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shirts posters stickers go check those out. I went into target the other day and I forgot that I had been wearing that from our recording and I was like walking around and I was getting looks and stuff and I'm like people in masks a lot of target employees in mass kind of looking at me, and then I realized I had the clarence Thomas hope, and so it's like that time that I walked into a target wearing my ted cruz serial killer, t shirt yeah, it's not about ted cruz, being a serial killer, which he is. But I just have t shirt with a lot of ted cruz's faces plastered all over. I always like the identifies vaccinated. It's such a such a firebrand. You know you walk out, and people get really offended really quickly. Wear that out

what we also we launched a game showed this week. That is inspired by some features in our babylon be guided democracy book. It's called peaceful protest or insurrection in the game show their very hard to determine which ones which sometimes her so yes will help you. You ve got to guess which one so, let's go to the game, show ready to welcome back to peaceful protest or insurrection. It's the game show where you guess, whether it's a peaceful protest or an insurrection pretty much what itself. Let's play right, we'll go back to the show. I you have already one hundred and twenty five thousand dollars or one pound of beef. So far.

Let's move on to the next question: done it and enter the question number. Thirteen is this a peaceful protest or an insurrection. Oh man, man, I think you mean non birthing person, sorry old, non birthing person, this one's a toughie. I think the thing with all the fire justice and there seems to be like a sense of justice going on there, and I want to go with peaceful protest. Final answer. I'm sorry That's correct question number forty four if one hundred thousand dollars or one tank of gas

da da da da da Da Da. Is this a peaceful protest or an insurrection boy boy, sorry, under age person who identifies as a future brook number the person who this one's really hard and I'm going to on a friend, ok, who you gonna call ghostbusters, because a joke to you that? No! No! No! I don't know. I'm sorry, mr philip us that I just like the call my friend can. Ok, let's get camera on the line. I can't help. It sprang a well brain I'm on peaceful protest or insurrection, and I really need your help. Ok, there's a mob burning down a courthouse and I need to know if it's a peaceful protest or an insurrection friend what courthouse

is it I'm not sure, looks like maybe they'd be portland. Are they protesting that they're losing the right to kill babies, or is it kind of looks like baking, I'm speaking well? Is it that they can't kill babies or is it something else I think Kavanaugh? I dunno? Maybe it's the maybe it's the babies thing. Some people think we shouldn't kill babies. Babies are like small humans and that's bad. So if it like that at a peaceful protest, while a camel seems pretty sure of herself up I'll go with peaceful protest, final. You really stepped in it. This time you moron. You absolute exhaust pipe because just one: half a million everybody that now for the grand prize,

million dollars or one week's worth of groceries for a family afore. Is this a peaceful protest or an insurrection, man I mean a gender neutral individual. Well, it's not quite as fiery as all the peaceful protests, people, but not destroying quintus. Much that there's a guy with a buffalo had just kind of scary I'll go an insurrection use if window sniffing theme rain, tell a lie. We would rather have a child. You don't want to tell us how these when you were in the wool, is saving your favorite bid healing singer these coca. All your baby

beach boy song, I just can't believe you would be so idiotic as to answer correctly and when what are the best settle down everyone, because we have one bonus question: how will the government spend their half of your million dollar wait? What is it A argentinian clown college be providing cocaine to japanese quail, see paying senior citizens to play world of warcraft or d. All of the above. Can we saki back to the government? Getting have my money, I'm gonna need an answer, break a I guess. Finally, goody but it's the all of the above. Congratulations, mrs

a peaceful protest or insurrection, which is the game, show where you you are self, so you know what the rules are joined, next week where we steal a cheesecake from the cheesecake factory or justice. than than than intended. It seems it seems, like they'll, run material after a couple of episodes, quite as evergreen as jeopardy, or I'm not sure it proves a lot of peaceful protest to work with more efficiently one insurrection. While it depends on whether the election, you wouldn't run out a peaceful protest, images. You will run out of insurrection. Images threaten twenty twenty four. Today's episode sponsored by the twenty twenty two crenshaw youth. Some have you ever wanted to hear from the real wolf of wall street, the founder of Prager university, this

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Well, as always, we're going to go through the news- and I was a busy week for Joe Biden so we'll just take turns reading. Now all these headlines come from the Babylon bee and I think all of these were published on friday. So one very busy day for Joe Biden here we go Biden condemns fascism in speech, while also reviewing attractive new mustache Biden rejected from austrian arts. Biden also published an autobiographical memoir called my struggle. That's interesting wonder if ever translations, another language I'd like to I'd like to read that french, I hear the germans actually the best translations of tan yeah here's another one Biden announces new program for patriotic youngsters, called Biden, youth, more bite and utan. It's actually another way to solve. Is that yeah so Biden?

