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it's the Victoria rabbits are voicing over animations John Olive up our day. How lobbying was first, things first, Andy Great NEWS out of Afghanistan and there The sentence that has not been spoken for hundreds of years, possibly the history of civilization. Unless you really hate joint Buddha statues, they are so annoying You might have those among us who want to go. What is the Good NEWS? Well? Is that peace there now? Is it Eddie? I was having a functional country while in a series of chaotic warlord run provinces now have the Taliban disorders. It s act a little less like a bunch of record breaking their packs. Of course not, but it's better than all of those things are only Afghanistan. Has one First ever international football tournament thought is better? No three of those things combined. Afghanistan plea India, who was defending South Asia

means to kneel to do in the final interpol and other issues, especially press have contributed in the Taliban era. The entire sport was banned even for small children at other. They even feel didn T, even in international competition over fifteen years. But the point is the celebrations, we're classic afghan style and the uncontrolled and incredibly dangerous, despite an official play from their people, police for people not to fire weapons into the air to celebrate. The sky was full of gunfire all night and reports that many of the most intense God for actually came from inside policed patient compounds there was there, was a home event at the stadium thinkable, where general ACT by gave a speech say now. This is the time afghan polarization should learn from national football and, of course,

he's right. I'm they is exactly right. Afghanistan should go and fights India. Isn't that what you say, that's true happiness lives sounds sounds airily, like the aftermath of Julian to Halifax no back in ninety. Ninety three! Well, that's something I could do that football stadium is being used for more football related activities than it had happened under the Taliban. When enough someone went down pretty easily, it wasn't that they just been fell more than wiping shot in the head. So warm thanks to all being pursued beings who see the most satirist for harsh out so how data during the first, if as we hope, you enjoy d, if you are coming for the rest of the run, Do sending your satirical requests particularly come

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in the Bin topsoil this week, the wall that nearly was that wasn't, but that still might be Syria VI and were hp. A strange week in war mongering Andy, where we left you last week, it seemed absorbed in America. It was going online on attacking Syria, with the the Obama administration, pushing its ballistic chips across the table, but then the president decided that he wanted congressional. For a strike, meaning that before the Eu S boat, that plan the White House They need to sell the shit out of it. So that's what I've been trying to do over the past week. The president essentially Navy, to become a war mongering version of a sham while guy on not infomercials eyes. Rocky facility intervention. Damascus is a mess right now, but don't worry for a limited time offer patented series of air strikes will claim that right up all those aftermath-

stains on humanity, will be a thing of the past sovereign gone blood, gone religious tensions, what religious tensions not like this. You can't afford not to get involved coolly, congressmen now of available for limited time, so a forty eight hour meeting sales onslaught was planned. The president had six network interviews planned plus and addressed to the nation on the reports of military action. He was officially adult his role as salesman and chief. What could I do put you in a series of surgical air strikes all seem to be moving in the desired explosive direction and then Secretary of State Joan Carry was asked an open, ended question in a press conference. He

Dan opening and closing his mouth elected sounds coming out and suddenly everything changed. A reporter asked him: is there anything at this point? The government of Syria could do offer. That would stop an attack to which the on message response from carrier closer to being sure like a get out on their knees, and I can't case my angry ball, but for now, instead, they carry went with sarcasm, which is boys avoid having to sum up the su dic international diplomacy, and he said sure he could turn over every single bit of chemical weapons to the international community in the next week turn it over all of it without delay and allow a full and total accounting for that, but he is about to do it and it can't be done obviously going to say I'm sure, To do that, I guess these words would, within hours, come back to back point made

