This is a podcast from the bugle part com. For visual world hollow buglers and welcome to issue one hundred and eighty nine of the bugle, the world's predominant reason for the continuing to exist with Maine and his Horsemen live in London, but not you anywhere in London. This week we are recording in uh Very special location in This house yeah, I'm in your house, I'm in your house I'm joining me, a man who was in George Washington's house, by which I mean America, near the n bitter memory,

he's in your house, Washington he's in your house. It's a man who is two equestrian dress size for Elvis Presley was to a question. Dresser has its John Oliver. How are they allowed Douglas. So what what are fascinating? glimpse into the world of Chris you'll getting right now and the yeah well I'd like to run in the take. Take you on a guided tour of Chris is polite, chill above, but I mean it is there is certainly a large gnome on a shelf and reading that dart don't expects to have to deal with when I'm recording well and the I went down to Miami last weekend, I had to go down 'cause. We had a surprise trip for one of the producers who leaving work soon now Miami and I are not natural bedfellows and Miami, and I go together like Simon and Garfunkel, not not Paul Simon, though soon own boliver, the early 19th century first ever president of Venezuela we go together,

log Simone Ball of awe of. We are all and I'm even less dislike to each other about. It was a lot of fun hanging out with people from work, but it would have been even more fun to do that notes in Miami it's not a great place and the it's not a good place. It's not an ok place. My friend white Andy at one point looked out from where we were sitting too. I believe give the accurate collective noun see a swimming pool of douches and, and he said something which I think really encompass is the place perfectly. He said this place is making me miss the wife and a family that I don't have, and I think I think that really is the perfect way to summarize Miami. So this is bugle, one hundred and eighty nine available from soundcloud dot com and all goods electrical retailers

ones. I see. No, it means you're not of the same number of vehicles as the what episodes of the sitcom different strokes, which, while coast, Yes, we radically re written off the first draft, which set in a nursing home for Holly strong pensioners. This is Sylvia. If you go for the weekly Monday, the ninth of April happy new taxi. It's a will. Of course, if you listen a many is three hundred and fifty years in Samuel, Pepys wrote in his diary ninth of April, one sixty two. Is it just me or is crapping in a bucket and checking out the window, getting a big Paso the hundred fifty years since Abraham Lincoln invented basketball. When frost, to the progress of the civil war. He slumped back in his oval office, chair and tostedt trademark stovepipe in the air in frustration that landed on a high shelf and ling, took out his anger by trying to lower canteloupe melon into it, after several near misses. He left out of a swivel chair, bounce, the Marilyn on the ground and

using his six foot, four inch frame slam dunks of into the stove pot before springing off the shelf shouting take that the south and and choose that'll be one hundred years since the titanic. The famous stunt ship set off on its maiden voyage into you come evil over a row of eight icebergs and through a flaming hoop to achieve this with it rate of forty six thousand tons. It would have needed to achieve a velocity of two thousand three hundred and seventy four miles an hour to be able to clear the eight icebergs and she make his Harland and Wolf later admitted's in the official investigation into the disaster that ships maximum speed of twenty eight miles an hour rendered. The stunt mission quotes unlikely to succeed, so monitor so they haven't missed the launch ramp. We're recording sixth of April Easter Friday, which I'll be spending all good juice? Doing some diy, just anything that involves hammering and co besides this year, John, I'm sure we don't need to tell you this with knew, bears Eve in New York. Are you from it?