establishes secret police right all right. Isn't that that's a bite and you didn't hitler, you didn't you didn't mean something else yeah. In fact, I thought it was hitler. Utan! Am I wrong? I think so. What are you talking? Hitler Oh, I don't know, that's a weird, I'm you're right, I'm sorry! I didn't you it was so. How did they save hitler? Youth young is young. So I don't know what use is the ever there's like, though? What do they call it? A germans? I have talked about this and want to know why we're suddenly there's! No. I just don't understand where we're talking with hitler, because we're talking about when there is no connection by anyways interconnection bite and establishes secret police well bred. For the first time by in abolishes office of president in names self supreme, cure her. Why? Why the german? But it is just a fancy: title supreme fathers words, the just gets out there in the worm, father biting.

bins camps in which to concentrate political dissidents and other undesirables dispelled wrong. During those are animals in the service actually reserve under soubriquet? Well, that's that's! Not good biden signs non aggression pact with poland. What's good he's property I am glad he likes. Portland or Biden announces invasion of poland, we're not so good weird couple of days: okay, maybe that did it peacefully, so peaceful invasion, a peaceful and mostly peaceful and france surrenders divided by an and ass a strategic alliance with Mussolini, an emperor hirohito by enforces stalled. Twelve miles from Moscow fell victim to one of the classic blunders getting involved in a land war in asia. And finally, Biden swallows cyanide capsule an underground bunker said the rough with.

about without inherited yeah, when the immovable you put up the screen, out of the website. From that day, you guys can pull that up and we can just say it's a historic day in Babylon bee history, so he left behind a dog that loved him and and burgeoning art career yeah. That's right, sat already escaped to the alps. But what one thing you can say about them, though I think he might be on the moon, they might be in south america, he he did follow his heart. He did, and I think that he watched a lot of disney before he followed his heart we also have a youtube sketch about paying off, which students loans, there's a girl that comes to the door, and there is an attractive looking man in the house average to low grade looking man yeah, I would say I'll take that money as banquet beer to is and if she tries to convince him to pay her. Ten thousand dollars for going to college so check that out on our youtube channel youtube dot com, slash the bathroom

worth seeing it's worth, seeing it now, it's time for our banger or the week after using it, the artist suppress, son's crimes and rape political rebels, home Biden warns democracy endanger. That's, not satire, that's real news! It's the real deal just like his face. That is, I do like his face. His face is he's yelling. He watched dwight, Schrute 's speech class, though. Hence pounding. That's real knows what the wheels of history are. That's a chord with the blood of those. the version in that episode is how people actually like the speech and he's are all If oh, no, it's gonna be bad and everyone's like a high, but not all babylon bee headlines will be laughed at by all people at all times,

Which brings us to the bottom of the weak child announce plan to remain in halloween costume for next eight weeks this is out about. This would have an autobiographical for me. Where did that photo come from that very specific? It was under shutter, no but like a child in a hollow in costume, was like a solid. Isn't that great? That's why I can't believe this artist? Is that really a stock photo? We didn't take that one no yeah, it was just a stock photo somebody somebody was thinking ahead. I tried to find a photo of one of my kids cause

what on their link costume like two months before halloween, and never take it off. So this is my joke that nobody know I like it. I think my kids said you liked italy's. While Liam did some of the other kids down there, but oh well, you know you guys need to get a better sense of humor. It is time for what it is time for sizzler facts. Twenty two weeks ago, he debuted a new feature in the podcast called sizzler facts, and here today's sizzler effect in nineteen. Eighty three: there was a butterfly shrimp crisis due to illness which caused a series of storms and raise the temperature of the water in the shores of south africa, disrupting the butterfly shrimp population. Butterfly shrimp, is a species of shrimp and not just a specific cooking method because of this sizzler had to switch to tiger shrimp for a period of time, which is subsequently now also endangered. This has been sizzler facts and now it's time for sizzler comment.

Since their comment, sizzler cover it's grounds hot day. It's groundhog day had this to say about sizzler. The return of guinness world records much better than sizzler facts if for no other reason than it annoys caught the tube ahead, the dare came from someone who thinks age of empire is better then age of empires, two, oh it said Oregon started, get it's very small. I have the eyes of a new small, the age of empire. Two is better than the age of empires. Three smoking like someone who no age of empires. The strange scissors, it was going to. It was kind of disjointed the guest guinness book of world records likes. The guinness book of world doesn't likes. Those are facts,

we live in a rural records because it annoys me but didn't like the person who said that, because they like egypt, imparts to barely you know them for not liking age of empires. Two yeah, but I think we ve been getting a lot. We ve been getting a lot of complaints about sizzler, flak facts lately, and I think we should do something about it. What what? What would you have me like? Punish the people like me and maybe we do like a full episodes of just sizzler fast further, maybe really just double the size of tooth. Maybe two sizzler facts per week: sizzler song- driving on the idea, I was driving all the way out, while wyoming and I passed by the sizzler in provo utopia

right outside the std, thus is learn. Timezone dead zone, as is their dead zone, is right on the edge with its literally right, on the edge of it was improper to affirm our mark on warm and friends. That's probably where they got us as they have caffeine, free cook there. I wonder if it is different, they probably have different say they have a little a few more choices than we do. They do wives, wives, planets, there's a lot of it. Well, if you don't missis fairfax we're going to open a camp in which concentrate you, this has been sizzler comments France, if you're wondering how you're going to afford to prepare for the coming food shortages. Here's some good news for you, my patriot supply the nation's largest preparedness company, wants to help american families get prepared and save money. At the same time, that's why they're knocking two hundred and fifty dollars off their popular three month emergency food kit. This is the

