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Part 1: Listener Calls, Love Line, and the Daytona Coupe (ACS Feb 19)

2021-02-19 | 🔗
Adam begins today’s podcast complaining to Bryan and Gina about people who don’t use the flip tops for keeping bottles closed and fresh. The guys then talk about Ted Nugent’s list of Great Men, the evolution of vans, and the crazy history of the Daytona Coupe. Adam also shares some thoughts on vaccines, and the guys go on to take listener calls about firefighters’ work schedules, cooking chicken paprikash, and pulling balls for Adam’s upcoming Unprepared performance. Before the break, Adam talks with a cancer survivor, and the guys listen back on a classic Love Line clip with a phone sex worker. Please support today’s sponsors: Lifelock.com enter ADAM SimpliSafe.com/ADAM Geico.com
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from Curlew one studios and Glenville California. This is the atom Corolla Shell Adams guest today, Jane more with Jean Grad, on whose bald Brian on sound events now like lunch me. These always ready Adam career here that I forgot, or maybe you get it on to an end, and thanks for town, a friend that about you, write you a grab. That's right, Barbara me, you know exposing my scrotum being on fire right, well, jackass, dark. We got some car stuff with no notion the audio books from the kids, but you did not attract at genus, got some car stuff
You may not know in advance that oh yeah yeah now, let's go. Do you, like all yeah, some general, complaints first, this the promise of the packaging with the. Terror way Strip at the top, and then the real syllable zipper pan out is as much as I would have liked So that's wrong, while others too there's two things. First off. I notice with me the different people that the toothpaste container with the flip mostly left open, and you can't you,
close it at that point. Is there so much gunk around it right? So that's on us. That's on humanity! That's on the crazy lethargy noise in the head plant, literally can't with the lid down. I've noticed it with ketchup squeeze in man a squeeze containers, I've, I've. I've noticed I've noticed that again, no fault that the main factor on that front that I just ass? Being the lazy, ass human beings on the planet? I mean there's no way when, when somebody first designed and innovative the flip top on the on the on the two. There's no way that the person thought fully. Eighty nine percent of Americans would still leave it left out, although at the end of our problems, rather than no are missing caps now poor things dried out to be left open, but I guess, if you think about it, if screwing the camp back onto toothpaste as a bridge too far, then and then anything's possible right for
Lazy America establish that it's a problem that cannot be overcome like to know what country had the highest banning average on flipping the cap down, and then I would like to move to that. Polarization wager? I guess I am profiling, but I'm gone. say, gypsum, her, the as we all know, Japan right does that make us racist or xenophobic. I think they're, honourable folk gets. You say that their culture is better than our right right. Right, so by Jim for Christmas got me most Ben fourteen jumbo pouches Macadamia knots, and they all have the tear top with the with the precept. I can't get the zip to see
correctly the terror tops, are not go and how you want him to go somewhere like just use scissors like it shows a picture of a sectors like I'm getting scissors out then leave defeated our purpose here, what the the recyclable pack is that the lowest a success rate, is cheese. Like idea, lobbies teasing adds over that cannot be right. Out will grow, shreds our strategies- yeah yeah well not be revealed, is time for all sorry I don't feel like this technology has changed and forty one years I feel like the resale of all the promise of the receiver. Both zip thing is over. The only innovation have seen an. would work, but I'm not. How is it pertains to buying cheese Damien NUTS is the zipper the actual handle that
actual zipper market to grab the thing and sites like their eyes, like dustless, zip, lock slide. He asked, but I tell you things yet you couldn't do that. If you had a pre shield thing, you could only sell the bags in a bundle of rivers, pray she'll be tougher, but either way I need, I need us to innovate on that, because I find my trying to slide it, but then there's a move right, try to mash it together the credit for it and then Amboina get frustrated I just flop at over on itself and use its own way. The end of the day. I do that that I I one further further flop it over and I rubber band, and I just got the rubber band around it and throw it on the counter. I took out O corollas advice, which I've been using four years, which is four things:
that area for those those fifty cent items just by a bunch of them and put him around your house, I have bought the cliffs dot. The chip clubs, like the big ones, like the ones that are like binds overlaps between that yeah of Anna closed. yeah. I have twenty of those and that's how would keep those things I still need the zipper to work out better than your rules work out better. So anyone listening is in the manufacturing industry on that police All right. You know ideas when you say it hasn't changed in forty years and I'm and I now don't at me because trust me, I'm I'm hip to this game, and I know there's been a few tweaks here and there you notice hasn't changed Tupperware it still a plastic bowl or plastic rectangle and applause lead and sometimes you'll get the little lock latch which airline, but that's about it. We have. We have the fancy was, but the lock lodgers topper like with just one around. That's that's the extent of the chain.
