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in studio check it out only bring back. The drone here will do the rest of the news. Let's wrap up this point, Teresa's news coming out. If you don't listen, you're an anti Semite agreed by the five Lindsey, well, his sentence in ninety days, ninety days. Well, what up to what timing the great dotted route in his defeat
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there I durski Lindsey, while hand night. What did she get why it is a new meaning, gets her more of ninety. Ninety
so she night is young candidates, treatment, and rightly so.
There is a ton of new.
Did you see you at your age?
found out about. It was, while the sentencing is going on. She is now thank you. She kidding she serious my yeah.
really that's it while still not fix sickened at first, I
You got a bad ass judge is kind of a bad ass judge, re redundancy
real predetermine the female yeah yeah. Well, the female judge. I mean in inappropriate judge your hanging judge just matter view disliking
by the time we had a little ep sooner last quarter. Port point meant where
She was saying her. Her attorney was saying to the judge. My client has
your photo, were right hand. She do that again today
yet in this this sir scant thing that's honour, whatever they re a ram. Think like the peer reviewed, the scant he's got. A gun like satchel still isn't gonna know them back. That has got so
She says you know your honor. My client cannot do these photo shoots the scrambling and she she can.
came down on a webpage said she said, listen
The thing, I think, that's what she was gonna try to solve. The point is
she knew she was dealing with somebody who didn't have a great sense here.
Oh no sooner lenient, no right and was probably looking economic low example. You know what you did too
she went through from the beginning of her? Do you I case all the lies and deceit and blame. She has listed everything you light here, you blamed here. He tried through somebody else out of the bag
that? You lied July July July July, and now here we are again you still
No, you don't understand when I was so very clear. You understood your life, so the court orders. Ninety nine. That was that
what about this very matter of fact. It was not cheating attend Oliver Alcohol entered she was not like. She was like. I need to make an example: you're not listening to me. The attorney for the further.
people were the ones who really like up get not like. We ve got your attention. She still manipulated. She saw biscuit so Janusz issues that it, but the George, the cautious about luck, yours,
you need. You lie Eugenio bullshitting and here's ninety and ninety, and will see what goes Atalanta. How tell about
while daddy low hand seem to be the one who was trying to get ordinary have Mama low hand? Was the one who's gonna denying mom's got em? I asia that I haven't. You die some does somewhere the problem when you ve been a treatment multiple times.
Bizarre that hold. That concept is bizarre. There's a while, and I kept saying photographs of her with with her chip. You know like she was really
imbroglio about what you when she left, Sir Glide, he replied, she was sick lifelike for much.
Good treatment. She was so by. She was really doing it, and issues were completely south melodic lot
Some may go ask for an item. I deal with this summer's, not enumerate. Well, that's fine, but that's ok, but then
should happen. Tat exists in any. You made the point that, for some people, jail can actually be really help
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yeah. Well said it's a good! It's a start!
just ass, nice ass mean ninety days now I mean you know means me
is that why no seven years means two and a half years right enough. Ninety days meant ninety. Take forty one day you, what did it mean for parasol legs
but seven days I feel, like, I feel, like Paris, Hill spent the
like a share for he's, got a fair bit of time and by the way you noticed he's got a gun right, yeah she's, a regular theologies I mean, has asked Larry King arrived
she told him he was gonna spend her days. I shall bring those years like she's like I spend my
studying the Bible, really what's your favorite like all of them ass, he was he added she. I daresay you know. No one knows
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an urgent changes as well.
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what do I keep an eye on the jailer prison ye? I don't think she can hang around the general pop. How does
Someone like this make money is currently what she looks like that, the one with the squid
the picture the beginning and the scrap, that's the last of it gives the last time she had asked when she couldn't make it because she was a con. Thousands
yeah together the judge dues had enough of what goes on. I know these people are annex or out of control. No one can control them as theirs
is there no body in their life, the king, a sign these people? Basically a guy
to say you know like about forests, YO yo you, but they are the ones tat. I know I know, but I mean just the between your family and in other the fact that these guys have potential to earn millions of dollars just like that withdrawing the garbage. Do they not have any? I don't know
nobody can be assigned to them? That says? Look I gotta get you you're not going out to the club tonight come to stay at home,
where's your daily dieters way. Britney spears dad seem to have done. Ok, you got a formal, that's zero. What that different track, that was a mental health, Rep Ray was endangers. I've learned fifty should then they got. A conservative from mental illness is almost impossible to get a conservative for drug addiction. You can get their people
you're, it's your right to use roasted! I would have, and so to get it for an apple.
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I tried to reach out her we're ocean city to rose wave me at the MTV movie, words, families, I kids their adoption,
Oh boy me, I've been filed. Does the Euro end when this is? This is with an angry. You haven't scrambling, yes, they can through school, and I go I'm going to say of a cause you any distress of Sars. It was my intention not you're gonna be guilty.
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I suggest you say a harsh mellower
remember when we were on MTV and was we ass, we asked for tickets, the MTV, oh yes or no,
whereas they said now, then we fought form
What if I know, I've early this door? I know hyperbole but lay at least let's laid out for further rubies
We were on a what would be considered a successful two very successful MTV show it wasn't quite
the Osborne, Sir, the Jersey Shore, but it was
Lee. It was an hour into a wind of did very well, and everyone knew who we were like deed, walk down the street, a lovely MTV empty, be lovely eyes, were very popular, MTV show and we were into it wasn't
First episode was I to clearly it was probably couple yes into it, and so there have any MTV Musical Wards Movie or the movie warrants
we asked if we could get tickets, we
we want to go, I will normally. Yes, normally they invite the tower come sit in the first row and I have nothing else to promote lung disease. Autographed underwent, don't don't jump ahead of us three when we consider that ourselves but Papa, do we got no invitation to go to the show, but then our wives wanted to go to the show. So we ask for tickets, and I think there was a
policies strivings but downtown on everything and then at a certain point they did come up with some tickets
we were sitting the tickets. They came up with
now you're member in New York, the ass.
Not to walk down the Red card right, notable musical these boys, because
MTV, has horrible self esteem and envy basing its like. If you're on our network, you can't be a stalinist. Second, this is confusing because you see a ward shows on network television. You notice, like them
Lee. Haven't you ever seen resenting, because on that night, what ought to be the latter, though I know it yourself.
but the oddest us yeah. Look, I'm just ain't, you see a guy, you think I have no idea who that is. Why is he
sending an award were about any realized all now legally em to remove your words, you see one interview talent,
the only way when I it's not like.
If you jumped over the ridge,
hope and ran down the carpet you be tackled, but they
they made it clear that, while in that enter through this, your rail, this method is the musicians. Go here. Remember that just goes beyond musicians or Jack, black or whoever Ben still art, but whatever was we who
on- and we were basically the tonight show on MTV at eleven. Thirty were doing an hour where giving ratings that many, the other late night shows get today right back back in the day, and we were
Tell the no uncertain terms that is now
the door. You go the wheel
horror that Turkey's do different bank. We have trouble figure out where the. How will we got in there like Tom Cruise Brooking DNS, like I we're through adopting more rapid down flume grew, was on a cable system to be arranged ass. Caterers yeah, I drew in the car right in the car in the room service. Popped up said popped up with that mental down they put over the nice python.
