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from girl one studios and blended California. This Adam Corolla Shell atoms guest. Today the creator of daddy Issues, Instagram Violet Venza. Would geographical news and ball bride on sound effects and now never bet against Brady, but always bet against him Adam to roll? It on to get it on a choice when again a mandate it on four June and aim thank for sharing. We love that about you, you're right, you in a grand right Bob I've now basically figured out there. If you have a problem with Tom Brady that just in your lazy, and you have a problem with your son, let's be honest or your bills yeah or jets.

But even then you still have to give it up for Brady. I acknowledge the greatness. I mean Jesus Christ so I was well. I've goes as one hundred percent wrong with my back, and I was one hundred percent wrong by bearing on the chief, but I did at least have the under. Although I didn't Betty under I did say I think they're think's going under, but I never bet the under. I bet the Chief Chiefs look hapless I've never seen em, look less prepared me, homes did not know touchdowns for the chiefs. Aki shock is shocking that dad they would. Punched at ball in the Amazon, there was a couple dubious calls a kind of early on. I always tell you one. Brady's, most incredible qualities. is figuring out a way to score with less

Then ten seconds left in a half in big games such back breakers. It's such a back breaker. You know when the war Pagers got the ball with a minute in one second laughed. The chiefs were calling time out because they thought they were going to get the ball back, I have one more shot, and the next thing you know they're going the the talks are going into the enzyme. So another sort of call card of Brady's, just getting some weird and semi questionable calls such as a lot of interference, hee, Hee benefited from this at the end of the game. Third, Conversion with the Packers witches, whatever happens, the unquestionable ball one of p eyes in the end zone. That ball looked like. It just sailed out the back of the answer. That did not look like a cat trouble ball, but one that guy, I'm down.

Into the least real goal range at the end of the half. That ball may have been unconquerable as well But also a flag, they stop growing, which is when the de bes legs would get tangled up with the wide receivers they used to call that is pass interference. They stopped several years ago, but they dusted off in this particular case, and I think it's because legs got tangled up and is the Davy was following. He put his hand out in touch the receiver and I think that's what they call, but the no. These calls individually again genuine call, but you know the accumulation and at the same time you gotta make the players in the box made. eyes. Then they definitely made the plays. Brady definitely could have had a pick on another kind of tough pass interference. Com all that ended up calling back and then the chiefs, one all sides in and all that bad

There was a whole succession of just bad calls that that is. I dont have Zaldivar us, has interference right, Tripoli, tripped and Ebay, literally like his foot on a matter as interference right They don't call pass interference on guys getting their legs tangled, look at it again. He swiped his foot with his hand. Look at it from the first first angle. We get tangled raise here, thus tripped up Yeah he's fall wing cause they got their free tangled tangled up, I he also off a little bed. I dont know why he always sold it really needed to go down that way, but there I would say eight or nine out of ten times. They do not call that pass interference, not not at a big game, not when you're trade

The guy in your feet, get tangled than yeah. He was falling, but his ass following his four went down, but he didn't slap at his feet or anything he resist falling with his hands for it I do not think that is pass interference at all and I dont that rarely gets called in order to get past interference these days, you normally have Yet some jersey, you have to get some stretch on the Charlie's or Paul hold their grab onto the jersey. The feet tangled fall One thing that was there was a big play because Anna Weird late flag, two of that, if that damn ball fallen, incomplete as it is a dead. The patriots weren't feel goal range. Who knows what would happen? Certainly no shot for them. Sound, but their chiefs. Never made their judgments and homes was under pressure, the entire game and just never any kind of rhythm he did throw up

ass, which, you know, it's always show it. So arbitrary, because Heathrow all the Terry Kill, Terry kill. whose normally very sure handed did not catch the ball. It would have been it off. His face, masquerade, obvious faced man It would have been a touch down and it probably would have gone down, it would have made. every highlight real for this. Her ball from this day forward because he threw the ball completely planked out like thinking of the one they went to Kalsaken Kelsey pad one that that what you're talkin about worries scrambling to the sidelines, grandmother sidelined in the guy eggs he's got him by the leg and he goes completely. of vertical horizontal and doesn't side arm almost to the end zone. I think I want bounced off Kelsey Mass now at the end of the game, began in the fourth quarter, the one where you laid out flat that went that went to hill. Yes, we can

