Thanks for listening to the garage sale on podcast one are right. In the first half we talk to the mare of San, Diego and potential governor of California. Kevin Faulkner so get into that will get into us and phone calls

From droll one studios and one day, I'll California, this is the atom carolled show. Adams gets today, former mayor of San, Diego and candidate for California, Governor Kevin Faulkner and film critic, Christian Toto with Gina grad on news involved, Brian on sound effects, and now the eight hour broadcaster for the twenty four hour, woman, Adam Corolla, yeah I get it. I got to get it unattractive mandate, you get it on. return in man, and thanks for sharing, we love that about you write Gina Gran, that's right! Barbara. I got this computers older, freely, good drop, it is applying. What are you just tell us? A little come up frozen arrogant product. I will tell me when you're right

We this week in Oklahoma City called done entitlement alert there. I knew your played right when I was dark and I'll give you yeah. I will try to get all brine, entitlement alert, so breakdown comedy. tickets are going fast. I just talked to MIKE, so it's almost sold out, but you might be able to get it for you and Kyle's going to join us for the Friday show, so he's always hit it out of the ballpark in those environment. So we got that I never do stand up after that. Neither life show uncertain, then stand after that. So we got breaking news. I found a kind yea West Song that I, like my God, Gary Target. The I told dairy, good

he had retired to now carnation wrapping on it, but it's not a colony song. Maybe that's why I like it, but my daughter does this weird thing, which is she wants to go out for, derives at night, which is fine, and then she picks up her friend. He was a weird thing like member being a kid like, My house is three minutes from this friends house in now, and I always just say text friend when we're leaving and just ever wait outside and then her thing is like all tax there when we get there and my things I will then we're waiting to pick her up. burn a lot of my harder and fire I feel like why you just tell her stand outside. That's what kids do you not? I mean like just we'll be there in four minutes, this go ahead, go outside. If you have to pay the is the problem, he. Only Ireland you're not gonna die, but it's always acknowledged sexual. We get there so

we do that and then her friend gets in and then her friend kind of becomes D J of the car she plugs are found. And then they just Blair their music, the entire time with money, tat money. Yet, with zero conversations- and my thing is- if I may- It's a guy thing. Maybe it's a girl thing. I don't know like in my world. I'd want to talk. Maybe Let me there a quick question: was there any discussion? There are like an invitation like hey, Susie Q, we'd love, to hear. What's on your phone like where she Inverashiel, just like I got dj got my question, is: can you imagine doing that somebody else's car as a kid I was smacked by Roberta Mess six in her Volvo wagon, first simply trying to impersonate her voice that got a bag. And across the face. Just for that I mean, can you imagine how just the simple act of whacking kids in cars. Yet in autumn

That is why the deal was is there are. When beings behind me and this vehicle. They are gauging in some behavior I do not like I blindly reach backwards, while operating vehicle and attempt to traumatize one more or or more of them, like I'm, just gonna take my hand, I don't ever hit the wrong kid, my very violent, but I don't care if the kid is trying to replace a retainer point of contact in or drinking my sharp straw wanna see or has a count, shell that he's blowing. I don't care he's gonna reach behind me with my free hand and I'm gonna whack that kid and by the way, I never will did this math, but it was always there good hand because in America you drive on the laughed. That's your right hand, your crew

and that's your home and haunch yeah you reach back with your card, had just finished and thou lack the kid in the face. Again, you may get the kids face that you wanted to get. You may get some. There may be some collateral damage either way underscore blindly reach back and whack iccat you'll get kid yes, yes, I first thought about a visibly the music was when I was you know a teenage boys like in high school. I was driving my ourselves with my friends. Loser we'd gone. It would go upwards bundle due to wouldn't talk to each other, or merging young is teenage. Girls would be totally into gagging, however, than it dawned on me and that's how you will not captain but I need all the parents of teenage girls listening to tweet tweet me treaty right. that's my new version. Google me right. They were texting back and forth a guarantee. Well, she was driving yeah, yeah

Natalia was driving for your drop. Now sorry, but it's a good, it's a good thought and all tat. If TAT is I've ing and listening to Guy Lombardo proud of the way extra going back in. or in this case an italian driving and the He is then we pick up the friend and we Blair the music and then at some point I will go. Don't you guys want to talk? Are we just going to have I been? Why did you pick up your friend to just try, but that's what they want to do? so that they want to talk very well What about what could? What could that sparked from embarrassing? That is not worth risking well, I look at my self is cool dad, but if I want to use a label, swine assuring us when by the home depot, pick up five gown back it up put on my head and you guys can have and if we get an accident I'll, have that much more protection so is another playing their Tina girl, music and

as as it worked with all music after the fifteenth road trip, we ve gone upstart, unlike some of the song, there are some the song I'm giving some of the songs and for a reason, pop ups. Songs and the one they played last night was by Estelle with kind yea west from two thousand and eight, and I think I like it because she a kindness chazy. It's it's a chair, She has a certain jazz singer old school kind of vibe to this one.

and my champion set out how about the guy down when they gave me, I will probably be locked out of my times. Were the first eleven times I heard a sound like it's starting to get into it and they should find some other kind of songs to bed. The tells a story lot of sit or I'm there's a lot of talk about. What's hiding under those pants, see it often jump on all this stuff is insane on sexual

great jazzy boys always be insisting that these rights are always going to church. Writer was given your sins grew by Chris installed, set out that this part in this a teacher old dog new tracks. So I like this Garnier song, will I am and John Legend Road. It's usually wanna things like TAT You say those guys we're out it arrives You're coming around a thirteen year olds are left with a thirteen year old. our. Fourth, so it's Regan Old School, then I get home from the drive and sunny announces out of nowhere. He wants to learn,

I the unicycle bigtime, why? It's scary, old movies into euros like this task. I now Can I will go a horde of spraying carnations he told me if he could learn it. He'd be the bee's knees at school and when these risks, himself right out of here. I think it's too for some reason: rhymes plight, so how we are going to ask you to let those twenty three scale, what twenty two's guy little bit of more rhyme killing ice? I agree, but I've heard I don't know. Maybe they did a sequel, I'm like oceans, I've only twenty three new. While always I've wanted to I've insane. Twenty two score. Do my entire dough alive and it has always been twenty three to twenty, give you an american slang phrase popularized in the early twentieth century wall a generally refers to leaving quickly or box to Chris for funding Brian, our getting closer to our rights.

