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Part 1: Fart Jars Girl Stephanie Matto (ACS Dec 20)

2021-12-20 | 🔗
Adam talks about driving out to Corona for his daughter’s volleyball tournament and adds to his problem with coffee creamer choices. Dawson reads an article about a university lecturer getting fired after mixing up the names of two African American students. Next, Stephanie Matto calls in to talk about going viral for selling her own farts in a jar. They also chat about various fetishes and her future plans for this unusual yet lucrative business. Thanks for supporting today’s sponsors: Keeps.com/ADAM SimpliSafe.com/ADAM Con-Cret.com/PODCAST Geico.com
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tell Yo R doesn't make any difference that we might now be on our schedule right. There's wait, wait! Wait you much of that. So what? When I get a lot of is. this this. Shhh after the other day, which was So I busy issue yet I have early mornings. Every morning blob up now we have go to corona for thee, volleyball tournaments doubly. Never I have to go to get you gotTa Corona, it's it's funny in Italian is called out. I shudder like midweek us a worse this volleyball tournament. This this sad ain't she just cause. I don't know somewhere far like going around because that's that's how were always somewhere far away where events to Macular last go? Where were you are slap? The thing I would say is what, if we lived intermolecular, then why
Well, then you gotta, get out of town was real exchange programme or somebody could it can never turn around. This rig now evaders, rehearsing literally had a guy, a family from Bakersfield in front of me in line which made me not feel not feel, is bad, but Kronos Ketchup tractor country, the chronicle vena between monstrous far always far, and then they do this one they go. Why sago? What time which have to be there to seven? and then later on in the evening was like aid and the like. Oh that's a big our for me and then later at pumped back the seventy, but here's the thing about winning be there at seven, there's nothing that darts at seven fifteen or seven, twenty or even seven thirty. It starts at eight. They just go doors. Open at seven they warm up for ten minutes, and then they play the cave, that the seven so an attack
it's very like we gotta be thereby sham, because seventy times you get their six fifty five the just lock ray. I like that, The market will know what others much people in the parking lot the doors along the omens, so they just go Over seven opens its advocate their seven, what they really should say it all. The people that are coming from parts are known her get up at five dean and mourning we're playing it ain't, so what am I gonna see whenever they Massey we're, go we're we're gonna, do the Bob around at fifteen aid or whenever it be ready, but anyway, oh, you drive their tyres. leaping of a car, although out their riches knows so you drive out there- and I was thinking of kind of this? Why the they do they never know when it ends. It just goes, but just it goes. We're gonna win or not. or sometimes just pages.
Ever know when that when the hard out, but you get there, it's basically door to door about five two four o clock starts. eleven hour eleven out. I am uninterested in life, it is it is, though it is whole Saturday, and not only is it the whole Saturday by because started at five fifteen in the morning. You come You're just gasped out you, I've landmines is it's like everyone in battle, I'm taking a nap like there is no dinners ago should without being somewhere after this by. I just kept having this thought, which is in Then it's the new world order that can see is you down and you watch your girls play volleyball between seven and a half a nine hours, which is the unseen.
Ball, because we all grow up in a world that was one seven evening little game- probably probably last an hour in fifteen minutes back in the day. Maybe if I arose play pop Warner games, we play first up versing, sorry, you're home field. Is closest high school to wear your team sort of, as obviously ours was north, how they would high, because I was on the east urgent, we're right there later on? I switched to the Sun Valley Falcons and we played it Polly High, which is too high school in Sun Vow per year. High school is the one that's most people probably walk it from their from their house, but so it's that and then the game I think we played for ten. In quarters or something like that. But the day the games lasted about an hour and a half or whenever but a visit. If the game
the New Europe, your home by two that that's basically out now. the new world order is the parents, hey my eight hours they just stand in this chamber. Get up. They walk around in my plague. Darfuri might not right, but are you first games at eight, a M second I'm goin off having the last ones the tools that three clocks, whatever now gotta, hope this kinsmen spore its join of all like to watch them play there? all that kind of, but it's more like denying our conceit and then the door to door thing being bore the eleven twelve our range less than non competitive games like like yourself, seven I am noon and for What do you do you? U pilot in the car and taken? We all know they they go. They go straight through they play straight through the other, what they
straight through with that, with a one hour like lunch right in the middle and then the other break, is they RAF or or fly? Are they become the flag people's someone else's gainer, like one game which is more cause? I meant for you because now that you're just standing there and there like roughing again, but also I don't does one need to play six and a half hours of Ali Ball. The euro may look what can't we get done. It goddamn, Superbowl three hours and Twentyman Superbowl Superbowl. Do we need to triple the soup? Can't we just Will the Superbowl like the superbowl everyone? I don't Kentucky garbage minutes, and twenty one are whatever it met me I thought you would end up by others, five guys marathons two hours and twenty mythic pick this port. It doesn't laugh at so it is all its. Although and I just I just sat there and I'm thinkin-
tell your good the teams girl. They want every game except for one but, like I said they play like seven games. I just this fantasy. I kept go. I kept thinking to myself. I wanna get the organizers and coaches and all people, because for them there they're getting pay Yet there was no job. This thing on and in its outset, twenty bucks for parking and ten bucks admission pitcher my dad paying traditional one Harley Street was unfolding. Jerry said of my dad. Ten box would be like. I can see, free at home, and I choose that ok. Is really ask had this weird frenzy of the citizen, the bleachers and I, like others like I kept thinking, I went to get all the organizers and the people have put in on together and go hey Would you like to see me do stand comedy they go. Oh yeah I'd go about nine fucking.
