little bit dank and there, Sir Cabin my daughter pictures, are fed starts. Cryin says she wants to stay. There says we pay Must we be here the next morning to ride bicycles, and then I say fine, stay the night and we stay the night. two years later, the story comes up here The story plays out member

time. Your terrorized, our daughter, told, are we had to leave cause there's ranch. There would have been the best part of my childhood the past two days by the way that would be the best ten years of my childhood today's hanging out on costs. Nurse ranch Turkey still up there and the beauty of car Stir in their ranches, he wants to build shit, their bodies in California and he's been trying to pull permits for like fourteen years that they won't. Let it that's the beauty of that's. Why You guys only to move to Florida, wait! A minute aright cop ten CUP Santa, it's good people like this movie right.

Yeah, I saw I saw the theatres, circa, ninety ninety eight or whenever it came out, I haven't thought about it since then, which is not a good sign. However, I murmured being play yeah and came out. Ninety six. Our area Without it, the dollar theater certain run I say I teach Marin was delightful in this movie is well. I say the critics liked it it. Seventy three you're a little lower this IRAN Shalt Movie, I'm pretty sure he did bolder armbands women can jump. Lotta, good movie, cellular pedigree, therewith close to you and sixty eight. All right. This is where we separate the women from the little boys. If I'm right, I followed my heart, never seen it You know anything about. It doesn't look awesome thirty, you now.

We are certainly separating the women. Ten cotton is fresh. Seventy one now you know that I said seventy but I'm not a pace. Mona pace, We travel back in time to the great depression. Matt Damon place once promising golf, Whose career in life were derailed by World WAR one enter we'll Smith, who say today, in this action, flick and coaches ain't went back into the great golfer. He once was. Actually your two thousand the legend of Bagger Vance all this also also storing Charlie's. Therein is this. Based on anything, it's actually fucking Cresson. Do the reason I am aware that its loosely based on some kind of I think, ominously Indy

and I could be wrong sort of fable about its cloudlike bag of vans, and it's about like anonymous unwithering others, but it's some kind of like old fable. It's based on, I was lies. Move your poster with the gods to disco based on a bad idea. I would see that movie just because of its transparency saga, there's a Brian? You might know this better. Isn't this where the phrase became popular, the magical black character of this does popularized up. This is of that, very well, I suppose you're ready magical. They called the magical negro better than the black man who comes to impart wisdom of the of the of the mystic. You know, arts or one tomorrow is successful light. More success. A magical negroes. When I made my dick in high school

so many women were disappointed that I had to change it to powder you white guy. For, while there was magical, negro aright I dont know. I never seen this movie. I feel like people wanted to like this movie or the critics whenever there maybe the theme, maybe the magical neat road thing was too much. Maybe they liked it maybe more good really does have as a chasm here, because this is the kind of movie that could be in the middle, forties, but could also be in the MID mid, seven so No! No! I didn't people see it now a lot of people like wait, a minute you now to go to your audience for help One of your audiences retarded

It's no help at all its actual yourself minus help. You not like what you go to that turns to help your crush crunch, where's I'd. Say barely fresh sixty three I almost did my thing. We're. I told you that I hate this movie. I really do hate this movie. This movie was was smog. I gave it thirty wow. That's if we get supper, it again on this one. I said: sixty two results often the case Man should have stuck with his first call. Low or Vance is rotten it. Forty three damage. Whenever I give examples, dictum out examples, dammit the people liked it the people Have sixty five and this guy this comedy

centres around it down on his look teen, who takes a job as a caddy at this infested Bush would country club the endlessly. Annabelle film, CO, stars and murderers row of comic actors like Chevy, Chace, Rodney, Dangerfield and, of course, Bill Murray from nineteen eighty caddies we had a beloved but love it swims? Why doesn't work Explain yourself: brine, nodded its overrated Fritz, Braun, yeah sure of it I seem to see if it'll be like low from the time or high. In retrospect yeah. I get out here brand longer welcome. We want to learn what do I know

I I agree little overrated. I don't know it's not Goonies overrated, but maybe a little over rain, our right. So this kind of thing that the critics could have not. been delighted by, even though America was delighted by going to say you guys locked in I'm gonna say low. Fresh it. Seventy four I want just sub fresh fifty five This is the kind of movies you not dare admit. Unless your brain and add on that, you think itself par. Seventy nine caddy shock is certified fresh. at seventy. Three

five on that. I did somebody for. I think I'm on my way back into this game. To line I spun out so armed with didn't cup before we move on, let's get an update on Bagger Vance. It is based on a sacred Hindu text, where the God, Krishna hold. I learn ass tat, staggered back then. Did you hear that Jack! It anywhere! it's an old hindu warrior tail and it is back and then right somewhat? Yes, yes, how do you think back in the day they would describe old hindu war. your tales when it was actually of the time what they say. This is a current. He knew warrior tail or were they just say it? contemporary? I had mushrooms before I came out here. I don't know.

