Real people, real interviews, I have to say that I attacked strenuously tier yes hard, hitting questions. What do you think about Eminem? Do you like it? Taking you to the cutting edge of terms? Will last year is one of the worst movies ever made, and it was very clear that Brian Johnson doesn't like Storm Kyle Poles, no punches ass com. How you're evil to sleep tonight he's brings own shattering common sense from the top row. He finally double do you. This is the Babylon Bee Interview Show comedy it's a funny thing. Hopefully

The girls were fathers according to plan, and nobody knows better than our guest handwritten boys aliens in author, tenth and political Saturday Yes, we had, we were excited, have and heating is used in town in he'd, travelling in egg shaped camper yeah, just because he towards the world spreading his funny he's like the Walter White of comedy right. Second, math, athletes, nominee lab the purest fares and good some tight titanic ethnic tackle common euro. Yes, here in person and and use. A funny and human pale. I'm crazy stories, you A beating, rattlesnake heart, like that part wiener dogs,. Yet you know what I like to others: it geese political, but we didn't talk politics a whole lot, but we just talked about crazy stuff.

As you know, yawning lot, o so tired. He was Monday and I was just out of ITALY I you're out, and what are you asked the question? Everyone else are Kyle haven't let you speak living in me. Like the look. I was looking at like promotional material for the mandatory gazing at me like that, Guy Pedro, Ass galleries- names like ok, Kyle's, not with us no longer with you, not comedians, like they always tell stories on stage in your liking era. That didn't happen, so I was going through Oklahoma set up for the joke, but I think you. they did this to me ass. I send a village it. So yeah I enjoy this week. We had a really good time of Andrew and he's a good guy that we could do another one with the at some point, as I think there is a lot to do with politics that we didn't get into, we rocked the means liking. Grab comes from Robert Heine Lines, a stranger in a strange land.

I think it is it's a weird concept, but its value understand something we grow up with each other. Can you go out with somebody link? So aka any a treaty and ours are properly, must follow, say I knew hidden and we were on his show once they can look that meantime, IRAN was it the Pope orphan dreaming as early as two shows in wartime alien one, but we must have been Will you get around a little weird news, one who is like a hot political pocket? I'm sure I why it wasn't the weirdness guy. I really didn't we. News stories of them young it so doesn't I wasn't it on apportion the show, I think arc and even the exercise we are news boiling, maybe we're anyway Let's interviews. oh yeah, we're gonna introduce them like when he doesn't know. What I mean is that we are in a community in a political satirist. We do this Instead, I give you details before the paranoid. You get ideas, we never do it well. In the end, we didn't do it even worse and he wrote the book. Laughter is better than communism. Angry and

so long ass, he kind of he calls independent, but he's always been little more he's, libertarian but libertarian as no limit himself, but we get into that South Africa and how he areas. Now here comes a shade eurozone inscription. So my fear there is like hey you: don't sleep you know this many hours every night. You knock this many years off your life, so I looked at the math and started. Do the mask is like Going you dead you like this and also when you sleeping you like that. And so, if he died in the math and actually turns out that you do this less dvd stably

ok, ok, I got to see if we can only act in writing if we're making a grass right of when you hard, when you're in a plank position like state that you ok so based on vertical, vague vertical, it's better to get medical sleeper and you're gonna be awake more as an old like a really old man, yet true or in your programme, which I have we highlight about who we all did. I think you're trick might because, like my feel like you should just, we should learn to utilise being asleep better like I were nice pajamas, because, like I'm asleep, you know sixty eight hours a night. Why should look good while I do it and I think maybe like if I could train myself to lucid drink Zeno anomalies leaping ear, but it? But if I knew like oak sleep when I get to fly, make out with Natalie Portman like nets my evening every night I would go to sleep early do now. If I go to sleep when I'm bored, that's when I go to sleep, he often tire myself out good asleep.

I really resented every night. I'm sick can do this again is lay here hairstyling you, nothing but what we have Andrew here was gonna talk. You guys have happy holidays picture. The diet Coke Kyle's here too, is random. Guy pulled up in Van walked in an area like the ghost, for today sees a highly whatever I offered. I was like a wi fi washing dishes. Could you got any recent food and there are like Odo our last guest catch? Or could you come it? Ok, though, probably weird ostrich, like a jacket, it coveted did say, colorful things about asleep. Fifteen minutes, that's what we assumed happen with Jack Dorsey, if Twitter, when he did not give us testimony before Congress, is that they just went out knocked on. We make an ivy out on the street in San Francisco, nay, you look like a taxi, or can you come up and justify the worse, the Senate,

so that's what we did here and it's working time. You did ask for food. That was a version that is governed steps that we kind of figured. Is your car refused, even addressed anyone or make eye contact and tell you brought me coffee and diet, coke and off the index back to back? This is, I feel, like I'm doing like the teenagers into of double feasting drinks. We're, like I was a year ago, I'll, go ahead and down the coffee and diet, coke you're, really animated for your part, cast her the teasing show towards all the way back at full volume from packed up. So you libertarianism comedian. Right, though your title is the year also not be like ever we talk to before we leave. You came on Russia for energy will at like I mean it, I'm just gonna see independent here's. Why? I think that we are at a point where I've ivy politics is an engineering exercise of using how do we fix stuff, and I think that the country's largely moving to this position of politics is the new religion. Are you a catholic and protestant, and I do I don't wanna play that game, and I find that when I really in engaging labels, one d, libertarians, oftentimes, find me insufficiently libertarian would get on game. Meanwhile, if I like your without my progressive friends, one alike argue with me about why I think children should work and coal mines, which is nothing I've ever said, but they'll pick that fights obvious. Not only can only the independent media, but I do I'm a comedian and I host Tupac casts, I hope, to show called a political orphanage which has comedy on Fridays and like regular politics on wednesdays. So this this week, the one that you when I recorded in I'm all currently talking to LEO Curse, who is the scottish commuting to the earth and two years ago and Lord Martin Reese who's, the astronomer Royal of the United Kingdom. We can talk about existential threat, so they should both be super. Funding will be a lot accents and then- and then I do I do a cypher pot cast called alienating the audience as well, but anyway I wish I were a lotta hats and I also between being funny and substantive and should be jarring for your audience. Today we like, and we like random people- these go

We were taught anything. Quiet, and are you being substantive or funny wherein the latest? Sadly not even try to drink the diet, Coke gets can't bothering race. I want you to play poker easiest anti view during the coffee you you're funny article sixty eight exactly. I asked the question in the new year. I look at what I'm drinking Kelsey some but Confucius, and then I started rigour. The other thicket of lay our item, four upon the libertarian, so kind of a joke. Anyways the already have at least one joke, just being overtaken nestled you're deodorant, libertarian, obviously not only get it clearly independent. Thank desire. I find that the labels everything must. I go just about every libertarians, a couple of return, but not one of those living near immediately distance yourself, there's initially of any but a democratic democrats. Own am a Democrat, but everyone else's like I'm, not gonna. Let that be outside, say I'm a moderate who leads libertarian, I think, is pretty good description for me.

