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We ended the secular, morally and won. The FCC was now accepting comments and pointing out an email address which those comments would presumably be welcomed, at which point all hell appeared to break loose. The commons Paisley FCC soon went down and they send out a tweet saying we ve been experiencing technical difficulties with our common system due to heavy traffic, we're working to resolve these issues quickly, and they seem to express technical travels from the next couple of days, which became a bit of a story in and of itself, giving more attention to the issue, driving more people to the comments pages making them crash again. My role in this is not entirely clear and definite led to one of the strangest encounters of my life. Yesterday morning I was walking to the CBS studios to do an interview CBS this morning. Just do generally promote the show and ass. I walked up the road authority. Mamsie reports it with Cameroon is handed. I thought. Oh that's, exciting. Someone like a little cool j must be on the show, wonderful

to meet him. Then the teams, a reporter, started, walking towards me, and I thought oh, he must want to know. What do I well killed? You pull J is likely to come out of, and then he lifted up his camera. On pointed at me- and I thought oh shit, because I've never been interviewed by teams a before and the thousand streak. I was very happy with Frankly not be pinging anywhere near their radar, but I'm afraid that street is now a fact. It can come to an end. The guy said to me: you cross the FC website. Can you tell us quickly what net neutrality is all about to which are basically said? No, I can't tell you that quickly, it's a lot more complicated than we have time for here at the side of the road through she said. What can you tell me what the biggest problem facing America right now is to

Joe replied. To be honest, you pretty much embodying at them. A proud of Andy is just doing his job, although lots of people of use that as a defence in the past retention, pretty appalling things, I'm not sure those core excuse enough, and I certainly think that it was an unusable enough answer that it is unlikely ever to appear on three aims: a meeting that technically my street contained use when one either people that broke the news of Michael Jackson die terms that maybe they break that kind of news. I dont know five year programme, particular one but yeah. They break lots of news, basically people dying celebrities nipples appearing brought family three months, you keep your top on. While I was talking to you who are now, it's amazing how instinctively you just end up having a nip slip on that

well so that even a very exciting, while also had a very, very busy week of the most extraordinary thing happened to me? John, are made more mature fa cup of me, so soup indicate choice, yeah, just some me so pace and put some boiling water and watch cross the garden too much yet, and this early flew at me and others flapped away with my hands and walked to the sheds, sat down to tackle Superman may so so as it did in bayonet, inadvertently, slider be with soup. You missed them. We argued yourself a basic sir. It s been a big day says Beagle to have one for the weak, ending fraud at a sixth of June, twenty fourteen, seventy years since day, one of the most pivotal events in human history a day of planet, shaping heroism, sacrifice and bravery.

As it will always be known in my family day, one of great uncle, no buts, extremely badly schedule school french exchange trip. Mozart girls and boys most and castles, and Beagle too one. Could I have a friend call to seven one of the spanish guy used to go into raptures, the former is eaten cricketer Roger toes with playing on the Tele, so we called him. Two's haven't one is so long as always, a section of the vehicle is going into bed. This week, a driverless Carl section after Google announced the development of the self driving car. We ask the important questions about this. Are exciting technology one? What of it? so we go wrong with that too. Will this technology, Well I'll be followed by the automatic, manned ambulance and they spring loaded, lamppost, He too in one and bomb retorted mechanical pathological, pathological. Take it and, more importantly, will it take off London. I cannot see London's drivers spin interested John. Unless this car drivers car comes with a button that you can press to make the vehicle automatically drive

absolute. Otherwise I learned that drivers will not be interested that section in the bin, to absorb these weak or your new? this presents its the royal round up and just to be clear. This isn't a royal round up in the French sent this isn't the guillotine base checking with royal family members across Europe. Having said that, it does feature some crowns being dropped. We start in Spain with King one Carlos or K J C, as he tags all his girlfriend is mainly graffiti images of him in a crown to be honest sitting in various thrones and lifting whites, which he decay and paint or the sort of trains in Spain in the middle of the night. That's not the point, King Carlos to the country, and indeed the continent by surprise this week when he abdicated it was about the timing. That was the surprise. It was their family abdicated at all. He has famously said kings

