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Helena friend would love that about you write Gina Gran, that's right, Opera dude is yoked and or strapped, Michael in black common vat on the show very funny from kids in the hall from this rig. I always get this through whacked out from the state so into our eminent seconds got up but come on out of place, some outrun tomatoes game hot break. Crow and Magpie NEWS coming up, we have well first off somewhere sent me an article about maybe as Giovanni. Oh two Giovanni things. First off raw Pope peel was in fact a guy

on the original morning, show Maisie by how the memory works, he was one of the first gas like haven't brine, you are not in studio back, then I was in a glass both ruining call. You were screening call, so my memory of he was in here. I talk to that guy Right and Brien's. Memory of I dont, remember him being in here are both short of correct, because Brian wasn't in the studio. At that point now brine never entered the studio than he wouldn't have thought that why indeed, but shortly thereafter the lion's share of the gas that role than their brine was in the studio so made sense to him not picture him in there, but he was amongst the first. Ten gas anywhere eleven, two thousand and six, the seventh show we did so that clears that

also then, she sent me an article about crows, and that includes crows and ravens her but tat We just keep peel and that onion every six months goes there's a new article about how much smarter, crows and re. tsar and I will mention any names, but there's there's a lot of guys. I went to high school where, through better watch, your ass froze are going to pass them. They ve already has a couple of my family members like in terms of intelligence and their head and for some time I went to high school what well, especially if any of the people you went to high school with work security right because-

kitty grocer common for ya, their common I'd. So what do we know about that's so here's the teaser link that was sent to you and if you want to get into the article after new rights finds that crows can pondered the content of their own minds a manner. Station of higher intelligence long believed to be the sole province of humans. So their self aware it has. this does this acorn. Make me look fat, acorn, say about me: It makes you wonder if EDGAR Allan POE was onto something early now with the earlier Abdel Scan, it is doing to deep dive into the psyche of the of the crow or the raven, but yeah these guys. you're, smart, I'm now finding I'm gonna punch holes in my own logic, which is maybe too smart to be attacked, grows at a certain point in undermining like I would make a horrible cop, because,

couldn't write anyone a ticket this also ours going eleven miles. An hour France, the speed limit, INDIGO man Tsar, but I'm down with covert. I don't have a job, and I gotta get out of here like I, wouldn't I wouldn't be good at it. It takes a certain amount of certain reckless abandoned. You know you need osment the guys The Higgins landing crafts that were hitting Normandy were nineteen and full of piss in vinegar that wouldn't work and a forty five year old. You know too much at that point: you're not get mad at. I think so. I think the jobs Offering them wouldn't be good enough for them. They would think that this is beneath them. I'm gonna, finally dumber blue collar Kroes, to do like diverge. My high school friends, who are Kroes to do my bidding at this point as a smarter ones, or are there to intellectual they're gonna, be inventing things and that come up with the next Iphone, but I dont You have any more on that article Dawson cause I'm interested in this way, crows, ravens and other Corbett's or making multi part tools like hooked sticks to reach grubs solving gene.

Reversals made famous bicep or nudging clueless hedgehog across a highway before it becomes roadkill. They have law impressed scientists with their intelligence and creativity all around us fires there like if I was like Hedgehog, announced, arguing with a crow and the crows I'm so smart. I make tools, so I can eat grubs I'd yeah, but you still grubs I'm Dumbledore dive unless it's defending your life away. Like you pointed out a our data things that could never tasted the crowds I'm doing Chinese denied brought by the well being of animals. Having conversations there's a rumour that they're gonna remake the beast master Paramount, Corrado Burner my thieves,

but even grander gayer. This time around, that's boss, impossible! My sorry keep gone now. The you can add one more feather to their brainier claims research unveiled on Thursday and science. I guess stay in science must be the name of something the Germanic, Bulgaria, And the crows know what they know and can ponder the content of their own minds manifestation of higher intelligence and an analytical thought long believed we, this whole province of humans and a few other higher mammals, a second step they also in science, looked in unprecedented detail at the Nerve Automata II. Neuro Anatomy of pigeons and barnacles, finding to the basis of their intelligence. That likely applies to Corbett's two together. The two papered show that intelligence, slash consciousness or grounded in connectivity and active patterns of neurons and emotion dance part of the bird brain called the police on eurobonds, just her Guiana, whose L a venerable university eroded said Rains can appear diverse. At the same time. Share profound similarities, the extent to which similar properties present themselves, who matter

scale how many deserves the combination of two thousand. What we have we newly on earth. Footage of- I guess. Magpie not on over the magpie lands and the Crow Raven Spectrum, somewhere and there is a core of id radio is more of an rosea added or other slightly smaller you'll milk. Is there also why they will have some wine on, but their slightly smaller ravens, as we learned or big birds? Now imagine a bird this eyes of a raven, going after a kid on a zipper scooter, but this kid is rolling down the sidewalk. Anna magpies go after him, and out of this place is coming right at the camera.

And this is my guys why, Why that's one minute, you're Magpie Way, Magpie yeah right now, imagine three or four ravens going at the head of it's over it's over and we keep talking These situations, like the guys in the street he hopped up on drugs, he's not responding to the being bags or the taser he's got a knife. I mean the Ravens get the attack ravens also it it's good. It's it's! It's it's good for the police force to because, like they go Well, we take the guy five times and it didn't do anything but make em stronger in Ireland like we hit him with the being bag, but it didn't affect them when you say we hit but the ravens any didn't care that guy's out of his mind. And the answer is a superhero like at that point. You have to shoot that person, because if the ravens didn't alter their core adult didn't altered, I, of course, if the ravens didn't get him to comply or drop the knife or do whatever. Then I'm sorry

your well, then your right to shoot at that individual. If there is in fact the ravens didn't work, so our updates on my my attack ravens, the other thing I was thinking about- and I realize weird but sad, one times we are living in. Is We're not allowed there's a weird kind of death of humour that I've been noticing like nobody's, really making jokes. I mean they're, making jokes, but. The the comedian should really be all over there. I'll live an ally. They should be all over the pandemic in and bad news and everything else, and in the really not and then I started thinking about I was watching, Troy, Aikman show buck and they're just go. Through the game. fell Sunday. There's no jokes: there's no ball, busting! There's none of them. You know we started, we had its. we hit with Howard.