Well, if you loved the hour, it caddy shock, brace yourself for the p ye raided sequel. Eight years later, the Bush would country Club is purchased by a self made millionaire who wants to turn the property into an amusement park. Chubby? returns and guys like Dan Aggerawayter, Randy, Quaid and Jackie Mason joined the cast. Nineteen. Eighty eight caddy shack too. So when they hear these, when they do, they seek was eight years later. Try to assemble the original CAS. How do you think that process, works. I think they go hers. They're getting divorced are in trouble with the higher ass about. I mean everyone from the first of regional. Can anyone who reads whereas or their highschool sweetheart we therein

restaurant. I now we Close game go and do we do since the critics are not going to be kind to this by our talking about single digits? are we talking about high made twenty seven here says the guy with incredible certitude. Sera about this movie Or even how the game is play, because these position in such a way where you can't even see the fuckin scrape when he knows I traced? Yes, love this movie? You have this movie. Are you of the game? I I put don't hate the gauchos where's my point be careful, movie? Is you loved when you're alive it they will get you into a traveller because when you are eleven like let's face it,

you're, not retarded, but you're done when you're laughing. It is you think, you don't like man, there's nothing better than taking cheese maps and put in cheese ways on the cheese and then rolling in candy corn. It's a fucking Basque. You think a lot of stuff is the past. You know what I mean, but it turns out it that's a good hour I this, really separate us here. So in that the critics are punished s and punished. the producers go and low at fourteen percent fortune favours the ball. no, this is not a picture of my head. It's a zero idea. I I relate to the gentleman who we all saw this when we were real six and that it was just tell them

As I thought I was beating being mean, apparently I was being kind twenty four one for Kurdish, too. Is rotten. Oh yeah, four. Maybe I am Workforce More measures are real people out. Eighty was almost forty, this river I was a vision My score. Fourteen anywhere the credit score you get eighteen, so I should at twenty point deduction, as is good math, while for. Well, our scores of come in. I think now It was a very close game. Never me among the first to you: do you know Congratulations! You are on the podium

purely in third place school it you partner, wait? You're broke up again acid. Eighty to eighty two gina grad leaving I'm Corolla and bald Brian pride went for this zero. oh I'd. Now I knew was one of the worst equals ever I didn't know, I don't have. The scorn was obviously We will indeed see a fortune favoured the bald. You too, who are separated by one Point now, I'm Corolla we're score a strong forty one noble all Brian when, for the big zero at the end was enough.

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Rolls out and I have a story where there were some real bad luck and some real good luck in the span of probably thirty seconds a pair of sperience sky divers are nursing their wounds tonight after a MID air collision. So both men had a lucky escape after a sunset. I'd I've over Brian Bay and New South Wales. Their mood into a formation with a group of others, there collided about a thousand feet above the ground. One man broke his leg. The other went unconscious. but came to and opened his parachute in the Nick of time and both men landed safely. Let me say this about the sky divers. If It is not exciting enough for years is simply jump out of an airplane. You guys big issues here. I really like, if you're jumping out of aeroplanes, nine thousand feet above the ground and its

boy you're like it's just not. would it for me. We got to get into a giant formation or I gotta do that move where I put my flying squirrel sued or we I do a thing where we run into each other are deal move or instead of just jumping out of airplane, I gotta do back Cleopatra. They airplane unlikely guys. Do that. I like, when the guy the guy, so fuckin, shall lax that when he does the jump out of airplane, he does it s like the back lamp. Like impressive, but you're jumping out of a moving airplane. That's enough and they in the trouble always happens whenever these guys want to go for the giant formation like whenever there setting any records. Like I don't know what the record is the record for the formation is, but when they try to get together and do the formation, you go in, I don't

hundred and thirty miles an hour you gonna run into other. Like minded, dare Devil ass holes in the sky what happened it's gotta be weird to pass out wake up and be free falling in the atmosphere and tell you this, to the kind of guys I went to high school with? If I call I did with another sky diver and knocked the unconscious. And I woke up mid air when I to the ground, and I my helmet off. we would realise that one of my high school friends drew a dick on my forehead, I don't know how they got up there. I don't know how they pulled it off, but I can guarantee you if