abdicate they die in their sleep. In fact, he was also reported ones joked with Queen Elizabeth II, real, and only queen, saying both of us will die with our crowns on towards the queen is presumably now going also go about her out on the road or dead and users of historically yes by, was had a bit of a bad run recently after making its fast the impact, with a devil to stop choking at my difficult ornaments in exchange for going economically more belly up than a pregnant hippopotamus trying to explain to another hippopotamus what luge is and now it's about its I'm glad you about that. Now, as King King, Juan Carlos, the pre, whereas hung up is Crowley's, quotes the monarchy. Dies. Citys Mitch, seventies nowadays had a few mute media blue purse, but quite a story, but he was a appointed to the throne by General Franco. The notorious des bought fascist

civil war, mongering mass murderer, human rights abuse or oppression of minorities. Man, this guy had a lotta, Hobbes, platinum level sectors an all round certified. That's that's not the traditional way to counter the priorities and the traditional ways, of course, being born after just stating for nine months, drachen stomach before being shot out of his mouth onto a golden cushion. So that's that's a new way. To become market. While I stayed out twenty twentieth century using any use more modern technology in other than the dragons womb, I wouldn't call us ported bones Franco's back to bring freedom and democracy despite an offer. The big effort fondly popped is long overdue, closure. Nineteen, seventy five. He prompted massive political, social changes in the country and on the white took some time out, sir from clinging stuff to scupper a military coup. Tonight. You want not only got a frown spine back to the Franco era But more importantly,

a serious doubts on the nations ability to house the nineteen eighty two football World CUP, so we really site is nation and a number of a number of ways. That's the interesting thing he voluntarily gave up basically dictatorial powers, the inherited from Franco and successfully stayed spine, into the democratic country that is today full of incredible new fields and with an uncanny ability to keep the boy all thanks to him being on the throne. Also came with certain perks for college. I say: not only did he get his pointy headgear that was given that was his to cape. I also had a pact with the price. They not publish information about any love, or any scandalous dealings business that he or anyone around they might become involved in and you do not like it slug bandy without the intention of making full use of it. If that is not a hypothetical

So that is a sledge hammer, you wish to walk around King Juan Carlos had something of a wandering sector over the years. Despite is publicly squeaky, clean image, he has hardly say some well travel family jewels oppress. Eventually decided that this pact was built on bullshit, which led to the story a few years ago, which we actually covered on the bugle, ok Juan Carlos being caught in the height of the worst economic crisis, its spanish memory secretly travelling to Africa to hunt elephants with a woman who has no his wife. It was an amazing story that was extremely folly to almost everyone except the wife and the elephants in question but both of avail absolutely terrible for being involved in completely different ways. So this is just one of the controversies that has recently stacked up like a big plate of really tasty. Have that involves a pig's like all, be honoured to be made into that,

and this I don't bugle issue one hundred ninety one it was so asked his country was wallowing in the economic slurry shut out all over it by the merciless Agnes of the global financial crisis, a monarch of divorce, water to shoot that's not wrestling elephants might have been ok that at least would have been a kind of honourable contest, a dignified modoc, more indulgent elephant. Jousting now would have a beef with that. That should be no limping sport in my book. Admittedly, my book is full of bullshit, incoherent, Polly, Sub edited and things most things should be a limp exports, apart from some sports that our limping sports and yours, shoot bears to be fair to white collar. So there's not just an anti elephant thing on its a kill or be killed world outlet. The problem was that, from this point on his image was so stained. That was real concern that he might permanently damaged the future of the spanish monarchy if his royal. I remind abdicated. Hence these weeks, that he was going Aberdeen bye, bye, although it workmen

This is by no means solves the spanish Royal families problems. In fact, it might actually given a few more issues to get their golden heads around because he like the Pope, was really supposed to leave his job by dying. There's no clear plan for working Juan Carlos or Ex king, Juan Carlos Uncolored, Juan Carlos, is going to live now. Who will pay for his living expenses, which makes sense because again he's really supposed to be living in the ground and in fact, not really living at all. Also, while he was king, he had full immunity from prosecution, a right that he used to reach a very to pointing zero bank robberies that makes an and understand this, but but that fact might become important as it currently faces to separate paternity suits, which he may now have to face, and that was the key problem. Andy he lived. His life lucky's penis was immune from prosecution, but now

the chickens have come home to roost on that painters, Andy and it may well be taken off in paying this carefully and be forced to appear with these pulls a nice high costs of swine fever. First off to the Elgin Johnson. I'm, not a hundred people. Traders had a meat, even prosecution feeds. Same thing here, is that this is just part of a patent. European abdication in the past eighteen months alone, two kings One queen have given up their jobs for life, the jobs for which an exit interview was really supposed to be getting lowered into the queen better in the Netherlands, was the first oil to resign passing on the dutch crown, which is, of course, an entire ease. I'm cheese with a whole caught in the middle passing