Sal and Dandy. Don Meredith and I guess, Alex Carest was he went at the first glance up and both I got all Amazon Deirdre was yeah during our Dear Dorothy was later Dan, Dear Dorothy, Dan Dear Dorothy, who was, I think, a guard for Saint Louis or tackle for Saint Louis Cardinals back when there were the cart Saint Louis Cardinals the Phoenix Cardinals right, who was the original? What it give way to the point, is this guy's? there have in a couple of pops, Davy Don Gifford, oh yeah, maybe Gifford was the idle We must in the first adoration I know it was Howard, Kosovo in Dandy, Don Merit, Danny Don Meredith would be king and turn out the lights. The parties over at the end of that is the passport. The best part is that you know that

He was down by thirteen point. The other team had the ball. There are forty one seconds left on the clock and he just go turn now to the parties over. He researching, and they say all good- do I dont even know who sing sets out, but he was standing dawn. He dressed like a cowboy Howard. Sell would be blot out by the second half a drink in the whole time, and there are having fun up there and I realize ins courts, even when you're calling a football game, there's no more joking and, of course, everyone loved Madden. You know man. We talk about made no sweat non US ass. You like circle, the big sweat market, Nate, Newtons ass in every little, while it's better, try Aikman, just go and write down the middle and Joe Bach Jackson. Key Jackson was the first then so, the first with he checks in Kosovo and Meredith must keep Jackson. Given way to Alex Harris Gifford out out effort, Frank, ever. Ok, we Alex carrots

Webster Yassir Father ass. He was a much disliked football. It was a liar Detroit line. I like I know I know that neighbour, not what actually use materials like known as like a dirty player lay like he was, but if I may say, the small adopted killed. Let me let me just put this in terms. Gina color can understand Gina yeah. He was a Conrad dough blur the sixties UK. Thank you for it. let us remember on red, Dobler, I was about Conrad job. Where was the guy known for being like the dirtiest layer like he was he Conrad. Dobler was a. U can show crazy pictures. Dover, Conrad Dobler, was he was with

He was on the offensive line of the Saint Louis Cardinals with Dan Dear or gain dear love, dandy. What sort of the gentlemen, tack, Owen and Conrad Dobler, Mina Sky and in football, the dirtiest sky by he'd? Kick you I mean? Conrad. What our does that guy look like use up the no good or anything escape mental patient. The ass now who could play him? Patrick Swayze, these brother? Yes, Conrad, sway So anyway, I started thinking about where's the fawn where's that Joe Schweizer in areas, however, and so scared- you don't really like it, you take it. Take a guy. You take a guy like Joe Bach Joe Bach is a funny guy We know it when Joe but comes on. This show is funny how he really issues via ignore through the border. That's right, he actual It has a lot of like elements you'd,

a stand up like he's a funny dude, but he's gotta play it straight. Everyone is playing a straight there, guys that are calling football games are worried and in here's the deal since every joke, since the conceit of every joke is theirs kind of a winner in a loser in the joke right they just have to have the kind of pick a door Jen there's gonna be a winner? There's gonna be loser so by definition. You almost can't joke. because there's a loser in the joke: The reason I there's no doubt if me if we all sat around had a beer and watch three hours of football, it show heed the over under on him. Joking would be a hundred and seventeen Jones. I the third zero jokes means. No one's even going near there they're just not going to do it. last guy. Remember making like like attempting jokes, whose pretty funny dance out

thoughts would do jokes on the our least making. the auto mean as a to have planned. Like I remember specifically one: U S, see leg from years ago, ten years ago, whatever was and You see how to run about New Tyler Eba, little guys out media. Wasn't it wasn't super impressive, physically and Try do around the middle and you ll see just got stuffed and Dan fell said something like somebody factor they tried run of the mill. The gap is a of latinus tensile riots, love rather well? You know why you see you wouldn't laugh like as an laughing. If you want to stand up chow right and that I said it by in the world. So much can go so far, just a little funny. Little Quimper, little like I said Dan, Don merited go in turn out the lights. The parties are really meant, not that's not funny, but it was. It was super entertaining when I was eleven. Shall we,

singing and smoking in the both here the body. They say that good things in the same terms, lay down, and though Del jokes and there, funny, and now all the fuckin woe, police and everyone shaming. Everyone is fucked everyone up so much of their like I dont, even it's gonna be Vincent Miss. Trade that do not want this back in your face and we're gonna make fat contract there. Weren't, don't don't do it, don't that what is it engender letter, but it's kind of the same thing you talk about what is no jokes. Your cap

