In a world of fake news. We bring you up to the minute, factual, inaccuracy and heavy dose of moral truth with your hosts, Kyle Man and Ethan call. This is the Babylon Bee Fake news. You can trust hello, everybody! Thank you, Turning into the Babylon Bee podcast this week, I'm comin, I'm Ethan the coal usually we like this part, gets to be a time of humor and frivolity and joviality Jovi, illness and joviality as well, and this week. We cannot do that for you. We are clerks clarifications to make we need to issue an apology and clarification?

Humours hard gives you try to make a joke and communicate an idea, get appointed Ross you to treated me Myung, there's a layer above layer below in you're trying to get that layer below to be seen through the layer above and sometimes it has no is work out, there's a line right and were try. to approach the line without falling over and once in a while. We fall on her face stumble over like a clown college practising in this case. The joke that we told at Babylon be? Was it's a joke It were proud of still, but we feel that we didn't make it clear enough for what the joke was, and so it made a lot of people have said so, let's throat that joke Dan we can be Clara. We're talking about a policy, strangled herself with her shoelaces, because she is so stupid in parentheses, in parentheses,

now. This is a joke with many layers like an onion, not the onion right like an onion, the the opposite of it. on another monuments like you, me. Oh, it's not a second Patterson, it's a bulb in his under an orbit and Ruth, I think, we will put up on the screen here. If you watching on video, put up some of the complaints that we received over this article. There was people from the onion there's people all over Twitter. There were just very unhappy. Lots of blue both sides of the Isle, both as the I'll be right. therefore Jimmy falconer? Jimmy chemo, I forget Jimmy's, who describes himself as the second smartest person in the world on ironically, was upset at this. There is also an NBC news reporter with hundreds of that The flowers are treated it out and about how upset he was, but a show. So we need

this joker, so many letters that we really need to break it down. And I think people didn't get what we were trying to do with this, so the joke is that Alexandria costs you Cortez is trying there's the premise. So jokes usually have a premise in a punch line, the premise: here's that she's trying to tie her shoes. grace, Poole, OASIS, laces, up she's, trying to do a thing that you think about it time, she's as complicated. It's amazing to me: we ve had always technological advance advancements. We still do old fashioned shoe tying. We have to link teach around the tree. The rabbit was down the hall and still learning not tying, and at some point you know, Dane Age, you get old and you just start buying the thirteen dollar Walmart Velcro now choose we were getting it like Bluetooth, shoes, UNESCO, SIRI time issues, but That was not the case with Alexandria across frontiers. In the context of this joke, she still had the old fashioned shoe.

And she was tying it now she accident in the joke. This will happen, but in the joke she accidently ties up her somehow gets it around her neck starts to choke yeah asphyxiation, yeah asphyxiation right. Then, suffocation, no breathing and don't give em in any event, Then, in the joke a police officers walking by an help, sir, and takes the gap and then So we originally had this headline written as a yo, see accidently strings or sell for their shoelaces and I'd subtle, its subtle, but we You can go to subtle on the humerus we needed to make sure that we spelled it out. Clearly, this is what all comedians have to do when they were a joke is make sure it's clear and decide how subtle do you want to be versus? You know actually, spelling out the open. It depends on

You know the intelligence of your audience, how several you want to be So then we added army during the past. Chip process? We added in the headline, because she so stupid right for clarity, for clarity partners is just the believe ability. Many read it. It sounds like a real police talking peanuts. We walk that line between reality and people can tell what the joke. Like the cop here says, we were barely able to safer in time from being so stupid, said a police officer at the scene and then he went on to say, but maybe we shouldn't have saved her because she's a socialist trying to ruin the country and is dumb and then I believe in joke she'll walks away, because now she's no longer choking cushy stupid and then she walked. To a tree yeah because he's a damn socialists, what an idiot Manila