It is good answer now that is you now get near sick what tall and he's a hundred and fifty pounds and has b o now he wants to learn to read the unicycle, which is brutal because I have to hold his ass up on eyes. Have in unison, all its. It's a lot easier to do with a nine year old, who once the who wants to get into it, but he announced he wants to do at a course, unlike our You were right in this unicycle, which of course means I got a ride. The unicycle too So I handed Olga my phone and I said, and would take a hot lamp around this house. been on the unicycle and some years now, but die I just like. Rightly unicycle just build up the tires. I urge the tire. Sorry, did a lap and there there's a lot of sharp corners in my house that our unforgiving service trying to stay clear of it, but that at the end of it

Oh there's a high turn around and I was trying to get around airports turn it in advance curve. The tough! I think that the only unicycle the big sweepers are fine. It's the real tight turn around, where you have like my foot, a wit, the bringing around cause that that most requires an arm throw an edge. Working motion and it cannot whip around I'll I'll show it to you guys. I think we have the first one right, don't make the coroner Bertha MAX a paddle find the second one, They were now so I this may be that this is the second one. I think I make it on this one now, don't make it on this one piling through my house and when I got through my house that the chair, as you have the kind of thread the needle you gotta go around, often through stuff, and look at all and try not to catch here

orbital socket on something- that's got an edge to go through a plate- glass window, tat window of the legal to waste time window at their God as I recall, by heading towards centres and speeding up- and I think I on the background, the I was death for an allow, is dead. I now and I saw the roller with the dismantling practising the no doubt I wonder, yeah, that's now son issued by have one where I made it all all. Show you guys that ITALY's you put up at our peril. Adapt com has impressed. He said you're not a thing about the unicycle. Is Stir and our trying to get some aid to take half a paddle on one might think like now. When I write it, you getting a little something bad enough, some some element of

radiation that you didn't formerly possess, sir cause. It just became the guy who rides unicycle. I? U can now role at your height man. The ideas handed her my phone, but I do this up and make it around get the coroner almost in a breath, stroke motion with your arms ass, the almost come to stop and any other kind of weapon around our, Some done braggin Kevin factor is on. He was the mare of San Diego, Santiago, second largest city in California, so they say and he did good good work there.

with their homelessness automatic talk investment in innovative self. There are many many objects now on the ballot. I think for the yeah well a candidate, the recall if Ur Newsome gets recalled good to see a cabin It's good to be back with thank rapidly So, first things I last. I checked I think, they're up about one point: seven in there he called valid, should have. They need one point five, but they think that certain amount of those are gonna be acts. Thou, there's, always a certain amount that are invalidated. The signatures and I'd heard that normally that's a medium to high number, but in their preliminary stuff it's about sixteen percent, so its low it's on the low and for these ballot initiatives. In terms of the signature, being confirmed. So instead of me, two million to get to one point: five cost twenty five percent of a more gonna, be.

cancel out may be only need one seven, but that your thoughts gamma That's exactly right! I'm like this week of Uclaf and are getting about hundred thousand signatures a week now, the deadline is mark seventy? So yes, Sir blown passive one point five on your end of getting closer to one point: nine, probably two million and oh by the way these are signatures from California to her Democrats, Republican. an independent all throughout the state. At their wits end in one or two They want to change now, so this recall is going to court. And we will likely up an election for governor later this year Of course, you gonna throw your hat the ring for that one. And- and I have often look I'll attire represses- he knows we ve talked about before when you look at what's not happening in California. What's

not going right here the issue of homelessness. What you know I feel passionately about in the related manic actually took in San. Diego were the big city where homelessness actually went down in California by double digits, and no one we're lucky to what's happening right now in terms of our public schools, not being open there is absolutely no reason why our kids are in school. Were teachers are back in the classroom and I said not just as a candidate for governor but as a father with two kids in public schools. The fact that our private school Europe and were teachers are safely digging. Kids are learning and the fact that our publics- rules are open, wholly state. that's not happy its abysmal. Our state can do dramatically better o agreed when it comes The schools I dont know does could knew some decree that cool shall open tomorrow. Does he have that power as the governor governor?

extraordinary powers, as we all know, from the executive orders that were placed on cattle for small businesses to bury away of course, at zero sides. Vine and wise and example, shutting down outdoor done and all that This amounts to the governor s extraordinary powers, but it's not using it now and it is not usually too, and obviously, of our kids and of our families. The fact that you're, the governor came out with a plan, as you know and said, Alice, be open by February first. Well, another broken promise that is failing our kids and putting putting our kids farther and farther behind looking a computer screen is no substitute for for a classroom, and I know all the mental health issues that are that are right and false. Rightfully talking about that is real. We need go on our schools, and yet the governor continues to either no leadership.

