This is a podcast from the bugle dot com, audio newspaper, for a visual view blues and welcome to issue one thousand, the knowledge you know and all of the people for the would be Monday. The eighteenth of December, twenty thirty full with me on these Altman life from one's was present in the chinese company of London. I'm running re from Manhattan Islands Giuliani Bill, it's the former United Nations Secretary role, Joe on all of a just kidding. Folks, it's will one hundred and ninety nine, of course, beginning Monday, the 25th of June twenty two of one hundred and ninety nine. Just time to go until the big one with me? Annie Zaltzman, live from Olympics town and in New York City. It's burger day, Showtime himself, John Oliver, so

We are thinking of Lloyd about eight times before I think, instead of work that is uh. That might be a record before we've even said hello, even before we've begun properly, you've already lied an astonishing amount of times. I found that work with my marriage. Why not? With this beauty Andy I know there are concerns around the world that America has lost some of its park. Well, after reading about something that happened last week, I'm really not so sure anymore. What is most american thing you can think of it might be a an american flag, leather jumpsuit, maybe George Washington, having sex with an apple pie, or is it this Andy? a class, is Atlantic Baseball League recently held a home run derby on the deck of an aircraft carrier? That's right, Andy

they hit home runs of an aircraft carrier into the Charleston harbor. Is that american enough for you competing baseballs off a warship? How about, if I add the fact they hit those dingers from the deck of the warship while in add an inflatable, batting cage. Why inflatable you ask no reason. The very fact that you asked in fact shows that you will never fully understand. Surely, anyway, it couldn't get any more american than that correct. Surely couldn't get anymore work and then home runs being hit off a warship from a pointlessly inflatable, batting cage right wrong. Those full scooped out of the water by volunteers on jet skis if you're an american and your hearing these words for the first time you probably already in tears by now, but let's recap all that information from the top baseball players hit home buttons from an unnecessarily inflatable batting cage from the top of an armored aircraft carrier, while volunteers chase their balls on jet skis, though, should tech

actually be the new words to the American national anthem. Anti, oh, oh say: can you see the home run. I just hit from at AWP of this ship that is filled with the explosion from an inflatable cage out into the sea. My bulleted fly past a bunch of jet skis. Oh say is this: the most are America, the law of the friend on the home of jet skis?

I know the world's number one where they will trust his Elvis. Why they did it. That was the one thing they missed the one thing old. My stuff was fat. Elvis is the really American Elvis that one closed a truly elite self destruction for one who were Pitta mize everything that nation's about So this is Google, one hundred and ninety nine thousand one hundred and ninety nine, of course, the words famously spoken at the nineteen. Thirty eight Berlin Snooker Open when Adolf Hitler potted his first red then demanded he be given eight extra points for being Fura war. Ninety nine and for the week getting Monday, the 25th of June? We need is exactly two hundred years to the day since, in one thousand, eight hundred and twelve Marshall may inadvertently invented the game of sherrards was trying to warn Napoleon. There was about to be bitten on the leg bone, escaped locust, historic moments,

top story this week, Hosni Health updates. Well, what a week it. It's been for the Health of Hosni Mubarak and if you had money on whether or not he was going to be alive over the last week, then it was a real rollercoaster of emotion for you 'cause. First he was alive. Then he was reported dead, reportedly only nearly dead, then pronounce Claire play dead for most alive again and now, no one seems to know exactly where he is he's been lucky. YO yoing Jesus on the way, if only slightly, the more expensive looking sunglasses, it's been a Classic S, Africans would say also your has nice. Auger Well, you know he's always split opinion. Look at check that on its own and this week, as you said, the twenty nine, so I'm a former egyptian president of the year as well bickering over whether or not he is or isn't dead. Just for so many years he had the self same planet squabbling over whether or not he was or was a good e or a bad. Is he dead?