Fear and moderate jokes, their kind. Little of that y know what I want to talk about. What is its like: a really random. because we are doing our research on you, I'm flattered their great list of things you have done, and I want to go into detail on each of them great.

By researching me. Did you go to the Bio on my website? I probably I dunno. I was told that they arise part and we have seen the anxiety, eighty people. I know I've been valley that we were in the eighth the floor of the tower here. The Babylon towered Andrew Heaton Research has lent the right guy. I notice that we're on the cutting edge. Ok in Oklahoma, you attended a prison rodeo. Yes, yes, so oklahomans got a bunch of weird cool things to it, so I can get him anybody who visits Oklahoma, where I'm from their tends to be this very dismissive attitude. Driving through the stake. Is it if you, if you go along, I forty there's, not a lot to say is just a lot of planetary. The deal is you have to have a car and you have to know cool people because there's weird stuff in the state there's a big foot hunt. Sadly, the Macao to prison rodeo is shut down. That finally shut down- I say, sadly, is that was a cultural institution in Southeast Oklahoma. The Mcallister prison Rodeo was that they would always see the oldest prison rodeo in a country which implies that there's mortal present ruddy us with it. I don't think, as the cases is a voluntary rodya like you're prisoner, get on the ball. I have to be careful here. It is. The prisoners are not voluntarily prisoners, however, the prisoners have voluntarily entered the rodeo, so they don't like they don't like. Go get the of the the prisoners with their striped shirts and that the balls in the air the ball unchanged, unlike problematic cattle projects they rather they they, for they find prisoners that that are on good behaviour and they say. If, if you continue to be a good behaviour, we will allow you to do the rodeo, because apparently I've never been to prison, but some ignobly and I'm told that its very boring, and so they will, they will go, do depend so they bring in or they brought in a like a regular rodeo team and in and they bring in the prisoners. They do it. The only bit that I think was a little questionable is the big event at the ins called money the hard way, and they would just they tie a string around the the the horns of a bull. If you ve ever been herodium bulls are not happy, they actually put a little on which cause escrow terms like scrotum that tighter on to irritate em, so they're not just are not as natively angry there. There actually constricting their testes talk the man it's late and they got the string along the horns and they would do tape a hundred dollar bill on a string go get it and then I was there was a sleigh there's just a free for all. You could try this on this bull, whose actively trying to kill every human being on the planet until they release him from this testes tighter is run and try, and I get bored and if they gotta they got an that's a lot of cigarettes. The yeah yeah, that's huge

I see I want her prison rather than vision like he get. The answer is that movie eight seconds like together it grants the bull that the rodeo movie. I don't know I get that mixed up with eight mile, which is eminently

but anyway imaginative rodeo guy. He walks out there, like, together this giant guy in a black and white stripes sudanese, looks like Gary Busey tough desist from the prison, nor never ok! Yes, yes, Orton! Looking on Gary using this, this Agatha see this sounds like a Gary beauty event very, very busy. We're made like desire of games and open minds like what we gotta do it be like some involving like chickens and bingo and then ultimately, like yeah, we're going to have rodeos, involve accelerates the merits and motor, let the other than that is still going on in Oklahoma. Is the rattlesnake derby that happens town by town in Western? I think as logic question, shall I let you download my love for you at the last one we can make some Mogadishu bounce around there's an its I've looked or that we were thinking. I oppose. They gave me the script before we sat down. I was amazed to memorize off this, not be our job, so I am sorry. I should leave Kyle any lines, as we tell us about the snake thing. Are you in a few beating, rattlesnake hearts? Yes, I've matters, questions. Why you on and then why did you do another great questions, all requests the snake they give. It is eating. Media rattlesnake are so it western Oklahoma. The the as with much of the plane states that the smaller towns are shrinking is people are moving to the cities. Is that happens, kind of the old green silos fill up with rats. Then Philip snakes snakes are having a really good time right now there there there is more rattlesnakes now than their worth fifty years ago. So what a lot of these towns? You know these counties new is still they'll have like Wapping Day from the simpsons swamping yeah. Do you guys know that reference Wapping die? I was not allowed to watch the simpsons growing really but isolated. Recently. Watch all the milk, the forty two lenity linking this to new to him. Yell K Great says: oh yeah, you got like childlike wonder: giant land under your experience succeeds and ten for the very first time I just last season eleven as well. That's and I've been told my friend over its own we have just now is now when you switch to future. I'm your friend is thank you for it. We ok so Fritz that I'll scuttle that reference year, but it doesn't know the Simpson, but basically everybody goes out and hunts these snakes, so people will go out, would like pillow cases in which quick snake pick a rubber poles are, there might be an aim form in the way they put him in there and then they all short in the town pardoning they they go. Our ears fears the snakes and so make manga where I've been, which is the real far out in the southwest corner. They ve got a big old pit. They dump all these snakes and end the. When you show up you measure, how big shrug is there any and Johnson there? No, they put in the snake handlers so that their there is the other. The free church of the screaming Jesus, that's the middle of their handlers. They can they always get bit because one of them is insufficient faith, so so that that's going on in the day they measure how like liver, has the longest snake and make the year I was. There was ignite feats crazy and I went to the first time I went there.

is pretty rural mate. Maybe Manga shut up to your manga listener ship, maybe it maybe it is a cosmopolitan bright spot in the plans. But when I went on with their speaking as I currently do, a kid ran up to me and went our cue from France. That, I think, is those words Blazer its. I must say that a European then might my buddy and I we ve we wit. We saw a bus like a tour bus going out into the badlands, so we went in these two like seventy year. Old Rotarian gave us a tour of catching rattlesnakes and apparently there their vision is based on heat. So, if you're out like in the desert, you know they can't really see you in one of em comes up and goes Andy.