ever passed out in any of my high school friends were within two miles of you. Are you were you would wake the giant sharply DEC on your forehead, so much. I know so the one guy broke his leg either one guy got knocked Duncan. ass. Well, ass. I beg here's the thing about breaking your like you, to break your leg as it pertains skydiving, you wanted Your leg, when you will land use planet there like in the air, because all you can do is think about landing with a broken leg. Now you want to land and break your you own a bright care leg, eight miles up in the sky, and this is gonna smart, so bad like when you like your leg, it sucks getting out of bed or stepping out of the bathtub. Imagine landing on the ground with a broken leg. Sorry, you're right about that. To answer your question about the biggest formation, I googled it quickly,

according to Wikipedia is formation skydiving the world record for the largest free, Formation is a four hundred. We'll bay that was set in two thousand in Thailand for Honey, way, formation skydiving not an orgy, while four hundred- and I think we all have the link up in- Yes, threat of a narrow the gap, our rights I'm guessing. If the one guy broke his leg and the other guy was knocked unconscious? Then it was deafening This guy's head hearing this other guys femur at a high speed right. He must have had on this. Dude leg broke his leg. then one and I wonder how far he fell knocked out.

Look. I had to look it up, sort interrupted about terminal velocity for a sky diver Europe afford parachute. Obviously, is a hundred and fifty miles an hour, so they probably somewhere near there there are and they collide about a thousand feet above the ground, so they didn't have a whole lot of time before it was time to deploy a parachute, I don't know, guys come down. Unlike the elderly skydiving, always strive to someone. are always strapped to someone and that when you're strap someone at an out, and take a lot of skill right wooden. Didn't George Bush: do it honours like ninetieth birthday or something like that, and he wrapped up to this dude, and do you know he wear The whole thing when here you're super young! You strap on to people that bad baby Bjorn thing that hammock

your wife where's around her neck and new, strap in order for months all these trap into that, and then later on, at the very end of life you stay into a professional sky to favour jumps out. Those are the two times you strap invariably getting very end alive, but then these you all the work and then they land and they put their feet down. First. Is that of your feet that hit fur? So you can say. Well, then it's got see what gutsy is it to tempt bath, Eight years after the average American dies we run away and I don't feel right. That's Patsy I want to say: is this seven year old, Skydiving Europe? in the deaths face and tell that's right by the way out of your onto something therein picture there. He did this five times. George H, W Bush. When you turn seventy five, he did it and then every five years to market

five years. He would skydive again his last one was on his ninety five and at one point he did start jumping soul I believe Y yeah well You can do this thing. You can jump out of a plane or you can do a jackal I used to do which is like swim. A nigh all. Are you swim? The catalina dragging a garbage barge hold the rope in your teeth, my is like. I want to bang a prostitute every every year after my twenty fifth birthday, Start early on that could do this shit when we started seventy five, that's a fool's there! Yes, Let me ask you, though, still do we need a separate helmet for every activity you don't owe me? We have a football helmet, we escape boarding helmet, we have a motorcycle helmet do we have, we have,

gear and boxing and do you know I mean Kickboxing: do we need a sky divers Helma? Don't you what are their helmets? We use on the ground would be sufficient. Don't feel like if this cat, who was knocked and conscience unconscious? Sir, conscience. I keep that if this guy, was wearing a football helmet. We have one the fuck is this element. by the way, there's the weird bike helmet that just the leather one where we can see what you're thinking and then there's the hard shell one. Why don't we just have a pike helmet for skydiving This is such a rip off its the same, videos? I had to pay eighty five box or my daughter to get shoes to play. Volleyball like wait, a minute. Where do you play the gym? What else can I do with the gym? That's the basketball court I don't you worry your brother's basketball issues, because I need special shoes that costs eighty five bucks I don't buy it I dont do you need volleyball shoes? Were you?

You see what Lebron James can do. What ten issues on a basketball cord, ok bitch, do that, but with a volleyball you think, he's limited by shoes. It would be if you had better shoes. Its is essentially volleyball is on a basketball cord and essentially never have to go to the hoop. You just sit there in the middle. Of course, it is one perpetual tipoff Do we need a special helmet first skydiving answer? No hockey helmet one hockey homework per skydiving. What no bike helmet workforce skydiving? What a motorcycle helmet of football! How this is you know what I'm tired big helmet, voicing Americans you'd only special skydiving hell baby and where a goddamn hockey helmet that'll be fine, You know I gotta hockey norm. It was

aerodynamic hockey norm it. I know they're rented. Never what's harder than eyes. You know how many skydiving Americans will still be alive. Today they were word that stupid soft helmet, those guys are worth guys, you're wearing a helmet that George Colonial WAR and that shitty movie from two thousand and seven leather adds that's right. what're you inspired a thought in me. I've never had before a number of proposals to you right now. Why do baseball helmets have baisers? I dont know I keep it probably probably to mimic the look of a baseball had Every baseball field is configured, so the sun is not in the batter xyz. That's why they call left and herself pause they face. oh really You know what I think about. border disaster would be it. The fuckin sun was setting in your eyes about, or another son always says to the west. That's right! They do what they do. Football fields that way to write that bit go into the sun I dont now because here,