I urge you to these these things, a capture on Youtube or whatever, and have a life and remember out, and they had, unlike my count down or whatever was they had like jacked up? It was the biggest the weak guys in laid out and creams, and often their illegal heads and like this your crew and he would gleefully lastly laugh and night there. Their bed was like here get secure, homesick, guys, gonna smashed smash. He got all in unison and I dont want on for years, and it became more and more tasteless as like Are they had the other head? Injury thing became more more prominent human egg. They caught us quietly, jettison that and brought in what was ok come on man over here blueberry segment near I've. Someone like just happens to come on man and there now they're, still clubs of like these gave gleam. screaming up net. It doesn't look good in Roger backs alive and bother there, but at least that had some

that lived in some reality, because I remember their drive back? I got his bell wrong. There were the laugh they look at me. Go under the wrong huddle, although it may just be all of was beside himself right. The guy was, can cost and didn't know where he was at least a guy. Well, that's gonna least led to permit paralysis one day, but this is just jokes that heard anybody and the guy's watching your it can be earned, eaten, eaten in hot wings. we'd like to have a better time. Well kind of both of your points, the I wouldn't I urge that the people watching football are not the ones complaining. It's the it's. The Monday morning backs if he well that are seeing them on twitter or thing this on Youtube that our affairs, did Omby Amby watchers behalf well, joke as down ninety four percent. I don't. I watch entire broadcast, not not so much as an attempt by there's plenty of room for comedy there there's plenty of room to my end, your speaking off the cuff, the whole time like there's plenty of room to slide a little humour and Dawson about twenty years ago, a little league team from Santa Barbara was Planet Dodger Stadium for the little league playoffs. My brother

ass? A friend and I were brought in the stadium to do the call for local radio Brad Jaded play by way, I did color and I really dont know that much about baseball, but said things like that, third, c mon man. That's a big boy. If he asked you for your lunch money, you give it to him. I don't think I could get away with that today. One of the final in those tapes, one of the funniest tapes exist. A truly funny smacks bad. I look up John Mackay when it when he was with Tampa by John Mackay Famous you the couch Brian knows great. He was great now in a world where coaches are characters,

rarely actually funny. He was actually funny his mother. Coach. Their characters. These days, often like out of context stuff, like you play when the game like from Germany funny there because they're imbeciles, but the Amazon guy here is some guys you're funny the summit. you're just fat or funny looking over their characters over go on energy, but Mackay was actually dropping bombs, here's delivering the lines and there's one that always made me laugh because the comedian. This one would have actually worked on stage in our. It was actually funny it's when Mackay is talking about his offense executing. I think you can. You can find it. a brine, probably on though I know I can tell you that out of the room right it it makes me laugh. Why don't we did? He did have one early use, it you see and whose Ricky Bell and regular outlets for her. It carries or something and attend game season, as almost like, aren't you afraid of Joan Ricky ability. Many cares, like my boss, not heavy right. I was always archives. Funniest son, obviously one on play wide out and went to tamper bays. While you can look for that lets, let's drop into the rat tomatoes game here. If we could Dawson

thus the game: Let us remember the last time we play this game was decided by one point: we must

the throne, brine its way too long. A whit outbreak is better pastime and some enterprising listener actually tell me how many have won a robot. I dont Know- and I like to know if you know Which is like european- it's repeat at least five least, and probably more right. We gotta pull our heads out of our ass last week in tabby, we played what the critics are still calling the hottest right. Of the rotten tomatoes game ever then even though its fall now they're still other wake up a hundred degree forecast for us here in southern California. So this week we dedicate another round of again to movies that are well nearly as hot, but still pretty hot you'll see what I mean very warm the master criminal plans, one last heist before retiring Waterloo.

In trying to catch him struggles to manage the chaos of his own life are too narrow and I'll Patino only share a couple minutes of screen time together, in Michael Man's nineteen? Ninety five thriller heat love gives him a dvd copyright now show to. I love to feel like we feel so We ve done this one, but maybe we have and its high, how high we don't know how high weed about in relation to the North Ali, would shoot out desiring our share or that yeah that that was a debate. We had a few weeks back when I feel like I've seen I can't believe I'm done this one hour, I its high. How high lot of violence sometime so they don't respond well to violence. I say the critics like did a lot at eighty, eight, pretty close to ninety one. Very close de L, a PETE the certified fresh.

Eighty seven rights also bear a fortnight since anybody's got the dead knots on. Bravo any Mackay, what age MAX Rata I have is quotes from I'm trying to attract gathers there's plenty of it. Sandra Bullock and Melissa, Mccarthy, teamed up for this female centric Buddy COP movie directed Paul FIG from twenty thirteen, the heat. I think this is an out standing comedy eyes. I really love. This movie is also better than it should have been yeah Should a man it's funny and I think you get a couple of points for having a couple- a tough lady leads. so the comedy it's a comedy, but by lapses dickie little bed, but I think the Ladys doing it for themselves is good for the critics freshly seen centre Balkan that tough guy role, verses, speed. You know so

this. This could be tough, because this could be a this could be it seventy two, but it can also be a ninety two like this. This is funny movie it's good in it and thematic Lee good for the critics, I'm gonna go right in between ago eighty four higher ninety I really thought there's just no way there are going to give them that much credit is at the end of the day. It's just a comedy. I said seventy six, the heat is fresh, oh yeah, oh these add but happy in the autumn, it seventy one, I think, there's multiple times a pox on everyone in their charging of comedies is rather part in this event. Adam right, it's really.

the problem of comedy. If it was up a gym floor routine, it would be like a more if a cold floor routine than a drama law routine, but the judges looked at. It is easier than a drama and judged it more harshly. They have it backwards. Do it our common aim that is consistent, is tough. The way through and somehow we judge it even more harshly than if they were in love and they're having a lesbian relationship, and there is nothing but violins. While that puts Jean out front Erica, Reese, Witherspoon and Sofia over teamed up for this female sailor body caught living in relationship not directed by Paul FIG. From twenty fifteen hot pursuit, I have zero recollection

this existing, as is also one of those, definitely came up with the title before they came up with the movie premise, and also to could these two? who have been the two they started with, or they just Goethe, make it through every bodies. you know every age and others got off hassle around right down. I imagine in the whole crew This is bad and the question is how bad so consists could really see what people real eyes about the run. Tomato game is the heats the world aren't challenging because the heat is somewhere between eighty five and ninety three. This could be between nine and thirty. Nine. The environment is a big gap. There's a big gap, it could be less than nine. It could re. These too, are like a paw and prismatic in bit of nineteen twenty seven, seventeen.