we can show you that one any I think, of what went down is one of the great quarterback pass is one of the great quarterback plays in Superbowl history there's been some amazing catches by an end, even Eli Manning when he got out of the clutches of the patriots defenders. Still that was half. The quarterback but also half the catch. I mean the guy Peg, the ball to the top of his helmet. There was an amazing catch them It have been a swan yeah. That's all itself catches this What about a show so catch with an absolutely crazy piece of quarter backing where he just like out and through them from they laid out position and hill could not, cannot handle the ball so, Everything wasn't working, sorry, Gina, gradual will watch. It will more time he's complete we leave laid out and hill gets the

all in his hands and into his face mass but did not bring it did not bring it back. This is why we love football. The right I mean Tiree, kill as at an oh two hundred and forty eight yards in the first half the last time. These two team play each other and now It's like ok What can we limit this guy too, and he got next to nothing. I mean he got a few catches and garbage time, but MAX bad says it's the greatest incomplete pass. Ever it was ready psychic, it was. It was what of it, would have been an amazing amazing. Down, and it would have been far touchdown any scrambles of our but the beauty of football. Is you can't really do this in basketball purse? or maybe even in baseball. Many other sports which, as you can,

scheme all you want, but good luck, shutting down, Lebron James and apply off game you just the beauty of football. Is the box schemed and they put other defensive plan and they shut down, Tiree, kill and Mohamed like to the most dynamic past, receiver, do well in the Lee, and they were just completely taken out of the game and that's all, scheming. I it's not personnel, it's not. You know adding this person or subtracting. That person is literally just why it's kind of whites nice to have the x week going into the Superbowl that they can really put together that kind of scheme and that kind of strategy. How many people are on the box do think, have two yeah, probably just from sore losers, but people are yeah, whatever Brady would even be there in your way in playing a hundred percent through their same team last year, minded Stombaugh

and the seventy nine or wherever there are yeah, and I mean it and it's weird here it's weird they're, not talking about and being the best quarterback of all time to talk about him being the best football player involved, I'm which is weird because an end and the lesson to all the kids listening witches when I Growing up the best football player of all time was Jim Brown. Because Jim Brown was a man playing with kids. You know this. Guy was two hundred and thirty per It's a muscle in the reign of bouncing off for four forty, and it was I got a man playing with that junior high students so like he was the best player of all time, because football such a physical game and, of course, the best player of all times, gonna be the most.

The girl guy out their Brady is the least physical guy out on the field, save maybe the long haired punter for the blocks. And he is, spire of all times simply because of his commitment. His is preparation and then his sword of scheme- and I think I think, that's why we all secretly love football so much that scheme and he's forty three. Yes, pride of incredible write: a new Wendy whence what's the average year you tap out of the NFL, their release, you're not you're back the average career last like three year, yeah- you average career, maybe three point two years or something like that manifesto, which basically means twenty five and a half wow, maybe maybe when he six and as we all forget Brady took a decade off Super balls. I mean: how crazy is it that the guy, with seven super,

Victor ease in the middle of his career took an entire decade off of winning Superboss a sabbatical yes he's got. That is that somebody, ball, and with that in mind, don't you I don't know if he's planning on running for anything when he finally retires, by which you want that, in charge of. I don't know your school board, but do yeah This is very, very competent and a lot of ways. Yes, he never looks frazzled. He never has like for a brow when they go to him. Now you wonder how much lake and those closest to us, but never like ten act right. Weird question: I dont know if you guys let the answer, but the main wrath. I don't think I'm sure there's more than one I followed along. I was by myself. I really have to make your last questions you and he was working deceive the military background. You think those guys you

like a military guy, the main the main one yeah. And make her eyes on the tv. You think those guys come from a military background about about some do: Verger, yeah Also, when I tell everyone all the time, football is the military, the imo, George Carlin, MAX a panic and find a job Carl and has a famous bit about football being sort of the same as the military. The terms of the same even stuff, like it's, a footballer whose baseball bat right that one's yeah data, right out of its territory tenure as well When you listen to the great Deacon Jones Ways, not talkin about going upside of moments ahead, gently came up with the term sack sacking the quarterback. His thing is like in world war, two with you'd blow up a town