rather the administration that they asked. That's not about the hamper, obviously effect. If he does do it. Oh personally get a tattoo of Bashar Al Assad ass on my ass. That is something that I will do, but that's not gonna happen. Obviously, so milliseconds of carry saying these things? They were sounding pray, cross, gonNA, J K, growling Conover, swiftly on within milliseconds Russia had jumped on his soul, casual offhand, mumbling and said: oh he s a good idea we'll go. It asks area that now I said, melbury many things, but he's not gonna. Do you actually his and he is he's in his business, but even an idiot Child knows when there's an ice cream dangling in front of its face and the jobs to be bombshell led by America, was also keeping key ally. Russia on side was a pretty pretty dangling corneto so ass. I said why not and carry on a barber then said: oh yeah, ok, I suppose it turns out that asking nicely was worth

ago now that I'm not saying John asking nicely should have necessarily been plan, I, but I think it I've been somewhere between plans I and x they were the only by fluke that John, it is. It is incredible. Russia broken today with Syria, seemingly partly just out of spite Russia would be watching, carries Bacon said. Did you just hear what he said. You know what would be really funny, of course, doing exactly what he just said. Couldn't happen, you know just to deal with here how your or has ever been avoided in a more child. Why? What? Official initially said that carries remarks, were I'm quoting a major guph, but then where's your position quickly became that any deal was definitely worth exploring, so carry essentially rift his way. Major policy shift.

Next thing? You know Russia's broke will increase with Syria. He did it and they all can work out of junk areas, but these job good at it. Oh, so terrible he's actually greater it. Basically, blunders whiter pace he's if there was a Nobel Prize for peace, goofing, haze, Andy he's an accident mother Teresa, these a clumsy Dalai Lama, Asia, slaps the gander, Banco slapstick gambling. What's isa, slightly extraordinarily turns out that that's the dungeon needed done within a week now looks like he's. Gonna take a few months, Sir John Kerry said that nobody was actually thinking about you. Tube toothpaste, not handing over chemical weapons are definitely that within it. Putin replied right. Great hands in one do very go taking place and they lived happily ever after the end, so it some It's great news on the war is over all these debates. We in Britain, Denmark, have to give a shit about other stats. Whatever else happens in this

I very much continues with our part of the war is over, in which case pace it out. I just not in that time now, apparently out of nowhere We do seem to have a non military solution to this crisis. That's got to be good news for the Obama administration right. Well, not if you listen to them, Adrian on CNN Nick Fighting Wars said Palmer, Ministration, very much court on the back foot really struggling to catch up with the news. Now, if I was the President Andy and I am not already wouldn't worry about too much about struggling to catch up with the news, because from my experience of watching it, you can just stand back. And watch the news run around in a circle like a headless chickens before tripping over its own dick, then boom. Guess what you're all caught up this. Also these this level of high in gas work from John Kerry, really begs the question was Joe Biden in all events, not an easy one, you don't let him get gotta, let himself get out. Please graft boy, John Kerry, gotta believe

what house right now in a pair of terror like pants. I put me in coach, put me in the game of the brig private pilots are together while running my mouth off our currency and see what is extraordinary. That asking nicely, as Sir has basically word amenity, I guess it helped us work more effectively after financially asked less nicely and tried to look threatening number that just browsing. Parenting, the domes and I'm sure you ve discover with the aura, with your delightful that doggie now Christiana are. I have for my parenting, charisma, daddy, come some candy ever going, you gotta know. Ok, look was outside your bedroom window, a child eating by yesterday's now can do they have a girl you scooter. Thank you. Excellent sharing! Well, The negotiation protest on its advances oldest time itself, pups one of the reasons: this has been a straight and jumped on the deal like a jack up kangaroo. Is the pulse suggest here that America