Pop pursued is less than nine rotten at seven percent? Oh, my god, they don't myself. Quite a wholesome people. But a thirty five hour luck. I five means me rooting for GINO Route. For China is a dark day Gina. What did you say again, seventeen team? Seventy. If I can't win the race I'll drop back and block bright, referred for foreigners, film, travel way back in time. The nineteen fifty nine when actors jog Jack Antonia kurt- dressed in dragged to escape the mafia. Starring Marilyn Monroe and directed by Billy Wilder, one thousand nine, some like it hot, couldn't be made today. Specially made tenure thing on the Chinese. Lady then a narrow down regulating matters directory activities? I is this. I have never seen this

We have heard about a zeal times. Is it good? Is it just waxing poetic? Do we now, say with a movie like those that you know, like you, think of your how to marry a millionaires and stuff and like all their so cute and charming, but are they good movies? You know the mail and meanwhile, we add on now every sign this all the way through run, I have not I am only going on I'm shot Ivan on dry that is not my game at me, this would. This is the toughest one it has hasn't been Aigner, hasn't been reviewed and forty seven years ride, you have to imagine losses are rarely us all sort of from the time I gotta means. I can imagine from the time And I have to imagine it from the time it was pretty good and this genus, leading the game, but not by that macho. Within striking distance brands of further

I find this gonna really separate things could be an me echo. Anything and for that I'm going seventy nine fortune Where's, the balls, ninety six yeah right I have taken this one. I have no idea. I know how I thought it was plain. It saves seventy five, some like it hot Is certified pre owned at ninety No, I there's a reality What was your number Brian? Ninety six? Oh my god, I have grown big because I need you to get close if possible, it has its drainage, China. This woman, who always guided fifty now? I think I think all the author critics Wade in in nineteen sixty three and there are all good because it was a different era that three reviews and that doesn't allow Falada contemporary views.

Here, we go in our final film boy. Early sheen returns is topper Harley. Now on a mission to rescue hostages from the evil Saddam Hussein than the creators of Europe and parenting films like Rambo Platoon and Apocalypse now from team. Ninety three hot shots part do. Now a young Gina thought this with hard life. This is not the out of a major one. It is a happy ass, a now Gina. I at I, according them, in a loose fish calculations, brine up a lot on that last one, but he added he had a bit to make up their we're, not we're not so far apart. You may still be in the lead by a click or to Gina. So if you're, not you're, not mourn through,

four points often- and neither am I so we're all just there. So it's gonna come down to this now Unfortunately, movies like this that are funny somehow get punished hazardous funny by a gown had allowed laughed, but while Europe about, why then give it a few points are what is rotten? Sometimes. like this like adds its seventy seven and then sometimes forty four, so which is it? What is it I dont there's no, never kind to these. Forty tail. Ok, I think by the ninety three right doesn't by the time this came out. There was sequel fatigue, but also parity for data are so fucking. Many of these movies I went lower. I said thirty, three, forty eight hot shots part do is

at fifty seven percent of psychosis wherever this is this country, Klaus gonna, be clause, grad. Congratulations! You made the podium, Adam Corolla, coming home with a score of sixty two also on the podium Gina, grad and bald Brian all post that score Brian. On the hi and at seventy three third place, which we consider a loss. grad, will win with a score of fifty.

Thank you now, nice spell is broad. All my life So no one knows John Mackay doing that stuff. Interesting, loving and plus, like he's such a on liner machine that its also buried in a lot of longer. I have you can read it at the recent years, a common actions and gonna hadn't fell network of you. I have seen a million on by the other quotes about executing and orphans. Yes, you hear your view that the first one is a. It bothers me that national media picked up to be the worst team in football, because what they are doing now is challenging your going your mental capacity and my Billy the coach you now. This hurts me second worst team. I could stand it, but not the worst team, and then this one, as we We ve broken down expansion teams and the average twinning two point: seven games there first year, which to me is rather difficult. I figured out the two, but the poor. seven has got me wondering what the Hell's going on carriers are like here

Manure they're! All over the place we didn't tackle. Well, today, made up for by not blocking. I was like that until intensity is, of guys that run fast. it is highly overrated in football, my wife Corky is emotional hell, but can't play football worth a damn on his team. Walking strategy hold when you're at home and don't hold when you're on the road. Do you have the execution line? I did let me say this loan article- also do it Brian of this. Do it The rapporteur asked him. What are you what he was? So what's your its action. Europe, your you're teams, execution today in favour of it. Very many young men,

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you and I were together on Jeff ross- is showing comedy central the burn which we did the years ago, where you'd have to like roast people, we are- and I I remember that night. Do you remember that night yeah I I remember doing it's very bad job because I didn't I wasn't. I shouldn't have said yes, because I wasn't that comfortable decide making fun of people. I just didn't like it like people, like you, like celebrities, whenever sure, like eight make fun of other celebrities, but like those apart you know just deeds in the audience would stand up and he'd be and in the economy and you're gonna wanna call you fact you'd like I just I don't know you don't want to hurt you you know I wasn't good at it the iron member showing up, I thought, fine added or I dont remember you ve been back there had it, but I've ever showing up in like they had a whole bunch of jokes bout for me- and I like I thought I was gonna- aroused them and their like you want to

to stand up and you're just rose them like in real time with no material like, I guess, I don't really know how it should have worked, but I remember that night and by the way row Thing is something you should prepare for its, not quite like speaking off the cuff, it's not an off the cuff thing, there's there's the others. I tried and true formula to it, which I M, just not a debt that well did you feel like the key in peel episode, where we're Jordan, Real says, proposed mandate burn victim of the trade in a wheelchair heritage in ya wanna. Do it a little bit a yard and want to do it? I should say I should just said yes to being almost job, because unjust You know it is I'm stupid if a person that's the problem. ultimately, the product sense. Will you know it

weird I mean Jeff Ross is one of the most more sensitive comedians. I now, if you know his personality, his ease and he's a very earnest sensitive, Hi, he really is so I dont know if it has to do with your personality or maybe you're, overcoming your personality. But yes, Michael you seem to nice for that business. I really am. I really am just an angel is one I am: did you read You seem educated. You seem nice, you don't seem like yours darted off going down a comedic path Did you and I'm gonna? Take I'm not gonna. Take that as an insult, it sounds like me, almost could be an insult. What I mean is like you go Richard prior raised in a whorehouse in other Amy. Ok, well, that guy had to learn to tell you.