I'm a town, you'd sack it lack that town. So there is there there's all of they. You know that says in blitz, Craig in out more more world war, two german jargon there they are there's a lot of, and so the guys who come from that world are totally regimented. When, when I play football, it was like a little. Are ROTC training damp everyone lines up? Yes, sir? No sir everything's in unison that callous Annex in everything are all done in unison and in time it's it's very militaristic, and then we shall, I say, good field general. In that kind of stuff S run, as you say that football wasn't baseball's most popular sport horse racing whatever then after world war to all these guys who were in the military became, went to your college football pro Football Bob lie and be a patent a lot of military in since the events, so it the either there from the military are there just from football and that it is just that

Terry anyway, who Carl's Schaeffer as I guess his his dad was a rough too. I guess as quietly a cool for your dad have oh yeah dad's a raft that means you're out on the field. When your kid you're screwing around your goodwill Superbowl, you can go to any any home. Gamer anyway, he's a king a girl he decides who gets to keep going. Who gets you know? That's he makes the rules right. So then there is the commercials. Gina probably had some thought and some of those commercials, welfare one seem funny. I think that seem to be the winner in that the clubhouse for four comedy, please just funny it was, will fare all shouting at stuff which is inherently may x. You laugh right, yes, giving getting frustrated. I thought I

is Europe pay attention to the cameras? Was this year only just me and TEST Christie, not so when you got for it would run aground house and must have played draws up. You know what, thought about Christie during one commercial in particular, because of course the relies celebrities and we saw the math your kind yawn and whatever, but one with We celebrities and no clydesdale after I saw that Budweiser commercial. I thought of Christian thought I think she's gonna, like that one, the one that's just like you know all the ways you can be like our. Let's have a beer, let split iberian hours. She chair beer either. That was a great commercial, should tiered up one of my foolish one. It was. It was not even the job as rapporteur, but please don't say the Springsteen One now, a Springsteen successful singles over forty So I was, I got my hair cut last week and I went into the super cuts in Burma,

thank and by the way gotta haircut. Like fourteen minutes, I mean there's nothing. I want better than us at a fast erika, but also had this. Conversation, I am very interested in I love women who are in sort of real working jobs, and there was a kind of invisible, but I always liked that kind of talk to them and find out what their with their thinking about. So she was talking about our kid and her husband, and am I should what's your husband doing? She said: dab dry The fork left and I said there were they go. I got a fork left and I share that. What's your highlighted, but the response: what's your husband thinkin about there like this, he said, is the aspired something and she said I think he wants to be the best forklift operator ever not like that's a hat.

Be couple hurl, yeah hell? Yes, this guy's happy drive and his fork lived, but though he wants to be the best and she's, cotton, Heron Burbank at this super cuts- and I just said, happy and then I said so who looks it who looks after you kid you're on your super cuts all day. You huh out in English age. Dna propane powered ballet where, where he's magnificently operating this fork laughed and she said, my mom watch ass. Our kid during the day, she's the best- and I thought this is this group- is happy, and I thought you know he's are we not getting rich driving the fork, She certainly ain't make an attentive DOW, especially if my seven and a half per cent and hip bought

There is a happy couple shall grateful for her mom. Her mom is watching the kid. The kid gets, the b with grandma and both parents or out bus in their hump all day, but occupied engaged in and happy We have the minute twenty George Carlin Clip my pants. and from the internet, while here it is, and finally the objectives of the two games are totally different in football. The object is for the quarterback, otherwise known as the he'll general to be on target with his area of assault. Riddling, the defence by hitting is receivers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use the shot gun,

with short bullet passes and long bombs emerges. Is troops into enemy territory. Balancing this area this, although the sustained ground attack which bunches holes in the forward, one of the enemies defensive line in baseball, the object is to go who entity say I'll be safer. There you go right, Brian. Has his sports ball tweets get some good ones this year. Some as this is a bound this year. I think people were maybe at home, watching the simple who might not have been otherwise not happen, but we got plethora a cornucopia. You re really was the quota, beyond her flower may also so, and we shall declare winner the winner, husband,