Do you know how far a snake can strike from from head to tail or from till they, under whatever I worked with a striking distances, and I was gonna, know probably four feet and he rolled his sleeve back. It should be these snake pockmarked. My experience about this much further new thought and analyse what we want. We went back to the to the town proper and they had a butchers shops set up, and there was this hoping black guy with it, with an apron covered in snake, gets any head rattlesnake hearings and, like a rattlesnake below time slots, rattlesnake accessories, decked out any went. My man did, you know in Thailand the gulped snake gallbladder zero delicacy and he taught my friend Evan and eating gallbladder onawandah, iep bladder and he's. I will do this being rattlesnake hearts. Reading for an hour and a half that I was like that says, look pretty high quality heart was beating for an hour and a half. So I had that and I had nothing happened. I assume that I'd probably have salmonella were some kind of super parent. I, when I went back a few years later, I was like well, you know when you're here you might as well. You d, rattlesnake arts, write another one to you up your striking distance, a little bit and images loom yeah. I think so I think, as a result of that, I could probably throw a phrase me slightly further jump out, invite people very also, if you did what more rattlesnake terms I learned. Apparently rattlesnake sperm can like once deposited in a female rattlesnake, can hang out for six months before impregnating them. So I like to think that I now have a similar ability for fun when I married or living in sin is really ghetto. Can't can't do the Catholic they have to be actually we're careful. This threatens. The pit

They like elegance of the snake handlers illegally legitimately, go out there that joke know they had yet blob set up in London, so they haven't. They have a pit in publicity it over the pit cause it's quite hard in and they d in just everybody else had roused snakes are alive. They are either not be all their lives so that they measure the snakes. A lot of them are others. There is an excess of snakes, there's more snakes than they have been. What to do say, there's a lot better. I would say: there's a plethora of safety as collateral cornucopia according to many citizens to be really clear. I don't know the exact protocol, it might be that all of the snakes are measured. It might be that if that, if their clearly below five feet, they need not go through the rigours of a snake measuring it might be that half of them go to the snake handlers in the pit. It might be that they too have go to the butcher shove. It might be that they're all funding through the pit I dont know, but there's a lot of. I would see least fifty snakes are in the snake pit and there's not a constant amount of snake handlers, but that is a going activity within that tat. Is the preachers get down and then you know handle the snakes know that kind of thing

so anyway, that that was Oklahoma, tourism bored. I think you ve really got the shoe on the wrong foot by promoting like we have basketball now am I. I think we really need a weirdo bit like really lean into that, it says he wants blinking without a helmet and you gambled at a weirdo grace. Yes, all we are all of which happened it up curious as to whether this research exile over whom Yeddo it's all very open, with specific sign your leader down my website, either in them awesomeness expedition, yeah. So what women? When I was in college, I with the aforementioned Evan, foolishly ate a snake gallbladder. Can you imitate the heartbeat of rattlesnake in your experience?

and that's after being dead for now, and yet they last for a long time today at the window, the we're thing about him is when you cut the head off, the spine has so many neurons and its basically like a second reign, the headless snake. What is keep moving and the second time I did it when I went back there, he was giving me. Might you you could pick your snake out the way. The way you could pick out lobsters inserted rescue him he was like which take the would be kept, cutting their heads offer than what, if he held his head out and it like hopped in bit the hat, and I was like gnats the snake I want. I want. I want the decapitation like dead frenchmen forth the revolution that is so angry, your hat, I, what are its via that? What you know the rattlesnakes ready is it is. It is when I raised in orange- and I may say so when I was in college- I would I went to the University of Oklahoma and evident I would would lead these things recalled weakens of Osman. We pick a quadrant of the state and we would visit wineries. We play ball and we try and find whatever weird thing we could in the area and the when you're in North West Oklahoma, my families from alva- and I mentioned I was gonna- be up that way and Uncle Jerry went would do you want to go to a cave,

We have a case. Anyway. We got a cave. They was apparently there's some like long standing clan alliance between my family in the Mcgillicuddy fame. I don't know, I don't know who it is made of it. Even there's some like non public cave in, so we showed up and like any, was the most because I ve been to like proper caves before where they make. You were looking to you what you do a walking to have like Carlsbad Cabinet you're, something now and they like they ve got a very well cordoned. Often you were hard helmet. There's a flashlight. Northern guy had a liquor, a light, a pin, flashlight intent. We would literally walk around and Uncle Jerry would go that whole looks deep, jumped down there and I would just jump down there and we like it's pretty, and that would be the extent of us on this testing things. So it's amazing. We did lose any body there in the winter dog racing. That's, apparently a sport is wiener dog racing. It is both glorious and really stupid, stupid and that we are dogs are not raised two to race when you, when you let him and are they raised for, I think they're rattlers. I believe. Oh really, I think they're radish, but when you when you, when you raise the shoots for the humans, are funny cause. There's a bunch of humans have dedicated three years of their life, trying to train and when your dog to race, to no avail they're all screaming gown go which it is this very week at the time of them like if it be while the waiter dogs all sure they start like fighting invading the like one of them. Accidently walk across the finish line. Comes it so it's a thing to gamble odds under that. What's right would totally go back to your dog racing gets a lot of fun. I like to see that candy can't we're not racing we're all their. They like quadruple, amputee, wiener dogs. Dear what there was one of em. I can remember the guy's name, but there was one like you read that you were the photographs rolling or you could read the programme to turn to try and figure out which wiener dog you were you to put your money on right and like one of them has it was like, would lose. Captain Bayliss he's had a tough year his that we had to replace tier ducks with with taste buds or something of the saliva was like you should have just killed. This dialogue stock should have been youth in the weeks to get the race for the amusement of strangers. What is wrong with you to Edith still beating heart? I don't think I know that I would never have a dog the gaelic deadened, wiener dog armor daffodil, maybe someday, but does it as an example cape of other, inherently funny that know this guy. We like the docks- and I would like to be my superhero- constitute- is of this. This guided thought. I'd have lives at the sewers or something it s like weeder, dark pelts. Although Romania, we get rings, listen, others more, but we there's more