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the great segment all ever joke, as I hear, is one from Boston robertson. Who is the voice of the Babylon b to atoms? into a bar one, stop suddenly and says: oh no, I've lost an electron. The other one says are you sure, and the first one says I'm positive. Oh now, grown. I wanted you to read the as aston austin. I can read this one, MR centres. Thirty, eight having its mrs under mrs or thirty, a hates says to hunters around the woods when one of them collapse

is, he doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy wipes out his whips out his phone and calls nine one one he gasps my friend is dead. What can I do? The operator says calm down, I can help first, let's make sure he's dead. There is a silence, then a shot is heard back on the phone. The guy says the guy says: ok, whatnot cause he shot the as it was from captain waffle. A young woman went to her doctor complaining of pain. Where are you hurting asked the doctor? You have to help me said the woman I heard a all over. What do you mean? all over, as the doktor be a little more specific. The woman touch to write me with her index vague finger and yelled out that hurts. Then she touched her left cheek and again yelled out too then she touched your love and said the doktor examined her thought

for a moment and gave her diagnosis. You have a broken finger. Is it weird that I felt like your doctor was a samurai, You have a broken finger, nor nor with there's another from captain waffle We've heard from a friend your mama, so old. She was there when God said, let there be light and your mama's so fat that nothing happened. Oh yeah expects a heresy jar in pairs, the jar okay from gmail, using our gmail thing. Why do you never see elephants

hiding in trees, because they're really good at it. They are really sound. Like a joke. I've noticed that yeah what was from a fraser notes of what was hitler's favourite tropical getaway answer: Sieg heil sieg, the guy with a cigarette. It's wrapped the customer aka right now. I see Jarrett alright. Now I see konica The guy yes guile over there see a big. Their hat is what's green and has wheels grass pathogens Getting about the wheels Has it you're like a jack? It's a small text. One again: oh I get it. I got my my eyes on. hunting themed ones already. I keep getting the hunting once again from cameron conrad two weeks ago,.

said a man was out hunting in the woods. Suddenly a bear tore through the foliage and opened its mouth wide, revealing many sharp teeth trembling with fear the man dropped to his knees and cried her lord, please make this bear a christian, whereupon the bear also dropped to his knees and said: oh lord, please bless this food that I'm about to. I remember this one being with lions and missionary grit growing. yeah? It's a good one. That's a good one! Our guys will, at some of those jokes, were acceptable. Now we're moving on to our discussion of the rings of power visit, the rings of awoke Nis or the rings of goodness

not then find out mm hm hm hm hm as Dan come you, arts or the rings of power came out this week is amazon's billion dollar. Lord of the rings show I've been opposed to it from the get up. No, let me let backtrack on them when when it was announced, I was cautiously optimistic that it might be cool to see that age on this, and then, when they first released any material from it. I was immediately completely uninterested. I will not be watching to see when they first announced. I was instantly sky, The golden- and I can't say when they really sending me because I just I don't want to trade with all of you, you don't. I was very excited and issue we

then I kind of started realizing that it was amazon that was making it yoga It was even like when they they had all the news about the intimacy coordinator and there are like intimacy coordinator. I was I was these right. Well, they even from them out. Then I was like, like list just wait and see how the shakes out I was still a little. I was trying to you, know not not play my hand so soon and they are the breakdown. The breakdown too that will not to actors said something about like, must be willing to do for rightly and straight, but I wondered It's going to be game of thrones yeah, but I wonder how many projects at the early stages they're just not sure, what's going to be in it, which isn't a good, for lord of the rings showed no wrong that should never have they should come into conciliation. I I'm not disagree. I think I have to say that all of us were highly highly eyeliner sceptical of the shells everywhere in there I saw looks like bad cgi. It looked like

we're really emphasising weird elements of tokens world and then every interview with the most concerning to me every interview with you, the show runners. They did not understand tokens themes, they kept We are really hitting on talking's themes of diversity and inclusion and different races coming together to fight evil when I'm like, that's not even in the top twenty of tokens theme, but that was kind of my. So it's come out and now it's like there's, it's a mixed bag zone as bad as show is. Are we as the second episode? It's not as bad as some people now show is officially out ass, an even though all of us were sceptical to begin with. Will the talking heretics please raise their hands so you're saying people who enjoy pull that kind of like the show. Yes I'll get, so I'm I'm in that can in fact I found myself. The two episode for the blind or the audio jared is raising his hand, is wearing a grey hat, I'm wearing a great organic green and immigration raising his hand, integration.