How about I just fuckin stood there for nine hours and then I got a goddamn professional. I'm a fucking prevents romantic teenager. I live with a ship out nine hours. Can we agree that a bit too much? I would you like J want overnight. Our audiovisual recommended pick your favorite great. Oh, like Dr Weir. Like to watch him for nine hours is the best. There is ok well now getting somewhere cheeses. rice toy for our wars on genocide and that's the thing if you're gonna play one day for nine hours, that's your season! You better get ready for the big dad you I had to see us have a season right there. It just goes this to make it was Saturday and Sunday and I can call times against. If you want to get too to Mexico Corona, you wanna be their dead nuts on seven a m out dear up at five hour. What how long is a volleyball game? We volleyball game, they it
started a pan out. Just war is all three matches the play like you know, and I will first a twenty five. does it really the right you re out there they all just turn and anyone. I know right away to make it better for you, but I can't do it fine, but I will also say that so then they got the coffee key. Skin. There can. I can I say people with the advent of stock. Box and all the high and coffee joints catches the white styrofoam com. I add water that they that's from nineteen. Seventy hours be you're. Gonna have up your gas people pay for get a cup of Coffee Aids? The watery crappy, I'm in a sign cop, go look the Kremer. The only off
now listen to me. People hugger this go use the most high and italian cowgirl Kremer eight years. What happens? warn everyone all time. I warn everyone with the ice tee and They never listen that now the default settings for I see is passion for that's. Now that is ice in the eye was waving a fly. In champ up and down twenty two years ago, when people are trying to work in the only coffee only Kremer they had was MAX matter you what you doing there, but for vanilla, that's that all those everybody gets. There there. There was no other offering they didn't you the other stuff, you go tied on it, it's just the French. Well, it's! That is that it the Kremer like that. What was Craig and was I t
is now passion for I've waited Kremer is now french vanilla and it's free no, that need not be refrigerator and no Enzo scarier yeah. It does not and I'll see you gotta think, let's, let's, let's think places, never do this. Who is your clientele? These are first off. These are people, who have the means to drive around ninety minutes on a Saturday. Are there there's like skinny ass, fit white couples in their like upper scale. You got enough if enough money to Cartier fucking dog around all creation on saturdays and she's? In this this is club right. This ain't, the high school. You know to me like that large income of these people. Are you go outside it's a bunch of super high and Suvs Bmw's and teslas and stuff like that? Nobody,
this shit show for coffee? Nobody, these guys aren't help by why you got a fifteen year old daughter whose big you have like private coaches and trainers. You ve never seen that the the body mass that is, you ve ever seen a healthier group of skinny ass white people who are India, yoga and sole cycle around like they don't want this Kramer Shit, yes, principle while the yes of course, although you know the fit people use driving, the discerning folk are from parts, are no next no offence that people find people grown a book of this vehicle, anything nobody's ruhmkorff. Another people that up now, oh yeah, sorry there. We are either locals there, but that this is. This is my thing They put the fourteen year old chip behind the counter, and then you go. Do you have any real Kramer? They go. We, that said I it always it drives me, that's it it's like when someone's.