It's the specifically New York in America? Is there festival marking the end of prohibition? Oh, I didn't know that you're, not fully to his new new bears evening or big thing. Never heard of and oh really wanted it's it's on Wikipedia, so think, you're missing out. How are you intending to celebrate it now that you've just found out about that? Well, I guess find out some more about it to check whether it's actually true or not, which I still valid, Top story this week living in Antarctica, oh yeah, all right, it's very icy baby is pretty cold. Alright, she was an antarctican girl and talk to cup girl here to house. Some other conceals yeah candy

Well. What about Isshin, Willis and we'll dish? The south pole- Andy, as we all know, is one of the world's top two poles has been for years. We operate very about two to, full system in this world, and it seems incredible that throughout human history, one slash three pole has not emerged to challenge the dominance of the top two. We even have buglers listening from Antarctica as we found out in an email. A while ago we have a few bugler listening in a research station down there. Please probably using the bugle to test what effects subzero temperatures have an extreme audio bullshit. The S pole is not some, you think about a loss, but we all makes it if it was gone or if you even in reading for mental reports, we will miss it when it's gone, it's easy to ignore all the south pole until bits of it a floating toward the ship, the IRAN. So let's give it a bit of attention this week. It was one hundred years ago, the captain, Scott, the explorer adventurer and great

this man ever to have the middle name Falcon. That's a hell of a mid falcon. You better find earning that. Now, you you had better get pastor the S pole or upper mountain once in awhile, or it should be forcibly confiscated, so you you, you rights, you rights, robots, falcons cults, above Elvis, Vulcan Presley, a controversial like to go up a mountain Elvis go up a mountain on the nine. It's call, of course, famously reached the South pole only to find out that I'm uncertain had beaten him to it. I'm uncertain as Andy himself once described it to me wells. I I'm not cool, boat, cheeky norwegian quotes. I don't think I don't think in english person had been so angry. I don't know Norwegian since the Vikings turned up drunk and went on a pillaging bender, yeah. It's one hundred years said he said since the death of

arguably the most famous silver medalist of all time, Captain Scott, the polar explorer extraordinaire. Sadly, not quite extraordinary enough. He popped it is extremely cold clogs. In late March, one thousand nine hundred and twelve clogs pretty bad footwear for a polar expedition, RX although he does, he will pitch boy. I mentioned to the annoyingly chili post Hamilton the scandinavian shitheads as the british media called him at the time or Freddy Frosty balls. With, but some. The story is that, after spending months, trekking across the barren polar landscapes, Scott and finally realizing being beaten. When I saw a sign in Norwegian saying s, pole that way, losers and arrive, A poll to see the marks in the snow where Amundson had slid over to the pole on his knees in celebration before rip enough is well skin. T shirt as the rest of his party jumped on him in a massive bundle And then found solitary vikings, helmet in the snow and the

move. The ancient Viking, King Cnut Misspelt in big letters. But some exciting new developments in the Scott Storage on Averys only on earth, some audio of the press conference. Captain Scott gave the day after reaching the South pole in nineteen twelve and luckily with trying to exclusive access to that. Hopefully, on the question incredible scoop pounding? Why? I'm simply that, just I guess, other media outlets were distracted by the phone, hacking scandal and and didn't bid for and we put all the bugle millions into it. So I think it was worth it is very stuff. That's Chris! Can you play no yeah. Well, obviously, it's disappointing to arrive at the S pole off the older years of planning a months trekking across and obviously in hospitable continent defined at the boy mention who got there first, but fair play to the big Norwegian he's done a terrific.

Exploration there. The lads cracking effort, Anisa come out on top well on Butler, must pose a fair fight. The although it was a better polar explorer date, but I've got a lot of positives, my wife, which one Captain Scott Julius hearts. Dash time took London. Do you have a message for the british Antarctic of fans? You must be very disappointed in your defeat. Help the other really say: uh authority see Raza with features. Well, you general well Often we could take a lot of positives, stop crapping on about positives of France, someone positive Captain Scott. They wanted you to come back, the front which is thermal jock, Straps Golden Penguin trophy to parade around London on an open top port you've. Let him down. Well Julie and now, the week of reaching that we gave one hundred and ten percent out there. We've left it out all there on your ice shelf and at the end of the data is solar can ask at the boys. Princeton GEL Hoon, Tunbridge Wells, Korea, Captain Scott. What is wrong

the british system for producing polar explorers are finger, obviously one thing is: we got some terrific young explorers coming through and if any more polls are discovered, I'm sure team JP will be right in there in the thick of the exploring Captain Scott. Will you resign Captain Scott Mickey drop Ty Lee Staff, who do you think of film star Mary Pickford Haircut, did Scott what about preparing for shit left skirt and she was seen wearing on a beach last week. Captain Scout Capisce, so we want to say about the room is Lincoln do with the arsenal job