kyle or not in cambridge is wearing a purple that also kyle has not seen the ship with that, because a woman, ok so to the first you ever says I watched and I found myself. last night wishing that there was another upset, I could watch piles gonna write in terms of light, just what you saw from the trailers he's right that it's not Giving great there like any element of the trailer that you got, that one minute trailer. There is nothing a trailer to get you if you're talking fan, if you read the books, if you're into the summarily- and there was no element in the trailer where you can point at me like. Oh that's from the book. Oh that's what tolkien wrote like they're they're so can so that was the expectations set up in the trailers, like that, we're doing our own thing, we're doing our new thing, we're in a right, the book that talk and never wrote, and after the first you besides around now. That's that's exactly what you got vividly remember: being junior high when the fellowship of the ring trailer came out and going those are all the scenes. Absolutely. the books, I remember that feeling seeing the trailer for the first time and jumping out of my chair in a room by my side

We are simply fair, though, like the percentage of the population read the summarily in and been able to sort of like come up with some kind of story line through this. Similarly, it is like a very small percentage depopulator, so so Dan is absolutely right I would like to caviar all my future statements in the with the understanding that this is not talking This is only a year. I didn't have to set aside you, so here's what told him world is yours would talking's characters are yet k to show is not that looks set. That aside, the that's that's we all agree now is a good show, I'm with you, but I feel like anyway, and I think, and I ve come down on a different line than you gotta you probably in for me. I can't even separated like if you're gonna put elegans name on issues of corn, and I totally understand that I mean like with mission impossible. I know a lot of really enjoy the new mission impossible movies. I cannot watch them because of the utter disrespect from the first.

The original gas from under the first move in a first movie, but the mary was a tv shows and adaptation of a tv here right. Yes, but because I was a huge fan of the team answer, though the first movie like just trounced on that was like. I was an attitude of shakespeare. I cannot enjoy this house, but I understand that was much ado about nothing. I understand that and obviously I hold in much higher regard than mission impossible. Actually quota can we screenshot these. Secondly, to notes and put them on the screen brawler viewers to seek, as they crack me a second to rings, a power disk. and everyone is a woman. This is MIKE Dan. This is my criticism. Actually I I think, could you write that who wrote everyone has if I didn't write that, but that's what we were talking about yesterday, I don't mind having having female storylines, but when every

one. Every storyline is a woman like that the prime characters, a woman, and we have four disjointed storylines, like you were saying like and they're all like female driven, which I I'm fine with like that's, ok its, but honestly that happens in real life, and so, like so far in the first two episodes two creatures people have been killed and both of a more by women. this made me think about it and it's like you see some of the seeds of openness coming out some of the seeds, but it's still within what I have just coined the worker to win like its it all the time it still possible in one of those cases by a gradual who, I think has preliminary could kill anybody who, I think it's pretty cool. Yes, oh, like one, it's I may go It's not, though, it's like physically, like she's, not a warrior necessarily, and you would have to she's powerful on her own. She could just wipe them out like with her bright, mind, bullets or whatever, but they they're. Not they did. They totally made her character into a mary sue.

Character so like if you saw the trailer or the distemper they release before the show came out where they launch her off a sword and she goes and takes down the troll all by herself- would like seemingly no effort they. Basically in this is after the troll has white out three or four other elite. Elvin warriors you get this ideas, Well, what did they just have collateral go in there? Firstly, it's like why why? Why are they even trying? Yes, he was in another room. My men grant ass. He was not there when the snow troll showed up, but also you look at how much good writers leg, alas, who obviously is probably one of the latest? I had the same longer lunatic down those trolls like I had the same at all with the Peter jackson movie. There was the adaptation for the movie, which is isn't like. What's in the book, my yes, well jackson- had legolas kind of shield surface way through the trilogy to take down whole elefant. All by himself. I had the same problem with legless. I saw people about. Legolas was trending on twitter, because people were saying

wow, you guys are a bunch of misogyny you just don't like strong female characters. Look I legless did this and you guys weren't complaining. It's like no. I was complaining because I hated those those scenes because it's a toy takes you out The movie is like all here's, a thirty second clip of light what is being like superman renders power creep throughout the trilogy were in the first one. It takes the entire party to take control down right like gravely injures frodo. You know right, there's all of em. Trying to get the stroll has with airborne am or by the last movie. It's more, they know is like surface on an elephant drugs. Yet of our group's another term, these virtues of buying power. It's a cut! Yeah! That's interesting! Well, let me be clear that I again, I don't want to come off as a massage, because I I feel like me, I feel like But there are so many women in the show, and it is, but I just them so perfectly well what you're saying that what you're going out is. I think that ever every cell plot right now, but though the stronger, the competent or that you have light character,