when a party much adults and they order they go. Let's go to dominoes and get the thick grass pepperoni thing nets that who these people as you know, you're audio are no you're. Could they had a whole cooler than a war Important, gatorade and everything just as there are some cream and somewhat swing by the several and pick up some cream and throw it in and if they want to make their lives even easier and up charge. Rich white guy just grab those boxes from star boxing with the bladder of coming. They don't even have to do all of this. Yes, so that, I have one day for your valuable now it is good that they play. and their loud and they're they're into any other. It's funny I will say this: you can You know. I always say I will go someday always found really interesting and then just applied to all of life when in always tell the story about seeing the exquisite and how they figure out the
ugh sniffing dogs and how come there all the different breeds is breed better there, like we gotta power, we look the enthusiastic dog, that's who we turn into our drug sniffing dog or gunpowder and you'll, see it out. There they'll be the girl who's, the spark plug she's, young and all the other checks there always slap and each other. How K ok and the in the air and their gallon yell and pushing yellow shovin there be the one pinball girl, whose bounce around ago she could make a great fuckin, employee and she's gonna, give her daughter eating disorder one day, bonnet fine and you want to hire that check. You want that. No one what you got the motor Ellen at fifteen you, ITALY, is on its on display, let his account and live in those areas. Lines like she will be ready and nobody, coaches, that nobody tells liberating alone now, they're, all pretty pumped up there, all pretty good, which is fine
This is how could you find the enthusiastic puppy in that grove? Even there always getting huddles book arms around adjourn slap on the floor and pop up again and they're all into an toes into it in its it's crazy, but there you'll still see the one that's move in and in talk and everybody in running everywhere and it's like? Oh yeah, we got a little crackerjack yeah a possible Olympian who at Skype Issues Little short anyway, so we got that we got the girl we're talking about whose farting into the bottles yeah she's she's, calling in sensitive Zionism samples to thrive before the interview of the, our eye, so I have other thoughts on that. But what is in that? What is in that cream modest ingredients that that French, vanilla. water and then allow Gina have boy water came. Sugar palm oil contains more venues already pissing himself
two percent or less of sodium case in ages. Water, sugar and palm oil is basically what it is depot task. The M phosphate care gene in mind and die glister rides. Why are we not a visual or not fat enough? I think we're Harvey is what you drink. When you're trying not to get fat yeah. Why do we have to get fat? kinda thing: that's we're trying not to get fat, wet We figure out a way to shove, palm oil literally figure out a way to put palm oil in every yet water, sugar and salt and oil, his name Darwin did before and then there's natural and artificial flavors, because we don't have to name those sodium steer, royal lack de late and salt. And by the way, if I'm not mistaken as another word for sugar, if I'm, if I may, Veni, had on a real yeah, I just never. I
never know why people don't get which way the wind is blowing like. No one ever goes that no one wants this crap or if they do put too of a mouse- and this is a different group. My in here right? I have my accusation caused by my black simile, Dawson, the article Autumn University lecturer fired after mixing up names of two black students according to the observer Christopher trillion, a lecturer at Fordham Universities, English Department, was terminated because of you, responds to an incident on September, twenty fourth wearing The names of two students who walked in the class late, the stew, allegedly felt disrespected after the incident is a big. This felt this respected thing which have been back yet happen about for twenty five years for twenty eight year old,
sixteen year olds, ninety this is not progress, people that, having a bunch of I felt this respected by what someone's mistake or do we know see it's the eye? l and then the part where you can't tell them they work disrespect here, because they felt that respect. No, it is a fact tat. You feel I've been trying to fuck and more just out for a long time, but we're not doing it we're doing a guy without up as they felt they fell. Do you think the guy who lost his job felt disrespected? I was just going to say: you know our teacher feels disrespected and people walk in late. I'm glad that fuck got shit, can because later on that our colleagues like I've always tried to create an atmosphere of inclusive Eddie, it's a flock here. Then you got fuck and eat my your own, you she had had for the to believe the mistake was made because the two are both black programming. the students in the cosmos online away ass. If it read it is because the above black they look similar like it would be if we were asian or hispanic Orpheus, only two white kids in there.
Ginger or something there's two things: handprints war, your black, but it's because slavery, your it's because you have physical characteristics that look to this guy. interchangeable or swap of all resentment first thing: first, you can scrub someone's name, so you can us do that, regardless of who they are, but what you'd do often times is, if you had a couple of filipino kids in the head, the whole process is you look it so when they knew try to recognise them right from whatever features too short black or white heavy. Then that's Joe coins That's crazy, like some other right could be, could be too heavy a shack guys their right and then, when you don't know people very well, you have a small window to try to figure it out, but anyway the answer we made his eyes. It is because their black have willingly mail, the class to address the mix up apologizing for what he did.