I don't know anymore. Questions such as what are co sponsors swept homes got a lot of factors. The penguin breaks, Generex well cut condoms for reduced sensitivity on Jack's. How might mahogany sludgy stuff on a common check? You thank you. Are they all? The heat is brought down. Chriss house price to a to commemorate this anniversary, people be revealing details of skulls foreign expedition, even some of what was on the menu. Now what, when they're a base camp? It was actually pretty lavish menu one on special occasions. Males ran to several courses. So haunted armands turtle soup, roast beef, stewed, penguin, crystallized, ginger and champagne, or featured on such menus. Now, if you're anything like Maine, you He two words from that and those words Dude Franklin, I love penguins Andy their nature's clowns and

be a cold day in hell before I ever eat, one of them, cold or otherwise. Penguins are too funny to eat, it'll be like eating built. Possibly already is a student bill Cosby before I would ever eat a penguin fact, but I mean you have to ask John because your eyes, so it's been hard to get, good quality penguin to even in the most expensive restaurants and and you have to think when we look at Scott, reputation swung up and down ever since I'm accusing me of costly errors. Other saying was a hero and inspiration, but we have to ask: did Scott go to the Antarctic, in the spirit of exploration or because it was the only way to make socially acceptable. His uncontrollable urge to eat penguins American Penguin in London he's to a the penguin in Antarctica he does eating local produce those. You wondering what penguins taste of apparently it's cross between

Dugan's Allah and Ross. We sue flight, appointive, whiskey sports and the smoke had children. It's actually much easier to study. I'm talk to get now than it was back in Scott Stone Paul because there is much less of it. The European Space Agency announced just yesterday that a massive, always shelf in the Offi Peninsula has shrunk by eighty five percent in the last seventeen years. I'm guessing that bodies, bad news and the they want specific about whether it was but I'm guessing that it hasn't shrunk by eighty five percent in a good way. The amazing thing is that, with all the technology we have now, there are still things about. I'm talking that we don't understand even what is under the all of the ice, which is easy. I just presumes that we knew that and the up are you the all you didn't know, but I just presume that someone else they don't feel that way about somebody fact I don't know what the capital of boss water is, but I presume that somebody does

are assumed it under the Antarctic. Ice sheet is there's just some evil megalomaniac with a giant rocket. Well, I think so, just slightly regretting having concealed his secret hiding place and launch pads. All give me to effectively well that that must be much more true than you think, and the soldiers have been using right doll on other imaging tech, for you to uncover. What's under there, apparently, under the E Antarctic ICE sheet, there is a huge mountain range as big as the Alps, and there are also looking for hidden volcanoes allowed people. Volcanoes Andy, you never know what's inside them do you, it could so easily be an evil lair. My dream is to live in a hidden, hidden, volcano, Andy and he probably got there was the lack of natural lights, but I'm guessing that's what makes living in a hidden volcano affordable, especially if it's not in a very expensive area.

But I just I saw into so self proclaimed all all measurable facts. Those unrepentant uses of research and evidence have claimed that the shelf has drawn about eighty five percent in 70s. I can back that research Upjohn, because I put an ice shelf up in my living room last summer to try to keep my books fresh and that's by one hundred percent within a day. So I can see you know this. For me this rings true the scientific research, but some The European Space Agency had been this research using one of its satellites to snoop on the celebrity southernmost continent in the world and weather hidden in spice camera technology. It peep only Lawson B ice shelf stripping off eighty five scent of its ice. Some problem. What technologies, when our shelves know that being watched by the scientific paparazzi, let's get paranoid about body shape and just don't wanna lose all ice for the photographs. It's it's. It's been a

