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we're on the last we're on the big finale of avatar. The last airborne mean my kids thrilling, and it's like it's become this great. Like Father and son thing, because every day there are tat we can watch in episode of Amateur did I do something she knows clean than you know. There's a little like eastern mysticism in there in the chalk rose now, chalk, Rosato, knockabout truckers episode or too, but you gotta be where that button. I don't know if I'm emotional had prepared for the end as a staggered to great story are great characters. Funny we still got the mediation, you there's two movies, but the movie was horrible. Was my understanding the imminent sham on One. Would you like to James Cameron, one that's not, which is an unrelated exactly to start the word must not era, and then I'll do what I wanted to talk about two days. I actually just finished reading journey to the centre of the earth, if you are not really I've, always wondered Jules Verne, my bed and its its awesome. This just I alone,

did you eat your kids or just you, and I just read it, I love poke. Would it be worth reading to your kids as a too hard I was thinking about. I got it, I bought it, but I haven't they. Would they would get it here and it's just a classic story, I hate. Our stores now have to have like other symbolism, meaning yeah. You know it's again: Money dig in the middle of the earth and see: what's in there, that's the story, that's the whole yard, sprinkle journeys in their earth and all that copy step up produce. Twenty thousand leagues under the ceilings what you got so my recommendation comes with the warning that this is it The movie? That's our rated, but this is for my action really fans this movie when under the radar bet it came out a few years ago, but as a fan of like a good, simple ninety style action movie, where it's it's just a guy with a problem he's got some. Do these guys, he'll, because you love somebody like those of the best ones like the matrix, ruined action movies because

He became ballet with guns, and it was a grip. Matrix is awesome. It came out with them like every action. We tried to be ever since land and had a deeper meetings in the symbol in Guyana said about the book as I like that he's just simple story! That's why they get nine! That's why taken did so well. Is this like a total people, especially due to be my wife like taken this? simple story. One message, my daughter: I will miss you up a man, a guy can get behind that most parents and get behind them. So this movie blood father, it's Miss Gibson, think what you want about him. He makes excellent movies, but most movies are under the radar. Now and this is a lower budget movie? That's a nice, simple movie. His daughter is this and she's like one thousand. Nine hundred and twenty she's got mixed up with some drug cartel boyfriend and they want to kill her. She tracked him down and he's just kind of washed out tattoo artist guy who lives in the trailer and he's just defending her from these psycho drug dealer. Guys and it's just a nice simple

just that action movie and so highly recommended, as is hard to find those because as a tonnes that MRS tons of actually look like that, but their horrible. This is a legitimately good one, but a lot of the violence, but the anodyne, Disney sexuality and remember that just a lot of violence that about words Ella movies, like that, we just want The equalizer movies equalizer great. The second me, but this version, whenever it is a washing, has made that same movie about it doesn't Yannick something Nancy. A dozen kills. Everybody in file of equalizer has got that great theme of defending that prostitutes. Honor you! If you like that movie, there's another movie, call them called Marin Tao, it's it's a Phillipines movie. I think I know it sir Philippines M Indonesia. It's a guys. The Meda manawyddan not forego and offer amateur. No over the Actually, the raid movies that amazing action enhancing the railways. Amazing super violent, better

in recommended like for me, I'd recommend its kung fu, but this guy he's ok he's like he shows up in the city for the first time ever he's from some small farm and he's a kung fu, he see some girl whose prostitute getting messed with by disguising guys he's like my camera that happen, so we d starts, beat them up. Goes home movie goes to the entire syndicate just because he stepped in and it just like. He just goes through and takes out everybody. I think we like these movies, because we we feel like we could be that person and want to be a slightly different circumstances, I can the equalizer movies he's just kind of this Jill guy, forgetting our military past or something but he's just like I'm just doing crossword puzzle wow. I would totally do that if I was like stronger and bravery ever gets karate lessons and I was less of a whip me. I would be me I understood that this has been stuff, that's good. This news is weird

weird news? Oh, I forgot to say year blood bath. Thank like a thing about it. Tat important I've read this notice in blood father, but Father dog left, looking like alpaca after biting pet grimmer. Halfway through hair cut. I read these headlines their robotics because they seem so ran like someone is raised in random words in there think they get him from look like some alpaca yeah debases the dogs entirely shaving supplies of giant puff of hair on its head is unshaved because, apparently, when it got there biting the lady, I whistled and grimmer stop doing haircut. Just didn't do it equally, we kept biting, urges that I can't they meaning comment next week to address. Apparently they they thought the dog was scared of her mask recovered maskers we know given Newsome announced randomly like everything closes again order. If there are people over half way down, the other went home, look and getting their sorry governor, just tweeted,

I I when I was a kid my grandpa used to give us military haircuts for summer, so we all come and eat the boots in the chair up Can we save her head but the data that is supposed to do our military haircuts. I sitting on like the railing of art, staircase that goes up into the house and my dad open the door in the door hit me. I was seven. I fell backwards, so I held on when I went upside down my head, got stuck between the bars that all of the railing, so my head stuck, am upside down and flailing my legs in the air. My dad can get me out of my head stuck. So yes actually like, like not me, other those that wrought iron. Mental Barsoom Knox me out of there, and so I have to perfect bumps on each side of my head Catholic, Teddy Barriers, the granite up my head, so my grandpa goes to shave my head and I m.