You guys are sitting down? I have many thoughts on that that I formed this morning as well, which is too often the round. I did this morning with the small round glass, one so its round its about three inches around yeah. It's fairly shallowness glass. It has for flip snap. It's on the round a top. It's got the right left in the front and back my feeling is its also got like the rubber gasket on top and got the glass when you now here's my time savour we have the same. I looked the devil in the eye and didn't Boeing. Today when I snapped the led back on snap two of them down across from each other and said that shall be in a variety of hair that asshole make ribald. That is enough! Freshness for me
this thing is three inches: it's got a lid on it, it's been battened down, there was run, only ask it. There's no air I'll get into this did not need for two would have to did it all right, sir Funny thing happened that the gene it sent along to us yesterday, which was that TED Nugent who was doing diatribe about Russia, Limbaugh and then at the end, listed some great Americans, great Americans, great american voices, great american voices, and I guess we can play the last ten seconds. there's something wherever whenever she reels off a bunch a name. and the reason this is weird is well well tying. A second rate man Mark Levine's, a great man Mark Davis, great man, Michael Bury, is a great man, Joe Pegs, as a great man, Frank Beckmann is a great man Lars.
This is a great man, Adam Corollas, a great man, So the voices are discarded whimpering now with that dog remained silent for a large Larsson and then, when I heard he did that Ruby dangling were Gina found that in Vienna, scented Ass God love Gina, It wasn't saying that I was trying to get the hashtag going for TED Nugent to replace Chris for the for the bachelor app How can a wonder how life works because TED's, namely the time he came up- comes from the time, but I certainly don't do I hashtag, let's get a TED Nugent thing going and through the best of my knowledge, TED Nugent doesn't mention me much because I think we probably when I heard about it, one
hundred percent bull shit, when we gotta mash that up with Adam girl is a great man. I think we got it. We got isolate Adam Curls, a great man and then brine and TED, saying one hundred percent bull shit like that, but we'll figure it out, but- the economist. You wonder how the universe works, so he mentions my name a few hours before I mention his name same day have no knowledge of it, but do I, but naturally, as it made its way to the ether Who knows how these are what enters? I'm I don't know. I just think about your dreams for a second wonder how you stupid brain works. As you do First, we have time stamps and why I asked I think they had. One came first, but we do know what we were recording right, but it's out of course it's
yeah. I guess it is it it's more powerful if he put it out into the universe and then and then I and then I somehow in by bit third, some sort of defining rod or something and then spat it out. Several later on this shot way, you know wasn't half a day. It was a couple of hours later. I woke this name so that was kind of funny. Right. Gina has a van How are you guys now mash, if you and when try to manage Brian ready to mash. Indeed, ok,. Adam Corollas, a great man one. Hundred percent bull shit. Ted talk on both sides was now divide. It was worth their way. Gmail Van yeah I didn't see it personally. This was posted in your lovely waves, for
out loud group on Facebook and I asked the guy go. I got it, I gotta have this for the show. I got happiness, so somebody posted this on the for crying out loud based both that this is a bit. She said this is a ban out You know like outside my house in my neighborhood in Virginia Beach and I'll show it to you it's it's still minute, contract law and the help me cried. The logo there's a guy going. Is he ogling? Had I sort of pretending to work on like a panel electrical panel Manders hot, like Daisy, Duke looking woman outside with Roy Monica from the irish ecologists, basically standing and underneath it says, let us check your shorts. This is a company, any ban that is in circulation to diagnose licence, in Virginia North Carolina. What we always got
talk about this. You know and as we get in to Amazon and Walmart in corporate this and corporate that we're not gonna have any more of this member. This simple pleasure when you were a kid You go into a hardware store or maybe go with your dad like the transformation shop or something you know there used to be first, I remember running Aaron's with your parents, yeah I very much hope that doesn't happen anywhere desert the running airlines with the kids, and I don't even think I mean obviously there's there's kind of a financial component to it, but not that much. I just feel like kids job. It was like Job stand next you and be bored off there. yeah. Well, you talk to some guy about snow tyres. Accounting arose,