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over the hedge,
nay, nay, events there with nature, is done, the bag and a giant floor. My four and its much it's pretty much like all award shows that in the first several rose they have the puff daddy's and you know Eminem send a half the cardboard picture them nor rehearsals that and then at some point it
since the secondary stars and at some point it gets into the managers and the agents and then there's the bleachers in the back and the bleachers are just for
the climate will make no get out.
so we showed up and there were kind enough to give us some tickets. We showed up we're like looking First AIDS arena passing Carson Daily. No one else will we virtually hike up? Basically, a rope ladder we'll get to the task. They were literally toward the bat we're about four.
Rose ban, the top from that from the very top of these makeshift steel, bleachers that when the very back at Auditorium
was so overt.
We actually sat down and people are sitting around us going. I was what you guys doing. Here's my power was to pay off.
No one is they thought that we were
gonna throw a thing to us. I am sorry, but that is a bit like a civilised. Almost out of past. We wonder where we will exacerbate yeah yeah, like they thought like, as I'm gonna get naked back. Are you gonna get? You were gonna, run down to the password means and withdrew? I think you there's. No did you remember
You remember there is one worker gasoline, excellent excellent.
So we're sitting up in the very back this bleachers and now
worse sitting in the for dollar seeds, with all the nineteen year old, who clearly recognised as empty, because today, every night wars and the like. What are you guys doing there sitting on sitting on a wooden bench with everyone, and then
I said: well, tickets were hard to come.
I and then the person in front of me. I thought those funding there in front of an apparent rounds. I got mine today, we said where'd, you get, it really comes on the radio stay outside and then it's like what the fuck is wrong with MTV there such I judge, eighty I gotta say, and at worst up with amounted to two very different regime,
the idea is not least where I sat with regular people they treat me knows. Why was there d I am getting his if he really is what I thought pesticide back, that regime this is about fifteen years ago, I think hated us. I thought that from the beginning,
I just now that what that little point I don't either. I think they act that way towards ever will know, but they were like with like we would have liked. But they're like we were some sort of out of rule misogynistic
overly such aid
they hated the programme didn't understand the show they thought with this issue: either
right on that point right I'll. Yet we worthy sorted this sort of outcast program that, unfortunately, were successful needed to be contains me with it.
these good plan. How did they let him go down the road carpet.
Obviously there is destined for greater yeah
we really telling the people on your own network or doing successful shows that you can't walk down the red carpet that yours it with
at first they didn't invite us. We shot out of allay the
my Lord show was an ally and they offer
no tickets,
When we asked warm there,
My really my sense was it they d like us and let the shop- and we know what it was. I have heard that, because we were being produced,
we wish or not rank Z weren't there. So they want to get rid of us, but there was doing too well so they had this kind of hatred desert sands. The answer that we saw that had to suck we were they didn't much. Did it not dislike us as people they just like the whole situation? We had a second, I think.
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yesterday and they were starting on Saturday. They must go.
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and they were so upset by the leaks that this time nobody knows
the people of China Sand former Playmate. I think she was talking about it. She's boy body.
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excited without when exactly one
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they don't want to stay in California. I hope they go easy all eyes about it. I guess I've never seen so many great institution them thoroughly to you
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force right course. That's right. Does a year I really like those things visit. These places are finding out about them.
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Ray daughter now washing universities, Saint Louis Georgia, sort of floating around.
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you know, I saw her to say they would go this place. They were all go, but I don't think this is where the borders,
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that's that's an order of foreigners is this was that's. The heat is all new attitude noted I need is a new attitude
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time? Kid got further myself. My mom in here
job just wait, a second laughed. She didn't get empty. Now, wait you guys. Aren't you gonna, be shared stay with you over the girl, since the guy in the square feet with one bathroom and anyone leaves like a cat dies. Its roots reason to celebrate remain like yeah lemme was.
be winner. Here's your house movie. I look at ways of data,
They were now I've. Seen as current house. I don't know you got one thousand north Hollywood. What's going on, there was no Hollywood. High looks like
Grandma died. A mom is still living in the same house for the last fifty something years and now she has to figure out what she's doing with Grandma's house, but I don't think could be anything
what about a historical plaque or serve me, there should be something in front of us
ass, a really I mean the house is over a hundred years old.
I fear that Europe, a Europe that you re dead the house, I would ever thank you for a while the
was outside, I grew up in is over a hundred years old and it really fucked up an animal tat sudden is,
because my step at laughs about it, but it's not really. Somebody should be bragging about as I've.
famously said. There is a
border size, piece of raspberry fruit, roll up that me and my cousin, Gregg Stuff,
to the ceiling of the Dan inside of the hundred year old House. How well we can do some quick man,
me, my cousin brag, where eight nine or ten, so it's been thirty five plus years of thirty five would be the lowest amount of time it could be really spent over. It's probably heading
toward forty year. I was in college role now is Mount was called like an echo is colloquy yummy path, tat, no traded for trading sort.
John laughingly, when I talk about two weeks ago, I said: well, you know the the North Hollywood House, it's pretty old, we don't have, we should do so. Let us try to redo, it then sell and we're not sure what to do one thing of all time. You're doing anything, but
and then he laughed and said: yeah we gotta redo my room, which is the Dan for everyone.
Syria venison you piece of shit
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buddy top a piece of paper b and stop it to the ceiling in nice.
team. Seventy three and it's still there will be a celebration of personal inertia.
You are supposed to paint your house on the inside like every eight or ten years then forget about it
a job is still peacefully
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and now my wife, my now that was that was my sister's room, excellent
what about our laws with ain't? There is live alone.
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had rule of my room,
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no priors, I always make sure specify had the water heater in it
and it has the metre for the meter in it because it used to be a porch and meet a reader is to come to the back of the house
and it was on the back of the house at some point. It got enclosed and they put the water.
in a wise machine and me in there now need climb over the watchword get into bed. You would have you know meter man would have come in for me to imagine how fuckin green acres of rare she gets a guy in a blue sure, but the man with the bags on determining what were the clipboard crawling over your bed once at once, a funding once among others, a backdoor tobacco is a bad guy. Vittorio opened, the door is walking in stepping over the clothes going.
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again saying so
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stir? Rome is my room in my sister's room. Work really rose is when
a kid moves out of the house. Sometimes they leave the bedroom as if it was not in love with heads. Sometimes they turn it in all. Now Sundance got his office back in order to make an office out of it and then other tend to make it don't guess.
Rome or something like TAT, our death might just
his bedroom was turned into a storage room when it kept, can stop and tools and things
and against those with a blue, but the chain with changed. My life had changed his stuffy inside of her utter idiosyncratic
my room was also turn into a storage room, not because they have a lot of shit, but because they were room size, the reserves in clause in the room.
it's it's just took over. Fifty
I didn't know how or why didn't know. How does he made the dad just now you know, what's going on with with Adam and his daughter right
I love that one of the one of my first knowledge centres took up a forty just danish Wendy. I gotta get when you get it
NATO, happily phone to see just want to stay with a friend notions, railway, Jimmy S, residence,
When I saw out of my mom's house by twelve or thirteen says she did, she have to more passive
ladders wearing no saw with his daughter the best thing that store ever her with? We refer to all the time
you know how the Tories learn to notify the parents. When she's got a pupil right,
yes and come in, and so one day in a city runs up to Adam and solely size were satisfied. Tat rang the apple:
Desires their Adam financed shook off sorry. What I read his daughter would you think of the history now please tell us around us hugging her and she said she had poop.