Jaime hits those buffaloes knobs, I start screaming and crying so he just doesn't touch him figuring. They'll get him later so far. A couple days I had just these two puffs of hair, whom it may look like a little teddy bear whose, as a bump like white account, he gets like yeah yeah you get above and release AOI now he spot, and we must look again at the medical a sharper spotted using paper. Bag is face covering and others have used. Knickers were knickers, so have used anything. Firm ask so far. Have you used knickers? I haven't used knickers. I did once really had a gun restore, didn't, have the mask grabbed my hoodie and I just tied my hoodie around my face- was my ex gig city? Had this giant mix pics logo like hanging out in front of my entire just,

Region, hacking around the store. I wonder if you could do pantyhose like Robin Roberts, yeah Parliament filter out his mama, not that they doing this thread seem closer together than T shirt fabric, which is well. People using Dan, whose on floor and pain, he just like ripped up a t, shirt and then like create legal strips on it. Any ties it around back has had its countless hanging torn laugh and has continued thing going on the back and it looks like he looks like something out of like were needed to erode the correct Mccarthy novel solar instrument. The new normal family found a man declared dead still alive after breaking into hospital. More. Apparently this is actually worth reading the text of this the family did not believe them the doctors when they said they died.

Finally, we believe you were gonna break in weight, so the doktor said he's dead, so the family of a man declared dead broke into a morgue and disbelief only to find oasis escaped another. It is heavily Declared dead broke into a morgue. The jumping around these adds. The Columbia and we found one Jose: Munoz Romero, sixty seven week with his eyes, open after one of his daughters, infiltrated the hospital doc. In the hospital in the city of Secret, hey Hall, in the caribbean region of sucrose, Colombia, declared Mister Romero dead only hours earlier, but his family couldn't believe it in demanded to see him Mister Romero had been taken to health clinic with sudden high blood pressure. According to reports. So they say you die just two hours after in hospital, but is relative? Didn't trust the medics his daughter? Who was, been named and reports. They said she is not allowed to see your father's body because krona virus ever she broke into the hospital morgue. The doktor

we're distracted and they found him breathing in conscious inside she told the doctors and they still trade. Mincer that use actually deadens you just seeing natural reactions when patients die, but and he was alive. These live now let insane. While that's like what you don't trust the doctors What you don't trust I went I science, you seem to be intimate science there Nanjing around our morgue. This is literally the money, Python schedule and Holy GRAIL when they carry the dead. Gaia cases are not, then I started in and they throw on the file a dead bodies. I, when we gave it away when she's looking the doctors eyes like Larry David me, like you, fathers pass music hooker. Well there, it is

accepting a gang of any there's really really really has, but then they break in late. That's what hours regulator of my turn PETE shop owner thwarts robbery by tossing pious aspect, they mean pizza, have recalled a pizza, omnivore, Calliope noise, those very easy Yoda machine in New York, But apparently the guy had a machete, the owner, told troopers that a man with a machete approached him demanding money here, he told me, didn't, have any and through a pizza Adam causing machete wielding man to flee in a car. I'm amazed that he didn't well. If you ve ever seen into turtles, you throw a pizza at a guy with a machine. They cut it up in the air and then all the pieces of pizza land on the plates. This is true He knows how to use either science squarely does not use it. That's why he ran many I feed hit. If that's what would happen, then your aunt science,

how many stories about getting hit in the face with a pizza Ethan. When I worked at a buffet restaurant, we used to throw food at each other and it kind of escalated so be like a bun. You know we kind of mean the kooks Wood sided dishwasher. You cut me sneak attack each other. They got out of hand one night if you're pizza overtook, she can't serve it on a line. So we had a PETE's overcoat, which means was all brown. Which means sauces boiling inside like is literally boiling in bubbling in their. So the cook comes out across the room because each in turn round yet the giant paddler they called the pizza. He flings it at me and it just drank. He thought I dodge it. It direct

get me in the face and was high, and it was Scott burning. My face. I had known as pie, power sprayers, defaulters use. I immediately is spread my face off in a hurry. Then that's all you did. You have like a perfect triangular because a full pizza burn circle, but I'm thinking, maybe they come apart or something and then you ve got no its, not cut and was cut pepperoni You know, there's this like a red Kenneth. Luckily I had this prayer in hand, so I mean the moment I saw it coming. I was thinking where

was coming on me, I'm not display my face. Did this is gonna burn makers that boiling sauce on their very familiar with the boys sauce when you work with pizzas anyway, I worked repeats restaurant. Who did you say Mama MIA? No, no, you don't just this was it appears that this is like a trucker Buffy guess: sealed copy of Super Mario Brothers auctions for a record, a hundred and fourteen thousand dollars- and this is like a video game news for you. I need to read this jazz guarantee the highest price ever paid for video game and less of an era has ever anybody ever given their life, but in forest money goes another was one game called the track and field? I think that was always the record for the marvelling viable video game. You it's a lane game to get that much money. Well, I don't know why he track in view

I'm not going anywhere else interesting to say my legs of the coup wander around his is the original meaning asking nets. The original from like eighty five was crazy. I think about Mario's, and I remember when it came out and how far games have come in our lifetimes insane technology was actually, if you go back and plays you my brother's, it's amazing how good of a game it. It is a joy ass. Well because if you play other games from an era, they're all horrible, just all they're, all terrible editorializing are back in the nineteen. Eighty is again were great know their awful. You remember, sir, marble, because it was the only one. Was fun yeah. I think that's my dad Patrick mastered Mario Brothers story his morning, devotional as he would recite entire books, the Bible by memory. They would just be speaking Philippines from memory entire book and then he would play Mario brothers and he would beat it mould.

Times without mushroom singing just be a little Mario in defeat the entire game that way multiple times through good integration. Answers thing Mysterious vampire slaying kit, including pistol and knife up for auction, so this is just kind of cool. This thing has a pocket size, pistol and nineteenth century copy of the new testament pliers rosary, a bottle of sure teeth and I re robed war, Wolf carrying rosary begins a blue file with mysterious contents, a silver bladed pocket knife.

Inside the lid is an oval enamel painting that depicts the resurrection of Jesus Christ, origin unknown. So that's a fracture he's got some money wants to buy the vampire slang kit, so is it supposed to be old? Is that why yes, old? How I see the nobody knows where it came from? It's probably just joking, but still cool, but it's all the game I was seeing. It was stadium events on track and feel worth twenty five thousand. That's how often enough compared to that seal copy, murmurs, so arena, binders, vampires, link it or what, if you want to sell, may be good video be nice for our new office. Yet it would have a mind. Every lives is: got religious, stuff, nineteenth century new testament. I guess you have you the old testament fight vampires, just the new testament is valued at up to three thousand pounds, not that translates to.