so just to be clear, the joke! You must enable hotmail- or this is met, satire they're, making fun of themselves who are making fun of like conservatives that are trying to do. He murmured heresy. We would never do that. We're I mean weird die hard, I mean we are one sided. We would never make fun of our own party because we have to win politically yeah. That's all we care about the world is due doomed and we extremely hate, Alexandria, Cassio Cortez, with every farmer ever being and also trying to have a career. I don't even sleep. I lay all night staring at the ceiling with an image her in my mind, because you hated seething with red and then also really attracted Georgia. I put a poster of her on my wall to remind myself, but how much I hate her third darts at it, and then I make out with it after you remove the dark. You know I was. The problem, never lie so anyway, be clear, and we hope that this clarification has solved in issues that you people have had with this article? The people, and we hope that

you can do better going forward. We will do better. We will debate will commit to doing better Now that apology, slash clarification, has been taken care of in you all know that we actually tell really good jokes, like that is stupid. We're gonna move on to the rest of our show, so we're actually changing up our show Forman a little bit if you guys have been tune in for a while. You actually tune in to things like there's a frequency anyway, if you live in a city to show for a while, we are not do stories of the weakening longer those you can write, broken out into smaller videos called Babylon NEWS Desk, which you may have seen on social media, and these are the more satirical right method, Yet you gotta, move and knew the current news stories to a spot where they can be released faster and little different tone. So this show will be loosened up. A little bit me can do different segments, won't beasts as structures. It's been we're we're thinking, sort of like written link, but if there are Christians yeah, so if you like, Ratan but you wanted them to be Christians. You can listen our vodka and not as attractive

and when we're like on the cusp of getting really popular, we will abandon our faith. And then get really popular yeah and then would get up back in one. they don't do that, but we can flip. We keep flip flopping. Every time I start to lose. We could take arrogance on it's true. I could is my faith in the new Jonathan Burge me and then, and then all his mind, yeah to that end, it is ever so we can do we're news even and I, found a movie script generator on the internet, and we generated a christian movie and when I read it, organ acted. Free, because one struggle in the christian movie industry is writing good scripts and I'm wondering if this generator can actually write a better script and without further Ado kind of wonder in the christian movie industry. If there are a lot of good scripts, There's some good screenwriters out there be added on to make those, but they give it. They sell the script or they are they gonna just like completely, destroy, ruin and then we're gonna. Do everybody's favorite thing, hate, mail or else agendas

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there's this figure to be anti flood. The storm suddenly storm Trump Tower Odin and there's a Hilton yeah caviar, because your red lion issue, but the holiday and runs this is probably a poor fellow built around eight eyes and understand they took it over with weapons, and they said they wanted to give a hotel to homeless people so they stated reason was ostensibly to give the whole hotel the homeless people, because housing is a human right and sows communism. I think that because red line is a good idea of what society could look like under communism like the red stuff, Fred structure. she's very watered down, nor not a lot of options. Everything is just kind of what's. There is what you get. Breakfast is like three

he half eaten many muffins. There's a stale, smaller scale, yeah yeah disposition general stillness about everything. The housing is kind of, wouldn't you would expect government housing. The housekeeping is questionable to the sites are probably not clean. So that's a communist, getting it figured out how to like unlock each room with the key car cuz. I don't have to like a sign key cards, and how are you going to give this to them? Maybe they held a hatchet to the filipino ladies. Had their leg unlock a room woman, I don't know India, they create a hierarchy of like who gets what then Master Sweet based on income level or this racial. This feels, like George Orwell. Novel does zone kind like right of it. We learnt this would be a great success in a movie christian filmmakers right, the script right it by interrupted. Dj is online Techno jam So this video this reality is a real iter and his eyes. He's doing a dj show on the internet