without visor. So look lame. If you get Gina yeah if I took a less Greece that Brad Pitt- and I put before you, you, you're plus, you will be well, let's be an ideal fourteen mops by if I just took a motorcycle crash helmet with no visor on it and put it on his head, you dry up like somebody backed up a come truck full kitty. Later When I had a virus. I think I hear my pies burning. I gotta go. Yes, you need a visor in order to look cool, Sir Yathrib guy. We don't need a skydiving helmet. That's insane! Ok! Well, you can fly

your whole family in your whole crew with KFC Cavities buckets of chicken. I love this stuff piping, hot crispy, delicious. Failing it's a home cooked meal. He did half the cook earliest memories of care of sea was heading out to my uncle Vinci's house, with my cousin, Gregg and Santa Monica, and we get a pocket a calf c and it's all. I look forward to carefully sides who get the MAC cheese at the fries, Agatha, mashed, potatoes and gravy biscuits Cole slaw. You get the sides I get coleslaw and the ash potatoes with gravy? I love this stuff anyway, I can smell it already. I've ever would keep the bucket back in the day of probably more

and my horrible childhood then then an endorsement of the bucket but tat we love this stuff. You can smell it close your eyes. You can smell, can see right now. There are other ways to live dangerously. Some people skydive! You know some people do all kinds of crazy things or you can live dangerously by getting intestinal blockage. A couple of ways by eating a hot pocket so nicely prepared with this recalling almost a million pounds of pepperoni hot pockets is according to U S, department of Agriculture and food safety, the frozen stuff, sewage is are being recalled because they quote. Maybe contaminated with extraneous materials, specifically pieces of glass and hard plastic Oh the problem when I was young, Brownie Hyde Park, a good name for Jeez, vague these people are really glad you're italian fellow we gotta.

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to what are you made it by the way If they said ninety minutes you'd be in bed, twenty you're free tat, twenty, that's almost half an hour. Are we gonna do you guys committed to this? You fly right. Smart, I'd like that Who is the now? Do you do it to appease heard as she do it to appease you? The thing about dessert is no couple and agree on it. One has to agree to let the other person have the dessert and then to eat. Most of it is that you the girl. I wasn't really planning on anything. Do you have a now? I didn't get my again today, you just go just pick it across the little than you eat. Most of the dessert put meanwhile emotional, you blame him for it. They deserve. That's good puts it ice cream on that as I would have been nice yeah twenty one minutes for the ice cream. Sir

why? Why is twenty minutes? The universal souffle time I feel like they could have rounded two half an hour backed down to fifty? Why decide. I wonder if there's a reason that its twenty minutes is also the universal wait for your table time ten minutes it could be an hour. They will always tell you twenty now this I've never done. It but if the order, multiple souffle says it forty minutes, are we still just a straight twining staggered heavy? I keep on common three hour for the next day, plead that shit come like anti python guy. Is it all chalk sue flyer to have the lemon Souffle just a chocolate? women on the table. Now I like lemon who fly, I don't know, but I've never ordered one, because I don't have the guts. Because this twenty minutes, cause. I'm always like a lot good, happen in the next twenty minutes. We can get it

blow out. You could divorce me and then what would we do with this? You fly. I can't ever massive coronary, never see the souffle. There could be it. ok, this situation, where the door got kicked in Pulitzer sprang everywhere, and I was fourteen minutes away for those who lay low. It can happen and that twenty minutes for that Souffle Gutsy call I respected by their No doggie bag for souffle right? You can't take it home. Is it true Air transport is to fly right now. Don't you don't you bet it's warm, it doesn't go. The ice cream becomes a bit it gonna sloppiness. You molten anymore get it out of the ball. You have to eat it out of the ball. a transfer from the ball you can purchase to play ball I say your way in: to the dog

the distant flay is do deserve what nachos are to dinner. You cannot transport nachos, you cannot transports. You flies You can bring them home, they can bear get him from the fuckin kitchen out. Here I saw the street it. a guy was home, is back transports, implies you gotta eat, em. All you have to finish this. You fly did your husband order this virus at you you're on it? You like the chocolate at term of the month. Is that every month really make it here, staffers it just stuff you want to do anyway, but you did good I mean is that whatever one does, but

just drank it now, because the Rams laws their smoke it at our shit. You wanted to do. I'm lying around in fat, blaming my parents because wine say you guys have something you can blame it on. We can't blame it on shit. a couple of years, a couple, a snack items that I'll give you like. Yes, like maybe a souffle, all all fudged the numbers, but if you ve ever in six years, see me cry. Or snap at any of you. I was fourteen seconds from my period by it, but you guys, pay me a giant now you can eat a whole box of Hydroxyl double stuff, Oreo Garroters out there, and if we say to you why you go cause I'm on my period. if you get aid or guy who just polish shovel boxer,