If so, how did he? Izzy is irreparably dead, fleetingly dead, spiritually dead, mainly facing just a little bit of a blip in his political career time? The persistent and insufferable smug shit bag that she is will tell initial reports from his doctors, whether it had a heart attack. Then he had a stroke then that he had a heart attack and a stroke sports world that he had no pulse, that he'd been defibrillate Idd. He was, and Brian dead, clinically dead or to put Monty Python terms, he was dead. Parrot dead, this dick data is no more, he has ceased to be, is expired and gone to meet his maker. He just if he's keeping a bucket, he shuffled off this mortal coil rundown. The gardner joined the bleeding choir invisible. This is an ex dictator, but then after the doctors were,

What came statements from his lawyers saying it? Actually, he was very much alive. Classic lawyers and yeah there's a lot there, the ones that have made a money out of it on there I guess that is the is the fundamental try to the legal profession that you have to explore. Every hockey is he dead. You have to pause at the other side powerfully and strongly they said they said he was very much alive and uh in fact, just wanted to be moved from prison to them. Tree hospital lady been in before so. It just depended who you believe, Ma Barracks doctors or his lawyers, and then came the rumors. You started wondering whether he had in he died, but they were going to try and keep him alive, a human puppet or whether he hadn't died at all, but had pulled off an Elvis he faked his own death and was currently working in a Starbucks in Arizona. It's hard to know out. No, I don't

going to be around to hear his own eulogy. That doesn't seem right. So I feel like we kind of got. Ahold are fire on this one woman that wants a lot of talk on the Bugle Twitter feeds. People wondering whether there would be a few legi this week, which obviously and just come down to whether or not it was alive or dead, but whether or not he he actually merited it. So, let's not forget Johnny was a good point, good point who eats only had flaws button. Tony Blair, these self appointed Step son of God described Mubarak, does quotes immensely courageous Anna force for good, and this was about the same time that there were thous some thousands of people from Egypt on the streets, big slightly less complimentary towards a man blast, saying flashlight. It was immensely courageous in the force for good immediately instinctively as a city,

ablation of crowd blows, prime minister of make. You think that Mubarak was a born coward and probably a criminal. The egyptian people, as I said, had a slightly less complimentary view of the big h. Maybe they didn't know him as well as to needed. Got to see his softer side and the egyptian legal system also didn't agree with Blair. If I can correctly read the subjects of his recent conviction for corruption and basically, murder It just shows that showed on one man's crackpot Dick later is another man's bull, walk against regional chaos and in fact one man's crack popped. It take is often the same man's bulwark against a regional chaos that we just have to put up with being a crackpot dictator or well get regional chaos and the conflicting. But it's not helped by Mubarak's own twitter feeds at Hosni Mobile in which he wrote what happened? Woke up in a skit with the remnants of a donica battle over my trousers hashtag

stag night was that anyway, another one saying doc, saying I'm be clinically dead bummer! I am having a bad month: hashed, no Wimbledon! For me this year, oh very good. Besides Andy, there now seems to be much important things going on in Egypt than the debatable beatings of my barracks, debatable heart, Egypt's election, your debatable heart, Egypt directions came and went and they couldn't find themselves in a depressingly cratic limpot. They voted one sunday they voted twice and then, when it looked as though my how men, mostly in the Muslim Brotherhood, were about to win the army swooped in invoice, you tell everyone to go for themselves. It's a tango as old as time, the It's also, the runoff have been officially delayed now by the election authorities in Egypt. They had, being due to be announced on Thursday, but the uh,

the commission said it needed more time to look into Compl, it's presented by the candidates, Muslim, Brotherhood's, my with mercy and a former Prime Minister Archman. My both claim they won last weekend's vote, but you know I will log two boxes at the end of the flight for both raising their arms in victory. Both battered and bruised with no one noticing that someone in a military uniform just run off with the school, so you going to bet on from the revolution last year. The situation is not quite optimal, democratically. The glory sleep, peaceful transition to a smoothly functioning democracy that everyone hoped would happen has not quite happened yet, which is you know we in Britain we did that so each item, and admittedly it took us around seven hundred years to do it, but we still did it in the Egyptians might have to just talk for the next seven centuries. Well, as you said, was this a military coup, the and actually taking part in military coup aculight a bit of harmless fun or just a bit of nostalgia for a say,