if you don't know what that is he's on internet and he's like got his records. de Data, the most boring musician to watch his Oliver boring to. Why can we not doing anything? guitar players is doing this you, but if your new guitar, you can, but they do stuff. When are you? Are you it's interesting stuff with data? Is the risk of their just like they're just dancing? I want something I put that push that button for that my headphones may add stuff that you know it or you do. Then. But he's doing all that we get the record thing because he was doing He's got a ruling that whenever, but behind him in the in the screen, DORA Berytus like looking in the bare like, stands up fully, ensuring and put it up, but but what makes us part of it makes a funny how com is about he's. Gonna walk up to the door he points at the bare and then to shut the door. I guess it's normal or something, but I

size of the bear in the situation cuz, I would want to go mall a dj to because I thought it was maybe my neighbor coming to tell me when music was too loud. I kind of Have we ever and said? Oh there's a bare there, which is about how chill you'd expected easier to be yeah, there's a barren ass, their causing the bouncer, so. Hitler's toilet seed is going up for auction yeah. with all the garbage comes out of it are pillars mouth, but at least one individual will be able experience. It came out of the fears. Other end I did not approve this line from not be that's an actual, not be content. A brute You were soldiers, sergeant rag involve bork border, that a start, work character sounds like first took the seat from Hitler's private bathroom berghoff his estate of the Bavarian out of a single

now about new. You talk. He was told to grab anything you wanted from the estate and for some reason he that the toilet see was a great idea, when another soldier asked him why in the hell, is he carrying around his toilet seat? He poorly said, or do you think Let's put his ass resurgence. Family is selling the seat at auction and just big City Maryland and is expected to separately ten thousand dollar. So what are the market? a retirement white, supremacist, mindless thing, a who buys that the proud boys, It's like a healer own metallic, the bullet to kill, or something you could see the things like. It's a weird support They were. You hang. It is a piece of history idea. It is weird thing: that's where Hitler did a lot of continuity, he probably come on their lot of

This took company returned to their office after covert lockdown to discover the building has been taken over by twenty thousand bees. Oh no. This is why the picture is just giant honeycombed in their office, but the bees It has taken over in vodka, Santa Barbara based AY. I software company they walked Amazon bees. They have relocated, so they'll kill him. never tell the story. When I showed up to church on Sunday. There is bees. I feel like I'm out of toll it before, but here when I was pass. Only I entered zayigo and walk in and there's like. I see like something drop. I look up in there. it's like they ve got this hives a huge lecture building that building the rafters somewhere line and looked down in there's like thousands of dead bees on the ground where they dying. All I don't know because of Satan. Their prior of Satan get every second appears misuse. They entered

energy is flying everywhere. So I, like I'm frantically trying to vacuum of bees in the sanctuary. Referred visitors show up church membership where we will get stung during service. They were. So a few flying around. I would think anybody, that's done better must brain company hopes to make a cyborg monkey play mine pong cyborg monkey? So I was a go crazy idea. The future scenarios cyborg monkeys, no little thing, it's neural Lincoln. one of his companies and says it has a monkey with a wireless implant in their school with tiny wires and is wireless tinier than human hair and so the coins, implanted over three thousand electrodes. It's crazy science its greatest ambition with. The project, however, seems to be to get the monkeys to play wireless video games at each other, because why not? And this is a quote from him: what are they?

we're trying to figure out is whether we can have the monkeys playing mind paying with each other that be pretty cool. Great agreed unanimously? it- is funny that he has this amazing mine and creates on this stuff and for what Why? Why are you doing images? Does it because the monkeys, stand poem, they provocateur upon its pretty simple deprived alike, every time the ball everytime. You missed the ball and goes in your goal, that of shock and reacting, and they do hit the ball. Get a little piece of banana like a little banana. Candy comes out. Texas accidently issues Amber alert for curse, Dove Chuckie yesterday issue this amber alert. We gonna throw that graphic. It's hilarious! Everybody Chuckie is z list is bad guy or the other