onto her son, Willem Alexander. The reason she guy was that age. Seventy five. It was time to give the crown to someone younger just a few months after that, Belgium's Albert, the second, the king of Belgium, the head waffle in chief, as he's also known, he gave up the belgian crown, which is, of course, how choked waffle with whipped cream squatted on the trail. He did this after a string of scandals and controversies and his son Phillipe took over. He was seventy eight when he left the belgian thrown, which is, of course. She might have waffles with strawberries Virgil, all of which makes you look England's current coin Andy, who is nearly ninety years old we currently refusing to abdicate or die, and in doing so is full. I royal bird at her son subjects, God and all the weak kings and queens who couldn't hack it and gave up its emphatic

The newspaper here in Britain said the abdication of wine. Carlos should send shivers through the House of Windsor, I'm not sure it will sudden shivers John. Ought I don't think the coin has any intention of breaking the tradition of leaving her job in a box. Queen Elizabeth, secondly, exists, will face of many? Will feudalism who rigging spectacular, are falling popularity by doing and sighing absolutely nothing? I'm doing inciting absolutely nothing quite brilliantly she's, very the Jimi Hendrix of constitutional neutrality and carelessly Do you think she needs to modernize, though, because one thing she represents the nation that is modern Britain, John she's, been on the front for sixty two years. She's been a Christian for that in time. A time Britain is a nation has changed. I believe she has a duty a nation that is modern Britain to become a lesbian muslim for the rest of her life, and I think that would do a lot to help Britain move forward into the twenty first

entry, is a modern nation, waiting minorities. Not think that, could we her greatest legacy I was even in action this week delivering the historic queen speech. These state open your parliament, the events of Palmprint pageantry that is as historic as it is. Finally embarrassing. She travels to the in her new diamond jubilee carriage, which is quite similar to our carriage, but which is pulled my horses speakers in their asses and lights on this page, as always, we ve written for her by ministers, meaning that she's used basically is a parliamentary puppets to make this page something of a clean, carry Oki machine. It's a time when government speech writers have the option of getting together, wondering what do you think we ve got to say this year and that kind of power means that this is an unforgivable wasted. Opportunity

year after year after year. It means that speech this year involved line such is. My government legislative programme will continue to deliver on its long term plan to build a stronger economy and a fairer society when they could Andy they could have made our say. My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and there, like it's better than yours, downright is better than yours. I can teach you, but I'd have to

large la la la la la warmer top la la la la la the boys are waiting instead. Instead, we got a pro forma speech, announcing eleven new bills, with pension reforms, new rights for fucking firms, unlimited power to recall any misbehavior Mps. It was shocking, bore written what John? What was, what would it was that some of your own poetry, aura, no anti that was Kelly Star- was a police. My milkshake, the famous Kelly song milkshake, brings all the boys to be all right: We observe that I'm a bit behind on colleagues the Anti Lactose intolerance propaganda, so she's idea is constitutionally. Basically a run burgundy and then consider governments about is what you are, Basically I was not gulf yourself. Sadly, I go but gulf yourself in

whoever isn't lumber the only moment of drama came when one of the queen's page boys, dressed in an outfits which will Thornton for the rest of his life, finds it. He had been carrying her train ass, she walked into the chamber and they were standing by her and collapse for the loud funds. After she spoke of the need to wars to to work towards. I- and I quote: comprehensive nuclear agreement with IRAN, literally on the word, IRAN he passed out and Prince Charles and Camilla. Apparently again, I quote showed concern as help was called to assist him and he was carried out of the chain. I will say that one day they didn't show concern by getting up and can do anything to help a collapse, but as for the queen, she was loaded for not being distracted and continuing to read this speech without appearing to break our delivery. There's that classic maternal policy that she's famous for Andy I'll tell you why she didn't break our delivery. She couldn't give a shit