bad time for the Larson ICE Shelf. Family Larson be falling to pieces almost twenty years now, Lawsone disintegrated completely and died in one thousand nine hundred and ninety five Larson seat just about holding cell together, but I mean it's just it's not the jacksons all over again. And to finish our antarctic section rather delightful from one of quotes from Apsley Cherry Garrard, who said exploration, is at once the cleanest and most isolated way of having a bad time which is yet been devised. Is that true yeah China NEWS You know it is either a small child still most in the age old, also bladder control. All it's the chinese government trying to control the renowned oldest and dissidents hi way way and he's hey

headlines again, following from previous artist, distance, including last year's hit piece of installation. Art entitled myself in a prayer sell for no reason but more than for my liking, John. What can he just paint a picture of a horse like George Stubbs used to, and also his current interactive exhibition, all know I've been grounded. My government doesn't understand me and he has installed for live webcams in an effort to satirize the surveillance that the chinese place have put him under twenty four hours a day since his role from jail, that's right and the he is. He is one chinese office two is being repeatedly speaking out against the chinese government's human rights abuses. I'm when you do that, you can be sure of one thing, and that is that the chinese government will provide you with food. I'm low grade lodging complete ready for the foreseeable future with fellow, like minded people who also thought it would be a good idea to run their little mouths off the artist in question is I,

way way or name not found. If you, Google, searches name, is in China, I way way is both one of China's best known artists and best hated artists depend. And who you are? He is famous, which I guess makes killing him for a straight

a difficult. I think it's also the son of one of the company's policies. Most revered poets MIKE he's criticism, even harder to swallow up now. In April, two thousand eleven he was detained by authorities as he boarded a plane to Hong Kong and held in a secret location for eighty one days he was freed on condition that he would not speak to the media, a condition that he has in every sense not kept. She only the chinese government should know by now, and he that he's not going to do what they say. They need to try to reverse psychology, just released him on the condition that he do nothing but speak to the media in the most critical possible terms, then I can just sit back and wait for him to take a vow of silence. Instead, the government have been investigating him for so called economic crimes and that several months later served him with the bill. Full fifteen million you whine about two and a half million dollars in back taxes and fines now on,

on the counter dandy. I don't know the full details of the tax percentage in question, but I'm going to go out on a limb and say that those accusations are at best convenient and at worst, complete bullshit. It is starting to look large on that, the chinese government and Hwy. Why are just never going to get on it could be could just be kind of soap. Opera style, slow, build up. Late flowering romance, but it just doesn't. It doesn't look good. It does not look good, especially 'cause he's come up with a new imaginative way to infuriate the chinese government. He set up for live webcams at his home, put himself under self surveillance in a nod to the twenty four hour police surveillance that he lived under for the last year. He said that by setting up the cameras, including one above his bed, he hoped to encourage transparency from all sides. It describes this project as a negotiation between private space,

public nature of security and the power of the state yeah. It's true is true only, but it's also a good way to annoy the fuck out of the chinese government. Let's not leave that important detail out, but perhaps, as you say, this is going to be the chinese government's defense that all their human rights abuses and restrictions on personal liberties are just a performance, art piece as well to make people think about how it would feel to live under repressive conditions such as those they're really posing the question: what is freedom with their ambitious nine point? Six million square kilometer installation piece, if you are listening to this podcast in China, either everything has gone silent for the last few minutes or you're about to hear a lot allowed knock on your door. China is not a big fan of freedom. That's that's the basic overall message here. China feels about freedom, how I feel about the Dave Matthews Band

They just don't see the point of it on my phone already slightly depressing and occasionally in fuel reacting, but but not to worry, luckily, joins found a clever way to defeat the release of freedom of that is to crush it mercilessly under government boat. Take the internet, for instance, the worldwide web, is supposed to be just what that world white is also supposed to be the wild west and unregulated land where anything is possible and by advertising pop ups shop. The latest installment of the american Pie movie. It's also it's a series on interested throats. China, however, sees the internet a different way. They see the internet looking irritating walks with a picnic that must be sway,