those by me and will reveal its on this, if inspired yielding alike, are right. Good. All right. We got a story out of the New York Times, which is Donald. Macneil Junior got shit canned after forty five years of being a stalwart report, for the times, while he's done something, he must have something insanely egregious we all agree on Haiti was forced to resign to meets its. It's not well forces, sign as the one part, and then there is the apology which I always like a forty five years that guy's been there. He was their covert reporter. I think one appeal it, Sir and now is that the Governor Poorer five years. He I was on a was on this this story years before anyone even knew what it was so he has been forced to retire, but why pray tell Dawson was forced to retire

He wrote this to the times to the staff of the times wanna to them. Nineteen New York Times trip to Peru for high school students. I was asked at dinner by a student weather, thought, a classmate of hers should have been suspended for a video she had made twelve year old, in which she the racial slur to understand what was in the video I asked if she called someone else's slur or whether she wrapping or quoting a book title in asking the question. I used the slur itself, I should not have done that. Originally, I thought the car taxes which I used, this ugly word could be defended. I now realise that it cannot. It is deeply seven, hurtful the fact that I even thought I defended itself showed. Strong, ordinarily bad judgment for that Allah to the steward, on the trip. I also stand my sincerest apology, but

apology needs to be broader than that? My lapse of judgment has hurt. my colleagues in science, the hundreds of people who trusted me to work with them mostly during this pandemic. The team at the daily turned me during this frightening year and the whole institution, which put its confidence in me and expected better sulphur, offending like call and for anything I've done to hurt the times which is in the two! Should I love and whose mission I believe in and try to serve. I am sorry I let you all down. Donald robberies. Inevitably something you're old person learn their lesson yeah. I know it at the get the slot machine ready round, because when I'm assuming they said, is if, if in his heart felt enough, you will walk away with a big bankroll huge. Several. You know all your for one case, but it has to sound. Like you mean it.

Well. The times is basically saying luck. It's not. We don't with the intent is any more. You said the work and who told them use announcement on her. Somebody on his trap, by the way took talk about ungrateful students who take on a trip to Peru and they fuckin narc. You out turn daily. The daily bees broke, the nor is it asked the question. Ok, first things first everyone's going into the cornfield. At some point, you don't think you don't think your hat, is in the ring to go into the cornfield. Anything, that's interesting! Is he why

Did he initially shed? This is not like I'm going to fight this and then the staffers at the New York time all times all got together and started, circulating a petition or something, and then it became overwhelming, but there's a couple things that are scary here. First is first thing and I'm the stout, I'm sure this guy. Seventy in the average age of the person that got him shit can is twenty three right. It's interesting, I was thinking about going into the cornfield salve is talking about this with Megan Kelly on her show early. Today, and I always talk about the kid cornfield manor realize. Oh, that's a kid that kid Is wishing the adults into the cornfield, your bad man you're very bad and all the other dulled instead smashing the kid over the head with a fuckin potted plant go down up with done is a real good thing is a real good thing, hoping

that's how they won't day. Don't get wished out into the cornfield next, it sounds like a weird analogy. I think it's completely at these. I'm starving heads that are wishing old people. The corn field in the old people are scared, I'm sure again agreed with you, you're out an egg megarians this year though she got wishes. And feel, but she got a lot of corn bread before she left, oh the that's what I'm talking about. That totally makes sense. Yes, I don't have. Dawson had had some more to this by the scary. Now here's the other scary part at the store. Was you know a hundred and fifty times, employees sign this thing or requested, or whatever one percent

shove them really felt fearful of the old man who is working on the covert case- and I dont know volunteering for help kids to take them to Peru or whenever or just felt, the pressure to sign it. Because ray? Other people were standing next to their cubicle. There Is the scary part. I don't know you know you go. We have a hundred and fifty people that are concerned really, Are there are a hundred and fifty people are therefore assholes and the rest don't want to go into the corn field, because now you gotta decide when that purse and ass. You to sign this petition, he's gone in the corn field. Already, do you wanna be next He'll go along with it because we got a second petition its people who, having signed the first chicken shit, petition and they're going next, I don't know why, and by the way in which these are journalists? These are journal. This is