go on your as ever go on a close shopping with your vote with your mom got it. I was just going to say that the majority of my childhood memories are- and I would never let this can do. This is being five or six years. her going to Macy's to pay that large amount measured hiding in the ranks of genes which Finally, she didn't care. You know I was around somewhere, but just hiding from her or how Maginnis area that would be about the simple act of waiting in the car and some don't be an hour and a half. In autumn we like to go into the dentist in here like I'll, just sit in a coffee just sitting out the parking lot cars which are we to do your car was I going to the radio forward as it is but remember this is simple. So now it's all Amazon and big big box. This in and caused a call us go that, but remember when you walk into these businesses, the businesses had their own personalities. Yet there would be The business with the best
cat, it had the you'd, be we're just the cat would be floating around in on the other side from the counter ta be, and that had the junk in it how about this, simple pleasure of gazing into the counter top like you that that's where they kept, expensive stuff for the cool part in the autumn lie, so the cool tools would be in there. You know you have to look down at the counter. Look through the ass and see the watches are the auto guards are the tools or whatever it is that they had. That was that was cool and there then there would be. The signs like, I always always loved that that the plaques, up there. That said, like God,
you can leave me alone I'll, do the work and have it back in a week or you can help a little take to wait until we are something that are always sassy or about how expensive things could be, which is always we're. Remember, o MAX, Barry, you're, not gonna. Remember this dawsons go remember this. Member, that is weird little plastic white figurines with the character, a kind of joke care. on that had little sayings at the bottom. When they wouldn't up on the counters of these businesses. is well I I would describe them Is this a little theirs? seven inches tall. There were always why Yannick that a character in the character Look like the man magazine, Guy guess. Download human spyware spy now Forty had now. Forty two and they'd be a little thing at the barmaid. Look like a little trophy, but it wasn't. It had a little sometimes
number one MA am or something like that, but it would normally have some kind of weird saying about, Business are about you, I didn't know what they're all those things, but they would be well. After the like walk in it, stop the places had a smell like it. in and they have their own can smell the had they all have their own sis them to alert the euro, walking in a b a bell hanging from the door or would be a weird buzzer like electronic. I rang, like the fan right? You have to wait for the person I come from the back through some partner, something all weird kind of americana stuff. I feel like its fallen by the wayside. Yes, broccoli often when the place of work that office that whenever they storefront, was kind extension of your home legal personality, I guess you hung out in the back. Waited for customers show up right.
yeah. So let us check your shorts someone's gonna, let us check out your shorts It said the drop You know itself funny how utilitarian vans have become, because, if you think about it, these vans. You see these ran all over the place. Now, not this one. but I mean vans there. Now, all out faded with racks on the top in these bed boxes, things that slide out. Never every not. In fact now has its place when I was grown up vans head water beds in them, and shag carpet on the ceiling like. If you think about your ass, van these days is like a work van. It's done up for work, it urban now make it's got all the different kinds of racks on it in all the ways to separate everything in the low tool, containers in boxes and stuff, like that, what could be less
practical than a water, bad paneling in shag. Carbon A van I mean, is the exact opposite like if the guys who drove the custom vans in the seventies ever would have known. This is where vans we're heading, where there will be the exclusive, the dominion of either not our moms, trying to transport kids first and and or tradesmen. You know with ladders piping and all that comes very disappointing. We're bands of do you think the ubiquity of the food truck has obviously the veins gotta style for what reason. But if the decree the food truck is made, there is less impressive like the what get out of it. What I could do it in an inside of a food druggists spectacular things are outfit but it now. As I cook, I have seen one cinema yeah. I wish the van of the problem with the van stuff. It was pretty
It was a rolling me to movement in out. I mean like in there's nothing in that Van did not reek of under sex with under age girls. I went that you're gonna go out crying the automatic them I had PETE Brok Who am? I spoke to her in the day actually whose cause I'm right right in the middle of rebuilding Wanna PETE Rocks bury race cars and PETE Brok. As us, automotive, Leginn, nay. He was in a couple my back trees, he created them. Daytona coup, five told you guys for shall be a male, its adverse, often say that Peat Brok is hanging out in Nevada and you can get him on the phone to talk to him about what's answer ship. This car of had on it back in the day. Was its Simon eyes, were they sponsor of Coca COLA Sponsor litter?