Funded student assumed. My mistake was because I confused that students with another black student he suddenly email. I have done my best at eight and reassure the offended student that I made a simple human error is the biggest mistake ever you dont have to prove anything. She needs to stopping fucking late instead of fat assed down. This is the problem. He did his basket. Sorry, they articles have to students who were involved in the mix up. One of them claims that Trojan repeatedly use the wrong name throughout four classes. I felt really disarray. Back did they said they said this is the other thing to everyone without any call back or explanation. So when we're given everyone, the they's and the all that titles and all different one more thing for everyone to fuck, and then you can feel dish respected because he said she
or ham instead of vey or z or whatever the fuck you're identifying at Eurostat just one, big obstacle course to trip people. love, to then claim your disrespected. That's why we should have fuckin, never never on down this road, but here we are and what better target did not talk of eleven are subject to get confused that a professor. These are now young people by the for the most part, the risk, a stepping into the Now, where pronouns and its and like, I think you said, a few minutes ago that this isn't like home room if you're in college. You see these kids once a week that a lot of phases to memorize but I felt really disrespected. They said she felt that I did not feel hurry, because every time he missed named me, I would tell him- and it just seemed like you would brush off or that he did not care, the Mediterranean Centre students, also about quote everything he has done for minorities good- do see on the sofa and stay
that the english class is quote centred specifically and explicitly around issues of justice, equality and inclusion. Has that justice gone pop Trojan added that his entire life has been focused on the issues of justice, equality and inclusion kick- and I say this about whether a professor politician You work my around when you got another against the Black Sea through the Sakharov dedicated my entire life. It anyway. No one believed you know what I was nine years old I march and sell now about you are that into at ten minutes ago, no Timmy Static, dedicated your entire life or go to heaven and earth to fund, record. I bet you put more time. India baseball road. Only then did defending black people are you're too quality? But anyway, here we go either, but dean of the faculty arts and sciences and associate vice president arts and Sciences told Trojan on September twenty sixth, that he was
spending from his job with pay and benefits that he was under investigation by Fordham University professors, but ask and notified Trojan that terminated on October, twenty nine, however, Trojan suddenly mail to students following the that he wasn't informed of why it is being investigated until his termination quote. I was never in full Of the charges against me hard, nor of the name of the investigation, of which I was the subject. I was kept completely in the dark trove until the new. paper that in the letter of termination but doubts Gus cited, the basis of his firing was the email center students and September twenty fourth, the others. and automatic sound people never renounce round. Chantelle stems said the trouble response to the incident was it necessary, it seemed a little excessive. By going to do was say sorry. It would all have been fine
we were not actually upset about. It is about Switzerland, which is it just say, you're sorry, you won't be wished into the cornfield. There was more the random things he would throw end the response for them. Diversity spokesperson declined to comment in others. Another there's another interesting thing, which is. Are we say airline always goes. I think they think I'm kidding, I'm not when they go you know damn well, the toughest profession in the highest stress profession is police officer. Cops, they kill themselves in a certain area, has ever gone on all the time. But if it's a suicide machine that strategy our hair, but it's a lot easier to kill yourself when things Literally on you all the time, and now the job is stressful and all that stuff. But I still think if you took male man,
Have you said you gotta, you gotta, be strap and all that there be higher? Incidentally, suicide with male they used to go postal, they want postal, they don't go postal anymore and, if ever by, if you start a bunch, so you know things going on in colleges as it used to be. You know, students and prefer. Certain now, there's all this faculty. These had manner in the the officer of inclusion and stuff like that these people you have a whole army of people have to investigate this stuff, a place to go and say someone's kitten. Three honey Seventy five thousand dollars a year at a bill, make sure there's a dove, diverse population and that there's no students involving razor a person can't be like the Maytag repair. Man like they gotta go to work.