How we want to conduct ourselves in a place of journalism. Wasn't this kind of stuff relegated to? pot, religions and cultures in the past is a very cold tat you like, vibe here, you're, not the institution, disposed to uphold your worldview. Be the shiny beacon of journalism. Veronica truth dies in darkness, funny to is when we were growing up. The two worse things you could be is a cry baby, tattle tail, yes that's right, and now it's celebrate very virtuous. Yes, yes to be scared, tat tail now. Wool will launch your career into the stratosphere, but then I was go about it- we all have kids what about the workplace? What does the work hold for our children. You now if they would like to go into journalism or anything else? What what is this work of the people that are now the p

getting this guy. Shit can probably don't have kids, but they may have nephews and nieces and they may have kids one day. This, the environment. You would like to set up for your children as they enter the workplace that we're gonna grows it yes, No Gaza, where go from here. Well, anyhow, about you know like north, Ray or China or Russia, think of the media and it's all state run and government run and propaganda, and you know I'd love to be able to tell the truth, but I don't want to be put in a good luck. But this is me talk about our alien overlords. We're doing this for cell the do it yourself is the real diabolical part of this whole thing. Well, couple things if you are going- To tell yourself, as an institute of Virtue Van your and I have to start killing your own babies, because if you're gonna be there times and you're gonna say we're so virtuous, then you're gonna have to kill of a lot of these people are frankly

we are not. I mean I was just going to say that her interview with Michael COD, which, by the way, ah so compelling, is so so great. Listening to you guys go have this discussion because he's a character, and I know your thoughts. It was great, but when you said that about Al Frank in it, it seemed like it No, I don't. I didn't wake something up and Michael covered in that moment like had he not realise that, like if you're gonna be virtuous, you gotta be honest. It's gotta, be everybody well if gonna cues, everyone else of being massage in is stick and you have somebody in your ranks that is being accused of being massage innocent. Then you have to purchase an actual, even if it's, even if it's a one out of ten. Still you can't even go closer you're gonna have to start purging your and this thing that we have talked about a million times this intent subject, intent is everything its

Everything and we ve just decided that this progressive liberal friend to all the New York Times. When I first things. First, I'm a much in who, through the first punch in army this guy sitting there in Peru Trinity. His foot essentially with his hands. I don't have the customs are there, but I bet they're forklift society and he there are there, and somebody seeks, is guidance so. It comes up to here. You know he doesn't approach noon and say: hey can around some ideas involving the inward they the ham and dry company grab it. he tries to be the dull, the Rome and actually get some cut. He once contacts he's like did you use this word? Did you use it to attacks on, or was the person quoting did. He song like what? What is the context here, but

in our new world order? It doesn't matter what the context is now so for today, in its activity, use original slur ass, but nobody right, Ryan and also aren't we creating a world that I've been complaining about for awhile, which is the young high school student, goes to the decorated New York. I'm a reporter and says I seek your guidance. What do you want that? What you want report or to say too that sixteen hundred off, I don't know, what's going on their training and go sit at another time, all right, giving its it's kind of that same thing of the past. Want to go out to lunch with the attractive new female employ because they want to be accused of which justice gonna end up being not going out aren't you guiding the female employ? Is it sets the movement back here at the time

that editor dean bouquet. So he previously said that Macneil should be quote given another chance, because his comments were not hateful or malicious intent. And he got a letter with over a hundred fifty New York Times. Staffer thanks. That's like our community is outrageous. and in pain and despite the time seeming commit to diversity and inclusion? We have given a prominent platform, a critical, be covering a pandemic disproportionately affecting people of color. to someone who chose to use language areas offensive and unacceptable site, any newsroom standards and thence a dean rights or the executive ere. He writes a message to the staff later saying we tolerate racist language, regardless of intent regard seven to end on the sand at some point where the executive matters like this. Is the policy fuck off we're like it, because at the end of the day, the deer tat