What overwhelmingly, against any kind of military intervention says, I suggested to start the weight that around seventy percent of Americans were against airstrikes american supported asteroids about as much as they supported Crystal Pepsi and look what happened to them. The Democrats, sale strategy or Syria has been a mess from the start, but that's hardly surprising, as Democrats are terrible at selling things, Syria is just the latest example that currently struggling to sell healthcare to Americans when it will only do the country a huge amount of good. And it also already law anyway, but public opinion. As now stopped America from getting into wars before so I don't know why it has. Now. Why else adviser attempted to sum up what should be one of the president's greatest strength on the news last weekend, but which is actually one of in this context? One of his greatest weakness is, he said one of the things people like about this president is that he talks to people like adults, and he will make clear that there are two sides to every story:

and these are complicated issues- is that is your problem right there Andy you ve tried to sell a war. This is it's all over complicated issues. First, role of advertising when you something something you cannot knowledge, complexity, its grip, you don't advertise milk poisoning, milk, it does he body good, unless of course, you lactose tolerance, in which case it can be a nightmare, sometimes have that we often takes. Doesn't it that's, except that that's a fact you know what in the west, we probably have way too much there in our diet in general to be healthy, but still don't do that its acknowledging complexity, which is why Democrats will never be able to be there if military snake oil salesman, the Republicans I'll look at the White House Chief of Staff Dennis Mcdonough,

It was all over the to hear the earlier in the week making the case for war, saying you ve, seen video proof of the outcome of these attacks. All of that leads to, as I say, I caught strong common sense test, irrespective of the intelligence that suggests that the raging carry this out, This is not a court have law. Unintelligence does not work that way. What kind a of common sense not work that way. What does a common sense. This is not what of law intelligence system one. That y know silence job in the last three. Hundred million potential consumers. This is not complicated, Andy walk. The point is it is, but it can't be. That's the problem politically speaking, you can have no nuance if you want to sell a war, so if they really want to get this done, they should have calling the guys who could have really celebrate Janey Rumsfeld, Bush Abbe, the

eighteen and I'm not telling you all the ice stands for those guys with a base. At selling America, a war that it didn't want and definitely didn't need, they went the Sterling Cuba of war mongering. They knew that sell The war is about brand discipline and Roosevelt said in two thousand and two the idea. This is gonna, be a long long long battle of some kind. These is belied by the fact of what happened in ninety ninety five days or five weeks off. Five months, but it certainly not gonna last any longer than that either Andy Iraq, certainly. I was going to last any longer than five months without placed in any kind of fact. No, Did you say tell you why, of course, because I was well knew how to shovel war doubt people's throats, and it turns out that if you want happy with the boy just bought, you could call is complaints line at one eight hundred gulf enough. If we need to put this in some kind of contexts,

as well as lot of is examined whether compressing complexity, the call by the fact that the rebels are not the kind of nice cuddly rebels that you might want to take home. Now, Some of them are not not stem less than polite. It might have been accused of war crimes by her, the? U N damn is very complicated. Shall we be giving alms to extremists someone is always a risk. John history, history shows that generally arming paper out this is about is risky. Is training your dog to eat, nothing but sausages and Scott, eggs and then taking with you, Wanna Nudist holiday, know it. It might be fine in a dogma even find the whole experience liberating, but it may very well come back to bite you no sooner had Putin spite helped America in these areas. With it again yesterday E published an object,

New York Times. We didn't seem to serve any real purpose other than pacing everyone, all of which is, of course, the ultimate purpose it saves when it comes to preventing any peace. Titled. A plea for caution from Russia poaching presents himself as a level headed peacemaker, which is an interesting if jarring carriage, development of someone who most people view of chillingly ruthless sociopath in the object he argues. We meet stop using the language of force and return to the path of civilized diplomatic and political settlement. I mean sure, I'm sure that's true. I guess I don't think there be many people who would No, that's other, then, of course Putin himself, but the quiver counts released to get high, when he wrote, we need to it was the United Nations Security Council and believe that prison having law and order in today's complex and turbulent world is one of the few wise to keep international relations from sliding into chaos.