I gotta go, do shambling here why we got this professor? Did nothing guy or the investigation with artificial got our and your poets, let's be doing set on the other that even do anything our eye, but we're not doing anything either we're here. I'm gonna call attention that pay. We gotta we gotta go to work. We have to go find something, and you know you about we ve talked about this with sexual assault and how that that That phrase has cast a much wider net than it used to well. When I hear up, we need we eat a dozen. was a paragraph saying these. Negations in these charges against a professor, I'm thinking, oh shit, we know it is every talking rape are we talking to the steady strike us due to grow their names, but it's the other part that we need to get back. Do or figure out or get our heads around all the race discussion, which is he dead
but at least screwed you guys up because your black, but that's why he did it, but does that because your black and he doesn't like black wheels. Could you look similar to the other girl by the way? If it was a black mail in a black female, I don't think he would a fuck but even though its two blacks once a mail, so easy, looking things that are consistent, Both of you has lived in no way. I'm gonna throw this out there with no. It approved this whatsoever, but it struck me as hunch. Wasn't though, the steward, talking of a longer rose by day and was The main offend IE is a powerful. Their transition, without a confused and even more like, if they registered as ten but D Artagnan Clauses Tina, rising ample We therefore obeying the did not, and that an article on the article by once guess once
We start down the road of the pronouns. We ve you're, already itself selecting group of news bag, a holes than are looking to trip people up around you, so that, then you can correct them later on our right We have a lot more. Airbus clap working Bessie was in here on a Friday s talk NOME, and he was so. about wine steam which mount interesting, whose nl light by the way I was visiting hours are, as essays. Bees become by coastal he's here, still flying private, but There are different but tat, there's privately and market an interesting thing about bail versus custody I want I want to get to that. Second, I had never thought about. you know where this has gone well, it was it was
interesting and that he has a lot of clients. Some are out in summer and and he said when they're in custody no bail, the process is much more difficult and, and it makes his job hard earned interesting and in a game of you know, I was talking to us room like F one racists. thousands of a second enough trot truck courts, just ten seer, intense they're, just trying to sway I'm just a little bit like objects, well he's in custody, as opposed to he's a free man. All I have probably in here, well that our appeal myself, but I, what are you saying? One is reviewing Bel AIR Europe go under the you're going to jail for already in jail. It's not that hard to keep zone you're goin home right, but our not going home anyway, a player?
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Face Cushing is what it sounds like an execution. First, ethically, and doing it for this one guy or a couple years now, every few months he had me happy black Hake and I get a new Bush bathed video and the comfortable. Now I got my hearing I got enjoy like five hundred dollars to do it. Now it is what it is and make him happy people, always this honey. If you don't like doing it, doesn't feel good or doesn't feel right what the fuck, you think roofers of their job. Fourteen bucks an hour that everyone has a job and I don't like the and there's a price they convey. Yeah you do a lot of corporate, because my eyes, not at that moment Now, if I was invited to a corporate gig, I'm not sure how I would be able to trace back and what that would entail. Like you, I have to go into an auditorium and dislike third
in it or it for everybody anything so that expect yeah. I don't know. I think that the only thing that I'm really considering doing right now at the boy like public bathed design, releasing a batch of jar far end at ease, You all my life is honoured. Cereals, all the time, but my own kids, why is there is such a thing? when I grow up, maybe you better hit the boxer, you're gonna be out on the streets. Piranha me up and you don't you go to college. Such a thing is telling someone you'll never make any. Now, there's never gonna do they could hear, there's no idea that your kid could prove percent, meaning in us like fourteen, I want to be an astronaut. Are I want to be a you'll, never become a memory younger. Like tattoos, good luck in a job you, ten dollars a chef without attacking right,
you'll be uninhabitable because you have a tattoo any didn't go to college, whose how can you make money? Reverie digging It is your whole life. You know Jesus Christ, I'd our lesson about the jar itself. Seventy we debated this the other day on the show I saw that you put up. Our pedal in there, and then there were, I am concerned that that might sort of bastardize the scent is that a real flower? And how do you feel about that? I put- flower in there, because I like that customers can see that there is something physical in the jar I feel like it. Legal reassure them that, like that, it's not just an empty, are now lower. Muslims are in fact completely fake their fabric old, John China yeah. He as though the fabric that, though, like the woven fabric, I feel like the tenth really clings. Aren't you a better? So it's not like that. Malcolm really gave out of the jar
they attach about that fake fabric, sour paddle, egg, I think this is this- is all stuff. We are worried about Mars. You know I just started thinking. If I spent. I know we have a Christmas, discount going on, but if I spent a hundred bucks for one year farts have sort of the same conundrum I have someone gives you like. A five hundred dollar bottle of wine like should I but why you're right? Why should I on it's gone? What maybe, when I have guests over, if I haven't event, will open the ardent years Gala Day day? On the other hand, I kind of like you just upon the rag thereupon, the bar like to look at and want to throw the recital r, but I do want to indulge emotional customers, they take. A quick hit, often put them back on real quick or they have a party like anger, jar openings, hardy orders,
like you, look at it. I think that a lot of the man you are part the thing at want like that girlfriend experience now they can see me on line bacon, hear me online, but they can't Maumee. Now, where what is like them, both close, you can feel with a girlfriend. It's when you're like hot bach than each other in bed like you know night or funding after going out for MAX again, like I think that a lot of them are in their imagination when they open those jars and maybe they're, like you know, in their more intimate ol man, maybe there I mean to say loudly jerking off shore and and they might you know in that moment before or then open the door Oh, I do I got the solution. Were your laundry is real join this now to join our wives or enjoy with company etc. It's none of this. This is a real quarter. I've had with wine, I presume far in the future.