And no action. I know my poor son has been forced to write a unicycle in a mansion for the last nine months. These withering away, I so What I was thinking about today- and I do not understand why we don't approach life sway or is it pertains to governing a state, are city. teachers unions are saying in these areas, where there's a large groups of hispanic people living together in a small apartment intergenerational and all that with the high spread, and let you know it's a recipe, a disaster, the dad has to go out and be a cook, the mom to go to work at that at that. Pottery, barn or that or or at the food bank are aware the mom has to work and then grandma's living with them, and then they all come back into the small apartment where there told the Ito cow or under the bed and there's a high transmission of covert there, but

I don't know here's what I don't understand their plenty, a school districts like the school. This my kids around, where there's no, spread. There's no infections, there's no disease, there's! No anything it's just. So. Why can't but he go well look. It seems to be o k in this district? We, I dont, see there's a problem here. We don't have grandma's living out even like my parents, so there's no. Emma Nana living, there's, no The houses are big, their spread out there. wherefore, it is perfectly safe, placed open and there are many other school districts where they could go. Just say that one could open in that one could open this one can't and then that one in that One could open why? Why? Don't we have that system in place? Well its causes no leadership. Battlement unlucky, you're you're, talking logic, unfortunately and the fact of the matter is, as you rightly point out, schools are opening safely across this country. Private schools,

are open safely. In California, teachers are teaching, kids are learning and to continue that, just as I say what our plan after plan would not actually the action behind it. What words the safest place for kids to be in school in a classroom learn What does the CDC said? Get kids back in the classroom? What is doctor found she said. Get kids back in the class is no reason. Why are published those are not open and that's why you're see California family then the anger that is brewing all across the state again is not artisan driven. This cuts across the spectrum, all geographic, all, demographics, California, families need deserve and what their kids and scarlet my kids back in the classroom Brian. Did you have a question the question for the mayor? I agree with you dig mokes dived. Imagine this is a big issue with public support. Getting kids docked school were on the same page, but question for you is.

If this recall certify the electric happens, it won't happen until October, at which point God willing the three an extremely moot point. So what one hour going to run on you care on getting the kids back in school, how God willing to be in school, where, without my word, you pretty perfectly good question o Brien you're right. We want all of our kids to be back in school. Now we want our kids, not not a week from. I'm not a month from now now and yet were still here. Obviously, in an has been solved in California. We wanted saw that it should be solved, but I'll tell you what and when it comes to the issues that you know that there are still not happening. How slow our state is in vaccine roll up went to California Rhapsody, tired of the hypocrisy in terms of opening, shutting all of the businesses. The fact and when you look at a governor then has not taken- action that the actions that we talk in terms of research enormous debts in California, a governor,

is going to stand up for public safety and save neighborhoods. No, I did not defined the police in San Diego increase, the budget by seven percent. Finding those are a host of issues were California zero, the other are the next to your name names. somebody who's gonna come in and fix it clean it up and get California back to being competitive and the great state that we are good point me. We got the bow, For it. You know we have the brains in the resource mortally natural resources like we are California. We have that we're just being governed in this factor way. I'd watch, my beloved? U S, intrusions puke on themselves, a weekly! It's like you have so many resources. Almost talent needs your brain, Leslie Walking circles, the island it look. I can't stresses enough, and you know business environment is incredibly important and the fact that so many California jobs are going to other states a governor, that's absolutely clueless about. What's really happening,

and again that this small businesses are entrepreneurs talks about a government that says I want you to be successful. What can I do to help? You grow your business and make a successful in California? That's what's missing in Sacramento, when we played this clamp, maybe map to panic and find it of new summit. We heard when we aren't you On a pod cas button, the person there was interviewing em said like people are leaving what's the plan and he's where you gonna go. That's is that was his plan It is asking where you gonna go to people to an interview who were telling people we're, leaving I'm sorry, it's like. If, here, if your wife, I want to divorce, I'm fucking the poor man and you want where you gonna go like well to the poor, guys house. That's what I'm going to. that's I'm telling you what I'm doing like he's new a sum has Newsome

a personality disorder I eat, there's something wrong with the way he processes information. I mean, if you just still this clip down to its basic elements. Its person that sort of on his side saying people are leaving. What are we going to do about it? He then gives it We brown quote saying: hey Jerry Brown says where you gonna go and then the person goes well, the road, a Texas, any Gus, just what Jerry Brown sang? That's not me there is a sin, apps problem and then later on, he goes on to tell a story about a couple. He knows that move to Utah is very happy. I mean there's this. There is a serious problem in processing. He doesn't process information that just sit down casual interview. That's us and surely like us, somebody saying I'm lactose intolerant, good I'll, get some more ice cream warrior that that he's not. He doesn't pay

such information when I asked him about traffic he's a hacker I saw Particular I like said that in traffic, you are traffic. That is nothing do what you hear. What hereafter key Egypt he's imbecile. I know ways: Shyster- and I know you ve got you know it puts real cream on his teeth and everything, but the real problem with new some is. He doesn't process information. I dont think he knows. What's going on in his state, sorry cover The other get hit the nail on the head on you like, let's just listen per second, because I want I want everyone to have Kevin you. May you probably haven't heard it, but you shall delight we. this. Is your competition cabinet we're gonna browser the best where the hell are you gonna go

and in a low taxes? So don't get me wrong is happening in California: motto where the hell are, you gonna go nobody said it, and I did it. Wasn't it's going because, where you gonna get so many other things in the balance, if you are aware that I've lived for two decades essentially, and this is the first time I've had people really talking about not being and not that they could figure it out somewhere else. I don't think that's true. I think they can figure out where they're gonna go image. It's not a zero sum game right Ok, I have a friend I just went to Utah Bureau. I may be the right thing for him they made a ton of money. They have the ability to take their kids out of public school and a private school and they're doing agenda. They I imagine there now. They turn their back forever component of that there