Why would you just them it? That's all! That's a heavy amount of money seems like a lot like a ton and a half of money. One point: five tonnes: ok! Well, let's move onto stories that we too everyone stories. These are some of them. While here's an interesting story. We'll Progressive was very careful to only advocate for the most progressive politics and be an act. As for all the popular new social justice causes, So since he was so clearly on the right side of history, he was very super. To find that after he died, he still went to Hell crazy, so right, side of history, but still in how she's messed up yeah how's ceiling that Big Charles here on the right side of history than you good. To go right side would mean Heaven yeah stamp how is trafficker what that means? You are the right side of history. Its lead in her little apart there yeah it implies, effective moral standard right and

people who say that don't typically subscribe to some kind of objective moral, or at least wouldn't say that it comes from God or the Bible, or something like that? There's a great Jonah Goldberg wrote a book called the tyranny of cliches and he takes all these cliches at a lotta. People is actually Look I didn't sell very well, so I recommended by them. There was much After all, this saying chapters only different saying so what so, this from an essay that he wrote in domestic policy, people, mostly liberals, tend to say you're on the wrong side of history, about social issues that are breaking their way. It's a the phrase loosely translated as you're going to lose eventually sweating now, philosophical the expression is born because of its marxist Wang tomorrow, storing Robert Conquests phrase. The idea- that history moves in a predetermined, inexhaustible path, amount what kind of hallmark card had ISM Marx who Stop alot of his stick from the philosopher Hegel

I realise the idea that opposition to the inevitability of socialism was, tat intellectual and anti scientific, the progression History is scientifically noble, quoth the marxist and so we need not listen to those who object to our programme. Later Lenin, stolen MAO and others would use this reasoning to justify murdering millions of inconvenient people. It was a God is on our side argument, minus God, I liked Atlanta Lastline Dizzy. I you hear the you're on sight of. God is what the failure to create the kind of hard core fundamentals You just take God out. You you're on the wrong side of history is what is history histories, whatever we're gonna do, or did the strange mix of object, morality and totally subjective What are you whatever man history? We talking about whatever happens whenever whoever wins rights, Syrian says how you are on the wrong side of it in a second. The UN is not how it works

I also find it really like short sighted, the green, the mapping of sitting like You go against the cultural trends of the last fifty years, but, alas, new five year, you're on the wrong side of history. Bub yeah look a little farther back, let's look two thousand years back. Where did it to all the way to creation six thousand years ago? This is an excellent article. Think there's some great dialogue You can read it out here. I am very you said you can read it now. We have a new dynamic Mulder exhaust can people dead Babylon, be article man on right side of history surprised to find he stood, went to Hell. Will this can't be correct? He said ass. He looked at the Evelyn Ding fire prepared for the devil in his angels. I did everything right. I was an activist for the good causes and I screamed at all the bad people online and sometimes in person. I know it's crazy right. Sensing, Epilepsy You are on the right sort of history, all the history,

will Caesar to the world you're Reintegrate guy you're Alpatych? No, The picture and smoking just sitting there So why am I here? He asked God guy know how this is take a look. Yeah, what he really doesn't follower about politics and explain. Well, that's wrong often said there are a lot coordination is out. There are more important than on the Bible, stuff. God focuses on preach. That acquire do Satan answered know what I'm gonna do he said. I want to start a protest. Satan nodded sure you do that. Is there very place to get poster board around here. That's it eleven Satan would completely agree that case not into politics. When a jerk sought a region the choir I'm on your side, man

next story, local lunch money, thief and wedged Specialist Biff, O Doyle wrote in a recent up ed that bully culture is not real quote. It's just my fist. Free market response to your stupid, face dweeb end quote. So this is a day and you had a lot of bottom bottled up Boeing issues from your past. Did you ever get all either blinker? There was a period like fifth grade readers. A small group alike jerks the decided, they're gonna, pick on me and they never really did anything. It was just like a you know, you're nerd, I'm the one time they said we're going to do You mean we're gonna jump right and jump. You you know always like was as I taken on different meaning it. I don't know I now move to meetings and other men, like you sneak up on you and unlike beaten, you up, we're just gonna get jumped answer. Then MRI your school. Neither are very is get on

I was just like standing in the world, the kids are knowing they run up and I got my backpack and then in this fight hang in there near now. Let him take my backpack, obviously pulled it I'll say like foresee: dog pooper, something then well nerd. They liked y know. I was all. I went out five, a heavily Butterworth. Romania has teachers is mom, was a teacher at the school and her name was Missus Butterworth which is one of the Serbs that has not problematic. Apparently when I he just do. Looks at me Samaras, like in the playground, and I felt something hit me in the head. And I turned and looked and then also they saw there's Butterworth another Rockets from the head and fall over and then is through another one I mean walked away. Gloss over the Butterworth name, says, is love, but yet with idle inverted somewhere effects. His last, but I only knew how could I know who he wasn't in Rome at his heels, kindergarten Hughes lot older than me is huge.

Meet me. Look like an adult he's, probably like tenor, aid or somethin. As for my mom playing about mundane saying his that's Mrs Butterworth son isn't funny. The syrup- and I like I didn't know that, there's a serpent five, I don't pay attention to certain names, and later as like. All that is pretty. Funding must Butterworth. But another bully that call me butter ball on the bus in a punch me one time, cousin, fancy coming butter bomb. And he got the whole bust like chant butter ball at me, is like that may have a bad sitcom. Again, I needed something: what are the bullying? their Lillian's, hey Nerd, but they are building other bilateral issues. Charles, in blue, uneven They can live Butterworth of Maryland blows. The Massachusetts blows sports team, not just like us low family, the fascist blow, the famous blow family from last year's. There is the blows, but he.