Just to get away from people like I've had my eyes.
I will repeat it up. As he says, all the women in his family hate their dat any trying to counteract it old women he threw down. For you see fair, your mommy Jamal is your room,
Well, everyone hates everyone: that's, but especially your sister hates Jim Mighta, the as yet without busy took off
Well, no, either really take nominal easy. He checked I get left without leave right right, but that there was a divorce and he was Jack murmured talking earlier about that, the nine year old woman who had the husband on the sofa more anaemic,
the night when I was in high school right back, I'm dead for years,
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for eight for a male he's. You know a three and a half before theme
he is minus five. I mean women can't take that where this member we're talking
doubtless show about Vienna in TAT. Jake and Jake was present in it
sure enough affection and was an excited and it wasn't. You didn't show her that attention that
but it might at such a flat liner
I was able to overcome it by just playing sports are going out there fuck around. I did what guys do wrestled with my friends play football through dark clouds. Percentage would put,
visit. There might be other maidens eyes. Did my sister could deal with it? You can't deal with that kind of flame.
we're a little more delicate yeah.
We are relying on its citizens, ruffians, yes,
I think I think there is a lot of estrogen around the house,
and she likes. It is tempting love early this year and sunny liked. Your stuff, like the mechanics,
you just show me see him, show me around your garage this. You want me to see everything you Surrey, sunny is completely self contained in it. I mean it's pretty pretty good example, just very simple example: I took them both and my dog for walk yesterday,
and what sunny does he walks out twenty feet in front of us? Any almost talk, storms?
like I look at those employing Lucky's, lizards up, daddy, lizards, loggers, Daddy Lizard pig breeders talks himself and he walked out in front of Us
she has the scooter and shit.
It's the shields,
byways, leash hooked up to the scooter and then my
poles her and then I have to steer, and then I say you know use dear this now known
how you steer all probably no. I don't want no known on that. I have to put your than now you're doing it wrong and then, whatever and legislators, at a certain point we get to the to her father we get to the top of a hill, and I'm, like
Kate listen Nick. I you gonna screw it up now and then she s a kind of a fair and then she says you carry the schooner and then she she cried
all the way down the hill just sort of whimpering, and then when she gets the front door, it black turns in turkish handle it. What happened- and it was a disaster above. Allow me well
also he does his walk up the whole walk down the hill. He doesn't isn't ask for a lot. I carry me miss that even yet he didn't I
Harry multiplies the sunny ask as you like you like to you yet true. I symbols
but if a little point is as he does not have legal disconnect not happy
I thought so big deal right. Herds began yeah.
at it. So she needed attention up the hill,
tension down the hill and not happy about wherever I said, Ursula get on.
scooter all hold. You will write down. It has complete. She wouldn't sphere I should get
Steer you gonna run in our society. Do you think is inherent is intrinsic there,
in that way and nothing you do is really gonna Jesus or hard to tell our guy some days, I Fletcher bag for Gmos. Does how much of your kids changed over the years. Their basic sort of constitutional qualities remained the same, but their precise have changed dramatically in terms of direct
the girl was, I hope, can be as high as a bit that if there are those qualities in Uganda
denies them as who they become when they were first rate
studies lay back there she's a pain in the ass. I don't think that's ever that parts and ever changing the abbot. The girls can really become very self. Sufficient later were letter was assisted, it working
I was a couple of phone calls. You drew surely see as well
to ask Scott from SALT Lake City, Scott.
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Your post like website near so does that mean we question as the mission. Would I? U power by
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thought her? How all this was? How will this year, twenty nine?
What do you want do into Nyjord Humaner? Well, we plan or time's up, ok meagre
I want you to seek a borderline liars and the horse. I may I got nothing. That's great,
you met her softball theme, yeah, I've known refer actually over a year. We play ball together
she noticed recently got over relate them, so we started dating, but I just happened to see that a few weeks ago and I'm not gonna like go and look at the video aiming buzz word since this is like one of these was popular ex boyfriend or some
should it how about you. I think I will tell her about building a case that she was an unwitting,
no verify, there's some kind of porn site where you post videos of your ex girlfriend
that sort of so wasn't
the phasing out of your girlfriend, but she
She made the front page was mean she's, pretty hot.
I am sure, got a cannon for rider one scan. Why? Why would you not tell him yeah? Why were they not color? If she doesn't know about it, did you really need to know I maybe maybe,
better would I'll think God observer caught somewhere between, like anyone feeling like this, a bogus cop by I would say if it's not
Bogus call I'm whiskey,
on this white, like drew white collar. Well,
whether its loved one or whoever, whom
burn your life. If there
the chances she would never find out about. This could be the kind of thing that could be deeply.
I have a habit. I google her name and see if that comes up. Ok, if that comes up,
Sorry ass! Well, because if you try to get a job or something that's exactly what that's what they're doing right digital began, the enemy I mean Teresa
am. I feel your life is. If I was never gonna know about it, then I wouldn't want to know about it, but the scope. It could be a lot family disturbing to refer to an area right source MIKE I'm second city to living with AIDS,
after TAT carries become very unlike a ball and here's. Why specifically? Because why did she have to tell big that she kissed David, spoiler alert?
What what did it matter? She just hurt his feelings. You work high enough to really lesson that the lobbies ridiculous. You should have
There is no need, as I hope I was complaining about, he was on a marijuana strip.
They may decide railway words, but they have
marijuana strips right now!
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yeah? What about my ass? You tried, it has said
regulations, are sanctions are a lot of sex in the city daddy. Would
yet Donny
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the movie that much more enjoyable worse, I got highs a kite. I recommend a high
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to call at about one of these pot stores. The other part stores things medical
get it so it's again under its american specific about the guy you put on your telling someone, I think, and yes it. If you like, would would smoking abusing thing now.
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its awesome. I recommend at all the kids out there who, when cool, do it
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what's all, certainly
we got a guy. You I swear to God. You could ride your bike by particular sang global reality.
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but the point is that I die that is gonna use,
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right. That's why you're here I just wanna die. I did get her first
fund. Al Qaeda really right rather have you lose either way it the best guitar cartel.
right. This thing made the movie much better, and yet
Teresa the part where Carrie she cheated with big and
Daddy Abu Dhabi, achieved by the hears here's what they here's the deal, which I can't stand, and I hate it when they do this in movies. She kissed and old boy friend
which we as we all know is-
desire or when it comes to read all three and in our first off somebody you ve had sex with on multiple occasions. You kids, you Eddie Brief kiss. It was a brief airing. Perhaps in a public space was like the lobby of a hotel, a very brief kiss, not a passionate. Even if this is the sort of brief moment
and then went their separate ways, and then it gets to that point.
