Audio newspaper for a visual World hello, buglers, at welcome to issue four thousand and thirty. Six of the bugle, the weekly a factor gram with all the latest scientific proof about the existence of the human. And the universe it so reluctantly, I am emeritus professor of exaggerating my own qualifications live in London, where we haven't but even a single general election in about a month. Now democracy is withering on the vine. As we speak, let me have my say, sorry not say my lunch, but I meant lunches at midday and that breakfast bagel has already

digestive itself did you know and his affect you the list. If a Jew, it's a bicycle, it is fifty percent more nutritious than if a gentle leads a sandwich. That's that is a religious facts joining me today for the fifth time on the view, but the first time all the best the side of the equator come on southern hemisphere, six point: seven billion people can't be wrong. Welcome back live in London, just one tables with, why, for me, that is about ten thousand miles less than loss of use on the show it's Alice Fraser. All this is so much better than when I was hiding in the a b c disabled toilets, trying to get a connection with you guys last time out of context that that that much the way it, but that that is basically how the lost recording happen.

You are always being David out of various places in the ABC trying to find a quiet corner, I mean what is technically a place where you're meant to be able to record things, but apparently enough blood to hide in the toilets. Good good good to me hundred just a he studies, the art in the toilet, one also taught in the Todas play, plays guitar in the thought. Rich, a new producer Joe this week, your guitarist Ani. I am yes, I have how how do for the tortoise acoustic from a no can Hendrix mimicry point of view, all of us, the it would be. Seven tell you just to take full salute around with the old times just to get. That really echo. Is that what they have so many people to lose of festivals answer warming up. I understand that this is Google. Four thousand and thirty. Six. Four: thirty six interesting Lee, the last personal pin number of Henry, the eighth that we use for his passwords and a lot of users- life. Of course, the six that came from. Obviously the number of wives

he had full. I was the number of wives dead or alive, who still have heads north was the number wives, he'd ever had to do. Look at him a bit funny when he started telling him how some of his previous relationship that ended and three was the number of spouses he got beheaded. That's right recently released okay, suggest that he did actually marry said Thomas more and was possibly the first gay wedding in british british history, as it must not actually proven, but you know there's just you draw the Venn diagram between people, Henry the eighth beheaded and wives, and there's a good chance someone's going to fall into by accident Julie, I'm not a mathematician. That was the choice they gave, Sir Thomas more when they offered a job as head of more or less. We've got called in early with the wet plate joke. Let's go to Improvements will improve Andy. This is the bugle for the tenth of July twenty one thousand seven hundred years through the second, since the first time, anyone used

Praise so has anyone got a plan b after the first World WAR had quite literally got stuck in the mud. One thousand nine hundred and sixty seven was on this day the first rumors that a fleet of aliens ships that attacked the world, moving slowly horizontally, side to side and firing bombs downwards. They were eventually defeated after an increasingly frantic defensive effort by laser cannon. It was never officially confirmed, but just eleven years later, the first space Invaders Computer game came out. Join the dots people joined the dots in one thousand five hundred and eighty four on the tenth of July, just four hundreds and thirty three short years ago, the first ever assassination of a head of state with a handgun, the celebrity assassini on the

Asian of being king, William, the silent he was, the the victim help to very much live up to his name by the sixteenth century. Shootist balfe was all Gerald now about this Gerald who, amid amid king he's, been very silent pretty much ever since King William. This ought to be for George, was captured after quite literally tripping over a pile of rubbish with a black hat tied to his waist is ministry fun and his sentence was Davis, had burned off with the rental on to have fresh told him is bugs in six different places to be courted and disemboweled. Do you have his heart rate from his still life body and thrown in his still conscious flex and then just in case decapitated. In the mean time would have one hundred and thirty kilograms weights dangling from his toes. He would be a last your Poland whipped. Obviously, then the wounds

police made in honey and then left for a coach to lick the holly off of some part of it goes wanted no part of this and if it breaks itself a new so strange because they don't approve of honey click, click amazing to have gone level of an offering of honey, Raleigh North improving of the wounded human flesh element to veganism yeah. I got a good stunt respect humans brought the do respect be respected, be well that's good to hear also Balthazar at his feet, crushed in roasted, which is may not really then, if you're a potato, let alone a human foot, then of course a cheeky little blast of sleep deprivation? What's his hands and feet were tide together, forced to wear shoes might have dogged leather, which is very untrendy at the time