Basically wrote this same operate and publish Ryan inspired this, but with a few words water ice at once more. There is no thing is cancelled culture. There is free speech. You can say and do as you please and others can choose, never to deal with you, your company or your products. Ever again, the writ powerful or just upset that the masses. Can now organise their dissent further, or even if your public figure, you're still a person, you are still going to make mistakes like other people. You just have to take your now. As for Lord knows I have, but you can't complain you did it. There are consequences for your actions, learn and move on, people don't complain about the celebrity culture that allows them to amass wealth, an influence, but they wine and moan about cancel culture that threatens to take it away. Do people not see her craven and comforted? This makes you look. Turn off his hands. I think you ve parts of that. Most of the lot breakdown Leah or of one thing

he makes it sound like this? Is his people freely choosing not to buy a product? Not so it's happening. Chemicals are a lot of times the custom of the people that are too the company in calling them, ass, never shop there in the four place there. Just they saw one guy this guy online there what he said. So cause bosses and want to destroy, and also like cancer, how they voted or whatever its thing. It's not a thing he sits down. All you messed up need is gotta make up for its like you the freedom to vote. I want this country, like that's, not messing up the others. There's a few elements there right, because that's not the customers of the. We need someone, who's never heard of a company before in their lives, and so this season, tweet and start calling and in the other thing is whose deciding what's right. Think in IRAN. Think in this cancer culture system, right these he saw the guy who got cancelled for a paper. He wrote in the late eighties worries me was talking on women in combat roles. Many was it the guy? I think it was. The guy was an executive Boeing, ok and he had written a pay back in the early eighties sing

ginning, whether women should be common rules in the military and new design and lost his job, because so his leg. There's a lot more city raised. When can we question like it just one we're still reinvention we're still debating women and come out that still legitimate discussion, but it's just so it's not not only is it depends not a mistake here, not only that what is for people that are fairly in concert? angel we're not talking about celebrities here right now, at the time of the Amazon marked sometimes happens, libraries are usually cancel, proof, that's a thin. Sometimes it happen. The celebrities, but alongside this, the guy that works at Friggin, Walmart or something grammar, but to call this why they are entirely around a video. And now there get attacked him so and this was inspired by just one mention Philip on Twitter, who saw this I retorted and said I when I said I made some comment about Charles blows: tweet here

earbuds that you can you got to do about lumpy article about how they say bullies are not really believes they're. Just it's just a reaction to the attack me in your face, whatever So I told him what to do at nights. I told them. I didn't love it. So thanks, Philip, greater the eye till they robbed you wrote at me like that What you think about the argument that it's like this is just a free market working because on one hand. On the one hand, that's true ride, like it they're off not trying to get the government to do something they're, trying to get the market responding to trying to look, go to the crowd and say look at how terrible this person is stop buying their products are in a year, why shouldn't employ anymore? It's the one since this year, but on the other hand like just leave, gallery out of it and take but the morality of like right trying to story, someone's entire life. By getting the hook, to turn against their mother. We're things about being an American is you're. Not you don't share any blood or you know any history, like you just

You join America here, there's a set of ideas, you're supposed to believe in and one of those ideals is freedom of speech in this house. Chunk of people right now that don't agree with that, and so and to give you have those values. You you don't know you, let's peoples, speak, their mind united going in trying to destroy their life cuz. It's that's what you're trying to do and you go to their work and make them figure online than if their future jobs, google them they're gonna be destroyed forever. You know it's really sick, so I do think it comes from the shifting morals of the country. And scary, anything they nome with them with their charging towards humming. They, No, I don't know if they really want this reflects on them, which it always does right. Once when guys had gets cut off down the road that guy's had gets cut off a million. That's gonna! U a french revolution revolution seem to go.

I guess I'm just thinking like this. This argument about the free market is interesting, as I don't think anybody's. We tactics this dopey novels words, the culture that turns against the idea of free speech before I government and that's just as dangerous, oh yeah, totalling so we're not saying like. I know, you'll happened. First darling, it's it's not the government! and so I think I mean I'm, I believe in capitalism, but I believe it is only with the addition of you have to have As a christian I mean. God's law truth good and evil? I mean a belief in what is good. What is bad that you have to have some sort of integrity. That from somewhere else again just be driven by money, everything had driven purely by money. It's you still living can eliminate completely evil and vapid culture that self destruct. Well, the peace: the police, as it were, have come for the Redskins washed in redskin,

I sat on one thing I want to live in a country where we can't name our team. The Redskins cannot give them but we, the Babylon Bee, feel that put the pc police did not go far enough. Supremacy in racism everywhere in the Unifil, with every single rife and that word I, gotta have literally drooping dripping rife We bulging how did they get things? Yes, we're losing whose literally that's we have landed on it. Using with white supremacy and racism, every single team in the week has some kind of offensive stereotype in their name, so we here I call on every NFL team in the league to change their name for the following reasons The recommendation that the Redskins become the no skins, there's just be a guide, that's just be a guy is complete. Flayed abolish skin and you can't tell him. Blacker wire. Any you know he just were all underneath

we're all bunch of blood in me. That's the dream, isn't it and all of us just ass. You, I wonder, is running around with a little bit like artery, shoot nips scribbler everywhere, and it was screaming in pain,. It shows a human. We are all our. There was the symbol of one of the houses and game affirms going around with this skinflint of fleet on Does that not another word flay? I was in a place like a fish when you, like- that's Philly, filet Flay, F I lay like with different knows I think there are related in particular, type of slicing residing like thin slicing. Will you, but you have to fly a fish? Is that the layer, is your flay filet following what blaming it is a boundless cut or slice of meat or fish. That's filet, that's fully, and then flay should then this before the first appeal, the skin off a corpse corpse who are carcass