I dropped why he does a sack is shit? Ok, what do you want from me? We want around piece of shit So we don't have an out like you guys have guys are lucky, look at its pre existing condition. At least we get cookies on our period, and you get claim. Your period is as bad as you wanted to pay and there's no way. We can ever really check way no shit about it. We don't have follow up questions and then you get to do this. Move where you do something very mean in a rational and horrible to your man and then at some point you apologize and explain. It was because of the period and then at some point, twenty seven

later, when the shit happens again and this time we nip it in the bud and we go. Oh are you just saying you wish? dad was dead cause you're on your period, because I think that's a period, shocking and then you're allowed to freak out even harder on us and say it has nothing to do with the period as our fight interesting also the period game, aright sigh you're not allowed to say we're on our period. You can't right that's what I do have a public service announcement given this subject matter. If you might find your health on your period, more something else that requires cookies. I have good news for you, because the girl scout cookies, which are now starting to roll out countrywide, will be delayed to you by grub hob, so they ve made it deal with the food delivery service. It's the first time girl scouts of soul cookies, whose sole these

more than a hundred years of collaborating with the delivery service so to promote the partnership. Girl scout said grub. Will offer free delivery on cookie orders for at least fifteen dollars until Valentine's day so gets jurists, samoan peppermint patties while the one good thing about at least at least out in allay with the whole goddamn state of California, being shut down is no more guys bringing their kids cookies, a girl scout cookies to work and then campaign out the dad. What do I wondered? Dad become mules were girl scout cookies, when I the kid girl scout cookies were sold a girl scout in front of this supermarket. If you want to dad's in my era when I was nine years old. If you want to say, do a dad, hey how about you get a break

These girls gap cookies and take them into the office in gilt. Everyone you work with into buying a box they wanted to mother Fucker, out and smack the kid over the head with. It says whether what is done now they do, and by the way you can just by one box, you gotta shove door with a pallet jack and by like cases of this stuff on palates like like Obviously you gave your by one boxing urge is gonna, get the one where you can by multiple boxes, so there is no more, at least in California, bring it in by what is the best girl scout cookie man's then men, sir demons are good but you're freezer, Rhine, yes, but It is a process. You know that suggest something in I'm saying I say room temperature. What's the bass

Is it the caramel yeah those there? That's mine now Aguilar isn't the pain, what are the peanut butter ones are the best right now is our great, but the tag along is basically a Twix, a peanut butter, twigs cookie shape and whenever they call me things different things in different parts of the country, so we have to sure where our job is like an l and California, the turf oils and then like either Jus Fishes different names? We got the sea bass back. You, fish, yeah, right girl, scout cookies, How could you, let me say this about girl scout cookie, never thought about this before girl scout keys or something you often eat in secret. In autumn aim, you're trying to quietly UK

quietly open a box of girl scout cookies, weird cellophane package, or it is two guys gonna know what that's like some sort of a learned like neighbours whose fitness cookies It's a noise, its aloud ass noise. What is that, if they made a silent container like if they lined with velvet, Why on earth? Something maybe cost effective, but I would be war after by boxes goods they seem to send the alert. This is a sound that it makes the dog comes running. You see the neighbors turning the lights on, the kids are coming down the stairs weird allowed crackly sound. Weird observation. What else we got in a grab. Well, there

is a new most expensive car on the market and it's what you might not be as familiar with Adam, because it's a hot wheels car and it is worth one hundred fifty thousand dollars its the pink beach bomb, which I think we have a picture of there. It is the beach bomb Volkswagen Bus. It was produced in nineteen, sixty nine, its them. Valuable hot wheels car in the world, both because it so and because it happens to be a nearly perfect condition: the owner, thing is a guy named Bruce Pascal who claims that I'll never sell it, even though its worth more than a lot of full size, cars and fully operational exotic sports cars, but that little teeny tiny trinket a hundred and fifty. a thousand dollars. Oh, by the way, the thing where they go all never sell it yeah, but you're, greedy fucking. It's all selling it's after in the ground.