well, the other humiliation it is all but surrounded. Yes, he was jabbed with miles, because why wouldn't you I only had burning bacon fat pulled all over it, which income tax was probably the highlight, at least that would have please do not repost a not kosher. No, I don't know if Balthazar Gerard was into interculture food or not, but it sounds like the absolute definition of overkill. Yes and also does raise questions about the quality of his lawyer yeah, Balthazar Good NEWS we've managed to get the having marmalade licked off your open wounds by donkey transmuted to having honey, licked off your open, moons player goat? So I think that's definitely a step forward, Hopefully, we can now sleeping branded and then forced to wear an alcohol soaked shirt. I'm sorry, I didn't tell you, but it did. I saw that in the small print anyway hope to get bumped down to clamping in ages under a ten volume encyclopedia. While someone plays table

this with your eyeballs, my invoices in the post. Could you please pay that before the bit where they rip your heart out and chop your head off? That doesn't mean I'm not super hopeful about the appeal. That seems a harsh sentence for any crime. Really yeah yeah, the like. But how can we kill him? But more, I don't know. Officially this to me is one of the reasons we left Brexit is this kind of european, excessive bureaucracy and compromise. Clearly this is happened on the a lot of people wanting to have that site. You ended up with a ludicrously convoluted Does everyone have their, but it's gone way too far that that sentence. I recognize a lot of people's minds when we vote it's just over a year ago. Alice I mean look, it does drop recidivism rates significantly yeah well protected positive in that yeah. I don't think Balthazar Gerald ever assassinated, another head of state with a handgun again so

I'll go with the stats? Cannot argue with the steps anyway, that was in one thousand five hundred and ninety four one thousand nine hundred and twenty eight on the seventh we're recording on the seventh of July on this day Alice. Eighty nine years ago, sliced bread was sold for the first time, pre sliced bread, one of the most significant landmarks in the history of idioms of well, I mean 'cause, obviously that led to the best thing since sliced bread suggesting that up till nineteen twenty eight seventh of July there was a different thing by which good things were compared: yeah, just people laying a slice of ham on a loaf annoying at it right. So the best thing since the open ham sandwich. Yes, exactly progress is progress, as always a section of the beagle is going straight in the bin. This week, it's a summer films section. We review the picnic moody, art house, french offer,

original title loop, picnic in which a teenage boy has a coming of age, picnic in which an older woman teaches him how to grudgingly pretend to enjoy it in carrot, batons and celery sticks whilst being harried by a wasp and warning about impending rain, starring come about phone slush and the star of afternoon or the cloudy beach by the same director. Juliet are in clamber for the I new animation coming out of the big animation studios in America and massive Ides generic animated characters in a mirror Only self satisfied, plot voice by famous people have clearly found in in one afternoon long awaited follow up to all other family films it's going to be great for the summer. Also coming out this week, we review big old cities to the controversially titled but slow moving documentary about the restoration of a series of large murals by the 16th cent

italian renaissance painter Titian, just about getting bums on seats, it and also in the summer film section, we interview the Hollywood blockbuster a clavicle, scray horn about new preemptive Eunice, equal justice motor five, both the first and fifth installments of the brand new hyper franchise justice, most of which are set to hit the screens. This weekend's gray home please judge Frank Clank who drives his four wheel. Automated Lamborghini courtroom, at breakneck speeds around the streets of America on a dispensing on the spot off the dashboard justice, with a side groove meaningless, tangential, incidental violence, reaching the parts of society. The legal system cannot or will not reach running action and technical legal arguments all the way, as Judge Clank, chases down the prosecution humvee and the defense motorcade at speeds in excess of very fast. Indeed,

with an even more thrilling edge of the seat. Verdict seen whilst Judge clank careers down a mountain rd with no brakes, Strayhorn explained about the pre sequel. Obviously, we haven't yet made Justice Motor Justice motor to appeals on wheels justice, motor three verdicts in the room, room or even GM, four hundred and twelve angry kilometers, but by bringing out Justice Multi five hearings on the highway first before the others, we thought we could make. It seem like a successful film charge that keeps just churning out the big ones year on year, regardless of quality, and that means ticket sales. Strayhorn explain the justice. The French always says also already skipped out to spin off tv series, a service station litigation and two will test the most about my just right. In order to give the commercially advantageous impression, the justice Motor has already outgrown its own success and it's probably worth going to see in the cinema just to see how they still draw

and it out, even though you know it's probably going to be shipped next films in the franchise justice, motor eights, one last case and justice, motor nine Another one last case are due out in twenty twenty two and two thousand and twenty four respectively hoping to make people think. Oh, no, I must have missed part six full tilt testimony an part, seven subpoenas at speed, an for kouts. There harden ticket money once again that section in a bit. I don't believe in those action movies. You know just subpoenas extension, Dory