I'm the internet seems to few China a similar. Why? Although it's worth mention that Google has a different opinion, seeing China as a dominatrix under whose high heel they long to lie, but the anonymous hacking group this week launched an attack on Charlie, not defacing. Almost five hundred websites, including government sites, official agencies, tried groups and many others. Are they placed a message on the site saying that the attack was carried out to protest against the chinese government, strict control of its citizens? The message read: did chinese government? You are not infallible today website to hacked tomorrow. It will be your vile regime that will full the chinese government presumably reply for sending a message back reading. Dear anonymous, you have no white dear who your fucking with here China don't play that shit. You have just opened up a fortune, cookie of pain and the fortune in it reads: beware your own bullshittery today for tomorrow than

global superpower will fuck you in the face. Now it's unfortunate as well. The anonymous chose to post their message, mostly in English, so it will probably make exactly as much sense to chinese people as if you put a similar message up on the FBI website in can these, but it was posted in English, John, but it was english that appeared to being through a trans. Patient but translation software, because it almost no sense whatsoever, just a couple of words from the message of solidarity with the oppressed that None of us put up over the is the chinese communist government to unfair laws and unhealthy processed to control. The people. Did you these governments, you is not never fall, and today the website is black. Tomorrow is your eve? Evil regime fell. So

I mean, is it hard to know what to read into that? I mean yes, freedom is good, but all the grammar is better. The Chinese web surveillance system is more repressive than a victorian sex education teacher who's allergic to the word, it's more constructive than a burmese python that has your balls in a nutcracker, I'm selling it clamps down pretty tight Andy, tighter than an oyster with an attitude problem. The system is one of the most comprehensive surveillance systems in the world, and it's known as the great firewall of China in the future, and the tourists will come from all over the world to fail to look at what

hello and it's probably astronauts, can even google it from spice the great fall will, which definitely sounds like something evil Knievel would have tried to jump over. A second second mention for evil, Knievel yeah, that's a that's a big big big week for can leave eight. It returns no results for such as a band terms, senses chats, invents blokes blond topics include the faloon gong, spiritual movement and human rights activist. I white White, the the system police, seize where chinese people can go online and tries to restrict what I can talk about, Johnny senses or even actively targeting social media sites such as Facebook and Twitter to stamp out any discussion of bomb topics. How do you called stop people talking about the things I most want to talk about? Well, I mean you can't you can't do that. We can you can at least give it a very good job as the chart is approving, but you shouldn't that's. The point is not binding Belgians from citing the word waffle.

It was in their hearts without the ability to say the word. Waffle Belgians would just stare blankly into space. Making grunting sounds at each other Testify Google feature section now, I'm a very special property section this week in which we are taking a tool. Arounds are much producer Chris House thanks so much for inviting us into your home Chris great to be able to do two around your house and on land and and one of had this is I'm here in the living room here in Chris is placing Hackney in EAST London night. It's my well, if I'm not very much mistaken on Nero's famous palace, the Dhamma Souraya in Rome right down to the live dolphin in the pool. Now just but too much were sorely honest. Sardines now are

and the so fall, it's the ultimate in luxury, this l skins so far, but it also has a bit of history to increase. I believe you bought it at auction I believe this is the sofa from downing ST wear in nineteen. Eighty five, Margaret Thatcher and Reagan came one badly time knock on the door away from making out lovely for history so the draught excluder just by the door thanks, looks error Unbelievably realistic. They look about construction, that is a lovely touch. I'll get it off mane, get that fucking thing off main. Tell my wife! I love her into the kitchen now, and it's quite am here now Christmas from the look of the place about two hours ago is echoing, through the sounds of the dying screams of some very angry livestock. The Zanu see home abattoir? That's how long have you had that cup company? Is you want to sharpen the blades they're not made to lost anymore