Sean. I have to tell my secrets: we don't have zebras. I can't live as well as bullshitting to show sucked him off in the men's room and then
He could have something, or at least fuck them at Harrow, but she
Do that because she's, a good girl, see
he's the hero of the moment. So instead she does something, that's nothing because they have to have it.
ways we are making a failed. She does something: that's a zero, something that even
most concerned
a person God fearing person. You know what say you know what they're. Let's leave
Dogs lie. You go back to allay or New York. No one needs to know about this big deal now, but you
like she had to tell him something that was nothing I've heard of you, not what you say. You have not been completely stone right. You two entirely pulled out of the film right there I sail. Why would a selfish, even stoned? Yes?
a horrible piece of riding because it was it was. It was
Google riding like what they do
in all these movies, like what they do and current air, which is, we gotta, get Nicholas caged prison, except for Nicholas
age is the star, so we can't get to
right over an old man. He has to get your bar fi, except where he gets jumped by three guys in a parking lot. It's not his fault. In that way.
we'll get into prison, but he still gets to go to prison
does. It is because they would ever taken needed to set a fuckin work and then what's he do repay her jewelry every finds out about it lacked diamond that believes. That was a cop
the flood there were seen that were so atrocious like them, I'm seeing karaoke too I'm every woman, and then I am. I am woman. Thank you, Helen Right, Bulgaria of mood of collateral thing you ve done in those two weeks over here be wrong. However, I would say I thought the writing. While in parts atrocious was better than the first movie,
because of one scene, which was the scene between Charlotte Miranda discussing mother, but any rarely here of
very very honest depiction of mother first hours, one first hour
no night. Thou art can control affair, but I now saw goes registered yesterday, she's good she's gonna interest. I find her flawed as a human, absolutely aright
Jesus. I got news for you, I know it and that's it. I hate it MIKE Mike and ask them what guy
your God. Thank you when English major
What book that do read one March to book, I read our while you were there.
I urge you to use your duty
how about I almost lost their lives in Europe in your volleyball stadium.
yeah, we were, we were speaking in their endeavours to guaranteed at the end of it
We will be starting autographs over there. Oh yeah yeah they have
Pierre set up new MIKE. What's going on with you,
well. I haven't you,
part of that and remembering the type of Europe that of thinking about the guy shooting people from your clock tower right now. That's what you think about Allison yeah transmit the air I got my
I will overlooking remember Albania. I've been kind of like a compulsory
pathological kind, a liar and a lie, but a lot of things, but almost everything that my do daily basis locked up and is going to cause problems to cleaner. May my girlfriend and wondering if this is some kind of, but maybe I come over disorder pumping do psychologically
attempting to control thrills. How does it get past eyes lying work because I never could lie
learn to lie as an adult, but I was literally impossible for me to lie from zero to twenty five lying compulsive lie is a symptom and his case. It's not a good symptoms. It suggests typically, which called character pathology, something's wrong with his personality, functioning common reason, people get. That is the thing s your time, killer, beatings. Typically,
elzevir beat by their fathers. Just spend every night had been thinking a ways to screw over their dad and the man and every other interesting ways it your way,
things, digital scheming, all the time at along with that becomes sort of a lying. Your line can be part of sociopath the line.
Part of now being alive. Yet it's I E. Some of that is about reef the problems of domain you'll, transparent. Everybody can see you if you I, like, you can't
line. Is it's really like being, although I am a little bit is actually healthy, I could not lie like
I mean if I didn't want to work Saturday. Shifting Mcdonald's and my manager came up to me on Friday,
five and said hey, may you be here six thirty work practices, Gaza, Lily dropped out, I'd be like yeah
like I could ever do well, I would be easier to go. I go I gotta get now is that was there was a spy status? Specific instance immediately comes your own defence. Will rally
result when you act like slow self esteem. You couldn't even breathe
you're up yourself. I mean, if somebody said, can you help me move all weekend for free? I just be like if I didn't have to,
I think that it is badly. I didn't wanna, do it I'll just have to go. I can see the high disclose. Incredibly personal things almost to an extent that's pathological by
on the one hand, I'm trying to really connect with people. If you tell something that you know it is real and true that people talk about you know. You're gonna make a connection, but also people are more likely to like
they don't radio. The summer Miranda there's going to trial, known as the biggest whether it is radio lends its own needs,
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Taylor and a big, your daddy organ tat. We can we find out, if might really did, have like a violent relationship with his dad rural talk here. Did you did you? Have each also draw up a couple interesting thing? I, when I was about to him
It was weird I kind of like area it would be actual relationship with my own cousin
I'll, show you a sexually abused by mail for doing anything else,
like that really has been about the dead, but not really I mean that's what it's another male. How was it might be
bring about that? I dont remember who exactly what perpetrating that harmonised unless something, unless you hidden
busily sexually abused by an adult it was the other kids. I guarantee it shut childhood child sexual abuse, very common, so shouted traumas can really messenger here, your sense of the world, you said so yourself, your personality, functioning parts of your literally parts of your motion. Life get walled off neurobiological and that its up it has
but are we integrated nor to make things function as a whole or therapy are more or less high up on the belt our target?
the times, thereby highlight bridges.
so interesting. There's about TAT war, overlooking there's one more call for here Monday.
You can only seemed a track good, religious women. Are you prepared, I dating pretty late,
like I'm thirty one after dinner, when on twenty five and since then I have had to Europe's relationships in both in the b with you know, super
like one of the wooden evangelical, the element of the Catholic now about religion,
I'm not really very religious myself programme and its wondering how I can sort of attracting normal
well, you're way over to my haven't a very small sampling, yeah, you're overdue, and again, whenever this pattern, you gonna look at your attractions. You went up to these when I'm sure, initiated and release of day initiate you responded. You are attracted to them to learn how to read what those things are you
practice to that create this kind of their associate with it's kind of a person of this character, MIT
Yeah go online and find out tat the next time. The same clown policies coming to Kansas City go see them and try to score gets a fair go. It's the throne,
Thank you and vanished rapes and category two rounds and beat you say I just learn these words, but how they set up a juggler
something like that wrap your frank and juggler intermarriage wrapped in it. You believe me. One final deeply relied Monti on self attracted to someone's, really religious cousin. I got to Baghdad the insane com.
Mason, was trying to oil pollution. That is like a couple of other countries is a true there's, a ton of most ministries and call a night. They won't come
of course, of course, would like ministries and ecology, Alec Fringe friends, like things say, probably get out of here. We too tired out of patient once it was just what we started our religion, the second category lab atavism etymology,
did. I ever did ever yes and oh yeah, he set up in his garage.