they also, this isn't sound as exciting their mother Mammy. Some funny to talk about you had dinner with an amish family yeah. Yeah, I did. They do very entrepreneurial, which I didn't know about what I call the music was ruined. These weakens vastness and then I found out we ve,

a cabin and Wagner Oklahoma, that Kenny Monk Port of Oklahoma, and so we were gonna be out there anyway, and I found out that there is an irish community nearby sway. I call them in a guy thinks they their phones exactly. He picks up, and I went to this, the irish anyone yeah. I went how he he explained real. I well, you know, there's one tone in the village and it's in my barn- and you happen to call me and I'm here and it's like we ve decided it's ok for using him, for you know, we'd mechanical. What like they ve got. Some rules are better, is powered by potatoes printing in I am I. What will I'm told the ear your family will? We can have that we could request to have dinner with your family and I would love to see what it's like me amish. He went. Yeah we be happy to have you want to come by nearly do they have this attack on the internet is a lick. We're square somebody made like China, nineteen eighty two geocities web page for them earthly they have that I found I was like investiture is for them. When that's the thing is that he will it now we do ask you contribute to the meal. You know if you would do, but twenty dollar should cover it, and I was I ok, let's simple and we got there and what he done is either there's his house in. He built a massive extension of the house that looks like a barn into it. When we were build, we were going to be sitting down a family dinner with amish family will be when we went to a restaurant. That happened to have an almost house attached to it, ineffectual. I'm I'm impressed with their entrepreneurial zeal and that's about it. They don't know a thing that that I did find out about. It was that I did manage to signal a couple of em and talk to him. While I was there,

How do you have lights and he was like all the lights are all gas power and I was I would but the fridge and he's like its gas power, and I was like it's from my perspective. If the problem is technology you I don't know why natural gas would be less harmful than we treat. That strikes me as a seller. If you had like loophole gas power porn, I wouldn't be lively, that's lobbies, it's not. Electra gets open a bit, but he video that was their thick, though so everything's running on generators, I don't I don't know the infidels then of the Euro Power Systems of mobbish accomplish gas. It always gas anyway, going to run Springer no, but I think I'd be grateful that I think everybody. I think I would be a really good. Kids like I grew up Oklahoma is my friend but he's Oklahoma before picture picture before picture picture. Nineteen, fifty six,

we're good. That's it it's a whole like you're. That's it! That's why it's lovely, but I bet I basically grew up in like it's like somebody took a Norman Rockwell painting into shook me till I fell out and then I landed in California. I'm like, oh, my god. What happened? What is stuff so light? Let's, let me I feel, like I've already had room spring it by virtue of being raised in a very sheltered environment in a little bit of than out of his dick quaint place, and in so I think, I'd be a great ambassador to light like if there's any amish kids, the like right now we're listening to your packets secretly who barrel when our hey bail and there like spoken one cigarette there like man, I don't wanna, go full blown Lana Wanna do ecstasy, but I would love to drink a light beer. Some interesting fell out like I could be that guy. Monica too

guide forums for young exec that they get me a great tool for my wrung run spring. I was watching the symptoms. Are you? I remember that those like the Simpsons now is bland and wholesome bit in the nineties. It was very controversial in like it was like. I was led watched his kid, but I had to watch with my parents because they would say, but and beauty and they say, shut up, which was a curse or in my family, growing we'd relaxed slightly mean play cards midst humanity a couple years ago. It was it was. I mean I don't I don't know the extent of the wicked she gave a wheel, I'm glad we world drinking I'll put it that way. I think I think nothing cards against humanity. With my parents, dead, clean sober where all of us had to look up terms. Learn them would have been very awkward security. you play with Amish, namely no. I think that would be too much. I regret that we really just like catapult the blue place. They don't have a third

visit, their torture chambers. The lasting and the less story you now say something I interrupt. You is down to see you guys. Don't you went looking for alleged Viking Rune stones here? Yes, ok, I know that's the marsh and I found the alleged wrenched allegedly Yasser theirs in in the eastern part of Oklahoma, in throughout the Mississippi Valley. There are we're Dick Room stones now, because there, because the way lithographs works, it's difficult to date them precisely because there's no organic material that you can carbon day Craig is just don't you go and offer the scratches on it. The scratches herb authentic,

Viking scratches so there's there's a theory that Vikings came up through the myths that came in Newfoundland as we know and then came round, the eastern Seaboard came up the Mississippi and then just like carved Pino Plums Valley into a much rocks in the middle, the country. I don't think that's the case. We would find a lot more evidence. There would have been a lot more blue eye Cherokee running around and there would have been there were. There would have been enough sorts and things that nice might might. My theory is that I think that norwegian tourists like round, maybe eighteen hundred, would come over from Arkansas and then they in the same way that, like English, ups New Latin, very well. You know it in eighty andred that I think that they probably knew of liking Viking beliefs and we would like vandalized or it might have been a great prank, in which case hats off to the region, tourists that came over

That's all. I got an idea that I think now that I'm in love with a deep, because these were all very Oklahoma, specific idea. I remember tabulating, there's something I did. I think it's on my car websites, my bavarian present with a researcher the job tool. So you you had a career, and I want to address you sound and dogma that when you talk about being in Politburo politics for a short period or how that work, yet why am? I was interested in politics for a long time. I did a lot of stuff in college and then ended up working for for a couple of members of the house. Representatives outward for Dan born from Oklahoma, and I worked TIM Holden from Pennsylvania and was out had a very good time. I I left because I got a scholarship to get a masters degree in Edinburgh in so I had to leave, but but at a good time it was fun. We're working for Congress is the closest thing to being in college of Nonsense College, including getting a graduate degree. It is, and in like manner,

in DC is basically- is a lot of marble floating in Durban. Just picture like like a sea of bourbon, with some monuments tossed and for good measure. It's a very it's fun environment to be liked. I think I was there when I was twenty five to fun place to be when you're twenty five in everybody's from somewhere else in any people that have lived there for fifty years. No one in DC claims to be from DC. If you view vizier from like you move there, when you were eighteen on from Tennessee, I'm not gonna politician, I'm not I'm not a career promised I'd like a football, regular, Joe, no we're from Memphis and but the result is a lot of people that are in flux there. All the time there there that the downside of DC is that it is entire city populated by former student council presidents. So it's is smart, but it's one specific kind of smart. It's just a very narrow bandwidth of smart, very smart, but one kind of smart, but whose five it was a good experience. It was also