flight peel up flying the flag of those words, and it isn't. Lobbies lay that's his name, rough mining, Bobby Peel, the skin of a corpse So yeah, no, I wouldn't even read some of these Arizona cardinals to religious emollient falcon celebrates one of the cheapest smash brothers characters. Baltimore Ravens, named after the Disney Channel, show that so Raven without the pvc person, color protagonist permission, Buffalo bills, obvious mills earn evil by product of capitalism dollar dollar bill, snow bills and in a socialist rises buffaloes our meat. You know I mean I mean Caroline, The Panthers, the Panther was appropriated wholesale from Condon Culture, strew Chicago, bear murderous bears, should never be celebrated. Since any bangles sounds racist, we're looking into it Cleveland Browns

brown a tongue about skinheads, arrogant will boil will what sounds like white virginity me. Dallas cowboys were well a mutant, half boy, half cow is tragic. She needs is a mass got we're talking hamburgers. We're talking mean eating we're talking mail. Ask unity, there's a lot of things wrong: the cow raising with somewhere out there there's a kid who, like a mutant and you'd like somehow just was born. This deformity looks like county. I ask others again and everyone teased him his whole childhood cowboy you're. Oh boy he's yours, what's milk and then every time you now to hear every time it goes to Walmart sees the Cowboy Jersey saying in up the front he's like reading. When he has cereal. He discovered noakes it himself. Denver. Broncos horses have been subjugated and enslave for millennia, Detroit Lions Lands are not begins to get point grimly, attack, there's glorifies, butchers, meet packers and then meet causes global warming, theoretical concept,

this number yeah, the problematic stethoscope it could be the Green Bay impossible meet backers beyond meet thinkers, on meat used in Texans, that's real Texans! I don't know sports celebrates the most racist state in the union. Indianapolis cults Obviously the name glorifies guns right. Jacksonville jaguars jaguars are driven by evil, rich billionaires as they run over poor people the martini cellphone couldn't Britain gives it achieves this obvious Emily I've got a change that we suggest searching the Kansas City, wise indigenous tribal elders change, regular whites. For short, we got a friend whose

fire fighters for their changing that in fire fighting in a calm teeth city more, yet there discussing column thrilling and be the wise tribal elder, wise indigenous tremble, its whites. Oh wait went out at once that's what you LAS Vegas Raiders made the raiders of the lost dark, which featured prominent Nazi imagery Watson. Charters we do not think anyone has ever faced down a line of charging riot police find this name even the least bit funny or clever. That's a trigger word. LOS Angeles ran the rearing all these models. Dodge Rams, contribute heavily to the climate crisis, Miami Dolphins, painful reminder that we live in a world where Seaworld still exist. Minnesota Vikings associate with patriarchy, dominated Norse mythology, New England, Patriots, patriots, northern saints goes away?

the constitutional principle of separation of church and sports near science giants, prefer the term persons of Height New York jets the burning Jeff fuel contributes to global warming, of Eagles Eagles a well known nazi symbol, absolutely USA. Today, european bus to Seattle, Blackjack, Eagle, extra Nancy, true Pittsburgh. Steelers steel contributes Global warming, Samuel, the forty nine this is this one. The goal minor mass got harking back to the days are manifest destiny and the destruction of mother. Ass. They just sounds like a derogatory term. Here's the forty niner Nine or like niner yeah such a minor Forty nine is well founded. Seattle, Seahawks birds, are unable to give consent to have their name used as mascots candidate buccaneers. This was actually okay.

Because the buccaneers were probably just stealing bread to feed their families. Buccaneer, though the pirates discriminatory to call them back, an air Tennessee Titans reinforces the harmful idea of power structures and male dominated hierarchies. Washington Redskins nothing wrong with them, can go in Spain that one can see its kullak, that's where you can say people of color but can't say color plus skin yarn. I can never track all the terms it right you can say that skin has a color, but if you say a color Wu Wu the USA to calibre jet capitalism or something I can keep track of earth you should. Like people of some color that I can distinguish one of these shade: some don't don't even make at the color we'll, unlike in my area, armor

organ. We wonder topic at the weak, we're going to discuss why christian stuff is so bad and so good in that About one repulsion article this week, if you like secular things, try these christian alternatives that are almost as good, and this was kind of a throwback. Was like a year. This is inspired by the time that I worked at the family christian Store and we have had a poster told Kid if you are given essence try Barlow girl, if you like, you were like if you like, limb, biscuit trap, you d think when are you too, and I am expecting, although there was lazy over them, I am expecting a complicated relationship other they were better mistakes. I disagree no, absolutely hundred percent way, better varying em.

Musician, what actual music musician shit while their cheese you there's some cheesy song- I can't stand like against them together. Voice is my eyes lily. I gotta nasal we'll neatly, but that's wrong. I automotive, apart punk bug I like I like the harmony so like it too, I'm just gonna, but I like they're good anyway. May I will analyse for forever. Is he Christian who can only listen to christian music, which is about I put myself my parents- never really put that on me, yeah really, It was good within instant window. We were grown up. My brother was like the one who is almost like pushing the boundaries of like can apply this secular album coherence will be Looking at an unknown there's a couple. A there's two names on this album quickly say that I don't know I'm unlike its in courts to to deal with, and I met the Hoover Dear Mister references to the who were down on this

so, there's too, you know banners words on this. Album talk about. Ok, you know you're you're, fourteen, I think you can handle this anything I can do with the other wyndham like I must only by christian music. You know so like you, I was more selfish. Yeah. I did it was like a nineteen or something like I just yet, and everything and start over I really bought into that others cleanse me a gun to some friends car and we turn on a radio we're waiting for her. She ran to the house to get something in just yet secular, music on all her stations, and so when I changed the model or one or changed all workers a fair one I was a for the crazy, that's all It's some kind of you, you have it I guess I don't like it's like punk, but like the righteous verse, something