garden now and the sweet smell of Hackney Redolence in the air and Chris I have to congratulate you that is easily one of the finest urban vineyards I've ever seen, and a man who owns his log flume is a man who has your full and undivided respects up here. The battlements now and what a delightful 18th century siege cannon, that is, that should keep a low Riff Raff away unless there, let's just see what Chris key down here in his cellar can I go now. Please please could I want. I want go home, please Mister, please go you can join in if you like, your emails now, and we have an email hear from James Lynch under the

project. Linus add don't talk just kiss. I said I was amused. A anti speculate about the meaning of kiss in syrian Arabic in the bugle discussion of, but she was Assad's asides only choose favorites having I'm sexy, and I know it This is how I roll left skid pads all out of control. Golf phenomenal song. That's really my head! Ever since we played that Andy shows how to be in my heart ever since he goes. I the study, Arabic in Damascus for a year, I can tell you the fact could tell if I did. The lead case is almost the exact equivalent of the c word in Syria. Thus, I fight with insults and many middle eastern countries is the charming case mock.

Mothers blank now, I'm not sure what this might tell us about the shah. In terms of his fondness for the song, don't talk just case spot, although you want to stay abreast of the arabic Square, swear words case of Mock Chris. He says a nice, that's h, I'm always interested in our base. Well, it's on the yeah. That is a you know, an endless well of profound That's right. If, if you know any further Arabic's, where would you think we should be elected soon to involve the man? Well, that's your going to regret. Asking about question to info dot com or basheer at Asat, dot, dot, com this. Email came in from Pierre Luc Danier and and various emails on this subjects and comments on Twitter as well like Stephen Harper, hello,

Chris Andy and Joan in order ability to get basic facts right about Canada. Last week, John, you called Stephen Harper, the President of Canada, you more on Steve. Offer himself did not put but the Royal Inn, Royal, canadian Navy and royal canadian AIR Force and replaced famous canadian paintings in Ottawa with pictures of Queen Elizabeth to be called president. Now, Sir Canada, is a proud of user of the Westminster system on a former colony of the UK. We therefore have a stupidly conservative prime minister. Just thank across the pond regards Luke Kanye, so that is us put in. Place, my pia and several other emails about us, but Doesn't really question is John Prime Minister President. It still can It's still, Canada. It doesn't matter still Canada, you're, burying the lead there, the Ladies Canada, so it doesn't matter on this from James who writes on the subject losing my job- that's good sub,

did John on the well listen to latest podcast. I found an interesting looking up what a past the walls on my two mistakes. The first of was listening to the bugle at work. The second way, using Google images instead of a regular search. It seems that pasty or pasty's are in fact small glittery pieces that are meant to go over a woman's nipples as part of erotic shows really people I mean that's, that's a cornish pasty's on anyway. But just by thinking about I'm sure, there's probably a website with that as well so much If there's nothing sexier than a cornish pasty strapped to a Womans, nipple and testify, imagine if you will a young male at work, who's boss can easily see over his shoulder this computer. Now imagine this worker has a computer screen full of women, mostly nude, I think

never got. I don't really believe in that. My boss was at lunch or I'd probably have lost my job, so I misled in my subject line, but I feel this stupid little story deserves to be told to someone from James Well, pasty or pasty nahs. Those are two what you do not want to get mixed up on various different occasions. Do keep your emails coming in to info at the bugle part, cost dot com and don't forget, so you can listen to the bugle on Soundcloud go on. Do it now, sport now and almost all sports are concerned with safety. At the moment, ice hockey in american football are being forced to take a long overdue look are concussions, but thankfully there is one sports stepping up to replace the element of reckless endangerment of human life, which is at the root of all great sport since there