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carefully weird. Is this about speed a picnic so this is how the world is going to end. Cyborg, monkeys, spanish versus cyborg monkey, the giant the great war between the two you must was involved because a Spanish is playing pong. You know what a spiritual email about this, nigerian Spinach, because, like I'm, I'm Nigerians Grinage and I am actually king of Nigerian, but I need the five hundred dollars and evil hag turn me into about a bundle of Spinnet used in human and the rightful kingdom. Nigeria stuff, that's good, that's good! but now this week's edition of Stuff- that's good. I found this is independent. Comic came out and Kickstarter I supported awhile back. I've always thought it was a good thing to promote its comical. Them

no city firehouse, and these is actually took real story from fire fighters in Detroit and made comics of their like stories and they're, not like the very ready in real blankets and it's not just like it is that their heroes, but also the stress that they deal with and the kind of behind the scenes of their lives, but also the arts that would be amazing. At the school pencil black and white style led and it's well written and it's cool. It supports fire fighters, the money generated by they give apportion back to fire fighters who struggle with some of the PTSD gonna sell they go through from the job and so when you get a shoutout get some cool artwork up, he has to see circles on Kickstarter. No, it's off kicks areas together, both of you so chicken no city firehouse. We further term graphic normal network, as I guess it's too much,

Consider guff now we're not because the one I got shorter, settling full hundred pager by camera, wonder what they got out: no graphic novella nets. Is graphic and novel. Wish. You sure, ok, well, are you sure like to draw attention with my stuff. It's good too little in DE things that you might not have heard of right. This is lower franchise called star wars in the took the star wars thing in the usually don't release very much merchandise. Off of it have been very protective of the brand, they don't want and put their neo unexploited right. You didn't wanna put the star wars, name on just any just anything like coffee, Mugger, a t, shirt or anything like that, so very rare to find merchandise so, there's others all other little company named Lego that does little danish company having yeah, I think so, and they do little building blocks for kids. Swedish Swedish, yes, I mean and and they made star wars, legos-

and again Lego is also very protect it where they don't Wanna put didn't want to do a lot of branded norwegian church. I think it is I think, your regular swiss tragic? you mean I give us most is gonna, get very meagre results, because it is a very small in company. So anyway, I built this. What you get We need a faster Google, so this is. This is often called the millennium falcon. I recently received from a birthday for my lovely wife and, and I built in its Freaking hall and I was very proud of it. So I thought I would say that this is cool where it went with Cameroon and ok. Look at that. Denmark, Denmark, we're still more than how danish is Denmark. Danish Denmark, in also Denmark, is,

They say Danish, did you dont know about Denmark Does it hurt it? How do you get to do stuff? That's good in it. Just you'd say it better than I do this difference, whether we are talking about european countries so anyway, this thing completely opens up. So you build this. thing. I did piece by piece like this. And its. If it's not even a thing you built like it, was your idea like they sent you instructions in use, built it yeah per to the specific issue to the exact yeah. This is really cool they like the dish network, either don't freak inner edge. You don't want

look, I'm going to take me good for five hours. That's pretty good! No. Take me like a month ago now. I want to see you know, I don't know you don't get it aliens younger than such spaceman yeah. It's got fin Let him in duty to see that I am asking why robots need to sit down and a need to set out its true. They have their legs or get tired talk about this. Then we many faces really cool, transferring as chairs Lando into I hear what detail since every detail. Honestly, the back. It's gone back here. Look at that! None of this is the alien bunking airy sleeping area where the alien sleeps Horn head with a sector of sleep remember what is names and then back

Here is the yard dog room which that's not actually out in our earth. That food, but in star wars. That's the emperor of hot dogs the cook here there was from a different set. My son really wanted to put the hot dog in the falcon end. on earth. Hotdog is made of all sorts of stuff like tyres and raccoons immigrants, but in on star wars. Hot dogs are made from alien and robots are moving away from. You know what I want you to think asked hundred way way way. No, no, no! No, that eight hundred dollar. This is not the eight hundred dollar one. There's a deluxe one. That's like ten thousand pieces. They heard all this is like a hundred and fifty the rise of hungarian way. How much you agar or cool cool Kyle

