Will Smith slapped Chris Rock at the Oscars, putting the world on notice that the Oscars are still thing that happens. Rhonda DE signed. What leftist are calling me don't say gay bill in Florida and now kindergarten teachers are sad that they can't teach all that sex stuff, that they said they weren't teaching. Your kids Biden talks about regime change in Russia, bringing the whole world together to look forward to a brighter more atomic future. We declare blessings for your life as we unpack the theology and the inspiration cube of one of America's biggest heroes of the faith. Yolo Osteen

all this and more on the r I well, I'm sure you guys are all sick of hearing about it already bewildering about little slap Chris Rock and the way we staged regional, definitely not stage to those a hundred percent. I followed a conspiracy theory to thread on twitter that was like going in my show another both smiling afterwards, but I think that was Chris Rock trying to play it off cause. He didn't know it caught him clearly by surprise, and I think this theory that it was like to get ratings is dumb because in the end Chris Rock was clueless prized and it hurt the reputations of both will Psmith and the economy is not some. Those good for that. Right. Yeah could see like the immediate viewers ship spike being a good, well Leah, and I think that even in that room, people were confused as to whether it was staged at first, because when he first hits him a thousand jovial like a bit until he starts yelling step at this stage, and then you see

Everyone's like face change in the background, as they realize he's really he's really acting like a thing for me, was Chris Rock starting to stumble over his words and not know what what I love is you could tell he could have destroyed was because Will Smith, you know all the rumors about him and Jada, and then he says, keep my wife's name out of your epic mouth and you see Chris the wheels start here. He goes. He goes okay, I think that those probably again link of a single punchline there would have fit there's a single slap or It has also signed the parental rights in Education ACT which prohibits, teaching kids and Cade through third grade some stuff about sex and stuff. So that's and people are mad about that. People are supermen. They're responded this by chanting, gay or just it's so ridiculous and didn't they do that at the Ask those aiming humor and wonders so that it is able to share with you. I don't know I didn't get rate might lie for you, people in order we're gonna, have a

a night, that's not even with the bill, they still don't get it. That has not even with the bill says yes, and so they do such a good job left us such a good job at labeling, thinks and say. Why would you vote for the dont say gave here you know, that's the murder puppies bill. Why are you against it? Your where you for it? whenever Legacy Biden, was also on others. European tour and he's call here his king called for regime change. In saying, for God's sake, this man cannot remain in power, and then he told you S, troops stationed in Poland you're going to see when you're there and some of you in there you seriously women. people standing in the middle of the front of a tank, saying I'm not leaving I'm holding my ground, so yay really came up. When I saw the quote, I was like oh he's saying that we should, like assassinate Putin, oppose this

I gotta get him out of there, but they re morning refused to back down on it. Lay at the White House tried to back a White house. I gotta statements rise. Aki did but Biden himself kind of stood by those statements, but they walked back as walk back. What a strong competent leader, we citizens money, so smart yeah? Well, in the meantime, world WAR three is about to break out. We have a Babylon Bee banger of the week weak everyone right now. There's a situation brewing in the men's basics department. Men are being held hostage by overpriced brands that simply aren't mission tested. That's why we're excited to tell you about undertake the only brain,

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the human ever just popped outta, you number three, have you ever I created a bed with six or more pillows my view, a warning sign number four: can you tell the difference between cream white and rustic farmhouse white check that out might be a woman number five? Have you run into a curb in the past twenty? four hours be honest. Carol there were six of his lips You just read that one number seven digits over three hours to decide what you want to eat for dinner. Eight, currently a member of at least three pyramid schemes- number nine. I even simple movie plots hard to follow and pretend you frequently describe your motion state as fine when you are not in fact find number eleven is you're Starbucks, drink order, anything other than black coffee and finally, number twelve. Do you have to ex chromosomes? If you answered yes to any or most of these questions you might be able, we did have a bomb of the week, though. Sadly,

the week. This was the, but this is my favorite article of the week conservative parents remind dancing teens to leave room for Reagan yeah. I loved this because this this was inspired by an event that happened here. Read some people in here visiting and they came over here to take a picture with us and they wanted the Reagan picture in the background and it was either mere Travis or one of them. Somebody I said, wait leave room for rabid. They were like. Oh, that sounds like something the leave room for the Holy for, but something that serve the parents would say just leave it to Reagan. I didn't know, that's where it came from, but I thought it was funny. I Travis pitched it in the in the in the writers group there that was my favorite headline. I liked that one. I thought it was great to alright well We got some Babylon these stories to be read to you lovingly by Austin Robertson with be radio. Let's go,