Christians versus lions, boxing tournaments of the roman era, a new sport, close to the Us S, coal ties now. Imagine any ahead. What tell usable involve that's right is that it's not. It is exactly what you're thinking of is described as a variation of sports like Rugby Soccer hockey or football, but there's a big differ each player carries a stun gun and is allowed to electronically shock, whichever opponent is carrying the ball. What are they? It was a vegetable for the three friends who wanted to. I could guide that I described as more intriguing than the usual sports. I don't know if intriguing would be the worst. How would use their

as inside ultimate isable, which is called Utb for short pits. Two teams of four players against each other. Each team tries to get a medicine ball into the opposing team's goal, was tackling and attacking the other things. Carry a stun gun manufacturer released a statement saying: stun guns are designed to incapacitate people using electro shocks that disrupt muscle functions and were intended to be used. Defense purposes not for sports, oh shut, just 'cause, they found a better way to use your product. The ultimate able person, I've always preferred penultimate table, but I just don't like the feeling of finality. It just your own mortality in your face like a freshly executed haddock, but it's that a fine line, John between aggressive policing and sport, which She is how most sports began I'm. So you think this is violent. John have you ever watched rugby.

A tayser is nothing compared to at nineteen stones, samoan flying head. First, your rib cage, as if he's just been fired out of a cannon, the the inventors of the guy said just because no one intended tasers for sports doesn't mean that they aren't good for them, and I think that's a very, very strong arguments. Keep the same is true of the harpoon only only only a few weeks ago after you, for instance, invented olympic cycle, Jace, yep sports have to evolve yeah. I think it will take time taiser wrestling in the Olympics. You could see that really taking off I mean what is Greco Roman wrestling? No one really knows what it is. It's just like rolling around in a leotard, quoting Virgil, I think, isn't it, but

chuck a taser in everyone's watching it ultimate sizeable and the O. U T b place could get stung between thirty five to forty tell him sit in a guy either party they can give out between three to five milliamps. Apparently, it feels like a rubber bands- snap, it shocking, but it will only by cute witch or drop the ball, and it works on the nervous system. So no one will get immune to it. So we won't have to raise the level of the future to get the same effect. You won't have to know, but you're. My find it you want to anyway. How else are you going to take ultimate traceable to the next level, ultimate uh boat, lightning bolt level the teams in the league are called LA night lights at the Philadelphia, Kilowatts, the Toronto terror on the San, Diego Spartans, but other imp, French is potentially include the Buffalo pulled lost the Boston, Incapacitator's, the Sacramento Singes and the Miami's uh?

I, because the origins of spore for very interesting job, I tried to see all embracing technology issue and I think other sports could learn from you, TB and use similar technology to race, her audience ratings and well. It looks but Peters lining up the blue to the left middle here. This could clean chimney, crucial seventh frame answer. What Allen Thailand, doing tremendous ACT expire than any new Peter was in a good position, so he stated him in the nuts or was only time there. Perfectly time does super play. Terrific snooker, table began, of course, gang of thieves stole a prize winning pumpkin from a vegetable store, and please try as a robot pumpkin between him and gave these guys. The idea is frightening, seeing the origins of support and across Jaune began

late, 17th century France in a Louis, the 14th rat infested kitchen and the staff. Catch the rodents in a civil calendar and then fling them to another kid and by the window. Would capture flying road in his calendar and hurl its out of the win into the mulch. I had to do this before the queen, Maria a razor, because she really hated rats and the would lacrosse lacrosse in French. Of course, literally means she is cross What was polo began with a food fight on the titanic and apparently the last words of the captain that sonic. Well, I don't care if it's sinking Marjorie. This is fun now catch. My cantilupe rugby of course, image of regulating homoerotic impulses in british public schools and bark Of course, it is possible range string. There are means used by early european settlers in America for knocking parakeet eggs down from nests in trees. In fact, until one thousand nine hundred and seventeen professional basketball is played with the Carolina Parakeet in the baskets