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young women to every now it first off. It starts they're all struggling musicians. I mean, let's really think about sale. They all first, the first part of starting a called this. I want to get a bunch of people, a captive bodies to listen to me, my guitar, so they start with the guitar
and then eventually goes in to bring me your daughter's at a certain point. There's none of us don't involve a guitar, find me a fucking colt, let from by the way from from you know, Manson
to crash finally guys never played electronic goods. You do not have
yeah. I just think you were out of the current leaders, relied through history,
tell you the way they look at whether the pair you read out track hours book on Mormonism, and that was basically, I got told me
to have more than one like you did- was the South park this its awesome. You there
Oh Jesus,
I've never says, put down a guitar and stay with the old Betty met
God never tells them that God always says plenty: a young women and bang other cat Stevens, that's working,
tells him to do so, such a shocker. That God would tell him to do all this shit they want to do its bit. Is that the first floor
it's. Never god, never fucking tells him hey up, put in a hard day's work and go to bed early and obeying anyone, but your wife and put down the six drink now galleries tells him sing a song and bang a thirteen year old
I'd like to write a song about bangs girls.
drew what're. You gonna do to drill every night midnight to. I am out here an ally and then national would bring to tell up my friends Clay
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clever body. This is also from twenty ten. What we got you
and crucial three sixty then re Smart Douglas, Restructure MIKE Lynch. This is part too, with a guess play part one. Yesterday close it out with his
There is talk. Gas is none other than the ban,
Is it really is that right we get more one guess I guys and
mark combining guys have a seat now tell
Guess you guys get you might get your headphones on US headphones?
behind you somewhere
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behind the Obama stuff, they get a billion downloads, the Obama girl rising. Perhaps you what would you
her.
she was actually they drove the month on the Howard Stern Show- and I found her website through that and then contact her asked her about the video and choose a fort. What about,
I guess you have anything to do. The Sarah Silverman Obama thing nothing debate the grace,
as for which it was good right. What makes a video go viral?
Now, let's say over the luck: if it's something that people are sending to each other, then tens are going to spread on its own and with us. We found that we certainly build up the number of people that gonna watch our channel on a regular basis than hope today send it out other people. The
in the box is your first big hit and
the response of the Essen Albania, my chunks in a box, it was at the adjusting timber like my one and it. How do you make money with viral videos?
well, those first one so that the Box of Boxing Day, while I had a full time job, just kind of on a weekend and Philly and
made enough to pay for the video selling songs on Itunes and already only glass, you two hundred dollars or something,
and then the Obama grow video kind of the same things, old songs and t shirts, and then two months after the about rural started, we were actually acquired by a company called next new networks. Now they do or add sales and kind of figure out.
People there or partner with our videos and support them right.
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you do a video you put on Itunes its
ninety eight cents, a download, they keep thirty cents outer they add or whatever it is. You get the seventy cents and, however many units you could move itself a hundred thousand units of that. Then you get seventy thousand dollars well that if he ever get several hundred thousand women women than that so much the first videos on staying right here and now it's more advertising. So we d, like forty million views on our videos on Youtube this month and every time a video shows up on you too, there's an ad next to it, and you know we had a percentage that ad hoc sale.
And what's next by the waves or sudden and what we hope for the hope? Obama gets like a second second term, are
we are living doing much Obama videos. Lately we started with the Obama girl stuff, the election happen in two thousand a and then we kind of it
a place where I was like I will. The election is over. Now we want to move to other types of comedy so Martha unless you sitting here with you during the majority of our kind of music parity stuff, now says another website, barely digital dotcom dev. What about Teresa ass? One thing I do not want to go via are allowed to make a video of good will mean that we do need to raise the money for the shall put on Itunes share awful in my son. Can download family definitely so. Yes, the next video marks working on an eminent thing at the shooting tomorrow, Tuesday teeth
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I have to show that we give awesome minutes. Basically, I read about every week I'll do a parity thing in India.
doing very well. We had a. We did a cash parity which, justifiably thirty
while so were actually played your buddy doktor drew in that one? Oh, my god, I've seen outlier yeah, it's a viral. I've seen it while you doctor, drew in the latter running. I recognize you yeah yeah. It is
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If I say goodbye again, you think I don't like upset. Look at your eyes, king, you said you were working day job when you made the Obama girl right when you're doing felony hours in digital marketing. I was working on. You know different marketing campaign for companies and then did that video just on the side and then, if timing was good. Actually, I just found out about the kids in a couple months was gonna move any ways and instead of
for a new job, was able to turn the the barely political cited in the full time gig. We,
I do a little bit, or at least we used to do a little bit when we're on terrestrial radio called that tales of the cheap, and that is basically just to check.
The stories like MIKE Lynch over here, has exquisitely cheap parents. In my parents were soon
pouring down tron, but there are there
a cheap stories just like, I guess, people who grew up in it.
ass ball, who you know a bait San don't have. Cheap stories is poor stories, but MIKE's dad dad, for instance, when the floorboards rotted out and like their Chevy Vega, used to stop sign, do as sheet metal, understood that should add to spot welded. Underneath there things like a lot of governments are plus cheese and answers powdered eggs.
And that Teresa Poor,
cheap as well. Well, just ass, not mile popcorn into the theater, I have a job where I got a kid. I save three or four dollars and we, by way of an inter, were over to Europe,
twenty year old, tupperware, homemade clones. Powdered time still fails to achieve lie at the very earliest car like they were there not only cheap there were they didn't trust their own family members like
my mom lived in North Hollywood. My dad lived in Northern Ireland and my grandparents lived in North Hollywood and when I would go over therefore, for dinner over to my grandparents how's, my grandfather would make a little extra goulash. Anybody like here take some home with you in us, the bachelor S, twenty four hour swing into hammered at him. Money heat
putting it into some tupperware, and I'm talking about
tupperware, you know one light doesn't past or with any markets scarred so hazy. It's ok. I fucked up old top researchers yellow, whereas our acts and stuff in it and and she hears scoop again into my grammars, like no, no, no, no I'll get a job. They would keep jars like pickled jars and manage jars. It no matter what the lead or even tell what was in it by smelling. They sort of corroded led put it in the jar. My fucking grandma. Not only was she so fucking cheap that you wouldn't buy new tupperware, but you were such a badge. You wouldn't trust her grandson with the twenty five year old tupperware, like I wish of Maj like what is your fancy Europe bands, like I'm gonna, get my car with this Tupperware NGO flock and I'm gonna MAX. Oh god, I got enough goulash. You get me through the weekend. I'm gonna sell its upper where, by some land, raising annul gardener live bait. I live two miles from here. You see me twice a week. Why do you think I'm gonna do like show up the next week? What tupperware? I don't know anything about Tupperware now that you're gonna buy an island everything again Brando. Moreover, I guess if I got a fucking, let us crisper here our tales from the cheap often involve reusing items that should be disposable. Tinfoil ran up line. Three is one I've never ever heard of in my life.
Hey I David
What's going on, I get it, I get it brother patriots high. I can't believe this is so hard to tell this story so embarrassing, but my grandmother on my mother's side group.
During the depression, fascist killed ever very risky and their house later round. She was doing fine, they didn't they didn't they weren't hurting for money later on in life, but they leave behind sort of a convenient.
door in a cave and occasionally the store, would throw away. I get a new food or whatever, but one time I guess she was dumpster diving there and she found a whole bunch of boxes
maxie that well, they hadn't been open, but apparently it rained a little bit so
show were how did she took out the Maxie pad and put them on cookie? She was
warming them in the urban trying right well
Why go out with me
right now. I'm sure I don't know they. My mama thing came for a visit and walked in. You can imagine what she saw in the kitchen. There's my grandmother, my sweet old grandmother would cookie she's all over the kitchen with Maxie pad laid out,
You know my mom says looking you're doin. What are you doing by the way? I'm sure the fish stick said my elementary school say exactly the same as those paths are coming out of the clock and of an entire transiently. Maxie pads had had a clear advantage that officially accepts even a David's tail from its while the best I've heard, but with you I don't wanna, be grass grows Herbert was your grandmother still menstruating or was he drying goes out for your mom, respectful Pontica telling the story? I was thinking the same thing. It is finally dawned on me like what
you gonna do with ease, sell, em, an idea. I know I don't know, I think, maybe I think her one of her daughters with living at the house at that time, who apparently was
still menstruating. I guess you have! No,
That makes it even more spectacularly cheap, didn't even need the maxim
I like this woman's. She had because I'm the same way and that because of cheap, I dont like stepping thrown out, I feel like one,
I it's weird like I do for you. I don't feel like an ugly american, but when I start when we see when I see the amount of shit that we toss is Americans, I feel
your bad. I can't stay in all the you know
so one takes a soda. They pop the path to take one step and they sat down like I hate that thing words at the end of the party energy dumping out all the years and all the so does and thrown all the bottles away and all that kind of shit and always bothers me. So I applaud Grannie for this, although I greets, unfortunately to come in and have a of unfilled Maxie bad
It also had horrifying horrify mom coming in.