I was so impressed by them. Let them not just move on This has been an stuff, that's good reason: christian movies, their amazing. but actually there not the terrible but they always have a lot of heart. There try I'm sure I watched a great one. Last night we were, we were looking at some there's a mark for productions, films. I watched the one about the bare, so Digital Stranger in my forest and there's this all these bizarre. Some plots that have nothing to do with each other with this one guy and there is like he's the troubled guy that you know needs is a small one of like three there's a few well that need visas in the in the story and he and his ass. Bizarre thing comes out of nowhere as nothing with Amy S going the moving he's walking around paranoid the whole time and he's like well, I,

live in fast and loose as a kid, and I didn't think I ever wonder: live a day passed thirty five, so I hired hit men to kill me when I turn thirty five and now I'm Five I want live cause, I'm in love with you and I want to lever and, like so many other guys, yeah when they're all the closely had hired hit. Many hired it may, because you don't want to thirty five you're gonna kill yes, and now he's the one that could be the guy, and I can look at Ghana, Gabriela cleaning is gonna like that could be heavily runoff literally, is not anywhere in the main problem with this is like a summit will reveal review that later. They need to do like review ass on the review of these new good breakdown, whose Avalon Visa scrubbers look out for his dreams of these amazing movies. That's we're gonna make a movie right now we're getting a screen play is gonna, be generated. We found a website that this is a plot generator plot dash generator dot, Org UK in case you can enter into their young people you're the guy who so

entered in a bunch of variables, like different authority, entered a million christian actor ism. You know terms whatever he tell us. What they were gonna get just summarizes might be surprised. Ok, here we go This is a movie called evil sing and it screenplay by Bob Bob and it began open your picture this in your minds. I interior TB and headquarters afternoon chick cheerfully drive through employ Mr Cameron is arguing with his strong wife, MRS Chelsea Camera crew. Tries to hug Chelsea, but she shakes him off please Chelsea. Don't leave me. Sorry Kirk, but I'm looking for somebody a bit more brave somebody who phases as fears had on instead of running away. I am a person Chelsea, France, Sorry Kirk I just don't feel excited by this relationship. Anymore. Chelsea leaves Turks. It's down. Looking defeated,

moments later nice Hercules. Mr Kevin Sore, both barges in looking flustered, Goodness Kevin. Everything? Ok, I'm afraid not. What is it? Don't? Keep me in suspense form: Kevin aka neeoka its its Satan s. I saw an evil Satan Brainwash. A bunch of youth group, kids, defenceless, youth group its yes, defenceless, youth group, kids, Lohmann, Heck Kevin we gotta do something by agree, but I wouldn't know where to start well. You can start my tell me where this happened. I was Kevin fans himself. and begins to ease, focus, Kevin Focus. Where did it happen or can counter? That's right was at the Ark Encounter Kirk Spring up and begins to run Dignan Exterior a road kirk. Russia's on the street, followed by Kevin they take

short cut through some back Harkin's shoving fences along the way exterior arc encounter shortly after Richard in evil Satan terror. As to youth group, KIDS Kirk closely followed by Kevin Russia's towards Richard, but suddenly stopped in his tracks. What is this? What is is this type of what is it a typo? Would it what is it? What is the matter? That's not just any old Satan! That's Richard Dawkins, whose Richard Dawkins, whose Richard Dawkins, whose Richard Dawkins only the most evil Satan in the universe blink and Niggers Kirk UK generator. It sure is loud York that Uk Lincoln Knickers York Knickers we're going to need some help if we're going to stop the most evil seat in the universe, is like an ex cop scrutiny, You can say that again, Blinkem Knickers Kirk, he says again