women are women or lang. They think you re the ankara, take her dance planning. My motive, I was now I do like kiss. since I had had, I hated, I hated captain marble and I think, for the same reasons, everyone else did I loved wonder woman and that's, and so that's I love wonder woman as a powerful figure that was connected to other people that had this relationship with other folks and that had a good motive for actually doing what she did. And you know, captain marvel was just like totally disconnected, there's no reason and no relation ips and I feel like the laterals kind of, like captain marvel a little bit right now. She's got only like these. This platonic friend that she doesn't really like you know elrond, who she called born in the show know. Is he going more? Is he going to be in the show? I don't think so. I dunno, but he's just nodded he's not there at all he's not anywhere in the show, and at this point in time- and I know the skirt of the timeline, but was she married to caliber

it's just too many men already, so they had to like kissing. They had also helped make the lottery too busy she's commanding the armies of the north yeah and she's fighting the evil. She doesn't have time for getting married and you mean that, but also the four elves that she travels with him. Also I have the feeling that, since calibre bar is such a crucial part to this story, they don't want too many similar names to confuse people. So do you I think that the first two episodes that are now out in by scientists comes out. They'll be another episode out an episode three. Do you think that they are well written Some plots. Looking, I really like use out of what is already re talking now. It's a show show good. So I know we have four sub yachts there are going on. I know a lot of people are complaining about the writing and, to be completely honest, I'm not gonna see it's good. Writing. I just didn't notice that it was bad and possibly cause. I was because I thought the shots were beautiful, lay whether its visually, just

stan urges I have some exam walks over the hill and you have the two trees. I thought that was just totally gorgeous yeah. I agree and some of the shots are low Zack Snyder ie like like little um, what's a dire almost like really dramatically led dire almost, but you know I thought it was gorgeous how do I get to bed while others are notable shots? I don't say anything about the beauty of it, which was great, but it's also like too much of a good thing. Like you know, every single city that they go to is this vast, like amazing, landscape of incredible towers and things,

got everything's beautiful, and so you don't have like I mean I guess the hobbit. The hobbit world is a little bit primitive, but I think everything else is just like really well developed and stuff like that. So I I think that in the lord of the rings, one of the beautiful parts is that everyone you get to gone to her. Finally, after the holst, you know it's like whoa. Gondar is incredible. You get to rivendell, oh wow, but it's like these. Like moments like it's, not every scene is Is this different the difference of the ages too, because that would have got more germane to the third age? I think, then, in this show they kind of take away that grandeur of like we're walking across a map, and we finally get to this place. They just fast travel everywhere there are other in london which is like that of capital. Very next seen all the sender in a regulation which is like hundreds of miles away and then they fast travel again. They got a chasm doom wit and well, and then added in part of the slots. You writing is at el rond. calibre border they did. They walk the two of them to cars.

Doom and they just shop in the same clothes? They have no equipment, they have no food, they walked they're, just there, it's like how dear how did they get they walked around the yet the anyone peter it took no time and then the other better? This is the one bad writing peace that I really hated his. They showed up at causa doom and then no I'll run just goes ahead, is like the area I'll meet you back all day, Celia the guy's a walk up and find out what you know: you're academic, try to get a man you're not going to bring him in it. I didn't aiding even bothered me a little bit in jackson's. Trilogy, win gained off goes to go under two research. What's going on with the ring, and he just like it and, as I keep it secret keepers, it gives aid and the show shown up. Yonder and look, I know you ve truncates. Months of travel, but I didn't even on the screen. It felt way to rush to me. Like I'm. I know you need to show the scope idler. That part was like us? I've failure that under here was a side you needed the plotting I get it would you like if they did an entire real time yet twelve hours

it's a twelve day. Movie are the words on the wall, but you can do a scene of travel or a scene on a yeah. No just a little bit of you know a you know, an establishment where I'm not saying there's a better way for jackson to have done it on the screen. I'm just saying that having read the book you're like gives you a mug just just then press to view of what middle earthen

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that. Morally, is not what you told us. Anil said yeah find out: here's elrond, here's the next one. What does it mean it does yeah and that just that, it's not what tolkien would have said like I think it's a separation of darkness and light or are we have this imore elrond gets all excited because he changed the word of gilgal ad speech. They made him a communications major by the way, so he changes one line from dead animal to spoiled carcass and he's like, ah yeah. That was me like I change. That way you mean about it. That's how you get invited already positive king Steve, throwing speeches. You are concerned where we have not being super well versed in the second age? Is that is there any truth it out like? Was he writing speeches for its all made up? It's not while they made him into a politician, which I think is I mean, that's not a bad read like iran could have been anything, but in order to become the king of ribbon dough, yeah king, all he probably would have had to go up through the political system. That makes sense that makes sense to me