still the New York Times. I people want to work there, especially aspiring journalists like I can't imagine a lot. These hundred plus employees are hard to replace me. I'm sure there's a couple in there, but like this is the policy this is. This is where we stand and if you like, you gotta, go work somewhere else role there also kids, who need guidelines in a Guy knows in rules in structure, and someone should have said: hey I'm in charge of the times you're. Not I their stand. How to apply these rules? Thank you for your employed by it shall be ignored. and there are there other companies who have free, stricter policies. If, if this is important- and this is of young maker break for your employer by all means find them right, although the percentage of two hundred and fifty that would walk out of the New York Times, based on that, I say way less than three percent, but yes, question for Brian, given are our website

close age, but you never know. Wouldn't you think that the two It also thank you are the toolbars kind of the law chopper out a non when it comes to college. Professor, is I mean we we we would be able that conversation, and we would push because were nineteen twenty years old. then we're in the arts department and they would push back, and I look back as an adult going. God bless that professor I've never learned so much from a human being, then Doktor run well s rest in peace he's the best, and now these these tenured professors that are the gold standard of how to think critically do they even exist. You are the one of my. What am I favour, professor from Essie, scandalously tenure mother, many years decades. Scandalously, I believe Cinema Department because he felt a couple years ago said something that was taken reported by a student who know the moon and he was

he's a flamboyant fellow, he confirmed backstory like to our express an island and apparently express it a little too expressively down as students filed a complaint. also as all of us in all this stuff just ends up ending up in the same hamper. So when you go President Macneil guy. You know he got us all races thing. He said some stupid stuff in Peru with kids. God knows what he's doing with the care of a sexual tourism that, anyway, he's gone Ray Light. Like everyone just gets caught up, everyone becomes Harvey Wine, Steen or Michael richer are. We just saw this. We don't have enough. We can't separate Maybe now cases it's just that guy said some. Some hateful and he's been brought to justice Yet- and I told you this before but- and I was the doktor- will s who has just talk about? Who is my favorite press about time

Talk about. You know only ribbing, the ones that you love and respect. I told you before my nickname that he called me in the hallways. He called me in a crowded green room. He called me when we was just the two of us when we're on stage my my term of endearment his term in the different for me was dumb bitch. can you imagine us better, take care that we started Slovakia, but he thought it tat way. ROD was subdued badge and I believe, all man he loves me. You know like we have that relationship, but I respect him so much. He wouldn't work today. now- and I dont think, People really realises on a separate note, the the ball back, thing. It's such a endearment in our it's, it's like it's, it's like any tee

sure you ever had the kind of busted your chops, a little that judgment. They knew you they liked you, they felt comfortable around you, they didn't do with everybody. Tat meant something this professor October, I just talked about who I believe in in semi scandal. We aren't. I freshman year made me stand up in the middle of a two hundred and fifty percent class and repeat alive The cinema vessel repeat a line for a movie, is I've got outta. Here knows the lie I raised. Man is like saying sorry to say: I doubt stand up and say you give me the instrument of business yeah that that would not tat he would. He could have been fired, or at least reprimanded for that because he made you uncomfortable you. I told you my favorite improv teacher over the Groundlings Cynthia Spaghetti when I told her leave during the break of a class, because I was heart broken and I'm depressed at my girlfriend dumping, and I just couldn't be funny- and I couldn't I just couldn't function, but she should please keep it between the two

and I'm just gonna get up and say my stomach, not feeling well and I'll. Just slink out to my pickup truck. She just got the whole class guarantees Adam wants to leave Adam want to leave, this girlfriend dump them. He doesn't began to be funny. So what happens Adam if you make it sound, and I live in your girlfriend dumps here, you don't perform that night. How does it work? How does it where you re you're feeling a little discomfort, everyone prior feeling among Jessica God dammit I tried to do That's where I was honest, whether I should it is fuckin told her. My dad at art attack is in the hospital, but I confided unity. Cynthia said you Eddie. You will get your stuff all. He had performed diarrhoea Bootblue She was a ball

boss there, but I was one of her favorite, then I'd seared parties and stuff later on after I was on MTV Comedy Central she's, always tell me your own, my favorites, and I knew she was we. I was one. favorites. I knew she like we're, but she would bust my chops all the time- and I think she's that I had some potential and she just wanted me to kind of get past it, and I took it completely in the contacts with she delivered it all right sure we do sports ball tweets, let's take a quick break, will come back with the brain. It is time to shine right after this and now from the nineteen sixty five issue of good housekeeping one hundred twenty ways to please a man