That's just a little hard to take the coming from Russia who have systematically Rachel the shit out of any attempt, the Security Council has made a getting a sad to kill it on the killing, a bet to get us to take a genocide chill pill for a bit too little at being lectured by like the landlord about painting few and Naked Willie's on sailing he closed his operate potency by working in personal relationship with President Obama is marked by growing trust. By appreciate this carefully studied is addressed in the nation. Tuesday, and I would rather disagree with a case you might on american exceptionalism, citing the United States. Policy, is what makes America different it's? What makes us exceptional h, extremely dangerous to encourage people to see themselves as exceptional? Whatever the motivation there are big countries and small country?

rich and poor. Those with long democratic traditions and, though still finding their way to democracy, that policies differ to we're all difference, but when we ask for the Lord's blessing, we must not forget that God created as equal, ok Hippy a few things than first one thing: that America, whose objective lamps exceptional at is overreacting. Whenever anyone accuse them of not being accepted, a potent knew exactly what botany was pressing their. Secondly, the whole. We must not forget the goat. This equal malarkey brings a little hollow. One is coming from the same guy, who seems to a quite gay people with mosquitoes. Then. Thirdly, polluted doesn't act to equal himself. Making sure that is constantly photographs was on horses, shitless fishing or shut, listen, a submarine dimension, the way he talks about Russia at a rally. Last year he said we will allow someone to impose their will on us because we have our own will. It has helped us to conquer. We are a victorious people

it's our genes in genetic code poking around a recycling, These are genetically exceptional, even more dangerous, We need to give us some, some contextual who stood by this week in London. I have been a good sort of arms. John there's been a d s E. I by annual arms fat, sailors arena, the world's leading arms trade, Kaboom, Bang, bastard death in January or in his own words a defence and security events. Now I know we like to live in a free world where nations or I love love- is the nations right to sell stuff that goes back on my people fall over and also to sell stuff. It stops other people making different stuff go back and, like other people fall over there, try to for a much too which banana, and it is one of the things which best that in Britain, alongside

for example, the selective recollection of history and having been better stuff ages ago. Well, I guess I guess there ever wasn't that they are when we first there's rain. We ve got to avoid allegations of hypocrisy, which other been got a few flying around the world over the last couple of weeks, and if you and I join afraid, a cell bugle, tee shirts, mugs and Capps at the beetle bokassa come weapon eyes with the autumn brand power of the bugle, then social all weapons manufactured be free to flock at their multi billion pound, high tech weapons and basing their commemorative much so you don't just be nice if we have the decency to stamp all our exports with a a union jack and be the arms trade spiritual logo, they crossed fingers symbolizing. Both fingers crossed hope that they want and up defensively, securing the wrong type of people and the fact that when we bang on about freedom here and democracy, human rights we meet.

Very well have our fingers quality cross behind our backs and no entirely mean it caused as much as our honourable british faces suggest. So I guess You know varies, there's always a risk with these things. It probably find we only sullen too nice despot spots when you flogging banks to countries which have an outburst, frosty relationship with themselves, then you'll get you you're getting into trouble. That's the problem, because Britain's arms trade has had a hypocritical hippo honking. All week after a scandal that emerged, the government, the british government was accused of bread. Taking laxity in its arms controls. Last week after emerged at the officials authorize the export to Syria of to chemicals capable of being used to make siren gas. As recently as last year and the a british company was granted export licences for the subsidies of potassium fluoride and sodium chloride, dual use substances for six months backing. Why way back in two thousand

Twelve Andy serious civil war was very much right. King and concern was already rife? The regime could use chemic. Weapons on its own people, not business Secretary Business Secretary. Only He's responsible for business that is just defending business events, cable and acknowledge that he authorize the export of chemicals knowing full well that they were listed on an international schedule of chemical weapon precursors at the premises. Official spokesmen pointed out that no chemicals will actually exported doing that period site that you see the system working with materials, not exploited the facts that the life statistical revoked and the export did not take place. The provinces view is that this demonstrates that the system is Fucking know doesn't Andy. That is not the point at all. That just proves that the system

in this particular instance is extremely lucky, therefore, giving businesses licence to possess rocket launchers, but trusting that they won't use them if they dont think its appropriate Vince cables. The largest, were granted, because at the time there were no grounds for refusal. What more grounds do you need? yes, he's a murderous dictator with a proven track record of attacking his own people. But to refer MR selling these chemicals would be to suggest only that he might use them, which so rude. The odd in Britain just didn't want to risk, causing a fast protects. The produce way. I'm what about a sand? That is an inflammatory birthday on circumstances or daddy's them. If I don't know that, I think that diplomatic thing to do.