Gimme you'll, never sell it. Yeah you'll never sell it you're. Seventy seven years old, give authorities Six months when you die and your pay steps on contract and fuckin put such upon his back yeah, that's what my son's gonna! Listen, I'm not delusional. I know my kid is: gonna, sell everyone in my Paul Newman race, cars, the second there now told me. He told me his eyes, like he's like I'm, going to be right just like now, you're not cause you're lazy near dumb anyway, you're going Smart or you gotta be hard work and you can't be over two years ago we had more money than you like no you're, not the other way for you to die. Then we have to sell all your cars and around more money MIA all right, but I'm going buried in all my car's? So skies?

well I don't know too high wheels. It would we describe. It is low mileage like I'm trying to think of what a low, but because you do Africa. I think carols, shell bees cobra just sold for like five point, four million boxer four point eight or such like that shall be: shall bees cobra soul, five worth five nine, for there was so almost six million bucks. So if anyone say a sea cobra. The Carol show we personally out there's a good day for you guys, but I see the majority it down, Let's do one Morgiana grad right! Well, we too, about the new mountain do flavour. Yesterday, that's major melons, a k, a what you decided was my mic, nickname in high school.

I've been there, you're talking at home and you love mountain, do can now Mary you're, too favorite loves you are in love, mountain do has announced they will releasing their first cookbook called the big ball of mountain do recipes. It on sale any day at the Dew store, its thirty bucks, and you can learn how to make pancakes with mountain. Do Sirop and on all those that this whole thing like. You can learn how to make pancakes with mountain. Do. hold on or we in prison? Can we get regular pancake ingredients, because I've like her in the joy and all we have. Is the surplus amount due impact? tat made them. Maybe you got me there would have been: we're on the outside and there are supermarkets wicker where

purchased traditional items to make. Cakes. Then This is a non starter for me I've. Never I've, never thought No one's ever said, hey Joe and make pancakes today, and I went that doesn't make me fat enough. We, the plus how person the core value of these pancakes, as I feel like all the starch butter and and syrup is not enough for me to really pack on the way I need mountain do involved with this. Has anyone ever had pancakes, Unthought where's? The mountain do I have had a mountain, do and thought where the fuck, the pancakes were gone, the other direction with that you can make it with mountain. Do if that wasn't most enough, there is even a mountain. Do green eggs and ham? Oh yeah

Now the only reason you might not be familiar with this, it might be a southern thing. I don't love me My of fabulous Floridians can help, but there is something I've seen a barbecue joints called seven uptake and anyone ever heard of anything like this. Truly the twenty minutes in advance. twenty one man he's balances the arts UP cake, I kind of like I think if I was high enough be down, was seven up cake by far out in a new pancakes as far as the amount due pancakes, though they have other things in their do they have like mountain. Do Hamas, I'm trying to get alone where national you know. I don't know if you know this, because you obviously have been ordered the book. What they have mountain do hot dish, Mary Soda mom, I'm soul

We need to be here when you're talking about this, because my grants, Anita, whom he ordered as this got work as a joke, but I gotta tell ya jokes on here, because mom do Turner Casserole is around. Do Tudor Casserole, you haven't lived Adam, corrupt. Now, of course I've done the mountain do bars. Those are greater. You wanna buy your a little. You could put a little mountain doing there, but I tell you when do a normal hot dish, at least in my house, and you have the tuna you have egg and you have the potato chips by this right. Is your poor, mom do wrong. Jeff Archer, all further more casual anger, broil, bad bravery and you all know what Minnesota mom everybody always greater. You guys do Florence, our fine

call her out ray at home Gina Grand you got it, I'm gonna grab and that's the news who gave me this makers mark with God bless. You did you go finish here. Souffle you get it all. Does it Are you guys tell me? I don't like wasting food but like looking super desperate either, but this you're flies forces you to be super desperately gang. It's your knife out inserts scratch in a way that the little container, because it's all spot welded on there where's cleaning the dishes back there. To be pierced every time a souffle order comes to rise again, fuckin awesome, critical, the goddamn case ideas. Now how to get the fuck. Sue flag at a fuckin stay overnight. Did this ship clean got our eye?

give a hand you up all brine and Jean Andrea them with. Do you guys get ready for your Adam curls unprepared questions at all hit a quick thirty second Geico here do own dear randomly prelude do one or the other, and you ve got an automobile right, so bundle. Those and save lots with your Geico Policy Guy makes ease upon all your homeowners, renters insurance, along with your Otto policy, so gotta guy could Get a quote, see just how much you be saving when you bundle a guy Kodak come out right. Let's do a little Adam, curls unprepared, Dick, I shall add a word see if we can do bid on that word truck where we got truck. Stop is that one word trucks