folks are. He was gonna, be Stab Alzheimer's, nine it out, but you seem like I don't know like you, take a guy like you if you take a guy like Stephen Colbert, like you, wasn't so to be a comedian, he was bred to be like a doctor and a or something our congressmen. Why? I never had any intention of being a comedian, so you're actually spot on, but you know looked driver should challenge you. I mean I, I grew up in an abuse. Still lesbian household. which isn't quite Richard prior whorehouse levels of dysfunction, but it was in great. Well, let's let delving, do the abusive lesbian household. You grow up, and now I'm looking down here, and I think it says it's- your father died when he was thirty nine and you were twelve. What was that of a first off the as horrible time to dine horrible time for a child to by the time you

well, you really, a whore there's a few horrible years as a kid, and it's probably eleven to sixteen, which, as you are smart enough to imbibe all bad information and make sense of it, but you don't have a driver's license and he can't fuck I got in there was. There was no fleeing the situation right it's too, I think twelve thirteen fourteen those might be the worst stages to like to lose apparent yet was warm What have you? What was the story? It's a weird story and I'm not quite sure. I fully understand what happened, but did they do the short version? Other is the cops found him passed out with a head. Wounds some sort of head injury. He been taken night places it workers in New Jersey, was unclear whether they ve been an assault that was sort of the operating fury. He

to go into the hospital, he has emergency brain surgery. That brain surgery goes ok, he comes home by you know it's it's a big search. there's complications. He ends up back in the hospital where he died in. It seems like what killed. Him was a untreated blood clots that he developed when he was in the hospital use later. My aunt, his sister found There is a genetic family genetic disposition to these blood clots, which I have she has ends days. We now think that's what killed him ass for your twelve EU close to him, then relationship momentum to the worst again, because my mom started sleeping with the neighbour lady ends I saw him every other, began for years, but you worked alive and he was pretty. Reserve was

that communicative airily, nice guy, but very shy and kind of retiring in kind of book so I would say we were close because he just wasn't really able to be close to young children, but he locked us. He jumps, he couldn't say those words, but he did love us and just as I was like hitting twelve you know my brother was fourteen he was starting to like be able to relate to us a little bit better. So we starting tonight communicate a little bit and that's right when you die very fair, abusive Lesbian relationship- and I don't know if you had this- maybe I'm just grafting, my childhood onto your childhood, but I had a lot thoughts like. Could you fuckers just be normal? Can we just be like regular normal family? Can we just be normal? What's wrong with normal? I realize I loved normal so much now so much. the shape I like, I want normal. I want regular

shit I just want regular at. Did you have that? Lee. When you were a kid when your mom went over and started, I started up what the neighbour lady it was. Yeah I mean yeah, but you know, I think it it grows up in whatever your experience in kind of feels nor Mark, as you have nothing to compare to. I knew that, like me, Sammy wasn't exactly like the fifth day: the family, Ex daughter who was like a traditional family. They are two lovely. Others they played tennis on the weekends it was like like they were doing something. That seems a lot more normal than what we were doing. I mean it's just wasn't. I didn't have a problem with the nature of their relationship like I did

care will even mealy notice. In particular, when I was young the big day. It was that my mom Parliament was just like on reach a holler and was just the house which is always on edge because of that Was she an alcoholic as well? No, no just sure, just like on adult liked. Her her drink was rage like that's. That's what guy Jane. You said she was a neighbor. What was the circumstances of the of inside her house, and she moved into your house knows opposite she my family internet moving in with her family. She divorced her husband. She had in a day did son, who was a euro? with me, and we ended up moving into their house. Ah, there

When you are young and someone rage, a hall like urges re trawler. Has that sort of hair trigger it's? It's it's it's! So it's like it's like being blackmailed as a cat like you just feel like you can never pipe pop or say anything or doing, because that persons always teetering like the worst thing you can do to any one else, your living with, as have that hair trigger time you say one thing that this person disagrees with and they'll go off on YO, that's like fucking, get off that's abusive to everyone around you, and I can never figure out of it just a way of them getting their way. All the time like, don't tell Some they don't want to hear, could go, go off, but an industry the deal by making sure you know it's your fault, hadn't heard that happened we all know what that's like. You have a question. Brown not imagine Michael can correct me if I were no, but I imagine that is that it must mean an earthquake a hurricane or at least, if you have an alcoholic like you know, it starts with the drinking with one drink to drinks. You can kind of board the doors and the those words, but you know someone is rageful books with her hair line

A trigger because any moment, yet it could be anything. You know- and you know People of my mom in her partner day, they catalogue pressure on their lives, wasn't a lot of money. They hated each Bob's. There were four kids between them, There were a lot of things that could set down off eventually kind of my mom, who I really was close to kind of caught some of that regional policy. It's done. You know my mom would also be on a hair trigger after awhile and the house was just like. Always on tender hooks and yeah, it's not like it's a kind of like you know, walking on calls all the time like one misstep and you didn't get burned there, and not now good, Anthony, Robins kind of empowering way, but