you you're sitting there waiting into presses number three. In a word Jesus Jesus, do He's a video Jesus. You don't wanna know what it is that makes christian stuff so bad and I wish feel let we have to knock things off yeah. I think. It is like this combination of capitalism and Christianity. Think consumerist exe, as we like to create a product, Why you need you need this? You aren't you incomplete without this, which is built into Christianity. Already, since, like others Jesus, but you can also say plus Jesus. You need this agenda. It, creates this analysis really convenient as you like. You gonna burn all that and by a bunch start over by all this that we make

and saying we will Salaeratus allocates preaching yeah, which yet art for preaching. Their horses, and we don't series of the Christians are like. Christians around the world and the world has all the stuff and we pay Zeppelin M m. We and use the sermon to say this is something good. I shall produce paid into the system but instead of doing that, we just like looking over the moral hasn't. We just copy it, and then we D taken to our own little world and make an unknown own. Have bans do yeah. We have movies when I was in my rock band made a song called mission to the moon is about that. Tell us is actually Youtube. Video of it. You can see its fully animated. Took me a four month enemy bout, a guy who these aliens come to them and they tell him that it's gonna end, and so they have created a new place. To live on the moon. Firstly, to go and live and

it's his job to tell her body. So then he wakes up in the morning. He lay great the plans for rocket ship and it takes, for the moon by himself. And then we get some of these sits up there in a little tower and he just yells of the earth and tells everybody. But it's from the moon and then he watches the whirl explode I was kind of my young, I was like twenty. When I read it, I think but my analogy, use just that you know you. We box yourselves in this Christians, we like to create a safe little moon Paradise that we live on, where everything, safe and christian then like from inside that weird little world we created than were a kind of telling people who, come join, sounds like yeah yeah, it's a marketing thing is Now you guys have music. We have music, dig it out almost as good here. And a short cut to righteousness right to dislike. Like oh yeah, I have Jesus approved music. So therefore I am it's kind of like the rights at history thing.

Yeah. I was on the right side of the sea, the Isle send a thinking that there is some an lg like when I was saying it as a kid, and I can change their moods presets to christian music or like it is you, as we are judging thing via a weight of eels. Secondly, music and after the label and secular sacred, secular sacred, like teams, we like labels, ya mean, everybody does. It is the christian vertebrae as true cause. You know when people buy a product there not buying the product of ninety identification. With that ran right. You know this is something that marketing is looked. To a normal research, looks into his like some buying a Pepsi is buying the fun of drinking Pepsi. I'm not buying a Pepsi, I'm buying the choice of a new generation or whatever, but would have makes you feel if its young, a richer success format. That's what your by NASA. Shit! It's like I'm looking for ways to feel

proved by God, or something and I'm looking for approval and I'm looking for that that sanctification in the the validation that I'm growing in my christian faith, and so I can buy the product. To validate my identity as a Christian rather. Having their identity in Christ and listened second, a music or whatever. It's not a big deal and we We all want not just Christians. We all want a very simple way to go me good. They bad. I see me teenager going to this right now, she's discovered the social ass the stuff in its convenience. Makes her good them bad. If you try to like give her any alternate fast, three thing, just open her mind, which has one open up to a cause. It's nice to be in that place. Where, like I have this stuff, I am part of this club I am good, they are bad, the guy at the second. Is bad! I'm good together. Smokes is bad. I got smokers is good luck, bonus commandments, Charles Burgeoning said,

when people when they ask why smokes, add another commandment, there's already ten, there's no thou shalt not smoke commandment. Actually, but you know that you're talking about a monarch, there's a connection to cancel culture where now, You have trouble consuming media from someone who this agrees with you, like all the other levels that are suddenly discovering this. I might They consume media. From someone I disagree with no really I welcome like I welcome, I think we can do that for decades, so we ve learned to make peace with that, and you know people are burning J K, rolling books, urban area people have Harry Potter, tattoos get number move because she's a turf first his agrees with me on this one minor thing, even though she's like entirely in my political camp and believe that everything I've really initially in little thing and there's this like intellectual purity that must be maintained, is thereby yet it is. It is that they are consuming

to reinforce their identity into if I were something oh, they disagree it. I can't partaken, you know, that's how I felt growing, This isn't this wasn't any fault in the part, my parents of a church. This is just me being self righteously jerk. You know like These are good side to it. I think I think so I mean I wasn't exposed to a lot of things. Terrible things other people who are exposed to when I think it inevitably It brought out artists that may not have been discovered in a secular market. Thank artists like dislike fibre frenzy, who matter no, if they would have who knows the face Some of these smaller why the bans eyelike gathering tooth and nail like having listened to. Stretch, Armstrong again after a while, Tricks, brother, these small punk man. That, were they that made, but that big, but because a tooth and nail him run them on the map in christian bookstores and stuff and. I'm really there's this good stuff that combating not once again this is where I, against black and white,

good. This is bad idea that there is a great and there is good, comes out of Brussels. To us look shoes yesterday, there wake up screaming. Album is just like this pretty good pop punk, it's as good as something that you here in the in the Well or link was, It's pretty only eyes he's gonna ice like doing now wives touring in and at its best mean the christian world. Pretty these guys like fibre, unfriendly that you feel like they weren't Happy being in the christian space soon, Thank you. It wasn't like where ashamed of yeah, it was just we want to a museum only a product, producing it about. Slaughtering of the Indians and slaughtering of the native Americans or whatever they really would sing about these topics, consumer eleven year old, indian slouches, listen desiring Scots! That's what really makes anyone a skunk, them, and you call them Indians.