I was, it is a limited government guy I was. I walked away more impressed by the institution that I came in with it, and I was also surprised it. It is a lot more by partisan. Behind the scenes than people realize show. Jimmy and offers a senator from home, and a very conservative member. The Senate is very good. Diane Feinstein Senator from California. She still cylinder here right, it is a very professional, progressive Democrat and these disregard them. We don't ineffectively fight on camera. They, the ADI, the lash region in the cameras, go off negro get better. They ve been friends for a very long time over here. We tolerate that worked in DC for islands. So that's one of the things that was shocking to them. That you'd see

people they fight for the camera and then behind the scenes worked either. I'm sure they're all day when a lot a lot of its tremendous earlier in the actual ollinger you wanna know they have a good night's at me of the illegal goes both ways because a lot of Un Reform returnees- an attorney stuff like this about attorneys that, like attorneys, can fight with you and it's not personal so like if you like you, ve gotta, argued with attorney Iver. Very rarely have I had like a friendship and pulled with an attorney cause, we're fighting about some policy thing. They can separate that most politicians or return is such that they already have that perform a development and- and I think the thing is that, like the good and bad side of DC are kind of the same phenomenon which is more

to the people that I met. A DC do not view politics as religion, which is a good thing. I don't think you should view politics is religion. Hunting is exceedingly dangerous, so they tend to view it as either a job just job ports, a game in the upshot of each is much easier to work with people that think that they're, just on the other side of a different football team as oppose the other side of a religion. The downside is that it there's also a lot of chummy establishment, sludge and that kind of thing that doesn't really get flushed out, because it's all commitments be, you need to be civil and all that kind of thing so that it was, it was good. I enjoyed have to go out of friends there. I am a contributor reason which, which is a libertarian magazine and, and I do love honey videos with them and other based DC, swung back DC periodically every time and if anybody moves there again and on the indices circuit, because that's a thing I learned is that you, the embassies, are all doing events regularly and if you go to one or two events than you you can just kind of during cop throughout the week. Can you dislike where we go on this way? Promoting the austrian embassy and you make friends with them and since its affront out and out front,

do you still beating heart of this new? I have. I am fleet. I've played beer upon a congressman's desk. That was there is that there is a constant from northern California who, sadly, his wife died in. He just checked out is checked out like he was done in he rather than retiring. He just decided not to run for reelection. Just didn't come back, but just Monet Wall and his chief of staff was retiring. Also in so we just like a bishop to hang. It became a cub house for me and the other was it wasn't my office that it, but I would stress that there are many in office today. We just call me like four clock on the Thursday Mueller came unaccompanied beer palm and I go oh yes, the meeting on the thing about tariffs. Ok, over there, ok, I gotta get it. Then I go play beer pug forbidden, come back. I gotta do that. Training is a really other like crazy, eight. Anything particularly weird in Dc but the Abdul drank a fair amount. While I was there- and

I got to meet some interesting. People like I've got to briefly hang out with Leon PEN Eta, who was at the time had of the CIA and in got to ask antonyms, clear question and a few other things like that I can, with with with with the former head of the sea, I mentioned, we don't swear under podcast, correct you, you are welcome to me, will get leaked, you will beat me, you get started infringement anyway. Ok, we want one of the things that I learned in DC that all politicians, all of them, have something if trick they used to indicate to

but they're talking to that. I am not a real politician, those guys man right politicians, but like us, Jos, ragged, and they all have something like that. So what lately up Annetta does the charming is like if you're sitting around me, I'm talking and you like you, ask him some question: what do we actually assassinate anybody in IRAN? Really, whatever the thing is right cheek? You look around the room, real, quick, new leaned forward and go these flower bed. They think such and such, but I'm telling you that but heat, but he does it in such a way that you feel like it was like you're cool Swami to drop the Islam. It feel, like you feel, like you, ve, been really legacy, is very impressive layer like there's a craft big politician give Rossini politicians like change out of their human suits. I find the scenes of it ass. I saw I walk past Barney, Frank, one time where he was. He was noticeably drunkenness bumping into the wall, but I was also drunk, so I don't want to get out what a throat alienation that was my interpretation of it, but I dont think I society body like the eighty, but it completely go into full lizard, knows that I did have to become like a third level Mason before I'm abducted first level. Masons as weird is rural Dahomey sounds like I feel like. I would rather lived there than deja, yet

you're too this year that the downside to in what design reason wanted me to come work for them full time, but I was gonna have to move to DC and I turned it down because I, like I, I've I've? U myself, as a comedian too, is political, not a pilot, not a political, personas kind of funny. The noun is committing able to judge the theatre is neither do I, but I've got dc like D Dc, like kind of had like a moment of coolness when game fronds came out like where everybody had a hobby outside of politics and mundane game, a throne stars like no brought back to politics, as the only think people talk about they like football and stuff like Europe, is routinely people love teams in DC, love teams, but outside of politics and teensy stuff. It's it's there's not as it is just not as much breath to it right in, and I thought that would get exhausting and I would I would love to get to the point where the political thing is kind of a hobby forming and am in renounced the mainstay of political media's. What I do, but I would loved it like that guy also travel, show or something, and always with the same these funny things that Peter Work told him whatever I feel at home,

cultural climate issues, very political rain. Tat. If you want to talk about my you might get better now that we ve elected President Grandpa, like a team I actually might just like he might spend the next two years just give it. America Benadryl wishes out what I hope you will hear the preceding man. The proceedings for years were were wrecked, like that. So like one when it, when I lived in New York, I was a writer Fox business and in it is fine, I had no problem. I was living in New York, which is very bright, blue, cosmopolitan city. I would go on dates with very progressive democrats. Neglect where you work at Fox business love. Gay people in his life is like I said that we're like you, like you know, we wish we will. I love immigrant food. Let's go eat, that's something diversity. As long as I indicated that I was veto out and tolerant, everybody was fine with me. No one had any problem and then, like the day, Trump got elected. It was just like immediately like are you catholic, protestant guess in this equation? I would be a Buddhist Lycos you're like an extreme protestant. Don't I dont factored your weird binary. I also do not want a play that game in it and it became that was mad. That was just a real swathed for four years. Was it you you guys like? You are at least you're fulltime funding and, and you are you're satirists, but not necessarily political satirists. Did you find in your experienced last four years was like that is well it could you at least get people talk about other stuff