I remember my grandfather, one three in a newspaper in just about the pitch black and ass, my dad's maternal light on form, and he really did want to waste the light in the room while he was sitting until it was absolutely necessary soundly while proud of that read the paper in the dark as lantern the lives and waste on energy love that
story might guy any any tales Nicky. I am correction to one of the classics, which was that my sister miss
car with iranian floorboards, ended up with a screwdriver for the stick shift affability issue. I did it and they seem of my parents did found an old episode and listen to the bit and medical professions, or one of which it was not a screwdriver, was a pair of locking pliers Channel August. Vice grabs, yeah he's a screwdriver wouldn't work for that, but vice grips would work nicely for that airs african, cheap, my family s, when my
sister was getting married,
She got married.
grandmothers house, one bathroom, one bedroom, North Hollywood dwellers where feet
she's, cheap and porn, whatever no one could afford in our charger hall or anything like that,
my grandmother was it
splaining to me how the price of the wedding balloon and skyrocketed and got out of control which, by the way that means it went from a hunt.
twenty eight dollars to two hundred and eleven dollars, I'm sure she,
actually use this as an example. She was talking about my brother law Christoph as german and sort of normal. She said
death, all of a sudden they had,
its demands for food, they wanted
You know some flowers, they were
theirs. They wanted that and then she said in all seriousness. She said
but when he wanted to go from plastic to actual metal silverware, that's when I drew the line, I thought wow,
at his pocket waiting. He realized tat. They like he's a fucking sport from Kentucky Fried Chicken and by the way that was the example seek strata get example. Did she used up? That's when she knew she had put down like I thought she was gonna, say of working life size I stopped journey. Had a command of IRA fire worry us where I got something I'd barge dragged out into the allay river with no, he didn't want to use last big silver weapon, grooms ill. Why won't be said with better Maggie open?
maybe there
I hadn't gone good tales from the cheap. Let's hear it brother right
your garden through eighth grade my parents, but tell me to school every day, with the drink of a reusable mustard squeeze bottle full of king rose. Collection of words involve drying. Relate to this. I think it, the Bay area product, it was called Beaver, mustard drinking, hang out of a beaver bottles in middle school with pretty awkward
Let me say this in a lot of people go the eye, and I leave the old folks alone that Bob above bullshit
we should be tearing their new assholes until they had the grave and then keep going long after their God, what the fuck kind of bullshit, where they try, Nepal,
Maybe this will prevent future generations of this crop kind of sort of.
It's a slow moving abuse, but its abuse, none the less, because none of this stuff is a real money, safer and more you're, just fucking, taking your own neuroses packing it, the Brown Bang, sending it with your Qantas goal of thermal Laszlo. While I went to a private school, I'm the only collar ship could I would like a flower whom I now right there in parallel lives and about twenty nine years you from rwanda- I am here and I thank you for inspiring me to get a conflict Crete time period ring. I gave her long graduation. Thank you. I know all that fuckin shit that so humiliating that parents don't know why. When I play porter football, I had to ask for the scholarship, because when a pony up the thirty bucks for the pop, whereby the way past thirty bucks you ever going to spend because it's basically four months of your kid outside of the house and some other dad who actually cares taking him to Mcdonald's on Saturday after they win the game,
best bucket thirty bucks you ever gonna spend now go asked for raising a map you can probably relate, but at their private school. I was a scholarship kid, so many things
the scheme that this scheme,
they have to have an option for
it's his family's dunker, see ball looked down at appear. Now you go to law, any take a class like the physics of gambling. We talk about
who and how the balls rickety. Meanwhile, people are skiing, really you're sitting there. Yeah I was still was terrible in this. Is the Bay area. Its efforts is going ahead after every one, those atop the rightful
I gotta tell you that, as other horrible part about being poor is
their summer vacation or then after Christmas vacation. I would
turn to see all these guys wearing shorts. That would say
He mammoth then the big woolly mammoth children among all the other. What I saw the time was Yosemite go climber. Rockets are frightened. We said you SAM, I fuck was and then the real fuckin salt rubbed in the. I was like a why seventy nine sure I'll just stand around and stare at these kids like, whereas this Yosemite
Where is where do you get tee shirts? When I didn't see snow till I went and colleges eighteen did you. I want
I gotcha
We played a football ball game in Utah in SALT Lake City Utah, when I was at twelve, where we took a boss,
else pay what do we know fuck, how long it takes a bigger, but by what you take a bus to Vegas it takes nine hours like you, don't realize how slow buses go.
Thus the SALT Lake City Utah's the along that fuckin riders and you're just a regular boss. It wasn't like it I'm Fuckin Mongolia adviser anyway, when we got there, we saw that
that's what I saw us now. No Corolla mobiles wouldn't make a higher than really sea level. That was there. Tat was their max. You pick it up the hill, a piece of shit when you want to talk.
Do you get somebody? I've got well whatsoever. Salt Lake City perfect, like that's Kismet their Neil.
A year ago and what's goin on
what's going on a big fan, thanks rather
I gotta say when I was like seventeen:
my bad with the radio next to silent, listening to Loveline, so my parents can hear me listening to.
But your radio sure morning leg
Are they cheap, absolutely very cheap,
give a sample
yeah. What about
My mom would send us the school as we can school lunch with too expensive, so she'd send us to school with that brown paper bags,
and she wouldn't let it throw away the bag. We had to review the bag every single day that we'd be thrown up the school with the crinkled up brown paper bag.
Does it really
money they were you now and this basket shitty, because the peanut butter jelly certainly leeches
bleeds out and not like that.
by the way. I really was thinking. I'm Tellin Ya Mike on Saturday have sing, and you know that
my kids go to school or peanut. Butter is outlawed, peanut fields, everything's are not free zone and all that kind of stuff. But you think the about the unintended consequences. How many
are really allergic to peanut butter. I'd, say close the fuckin zero, but rules is pussy hypochondriac, but
kids go home and get really sick every year from food poisoning from like man is that goes bad and aid tunafish sandwich our excellent. Just you think about Bologna man is a salad I mean so like a kid travels with a cooler he's got a lunch and out here in the San Fernando Valley and like September, you know, and a veto Jonah gets pretty high. You know that shit is rolling around on the floor of a school bus, then just get set in a locker. It's not like it's climate control, their air conditioning how much of that fuckin miracle whip go south and how many kids get fucked up over that versus the ones that are actually allergic to peanut butter. You write indirectly, peanut butter is harming a lot more kids than those interest allergic to. Thank you.