input time 'cause? It is a factor on that things were so much easier and easier when everyone knew where they stood socially. Purely by how big and pointy appear. Right. There were going to be buried in maybe that's a lesson that we all need to take on board after after the second round of voting, a group of election monitors, headed up by a Ex President Jimmy Carter. These concerns about the political and constitutional context of the vote. President Carter said I'm deeply troubled The undemocratic turn that age. These transition have taken each of the most. I can a democratic turn on the eyes slammed on the democratic handbrake dollars out of the call, I'm more states election huddle over the side of a cliff, I'm a self, a tricky spot at the moment because America loves democracy and I love democracy as much as they love him baseballs off aircraft carriers and almost as much as they love chasing after those baseballs on jet skis. They love it so much that their own

collections once every four years. Just aren't quite enough for them. There wandering electoral. I andean Eglof meddling in other peoples, elections, two, they hadn't Ichi metal thing for awhile, where Egypt concerned they cover being explicitly supported Mubarak for three decades. Then, when the relationship started souring felling, with democracy again and got so excited at the scenes from to the square last year, but now it seems that the egyptian people may have actually dead Crossy corrected with more c and the Muslim Brotherhood who could former regime more hostile to the United States? I don't seem to be slipping. You can He could sense of just celebrate a lot I shouldn't, but the fact I shouldn't makes me want you even more, but it may not be on amazing. Some of the motion in an age of fate apparently have voted twenty five times in the past fifteen months, using an extremely complicated parliamentary system and on that is. That is too much to me.

I'm here in Britain, and I know this is similar in America. We smuggled struggle. We struggle to muster Our sadness devote once every four or five years at each other, being almost fortnightly. Although in the process it accidentally managed to elected in common back into office for an after which time the long dead boy king ruled at Basta'T, the ancient cat goddess was the hottest of all the goddess is turn out in the second round of the presidential election was down to fifty percent with the winning candidate, getting just a whisker over fifty percent of that. How does that sound at all familiar with an american presidential election coming up. Welcome to our world Egypt? Well, it's like classic pattern. Fighting. For democracy, then get rapidly industrially disillusioned by it, but look The situation. Now this runoff between and Islamists and a relic of the Mubarak era, is this. What's they protestors wanted fifth

been months ago. I guess it only goes to show John that democracy is like a puppy. It looks also wait on the fluffy when you're looking at it in the shop window. But one day it will crap all over your carpets, Weddle in your favorite slippers, before proving disappointingly simplistic in conversation, increasingly attention seeking an expensive and Eventually it will die tax news now. Talk Sandy can't live with the Congo, the schools, hospitals or drive on roads without it for uh, for lots of well the businessmen over the years taxes always about the thrill of the chase, the inland revenue on playing increasingly hard to get then blue balling them every fiscal year. Accountants Some of the richest people in the world have traditionally become locked fiscal escapologists able to can

caught their way around laws and squeeze their way through loopholes, barely visible to the human eye, so a file tax returns which look like they. Have to be illegal. That first second had forty eight glance, but some, now turn out to be inexplicably allowable, and this, of course, all k to head to this week in England, and they did it not. It did fact Jimmy Carr are comedic contemporary from the late 90s open, MIC circuit, in fact, recording net on court road chip station literally yards from where our first met Jimmy cards and look at getting cool eddies. The club room like a gig, should kick underneath. The chinese restaurants right, yeah and uh in his career has been a raging success commercially almost from day one he's been was revealed by the Times newspaper to be using one of the many widely used tax aversion schemes. This one is called K2. I think

K2 scheme involves climbing the notoriously treacherous second highest mountain in the world than leaving your bank card at the top pretending you have no money at all. I think that's a little joke for all you, fans of mountains over eight thousand five hundred meters high now it'll Everest. No, no, no, no! No! No! No! No! No! Don't worry, don't want their own. Their only full mountains in the world over eight thousand five hundred may decide. So there would be lots of more problems this week back to the story about the Times newspaper catching the car get catch it catch in jungle. That's see that's one of those four and I thought that was technically quite quite well cross, yeah, it's great! It's just assumed that no one really knows about that mountain doesn't get a lot I allowed published. I have to confess in a company that was once closely related to the bugle in that lift. They have tv screen and the image the own. The images that you ever get are pictures of the high