I thus I sit. I changed it nice, I'm so sorry, researcher and its indigenous peoples. Now they ve changed again as an indigenous now item, because Americans, But you have these: these guys are mean switch. What I think is like better than any secular ban to me like well They absolutely extreme statement. I mean like you, you they make me they make art. That's like their their top five ban. For me, you can cover switch, what happened and my wife I agree with you and it's somewhere, it's not this. It's not Team, Christian, sound and music is like economic music- and I think as We always you don't eat around and we go on you. You wanna become secular yourself. Oh yeah, that really does a disservice to some great art. Think it's more than I'm fine with Christians making christian products. It's the this is wholly. That is not a project having that attitude.

Marketing in thy way. Think is evil like I've seen your seamen there's a gathered around like that. We can seem designed the rigour, but there's adds further christian Healthcare whenever its, Elegant Algeria, chair programmes, healthcare, as God, would want and are really like we're lookin. The christian event and get your healthcare whenever that kind of stuff bothering me yet That's. Why are you here that those programme, notably that users and they really love it- is actually like writing. A Czech probably worked for some people sharing thing. We're like you, actually write a cheque for another Christian bills that month, but you don't send. Company of five hundred, all advertising more than just heard about. How do you know the name of the company's begin, but, like you Five hundred dollars check that company, you don't even hate Bob and Minnesota got okay and you already bought a check and you send it to what kind of how it works as you're sitting in my own. That's that's cool I kind of like that concept for you. If you'd like using its

judge people like all union having those work well for us, my type when diabetics would be asking a check every month among budding cinnamon, he become and come on, keep sending it, but Agnes are just one day were music, I mean we I got everything. Do I remember- and I remember the cushion story had a pc game section and there was a game called Catechumen could take em on everyone sitting and the spice you it was It was almost inexact real I version of that game on the simpsons where he's like shooting the main thing over to Flanders House, and they play a video game. You wanna play Michael Shooter Bible last year when they're, like shooting people in turn him into Christians, it's like it, but did, Sir said, Sir, you walked around with the Holy Spirit. This is a sort of the Spirit you blasted. These blue beams, if you hit of Roman Guard, he would like You hit him enough times, and he'd just falls to his knees. Ngos in this light comes down from Heaven

the new year. I loaded a very learned. Your shown, yesterday's, like that. Absolutely no area looks like satire success, but it did seem to be so. Lugosi boasted that they made a sequel to it. I think it's just like this is bizarre Vienna, but I was like always interested in like one if I can find a good christian video game and never did Let me call game where, like it's like, the daughter but you're normal world, and you can put on your demon gobbles and send you can see what is going on spare world or on everybody yet like out to fight him like Frank, pretty dispersed, darkness videogame recently now be pretty memorabilia Zaragoza patent pending. Do it make it redemption cards I played redemption currents was the like magic together. It was a christian knock off of magic. The gathering and kind of interesting, as you actually had to shuffle in like demons into DEC, so you had to build like the good side of it

point was there is souls in tackling this before I think we might have they were sold in the middle of a table and you had to sit save the souls before the other guy saved the souls. Actually, I've had a Satan carding year these, demons, and it's like doubt I play doubt, and now you didn't save him out of it. The Christian going to stop people from say souls, testaments humor, testaments minutes. Testament system means it's a you at the front of the Christian most others like now. This christian candies and motivation breath testaments, and yet I think they were means that had like a little by oversaw the rioters driving a pleasing fragrance properly. Probably there that's bad what are the bread they got. That is equalled loaf. I'm ready go where we got it. A couple times grown up that fill like hearing some better than they took it, but the list of ingredients back from his each other, something in the salmon their interests. Bible, bread re here, but I don't think What was that has generally remember the package's it was a prescriptive is a telling you. You must make

Bread was just describing them. He meant that gimmick, leave, Jerky called burn offering or something like that. The pact, the Berta, meets aggravated, barbecue, place, Lord generally gym christian thing, lords, Jim, Jesus it won't hurt. Yes at the end of the gourd, was a corns Jim. That was a from budgets, All all its goods jolt Jimmy Accords Jim, was a joke inventions. Mental exist This is how far I'm indication call guaranteeing its apparent religious thing, which is actually parity, Yesterday they apparent eating of the gold, Jim Shirt and was Jesus. Actual Jim Colored, Jim, I M a manual, it's easier bavarian and teacher and he's he's doing a push up at the cross on his back. It says the sin of the world and is lifting up the sin were I care, but I think I may have told this. I got asked to draw up above Jesus when time, then I came up here. Did you do because because I was like ten, so

not draw muscles to save my. I would compare that's terrible, ignoring lumps go everywhere and this guy. When I was on softball team, I barely barely place where a few times, though the coach, whose Bodybuilder is actually part of the power team in our area. And he goes epochas hey, we're local power team we need like us. We teacher design we need is like our need on the cross. On doing who peace signs and then I want him like super ripped I tried to draw it ten year old understanding of the human anatomy. Jesus with like You know how many ABBA gave a minute is getting the giant we wanted for back shacks, and yet this hideous looking, and they used it. I guess businesslike, pay, twenty bucks and twenty bucks. That's more than you make making now the other weren t shirts and their written ribbon phone book. You have for the Lord and We all power team shirt to see. If we can

I never been local dislocated local May Oregon, which would probably not sharpen the first Maybe someone could another garage and they're it on Ebay, I mean how incredible coups county our team, I'll, be amazing findings. I love them anymore. Right in front of regular parent teacher, so this time are the priority is neither a phone books for Jeez. I murmured come on tv inner. You need a change in the channel and yeah you'd see these guys weapon phone books produced Are they still writing I, what they're doing the set there? What's the secular version of that? I guess it's just bought building, just Bonnie Building RE, that's all more fun! like a Harlem globetrotters type thing like you get these guys, athletes to duties, cooled stunts or something. Oh no, I never did like a spiritualized versa. Monster trucks seem like Little Diskiver, except the monster trucks already christian. What we do Look it's like at the crusade, but they do down at an inn. Anaheim will accrue Zambia, that's around. Let's talk about that later been