bathroom. Now I got three words. Guy trucks stops first things. First, I don't drive a truck. I dont have a license. I don't have an eighty wheeler, feeling is nothing good. Has ever happened at a truck. Stop no one ever return from a truck, stop and said greatness. You wouldn't believe my fortune, What happened at this truck? Stop it. So, the disaster, I think it's Lois form of prostitution. The truck stop sure I'm pretty sure the highest I've. Let's figure out our prostitute pecking order ride. flying into Dubai for the F one race. That's that's the top! That's a top It's a crown, jewels and prostitution right when you have

fly and somewhere for the Superbowl or the F one raised so number one like I don't wish my daughter well actually I'd like to have a job I dont actively hope that she's a prostitute by, If she ends up choosing their career path, I wouldn't Gotta be one of the prostitutes, its flowing into Monaco for them one right, because I feel like that is the top of the wrong of the. your made of the prostitute, ok, then, after that, goes flown in for the super ball after that does your kind of regional work. You know Marty grow, but you work in Louisiana area. Already after that you get down to pay a call girl. Then you

to ST water. Then you get to run away three Walker. Then you get into day runaway street Walker and eventually you get to truck, stop a prostitute right. That allow us. So if my daughter or any other female family member announced this to me that they ve decided me a prostitute. I think please don't be a truck, stop prostitute because that is the lowest, but if you ever Do, go into a truck. Stop you, be you'll, be a man Is that all the things can run off of a cigarette. Lighter Have you seen these things like Euro? Why I've never needed to make waffles on the road by God ever choose to there's something. Its power by cigarette lighter that could make we waffles or like. I didn't, need a charge for and sandwich maker? I didn't? I didn't

bingo hopper. I didn't need a skill it. I didn't get any this step, but evidently thing they have their can run. Anything you have in your home. Can be paid, by a cigarette lighter in a truck, but I feel like the average trucker is morbidly o b, right, which is part of the reason you don't want. Your daughter to ever be because she's gonna have some guy euphemistically nickname tiny. We because these morbidly obese on time prefer, and likewise father used to say fat guy can't come so I was nine and I didn't have a contacts for that.

How about a new broom sweeps clean he's like now go back scared come again more work for the truck, stop prostitutes, all they haven't those truck staff spot, except in and beyond, it's a shit that runs off of a cigarette lighter and then snacks that make you fat and thing approve your in America and thing is, as we know, need things you don't need a t shirt so that got guts and guns. this country free or Sierra Club take a hike to hell bumper stickers. We know you're patriot, American, because your morbidly obese DR and in eighteen, Wheeler that is the American. Is it gets? Thank your God bless. Thank you, gutless Douglas,

Let's do it alone, wait, a minute, the rams I heard the rams they. They must have lost God dammit, I knew my rams laws away or they're, not my Rand's when they lose their uranium. Not my rams LOS Angeles Rams loss. It is found that out upon stage in real time, find here's the deal stuff, Mass. In what the uniforms everybody gets. One good guy damn uniform and keep it. They ve gone from the gold or the pewter that whatever the fuck with the blue and then the royal blue than a light blue. Now, this weird kind of baby poop. Why? Now Yellow. I don't even recognize these things anymore, who are the great the greatest teams, the greatest sportswriter, sizes and organizations throughout the year. Keys, there's Michigan the

Paul team there. So how state does have one fucking uniform? Then change is stupid, uniform up every ten minutes. I dont know what they're doing. Obviously, I was just trying to sell, merge online, but stick with one thing: here's the thing. Coca COLA was around four hundred years and then Coca COLA. Try invent something called new Coke and then then nation turned on it, and then they went back to old coke. So should we learn a lesson from Coca COLA? You have a brand, you have a like this. You have a logo fuckin, stick with it. You can't change it every twenty minutes when I born the ram forecasts, the rams and then the rams from the time. I was zero to the time. I was twenty eight when the souffle was ready all that a call back people My son is spent on this earth for fourteen years have seen a hundred and twenty eight iterations the Rams uniform, there's no fucking idea whose home team is any more because they

ever stop changing it? I blame Nike in Oregon stay right because those are the assholes decided. Now I got it. We got to treat this is it's like what women do with Paul gowns I can't wear this one again, why not cause I wore before. Do you think give a shit. If you wear the same handful taffeta every seven years, taffeta I know tat, it is it's a nineteen eighty saying make your reverence zone old, dress or of the eighties? a flurry hand foolish afar. Grandma, I your farm I don't know I don't keep up on women's apparel, I'm simply saying

is biased suit and there, where the fuckin suit into the ground like eyes. You know how you know guys we're suits for long periods of time ever time you can back in the one you're suits you find some stuff parking or like this is from Man s funeral in nineteen. Sixty nine! Seventy, what happened, This is a tab from this take place that burn down twenty seven years ago, like you It's fine either money or something that actually stamps the date of the last time. We war the soup. But the point is you women? Do that you don't do it wedding, dress, is either o o biggest lie in a marriage