That's. Why? Oh, is that page poor broken just whereupon on the pile with the others and get me a new one? So all this talk of a fairer society. This has been quite a big story in Britain over recent recent answers every sort of economic figures scrabbled over like a toy zebra and aligning closure and the age old, philosophical questions are debated, such as its economic recovery, is still an economic recovery. If the only people who notice it we're rich enough not to have actually notice the original downturn in the first place and dumb, there's a sense that wasn't my have trickled down economics wherever she, those at the bottom benefit from the sea preach of money from the top down the trouser leg, fr. I took care of practicality. We also seem to be having this country trickle of austerity, wherein those at the bottom have their livelihoods slashed, in the hope that eventually, those let's hope will be shamed into acting with a semblance of financial restraint, but there aren't any discernible signs that it works publicly. Rode out John. She will not be affected by any pity any discernible,

pity or emotion or in any way on. Part of this, as you say, is because she arrived in spectacular style in that year, phenomenal new set of banker wheels. It was an amend the new queen Nobel pimps up and blame out with some quality artifacts Bit from historic ships, including those indictments victory, which he won the battle of Trafalgar before turning to very top of the night naval warfare game due to a career, ending death, musket balls from the battlefield of Waterloo would from a door of downing Street slivers from the stone of skyward you'd only for carnations, but some old aeroplanes and cathedral- some other. How often I have been in my colleague, John thinking. Oh, if only I had some cathedral heroic drivers, forces are like knowing that God he's gonna kill me safe. It's also a historic objects, and british history, such as MRS Newtons Recipe for Wigan Apple Pie, that lift up in the kitchen. After her boys came home, were in real life one afternoon in the park sitting on the trees and the interior.

Door handle of this carriages made from the incrusted penis of the notorious seventeenth century left, Oreo, king, Charles, the second, it's quite quite spectacular, and each door handle My boy specialist Euro, New Zealand, was individually decorated with tee tea for diamonds and one hundred Thirty sapphires, just in case, because when you are creating a new opening, your car door, you won't be able to think this door handle could pay for an entire cool. Come on Britain. Now your political also features a number of mud cons. Six hydraulic stabilizes, covered in gold leaf fitted to the carriage to ensure a smooth rides is best placed to heavy hydraulic stabilizers covered in gold because, if you're a coin, how. You even know your being hydraulics. Stabilizers thought the old prince S, gonna pay story, a true rule. We'll find any vehicle really ready bumpy if it

on golden crusted, hydraulic stabilizes. That's how late traditionally tell roles apart from them the impostors, but only problem was, as you suggested earlier, they spent so much money on getting out the new caught with all this rather tackled ostentatious stuff touch the hip, about. It's finished, ramming it full of the shavings of history that they run out of money on couldn't but of being engine, and so that a strap alot of horses on the front. So it would move W J frankly to yes, fret, frankly, massive frightening, Fine Chris Fragmented, it's my favorite carriage make. It just shows us rightly and cracking carriage microfinance. Is this what makes it all because we must work towards a queen waiting all this public money in a tone of Austria Deanna completely unnecessary new set of wheels. But it wasn't fact a gift from a man. Who grew up in the australian outback who makes carriages and haste he re mortgage, his own house to pay for this two point: seven million pounds com

And I'm gonna tell us: gotta live his life or spend is waged by cattle, cannot imagine sitting at home thinking. Why won't somebody please make a completely unnecessary two points: million pound carriage for the quaint. Somebody has to do you. Else now we have an email from Andrew in Johannesburg, and this is the christian Andy in pretty good order finishing and eighty nine Kellerman to full rice with boys. Put you, I guess. That's just stamina live salmon across nor speed I'll bet you over ten metres and denying a non kilometers. You might have the edge these past Sunday. The comrades marathon took place to place in South Africa, and I do not kilometre running race between the cities of

I daresay place and Dublin pit behind you anyone character. That's it joined the rice. I was closely tracking the women's fail divide, a friend who was aiming to finish in the top twenty at the fifty eight Cromer to mark a name appeared in the top. Fifty women, which caught my eye Eve buglers of Great Britain, could you possibly be the first woman to subscribe to the bugle? Did you have a particle of Adam who placed the first order for Bugle T shirt? Eve clearly had a good placing strategy coming forty, nine and fifty eight kilometres to finish as the thirty fourth women in seven six, seven, fifty five, forty six years in running trivia, Andrew yeah, so there you go, but what I will say that she didn't win. We all renouncing eve like girls, we're announcing soundly interested in winning over the view, yet only one. That's that's why I've never enter the London Marathon, certain Otis,

what I'm saying while we may hear if we didn't, we could when it, even though they clearly come when I type ass students into math, and rightly so, for and they can actually when it was upon you to all these trifles Chris, their amity. You actually way I've never want to single out, never won a rice. Now loser. I've never will have set personal best seem rice where I've come. A few thousand play second happened. I've never ever lost a single triathlon. That makes me a better triathlon than Eucharist. Yet statistically my career, that's a better than yours, anytime. You want to save ii on, that's not what I will say It's ok variables coming into info at the legal body. Cast companies, your listening, a burglar audition, silly help you change your name for the honor of its port. Give us and stop running so stupidly fell world and World John. I will be your poor.