very happy there they're making a ton of my answer, give their bride of people leaving. California, let me give you an example of someone leaving California, that's that's a process he's having he's having difficulty, processing information, I'm assuming that's a personality disorder that disconnect is astounding static leads, so out of touch, because the reality is the California We are leaving it's not just the big companies that we hear so much about whether its HP, Oracle, etc. these are, and I can tell you all across the state meet him so Businesses are saying I'm leaving on. I'm going, you name the state out its it's about its taxes is flora cites not overregulated. Again, it's fine for a governor! This is it's important to keep you here. it's important for us to have opportunity for our kids, for MIKE is really gets the want to stay here. Our party, the girl up. You cannot take California jobs for

it when you do folks are gonna leave here. You know what's funny about it, just as an observation, the things that you're saying are very reasonable and very you know out and either side of the iron. It sounds like everyone can agree with you, but if you take what you're saying next to it, Governor Newsome is saying it's it's a wild. It It's crazy extreme view you do in in comparison, but what you're saying is so reasonable. I can't think of any one democratic republic in that would would disagree. It's just it's what's good for California, what's good for a party, great progress has been ogre bits, republican I'm a credit and you leaves and get stuff. That's what I was known for. marrow San Diego republican Majority Democrat City, but they want you to pay the streets. Just keep neighbourhood safe, you reduce homelessness? That's that was mine. I was made and we need a governor that understanding to get results and that's been all your time. Virtue signalling and not getting.

We think that I, Ray there's something that I've been drilling down on for a long time, which is certainly good vibes thing, which is that's fine for your spiritual, healer friend, but it's not good for running dates in cities. Like I wanna hear like new? Some could have easily said to the person that was interviewing him yeah I understand, that's going on, people are leaving and what I'm gonna do is going to create a better climate for them to entice to stay and by. I may lower some taxes, or I may offer some rebates- or I may their schooling or offer vouchers like soon, nuts and bolts. He just wanted to talk about his friends that left for Utah, because it's it's, it is the opposite of a of a plan

Then let me give a plug out to you website Kevin Faulkner. It's it's f, a! U L, C, o n e r dot com. Andy, you can shoot em, retweeted Kevin Faulkner are sorry at Kevin, score. Faulkner is well I'd. Appreciate your coming back after the recall, and I look forward to given us a boost or shot are we back next month. I think you're gonna have to do as a quick answer, because I can remember where she came when I remember it was Santiago. I would imagine. Mr Falconer has some things about to say or had some thoughts about Lorraine, again solace. She was the assembly with men from say it ego told the alignment has to go FM self when he left her decks, a damn good way, not to keep businesses in California. Writers not represent. Who we are.

His Californians thanks a common appreciate it, and I thank seemingly f f yourself. I mean this is by the way I've been I've been harping on a lot of this shit which, as you know, I said you got a fucking run, run the state. Run a casino. When the whale comes in your comp on the Rome I may go well. If we compare the room them off the comp, the old Ladys Plain, the nickel slyly. No, you doubt that's like it is You must get a whale like. I forget about, I am personally like his own per in a wealth he creates. Of jobs Hungary's and tons of jobs with which creates in tones of tax revenue, and do you think on all the tentacles of the octopus with suppliers to all the sub contractors for his job you know all the space acts and Tesla just the trickled down a fact from Guy in his business is, is huge and the disconnected

weird emotional thing, like guns this is over there from saying I, like, hey, fuck yourself, Ilan, like you, creates nothing. You understand you get paid from the taxes that he creates. Do I understand that this is a this is part of certain general, like levelling of the playing field like nobody's better than anybody else. Everyone has the same, we're all the same as God created. That's fine, sorted, spiritually, but practically understand whose keeping the walking lights on and try not to insult them. How, but just a product just the cars. Just the testing As with the registration taxes in the fees and delivery fees in it that alone is is when well, that's all it's all gone and it's gonna continued. Go unless somebody steps and and as I've said you just do the same thing we did with production.

like all the production is running away, hey you're, all going to Prague and you're going to land on your I'll go into Canada ape everybody, sorry, where little Grady crabby understand we sent you actually airport we're gonna put, Some things entice you to do your filming here, so we instead of instead of zero, we'll get something verses, nothing which is what you get when people leave the state to do the same. all right. We will take ourselves a bright, we'll, be right back after this, girl, drinks fans, twenty twenty one is arrived, and our mission from here on out is to make up for the miserable year. That was twenty twenty. The girl, a family barbecue, was cancelled Maghreb our crawls we're off the table any and all new products. We wanted to roll out were put on hold this year all changes case

of members from last year can look forward to a better Corolla family barbecue, with more food, more booze and more special musical guests, plus and a bottle of atoms. New whisky ate one eight rye the barbecue is sold out, but if you decide, stay in this most exclusive club or you first time, buyer or happy to announce the man Green BAR crawl is back. That's right! The Friday the barbecue of impact with buses, booze linet and your face, lackeys. This girl of family weekend will be one you'll, never forget for the three and six back tears we ve got you covered along with your shipment. You'll receive a new year, fixed everything, t shirt. featuring out amongst the rubble of the city of angels for more info on eight one a right hand, the wine club tears, Corolla drinks, dot com and help us make twenty twenty one a year to remember

it's time to check Adams, voicemail Adam Gregg from Vegas. I was playing F, Mary kill with my girlfriend and her candidates were you Brian and daughter, he you kill Brian and normally she'd marry a guy like dogs and pretty probably smell Ashtray, socially, fair him and the eight man get it on You can leave us a message at eight, eight, eight, six, three, four one, seven four, four thousand others smells like an ashtray, but I don't think someone baling yeah? I get your back on this one does, and I love how, at the very least, we know who we're gonna kill bids you here, kill me: try twice. Good luck I I was back. Do I Sonny I got him, I'm I'm!