There is an actual inversions real thing have one is called a caravan. and is a needle is literally the needle that you put on top your eye and can extract it and replace it with the air is got comprise air, so it doesn't with the freshness the why you got yourself a taste, a buck glasses Vienna, bottle why you're hold not yours, presumably ajar, farts bundle, guy, that's actually really and we like- and it was something that I could. My proud, I feel like customers would appreciate that. Let you know, How about like car, then shipment and packaging the mouth. now thou luck. It's my job ass, the tough questions, because one corner am I right, you ve never been more correct in your life. This is awesome. you what's a protocol core of in is it nay, nay.
I did, I'm sure those invitation related ones either. Industry stand right, so you have a very expensive bottom line. You wanna glass, but you don't wanna drink the whole bottle which save some for your wife is hound or something you do that with the farce. If I ordered a fart jar from you, Would I be able to smell you if it showed up to my house a week later Absolutely I make it my priority to make sure that, like this quality control- and I have not had any complaints from any of my customers, get the only person. I complained, though bar if somebody received there meant a keen grow can replace their item with it three days. I made sure that I use the fastest most like priority. Shipping saw nobody comprise behind her proud. I heard you fired issue if we do
before a complaint letter. Please word to me because I would love to see the complete letter like. Oh dear sir, I opened this jar and it didn't smell at all. Like ass, a private, my family, and I were demonstrate Melina that more out of my own children or through the guard improve certification. How do we you that yeah the only way to prove it, isn't the video now a lot of them. Why a video that is, alongside their jarred far and its two basic you mean making their there far jar ops, not caught Baxter. I cannot let you know what I'm realizing right now, Stephanie and Andrew Yang have a lot in common. The performer president, a hopeful you win you know, there's not a lot of double talk. There weren't, you know we're getting solid answers. You asked seventy how it's done and she will tell you- and I respect that we are now the bed. We saw that your experimenting with your diet.
listen? I I know I know this from twenty five years ago, when I was taking a custom van Jimmy Camel and big tat is brother T chance, Thrasher to Vegas and Jimmy told me he was gonna. Destroy these guys and Van and I said, What do you eat me said Dan? I rock lambs lady at Ajar again will make all the air they are food for thought We should, I think, more of all the answers I think he had raw clams and and unlike pinto beans or something and then like a coke or something with his thing now cores Lightning? What have we got? The van we're barely out to look alike on our way to Vegas and We didn't know that t chance Thrasher was eight forwarding machine, who was was basically like
I'm a fighter who doesn't want you trouble, but somebody only just break area, just fuckin bumped them at a bar and smelt appear on immigration can on the government of Iraq itself, and so Jimmy worked out his first. is where like going up, the freeway on ramp out to look alike and chances looked over shouldering said, owes it on ok and then completely destroyed means the figure for our lives provided effort for my second adequately wore a boy. Your eyes is try to break my heart now. Why? Then, though, I'm not gonna be eating clams or anything like that? Have a nice a robot. How do you do that? What's Experimental was the cocktail I I have. I have experimental and I now know fibre one bars are the enemy you do not want to be eating at any cost,
amount of fibre, one bars you might like end up in the emergency remedy, real doors, rosy powder, but no a protein powder lot of Greek younger. I take a lot probiotics ideas of fibre supplement, ok, In any event, will you we take a bit of all these things? A verification media, absolutely and some people are requesting a certain diet for me that they want me to follow. But you know, in order for me to follow up the civic diet for higher day and also affect the other batches apart. I, u have to charge extra for that, because it's like this course and basically telling you like hey. This is what I want. My part now I like, but these are also at the Barcelona summit.
For everybody out the colliding them? When I was a cabinet maker, I tell everyone if you can find it IKEA, get it because if I have to build them for you, just gonna cost more than the truth. I'm here you're saying the same thing. Your farting clientele are far too high. what whether that day, you don't I'm gonna, pro but little bad, but you don't sound like you have delicate sensibility. So when you do that, video is down, underpants dead Bear asked, I feel like a farm, is gonna get in the way, my corrupt thing what are we wearing wow on their than one person who specifically wanted me to wear away tat ass? I I expressed to this clients that that might affect the ability of the heart actually enter the job,
in care they wanted meet where late absolutely area bore into that and threw them later like when you get the blister on the sidewalk, your tire bulging that either but our eye, it would later this year only where are you are usually. Are you now or I will deal with like a thong on and I'll dislike shift my thoughts to the side, but you know one thing spur, sir. Racing already. I try to look my best. I try to acute because people are there their fans above, appearance they are what what what I like the coffin- and I am there their dream girl what my part, and for some I don't know your relationship with your dad, but does he have fun?