just peaks in the world, but it starts at Blang upward. So I actually for once. Did you end it here? I guess your your attitude to puns. Andy on the is the same as so many mountain ease at issue equals these mountains on us. You know what what do you do? Problems on the because they have there? Okay, so you're! Only that's your rationale! A lot! I don't mind if there is a thirty eight percent percent chance of death, I'm going to take it on. However, the Kaitos getting involved and basically seems resolve sucking yourself, then loaning us loads of money on the slow understanding with yourself that you don't have to pay it back anyway. Prime David Cameron heroically stepped into the breach and slammed Jimmy for this call in the scheme very dodgy, and he does became the first comedian for a considerable while to be heckled by sitting, prime Minister and when David Cameron slams you for having dubious tax affairs. Well, you know

bloody well that he knows bloody well, exactly what he's talking about, because he is the leader of the fucking conservative party government the inbound revenue. Basically, let off vote phone from a multi billion quid tax bill, allegedly, the tycoon Philip Green boss of the the Quality Clothing John TOP shop was going to the government adviser, despite being a man who is to paying tax. What Merriam's, when it is too high. Modeling these days a lot she after four Tory Party, deputy chairman and treasurer, while he's been in it's an entirely Patrick and his tax affairs and the list of wealthy tax averse with links to the Tories goes on an on an includes, according to some reports this week, David Cameron's uh, unlike father. So when for Cameron tells you that your tax arrangements are very dodgy, perhaps means as a compliment and an incentive. So when you do go extra step further and upgrade them from very dodgy too fucking dodgy. Then you are in line for a knighthood. Now,

full disclosure, Jimmy he's a lovely man, the I like him very much and I'm also civil technically, not in the least bit surprised to see the was involved in something like this. He has no broken a little. What he did was depressingly falling, but, as you mentioned, there has been a media tornado off to what's that, for the Prime minister tried to jump on top of android all the way to public approval as you should, he criticized Jimmy calling his tax arrangements morally, which is a little rich coming from someone who overseas the morally wrong tax laws that make what he did morally possible. That's like the owner of a bakery that sells only shit, pies, saying it's absolutely disgusting. When someone chooses to eat, I mean sure you're right technically, it disgusting. But if you check your receipts rule you may find that you have something to do with that. Blue goes to show that tax

Basically in this country has become the marginally less popular of the two renowned inevitabilities of life, narrowly behind its friend rival and colleague. Death's and the wealthy voice had a well hard nose for sidestepping tags, and it does make you think they probably have a pretty good shot avoiding death as well. It would not come as a surprise if, somewhere in the Cayman Islands, there are Colonie colony of two hundred and fifty year old death, exile sitting on the veranda sipping, a mint julep and stroking their pet laws on the head and again the those are just not setting an example on the queen's own mother, what she called again the queen mother, you quitting you tip. She was quite openly living in death exile for years in this country, but she could get away with it because of who she was and home. She knew typical jump. Absolutely typical. Jimmy Carter said he may a quote a terrible error of judgement I'll be using this. A tax avoidance scheme

depends on because financially he made a tremendous judgment. He played the system and he won at morally. He made a personal judgments. That is a gray area. The only black and white issue here is that as a comedian, he made a spectacularly hypocritical judgments, because early this year on the tv show in England, one thousand o'clock live. He did a sketch poking fun at Barclays playing a one percent tax rate in a sketch that referred to agree Save an immoral blood hungry tax lawyers that is just the one thing that you don't get to do, and it seems that he can shadily avoid all the tax that he is legally inexplicably allowed to that's. Fine. What he can't do is do that and tell that ok as well, so he can either avoid all that tax or tell that joke making that one fucking expensive junk. I would see the joke can be, but I can only presume that it was incredibly funny for three