Which I truly monopolies and in full amatory birthday circumstances or daddy's them. If I don't know that, I think that diplomatic thing to do would be to change your birth certificates on September, the twelfth biplanes the war, I'm just gonna budget a couple of days. It doesnt really make any difference, so it won't tell you is it was forty eight this week and am I to understand. A police in Asia is its eyes a strange man. He has this kind of bizarre relationship with it the public image of total understand. What motivates him and he's a few facts. It dug up John, his first child was born in early December, two thousand and one which means that it was conceived and light February or early march of that year around about the exact time that the two thousand and one UK foot and mouth crises began and, at the same time, the detail when started smashing up those historic joint bodies

the balmy on borders in Afghanistan and John, possibly even on the day that the greatest cricketer in history Don Broad died at the age of ninety two The second kid was conceived around the time the war in Darfur began and the space shuttle Colombia exploded, and the third was How would I can solely were embroiled in a court case relating to patents on digital camera technology? Now, I'm not gonna judge other people's personal in sexual proclivities, John, but the Assad surrender some weird shit man, we're dealing with what point you might.

Around the environment's Updike now and unfortunately, when it comes to the environment, the no news is good news. Concepts does not apply environmentally, no news means outrageous, journalistic laziness, overlapping and mounting global crisis, but look there maybe a plan b for the environment and to not plan b in the american sense, which would be to give the other pillar would essentially about the planet that Lord Reese one of Britain's top scientists and the inventor of races pieces delivered super little scientists list, like you, I saw loves himself. I pay nothing. Chocolate to aid delivered a major address on potential scientific backup plans if carbon emissions can't be curbed within a couple of decades. Do too

I probably debilitating diseases of people not really big poverty enough to do it. Some of the options are apparently essentially hacking, the planet's climates by launching most despised saving clouds and triggering blooms in the oceans. And if that sounds like a say Desperate monkey offsets can basically would increase, acknowledges that GEO Engineering is controversial and also admitted that it will be an otter political nightmare. Although you nothing my utter polluted not now, and he will probably going to sleep- and you know maybe dreaming that David Cameron was a fly. He was laughing onlooker horse shit flying over landing on my face, and I couldn't swatted why now we have political nowhere complaint, but this John to me this is absolutely fantastic, new sparrows wicker. We look and I actually cataclysmic rise in temperature. The next hundred years now sixty

three sent great changing life on earth irrevocably, leading to massive political and economic instability, and, as you say, the boffins of say, we may well need a plan b unless, of course, whenever anyone says we might need a plan by translated by the world is no need for blood. I, why are in very clear that this is the I think this is a kind of language on the politicians will understand. I mean, let's just take, doesn't exactly these mirrors launching medicines, but if you tell little love love leopards in no right lover of the russian greens that he's gonna have to reduce Russia's carbon emissions by twenty percent over the next forty years. Well, they just gonna glaze, overrun, start thinking about what journalist HANS bumped off now don't, how cool gulags were. But if you tell Vladimir Putin, the Hague and launch a giant mirror into spice.