is encouraging. As your biggest fan when the levels honoured as Algeria thrive on my laptop saw his axe we passed when parents are always going back many years ago by night I knew one thing about me and now tat. I was a very resourceful per aside at all pretty much do and thing. I can't you know like seed and get the level I want. In life, and so I think, although you think it's weird, he would be very proud of me I mean I live a very nice way by have a beautiful hall. I have now brought my horror and I think I built a pretty nice life for myself off of my personality and my father,
then my appearance, two hundred pages wrong. I gotta say that when we do these during the next presidential campaign when they have they been convention for the Republicans of them. They always do this thing where they trot people. He was an orphan in Ethiopia, came to America and it didn't speak though it only. I would you out as the only in America? My kind of thing I remain where America, places, you could go you're from Ethiopia and crack bout alive by this. This is really a marriage regard as authentic whenever one how's, your how's, your mom rail and I've, got to find. I have to find a relative. That's alive. Is your mom alive, so my mother actually claim that a country from Czech Republic, when it with, their communist thrall no moment, my mother is a check out. My grand I upload grew up for a period of time in Czech Republic and legality, the american dream, and I feel like it.
Country where you can, you can go and do anything say anything be anything you want to be. My mom is really happy because she now lives a certain kind of lifestyle because of NI unable to make her Oh, you know she's cheap within pretty. I got her. I got her a brand new Porsche Kind, ass you driving around and you you know you have all my. What are you gonna talk reminded like enough, which is wrong. I don't care what you do you buy me a Porsche. So how do you see that a certain point, no matter how successful you are you're, just one woman with one asshole and undermine just like a plumber like no matter how could write that guy is at some point. We need to get a second ran out of Silicon crew. That's how you make better. You make real money radical
now, just because you can monitor is always so much grief. Yogurt in time in the day you now have you thought about sort of get a crew of other beautiful women who can you know in Abu might have a nice footprint on the internet in own sake, how about a successful passing his hand, What's that, sir, I had several other the new platform that I developed this past summer. It's called unfiltered and it is an eighteen teen enough community of beautiful women and a lot of them after seeing my parts are excessive, also started to sell their bodily functions. so a lot of girls on their site when their jars bear their pubic hairs in a bag and and things such as less fell. Thank God like I got, really have like a theme, a crew of people who are doing what
delaying the FARC Jar Annex II, which are virtually a man with a smile. Out there so many different ways, and so many different direction. You can take this business, then I'd Stephanie. I have to ask our own Gina Grand here out of agriculture, newly married, your new husband, yeah few found I'm gonna, give you an a or be. all around with somebody not not intercourse but died. Found out that there had been a low MAC and going on with somebody Nother gal. They could see the text on the phone boy, Versus going to the mailbox printing, a random package, I'm guessing you don't have giant joy, fart, rascal,
Frances this all has recently, Hi, I'm frank that IRAN is. This has to be disagreeable shape. Now you think it's a Christmas may have for you. They are sent from home, but you open it up. You find the FARC, John, yes, be more off, putting which you, which one which once got at which ones get you to the fast well. which one I'd prefer. Ok, Not only do Why is it is be with a bullet? I would much prefer, but I, something he was interested in and I wasn't able to provide it. I make it is Christmas Gift when we know how many guys bond, which I think is an android, aren't you work at sea like him having an emotional connection with some friend that I went to dinner with or getting a fortnight mail me, yeah
Let me go You understand you speak rules, eleven yeah, really yeah, because if we don't marginal, a lot about emotional happened. If here and if he asked me to do it and I just couldn't comply air was unwilling. I would I would want that need met in another way. So I buy it for a while. Pardon me stand by you wanna, just short of break it from they acted yeah far in a jar, and I also ask the idea: that's that's nothing, but you have the kind of richer What is motivated him what's lurking in his mind, you now he's gotta, be snip and then they and crying and beating off in twenty minutes, that's less from I'm just saying that may speak to some underlying is there may be other things, work is taxed banging some broad that underline two member would like that yeah. I, like your probing right,
he wants to Ngos, shut the door with our young farmers of she says. yeah There be some other underlying issues that may crop up in the fine, but I'd rather deal with those underlying issues that he has some like fetish is that he needs to deal with and me compete with our his is coworker. Well, I well like this and my lasted argument is the part where you may be good wrong can make out with some coworkers something like that of Christopher, that is centrally male behavior you any any all. We all have that paper within us now at any could happen to anyone. It's all its prey, pretty universal, which would necessarily affect