billion could a year or ever as well. That's you know, that's a pretty amazing funk, that's a great, a great joke. Ciao! so George Osborne originally claimed that he was left shocked after finding out the extent to which multimillionaires are exploiting tax loopholes and about to take quotes action. What duff you have pink shirts of the exchequer isn't much shocked by that. That is like uh, heart surgeon being shocked by how much blood spurts every only Haxel someone open. The problem is our tax systems. Have more loopholes in the middle bulb for a jumper once you're beyond a certain level of income and with the tax law, who not only knows his onions but also knows how not to have to pay for those onions and how to make you and other people therefore have to pay proportionately cool for lower quality onions, then tax assess he becomes a voluntary act of philanthropy

quality basically live this jacuzzi of amorality, and it just proves that the law is an it is an ass and what that is very good at they're not really going to running fast enough to catch someone driving a Lamborghini before he left them, and are standing on the side of the road to hitchhiker ride from someone in a Lamborghini without thumbs. It's no wonder it doesn't work. John, it's no one It doesn't work and is certainly a problem that famous people or not, as importantly from a media, traction angle, not famous people shook their taxes, then, in effect of been man, ends up subsidizing, a millionaires, yachting habits and a nurse ends up in effect helping keeper tycoons love child secret. This is not as much of a problem as it. Might be, because we are a very generous nice when it comes to giving to charity, which makes up the tax shortfall. You know, take the help for heroes. Charity charity for engine to ex service personnel I need to be a help for heroes. If the Gov

and spend more money right, helping heroes or ilost exact lashing, helps answer a functioning military equipment, so they have to be quite so, fucking heroic in the first place, and if there is a solution to this jawn, it comes in shame because if there's one thing, british person hates and fears more than anything else, it isn't awkward so full situation. If a hypothetical, Lord cock storm shelters, five hundred million pounds ear and attacks even on a rubber dinghy somewhere in the MID Atlantic aware of it, then he should be forced to turn after the funeral of a soldier who is died because the ministry defense can only afford to give a plastic star wars helmet instead of a real helmet and each. I have to say I'm very sorry. At least let me pay for the sandwiches and if you can do and live with. It then, frankly, go luck to you could love your free bonus, millions, lighten news! Now Syria updates and enact impressive, bravery, a syrian fighter pilot defected this

week after landing his plane as they military air base in the north of Jordan and asking for asylum. It is a pretty spectacular way to defect. Let's remember, rule slipped away by avoiding KGB agents at an airport, and that was impressive at the time, but this guy has really raised the bar. Now You turn up to a country in anything less than a fully operational mig. Twenty one fighter jet is just going to look like you. Don't really want to be there soon, it has condemned the pilot as a traitor, and this is this really is fantastic and there's uh. The jordanian government for the return of explain those listen. Those are symbols, and those are some big load symbols that are, we sure this plane doesn't have some baseball dents in it,

the rest of the news in syria- is absolutely brutal, their armies heart and even know how to begin to address this out. I'm going to have to interrupt you there, John Becaus, Syria, does not matter anymore. Becaus. England are the greatest football team in the world again auto body, good camaraderie goods after I quite's glorious with the odds victory over the mighty footballing mega gods of Ukraine, one goal to nil: now I mean it was this. Is god- and this is a beacon of hope for citizens and the crest all around the World John, when you do not beat the fifty sex ranked national team in the in universe, with a single lucky golden some crackpot officiating without being heroes for older marriage on three lions Andy it seven lions there, open lines on the picture. Now there were eight lines as substitute on the bench

turn on alliance. That's what I'm saying lines do traditionally have a bit of a heavy first touch and find a passing game notoriously difficult the yards in John, they put the yards in they care. Look, I mean sport has come through again on the when the World Yangs Sport Yangs, whenever lights life gets too painful. Let sports be the emotional anesthetic to numb you too you're very bones. You received and twelve, for those that are nowhere is taking place at the moment in England are still in it, despite playing a style of football, which is not easy on any of the five human senses. But who cares about that Andy? It's our sports. We invented it will ruin it. If we want to the press reaction here has been gently hysterical. I would say that actually come to the conclusion. After these three group games, in which England have done a bit better than expected, that but basically now doing right. Everything they've previously always done wrong, and this is still remain true, at least,