the political stuff

you're crazy. That's what goes too far and wide conservative almost hung about everything became a backdrop yeah yeah for sure, and what would I, when I just kind of started, doing towards the Incas? I I I I I interview a lot of people that are experts in fields to talk to our policy people and I wanna talk to you and I have to read all their stuffs that almost like an idiot, so I'd like, while I might weary I might now is that the sea. I might very well be wrong, but I'm at least informed about whatever I'm wrong about, and so I dont like getting into arguments with people who don't know what you're talking about. I'm happy to talk to friends, know what they're talking about and in get into an argument with them, because I might learn something. But if it's just like like like with I've, never been approach up guy, but I am also not emotionally incontinent, and so I might delay like our trump and I'm like. I know I don't like him. I did vote formed the. How could you? Why aren't you also angry and shrill, and am I summoned adult control, my emotions and enlightened? Then somehow I have now become like the Trump Go Mike, I'm not the Trump guy, I'm just I'm just not yelling like you are, and it was not. I don't know how to win that game because they were when I get when I get uncomfortable. When I'm, when I'm in a position to stress, I go Vulcan like I've, I've become like a very sedate british man when I become stressed in so. If everybody else is gonna go like dial up to twelve than I appeared, I appear to be ok with whatever anus thing has happened and and see, I'm I'm. I would love for whatever the weird last four years thing happened, just like turned down.

you, should just voted for trying to be honest, I gotta get I've gotta get cramped for this anyway. I see that the nuts when I did yeah, I'm like more libertarian under the real importance from a little time election day was exquisite skirl, you people, given what we did you over twenty sixteen. Now I've never voted data, so I dont but ok. I voted this. Let you voted for, DR, so that it you should. Actually. I stick is like you to emulate Scott items on media.

You just got back like. I know that Scott Atoms doesn't vote because, even though he's very big trot guy, he key theorized at the moment he votes he's like committed to anyone should be addressed. So I have always did you feel like there was a psychological click for you once you voted where you're like. Ok, I'm on a mountain top now, unlike lanai still things got, affinity and evaluate warmonger hands than those that are a scanty was further photo weighted. Voting was rural environments. Dragonettes deny arming used, but will ask the questions are as yours. My party's he went about dune. We can,

you want me to so slight two years later- I do so I do so is a set of get to Bob got the political orphanage which has the Wednesday substantive interviews previously noted on Fridays. More of the snake handling stuff we were talking about for Friday, really spouse where bring comedians bees joke rather than I've got an unrelated podcast called alienating the audience where I like my goal, is to by the end of it, be so nerdy that my virginity grows back feel like. I have very much liked, come close to that, and so so do really deep dives on that, like the think, the upshot I soon you referring to is, I did it episode on the economics of doom where we win, and we did all of that here recently. We just did one on the philosophy of the matrix. Last week we did one on this. In abundance of science fiction where in an alternate universe, where the nazis- one usually not a good thing by the end of may

and we're cow. Mailman now definition emails. I consider it should show did that she just like it is, and I guess it is meant to fund release for me too, because it will have to make a political and I can kind of like I can just like we're not going to do that and is also much easier to get cipher guests than it is to get putting guests. All the political people are really skittish right now. Is it? What are you a fascist recommit which team or yeah I'm like I'm, not a fascist or coming to like also fascist in a lot of the comedian, so that we too is the title of my shows the political orphanages? If I tell the motto: gonna bring you Ontario politics, this one I like joke about whatever, for it is up to us to put the site. I think, conversely, people love like if you, if you, if you find just like this niche thing, you what you want to talk about this thing, people really enjoy that get my view. That thinks

thanks to you, welcome you ever does not introduce vodka fidgety. You could do play by play the Simpsons. Let people, though its ass, to what is really at the room suffering a bug, no that an undue did. We talk to without a care. My lose an episode from your had no sweaty. Remember a lot of it will see. The spices representative of oil to lay a whole pack right

and there's a bunch of other things that I can't remember after I was like a year and a half ago interests make us, I M not. It is such a complex political machine that he sets up at the beginning, the book yeah. So I fell off like three chapters for Frank Herbert. I love, I think, he's great at world building. I don't think he's good at writing. What I want to end by that is that the World Billy's amazing his ability, put ascends togethers, really boring. In my opinion, in life I kind of tuna by the third book is. The third book are the first to the third book would be like he poured a glass of water, what did he mean by it and then like six pages of analysis and I'm like you needed to talk more about men tat? That's why we're here for sandworms yeah.

Peter still beating heart of a sandy, the he exactly last a really long time. These last six months, I'm never watched the movies. Have you ever seen the Lynch Film or the like, zero Patrick Stewards of Patrick Stuart, and I ve got these coolest she'll. Do these library blocky, like I guess, cartoons Blaylock, really cool slave, looks like you're wearing like a translucent like boxy, Lego, suit kind of thing? It's it's need. I like it, namely the coming up we'll see they were going to do one in the seventies that didn't never got made that they were going to do. It was weird that really cool cast we're like Salvador. Dolly was going to be enough, he was gonna, be the emperor Orson Welles was going to be the baron, and I don't remember who the director was, but is a man of noted, just never came together, but would have really cool. We do it doing being like this normous allegory for like a loyal and things that they represent, but if you like, it is good enough job of of making it timeless scene over. These are the that come up in human history throughout and one thing it's happened with fiction Now- is that everything is like