Watching live from the World CUP exclusively for the bugle from South Powlett? Well from London? Just five thousand seven hundred miles from how Paolo in Brazil, where in just one weeks time the whiting will be over on the football, can begin asking the driving time wasting tactical negativity, shouting referees bleeding my referees and Davy over analysis of referees as the World CUP John, the World CUP it alone. Does not get any better than the one week before a world cup. For me, the anticipation before They saw the disappointing reality of Millville Drawers kicks in smell of a war charred and they just unfolded blue type, the corners This is all this time in that dances oldest swat and a thousand polly you gonna get by the nineteen thirteen First, we gotta have even had working time begins for me, and it does so what time begins for Uruguay think without they wanted a bundle of ten one year ago.

I did I kind of welcome priority, independent ex post, the link on the hello Beetles Twitter, if aid, but it just one wait next Thursday, one week from delays we, gold, Brazil Croatia and the excitement is building like a Lego obsess child. So many questions was a cam Brazil triumph the home. So I really hope they do. John could always in India, when India on the cricket woke up on homes, Andy nationwide friends of excitement almost woke Gandia up. Although abiding memory that Georgia Clayton was on the streets afterwards, in which I was the victim of some quite horrific racial abuse. When this color of fair young, Indian, let's pulled up alongside me, just in the streets round on the window, shouted go home, white Man and Ethel man. That is that, if so nineteen forty but then I remembered I was ass. He do to go home the following day, so they could just me I want, but if it Brazil does, when the World CUP on home soil, the ban

Up and down could call South America to flip North America into the air like a pancake, the continent sharing over the Panama Canal, definite weak spot coming out a bit of askew angle out and out in the Pacific and adjust. By Well John. I think the Brazil generally make or break the world about the post. Some flair so. We all time brazilian sides play football, so beautiful made. You want to dig up long, dead relatives, blossom, very strong coffee in their thousands faces and shout you doing being dead. You idiot wake up and watch this great to see by the way you look terrible, really kings arable and I used to learn tat the old road from the funeral parlor. It is filthy and that, of course, except that, I think, is english. Italy, classic confrontation, Dante versus Shakespeare, dementia versus former kids, tv artist, Tony hearts, Pavarotti versus Catch Google and Brunelleschi used where more in Florence, against the smashed up shelter in the eight to forthrightness one other.

All time great cultural classics. Their bill has been Saudi overshadowed by the controls over the the revelation of the Qatar. It might have been rigged. Revelations go awarding a world cup to a country in a desert, the size of EAST Anglia, with a population, the size of EAST Anglia and slightly less, Britain football than, for example, Eastern did. I was about a surprising, a revelation as discovering the captain. Scott at some point said words the effects, yes chaps. It is a little bit on the party side, but to take you into the world. We have been delving around in the BBC archives to the last on the World CUP was held in Brazil back in nineteen fifty, and there was a famous clash, John between my country, England, and your country. The HU. I cite in that World CUP part enough has been much talk of an american media recently in the city of Belarus. Dante and monitoring of the original Babyship commentary from was one of the greatest upsets in the history of world football that rather punctured

the assumed superiority of English football Andy's funding level American captured really is terribly go to them to turn up for the game up against the founding fathers of football. Of course, England look available faces the American so excited to be allowed to play and when we can only applaud despair to sportsmanship, which has given them like lambs to this appalling slaughter to come. Take the rightful God given punishment, to be duly meted out by the greatest footballers in the world come finish: TAT, Mortensen, Billy right and we don't want to wag late in people's faces. The great standing Matthews, not even playing today, might keep this Gordon single figures if we're being polite in the referee exact about starting gave, has worded the American by producing apologizing. What about happened to them, but the whistle to his lips had that's good way. Tremendous far there will be a lot of girls. They will stop flooding in from those ever so angry spook. These will be tremendously valley to thirty eight minutes later,

they'll, know rather polite display by England. So far, most considerably allowed our american friends to enjoy the first off before putting them fairly in their place. After half time of King Hell, America's gotta go. What does that get outta? My prayers have named. I didn't even considering them little giant running off rather heavy. I well. I guess it's gotta be ten, while, instead of Dell Deadly, no biggie no biggie, while I'm in the non Gm Mini England, something more useless, raises a shape products, Shack that manage your boat all right, but I say I'm gonna smashed up a restaurant in Europe in a fountain back to London, humiliating most humiliating dies in english football history. So that its full

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