decisions and other facets of life, I would argue that they fired faddish. Would you would you would find other things along the way that that's all that's my eyes, burn long could see him over the. Why willing to rather die? Who is here? Who is your customer w e mail right? Twenty five different wording, tighter hetero yeah? I guess I don't like air last around later, I think of minors. are looking for some kind of like my knee and shawl Simon in Dominate Shan, because not only do they like the far in the jar, they like the idea that might be just like the: U disputed and spend all that money that it actually work. Financial humiliation, Its interest in might die. Yeah, that's it and I never really thought about this angle us trying to figure out like who these guys are
I am always urea talked of the dominatrix there, always like its white guys, it's captains of industry. Rich guys, because I said, like you, don't get a bunch of day labour latino guys in their there. There is such a man walking around on eight out of him all day I stack and sooner blouse, and now that you want what I don't have, so this is a form of your differently. If somebody here you're the batch you're somebody's been If you just spent a hundred bucks a smaller far thousand, the back. You know I watch him far now smell or fight. I mean you're. Definitely the bottom right of that of that group yeah literally in promoting I never thought so. That's probably the angle for a lot of these guys right, Stephanie, oh yeah, absolutely one hundred percent, and you now you be so surprised to find out how many men are actually like this, like it might be your your mail guy. It might be your next door. Neighbor like I know some high profile
When Hollywood, I don't make sure no one. I thought o Brien scalding videos according to what we have here, a mighty alone. If you know Brian, I have my whole life now and I want to get him for Christmas anyone. May I guess, you're right you're right. I definitely be surprised to find out how many guys Chris I am, have the whole crew here that anyone would this be a gift. For my I got it, you know, let's, Let me be full transparency. I am talking about French, vanilla, flavour and coffee, and I like I liked the flavour of coffee. That's it. tea or I like, and I don't want a fuckin cranberries in my own mail cookies and I dont want all the high for loot. Now I like a good brisket. I don't want your fuckin, I don't? U garner with ever
I realise that way. You know April Glade, I see the I dont want the donor with the Red White and blue Jimmy John. I just want a fuckin old fashioned buttermilk Duncan some real cava yeah. That's what I want some pussy dunk, my dick it like that That is me. I feel that is aware of the square same way with food, as I am with the architecture, something I just imposing, etc bow down the middle. Here we go nuts and bolts. Never gonna get tired of a good pull. Pork Sandridge or a hot check, now domain all this the weird side on electoral, my mask the collar, but I guess guys horse actually go that way. I put my pork. That's every eminently lottery! so role that way, and you know what I would be more inclined if, if there was like some business student, you know, say: grad student from of an Ivy league school. I would be more inclined
talk to Stephanie about best that guy who she is She has figured this out clearly we think I think one thing the one gift I have. It is a very good at marketing man. I never or more than I do think that you know when you see a demand for something you just go for like people see that this is in demand. And one thing I always do, as I said the price high, because our people Now, it's it's! It's interesting. What what do you know? and damn it I was thinking about it. I grew up I'm older than you- and I grew up in a day when the moon, getting part of this. Somebody marketed something called the pet raw. It is essentially a social experiment. Could I share can I shall two million units ray of Iraq, but I will call them
had raw right and you can find a crimson idle, utterly get had little eyeballs already they get to actually ordinary that it was just a pet rock. It was was right and that and was a genius by you, my dear in a sad, two thousand and twenty two version of the FAT Rock, this is where we're going as united. But this is also the same kind of market and, if you think about who's, the guy who marketed the pet rock, maybe you guys could get together and literally rock, in a little nest in hay, and it comes in one of those old school vat carrying like cat boxes Oh, my God, Well, maybe I learn developing a pet. Far ran you ain't, a pit surpassed returned because he's dead.
So again at all, he thought the idea was sitting at a bar. Listening to friends complain about their Patsy joked tat. He had a perfect pet, a rock it lasted for about half a year but he made him enough to become a millionaire with locking leash. However, there is one million really back. I've met here are the little things that ended up just being like two tiny micro shrimp, but the demon put him in water like we'll see Creasy, mildly. My way, that's another Donny. As a rule, the flavor pay your ass Never let me give you plug here. I feel like you should be irregular on the show. I feel like we ve just scratch the surface of Stephanie Motto How do I say or Youtube pads upon the pen conquer it, car. That's my check me in all.
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