He was not bad in power, and I have to be on spreading have you I cut, her up in what feels like some of the same elements, and I just bend over backwards, trying to be in a good mood around my kids, this cousin, I hated that bad vibes that bomber- you know her god. Now it's also like areas a bomber that, like I, I will you know. I just labelled my dog, the number one dog in America, so I just said to my son: your dog fail number one dog and in the USA, he's number one. You have number one, though number one dog. When the USA Sleep on your bad every night, I've gotta feel pretty good right. Does he know I'm Fulla shit, there's no ranking of dogs or whatever, but I just say it drove because why not it's it's free! I I don't know. If you do that with your family, you tried, it cannot step it up a little because of where you came from or you could possibly fall into the same trap that the lesbian couple arrays do you did I

I know I think I choose a middle path, which is my wife and I personally bicker all the time like with, like we just become the bigger sense, but, like our, Baker. Rain is generally pretty good natured. It sometimes is it, but we do. We hide it from them and we also like they see us making. in this? He is getting along really well in its never abusive its number one name, calling a shit like that. It's just like arguing you know he like who should play prince in a bio like things like that, but, like it like getting into stuff, you know I I feel like I feel one thing we ve done well, as parents in back it'll probably disagreed. Still disagree with me about every day. Is that we're, like kind of honest about who we are and where we're coming from and were pretty open with them about? You know, what's going on, for where did

comedy then start creeping into your life from this, but what part of this country, where you and when the all took place, while I was in New Jersey Group in New Jersey and paid attention to Carmody what I was not like was a fan of comedy kinder that wasn't like a comedy nerd arm, but I went to school and why you and I was gonna- be an actor and is going to be serious act like I. You know, that's what I thought I was gonna be but I got it into my head that I wanted to do sketch comedy. While I was there and the only thing that they had going. Was this guy was starting a sketch comedy true that I ended up joining, which became the state? and we ended up having a show in tv, in the early nineties I was like my first day, professional gay.

And then I just kept our remained comedy just came to me more than me coming to comedy yeah. Well, I remember the state. Obviously, everyone loved the state and, of course you know James Baby Doll Dixon that character just made me laugh, obviously, because my connection, James Dicks it, but just just how goddamn funny It was- and I am trying to wonder if will have those I'm anymore, where, like everyone, I knew started with, live and then some of us started digging as sea tv and then we'd have of the state. Kids in the hall- and we just like that stuff, which is there any consume it any new. was in it and everything is so fragmented now spread out all over the the internet. Yemen, You, like kids, light on

but the same stuff, like my kid, like my daughter, whose, like a voracious consumer accommodate like knows, has seen every effort. The office she saw, they all say the office there in what she knows, like all the tick tock funny people in the Youtube funny. People like you know it's. It's all the same. I think, as they all talk It's just that we as parents have no idea what they're watching Kids only know about that jordanian pilot who is burnt in a cage by Al Qaeda. That's video, let them watch on online. What does it mean? That can also be a pretty good rob to sketch comedy. Is your traumatized? That's what I want. Right now there living to to charmed alive and they're, not going to be interesting, when their older, I want of Nazism edge, some syn showing them horrible allocated videos so the buck. Now the book is letter to your son, a what an what inspired it how will this your son and he had not to college

is ninety. Now he was a senior and high school when I was writing it anyway. Meant to be a kind of like this is my parting wisdom to you, as you had out the door to college he's home now, because a covert is working at the daily because the covert attention you go back to the college as far as were inspired it with a combination of things, the big wine wisdom, artery Stoneman, Douglas shooting in Florida. Which happened to see you here and I had been paying a lot of attention to gun violence in sandy hook. I had within sandy hook, happens like half a dozen miles from my house. What's where we, well, I've been in that was when they were alimentary school Marjorie, stolen Douglas was in high school had been devoting a lot of my public efforts to railing against the lax gun laws and the corrupt lobby that keeps those things on the books are nothing of active at birth and again lead.

not now need not work so early afterward, the Hellenic, so what was the just? are what were some of the sum of the beats are some of the advice in the book. Yeah I mean it. I mean it's, it's it's all its law, I mean. Does it it's only with some me basically going like asking the question of the largest Onondaga. Second, why is it that its voice were pulling the trigger These crimes are wise and always boys, it's never girls, and, to answer that question like I had to go like pretty deep into deeds. What do you like? Why are we like this? What can we what's good about aroused? What's bad about us, what can be better about ass? A matter of detail comes from betterment there. What did you find out about their turn? What we could do better, I'm curious, I gotta.

It was the thing that surprised me. I think the most. When I was writing it was how sensitive and proud idea, came to be defensive about employment I am to be a guide theirs to celebrate about being a guy, there's a lot of shit. We get wrong, I feel like, but there's a lot that certainly historically, I feel like we ve gotten right enough. The liberal progressive.

line communist like myself, you would Maybe thank I'd come at it from the office. way like I'd, be the guy railing over again against toxic masculinity, for example. and not because I think dies boy is have to hear the message that they're pretty good, like they're, pretty good shape, and they can. They can be because we all can be better, but those things about is that it, that's terrific and I'll, give you some examples when we think guys. First thing we tended God when we think about attributes the guys have traditionally. The first words that come to mind are like strength, independence, fortitude insurance, those are all attributes in, and we know that as we celebrate them in girls now, like we say, we want Europe to be strong, independent, fierce women, and I couldn't

agree more with that message. Problem is that for the guy's when women start moving into that territory, that territory of strength and independence and fortitude. Guys, some guys tend to retreat. They feel that their encroaching on the earth, and so they become determined to be even stronger, even more independent, even tougher in that I think we get into some really should he behaviour, which guides always. I don't know how I would react. If my wife made more money than me, it's I Frazier, making more money. I ve told you happy I've pretty over the Fuckin moon about it. I really went Brien's wife makes more than he does to be air to her. She works plan, but I try to think like