boss would only be confirmed if the parakeet school. Sadly, North America is only native parakeet rapidly became mixed just due to the invention of the slam. Dunk and the practice was ceased know. Hang on. I've just contradicts my own early, a lot about the origins- basketball, not confused, no, I got in your own life. What's real anymore, baseball. Now to mark the start of the twenty twelve major League baseball season, and I know about huge number, I'm going to watch all two thousand four hundred and fifty games of it. We have a quick baseball quiz. Now you have to tell us which two of the following action happens in major League baseball. I Merkel's boner be the the strawberry cheese, fake, we'll see, Johnny Dickshot Shots. Two of those, a real one who made aware

after your background of them. Mark those boner knots and undercover scoop by the german newspaper D bills which, when it comes out next week, could prove their most explosive story in german politics since well, since our lesson don't do that again, but Mark boner was invite incident in a Brooklyn Giants, V Chicago Cubs game in one thousand nine hundred and eight when uh, once Freddy Merkel made a baserunning error that cost his team victory and it for some unknown, no reason be known as Merkel's bona, possibly related to him, finding bottoms of ninety strangely erotic possible trademark celebration on his team won a game in which he chewed an ox like a ravenous dog before throwing it into the crowd and shouting Wolf that I have to be replayed as the final decisive game of the season the Cubs won. The giants will emanated. The cubs went on to win the world series. The final time. One four years ago, that's was Merkle's bona the choice. Strawberry, Cheesecake, Darryl, Strawberry, the Mets and Yankees legends.

He received a twenty game back in ninety Twenty two for repackaging low grade danish blue cheese, passing with genuine stilton and selling it at a five hundred percent markup in a food market in the Bronx and glad to see strawberry cheesecake and a Johnny. Dick shots was nickname. And by major league at Johnston. How this in the 1920s twenties how now defunct Washington, spittoons batting with runners in scoring positions, would intentionally step into of the pitch it hit him in the groin. He would then the ground in agony, whilst opposition plays rust to check it for you, Ok in his own teammates scuttled round to home plate to score the dick not earned her matters. Thirty, seven rbi's in the nineteen twenty six season before the baseball officials close the loop, older men that bought switch lamp lies in the nuts were counted as fair hits, which had been introduced to trying to make the game more exciting in the 1860s. Are matters responded, a childhood accident in which he was head butted in the crotch by hippopotamus on a school trip to the zoo had

it nether regions impervious to pain. Tony two of those, the real jockey? What's it going to be No only I just blow. No, I I don't know I feel like I'm caught in a web of bullshit and they're, just I'm just waiting for a spider to kill me ok. Well, big lez write your answers down now and I'll. Tell you the answers in five seconds time. If you get them rights, then you Wendy rights to play third baseman for the New York Mets. For the rest of the season, and the ones that are real. Are I Merkel's bona and see Johnny Dickshot, my the Johnny was not real. Richie's fake, I'm afraid was made up. Uncle's boner was the nineteen Boner was the nineteen height incidents and in the

eighteen the Pittsburgh pirates did have a plan, a Johnny Dickshot which He recently dug into baseball hall of Fame, stupid name section alongside the lights of the St Browns Picture, Emil, Bill, Bailey, the Atlanta Braves Player, wonderful, terrific, monds. Of course they did. White TIGERS, immortal, rusty, counts, the federal real I've gotten, I a bit of a boy who cried Wolf issue going on here: I thought those were real. Johnny Dickshot played for the Pittsburgh pirates in the 30s the pirates franchise horse later taken over by an east african islamic group. Relocated and renamed the somali pirates Well, we gotta bullshit heavy bugle. This was your house and I think, there's something about Chris's house which is sending your right until very worrying place,

and if you want to see more bugle like this life bubalis, I have some gigs coming up. Thank you might like to come to, in particular the 13th of April in reading at set on it hi also That's a lot of lies that would come out of your face joy this, but I don't know why they would think any of what you're about to say is actually true but April Friday, 13th reading the South Street venue. On the 15th of April. Although to be some doubt of whether that would go ahead, but so check your local listings, ice rinks in London at the other belly the option- purple cow in the South Bank, they come to that because it is a big venue and it feels quite spacious when there's not many people in It- 18th of April

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