asking everyone's help to learn to teach at uncoordinated kid is alive. Top heavy to ride right, a unicycle, this young man who was initially resistant, thirty of running a bike. and doing yoke. Yes, he's decided he wants the writing a cycle, so for me, bursting with pride and joy now MIKE It's my daughter has an amazing sense of balance and you can tell what they olives Tessa now ashes form forty forty pounds you can tell with task you put her up, and one of those double ended. Boards are the Barroso Board or whatever with the cylinder in the middle of it. And what I have you in your whole, their hands in front she'll get on it, and then you watch your little hips

Is she carer would say cash online? They didn't like us, so you see him go ticket. Tippit use. You see that you'll, see their balance just kicking. It won't be anything there. Thinking about your sort of see them, so you can tell us ones balance by their ability to correct. So No one has bad balance. Yes, if you're on send writer, has it wishes Liker monks have knowledge, makes a good athlete The attitude of the teacher in Georgia is good. It is strong and tease out child. When you have balance, you learn everything super fast, because you can kind of mirror in mimic when you have balanced. So you put the kid on that board or anything escape border whatever and then you'll see I'm starting to fall. If one side you'll see how fast they correct or what they do to correct or now over a correct then go ass if to go the other way, but the kids

don't how bout you should keep go in the direction now Rio and so Italian has balance. I always had balance and am I got a little unicycle when she was little, then I got my hacksaw out. I caught the seat pipe the seat pose. I cut it because, with the unicycle feel lower it too much adjust hits the tyre so yeah. I had to get out a hacks on cut, sixty off this thing, and I made a little many unicycle and tied and give two sheets and never wrote it. So I telling her. You got the balance. you're, the one, with the bounds who I could teach you how to do this in two days and no such luck and then sunny who didn't have the balance sheet, her lack of enthusiasm for learning the unicycle so at all, just fell by the wayside, but at some point Sundays into it. Now I will tell

is that everyone whose thinking about this- but you guys can tweet, mean tell me what to do and I'll tell you when I arrived at first thing. First, with people don't understand with the unicycle, is you step up onto it? You get the paddles going at three o clock and nine o clock. You get him go and just great across straight across parallel. Then you take your right foot, usually a new place it on top of the paddle, that's closest to you and then the big mistake that everyone has when they try to hop up as they just shhh on the paddles heart as they can, in which case unicycle slides under bought and shoots out your ass, you have to jump up and be. Can a limp leg on that pedal you you don't push it down, you just hold it in place and you pop up and then you get the other Oh god I got sunny and then so what I do to teach people if anyone wants to is I get em up on

unicycle, and then I tell em git at three o clock and nine o clock the get get the pedals go and across evenly and then go back and forth to inches down two inches back to it. down to inspect, just just go and sit straight up on it and get used to that feeling of it being underneath you I'm going back and forth it'll, just rock a little forward, not too much and a little back and do a little sea saw on those paddles if the paddles that three o clock and nine o clock. One side drop down to four o clock and the other side raise up to ten o clock. If that's, ok and then go, back again. Go then go down the other direction, so That was why I M trying to do is get so damn heavy and he doesn't have a a neck to it so for it so

like hang it on the back of the sea hanging out his arm around me, and it was like whose really like a farcical comedy, but he was hanging on, and I was like hang on a course fail- had to come check it out and out, like philologists sniffing around the tired, yeah I'll move and saying so try to get him up. Try to get him in neutral position. You just have to be in that that things gotta be direct. Play underneath you and then you can try to take a paddle or two, but I realized the only way to really do this would be to have those like gymnastic parallel bars lowered to the right high, like underneath your armpits. Basically, and then get up in the middle of it. I mean the only way to really practise a line on it in practice. Getting up.

then just short of peddling forward while sliding your hands along the parallel bars. That's about it kind of a kind of something physical therapy. Yes, that's what it is and add, and I think psychologically it makes it it's. Somebody has never been on a unified cycle. It it sounds easier. pedal forward than to get on and not move. So I think in your mind, if you just get four I'll get go in yes thing in one place without grabbing on anything yeah? So maybe I'll get the parallel bars and for Chris I'll get him one of those that tell grant when those bar she grand until we can get off the toilet, we're going down this road yet of the bats tabs with the door, but check to see I was always we think about my body. Philip up the juggler Cosette guy would hop up on stage at the last factory

The stage is miniature: it's like a it's your little stage need hop on it on its unicycle need just tread water up there like just back and forth. Stand in one place. It is so hard to do. I'm I'm adequate on a year, cycle. I cannot do that. I can stop in kind of tread water for two or three Mississippi, but I'm not gonna, just sit there for a stand up. oh and juggle bawling, pans and machetes by tat. So I wanna do stage business right now Study was hanging on me and became like really became a comedy show because he was leaned over on me and I was trying to push back it I'll, get him back onto the centre and everything. But I think if I set up those parallel bars and maybe I'll just make em that You saw horse version. Yeah of art. The saw horse version is like too low and I'm gonna need

Are you all men of this right, yeah. I would. I would design something I would figure something out. But there is a kind of point were at the end of the day. If you find it on Amazon for two hundred and twenty five bucks. If you think about your day at the hardware store and then the version of this it you're going to build, that's not adjustable and not as easy as is that on it at a certain point, you might be throwing good money after bad. I don't know you love that shit. You love making this status for funds these EU measures. Those dead near has three way harder than as well, it was my world. This thing exists like the first watching you ask yourself before you build something like in my daughter's bad situation, it was a custom size and accustomed, there's four fit in the room and blah blah blah first question is: like does This thing exists. I don't know what you would call them. Parallel walking bars are like.