calling him and ask him about. Color Swatch is that he painted he pain This car I have in know nineteen sixty eight nineteen sixty nine, and I can still ask him about what color yellow was it because they they would have got. No, that was a chevy yellow, and that was a ford why we painted the car with or whatever so I'm does pretty amazing, considering the like from years zero, two year, nineteen, twenty wherever you're, restoring or excavating or whatever you can ask the person you have to use a gas or research the eighty ninety Pre Brock's proud. In his early eighties. The thing about Brok is Brok was working for GM when it was like eighteen or nineteen. He like his eighty four now he Scully made design one of the most iconic corvettes from the early sixties. When he
twenty, like we d, let young people do shit. I think I had to do with the war. In I mean I mean fly guys flying be. Seventeen set were twenty two like. Could you imagine like finding your average twenty two year old and gone? I need you get this be twenty two with the ball turn Gunnar and the Bombardier in this, the crew of eleven and go you're, not the past, he did supposedly really the grand incineration. It read Super Mario Three. Does that help you write, so he young and when he got was Shelby. He was probably this super earth twenties and Wendy Design, the Daytona coop. That's when they base put a new body. Ana shall be cobra that give the speed they need on the straight away the big tracks in Europe and again extra twenty miles, an hour of Mozart straight everything anyway. He is there
He sent me an email today, which was probably from the mid seventies. One of his it's a while back They used to sell stuff in the news, papers in the back of the bank the road and track magazine or something, but he sent me the Daytona coup. Just so you can read it MAX Batter and we'll put it down proletaire come you're, so well in the email, peaches, wrote, opportunity, missed and put a sad face. Cobra. They tone. Oh coop, original prototype, built in Venice California, to the design of p brok. The other five or built in ITALY driven to GDP, will see, bring nineteen sixty five other international victories driven by Craig We love to twenty three world and national speed record that Bonneville this year lightly detained and convert into a docile street machine fast fastest G T Feature Street cobra two. Eighty, ninety ideas for dual levers for custom, interior and beautiful.
In paid work, licence for street use price, twelve thousand five hundred dollars in the phone over so that cars, thirty million dollars now holding yeah dozens of ours, DIN news doesn't newspaper, add the I guess it was a newspaper wow classified ads yeah. This is the first, the regional programme, as it says that after its racing career was sold to a slot car magnates Jim Russell, who would drive around a different side, car shops and then he needed to pay for daughters, college, education. So God he sold this car to fill spectre and then Spectre drove around the streets and got so many for speeding tickets. Lawyers like you got it. You gotta get rid of this car, but aspect industry, into the ground and in all and Allison just disappears and all traces loss by, like the MID seven
is everyone thought it was destroyed and then in two thousand one is discovering a rental storage unit. The owner committed suicide by burning yourself alive and after that hurt her mom and her friend gone into legal battle over who gets it because in her while she gave us the contents of the storage to her friend but her mom like honour, mom and she sold, and she already sold it to a guy in Pennsylvania. It is in that it's in the national historic vehicle registry, the first vehicle added to it I've told you guys the storm for reminding me a couple of weeks ago, where there is some story about a burning body, and we said I excellence that could have been suicide or something. And then we were kind of joking like how could it be suicide if we found your burning body but the out Phil Spectre had it filled drove around fail to lie
too hot too fast, and I also picture that not job driving at the end- insanely fast re, scar, essentially product with a gun between his legs ya, and he centrally just give it to his security guy. You know Firth Army show that there are security guy for like a thousand box and security guy just put it away, and then the security guy died and the thing went to his daughter and then its in point twenty five years went by and so but he started to figure out wait a minute. I think this, like middle aged check from West Corina, who like works at the door, We are at a library, is something I think she has this multi million dollar car just in or busted up garage in West arena wherever she was, and so people started newborn around and even the girl Carol Shelby went to the house.