it would seem politically scheme to get rid of collateral and thus getting into the token probably would have gained a ribbon del university in studying a pr stunt had to give a speech and for us the marines online betting, here's gilgal ad, he says for the same wind that seeks to blow out a fire may also cause it to spread. Yeah see. These are all just like relativistic sort of you know modern morality being thrust into this world, and I that bothers me. I need to go. Read some talking to cleanse the palate. Yeah, it's not it's! Not high pros, I cared? I was just reading. Here's the last one else do one more when it brings up. This is an episode to elrond. Where there is love, it is truly, never dark yeah, it's like and some of the it's like okay, you could see maybe what they're trying to say, but it's just so clumsy yeah, but unlike what are you you're, comparing it at all, exactly because it's dog ate all that I know. But how are you going to? What are you going to do like? What are you going to do like you can't resurrect talking from the net

do not make your own universe every. Luckily talking wrote down everything that he thought you know like. He wrote a lot I like to just just transcribe: all the other talking writings and just make an entire script went on. I would sum up everything I think about it. In that way, we ve had two hours of show and four sub plots, and I don't care about any other characters. That's I like door, and indecent has like we saw. The biggest problem is that if you like, the blue the character yeah. It tells you actually all the dialogue in this mood in the show. So far it tells you that tells tells you that their friends it tells you that romantic romantic. It tells you that exposition, it doesn't show you anything except the one scene where easy doorn and do so. You see their family life. You see something finally has after two hours and I don't care about anything else in. Can it s because it's really great it's it's something that one of our friends that is talking expert like talking louis experts, europe. A glider she's, been on the show, the yeah yeah she has been on the show. So what had she? She did not read

by Michael around quoting someone. She says what makes talking's work unique is the moral heart of his story and the consistency with which he maintains it, rather than revelling in the acquisition and exercise of power. The lord the ring celebrates its renunciation, insisting that the domination of others is always morally wrong. Talking is out We consistent with this morality even at Spencer is most cherished characters. Frodo has no other choice. And use the power that ring of power to dominate gollum, but he still pays the for the immoral act when he is unable to complete his quest or to enjoy life afterwards can company as intent upon domination, is amazon really understand this perspective and adapt that morality

to the screen. I think this is what running it to get. Is a morality issue. They don't understand it. I I'm still parched partially expecting this entirely to derail. I think possibly I was just taken aback because I was fully expecting to absolutely hate it, and possibly just that lack of not hating it is is. Is it I mean? That's that's the biggest issue, so fully expect it to get worse. I'm not holding my breath yeah. So I'll say it. Also in response to you know I was saying like well: that's not talking and you're like well, they don't have dialogue for talking, and I do understand that this is a different challenge than making lord of the rings. And while the hobbit movies are terrible, they're terrible in a different way because they had a script, they could have just made the hobbit I think it's. Oddly enough, I enjoyed this more than I enjoyed the habit movies, which we can probably a better show it. You know in some ways just because a habit was so bad on many levels and it had the

added wound of they could have just done this, there was there? Will I never even finished the harbor trilogy haven't seen a third of its it's not worth watching the battle of five armies in the battle of the gate. They had an extra similar, similar writing and, although my place the line when the dwarf is dying in and the girl made up girl, she goes would say Diana. I dont know when I dont years member she's. No, you don't seen its another move it out, because what is it heard so much because your fingers broke figures broker. Why does it hurt so much because it was real, So why are we doing here? Yeah all right? Well, so dont want to renew power. I like it, don't and we are now going to talk about the Babylon bee guide to democracy. So this is a book that has just come out that we ve written,

This is the second book in our series. In the fourth Babylon bee book, we had the Babylon bee's how to be a perfect christian. We had the sacred texts of the Babylon bee, the babylon begun to organise in alabama. We got to democracy, so this is part of our guide series where we write these kind of sits here, how to guides and we stuff them with illustrations, graphics, stick, figures, etc. These are like the ford dummies serious, but sit here, but for smarties and stay with way, better pictures on page. Ninety four of this book, talk about barking. Oh that's! All gotta page named after robert bork, the supreme court justice who was so bored in our society, so ragged nominated bork and they dug up stuff on him to get him politically cancelled or whatever right. So you, political, assassination political assassination of working, is now the term. So, on page ninety four, we

interactive feature where you can generate your own reasons to bork someone all perfectly well, but in all more reasonable than actual reasons that real supreme court justice nominees had been born all right, so we're gonna fly now that let's each three flip three coins on our age and those will be your three reasons for barking accurately flipping under my life drop it around out. Ok, I this has has a name that rhymes with kin reappear? Oh, oh, who had Sweden once waved at the poor and behind you and make you look like an idiot when you weep back, I would work some and uses talked a text in public around. When I get bored look at the currency, I've been board. I've been borg to our economy,

We need a sad pump bump. Honour is now some of them might land on the simple it's alright landed on this little wherever land I'll is being born for the following reasons. He thinks I p s, taste good. This is true. so you ruins cookies by adding raisins to them. No, but it's eliza and finally kyle is when men, while miranda a similarity. May I think there is some sellers are not so so we ve bork jarrett, we worked oh yeah me now we're going to bork we're going to work Brandon. He rented out that looks like it's here: okay, okay and waves, goodbye and zoom calls