I feel like threatened or what I whatever, but now they got be over the moon about it. Although I would bet you this cause, I lived with this growing up my I bet. I make thousand percent more than my wife and very few of our demands are ever listened to her heeded think it he made more than me. She'd have a couple of couple critiques and a couple ideas about what I needed to do and I would be forced less another by that make me a dish Grandmother worked at the v a full time when I was growing up and my grandfather did not work and he was. Stay at home sort of grandpa basically, and it was so we're clear that when she walked through the door after nine our work day, he was not supposed to be watching tv when she came the door. He was rattling those pots and pans, and this kind of Trusting you you have you lesbian relationship. When you are growing up, I had a sort of

have a nice I'll, be right. Lisbon relations. You lived in that environment, yes, my grandparents, a sort of half raise, may just had an upside down at least traditionally culturally relationship in the seventies. My grandmother work full time. grandfather was cooking and cleaning. Unlike, It was understood that she was the one that did all the work and made the money and that she wasn't supposed to come home and make your own dinner that he was supposed to make her dinner and Seeing everything reversed. It basically For me, like a kid like, I got it she's somewhere doesn't want to be all day. She should get her food when she comes comes through the door. It made sense in that direction to meet If you'd go the other direction, then it starts getting offensive. So I don't know You know what your head is on that mean If you go in the other direction was like the traditional model whereby works in a woman comes, and I mean I'm comes home and sort of demands his dinner. Yes, it nowadays it doesn't, it doesn't work. I would say

I don't know, that's the case. I think that come over to my house, What you think is yours now at risk but looking agony, comes down to communication of Brian's. Wife brings home the bank customer Brian's. Why phrase it up in a passion and those who makes the right? That's why I think it can. and a communication like what are your expectations of each other and if you have a kind of deal where it's like, hey, I'm workin. My ass off making pod casts all come home dinner better beyond the table like if you, If you guys have that deal, then you can understand, being asked if she's not upholding around. On the other hand, if you don't that here and it's like I come home and she's doing whatever she's doing so. Would you complaining about, like you, haven't communicated that that's what you want and she hasn't communicated what she wants punches

You should out I'm just saying that deal used to be sort of unspoken. I think my grandma grew. pause day was just unspoken, the one who stay long cooking, maybe in maybe that works better. When most households were single income, most households today are not most, households are dueling. Com and we know just based on studies and another. I swear to you this. This is real information that I posting men's participation in the house, has actually increased a lot in the last forty years. Here. Since women started working more, it still not nearly equal to what women do, but it has increased because it has two because she has to get done. Does your wife work, but she cut how your deal while I barely work. That's it

like I'm, mostly unemployed, she does not work now. She was working. Hats and health issues took off from shore probably work again, but we both Kirk weep, she cleans more than I do that. I will be totally honest about that. We both culpable providing both parents and yeah. It's not it's, not a fifty. Fifty flip by any means. Do you think you're a lower than fifty percent terms of contributing in terms of like cleaning yeah? Well, that cleaning that said, put it all in one hopper. Oh, are you can do a lot of cooking than that? Something right,

No, I'm looks on hold that my ended the deal. I really think I am, I think, she'd agreed. So I'm going back to the state, you start off everyone meets in and why you and how, much of the original cast makes it are how much of their original meeting then why you makes it onto MTV most of us most familiar yeah. There were few people kind of came and went along the way, but mass majority of us were there right from the get go and How long before you guys met in an why you did MTV come around where we met are pressed my freshman here and we had a show by premature year What would have been my graduation? I dropped out the other guys finished but like within a year of graduating, we were on tv and what was that the cattle

as for that were you guys performing around town was word getting aroused and ass. It is, and it was totally narratives David weighing, who is a well known director from direct writer who is in the group, had a good friend guy, who dated his sister, who was a producer there. and that any av identity, and we kind of words him to get arson I've seen there and it ended up work. He ended up being one of the producers on the shop. We guys. Where were you performing? How often, where you performing we barely performs? I we our asses off. We were first in works like every day for hours, but weren't like a lot of opportunities to perform. You know it's

Wasn't like sketch comedy seen that didn't exist. You couldn't go to like Carolines and do sketch Carmody we rent spaces imperfect or maybe twice he or she shows like only material, maybe twice a year. Maybe do for performance is in there and start all over from. So we were working really hard, but we didn't have a lot of opportunities for four somewhat crazy. As I just remembered this is pretty. You see B and ass captain that normal now young, none of that existed. They just like the war. No sketch proves that, just I wasn't a thing They were like some kind of improbably things that you could go to, but it just wasn't a thing at all: what year did you guys form? Eighty eight eighty eight of the previous century? Yes, I was just probably being asked to leave the groundlings in eighty eight, as I recall groundlings I was I went through

the Groundlings programme. I was not a ground Lange that was the problem at a certain point. You either The team, are you, don't make the team, and I didn't make the team, so I'd probably was at, then eight and again ass to leave. I didn't leave undermine well and then in eighty nine was proud. when I, in a whole bunch of people are a handful of people out here who are all groundlings rejects, form the Acme Improv Company, who is whose now's deal out here. I think so it was act so probably bout the time you're doing what you are doing in and why you I was with in the same month, but somewhere around eighty nine, we were forming the acme theater and going through that process in your right. There wasn't any scene, I mean out here there was the groundlings and I don't they They had comedies

more, sir, whatever that what is this romantic improbable limp I know I'm not improve Olympics came a couple years later and it was pretty judged. Groundlings are nothing and we just had nothing. We had a little theatre, no one ever showed up, and there was no seen that was about it. Yet you found it you're just working out This is actually practising others like, as I give your profession I'll team you would have just scrimmage each other the whole time and never had again basic. So what can t going? Did you just level well. I didn't hear me. Yes, I love the people I found. I found some sense of community like I was home. There is finally some like minded people I could hang out with, though I thought were smart and funny I cause. I came from a very blue collar group who are like you know you,

start asking questions and in trying to make jokes and they like shut up, do sure I'll punch here. Yet I was like a lot of those deeds and ass, like these guys, are funny. so I started a hanger that's funny So it was these other guys we're funny, and there are educated. I don't know anybody who was educated so they were there. saying words like Toby Airy like I've, never heard of a Toby Airy before and I haven't haven't, explain to me what a Toby area was. What then is ice cream hundred lashes delicious? So there we were- and I was just like- I have nothing better to do and nowhere else to go, and so here I am that the about us about is good. Is it? Is it got for me? So I I didn't have a plan in a lot of ways out the details.