My horse bought languor about like if we like, we said if they have an invisible, This offers the icy exists. That's what I'm that's! What I'm saying! I'm maybe falls under the heading of physical therapy? You must be able to adjust them. You must be able to put them. There must be, they must be feet long and you put him side by side and they have a withstand a little sea stand or something- and you can probably do it- Zaman coming up MAX Van yet in their school parallel bar. Are they there's a Jew this version of it and then there is a rehab version, I bet I don't if they use the same one or not how much it costs about Lou under fourteen hundred back. Why seen some I'm seeing one four, six hundred you're, not gonna, nail gymnastics down these are. These are more like toward the rehab mother floor mounted hour or so

You know sunny said to me: well, how did you learn to ride the unicycle and as like? Well, I had nothing but time on my hands when I was your age and my dad had a girlfriend and her son, maybe not a town or something or with his dad, is had that unicycle this sitting in this bedroom- and I I just hung on your car fender for a day without other fly. I feel sorry for her every car that was, but I just took it out in the street and just God underweight and clung to a car fender, and once I got my balance on the car friend her I just took off, but I don't take off. It, took a paddle and a half and then hit that hit the ground and tried it. did you find your anger. Yeah here is one for the low price of seven fifty and it does look like what you're looking for just well bars, at least of all look up physical therapy adjustable. That's what this is. This is that Rehab Mart

but there are expensive. Now it's gotta be a depressing place to work right, I thought we were alone hope, having a wonderful day. Well, not really my, apparently adders now you have lost their they're they're they're, pretty though there like to place this Why not? I mean, like the physical therapy offices and while a physical therapy offices are right at open, ended the border that I'm going to throw in bars and things to basically play with why you re, having yard the place that just stocks, unwanted Santa Monica, gets on Santa Monica Boulevard and it's like really tight narrow. Stuff piled on shelves, a tight, Nero Isles and its is dark and oppressive. Am you probably know this one there's one a giant when at the corner Santa Monica Boulevard and Western,

again Lolonois Miranda, eyebrows in and there's a burger king next to it, and it's like five or six blocks away from you know it's not far from the hospital from Keyser and children's hospital, and it's just as b dusty, dark medical supplied openings old, been there for gas if I turn down the aisle, where I see the lift, her toilet seed, the toilet see Brad that holds you ve nine inches above the toilet high. I gotta turn and I got a head out. I got a job for the car and slide across the hood and go for our hearts with the siren slap on top because I'm out of their fire she that device. That is the most depressing why she will ever see inside a home I'd Maybe I'll make this thing tat you

Now. Here's pvc proper means are now by now, but gouty galvanise would work, not pvc by would really work the best thing you could do U, I imagine, I could do anything I wanted, but how much help Did I really love the realisation I'll tell you what I could do, which would definitely work the best, which would be a harness with tether that one up onto a sliding track. I ask that a physical. We want the picture that your literally talking about like post surgery, I lay spinal ensure that I could

check out pretty easily. I wouldn't make the harness part, but the other part, the problem, but that is the mounting part. You gotta mount that track somewhere. The problem is convincing somebody to get in it and not look like a complete idiot there- also kind of rapture them up. Wonder what I think is green yeah. I met privileges, this suspension highest yeah, but you according to what I am trying to do, the thing with half the slide for ten or twelve feet, ally with you. So I the whole crack is easy. I just use the track that use first, sliding barn door. An upper tranquilizers hangs off those ball bearing wheels the harness you could get, the harness it just be like window washing harness or safety harness Uzbekistan. I felt I should have a company called.

Although step and they do the the above tracking with the harness. So if you are not allowed again, it will cost you, but you know somebody gets in an accident. You already be ready or maybe have certainly all, but there are others one of those wicker baskets with a hole in the middle of it that hangs after chain over the section that share O Brien Stock and about God, look at the books. I can this out. On the other hand, I'm going to need some kind of written commitment from Sunday because my thing and I start going down this fuckin road and you decide to abandon this shit. I'm gonna be passed so far. I think I could. I think I got a plan. Aren't I I'm going to figure this out. I'm just gonna go, I'm gonna, go the lower hand, railing department, I'm gonna go farther south The the sliding harness thing is great, but you

to mount something onto this young. We lag, try an airliner. What do the track? So I now I now think I'm gonna do the lower. I I shall figured out. I shall keep you. I shall keep you posted ass. You got a couple calls on here. A Chris, firmer New Jersey is fifty press a high guy, it's gone on regulations on twelve years of Europe. I cast I've been a fan of yours were even law. Than that. Having sat in on your show. I love line and much need your part at the beginning, truly believe the world would be a better place because that everyone listen to you hello, trying our genome. I have to apples as to why the world would be a better place number one. I'm a teacher and the new city area that teaches on site and you're a hundred percent right. So

We wonder what is the rules that what's the protocol four year well to be fair? I dont teaching the pub School system I teach shot upper level Praetorian university level so embarrassing school, a school I teach in New Jersey and New York on one side and we do. Is we have half the class new men and have the class on sites wearing masks sharing and there they rotate like an arts, consolatory yeah, I'm gonna make sense. Do them roast Asia or acting or what book out a conservative acting acting so happy kids that are, there they're, the ones that are working and the Germans well observed You know you find innovative ways to keep them engaged for there, not just watching a scream and then every Today we alternate