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every year there are so many people, the hips tourism that's who delight in telling us how little they care about the biggest pop culture event in a year and I'm tellin you guys every year I get all worried before I'm like this is the year that no they're going to catch on. This is the year the joke gets older. This is the year that tweets dry up we're not going to get as many. This was a bounty, and I do think is because more people were forced stuck at home. You know not too and not go. Anywhere in doing something else, go into a restaurant go Inter Party or whenever they are actually able to concentrate and tweet. So we got a bag, a babby of Tweets Kalen, you you did it amazing Joshua Kalen for assembling all of these tweets and thanks to everyone who were treated me with the hashtag sports. Posterity gotta see this one. There were many and many in the classic category. kalen. You could put those up whenever our works, many in the Classic Category football game tonight.

DVD there's something going on today. Of course, many sports ball tweets in here keep Justine idea from below These are all verified accounts by their we're, not docks, and you know the normal average Joe. These are all people with blue check marks. Kate Justine from below deck just goes yea sports ball, and that's what we're looking for here from the classic category: lots of people making attempted jokes some a less successful than others. A lot of the theme going like whose Tom Brady, which Ones Tom Brady, is pretty who don Brady as without was a big theme for a lot of these would be jokers many many many tweets about superb owl, Obviously you got out another London's waste from superb out the Sierra Club. got got in action

and the show, I am sad to say, tweeted thereof- attempts at jokes Jeff, ROS Joe Mikhail David Wild animals by law. Time. Focusing on these attempts, but they got in reaction to the sports ball action lot of corporate tweets corporate free from Non humans Grover. Tweeted from Subtly street stadiums, on the actual way of road early mascots stamper reaction is Grover, not aware that he was in a super bowl. Commercial IP wonder if the Grover Twitter hand knows more about twitter puppet hand is doing because it seems to have been a pretty big sesame street commercial, of course judgment. all tweets lots of tweets, saying how bad the NFL is. A lot of the focus on common capron, a lot of focus on see tee in brain damage.

We all are to be celebrating this. Who is this? A despair managed to combine both calling Catherine and how about we are for our brain damage and the biggest category. By far we just a general disinterested general ignorance like what's going on. What is football Football work, Joe Wall, conservative blogger. He he read some fiction. Last night Zella button, the gay he caught some fiction. Can catch Jennings atam or you know both love. She watched the EDGAR, scissor hands commercial, but you're. Just not does not care about the sports by Joseph is Mariah, carry did yarn about it happen. If you, HOLLAND, Capron, appreciation day, she was in the previous bats.

Guess over now, let's get so, let's get the winners in the runners up first runner up is Caroline Frankie. Her tweet reads my only thought you got that when I came the first runner up Derek her topped. We says my only thought watching the Superbowl, wild and upsetting it's been to watch this country worked so hard to pretend, like everything should just keep going, no matter what cool fireworks now and then thumbs up homology. It's a solid, its condescending, its judgmental at holier than thou, and she went on to like tweet about the simple, a lot which is confusing but We definitely doubly judgmental solid entry, not good enough to win but solid interim who ass first run around

I should say the second place. Overall runner up is from a guy. I do not know Kurt Schlechter, because no Kurtz, I ll, have you heard the name. I hate to be a test, but by participating in this ridiculous Superbowl thing you support and reinforce a garbage institution that actively hates you and support to those who want to oppress you. I know it's a game, entertainment, a diversion, but as long as you watch, you help them This was one of this was the first of many tweets from Kurt on this day. He hateful angry, judgmental deranged, shaming, tweeting and put up the montage their caille in it. He did he would he hates the super simple as equals complicity. If you watch as you go, you are complicit with what I dont know. Gallagher current is very courteous. Very angry.

I'm reading his by August, I was like who is this just as free speech, absolutist, loud and proud, conservative and then a firework than crisis and what that means senior columnist, town hall. He also loves to make your mom jokes. Put those upscale These are just from twenty four hours like it's all. It's all replies about hay, cart, you suck or whatever, and then he's like your mom sucks or your mom's has an added. I don't listen. I dont know this person. Is I've never heard of him before but like if this If we, if we encountered each other, like your dinner, pardon you pay. My really good friend Kurt were really good friends by the end of the night, when I would no longer be friends knee hateful honour region.