And by the minus, slightly the same where it was just finding? Like minded people who made me laugh- and just I'm like I like these people, I like working with these people, you know having having the structure of the of degree in cap is focused on something and thirdly, we felt like we're moving forward towards something other than any other really believed it would ever led to like a career would have been seen to think that but TAT was also he was also meeting people who you just gotta get connected with for the first time there you think of groups like in the hall or in a peak groups that are much smaller. Even when uprights isn't brigade had a tv shows that you know four people, three people, five people, the state had a lot of people and with it we ass a lead. I grew up once you get I'm bribes, your Brian data me, we love, it was revolutionary. It's all we did was quote the state. I had the book state by state, but I love his brow and I I can

imagine that being artists, Anyone got along all the time or that the higher I wasn't in place, or it wasn't competitive, owes awful. I mean it was great at the same time, in here's. What made it worse was that, because we started as a college comedy club He really we will less on by design you know nobody wanted to be listening to some guru without sketch calmly, like we were just like in it. You know everything I thrown ideas back and forth to each all the time. Nobody was there to make a final decision about anything and everything was kind of democratic, so it makes it in credibly, unwieldy and difficult. We found ways to make it work, but yet it was completely super competitive people, get angry, get mad at each other. They be little clicks that would form than unformed, and now you know is it. Could it could be really ask how many that's by the way happen. The ban, Chumbawamba Wamba, but

a room where lot of politics no clear later God. How many seasons did you guys run? Because I was out here and ask me: we ve been going out it for three or four years by the time it also was fast was like the state of these guys are and who are these guys, how they get on MTV, but how many episodes and how many seasonality recall. in the end it wasn't that many was maybe the episodes or something and what happened was we got in offered ago? Do network television and our idea is like Falco: wouldn't it gonna send out and that's what we were promised added collapsed. collapsed almost immediately, we did a shelf was perceived ass, an CBS at the time. Still today was like it was murder. She wrote

that's who was watching CBS. India will now we want to get yonder and we want to get cool in Babylon, unable to speeding up the bunch life, and then we did a special for them, a prime time, the special that way the lowest raided network show us the way, in our entertainment weeklies to show like other, which sheriff ran out the lowest raided of the big three networks that we Basically, I the next day we would die and. it's. So I thought so interesting to hear the insight is like for me Here there are unemployed, we real funny and then they weren't on MTV what what we shall or something We totally shown ourselves in the Far EAST, so stupid of us tonight, decide you wanna, go beyond a network and see factor. We think we were like it was stupid. But at that time like

like we were fighting a lot by then like we were, like you know, bowing each other for like air time and light being competitive, it may not applied, may have gone the way of tumble one box anyway, Arthur the ethnic as early on that. Now is the time it is discussion. I remember so Michael you came on the radio show. God knows what it wants to doesn't seven to those made. Some like. And John I'm, fanny yours and advanced stage, not his dagger chain, of course, but I remember reading an article from the news occur, or something like tat where they sort of detailed the downfall of what you talked about the network thing blah blah in the interim in those years I had to know the executive at sea. CBS who was in charge of the state, I do want to name as neighbours he's a family friend of Christy's fighter.

Like Michael motions got em during the brake before me on the air. I said Michael Michael, you know well so and so and response verbatim was the other guy's a fuck. My mom, are you sure you know what I'm talking about? I do in there was a scandal associated with him because of The answer is that article it was. There was a there was an author who was following a surrounding David Lebowski when you do CBS Shell and that executive dead, some real Let's racially intemperate remarks caution the outdated. which then got The report to learn does and he reported it and he lost his job over it through. You know, I'm I've been around and had a few of those like it's that thing words like CBS goes come on. We wanna

here to a younger demographic and it's sort of like Skype. When Pepsi says we want to do a campaign, but gotta be edgy. We want new and energy and young, and it's like the aperture, can't you just clear your pack, malignantly your pumps and it's not I don't know and away it's not your fault, foregoing, okay, this is what they want, because we ve had that. I mean the hindsight being twenty twenty, I'm I'm defending here, which is I've, certainly been in a position to go. They want and then you show up, and it's like? Oh no, they don't want that. version of that is not your version of it yeah and you know to its credit, James, BBC's, Dixon baby. Who was only guy saying don't do this the only one saying you This is a mistake. Don't do this? Don't do this using yeah? Why tat tat having baby doll. Being my agent for twenty years, I can tell you this he's a

very much bird in the hand kind of guy like is like about gone test. The open markets like how about you stay where the fuck, you aren't, keep hammering tax because he understands this is how we would in. If you have a job, you have a job. That's your your priority way ahead of the game with a job rain and airlines socket very better job, but about just having a job. That's pretty damn good! In Hollywood. yeah and eat out. Now that I'm no longer twenty four, I understand that point of view a lot better. The assets. but I don't know I I I guess, with your hair, in any other way? You're young people brash that make decisions like shit happens like it all too familiar wilderness he'll be locked away was who we were like. We were those assholes who we're just gonna like take everything. If we could, we were just going he wouldn't even just gonna eat until we exploded and

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