because it's a great job. If we're going to stop the most evil Satan, the Universe Gates, melt I'm. Gonna need bibles lots of bibles. Richard turns and sees Kirk and Kevin. He grins and evil grin Cameron we meet again. You ve met ass, it was a long long time ago exterior. A park back, and well a young. Work is sitting in a park listening to some newsboys music. When suddenly a dark shadow cast over, he looks up and sees richer. He takes off his headphones. Would you like some test The minutes, the Eucharist immensity or our Kurtz eyes, lighter than any studies Richard more closely looks uneasy. I don't know what kind of evil me. Oh I'm not evil I'm released evil Satan in the world, wait you're insane

current runs away screaming exterior organ counter present day you're a coward. Then You are a coward. Now you ran away That's Kevin Sorbonne, I was a young child. What was I supposed to do? Kirk turns to Richard Dawkins I may have run away from you then, but I run away this time. Kirk runs away. He turns back insurance, I mean I am running away, but I'll be back with bibles. I'm not scared of you when you should be interior chick for later that day, the person Kirk and given walk around searching for something feel sure that I left my bible somewhere around here. Are you sure It does seem like an hour placed keep deadly bibles. You know anything Kevin Sore, bow wow.

Searching for ages. I really don't think they're here. Suddenly Richard, begins- appears holding a pair of bibles. Looking for something Crocky Kirk, that's Kevin's, although its critics regime, like Australia, Disappoint, dad he's got your bibles. Tell me something I don't already know the earth's. I'm principally equators about forty point: zero, seven five kilometres and these forty three point, forty thousand seventy five kilometers. I knew that already, I'm a conservative. This is no search the internet as a noisy conservative, independent about terms did you and then the rich. I always visa intermediaries and minerals emitting I'm a conservative since a dude.

But Richard Danglars, Richard Dawkins Indued, while rigid is looking cabin with disgust, Kirk launches forward and grabs his deadly bibles. He wheels and then triumphantly prepared to die. You evil cucumber. Now, please, I did was brainwash. A bunch of youth group. Kids Chelsea enter unseen by any of the others. I cannot tolerate kind of behavior. Those youth group, kids were defenceless. Well now they have a defender, and that's me, Kurt Cameron, defender of innocence. Youth group kids don't hurt me. Please give me one good reason why shouldn't use these bibles on you right away because Kirk, I am your father, no you're, not colonel stun, free ones and collects himself well now to be worth a try which tries to grab the bibles, but Kirk dodges out of the way whose

who's the dead. He knew her unexpectedly Richard slumps to the ground. Did he just faint, I think, Well, that's disappointing. I was rather hoping for a more dramatic conclusion involving my deadly bibles. The Silver Richards body be careful. Kirk could be a trick. No, it's not a trick. It appears that it would seem Richard darkens is dead. Don't don't You respond yourself. Yes, it appears that I into death. Kevin class so you're by we did so the day after all, so This Chelsea this is correct. Kirkham, his wife, she steps forward. Is it true Did you kill the evil, Satan she'll see how long have you been here He puts her arm around Kirk. So you can. You can just long enough

very soldiery Chelsea them. Then you solve yourself. I killed Richard Dawkins. Then the youth group kids are safe. It does seem that way, a crowd of vulnerable. You ve got kids enter looking relieved, you are their hero, the youth, kids bout occur. There is no need about me. I seek no worship banal, that Richard Dawkins will never brainwash. Youth trip. Kids ever again is enough for me humble as well as brave one of the youth group, kids passes over it your camera a shiny, W, W J D bristling. I think they want you. Have it as is a symbol of gratitude. I couldn't possibly pause. Well, if you insist, Kirk takes the W w J D bracelet. Thank you The youth, your kids bowed their heads once more and leave.