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a time critics where further incensed, when, after a logical down fire from them to consume his offering and show the power of the true God, he then proceeded to kill all the profits of bail in a tragic development. The White House attempting to walk back to stay but that no one is walking back statements as ripped open, a hole in the space time continuum annihilating the White House Press briefing. Let me take a moment to circle back to president by the state and that no one is walking back thing. We are going to walk back that statement. Now this current statement we promise, will not be walked back, say you can trust walking back at this walk back of not walking that journalists were rapidly sucked into the developing abyss, followed by sucky herself, Peter Doocy, bravely launched directly into the black hole to save Saki. His one true love, sadly, lunging into black holes. Never works out well and Ducey was immediately crushed

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The NFL is already the only industry that has just one elderly white man. Pete Davidson got a new tattoo. That says my girl is a lawyer. Even though Kim Kardashian is not technically a lawyer and is also not technically his girl since that turnovers to the streets my brother worried over it, you guys will find some other word. Alright, I did Tom Brady Joke and PETE Davidson jokes, so I should be almost the study found that one in four Americans have eaten out of the trash or while sitting on the toilet. I admit I have never eaten on the toilet, but I have eaten out of the trash before. But what I do is I pull my mask down to eat out of the trash and put it back up again, so I don't catch it at it. For the weekly news, if you want to see more check out the cancelled news on my Youtube channel. Well, that was certainly Adams favorite segment of the pipe cast. Let's move on to heroes of the faith

It's time for this week's the heroes the is a segment where we feature heroes of the faith, and this week we are talking about the greatest of the heroic heroes of the faith. Joel Osteen, that's right! So if you're not familiar with Joel Osteen, then well, you probably don't read the Babylon Bee, but he is a prosperity, televangelist and he's kind of a word faith, light charismatic type guy. One of his big teachings that has caused controversy is this word faith movement that your words have the power to speak things into existence, it's very much the law of attraction, or you know the old, with the Dale Carnegie Stuff and then Napoleon Hill Stuff, the secret. It's the secret every ten or twenty years. There's a book that repackages the idea that

it's just a new age idea and lower yeah and he happened to do it for the christian market and it worked very well, but he's not the only one. There's there's quite a few millions of dollars, and he did. He did it's almost it's. It is a lot like a pyramid scheme. It worked it worked for him yeah. It always works for those guys right, always driving teslas you his church,

is one of the largest majors in the United States, Lakewood Church in Houston, and it has about forty five thousand people attending it's like the old Houston Rockets arena or something it's a big state. Forty five thousand people attending and six hundred thousand dollars in the walls we'll get to that. So it's a it's a seventeen thousand seat church. Maybe they have multiple services or or maybe forty five thousand membership or something I dunno. It's the former Compaq Center basketball Arena, his big book back in the nineties when it was early, two thousands late nineties was your best life as far as your best life. Now people quote that title all the time live your best life. So here's what Austin had to say about the prosperity gospel. He says I get grouped in the prosper into the prosperity, gospel, and I don't think it's fair, but it's just what it is. I think prosperity and I've said it a thousand times its being healthy, its having great children, its having peace of mind. Money is a part of it and yes,

we've. God wants us to excel to be blessed, so we can be a bigger blessing to others. I feel very rewarded. I wrote a book and sold millions of copies in Victoria and I were able to help more people than we ever dreamed of. But when I hear the term prosperity gospel, I think people are sometimes saying well he's just asking for money. Yeah sometimes we are the only interesting thing to me about Austin. Is that he's not as blatant as the guys like Benny Hinn, Kenneth Copeland, Kenneth Copeland he's not flow daughter, I'm sure he does like or fly private jets, and I'm sure he has some nice cars, but he doesn't have. He doesn't flaunt it, like the other guys, do I think, he's a little smarter about like not. While I would say