the bank I represents trump, you know. Well, that's really aims at its extorts put an I feel like all the fiction in the last decade is: can h really poorly very, very likely? Is it doesn't it doesnt tend to do that with like, like you are when Bush was in office, you neither we're like, like so the big Lebowski. This news to me. The big task is apparently based off of George H, W Bush gets about the Gulf WAR and which I knew I was never pick up on two, but if there's a bunch of references in their like that one great, but it is also very light to the point where I D guided: does political stuff reliving didn't pick up on them, but then, like other stuff like star wars, but he murmured episode for when it with you in the pot racer thing and there's this likes to want to announcers. Their names are like Newt Gun re like because, however, is the weak, because George Lucas one or two like slip anything about like Newt, Gingrich and RE gun. So it's gone re insight that no one cares and like the name of the general grievous his ship is the invisible land. My I'm acts as a liberal. I am offended by that, like this billion air is besmirching, the market lie on the list of ages really well, I've been afraid without relax. I've isolate the card that lead to start tricks. You came out. I what I was really afraid I was gonna, be that there is like they. The federations been taken over by an orange villain. Wanna do yeah yeah battling the trumpet Trump galvanised everything. Last four years to everything became trump centric end in, and I thought was horrible for political satire. I thought it was awful for comedy. You guys are very talented, caught comedians of brutality counteracted by not exactly as I enjoy the battle on Vietnam. You guys are brilliantly funding, so maybe you'd have practised coat. I have not. I find that is a joke writers it. I want to be able to exaggerate thanks and these if the real life headline is president Tromp kits Gulf balls at rosy, o Donnell from battleship- I'm like, I don't know where to take their ability to do so. There's a lot of that happening end and then, on top of that, so much of the comedy was just like trumpet stupid and, unlike I agree, can you do some jokes now, like I agree but like go? That argument is no, that's the joke yet, and it does not so much of that. So so many some part comedian snuck in the back of the room over the last four years, where the day this were my bitterness coming out from the new competition where they realise that they really couldn't you allow laughter and a normal environment, but they could get applause, they could sneak into say liking. Maybe this is about whether but I'm gonna drums committed war crimes. Nobody would like a standing ovation rhythm, how brave review to say that here before street of so eight October, that, like like again like I, don't even like I'll walk with you, just do the Joe do a joke, and- and so much of that discussion stop so now that I'm sure that everybody will be very rigorous than than Biden jokes, extremely cut again they, although the political satire, will really be good at the next. We f wriggle out of pieces about his pets, aren't with tee than the your time goes. We really will easily able hidden will hit by just as hard as Trump. We will be as rigorous in our investigations year delay. I hire you. I don't think it was a deer tat, somebody, ok, it was one of the permanent newsgroup c and enter somebody their news, checker distant when on vacation inflated by that might affect sugar widowed vacation. I like this is like a very good time to. Let me checking stuff come true that we are, we do animations and one of ours was our news reporters they they had. They had prepared ahead of time so one by one. They were already on vacation for years of each equally Michigan effect, checkup that the potter racing was episode, one. Oh, you iciest yea, a gay rights and when I realized tat I was I was thinking about using, I really fast, and I couldn't tell you what you are correct that would go. I've got to get hate me on your right as episode one I was. I was thinking after the period of well in my convoluted logic. Yes, thank you being a comic book guy from the simply asked reference of this is their layers here. I absolutely layers of the other thing that happens. I think a lot too, with with political satire, is like the daily show for a long time. They would say I cannot tell about the daily shows they the hit. Everybody had everybody heart and it's like Mitch. Mcconnell is an evil turtle that each make peace and Iron Feinstein sounds like you're, my minute funny how much she suddenly your mind he had on like this is this is not a candid irrational, exuberance application, you're making photo early man, Elizabeth WAR, and she just so brilliant that funny, I guess it doesn't hurt of europe- may even added here too

Kiss me out how much excuse me, I now other it seems like Trump has become a figure that the right

up like that in this kind of like for religious way, the left is always done it and always treat me out, lay hold them up in it. Then this admiration, where they can see the funny Judy, who I think, has it figure this out and then they they didn't, do it on purpose it backed into it but the british labour nail. This is like in America we came up a separation of church and state good call well done America excellent Brandt. Thank you. Thank you. I wanna. Thank you. Thank you very much for that. Meanwhile, what the British stumbled onto the planet, but they stumble on to separating power from reverence, which I think we absolutely should do and is a dangerous lack of foresight on our part, a rear slightly. I lived in the UK a couple times and in the UK the head of state is the queen who is married to a vampire in wears a flower pot on her head and doesn't do anything that actually affects killing people. Often she she cuts ribbons and she, the cheap meat, other monarchs thing, but she didn't kill. Anybody would affect taxes. Meanwhile, the head of government is the Prime Minister and the Prime Minister comes down every week, yelled at by parliament and then on Sunday goes by Buckingham Palace and has to kneel before the queen. So that's good humility for the Prime Minister, when, when you're tired of british people and in my links, experience of british people generally be pretty respectfully had estate, they like there is something there is some weirdly tribal about that. If, like that, no that's that's our alpha but limited by the Prime minister. They all make fun of the Prime Minister like when I live in Scotland. The first time Gordon Brown, who is labour and Scots her very, very left, leaning in any, was scottish. He was the prime Minister Slate run for the Scots you you ve got a semi socialist Scotsmen in Bulgaria in in parliament and an airline on noise. I talked and give him at all, not good at all. I know, but they played with acquaintance Milo student, the kings and queens it has drawn up in, and so I think they ve kneel down, and we have not done that and we basically made out the president is now and has been since Wilson. Our chap.

sand, our head of government Anna had a state and the father of the nation and a seer at all these. In its danger, you never give reverence to people that can kill anyone. You should always separate those thanks soak how you can, if you can that onto America autumn I've gotta Ok, what what what's his publish? How does in fact taxes and then how offered as he does? You are bores? Now you ordains all things man we're going to that in those days are over fuel people that is moving to another place whose it there's an hour. You organism are eighty zero. While I want to credit this John when I just went like one of my friends in New York, has this joke about how like the

Any God smiling people just really lazy crises? No! No! It's not! That it's not that he was. He was saying, like the terrorists, servile lazy God, because he has to oust worse the killing flatlands like like, like like, like a god. If you will think- as I believe it's John Fuel sign joke delight like got off just be smilingly with lightning. It is not doing that. He's these guys really taken a step back, need to be more active manager, fittingly gets upset by the police director anger towards the male heating and that I will pass it on to speak of the Scots you own one square foot of Scotch Whisky distillery. I do Scotland, I do. I do I square foot, one square foot, so