And she wouldn't let a man she went on talked alarm and people like saying I have met, dollars for that card. Should now thanks and at a certain point, the guy from the finian collection. I think in Philadelphia, Simeon similar Simeon collection in Philadelphia, sky showed up with the right amount of money or she was in the right mood and said she took at the time they don't know but maybe three or four million box and then later on, she went on a hike Self, with gasoline let herself on fire. yeah so and fill spectre didn't turn out that good either curse the kind of wonder like they couldn't get rid of that car. When it guy came back from Europe, nobody wanted it no longer pay for now. It's you know,
say thirty million could be fifty million back. So I wonder why She didn't want to sell it. What did she care to submit a legal person? I guess I'd think she was mentally oh yeah and then than the Spirit and the staff, but damn we announce a story that car, but so on. One of our herons could abad at nineteen. Seventy six first shit well and by It said twelve five hour there hasn't gotten over eleven p M, That is apparent. Oh, my dad, price or two houses. Yeah. What about a house for eleven value? Darling literally, did Bravo the same the same year I was, I was talking to after drew earlier today and I would say you, goin in doing the FARC showed an idea. Why do the facts show but idea from home? And then I go. We're not going any more. As a grey wont, let me and my brain
add co read any keep telling me that you keep sing your anti bodies in their like through the fuckin roof and he's like yeah one of the few people who can't give it an can't, like I am this in. well for me to get. It is impossible for me to give it and, as like I know so, aren't you going into work and they won't? Let me- and I just This is a very slippery slope, part of society. Everyone these rules are rules are here. Is our policy like, let's put You try to use our brains just a little bit more. If there's groups that can't get it and can't give it it, may ok for them to return from for work, and I also heard this theory, which is actually make sense, which is we were everyone to get the vaccine, so our ones cannot pushing. the vaccine by we're simultaneously saying after you get
vaccine is still gotta wear the mask. You still got a social distance and it's not a good data travel which is in my mind. Making it's gonna make a lot of people go fuck it. What I need the vaccine for like right am I doing I won a vaccine, so I can travel to so I can leave the mask the car, like. I thought the idea was get the vaccine and get back to normal. If people keep preacher get the vaccine, but we're going back to where we were. Then it's going disincentive eyes, a lot of people from getting the fuckin vaccine, so maybe we should pitch is slightly different, message but, as you would say, couldn't go any other way. No- and I also was Watchin CNN this morning and they had the head of the ALA, unified teachers, unions or whatever saving people back. We need the vaccine the teachers need to be vaccinated and so the news anchor Ass, a good question
and which is well you're, not gonna. Let it just back until they they're all vaccinated. Can you enforce that with them? What about teachers- and I don't want to be vaccinated and the guys like lots of decision they're gonna- have to make we told waiter momentarily guy, which is at the Jesus like if the whole deal is and look I'm sure it's not the lion's share of them, but I am saying, is if the rules are no one goes back in a classroom unless they're vaccinated. Then you to decide whether your vaccinated or not, that doesn't feel like it's going to serve the purpose of getting back in schools Brian suits this morning, and it sounded like they're talking about that. The military can opt out of being the next eight and he's like all I know is before I went to have. Ghana stand. They were. It was not a choice you can imagine they had to get exe.