if you're looking at Lake Lakewood Church there's a lot of actual Christians who go there sure and a lot of people that are part of their ministries and at what I've heard. What I've heard about is like the stuff you hear on the radio about all this kind of prosperity, stuff, the stuff they use as sort of an attraction or thing to get people in is really not the whole story, like a lot of their small groups and that kind of stuff, their curriculum is actually gospel. Centered, but you don't. How often do you go that often not not that often, but it is interesting. It all kind of comes from Norman, Vincent Peale and the power of positive thinking like way back in the day. Normally it's like this is along. This has a long history yeah, so he was most recently in the news in December. Third, two thousand and twenty one with NBC News, reported that a plumber felled cash in

checks behind a wall in the bathroom behind a toilet being prepared at Lake which urged, and they found six hundred thousand dollars and the hopeful that's crazy, and as there is something where there is, they had said that amount of money had been stolen or yeah extorted from the church he hasn't got. There were six hundred thousand dollars stolen from a safe and twenty fourteen. if somebody stole his soul in the walls, though Steen I'm looking at you, maybe he was trying to get him for tax evasion or something yeah trying to get after those guys. Now, one thing that he got some criticism for was in Hurricane Harvey and twenty seventeen, because they were saying, oh he's, not letting people in. I actually thought that I'm the biggest hosting critic. I thought this was a little overblown because it seemed like in the moment he was like

Nobody asked me to open the church up. I didn't yeah. You know he's like as soon as the authorities have asked for a you know, for people for a safe place. I opened it up yeah, so I thought that was a little unfair, that people dog piled on him for that, but but then he he went up there and like made a contradictory statement about it, and it started to look bad for him, but he sometimes gets slammed unfairly like people. I think there was a fake photo of him driving around in a lambo or something, and it wasn't actually him, and so people were just wasn't his lambo with somebody. It was somebody oh yeah it was at home all right. So we have a couple of fun. Things are going to do with those steam right now. First off I wanted to see if we could be fun for heresy jar with some extra the cash. So I have a bunch of Austin quotes here. Okay, yeah I've got six of em and for each one that we think is heresy will put a dollar in. So I guess we just highlighters. This is the final yeah we'll take turns reading this again,

here's one if you develop an image of success, health abundance, joy, peace, happiness, nothing on earth will be able to hold those things from you, I'm going to say heresy see, I think it's false, but because even invoke God or Christianity. I think it's an incorrect idea, but I dunno that I think it's heresy, yeah, so there's kind of a kind of narrow definition of what heresy is. I feel like it sounds like something tony bends would set. But ok, so you look you the definition of heresies taking traditional Christian and organise these guys north the docks, crucial, Lamb, Doug unintentionally, twisting it to fit a new idea. So that's the definition of heresy right so sets Orthodox Christianity I bet he's a pastor right. So this is what he's saying it in a religious context. Then? Yes, if if this was part of a religious sermon, sure I would say it's hair, so he's saying, keep this image in your mind and it will be successful. You'll be successful, sir. Yes, I would

With our blessing Babel it'd be founder, Adam Ford had a comic that he did once where he had a bunch of Austin tweets and he he photoshopped, oh Steen, shouting them at martyrs the first. I think this context developers image of health in abundance. As heresy, I'm declaring a dollar in the jar or, like you know, let's go to a third world country and say to everybody yeah. Exactly I mean who wants to re close to all of us are born for earthly greatness. You were born to win, that's Harris Harris, I mean That's what I mean why who has during? I don't think the biggest Austen FED to join us on the austrian spy. I'm not the big. Putting a dollar, I don't want any one person, or certainly not all humanity was born for early greatness. That's right, river at the ok you're right, I also don't. Let's just clarify

organ cause: they, because I'm taking two million years from now. That's it I'm thinkin we are born, but that's not gonna Beardsley greatness necessary. Are you get code number three for us? You're? Ok, where is it the third one, the third dot, I'm seeing a picture. I don't know that is wait a minute. What picture you're looking at oh here! yeah heritage. Are they the highlighted one? Oh yeah, yep? Okay wants you to live in abundance? You were born to be a champion. He wants. to give you the desires of your heart. It can we all agree on this. One, yes, and it makes it even as when you do it in his eyes, a little more offensive them. for I also John Seventeen does say that gadget Christ came to give us life abundance, but he didn't mean this. So the number four,