Thank you very much. I shall we
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and I had a little money,
my parents, those in high school and basically to my dad? Would you know
the nine, I think he's murders, but they wouldn't come achieve or
I've hamburger the jack in the box and I'd have to
For that reason, I felt he'd rather get your homepage computer
rate and put in my going.
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cries that is cheap and also by France with a purpose as well. Well, on top of that, you know I didn't happen
bank account, so he had all my money in his bank account.
you can track of it anyway.
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broke down. Better Wessel does in hand in doing well chosen latin American cars
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or Boreal VD, that we drove my grand
gave us. We ve been bought, got it from me, drove them caught across
and then my dear girl, with the weak
and we got back
and he got hit by a seven year old.
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with an eighty four did their backing. Ninety thing,
we got it back it broke down in New Mexico. We spent the night in a parking lot
rather vague way
the character open up to try to fix it,
we got it back in a week in the shop and in my disregarded,
in some way
Loretta Red light and hold it.
We had to find a new car in my dad had a friend who had that's the thing
buzz of we're cadence guys bad first take back. Let me say this
but he brings up a good point, which is the calories burnt being cheap. Now,
worth it, you don't owe me
you, fuck and I'll- take a train across country to get the car to drive all the way back in back here the cars not worth nine hundred dollars? You don't you think about just now.
I always talk about this because it's like
when I used to be poor. I would never put more than four hours at a time in my gas tankers five dollars MAX into my gas. Thank I've. Never just fill it up. I have thirty one dollars or whatever was so. It's five bucks here for bucks there, but that of course means ice,
for gas five times or six times for every one time that a sane person and job stop for or the ATM perfect example, twenty box at a time when you will you still pay that one dollar the two dollars where they take out the three hundred bought or
whether you take out the twenty bucks and by the time I got the three hundred dollars. I would have spent fifty dollars, but on the charge is already it's expensive to be. Cheap lie is when you have to drive all the way to a specific albertini, because the avocado are three cents cheaper, yeah. Now you
set taken? Forty five minutes of your life, or about this? How about? Just when about just like something like parking where you don't want to pay for the parking or the parking lot, so
I had my actually had my motorcycle toad ones, because I don't want a park in the underground parking park like around the bye, bye, bye,
building another got told it caused me eighty, but because a fuckin thing I told you that in the name of saving a nickel, you spend a buck all the time. Why think, there's a certain amount of rage behind these kind of people's mental id like
do you like buying your cheese. There's there's a lot of anger by ad: is angry yeah yeah, there's like they just they feel like there be, in fact it's pathetic Edward allies for parking apart right there for twenty two mile away. Meanwhile, I'll get
gang rape too, on the way to the theatre for our present you're wearing yes about asking for its loose fitting, sweat our I'd sure we by the way, should we continue with some news that the urban out you're allowed by the way like from the chief
we all have in common idea about
Well, the news with Teresa Strasser think Angelina Jolie he's got a new movie may be seen Brad Pitt.
Don't have a new kid lately, but I got a lot of
I don't feel bad for Jennifer Answer, because she has a new puppy, that's right,
can you possibly last week the actors Tacoma cock up, who would
He got from saving spot a nonprofit digress beyond our food. Those Kirk improve where it is saying name which only separated by one letter how they get away with that
shit? You is that you should soon Kickapoo below
I would all has Pooh I'd like to get approval- should soon a card virtuous cycle to say, because of certain people
start thinking that even like what Canada we should do. So
it is customary luxuriant went in there, always such adorable dogs by owned by pretentious people. In that letter, saying cock and blue
and I bet she's gonna travel with it
The thing I don't see already has a fifteen year old, cordial Terrier mix named Norman and the four year old White Shepherd named Dolly, which begs the question:
cat later, but can you be a dog lady? I heard TAT name Norman now, Norman
it's a cute name dog. I like people names on animals there,
Greg, my dad had gone on human and Bob. I was always ahead good way to fuck with a psychic by the way, because since are all just sort of bullshit charlatans, they look for Little House lose stuff like that, and I had a psychic once who came to the love line. Radio show
If you ask me stuff- and I said well- my cat Norman died. Like you
ten years ago and she said, but
I know Norman with the name, your cat, but it was also the name of somebody.
In your life and uncle grand storm into your nice. It. Nobody
geez, I think about it, and I said I only need to think about it. I don't know anyone named Norman, but you named your cat Norman
there were some mail in your lives uncle eyes. It listen
I know what you're doing and it's a high percentage bad review. This guy's got a cat, they Norman he had a fuckin uncle named normative career, or something like that. My sister inexplicably called the cat Norman for no fuckin good reason, and that was the cats they sign.
Stand, what you're doing with your line of bullshit, but it's not gonna work and she did the think about it. For you, I'm not undone. Thinking about it. Can't this didn't happen when it is most people are uncreative, so the kind of bank on the rapid somebody like brother, the woman rival right you know, like your leg,
persons aged like Africa, column. Norman yesterday will be funny, but then a little with my sister is not funny Norman. I think she thought she'd, for
leave me while it's what psychic still they do that in whose Norman
Well, one of you guys is from Pennsylvania. Rightly so in honour of you here a couple stories from your home state of you. You got some
Z burglars
one guy Pennsylvania Man has been accused of burglarize at least three apartments and vandalism them with chocolate. Pudding, police.
The twenty four year old smear, the pudding in chocolate chip across the floor and spread
graffiti on the walls of off cape is permanently high. My husband's alma mater he was named after cops, found him with silver spray paint and chocolate on his hands and close.
Definitely not a Jew, Helter skelter
though in Pennsylvania, a bird
with his sharp reporting,
I had some breakin monastic a shit. The tab
there really. But there was a house I was working on and was anything we made it
I still some tools and left her calling card
I've had other heard. Other people talk about that. The first summit way my crazy, or that happened to Heidi Heidi Frosty, Frank yeah, Amber that yeah there's a fair amount of I first off when your high there do things you want to do you want to break into houses and then, once you break into houses, you want to shit everywhere, but the toilet- and I dont know what I know that thing were utterly you're trying to desecrate it or claim it is your own. Our you're, just that fucked up radon, feel at the toilet can hold view it. Somebody very primitive I gotta come in here
in those kind of leave my sent nobody's likely Dick, haven't done enough damage.
I also see like people, Breakin, unshaven, eatable, assyrian, drink beer. They do we're. That's just becoming just yanking stuff. We are shooting of its just shit. Little way point go another burglar from your home plate of Pennsylvania broke into a home and stole only one thing: Jelly beans police
or baffled by the burglar, Northeast Township wait a minute.
how do you know when somebody stole jelly beans and only jellybean from your house like when you just assume your kids aid under your maid stall? I'm assuming that police found evidence of a breakin can open window broken window, broken lock?
because they seemed clear that there was a break in, and that was the only thing missing. There was nothing special about the jellybean, still how it's even know I don't feel like. I would have account jailing. I never be excellent brugger. This house's stole dying trysts gets like. I know how many tryst gets me. They're right out of college. Eleven are really cheap apartment and we knew that our alcohol and our eyes too was getting lower and lower and real no way we're having that much and we in venture we found out that it was the maidens guys and one night like three in the morning a guy.