You know, I mean it's not perfect, but it works. Well in the beginning of this, I would It is this. Why look at it is like sustenance like the kids and allay have been living off. A thing for a year if somebody said Well, I can give me a hard boiled egg and an orange twice a day. I'd go! Well, that's a lack of a lot better than what we got right now that our something that'll get a little sugar in their blood. You now yes go back. these days a week or do the alternating alternating days thing are. What I'm saying is. I think the point one without delay in general is I I want to say: what's the plan, what is the plan? What's that, and for the homeless situation? What is the homeless plan? What is the traffic plan? What is to go back to school plan, and then you got a bunch of we want to talk about it, but I'm I dont want to just talk about it. I want to hear what

plan is and then I want to implement. The plan, like everyone else has been doing around the world. Verses were the way I worked as we sit around wring our hands to talk about how dangerous everything is. Potentially, feeling is, as I want the plan, I'm not hearing a plan so you don't want big circle, talk of course it's the union's. But yes, you know Jack. I actually pot in L a usb for a short time to, and that was an interesting experience. As such dear teacher Wellnigh lies are. I was offered more full time jobs by the mere fact that I showed up such to teach wearing a tie goes along. One not lying. I am not about is untrue, The fact that I showed up weren't, you know, but I want to get to my other point

the wider world be a better place with you in it plays homage to twenty two minutes. Silence that all state commercials have dropped the do not attempt tag well for their main commercial. They don't know that, thank you does happen out, moreover, out the mood you may attend this corner erect that figure less than ten percent of all state all out, and I would go of less than five. Well, you don't know that Brown, I I I guess you being cynical, I'm saying less than ten hey. Four percent is less than ten brightened at two hundred central here. Let him have it so they crutches numbers. experts, even get environments, google me right. So as I regret it good, I'm great. Thank you thanks man now too weird their phenomenon. Yes, I just thought of

thing and his bright would say it's kind of half baked in my brain. So, let's see how it comes out and help me here, but I think I can easily get and when we're done I can see what I'm the mare earlier. I can easily get the teacher union to agree that zoom school is incredibly inferior and Sub PA, in a really easy way. All you have to do, like you said earlier, you know why don't we do by were heard if locking yacht has no illness Wilson Underscore, and if there is a big or urban area that isn't. Oil we will do nothing at all. Really, so it's good enough, so so they don't get to have the in person. Great superior education have to sit home with the ship riders may, like you're gonna prayed, a even bigger chasm between the poor and brown and blacker care. Johnny Roselli love arrive. There thing is like

let's just poison everyone's well, and then everyone will put lead in all their water and then, though, all be brain damage it, but the we equally brain damage. Yes, that's a very good thought. Exe and I have no idea- Why we can't parts things out that way. I see. Let's talk to John. This is another thing to which is. He wants to talk about you sports, which they completely completely shut down in California, and like said every time we got Arizona they're, just a bunch of people coming from California, so their kids can play soccer in Arizona I never figure out. Why? If, if these things exist in other places such as soccer and Arizona schools in Florida. Why can't you Look at that, and will minor it for ten minutes and once the coast is clear, then you go oh I'll. Do it will do to you know the expert on that

we have our very own field reported that can tell you literally anything you want to know about you, sports, open in Arizona, because Teresa all day is shuttling, one kid or the other two basketball baseball, all the sports and there, so they are open and trees. I could tell you anything: you want to know about it good, Why do we know it's safe because it it's it's its literally here's how fucking retarded LOS Angeles and California is it's as, if you had, let's say you a toaster off. and I said I am in california- I'm not gonna plug that toaster of an end. Not another thing looks dangerous domain. You doin, ok, fine took the toes Moreover, the Arizona plugged it in and you ve been making. king toast in it, for in minds, and then they said it's fine. once you bring it back to California. I don't know, sounds dangerous to me. They ve plug the fucking.

Bring in everywhere Europe, in Asia in Florida, in Arizona plugged in its fine just bring it, here now now we don't, we don't believe it safe. What they're doing the same thing with the same kids and oftentimes the same climate headlong. They don't want to go back to work. I mean. Is there any other way to Marseilles out? There's no other way to think about this. They don't want to go back to work and their fucking, the kids up and because I dared to say something about it. They have a problem with me. I get it you don't like me, I disagree with you and gonna Fuckin shot shut him down. I dont know I would focus other things like getting the fuck back to work. John forty three EAST bang. Adam expands grown on later. Why I know you're always talking about them out even California.

sheep and none on Canada get out there and do their own thing. I am flabbergasted by how fuckin cheaper in weak ever encountered, everyone is in California. I am. I am stunned that restaurants haven't just opened that people aren't just going back to their lives. I am fucking. shocked by am saddened by how fuckin weak everyone is but yeah, but were californian so pathetic. Thus, but we were. We ve had a little bit of rebellion group out here in the east. Barry I don't see. The city is the news we could get in trouble. If someone here this and try to be a paddle fail, but we ve run in sport and support. as the rapporteur has taken a much dad, got the other and said this is an effective kid. But fight club, where you have to find a base manner as you know, the lower levels I like that, but we define apart, and we made you like this-

and the builder we built around soccer goal that pvc fact only gave a stir the posted, the temporary posts you have to be found at those in talk from pvc gold He's got a part, and I find that the old myself and we play a game. We would do next fall, he won't come out and they say what organization you happen to know that there were saying because they want to get in trouble. We said we're on group organised yourselves and we ve been going on since the fall we vote. We switched over to back. The boy when you buy kids came back around ten ten year old age and another group soccer, and we just started like football. Fifty kids out decision for the first weekend applies, but also the dam is breaking any people. Finally say enough, is enough, will not put up with this anymore that their rules here in the county income? county? You know you can't discriminating. You can't have any contact You haven't disorderly what I will do, what we want. What I don't get is outdoor transmit,

It has never been a thing. Why don't we just give up that goes what I'm saying as is Two things we pass actively know about this virus outdoors is the best place? You can be they just here. An article in the allay times today the fucking ally times rather like where we may be coasting down, the backside of ass. You know with spring coming up and people go and outdoors, gonna even less than it is like it's gonna last minute you guys were fucking, championing the beaches being shot down six months ago, your fuckin hypocrites, but by the way they always knew was safe outdoors. It wasn't about not being Georgia is about keeping you indoors. That's what it was. They always moved. There's no epidemiologists who thinks outdoors is dangerous for fucking anything. They knew the whole time. This is them. This waxing their muscle to keep you lock down to keep you. they wanted you where they could keep tabs on you.