I certainly can't say that I agree with everything I've heard about Mormonism, but from what I've heard I've heard from Mitt Romney when he says that Christ is his Savior to me. That's a common bond yeah. That's. yeah. Well, you shaking your head, like not heresy or like that. I don't know I certainly like saying size. Did Mitt Romney really say that Christ is the Savior, because I don't agree with what Mormons believe in the big picture about Christ, but he didn't specifically call them christian he's saying it's a common bond things I dunno yeah. You know what I mean. It's new US finding common ground to talk to people with different point of view now feel it has said. Mormonism is correct and I their theology that Sarah I'm just going add that in here, okay I tend to agree,

boom dollar in the jar post does seem like the type of guy that would be popular with Mormon from while you can be popular he's popular with everywhere. You can be because this is your water gospel device. If you can, I have my up here in Europe. You are living a holy consecrated life, but you're not really experiencing God's supernatural, Favre Favre, and it's simply because you're not declaring it you've got to give life to your faith. By speaking it out. You can cancel out God's plan by speaking negative words. God works, by laws we quite rightly there has only been lives- is multiple heresies arena, you don't care who are we got one more esteem quote: what are you gonna take it?

I could do our words have creative power. When we speak something out, we give it the right to come to pass. It's one thing to believe that you're healed, but when you say I am healed that releases, the healing. It's not enough to just believe. You have favour that you're blessed that you're going to fulfill your dreams. The scripture says the spirit of faith is in our words when you say I have favor and I'm coming out of debt. Good breaks will find you the right people will track you down. You can think positive, believe her favor and pray for God's blessings. That's all good, but nothing happens until I speak the miracles in your mouth. There is healing. There is freedom. There are new levels in your mouth sounds like a toothpaste. Was the miracle out of your fn mouth that I was going to say my wife's. My wife's name is in my mouth all right, I'm just going to put the rest of the dollars that I have in so now. We've got.

Agitating parties specifically taking second Corinthians four thirteen out of context when he says that yeah he says we have the same spirit of faith according as it is written. I believe, and therefore I have spoken. We also believe and therefore speak, but that's referring to the gospel, the faith, meaning like the orthodox faith being handed down speaking those truths. Not me speaking, not, I want one hundred thousand dollars, it's agreeing with the gospel that the apostles preached. That's what that means. So we have something fun here cool. This is the Joel Osteen inspiration Cube, which you can get online. Oh no- and you can pour know, put this thing next to your bed or whatever and oh steed will speak.

urge of inspiration in such directly to you. Can you ask? Can you ask it like for advice like election? Is it like a magic ape? Alright, I don't know, do it? Can I trade? Should I take this job? I think a magic April is Polly, more theological, grounded than I thought

I bet not likely yeah, because it's like this little phrase says it's loaded up, inspiration, ready or let's do it. I want to be inspired as your daily inspiration see. If I can, if you start speaking, snagging agreeing with the doubt talking about how big the problem is you weren't giving lie to the wrong things. Your words can keep you from your destiny. In the scripture, an angel told a man named Zachariah that his. Why was he was the inspiration because they were too old to have. He was surprised. Zacharias said to the angel. Are you sure shook how old we are? Ok, you can also do it daily after the difference is going before you making crooked places straight

he's already lined up the right people. The right! That's right! Look at this three hundred and sixty five daily inspiration layer. Everything that doesn't line up with God's vision for your lie is subject to change. Sickness trouble, lack media also, your daily inspiration, your daily affirmation that they have three hundred sixty five of these pearls and there's also a weekly sermon. You don't even have to go to church. You know you have to get out of bed fifty two sermon, so you can we didn't have. Certainly we all start going to church and I don't have to get out one for every Sunday of the year where you don't have to go to church. He has a. He has that Matthew, Mcconaughey thing where he does the lesson lesson everybody kind of. Does this what I really encouraged now. Can you please play another? Can we can we declare that

that the guy with the leaf blower yeah. Oh, I ran out of affirmations. I hear that leaf blower shuts down or go Jolla speaking dirt. I wouldn't be. I declare that you are a people builder. You will look for opportunities to encourage others by bringing out the best in them and to help them accomplish their dreams. You will speak words of faith and victory, affirming them approving them, letting them know that they are valued. I declare that you will call out their seeds of greatness, helping them to rise higher and become all that God created them to be sat on it. I don't disagree with that at all.