longer than and sickness or health or to death do with part in a much much much more grievous line, and that is the dress. see the guy either wears a suit he has or he rents a tuxedo. The woman page, twenty seven hundred dollars for a dress, she's, gonna work, one time by there's this claim. I'm going to wear the one time and then our daughter, It's gonna where it when she comes down the aisle. Thirty years from now, you're like Sand, the daughter, where the mom super expansive dress. Thirty years from now right, yeah, ok, why aren't you fuckin wearing your mom stress that that's my fuckin question this tradition start eleven minutes ago. I don't think so. The same

bullshit it's been handed down generations. twenty seven and by the way, you think my fuckin daughter it's where your dress are covered. My job is twenty seven years now now discussing. He's got a promising careers attracts that prostitute chosen me I've been born, yeah we're having over gonna have a daughter. So I'm gonna cry foul on this one. If a patient no money for the dress there. the one time and then you have to pay for it to be stored for them thousand years, so and I don't even know how that works, but I think I pay like eighteen dollars a month to have this thing stored in Heaven Does it cost you girls now? Do you fish Mary over here. What do you think first off shall answer

to whatever the fuck. I call you don't correctly Nancy to fish Doesn't matter. I fucking snap. My frank pursuit that's our relationship, his eyes wide shot, we got that go in. I that's right. She'll do my bidding! Does it? Do you guys, store shit? The store dresses said me that gets you. What. The other can see our address. Our bet you wore when you what're you fifteen. When you put it Fifteen years of storage right let me say this about the mexican culture. This thing we're, like you, become a woman at fifteen and that's the problem with the teenage pregnancies over there. The concierge

Also, I have to tell my Guatemalan nanny step call it my daughter Mamma. It seems like we. That's why we call everyone mommy. I call her Mamma Mamma when you're pregnant. That's why you got about eleven year old, scrap it out, kids in Guatemala, com, What Mamma would you add single in front of it really drive the point home hi, single mama, this throws years working single in your insists on color Mamma. We re pregnant by this, seventh grade? Cholera College Grey Matter, even truck stop prostitute would be a, let's do why do you know what the last one was? What was the last one? What was it

the rams. How do we get onto wedding dress? I rams uniforms fuck that let's do one more Tarzan are the same: Fernando Valley, terrible. I understand I'm a valley guy. Nowhere Tarzan is somewhere. doing what When our I listened body. poverty, pan at my house. That's what I want you to talk about, will get that specific word that word a panacea that everyone knows where Tarzan is, but it's between Haven, Hurseton, Woodley or something on. been terrible over. You know tat Sand is named after Tarzan, yeah, although never thought about that. While that makes it's right, Tarzan, Tarzan, but let's get back to

Landon Culture over here you put there at the end of it and it makes it feminine ride. Tarzan Mean Tarzan a bitch Tarzan. Oh, that means he's gotta make swinging deck but Tarzan you ve, now famine, eyes, Tarzan right, so you take Tarzan whose it was but he's manly he's here Tarzan, oh yeah he's got a daughter with learning disability, let's neighbours, city after it, Tarzan is the most mail all the tv characters, he wears a loincloth, he communicate with animals like he's got call he pounds a Chaz here. wings on a fine. He fight tigers. He has a sidekick, is a monkey. He kicks ass. He fucked in every high chick who gets lost in the jungle? I don't know

you're. Doing hijack stay out of the jungle, you're gonna get fucked. Tarzan, Deism Blue, he does the most manly move. Is our more manly move? They use winning on a vine and grabbing a check with your free arm and then sliding up to a tree branches landing on it? That is the most masculine move. Ever you got, six pack actually got packs. You got doubts. You got shoulders, you got quads and we take your city and we end up with an eye, so it sound famine in and now you ve taken Tarzan and by the way, could have just named Tarzan, why can't you know we in sea no in sea, now is next Tarzan and see no answer that fuckin. Oh, it makes it ask your lan, but yet we had to put the aim at the end of Tarzan and turn into a feminine. So that's all

I got no more. I can pick up. Don't gaming started on Olga Park. All right so and I think. Tarzan originally was Johnny Weiss, Mueller set Sound, familiar shiny Weiss me, was the guy. He was an olympic swimmer whose olympic swimmer, certainly Oh, you look good you're underpants. Why don't you put a loincloth on swing from this vines Johnny Weiss. Realer was the original. Tarzan and I dont know if he'd call they Tarzan or if he's guy, who name Tarzan, Tarzan and then So I liked back. Then we didn't have rules back then, so you can just name. Shit were when Reverie

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