I do that due to my to my nieces and nephew getting in well, that's that's acceptable. Under five foot, nine could be yeah and knees and your hand is a vegan yeah. That's terrible, but you're getting bored with lies like you could just be yeah. We know that's not true from renting alright saddam. We need to flip coins on a dance page, okay, Daniel. I dunno. He got a hit here. Hold it flat hold on from trying here I'll just use a pattern. Here we didn't, we didn't I miss the entire report by mrs Doyle, slowly in the left wayne once way, If the person behind you and made you look like you are an idiot when you wave back and two black yeah. All true is is a

are. We also have a mud slinging generator on page one, forty eight, so we can generate some mud just rolled forty twelve on my phone, and here we have this an insult that I can use my opponent and a political re, so hey brandon, yes, Europe, falander in gun, toad in italian. and cheese back yeah. Would you like to roller? I like the italian with the cheese bags so now he's going to get. back like a bag of italian Jesus. I would you I would order in italian she's been kyle. You cheating, commie, Levin greasy. I can't say that words or soldier it will opposite number four.

we'll have to buy the book to find out whether or not that is our role one here and see what I get so we ve got a debate dan against dear to share it gets elected in new or I high food and for ipod cecily square square. Our islet seem ok, dan, you are a cheat puppy, hayden italian I do not love verdure and don't ever J. Definitely was this inspired by the trump nickname like sleepy joe. This was inspired by lion dogfish pony soldier of which actually have a net illustration of thy face pony soldier and that that long I let's do one more and then I'm going to be rendered five. Eighteen. Yes, that's right, bettina, okay, so this

this is where you can generate your own beer. credit agency from the government, so one of the alphabet agencies like cia. What pages is on page seventy, two, seventy two or the first letter of the last thing I ate. I had a protein drink, so first letter of your mama's name, okay, the last person you texted was cameron, oh teachers, off something that is true. I talked to Chris Kirk cameron, says to me is: can you give me a random letter or an f you're supposed to ask a friend I never said, oh god, the cozy office of rowdy homosexuals, oh yeah, it's a cozy office some spectacular superadding they're out. How would we

president our government, it was actually funding this, but did you get one? Oh, I just thought it was. It says not to use the first letter of the last thing I ate was brisket first letter, my mom's name K last person, I texted bed bath and beyond. Apparently what did you text the texts and ask a friend for random letter Jarrett? You were my fra j J, alright, the national interest group of mandalorian pollution, yeah of it. Alright, then, I saw the first letter of last thing: a capable, okay, okay, okay, the federal base already like a furtive

Jared it gimme a letter m, but he's everybody's friend outside for a federal base of fur drone strikes. Drone strikes hurry. Let's see molesting, I was the jennifer instant, salad legacy, Where should we back up and well enough for a second? It's ok, so I most names will render were like this and then ass, the sea, and give me dad give me give me a z, z, okay, great okay. So you add this as the reprehensible dance troupe of all the flavorful and then

said the doom yeah dumas like rather what the reprehensible deadlines are less doom, but I've, verbal labour, flavorful, doom, reprehensible, dance, troop, there's a lot of awesome, steavens books, great illustrations, actually have to go cause. I'm gonna go beyond the atom korobotchka retinue, you drop something else right there, it's a landed on top of more cameron's name so he's here. We keep talking about the book and britain ass dan questions that he wrote from the book, which will be fun but I'll, see you guys next week in these guys will finish things. the last couple years, a proven that we need to be prepared. So we constantly see government reach. Attacks on our communication enter he grid worldwide conflict, natural disasters and never ending. Assaults on our security and privacy haven't really communication is essential, dont get caught without reliable communication, and I m here to tell you: you're fragile cell phone simply won't cut it. That's all

I we partnered with the satellite phone story, so you can stay aired, ensure your vital communication states, price their one of america's largest satellite telecom companies with thousands of happy well prepared customers for a limited time. Satellite phone store has a special promotional offer when you go to sat one. Two, three dot com, slash be get a free baby. State and unlimited satellite tax for only fifty dollars and ninety nine cents plus tat with an annual agreed but a sat one. Two three dot com, slash be that sat one two three dot com, slash, woke kyle, suddenly become much more handsome. Look at that job. This beard. I know a nice hair impression. When can I ll free point? He has been working out, Agatha ghetto, so we wanted to talk to Dan, because

I wrote some of these amazing questions that we have at the end of every chapter. At the end of every chapter we have we wanted to make it like. It was a like a bible study book or like a devotional book that always asks questions or discussion questions, discussion, questions essentially to get to get your your group to discuss the important things in life, and so we have some questions like at the end of executive branch, which president is on the one hundred dollar bill. Chair know that Thomas jefferson, and can you find a bureaucracy in your life? Ask god to break those change, but we also added these. questions that Dan wrote one question for every every chapter which um I mean. I think it is ties it and brings a little little levity to the book, such as