until they lose on Sunday to ITALY when it'll turn out, that they've actually doing the same things wrong all along or if they sneak past ITALY, maybe on penalties or with fluky goal that have been doing what they should have been doing all through history. A combination of caution, discipline, opportunism and bear bald luck that have seen through heroically to the quarterfinals uh that uh it has not been without some controversy. The ukrainian Prime Minister, Mykola Azarov, has walked into trouble over a bet, made with a swing fan. He'd bet this. We found a idea that you beat Sweden in the opening match and when they did, he in I waited the Swedes to have a beer with him and the government of is in Kiev. I widely distributed photograph, showed the apparently usually Dauer Prime, is to smiling broadly with football scarf around his neck. Raising a point of beer with this week

this guess that sounds like a nice gesture, doesn't only the leader of a country reaching out to a asked in his country and offering hospitality. Whilst more chinese Lee singing two hundred and twelve you're, not singing anymore. Your shit- and you know you are cheese- cheers mother, white, heartwarming story until you find out that ukrainian Politic is exactly as pretty as Paul six anywhere else in the world. In fact, even more so 'cause one opposition presidential candidate, Viktor Tischenko, actually got poisoned less than ten years ago, but the opposite spotting in Ukraine, jumped into action criticizing the prime minister for drinking alcohol, which is apparently strictly forbidden on official premises. They said it is shameful and in a mixable when the leaders of the country contradict the law and the principle so defending morality by beginning to publicize consumption of strong drinks during

work hours, I don't state premises twitch, I guess the outside looking in really has to say poison, someone poison, someone poisoning people then get to the drinking on public on government premises. Maybe all the poison was all about, should merely raising awareness of the dangers of pudding, talk six distances into your body or Millie, accelerating that process I put again the fatal dose, but it's just that responsible politics has been criticized for where is find it's given out its font find various countries, football associations, with the reason of so sixty thousand pounds, I think for their fans indulging in racists, chanting of coins and appalling dimensions and yay.

At four in the danish Center for Nicklas Bendtner, a hundred thousand pounds for wearing some sponsored on the pants it does. I mean clearly meant bender is a tool. I mean that's not flush, not oh smoking, about Bush, that's but he's a power tool and he's a powerful power tool for the argument is not about Finding him one hundred thousand or not is right or wrong mixedly fines for writing. So much less than that. You have decide and the market decide. Wafer in mitigation did issue a statement condemning little Hitler, as quote, say naughty man who had a tendency towards impoliteness. So you can see where they're coming from in Germany, Greece match tonight's, as we records been overshadowed by the financial niggle between the nations over the bailout deal- and I just hope, john- that's the

more come through. It doesn't spill over into ugly scenes where Georgios Karagounis of Greece and Mesa Roselle of Germany have a stand up. Brown the center circle about the fiscal dangers of punitive play. Loud sanctions answer injury updates ahead of England's big clash with ITALY on Sunday, which you can hear me commentating on on absolute 90s, radio and their website. As well and they'll be a highlights package, it's not it's not available outside Britain. I think, as as free music was not legally live now, but there will be a highlight. Download with Russell Howard. Well should be a hoot selfish. Hello wanted before he's got skills beyond well spurt beyond selfish, beyond selfish, because if you're you after deliver the premium is on delivering. If you're going to keep the ball that much, and I just think that glitter doesn't do that

so do tunein on Sunday at seven hundred and forty five UK time. If you can, can I play Russell this clip? If you touch nothing, I'm not doing face, he flatters to deceive Chris Injury NEWS. England's Andy Carroll, luckily is fit for the rest of the tournament, despite being trapped for two minutes under a hotel carpet. He said I thought her guinea pig calling for help, but it was in fact manager Roy Hodgson, listening to Mariah Carey on his headphones goalkeeper Joe Hart Auto set to be fit this bike grazing an earlobe trying to hear what concrete sounds like and Steven Gerrard's is fits despite pranking a car filming the chase scene for gold, Slayer Thi, forthcoming Hollywood, biopic of the former one cap, England, striker, Michael Ricketts, big, lad.