spirit: mental malaria vaccine yawning glowing like another like Africa, yeah literally, we didn't get a choice and round Apparently everyone can opt out of the air. I you know my my thing is: I think most people take it. I'm not that freaked out by bye. I feel like. If you have a union and your rules are, we are not going back to school and tell our union members are vaccinated. Then you may impose that upon your union. If those are, if those are the rules that you're setting in place All right, then Jane more is going to join us soon. We have what we have called were working get some ball. Pullers were gone back to normal. When we got ok, see we're gonna get those ping pong balls going and we're going to get someone up on stage to pull those bad boys. So we're going to take a quick break will come back talk to some potential ball pullers right after this,
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job, give us your schedule. This is what initially retracted me to wanting to be a firefighter mouth, get all my work. Twenty four hours on twenty four hours of twenty four hours on twenty four. Twenty four hours on an importer is off. That is the bathroom. It is these because you just see it's, you know you have the whole. Fuckin day and the other thing is is other people really get. I used to get this when I do late night. Radio when the day off on a Wednesday is better than a Saturday. The law is a very is your oyster everyone's at work, everyone's gonna there's no traffic. Eighty, all that shit. You need to get done. You wanna go luck. you, Wanna go shopping at a trader Jos. On Saturday, at one o clock a shit show you wanna go a Tuesday at eleven. I am you own that joint oil
of course wide open here. It's it's all yours not so at one hundred percent through humiliation, Matt Knave, first run movie you're the only one in the later, my god, and if a fire breaks out man I'll be already apparel com and in a twenty four hour on and its like twenty four on where you're working the entire you, you didn't pain. You re right, yeah, yeah, we have a pretty said scheduled until you know we we eat there at the station we go get grocery. Can we go there at the family we eat? You know whether our crew and then after about five, while we all gonna, you know, I can't take it back. There never body found some We, the key visa open its head
Maybe I get paid to fully eat me another sunlight when we don't believe the third there's a lot, and I for one do Felipe and power to complain about getting paid. Leave what are you? Let's talk, meals What is it what's the schedule? Is there a cookie began cookie over there like a bird? Now we ve got it. We ve got five guys at my face We all pretty much here that visa, we'll get other in the morning and decide what we're gonna go. We and We take the engine through the programme Thornley by enough about me open we're just gonna, do it as a group and Philip? I cook him all day I gotta get. Whoever has the best idea that go with it. Engine to the grocery store. for years. We have regularly take it there because we have to be ready to respond It is another thing around the time when we have a grocery cart full of growth, recent we're about to take back and we're.
Wanna check it out and account go off and we believe the cholera turn we go, though, is the greatest and the Good NEWS, is your Firefox, from Oklahoma City say, don't have any these retarded? No fire fire from Oklahoma City Dietary Ray, Directions right in another guy. What no vaccine out our colleague from the Oklahoma City to Portal, where a pay deportment out thought of about an hour. Roma Commissary, why? If your If you try to latin line, if you If you try to pull a move in LOS Angeles, like, let's just say, forget about fire fighters and forget about it: Norman Oklahoma, let's just say, LOS Angeles, California and folks at work that netflix
I said a pay, I'm doing dinner denied. So what is what are we on the mood for you know that list ends go a lot of the less us. Yet the list of what they couldn t would be longer than the shopping list of ingredients. we have a gather, doesn't do like everyone from all you'll have a guy. You know don't like mushrooms, don't like onion something like that, but the food is a major political good, as you think, on tv or whatever it is, get it. You want to make it here, do you have a or first off, we're not hang it up until I introduce in Popper cash into lexicon For that I thank God. Dammit delectable God damned delectable
so down at me, the rest they I'm down the track. Your wings are little improper conduct all over there. You will. You will be the bell of the ball I guarantee you go with a killer chicken popper cash. You can finally find it online. Do not the most popular one. That's on their has like a whole. Can a tomato paste or something in it, stay away from the tomato. I'll bet little better tomato in there, but dont go tomato having that's not the way. Lazo Goran would do it. Do you want? Do you have a dish like? What's your famous, this They can't chicken carbon, our man, I'll throw it all together in here a little America Bow and its great cooking. Let me guess, because you disappear thrown more and more in their in. Surely this naturally enough aid? I would never enough
you never know you have to have the leftovers, for if you get a big fire in the middle of an order, but it comes back and reveal you know I'll show some Church I haven't, make it any gotta, make tee no cattle to that's there that the key to there is, then no cattle, currently, yes or or whatever it is, and you do the cucumber valid with the proper co on Indonesia is it's to die for so yeah. I do have a place to work out there. fire ass. Yet here we have a way of a prison down there at the station itself and we also like the designated I'm. Whenever we can go in there and what the hell didn't like that, we IRAN they separate as much as possible at the station, though never do your thirty seven. So you know you could have been doing this for fifteen years and are now now
I I've been doing this for about six now when I was in the art and all when I turned twenty one once started. All do you am I what I'm getting at is. Is there the young rookie scrub? You can get to do all this shit or you guys don't wanna. Do I happen to be the younger Ricky. and I thought you were to go round. Believe me, I know I, like the kind of Europe we want to pull balls on Friday. I would love to. I found out you were coming, ok see, I was sent an email Furthermore, I would love nothing more than become open pull. The balls on product is deaf reason there still yeah it's like many degrees it. They will fight six degrees yesterday and we got tenets of the snow. So it's about time you get her they're, calling for, like sixty degree tempered oh yeah, our or hopefully, hopefully, the thought will lie ahead because
on seven August about it today and he said Saturday. I think it was a start. coming up, so I mean they're coming Sarah, so we should have a good thoughts by time we get there I'd so Nolan, when I see you I'm going to ask you if you made chicken Paprikash I will have made it now have pictures waiting. Forty, please now it's easy that abound go with like the egg noodles as the starch. Go where they go within no cattle, now cattle goddamn, you can do You have to get the right. You have one of those little I'll show you Jeanne, it is it's the guy later, with the little hopper on top yeah portray, unlike Rayner Mandolin, you poured like pancake batter nationwide, it back and forth, into drop out of the boiling water, no gotta be as high for him to actually fight fire.