Just another. Can China Kirk returns to Josie. Does this mean you want me back o Kirk course? I want you back Kirk smiles for a few seconds. defiant. Well, you can't have me what you had no faith in me, you to see me scared, Satan to death before you could pull even me. I don't want a lover like that, but please leave. I want been time with the one person who stayed with me through thick and thin. We have kept my own. I answer my best friend Kevin covenants They didn't we do you hear the gentlemen now be out of the Seattle Shoe Cook. I'm sorry Chelsea, but I think

you should skates get out on, should scandal answer weird. If I change actors, choice, Chelsea leads Kevin turns to Kirk. Did you mean that that I'm your best friend to stare at the origin? Of course, you are to walk off arm in arm? Suddenly, Kevin stops. When I sent him a conservative, you know I was just trying to distract Satan. No to the end. beautiful language then make it so strand swearing to do another movie in the sky version will do another genre. Christian roaming He'll. Remember you son! We need to get like Diana Patrick enough to do. The is more voices are voices for sure. Ok, here's some hate mail.

This is from someone named Lynn. This is great. We went voices you think you have. We think that line is we think that she's, a conservative, that we made fun of conservatives in some point on something we never make one conservative zone where these that we wouldn't do it. That would be stabbing our own foot in the face, shooting it with a knife in yeah, yeah, ok, so yeah. So I guess I see harass forties. Maybe it is. I'm forties fifties really all like forties, Boomer? Well, I M eugenics, reserve forties now, actually known womanizing, a young, boomer or old genetics maker for her the twitter. Bio, that has lots of flags levels in the queue type stuff sure. Yes, yes, that's one picture.

I laughed at your comments directed at Republicans, you bunch of little sissy men hiding behind your computers are a bunch of flower bed, member be the leftist cartoon and the laughing stock of my great area. But my great area, I know Republicans, are charming in a bid to discuss the situation with you. What, if using a translator. You know just a nice discussion long. You are disgusting, meanest anti american piece of flower bed- and I know you will be shut down in the near future- we dissect this year so case It makes its first she's. She I laugh at your car, No, it doesn't make sense of ours. Today, however, we are on the verge of broken English kind of China. She so she does coming from a Republicans, your sissy man, you're, hiding behind your computers, and then it is Bambi as a leftist cartoon, so who it is

why should they work or do we do make cartoons by the left sure so maybe she's upset at one of your cartoons ammunition could be and she's a it's. The laughing stock of my great here, though, is this. It sounds like do finnish, smarts, so a laughing stock of the Tri state area. So it's like in her tone. Others, billboard great area was always billboards Babylon. These sucks reality is try everybody laughs, while the sick and laughter at noon every day the whole town comes together, imposing them that's out of town free area of the Tries city area, ordinary, just wondering plot of area, and she goes. I know it. we are chomping at the bit to discuss the situation. So she's is this like threatening violence against us today. Guy sound legalese like

Republicans want to discuss with you this universe, the situate, just a nice discussion of all three exclamation points, because you are disgusting, communist and unnoticed. Yes theses. Ok, Lynn cope! If you I subscribe limp we're about to go to some orphan stuff. Reads: more hate mail, all our jokes about Democrats here in the subscriber more another movie, that's mailbag, reaching more hay and other hate, mail and industrial headlines. Good stuff was due

to get stuff and we can do a whole other christian movie. Let's do it coming up next from Babylon. Be subscribers. I'm sorry begin Carmen unapologetic terms, but I will feel the same way and I never will I just don't love. You really feel frustrated emotions, raw and mute moaning, microphone. Something deeply comic book do legs to take jokes dark places, maybe a little too much sometimes, but I understand is artist. That's where his mind is that says that you use your marvellous. I soon. That's U barometer wondering what they'll say next. The rest of this project is in our super exclusive premium. Subscriber large go to Babylon, be dotcom, slash plans for full length, free, paw, gas, Kyle and Ethan. I would like to thank Seth Dylan for paying the bills Adam forward for creating their job, the other writers, sport tirelessly pitching headlines subscribers and the listener until next time. This is Davy Andrea. The voice of the battle on the.