Also bad news, England Brilliant strike a Steve Bluma is out of the year, is off the dying in nineteen. Fifty eight at the age of sixty four and his chosen replacement Dixie Day is also being ruled out dead. Meanwhile who's at least key man John. Will it have to be the midfield Maestro, Andrea Pirlo he's represented his nation, of course, at every age group level, from the under three is up to the under one hundred switch we're seeing him play in these days amongst Pirlo Many hoping she likes to guess how old trees are and owns a portable tree x, ray to check off trees made his guess as a baby. He was even by the early 1980s italian midfielder, Jencarlos Antonioni, and from this pearl, got his amazing passing powers, he's a shine so assumption, in fact that if anyone draws a face on a football in training, he cannot bring himself to kick it, but he's also a scientific experiment and once tried to make his cat with his neighbors dog to see if he could create the perfect hybrid pet. He ended up with a guinea in a court case and he also once had an argument with his neighbor the trimming rights of a hedge that was resolved when the best

of one hundred and one game of scissors paper stone, so he's the Manning learning to keep their eye on John. It can pick up ass, so we'll talk about Android payload. He can pick a pass all the sports news. Now I'm the Olympics news lesion on the. If we know one thing about the Olympics, it's that it is. I transcendence celebration of humanity of excellence of human competition and so that you do not fuck with it before, because if you quit the elliptic sandy, they will with you right back. In fact, those five glorious Olympic rings stand for do not with us. The the Us Olympic Committee this week sent out a cease and desist letter to a meeting based social Network for hosting a knitting olympics member. What those rings also stand for Andy. We ain't about king mixing out the the incredibly

popular knitting social network rivalry, hosted I rave Olympics. I need to copy fishing for users that included events like an afghan marathon and a Scott and scarf hockey. The knitters were supposed to basically compete in each event last watching the actual games on tv, so you can see what they post a clear present threat. Andy to everything the Olympics stands for. Here is a quote the actual, cease and assist letter, and if you are operating heavy machinery or mending a tile on a roof, I must warn you. This gets. Very funny very funny. It is how it begins at The athletes of team USA have usually spent the better part of their tire life training for the opportunity to compete in the Olympic Games and represent their country in a sport domains everything to them for many, the Olympics represent the pinnacle of their Sporting Korea ' of a more than a century. The Olympic Games have brought athletes around the world together to compete at the Olympic Games and represent their country in a sport. That means

thing to them so far so good on. But here we go. We believe that using the name arrive Olympics for a competition that involves an afghan marathon scarf hockey and sweater triathlon, among others, tends to DES great the true nature of the Olympic Games in a sense it is, is respectful to our country's finest athletes and fails to recognize all appreciate their hard work. But here's the thing also need to know, and you don't with the Olympics, sure we all know that, but yet finitely, don't with Mister knitters, don't mess around on the and, if you ever step up to them, you better have a pair of high end needles in your hand, and you better have come ready to knit because they also have five knitted olympic rings in five different colored walls and those rings stand for knitters don't play that shit

'cause. Apparently, these nations were extremely offended by the tone of the letter and they mobilized members of connecting network left a huge amount of messages on the Us Olympics team's Facebook page near melted down twitter and bombarded them with a deluge of emails, they went in so hard that and you're not gonna. Believe this, the Usoc, backed down in a statement in a statement, posted recently on their website. A spokesman and again. If you, you, your power source or flying a light. Aircraft are the moment you may want to be careful 'cause. This statement could cause you too buddy, Holly yourself into a mountain. The statement said thanks to all of you who have posed tweeted, exploited, emailed and called regarding the letter sent to the organizers of the rover. Lympics, like you were, stream Lee passionate about what we do. The letter sent the organizers was a standard form, cease and desist letter. That explained why we need to protect our trademarks in legal terms. Rest assured,

as an organization that has many passionate letters, we were never intend to make the a personal attack on the need to community or to suggest the natives, I'm not supportive of team USA. The choice for any insults and appreciate your support holy on the the auto see wouldn't back down to India over the Bhopal disaster, which killed files of people in the. U S so say you just cut you off to a bunch of mixes the american dream job yes, size, wise, a nation you can hit by she from an inflatable, batting cage off an aircraft carrier into area crowd, full jet skis bugle. We can use now and fossil humping scientists in Germany have caught a pair of fifty million year old turtles Hard