yeah. You know that, don't that's how they get everybody into the harvest: crusade, like monster, drugs, bikes and then a sermon as chairman of the buggy Keaton, monster. Truck of its of God appreciates Monster angel trucks about oh, other good monsters in the Bible. Remember through our ban would begin trucks vital more vice and riots in trucks, sampling niffelheim trucks we're christian, each other fertilizer question is: are we part of this problem at the, Never trusted knock off of the union in the or almost as though we dont purport to that Christian, if you like the Babylon Bee, but you are not. If you read the so that's me, I made a show of Christians. Have their thing: that's gonna! When it's weird movie, or like Bambi shouldn't right. Politics are just you

and just make christian jokes like? Isn't it We must now make fun of my christian bands we're doing I'm just being in this little christian ghetto right hand swimming. I like about the problem, is we do? We branch out of that and is do whatever we find funding this kind of her they want. They want that packaged christian package. Not for my sin. I get it no suddenly above Bacco, oh Jack region hate mail. Let's do it now. I too, we see this as a little complicated, but we sent out an old Matt knows how to work the flower bed button. That. Do not work the flower bed button. There might be a little guide there. You see the guide, tripe no buttons you get try pushing just press upon the notes,

that's not it and there are gonna. Once now, don't worry about it. We cannot in post learning pulse alive is due. We have to turn a little volume knob next to that, but the buttons down we'll go back away. There we go, will do proper later dental. Do it on the floor dame ok. So this was a response to our newsletter and occasionally we send like an advertisements to our email list. You some there's whatever will send out this time who was wins. We said the sailor was like. We need to stop anti far on some political out about anti anti fa image. Or we are pro anti antient way. We are all Anti Andalusia, and so this Britain very matter that we sent this email measures. You're right wing, scumbag flower bed off.

You, booby skunk they report. Hide him behind us a typical paper in order to infiltrate via email. Your crystal! fascist, NEO, Nazi dogma, We want to protect their what's a boost, and I was wondering where traffic Abou glue skunk so figure, abandoning the big loser focuses considerably less Gob Anderson yeah totals gave him. Opening, for. I have run on these bad blue skunk. Did you stink people out. A skunk oolaloo as this type of music- and I m sure I looked up whatever. Let's not another, gets put there, blue bizarre we're going out with. View. Google, Google, it's a new, far away, then changed yesterday, I didn't say that he's, a movable blue googoogling. If you go home a hooker, its

dance of afro american origin performed by couples characterized by dancing part in moving the body, in short, quick movements to be the music. Let's try, based on that description and elegant conflict and come in like manner. That's so that we were going to pay the same. Who was good, but Other thing says: it's a far whether new food, rate slang for civil war that were blue ones, represented effusion of people and cultures. It was both a musical sounded dance now, its favourite on the far right is sure an for an uprising. Against the government was coming about a lot when, like Ralph North was threatened, taken threatening, take away a lot of the guns in Virginia and steadily worse. They here comes the blue is like some civil war, Gaelic, usually ask me: the veteran flag now meet nearly always believed The Boolooroo is on the way they came up with those. He called blueskins. There was the moon, got out of the windows and gas

so you never bands and maybe even Bluegrass Bank of the blue sky, blue skunks. I bought it I can if they were so racist behaviour on the plantation they throw this big party in this big blue party, The lawyer. So before they go acoustic Bootblue before they Before they go over the government, the Google they have the big party- that name like the big Bubu Party that that mandate thing like that That's your blog that neglect some Dresses, bluegrass bluegrass why don't you, Google Bluegrass it's gotta, be a that's Gabby real. Are we ready for this next hate mail? Are? We are still talking about booloorooess cooks? we're learning alone. I do know what Christ a fascist, there's, no Bubu Grass Hague as up for grabs. What style of music in a whole genre reserve the URL grass duck

the far right as ruin ruined it, something we depend on whether Bootblue Grass, the fattest dancing the movie, where this is from a friendly sounding guy. His name is flower bed but spelled out. That's always email discreetly,. I just wanted to complain about something: dungeon did. Does it so much better on unoriginal but I have to commend you wanna I get fooled or school. You, flower bed, that's half critical! In half, we got you like. I've got to commend you. For me, I feel like we should. Branch out from the flower bed and have ones that are specific to the worried because reality I got Dave, do often maybe carrot the camera, of bunch, but we always flowerbed gonna stuck farmers on the stuck and he gets blinkers.

And how, in how came up with far about answer, he just got cancelled, see also, if you only flower bed. It is tweets, yea, A farmer knows when looking for Then people could deny me, so I guess he's from Rick Wilson's with Rick Wilson's and cancel my guy like goes off, I guess, he's on the right is actually revisit and by the confederate flag and really, will rise again and also from years ago without bends. Venza, oh, no, not really Wilson. They also know really is fine, and you know these not cancel that they like him to me using even ease enough anti drugs. He's antitrust. I've been house like like trumpet he's not antifraud as far as requested in you need to be all the way on the side. We don't want slender, if I want to Google Rick Wilson hell yeah, so it was a picture of him with a confederate flag. He looks kind of like a like MIKE from breaking bad little boy,

how he knew he had posted pictures to Instagram sitting by a cooler than had the confederate flag on it and the words the south will rise again this sitting next, sticker your views. I get it. I was at a party and, while didn't burn this party, there is like a cooler sitting as the capital of buds. Otherwise again, that's That would be enough to cancel some other people. Guy, actually don't care materials. You want to do that, but castle cancel speaking cancelling you cancel. You are cancelled because it shows over last year subscriber and then you're not cancel acts. We got some more stuff talk about so since our portion we're going to answer some email, talk about what is what it's like being too shy, introverted guys doing upon cast tat. We have a little retrospective memory lane at the last full year of pocket? for the babylonian talk a little bit about what the future holds. Sense. Emotional, sir, get the kleenex ready, It's gonna, be it's gonna, be the Boolooroo kids Jimmy.

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