Side. Man is the way it is you're a sad man Eddie. It's your mom makes me happy very happy. That's that's a page after the James Woods Tweet, Now your ride, like your mama, better, oh yeah, about James James, was a hill that this is an old old trope in the outskirts, Kurtz keeping it go, and this is all from yesterday or the honest he was the leader in the house for most of the day and like I don't see, any was going to beat this, but then I thought I dont want give. I don't wanna like honour a winner who, just so hateful and like mean so your winner of sports ball. This year is a video tweets are first ever video tweet this down a drifter drift, zero are drift or tweeted. Can we play the video Kalen

you play the perfect. Let anybody else not know who is playing in the Superbowl today until you got on your computer and googled it, or did you not even know that the Superbowl was today until he saw it blowing up on your timeline last night and this morning, all if that's true you're, not alone you're, not the only one who's, not such a big fan of sports, more especially american football, which is like seventy five percent advertisements. I dont know. Why would watch this when I can watch twitch instead, it anybody else not know who is playing in the Superbowl today, internet out on your computer it. So right away. You suggest you don't even those playing it, even though the game is today, that's a strong start. He mixed ASEAN, like sports, ball up handedly heed this guy's planet house money. At this point he D miss he dismissive. They called the NFL. American football, and then he makes the outrageous claim that seventy five percent advertising according the Wall Street Journal the outer swoop our game runs three hours and eleven minutes with sixty three minutes. A commercials for thirty two point: nine eight percent average is off by plenty

that doesn't stop him? It's it's it's! It's missive its wildly factually incorrect and includes the phrase sports ball. You mixing that sweet silky voice, which, admittedly another very nice voice, and you have your twenty twenty one sports ball. Congratulations, drafter! You are when there I'll be making a donation of your charity tomorrow very nicely construct. Indian Kalen! I also realise that we're talking about- or we shall maybe be talking out there- the commercials and the Superbowl on and of China has that cute up for the news, but the it struck me that she amene Kimmel, was in two commercials he went and wait. I know, is in the bathroom economy, which other one museum ride. I knew he was in the Matthew, macabre, hey one too, as we we provide area as watching that. But then

I was watching the other commercial was it for Hulu or was it was a paramount plus paramount plus, and they all these different character from star track people and their going up to the top mountain, the mountain and as looking at one of em and others like wait, a minute, that's Elmer from crank anchors. That's families. Cholera tour operators from I was just making Jimmy ABC is alive. They include him but its rights, Jimmy, not a big part of, but technically and super bowl commercials because I was looking at that and I said a wait a minute. I think that's Elmer from crank anchors and then one said? Is it and I went I dont know, and then they went here, the co greater the shop? yeah. I got another beer

That's how you before you create a beard. My aunt! That's that's our work, but I did strike me that the Elmer Crank Anchor puppet was off with the innate thinking spoken. I can hear him speaking in it as well as if we have the door. The explorer oh hiking, up the mountain, and so are heroes reached the summit of Panama mountain. Where are they? greeted by a very handsome man in a tuxedo Patrick stored It was I who someone you all here why this is a metaphor for how world streaming on parallel, plus now bingo genius? Sorry, we climbed all the way out this mountain, metaphor. Some of those to it is elegant, storytelling complicated. I lost it. I lost our ongoing silly books, you on Monday.

there's more glorious, always residue appear there. It is gas, greater arms making did yet you sort of fashion- that one out of that characterise about his grandfather fashioned after his grandfather, This dj coward need to show up everywhere, and now it is everywhere, but in a severe perfect it's perfect, he was in a group. He was dressed in four, he didn't speak, he didn't add anything so was on brand all right, so that says sports baltic You have long way this works by. Yes, it was it was. It was, the labour love collecting. All of these ridiculous. To its thank you, Violet and sin who has a very interesting storage is born in Saint Petersburg. Russia grew up in Israel. Gina grad move to outlaw Santos at fourteen.

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