John called fifty million years ago. Jonas one turtle said to a turtle: it's alright Shelly! You look lovely want to do in a volcanic like and stay recognized. They were killed by volcanic gases as they sank in the water as mating turtles have in it stick tendency to do, and I guess John, in a way this is the ultimate form of exhibitionism. I have decided to do it where, where they're going to get fossilized, this is viewed by people. Fifty million years from now, David Crow, bug, is going to make a film about these turtles job that dirty bastards dirty dirty bastards. It's scientists in Germany, as you say, have on earth the first ever fossilized instance of populating animals with backbones to put that in leg.

This turns well, they safely found with the fossilized remains of two turtles banging and as you as you say, these are These turtles sank fifty million years ago too deep layers of a lake where they perished due to deadly vault, what gases or other toxins in the lakes lower layers, Lee volcanic gases and other toxins. Oh yeah, let's, let's call That's what it is and a fossil porn. Let's not pretend that that announcement wasn't made by german archaeologists with huge bonus in the turtles were preserved in turtle style, sexual position and the female turtle is twenty percent bigger than the male. Who is thought by scientists to have been into big shells, the melting pot luck, big shells and I cannot lie male turtles been credited but having maintains the world longest, ever continual stone, pole and here

coming off of work in the animal pornography, industry or wildlife program, because there are other euphemistically known no emails now, and this one comes in on the subject: disastrous consequences of the Elvis Hologram from Marco Beg of it, which, in Cleveland, oh dear John, the increased, the Elvis Hologram walks and impressive, impressive technological feat brings with it and potentially serious consequences. It could drive Elvis impersonators business. One estimate it's impersonators number two hundred thousand is awful, call economy ready to take the hit of that many people suddenly out of work, also keep in mind. Many of these are fat. Elvis impersonators, who must have an expensive weight, related health care costs? not scary enough. They remind you that Elvis New Karate, how many these Elvis impersonators know karate and what were they If I was suddenly deprived of an ability to earn a living, we might have to deal

roving gangs of violent leaving, Dictive Elvis impersonators. Please help stop the hologram, so very dangerous thing for the world. We have another great email hear from John Drummond call bugle, one hundred and ninety eight causing another social faux pas. As to Andy Chris and Jaune. In order of the level of blame for the following, embarrassing incident, you guys go a lot of emails detailing how laughing at your podcast in public at inappropriate times, of course, very awkward moments for the listener involved. Well, here's another for the pile Just today I was on the bus on my way home from work, looking very businesslike in my suit, while reading the paper and listening to my Ipod said Ipod Pay bugle, one hundred and ninety eight when Andy. Can do yours, own economic policies, to someone slamming a series of George Full, a girls onto his nods, all began laughing hysterically when you spike was open to the small section of the time which, under normal circumstances, one of ride's no attention a toll. Unfortunately, a strict

it's by the full page headline easily visible to my fellow riders. I was at this very moment reading the latest testimony in the Jerry Sandusky Child sex abuse trial. Oh dear, oh dear, Needless to say, there is little humor in a college football coach abusing his power and influence to indulge in serial paedophilia. I took a quick glance around to see if I caught anyone's attention the bus was full, so that was a distinct possibility, especially from the two people sitting directly behind me. Now, but didn't turn around and say it's not what you think that would only have made it worse. Thank God. This is within a few stops of getting off. Hopefully none of these people ever see me again and if they do they'll just think there's that free. You think. Sodomizing kids is funny thanks, Alot boys, he also John Drummond, listen and a great joke. You got nothing to be scared off and remember so, if you are going to Google, please be safe, bugle safe to

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Of July roll up roll up for the show of the century and a political animal on the 28th of June this Thursday, with me, Al Maree Richard Herring. Josie long and the magnet Simon Maria's Allan Park up while area is a good strong, build strong, but he said you could possibly shoot possibly clashing with England's Euro semi final against Germany. We'll just have to wait and see Thank you, buglers goodbye Will see you in the next century of vehicles. Bye, bye.