Oh man on the code Paul over their yeah he's gonna have as well out from it. So damn good, I know and will see on Friday night yeah. You do I don't get up in any slighted back and forth and it comes out the perfect size, the perfect texture, and then you just laid a ledge. Use over the top of it Zack once do later, when he must support pull balls on Fridays answer survivor now. I have no doubt easy. This diet, worse, cover situation, hijack, hi, guys tremendous. I speak to you for the second time to eke out a Maya called last week by Q and non queens of the stone age debacle. Oh yeah, there remember that the bumper sticker cat
cancer survivor. Yet, though, are diagnosed with regret the state when I heard the foreman twenty eleven, which will my body Jeremiah your me under the poor guard. And you are a critical piece and helping you feel some central normalcy during came out there that there are some. Thank you. but I want you know for sure you nearly drowned when they thought they actually picked up. Levantin twenty two, and tomorrow I would guess that night, MC featured the Holocaust phone sex workers was this rose high street car? That is the call you ever heard multiple. Probably the first
are the first outside the first show ever the accusations at the very end of the show, riper and Eliza withdraw all. I will find a picture of me and Tom on all from after the show, I often took pictures of guess I'll stands up or whatever and he's still read from laughing all files and that picture should file that Clip MAX Van. We may have it around somewhere to see it I guess I can't tell if stuff just makes you laugh because it made you laugh and its now chemist seared in that way, or does it work that's funny, it is, it's insane did authorities so absurd, and so I am not a huge Laffer, especially my own junk, but I could not The lobby- and it was Tom Arnold who and by the way,
oh Tom, Arnold, especially back then nearly two hundred forty pounds, so big laffer, big guy, big Laffer, hard hard to and Andrew Veal drew, big guy, big laughs and we're all that love line. Studio was ten feet by seven feet: it was a small room that we re and a lot of covert friendly kind of behavior going on in that room, but God damn it made me laugh well see if we can find it so that we gotta firemen who once about the size of the picture while ours, you re society a worldwide, I'm fat to damn article. They still read for even sallies, like he's in the peace just for recovery and the life, and he looks like he was playing the devil in some sitcom or something like that. Yes, he's that red sorry go ahead, DEC, I just want to say it would be. It will make my
I feel, like I've been a daily lives, Thurston being turned on to the target of eleven years news or that still love line tape almost on a daily basis, to hear a little way back there for you and you in true. Well, I I appreciated, but now we got firemen Nolan who wants to pull balls ANA on a Friday night? you're, already the ruby ground. it was a leather neck and now he said now he's doing this. exact come back the next night as easy in town for one night, in TAT, one one that young driving an asshole tell your white sack. Why don't we do this? I shudder promised the seed to Nolan but you're gonna stay round for the stand up, show I'll be there for both here all. I am for the stand up, Shell I'll I'll, bring you up and will let us say, hi to the crowd
in London. I let's do that. Make sure point yourself out: it's easy. Thank you that their that hate me spanish at some point we have it's like seven and a half minutes now my current gotta just get it really it all seeing our it want to listen to your dad. It's I don't know why sorry makes me fantastic. Doesn't it you're, just doing the sex darker. Well, how you describe yourself, because I think they do
to get a job sometimes, and they say I'm five. Now I'm a thirty eight doubled the I have. How do I can get real? I never about five feather long, dark, hair, green. I took twenty point five year in advance or party and all over the world, and we gotta get behind Advance party ended someone described themselves like them. You honestly, over the phone they said element is this way and they get to the door and you feel so bad for them, ready as they do way. Two hundred and twenty pounds less- and I was thinking about this the other day when I had a bunch of people waiting at an airport for me for chartered plain that was like leaving, but not without me, and they said They call me on my cell phone and there like, where are you and I'm I'm I'm just getting off on Sherman Way, I'm on the four or five, as basically going down my driveway, I'm gonna get myself it's nice that you lie, but the fact that it
takes you twenty five minutes to get a block and a half from where you said. You were like eventually like this stripper who says how she is. Isn't they're gonna come a time when the truth is revealed, Thea, yes and an eye. I that's why you have this sort of its good to build it up a little bit, but don't worry Dylan, your driveway say you're down the street, don't sire you're coming up. so Lorraine, you you'd you describe yourself, as is that what you are therefore ok and and why I do like is is the talk is saying. The talk is like extra naughty extra good. Like talk the talk see. If you can, I let you go Tom here talk to me What are these are Mastercard. I just want to keep this guy. I write Halloran Tom TOMS. Your call I'm trying to call guide how hi. This is Tom.