I thought I door. I was in bed of my girlfriend at the time
it was the maintenance guy and he thought we were gone, and then he claimed at three in the morning that we call him the fix a light and it turns out
common in the middle and ate, and I see in our alcohol and it's all thing would be. He would knock
Firstly, if you didn't show up he let himself fan right and he just thought you guys round for spring break or wherever words such your. I'm scared, the crap, I admit it made to meet you gotta get the deadbolt go and on the door so that, even if he's got the keys that America is all that I still missing yeah good idea. It is, and you know it is. It is interesting that between like sort of maintenance, man and
security guys, and yet
guys we throw the keys to for a car with take us over the most, the guys we let it has set up the cable and clean the carpets, some of them
dangerous people on the planet, have full access to our house. The exterminator, like I'd, love, to see the fucker wrapped sheet on the average Ghana puts a table of the house.
The average maintenance. Man knew how many forget homicides, or that guy's fuckin rapture
by the way,
Maybe they have like certain systems worked out where I get Turkey from this house again iced tea and help me here in this house before just pick out. Whoever has like a certain airlines and these items red and they just don't ever- have to do any growth shopping and there's probably about food intake before you reach a tipping point where years later right and then they probably have problems too like every once in a while, like Bob from twenty to be whose de Dijon aim at Dijon Age Guide, Randy's move it out to their got to find somebody who see that miracle, where for something to take his place, weird sexual stuff, is gonna with jellybean suggest another stolen
come on. I don't know how you fucking kill you. I guess you count before you leave ire mountaineers like I've, empty jar or something that had been filled. Jelly beans, bigger, celebrity wedding.
Over the weekend carry Underwood got hitched. The formal former american Idol Champ wed Hockey star MIKE Fisher
lucky stars quietly bag, alot of pussy, really quietly fuckin. They do everything quietly, maybe it's because their canadian or they don't have teeth. I can't figure out what communicators put play.
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they're, talking video. A lot of luck in any know why they're not freakish there were
dude that are like normal size, so they can ragged. They don't fuck it scare away. All the Czechs goes into rather monsters long and they're, not six NATO.
the candidates were tumbling guys like that for other freaks out the blinds, you know they look at me like a normal guy, you anyone know
it's a! U! They look like just in shape guys, but there that I've freakish athlete looking God and corner covers somebody go from one to another once they go through the hockey guys. Discoverer of units like Need Newton, doesn't pull that kind of policy that this year
pair of ideas dating a hockey player, maybe married one,
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have sex with a job without the weird job baggage, like the three hundred fifty pound nfl interior line. Many now that's gotta be little rough on the regime in items. I find a picture. Ned Newton
they're gonna live alive.
carry Underwood
Her new has been released statement saying we could not feel more blessed have found each other and to share this day with our friends and family that mean so much to us. They sign our name rather procurement, oh gosh,
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speaking of land is this guy. I worked with her. The cocktail waitress was dating a forty, nine or Dana
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You guys like sounds like the poppy looks tat were being so, maybe not as a Dane. I ain't gonna play the other way off a thin viral. Video, like I don't know, I think actually opposite. Could be true, but nothing like a Dana. Our sense of the word Rob S. Oh my God, attitude that wild and viral video guises. This I had hoped I feel like we should have included you boy interesting, so you gotTa Europe, as is clearly a major viral video data. Stubble field by the ways. Is Islam made by the way that sir? That's not a really nice.
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also Martin Lawrence got married. His long term girlfriend shoemaking, Gibbs there you're gonna she looks like a shoemaker, gives lorry bad. It's gonna be a really speedy waiting now between three of them.
by Kendra, remained Mayberry daughters. I, between the two of them
The couple have Leanna in Amerika the Martin. This is
learned already overstating mark lords now learn allowance was dating from gives now they're married right between them.
Three daughters,
Leanna and
Erika and then lords, his daughter from previous marriage jasmine, whether they were flower girls?
she seems he seems nodded
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failing,
there was like running in a happy by the middle of the summer in the middle of San. Fernando Valentine
Whenever anyone has that day, he frustration or he prostration or whatever heap whenever it's called with- that's always it's kind of like dehydration. It's it's a sort of its kind
hotel for a problem more than this. You know when they find out that the guy has the twenty five year old. Lead
man for the ban has cancelled the ready, wordy these dehydrated. Really, I suggest a Fuckin Gatorade away from continuing the door, or would you hear that certain eat stuff? It's like? I did Ass Austin right, yeah right carry had exhaustion enchanted into rehab
How tired I'm exhausted right now, but art suggesting one Sunday away from getting back up on your feet like guidelines and a gator it away from fine right? The worst case scenario and I ve had a Fuckin power bar right back, one can of inshore away from continuing the Kaiser door. Lastly, Dean allow hand Lindsays mom sat down for tearful interview with entertainment tonight to discuss her daughter s. Recent jail sentence, dean.
planes Linsey scared to death. It's very difficult. We cry lot. We hug alot she's, petrified. We all are then she goes on to say we're angry we're just
pointed in the system,
It is a victory for democracy dogging about well, she insisted Lindsey is clean and sober and achieve a fighter. She's gonna fight descended, and I was actually asking language before. What is the psychology
Deanna low hand like at a certain point. It says fight or by the way she means gets really high fight a cobra concerned. Why don't you just on?
stand, that your daughters?
and under the influence and violated probation, and maybe your anger would be directed towards your child or your frustration. Not the judge are obviously judged the monster that create demise right. So what might be Fuckin horrible self entitlement whatever she had? She bestowed that upon her daughter, everything's about external icing. We spoke at the beginning of a show where we're talking about Miss Gibson. We're talking about David Letterman, have every letter and got out in front of it suggested the MIA Culpa thing and have one sort of forgave him early. Ought she should be saying it? I love my daughter, and I hope this is an opportunity for it to get ahead screw demonstrates that a fuckin pointing finger blaming the system of aid, obviously she's a horrible mom, and now you know, she's a horrible love, and how are you become a victim when your daughter is a couple of de wise and a bunch of arrests and a bunch of Europe? Doesn't past right tasks in Spain,
come home from CAN with their fuckin fly, achieves lost her passport. I mean just fuckin, look in the mirror, man, that's essentially what might leaned her vagina should be filled with cement. That's exactly like fucking bunker. There was. You really should do that exist.
You can't shoot out anymore fucked up kids operators, which is horrible. I don't know whose, worse her the datum, the dad it's just a publicity whore, but at least he's not really in denial
really see my answer, my daughter's gotta problem that you may have to write a mechanical ball and eat some red eyes. Thinking about Jeremy, London, that actor who's been inactive, rehab and land he was kidnapped, right, forced to distribute the family said. Look it's very unfortunate that are our brother son has a drug problem or were not happy that were frustrated. They don't say how.
Dare anybody you know, accuse him and put like their Yahoo mail things good that the pact?
he added coming, because he looked like a Vegas whore. One can ask you know, there's something about that. That's it far worse than the use of the inward is tat. The panic there would serve the ass. He s back does seem to add a little creating into the inward impact is at school,
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