Change the sea. You will have his full, undivided attention and probably a complementary ex KGB. This is a way to get these things done, that the maritime snake, I would apparent evolved blasting, whereas into space and strategically placed in them, so that they reflect son sunlight away from the earth. Of course, the other optional would be to turn the mirrors the other way round, to force people to see what complaints twelve involves. Short term must also be addressing this massive problem in any significant way whatsoever that we eat away way away depends, Are you gonna play? Which way you want to point out that there are very other plan base, as well as the John Mirror Plug at the bottom of the Atlantic, find another planet. I we ve heard this week. The Voyager spacecraft is left

solar Sylvia and could easily of coming comes up with another star at some point in a roundabout forty thousand years time, and I start could easily have a planet attached to it so worth us. That's my withdrawing into prior two percent harder at weekends. Also with the with the ozone layer of despair, those price gap to got a bit faster as well to combat rising sea levels. There is a possibility we could, but all land on five may to hydraulic platform. Alternatively, just ask having customer about stuff or leave out french doors the twenty minutes, every like some other are there are things we can do, jump, philosophical, those, let's call those plan c, filing always go swimming just ignore plant bail together fighting all that we can do go back on the old, tried and tested things at a time of crisis, blame a guy's, Bang, contraception or college had so Australia.

Because, as came to step up to the global warming plight, as its previously was, they have a new prime minister, Tony abbots, described as a compassionate conservative attitude. Is it not always and go with a lot of that compassion tends to be directed towards endangered billion is in fact they ve been conducting a breeding programme. A belief in the the boy come in recent years and quite successful around more billionaires than they were meeting that they did it under there the same thing with pandas so abba, Only in his own australian politics has been a total up recently, as Sir I'm sure you found when you were out there about Replace Kevin ROD. And Roger had initially replace John Howard's about six years ago, a basically running on a platform of being of saying, I'm not John, how it it was an out boy, Julia Gilad running only on not Kevin ROD called Robin counteracted Gilad saying I'm not Julia Cloud. Let us now go aim or very powerful.

Neither Julia Cloud having arrived at all ass as old as democracy itself, but Haze Adrian Climate change he described as quotes absolute crap events. If I'm gonna get you ve got your His succinct analysis of reams of reams of scientific research argument and counter argument absolute trap. Science is ninety, eight percent Confidence- Andy, that's that's a fact just voice, or is the fact that ninety eight percent confident scientist, it's just witchcraft with the clipboard basically, but I guess it shows John, a conservative and conservatives to me generally around the world. We ve seen that conservatives are like a small magnetic boy at the bottom. Well during your coin sharpening and wish making festival by Fayette change.

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Very interesting M emails sent in about some some topics of great global importance, like block Syria and others of arguably less global importance, such as Billy Cargan out of the smashing pumpkins, which was a satirical requests that was sent in fair enough. It's about time, someone satirizes that Savage desperate down a penalty, and am I sent me a link to a story about Billy Cargan aged forty. Six starring in quotes a wrestling things: furniture at four, a wacko, wacky Chicago retailer, which I think highlights a very important issue, John and its well them to Billy Cargan. From this meeting

in writing this, and that is the rock stars. Meet furniture. Two is also involved in the sideboard for sex, often its campaign and, of course, the pumpkin. Sir John. Imagine your big fan. Outlook bands broke from the early ninetys renowned for their densely, like guitar sound, an Ax Phil Lyrics, but in fact, gorgons obsession with furniture was clear in some of the pumpkin early album tracks, including I'm so miserable that I could do with a good sit down brackets on the 1950s just to feel since he was so strangely proportions, coffee table I miss Lovelace, mahogany, plum, stand and, of course the platinum selling might pain it is like a well might covered, so were all out things old thing, sir I'll think sent in another request. Assent in asked me to satirist spot

what's commentary and in particular the unnecessary verbiage spouted by sport. Commentators notices, selves in on massively important issue of global social political importance. In particular, Roach Laurent, sufficient in the phrase he's only acts years of age. It warned me up no end what from what you're saying he's twenty five Just don't do they feel it gives a commentary on needed bumper compulsory, or do they just get special training to to force to fall? the use of long winded phrases were short ones. Would don't I thought? Well, if you can some that complaint to anyone on. Probably the last person in the world, you wanna be sending it to an old fellow. Let's give the sports commentator some respect. These people are the poets of the twenty first century. There arts need space to breathe, and this after the same kind of guy who complain about Shakespeare,