I like scotch and my go to one of my go: Tuzla Freud, which is a few. Do you guys ever drink or have you had I'll call before now? Ok, so his parents locks them onto even want to sue for people. That kind of no whiskey is, but they don't know Scott frogs versus, like your inhaling campfires, very smoking. I like Pd Smoky Scotch, and they may occasionally run this thing where you will open up the bottle and it's kind of like a drunken version of Willie walk up. We're like a little thing falls out and you like, like you, we're gonna, give you a deed, was square foot of land and a few, if you feel the sounds it to us, will send you a deed. I was like our eye, so I got a thing. I call them like slow, Scotland, I gather square foot a land like first question: can I drilling for oil? They, like Norway, Catherine Oil? They are. I don't like it for these and I'll tell you can build anything, because that was my ex state was maybe for these like, like it like that, build some kind of modular, no annoy you can't do. It is just a lifelong easement. Will we be able to expect to us when you die, but if you ever come, we'll will will lowness of Wellington boots and give you a gps. Well trained show you Eddie alarmed is, would give you some whiskey, and I was like all right I'll see you next month

and so I was gonna- go to stand up over there, so I went there and showed up when they were like Ok, ok! Well, it's all there that you'd, like everybody, had little to everybody puddle flags. What kicked over the russian flags built Lego Castle, but sire that that was made by the five got that one square footed say we're great marketing. Almost four weeks park is now and I will have a landowner. You get here, Scotch out of that. No, they gave me free scotch yearly. They gave me like they gave me like a true whatever the appropriate amount is too to drink while walking in a field, not an ahead and what they re very figures that what I came back there like a good job. I needed not really flags over digit, plus the irrational. No, of course not when we were more whisky say I gotta do is get in that area and they could keep some haggis now

not that trip, but I have consumed. Probably my bodies: waitin haggis arise because I go back every year. Twelve, thirteen police, exactly river people that are only listening that can't see me, I'm like a very handsome scarecrow. I'm like I'd like a magic word, this ridiculous, Austria's skid blazer. I look like it if the US, if a rack own district club is, I would like to use me as a Tom Tom One's job vision, the diver scottish roots, basically its bits. Basically just carnival food with sheep lay like you, ve, murmured, carnival and you're like deprive that's like that's ever they just gotta show like there's. No there's no genteel scottish, shrewd. All Scottish reject a bucket of port. That's been subject: some kind of frying treatments really theses, carogne I've. Never, actually only you can see the picture haggis site is the magic even guts. I. What do you mean? Technically, you are, but he did it, but it looks just like basically like shepherds five year rich or, to my only know you you honestly, I don't think you'll be able to tell the difference is adjusted the it is a little bit spice here than shepherds private textures use act with the same, if you like, shepherds by you'd like Agnes meanders. That then there's like deprived pizza,

price knickers, there's lily, as is the name that, unlike again Texas articles in the night lightly or curse the scottish comedian front of minds, can my my show this week. He talks about how he scottish needs. Looking at the covert data and he's like will covert supposed to kill people in Scotland that you know like sixty two, not but the average life expectancy is fifty seven with the alcohol and the stabbings at the other that the car, let the fifties, lays biscuit at the Occident. No, the edit, the I like the food but you're Diana gets in eating scottish cuisine said,

military base is actually put sailed. Scott Scotland is a great place there very friendly, like the the English, are a little bit like some southern England, so, like south of Birmingham there there are a lot more reserved and then you get up to Scotland and there they are much more chummy like last year. I I was over there for the french festival and I went into camp prevent my drove around the top northwest part of Scotland's like way outlines and in the right way out there. In like day one and a half I hit a bog is like where I'm from the earth is flat and if you pull off the road

you're going to be fine cause they would like, but in Scotland, is all basically a sponge in. So I pull over to let a car come by and I had this man and it completely slid into this bog like a Rick, is forty five like imagined, fedora hat, like kind of like a really saucy guys wearing it. It seemed that level and I couldn't do any satellite if you, if you parted with just rolled into the bog- and I say hailed, some kid

put it on my some in a kid who drove barefoot cause. He was insanely would drive like ninety miles out any one or two people feel petals with his feet drove me around and in any case I will ever know might well. I got my my man you're stuck in your boys. Oh no problem will find you a farmer, but all the farmers were drunk because there are cultural testimony I got so none of them are competent to track and give the out of the soup it solely well. I guess I later he took me to some extent. We like the locally in which also local pub and I walked in, and it's me and then like a bunch of guys, like of motorcyclists, all we're in black leather. So I don't know, I think, you'd call it a motorcycle club. I thought it was a motorcycle gang. They were their facilities about that and I came in there all lookin at me kind aside. I go that ILO day I got my my van stuck in a bog and the alpha biker. When was it not at the time by the can- and I went, yeah he's always hold on that and they all leapt into action like the Austrian. I'm cell phones do to try and find me they're farmer buddies. Knowing you should talk to your old cheesy old cheesy big day, all yellow editing thousand this'll cheese it on our dog old, she's, L, cheese, it killed that steer and, unlike what is it, I don't want to buy. One table. Cheesy steer got stuck in the in the barn and an old cheesy wrapped up to China and its net to try and followed up and hid popped up like a tick. Don't like what happened with the old, and I would like biker problem with a big really traveller there. Yet they have like they were doing a community dance, and so I would like- and I was a kid I could die- can do anything other than a cayley and in the following day they drove me out and popped out of the bargain, and I now know everybody unlatched or Scotland. I think a mare was good time. Miss

I join with people listening either go to Oklahoma, we're Scotland. Those are the two best place. We're gonna go to our subscriber portion for our survival lounge nice. This is now. I now constructs wearing sang racial epithets. This display of yachting christian young men, more drinks and non alcoholic scotch hanging on the lounge. You gonna tell us lurid story. We heard that you used to do improv, you take any situate from history like thing and you yeah we're gonna, throw some things are united, ok, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm tired, but a part of a team which is somewhat dormant, called lost history where we can. We go up and staging oh. What with something that you enjoyed and in high school history and we'd media was seen about it like we did. We did want at the Austin loss of quality festal your two years ago, where somebody somewhat Samuel Gamblers- and I was like that and they like seem even Labour movement Leader- and I like it, I'm from free market giants like an we made a whole thing about the whole sketch resist Sdr was faking being Paraplegia. The whole thing really pissed, dockers, ass. We were really I'll join you for that matter. I did think they cheerier listers for others. Yeah. Thanks for the freeloaders, such a gun enter heathens POD guest

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