So now even Ally Times saying well, people are going out, we're gonna have even less it s, but there's two things: we now outdoors was never an issue and aids and young aid whenever anyone ever NATO, so we got rid of use sports it's an outdoors. Those are the two fuckin things we knew early and often Jesus Christ. People and you don't think it hurts kids, do not be involved with these sports and not be outside and that we can carry out its devastating who gives a shit about the kids. That's what I'm staying way. We gotta be shave, we're gonna be say. Yes, you have to be safe, but it doesn't effect. The kid an outdoors is safe, so bad in mine. Could somebody go hey. This is what I want to do. I I suggested, one from the City Council go hey. I've got a plan, one

open up the outdoors in use words again or nothing or just lock it down or we're going to pass tin horn flats, because they they stayed open on their patty. That's that's where you want your fucking resources ago, Jesus Christ we should like a madman. I dont know what's wrong with everybody: wake a fuck up these although we have your best interests in mine, I don't know what have in mind. It scares me to think about what they have in mind, but there Those are not following the science so still listening and go outdoors, go fuck and get us after ball game, what is more: Europe kissed pocket go out and take over the park. Just everyone it out just get all your fuckin kids out there and start playing and let em Pastilles let em around but here we did cheese, red cried. Did they try to bus new week we had wanted So we went through out we're we're running some mad that ball at a middle school.

And the principal came out all happy. and I saw coming up you from far away and certainly not shed and out, I was like you have spoken past right, so she comes up. he says what's going on here, you can't be out here and keep picture like twenty kid spread across like six or seven boobs, an unborn whistle. About him down a girl Did you keep your word all the pandemic. It said it was back when I was shelter in place for a shelter in places that gonna walk. So you can't be algorithm ever just one. and people are here, begins next eyes and she said you can't be out here and I said well, not leaving, and then she gonna he walked off in a big out. I was at that point I get past. I just yelled at her. You just because you because you're prettier and shadow doesn't mean we have to be and that twenty minutes later the cop showed up

and they told us- you know, hey you, so this point and big enough for getting become a cop, so you could get kicked off the bathwater. The principle now, then, being at WWW way. She is that he may be thirty. I believe- and I said why did the public school many said he knows- is technically feasible sobered. She tells you to leave itself trespassing. I said what have we done? What if we don't go, should you be arrested? Passing at this point, my brother is a general contractor, says well for a park or we'll get. You go, get your art you're. Ok, so we can adapt our back pocket if we ever got busted out apart. But at this point I am super pass them, so I started yelling Prince boy said: are you really proudly so? Are you proud yourself would look at all the kid you kids aren't in any new out any they get no interact and are you proud? You sell your fuckin fancy and rational, or at least related to this. John, we get a look everyone, here's the thing. I think the people who are due

all the thinking for you have proven themselves to be incorrect. imbeciles are even nefarious so start fuckin? Thank it for yourself. Would you people you want to go out Wanna go outside. You gonna. Take your kid. You want to go the park and when Kicker ball. You want to bring a few friends start doing it you please you're waiting for gave a new, some or garcetti or who the City Council. People are to give you they. Ok, they're, not gonna, give you, they hark. Ok, they're, not gonna open the fuckin schools are not going to do anything so to start thinking for yourself which people, god dammit. It's weird it's so, we hope we have it and now the driving a pc aches over the weekend of the guns Sunday morning, we notice that Bali LAW, courts and ceremony had been quietly

bulldozed people applying volleyball. I guess they gotTa Yardley Science and it said it was sent to your head back next week. You bring the body bags, you don't think I I don't think I told you that, as I said earlier, I gotta tell you really fast I think I've forgotten this, though I gonna walk every day, and you know like the north, how availability studio city area and Today I had my mask on because it was a fucking leaf. Lower blowing were roach legs into my mouth was going by, but I don't think I told you generally there's nobody on the street or in all carried my hand as a symbol of easy, don't No, don't yell at me, I'm holding it all put on it. You know whatever, but I'm alone, and I just walk and carry it. I forgot to tell you: there was a couple in like really hard core mass would like a respirator thing on the front and they want to walk, and I noticed the first time they walk by me, one One side street I was on the other, they jogged and said something and I was like other pie talking to each other,

sorry because I've zigzagging and so where they and I met them on the next day, a jogged and they set something, but they weren't talking like it didn't go we're talking to me their contact with each other. The third time I finally realised what they were doing if they, if they were walking by a person. Even if we were ten feet apart, which we were if they walked by a person who is not wearing a mask, they would start jogging fast and yelled mask under their masks are well known. That's couple listening, you Percy should jog off a fucking cliff and People get back to the fucking life because you are ass her bathing this fuckin problem you could, we could all start reclaimed, our society, except for those kind of pussy ass couples.

Right Christian Toda, who I was and you're talking to film critic, and he has got. I think this is it the golden gloves. What's coming up, this God loves com. Gloves is coming up, so where he's we're gonna go first, with the stuff that there may be nominated. I will take a quick break, we'll be back with christian toe