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me too? Mundane any you wanna be sexual, but maybe if she did it serve subliminal way. She could add a little time. I, like you, go like which other geographical areas, ports do. What are you wearing now ass? You go like, let's see black Teddy Holocaust, with a long. Have a camera cancer rigorously like see if you could slide in like cancer, Holocaust ramparts, Z, what you could do, I bet it would add some time so the mine work. The Mai is very interesting that the way lever for the phone sex operator right right said I'll. Do the right that if you do that what they did do it, but I think that would work for her transparency, Loreen. I'm sure try that
So here's what you do. I ask you what you're wearing in somewhere you work in Vietnam very quickly, very quickly and what are you wearing shudder? All I'm way lie with a knife. Luckily, how's that there is always almost where the Vietnam WAR Casey or has it is my fault for attempting to communicate you really about. I wasn't means that I thought that you would pull them off with her and she was bright right on it. The air, when I used to good to be true, I now make maybe she actually worked anyways the notice I did notice my peers thick alone. They open the middle. Her described here, interesting row telling you. I tried one more time in their lives. Loreen yeah
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cancer is ok. I work in the word cancer, when you're describing what you're wearing awry must. Definitely are you ready, bringing marine? How you what's your name, a mace here when you were in my life, black eyed about the Holocaust per minute. She hammered, maybe my bound by the dream, the correct now worried. We may need to eat a little bit more. This is a very good right right now you take direction, is good as any answers have work and was really is good. I'd worry! That's your new angle. There is it actually try that
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we need not, or in Reno, though also coming up right. There I got your and our businesses got a plan b. he's already entertaining plan base a neck re. Now You can talk to you about originally dollar Louis Our the third, hey you're, the guy, see at their Laguna sector my little well well, you can help me out here Luis whenever I go to do the Monterrey Rolex Historic, Luis meets is that there is got his radio flyer wagon, he's got his detailing stuff in it pulls it over to pit our paddock any wipes the car down, which is Fine by me I I I brought but I have an upgraded to that. Yes, the lightning down. There's no problem now are you know what you know? Oklahoma City. Not good enough.
I think I would warn you right now, but, albeit in Oklahoma City, people showed, Are you well? Are you want to pull them all? I gotta go I'll, get her. You want. The ass can pull the balls uncertain. I never eyes. Wait then you're in Louis done. Leave the wagon up. You don't know about I have to say that I will be there and then I think we're coming out. They were going to say of a race, maybe in May or June or somethin. There's a race, we're gonna do they're so come say hi. Well, she we'll see, ok, see before that breakdown, comedy club February, twenty six, twenty seven will they rely broadcasts during the early show and then will pull the balls Livia stand up here for later. I can't I can't stop digging. about and show itself
Perfect. That her name is like Merlin are something Loreen. Loreen amendment became sugar, sugar, honey, Wang away. He couldn t shirt, woman is of forty nine year old mother. For now her hair. Grandma lustily then see I mean that call that culture years old. I may now two thousand. They're coming up on our coming up on it all right, J more is waiting in the wings, possibly right, we will take a break
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