I actually think that's true and we should be doing stuff, but what he's doing is the word faith declaration say it's like a horoscope, it's like! No. I guess today I declare for you. She will. There will be a sick person in your life and you will you know- and I feel like one of the big like faults of that sort of theology. He does take some ideas that biblical roots, but it seems to set people up for that old problem of when something bad happens in your life. He's teaching you that you can expect all this good stuff to happen. Oh, why is that? Why am I not getting what I wanted? I don't think that's the danger of not going well, it's just it's kind of the same thing as the progressive church where they sort of live in the now more than anything else, they're trying to build a worldly kingdom, an earthly kingdom, a temporary kingdom where God has this kind of long view, he's looking at the eternal. So when all the blessings we talked about in scripture, yes, we get some of them here we see through.

last darkly, but then eventually like when we are any turned it eat ass, when we really have the fulfilment of all these things. Yes, yes, life. Now it's not address life alive, sort of yeah. They give us in a million years, maybe some of this stuff. It's what I think that is dangerous, that Austria is one of those guys whose kind almost close, you know what he is saying. Yes, that are like the other, some truth to that they mixes in that little bit of lie that he picks it about you and your own duck declaration and a lot of it. I wouldn't have a problem with if he was like a tony robins or a motivational speaker that heat twists it in with christian theology than it breaks at something it should be one often, I think, to the fact that everyone he has such a massive following is probably an indication that it's it's probably not really correct. It's probably more of you know. Like you know, I think we had a little devil. Ob headlight, I dunno. If we have nobody hates Jolla, there was a picture. There was available on headline pitch. We were going to do something like preach. You know like a preacher, and everybody starts flooding into his church and he starts worry.

but he's a heretic you're right about. Why do you like it either the blessing of God? Are you know, like the annoys you, the Spirit or its I'm teaching something wrong years? That's where you that he has to get rid of some of his charisma. Well, we have a few that the Babylon Bee has favored Joel Osteen and declared him to be one of our favorite punching bags that here's a couple of our battle of the articles from the past Joel Osteen sales Luxury yacht through flooded Houston, to pass out copies of your best life. Now that was one of our early Snopes articles from Austin fact check false Joel Osteen launches line of pastoral, where she

clothing, that I saw that when I remember before I was with the guys that was a good one, also snooped, Joel Osteen Googles. What is a trinity, yeah horrified YOLO student learns about crucifixion is a sad day, Joel Osteen apologizes for using Lord's name in sermon. That's good well get a couple more here, but Joel Osteen tests negative for Christianity or current more after the cash. What this one involved, but it's demo day, shouts Joel Osteen taking a sledgehammer to church was yeah. I love that was Kanye, selects Joel Osteen his running mate, the power of positive declarations, Joel Osteen, can now fly to one of earliest

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He made the thing with the Humana expensive, so you just stay home all day and did nothing instead. Look at us we're seeing yourself grow food to what do you mean, and why is a sink full of dishes Burton? What are you talking about? How is any of this prudence phone, though you know, Putin, president of Russia, which is bigotry, and then he invaded Ukraine, which is a small country, thereby causing all the world's problems right now, so everything that you're seeing right now, every all this, it's all Putin, it's all his fault. What does that have to do with any of this? I just told you take the passage of time. The man's crazy again he's gone completely mad, causing the entire world to suffer, so we can be mad at anybody right now. I just think you should be mad at poop. What's the deal with this pile of laundry that looks like Vladimir hasn't been Putin

his clothes and this trash hasn't been taken out in weeks pile and you happened to all the money in our savings account I bet it was those russian hackers aren't believable? Okay. Now? How can you possibly are forgetting about her wedding anniversary last month, before Putin even invaded have just oh: oh, did you just Putin in more ways than one listen, huh have some serious problems, any new start taking responsibility for your own actions without blaming Putin tonight, I need some fresh air

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provide your fax number, did we ever send it to? He wants to fax us five pages of okay, so we emailed you to send you a fax. You said: please give me your fax number. I have a lot of complaints and what fix I'm trying to figure out with it. So he must have typed it and then had to make a copy or like put it through a fax machine and he's just an old guy, probably yeah or maybe he hand, wrote it and he wants to vaccinate Well, that's it, maybe handwriting. So I'm going to provide him with an effects number and we're going to get this for a future episode. Awesome, so stay tuned, we're going to find out what his five page document sets his manifestos minutes. This is Gary! Alright, here we go go to the subscriber lounge, where we have bonus hate mail, classic Babylon Bee articles of the weekend subscriber headlines of the week. Let's

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