President Thomas Jefferson was so concerned about going beyond his delegated powers that, when confronted with the tax by barbary pirates, he said he could not go beyond the line of defence and ass progress to authorize any actions of war. In this same noble spirit, president Barack Obama, once bragged we're not. just going to be waiting for legislation. I've got a pen and I've got a phone and I can use that pen to sign executive orders. If you were president, what would be your favorite power that is found nowhere in the constitution? I try to keep it short yankee. Turn up. What I really like about it is that flying like a lot of the other text in the book is so self serious and like we were just really wanted to inform people about how democracy works and so that, like really bring some shouted the jokes to it, because we are the Babylon b. We need to have some have siberian something online, something something a little funny and that people were not so serious chuckle. You know a little chuckle at the end of a lecture nine. My favorite questions are like words that they block and then ass a very serious question and in those

in the space below that's, provided please write. What would you think there's a line? Just a little tiny was hit and so good, like yours, ngos that I really appreciated that you wrote it at the end of chapter nine. It says thomas tilt, we're doing jefferson wanting and thomas jefferson and once said, the tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. It is, it is its natural manure. This sort of revolutionary spirit seemed to kindle in the rain. Air france, against which Edmund burke took his pen warning region. Friends, you will pull down more in this half hour than prudence, deliberation force it can build up in a hundred years, while suggesting the state without the means of some change, is with out the means of its conservation in the space, provided. Please analyze the parable of jp chesterton fence and ask yourself if some abstract rights of man promoted by the likes of thomas painter, correct foundation for a stable system

women, so that's so funny I mean I was. I was like, oh so brief, yet there's so much clarity can contained within that little. I appreciate that is a great just what I was going for really good joke. So I really appreciate that. Is there any any particular ones that you're proud of? I have. I have some that I'd like to contribute. If that's okay, the corporate branch, this would be chapter seven.

chapter six yeah chopsticks. The first question is: do welcome our corporate overlords and remember. Alexa is always listening and may have a couple lines there. I think very serious too. Will you commit in this very moment to bow to make him ass? It goes right, onest class I do I did. Did you really well? Did you receive mickey mouse and your heart and for us I never did he choose. You did him, but a due to us are you calvinist, her an army that our mickey and it does not make any noise cool yachts was gone for those questions is megan, punchy, sure yeah, yeah yeah. Do you not think too deeply about anything? I really think you capture that talking would be proud yeah, he would be as proud as the writers of the rings of power. Brevity brevity is what we're going for right, guys you want to move into our hate mail. I think, let's do it yeah yeah. So

I thought the everyone go by the Babylon bee guide, democracy. It is available now so go get it it's great, my favorite book, theirs, games or those questions. There's just heavier started pictures it. It's really a good blog if you get it not a word to the bible. Maybe that one, maybe I mean that's it. It's authors are as before. So we got a comment. On the art, we released a video of the exclusive seen from the rings, a power got it before the show even came out? That's right and we add a comment here from Tom wade that amazon

Brings a power series will never be nearly as annoying as seeing those wind porpoises Babylon bee complain without ceasing about something they have not watched. You know it's interesting that he said that cause. I dunno the we'd complained it all up. Until this point, like we just released the clip from the show like we just saw and that handsome there was a there was a handsome guy gone dorian less than average, and he had really nice hair. As that, the guy, I thought you guys got the same actor from airborne like I like how they are going to get in the us. Like you know, he broke his toe long as elman yeah, it's just incredible, so so something they have not watched dan. Have you watched it? I've watched every second

and you continue to complain without ceasing? I now have earned the right to complain without ceasing yeah. I like it. I will complain periodically until the show progresses further into chaos, and then I might join you in complete ecstasy. It's one of those. It's I'm just not I'm not even cautiously optimistic, I'm just cautious, I'm liking it so far. So we'll see what I do, but I reserve the right to change my mind. Yeah and I I I have That I'm, that I'll end up eventually, but it will also need to be beautiful. What we'll talk about a more in the subscriber lounge will will we will get it for in depth, discussion of the rings of power in the subscriber lounge. If you didn't get enough of it, and if you didn't get enough of that yeah coming up for subscribers. If you are subscribe to the Babylon bee, you git bonus hate mail, known at eight may subscriber head loud subscriber headline, and we asked Jarrett the second set of ten question now

So here we go jumping up next, her Babylon beat we're doing it to mark the evils of your hate. Mail of the week is directly quoting scripture. It seem airy, arrogant, dismissed his concern in this matter. I think that was referencing. The men not wearing women's clothes. I grew, the sentiment, but I also were doing it to mock the evils of the world when also dressing like a woman is funny that is in the bible. Don't do this unless it's fun, unless it's quantity right, there's, there's a clause. This has been another edition of being a weekly from the dedicated team of certified fake news journalists. You can trust here at the Babylon bee, brought to you that someone out there knows something about carmen and we're going to find them.