fourteen fourteen lines of prime sonnet banging on about always wondering whether ought not to compare some chicky fancy to a summers day when he could quite easily have bold it down to a simple uncommon, guided flaw. Overloaded, toes that bagel or even of the Bible fangs on and on and on how we could to summarize the old testament, as are the new testament, is basically Jesus. I don't be a dick and also why what at all well bore the right in the whole of animal farm. When you gotta give paraded around with a fuck, you stolen banner, so am, I guess, sewing on different things mean different things to different people. John, but just do a email in your satirical requests, preferably about ugly, more important issues. Them sports commentary. Verbiage also add the yes, it's annoying when small companies do that, but let us not throw out the baby with the bathwater. Let us not forget the finest moment: Esparza

Three regarding some website, which is citadel, concentrating on the dark side when Alexander of muscle Only was thirty: three it cried salty is because there were no wells left to conquer Eric. Bristol is only twenty. Seven good question for you. Now the same things

ten by Monday, only stay in seventeen. Thirty six Daniel Fahrenheit they celebrity temperature scale inventor died is obsessed with temperatures is scarce, still used for temperatures in America and so useful body temperatures as well in fact done overrun how its final words were. Ninety two, ninety, eighty, seven, I have a feeling of actually one seventy six I'll hang on. This is not looking good. Is it seventy one, sixty five speeding up fifty nine fifty four along dead, they died down a sixteenth of September, seventeen thirty six or they couldn't on cells. You scale of dying on the second of July, nine hundred and forty seven there's a quick, Daniel Fahrenheit he's a useless there's, a jobs.

That has no use whatsoever in two hundred and forty six bugles Andy. I just I don't know why that is more relevant than the rest. I think that is completely irrelevant. That's not some claim your making John could suddenly cleaning is really lie. Rosy, oh, I know, locking Fahrenheit die a long time ago. You got a bunch of lies before and then you're converting he's dead, it is Celsius. I think at that point you so far removed from any purpose of a joke. You are in a new the philosophical limbo advocate Daniel Fahrenheit Coins, which are the following, is true. I Daniel Fahrenheit calibrated his famous temperature scale using such marking points as the melting point of ice. The ideal toads bring temperature of a bath defined as the moment that becomes

the optimum temperature for the underhand squelching and the temperature which an old video cogia, starts to get ready. Grumpy. If you live in a car, be he had a lifelong fare of mushroom pizza and at the sight of a single slush, would burst into there is an hide in a cupboard shouting. No, no even pineapple is better than this signal is it is widely used as a derogatory term by climate change sceptics will, I was thinking much. Some a cottage in the countryside could be done into coal fired power station, but I'll expect little Danny Fahrenheit would have something to say about that or D Daniel Fahrenheit favorite composer was your Highness bond Jovius and becomes the answer if they're all partially true, I he did not use the armpit to scale out the temperature. Ninety six degrees marked out the temperature of the human armpit be probably would affect mushroom paycheck. His parents both died on the same day, meeting poisonous mushrooms, which one

both your parents do that you have to really have to look at yourself and say: what am I, the most annoying child in the world, see if further, if little Danny found out is not used or that, then it should be and de bomb Jovi, the actual descendants of Janius Bunch. Obviously, eighteenth century polish impose their second out was entitled seven thousand eight hundred degrees Fahrenheit after they supposed melting point of rock scenario. Long wait on site very most, what went wrong and read it out loud will read them internally, but we run out of time. That's we're gonna leave the studio. Do given coming into involve a bugle broadcast dot, come you're satirical request if you're coming to my show with the day, you're coming onto satirizes, etc

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