N Korea missile mess. The United States is cautioned on Wednesday that is ready to use force, if need be, to stop N Korea's nuclear missile program, but it said it preferred global diplomatic action against Pyongyang for defying world powers. N Korea test launched a ballistic missile that could hit Alaska and Kim Jong Moon, called it a gift package to the US on the fourth of July, which look it's not a great, gift. I mean I'm quite good at going. Oh just what I always wanted when someone gives me a fidget spinner, but the threat of nuclear war not on the GQ mantastic list of ten great gifts that will blow her underpants off. Did you know that jouna is actually just his nickname. It's short for Kim Jong Moon pleasant. I did not know that, but it does it it stacks up and this behavior it really. It really is in the. U S is saying that would prefer a diplomatic action to military force, which I mean I don't know. Why would you prefer a diplomatic action to nuclear war? That's just silly, it's like

you know when you manage a Kevin, keeps insisting on taking you out to dinner, to talk about your performance at work instead of letting you do the deadly knife fight for the honor of the sales department that I keep suggesting. Don't tell me get your KP eyes with vigor. If the alternative was a slashing sweaty scramble in the bloodied sands of the arena or as Kevin keeps insisting on calling it the lunch room, it's uh, I was just thinking so much What kind of content this the story is blown up this week, because I was sitting sitting at home on Monday, uh thinking to myself. After all this planet, He really needs right now, and that is N Korea to prove that it can fire missiles onto american soil. That also everything I mean why you would want. Farm ESOL Alaska is not entirely clear. I don't know that it would necessarily into the sort of howling wasteland aspect of it yeah. What will the place off of it? I guess, does anything come in like because of the large scale home improvements, I'm from three?

actions to this I mean clearly. He would salute Lee love a massive global war, even if he can't say that out loud, I think in the film that is going on inside his head. That is how he sees how he sees it all. Hang out yeah, I think he's watch too many movies 'cause. What he's done now is he started putting pressure on China to stop trading with N Korea it suggesting that they will have US sanctions against any country that does business with this outlaw regime, which I mean boycotting I know it's not like they make literally everything you buy I mean you, you got the ocean between nuclear brinksmanship or alienating China. It's starting to look like the only choice trump is proposing is whether the barren wasteland with no computers and brutal food shortages is going to be radioactive or not. Would you like a cat

involvement sandwich or a radioactive cat vomit sandwich we have gluten free. Bread really must be, I think, he's probably a grudging admirer of Kim Jong in some ways, particularly is amazing. Tv ratings figures. 'cause I mean that is how Trump judges the value of a person clearly is by their tv ratings and Kim Jong Moon. According to official n, the government stats, his new tv series Kim Jong Moon walks along a path and then eats a snack, was watched by over forty point, three billion n Koreans so who, when those are impressive stats and that's the kind of numbers Trump listens to. I guess when you see a global crisis that brings together Kim Jong Moon and and Donald Trump and EO, I'm a trump skeptic, I think, of like those cards on the table. I guess mathematic Lee the world is hoping that this, like a double negative, that's an idiot times an idiot equals a genius, and you know: they'll come up with some kind of grand

for saving the whole of humanity? Yes, sort of the point she plutocrats incorporated: writing bonanza yeah. It's I try not to think about it too much, because it just makes me sad, great single break ins and is another one of the animated some films coming out from the pixel studio. I'm, I guess, I'm the same way, people hoping when Trump meets peach in that's. Same double negative principle. There will emerge from a single, great guy, modest, balanced objective and with the best interest of all humanity at heart. Rum in that seemed inevitable. Now I reckon we need

scientific testing, our every we need to file them both at each other at high speed and then went out to get two pancakes or the world leader that we've always wanted. When people talk a lot about the the the global events that have the biggest tv audience, the Moon landings oversee back in the day in terms of proportion of the planet generally, whenever India Place packaged on a cricket, it is significant. Game is up in the top ten of old school, I'm most important events, but Trump arms gin being physically followed after each other. In some kind of high tech, molten jail, sting, that's accountable, Eve any less than ninety nine percent of the world's population, which unit for the yeah and if they hated each other enough velocity than than the kids MO full out, will give everybody much stronger biceps. I was allowed to come

open, describing this as a gift. It does suggest he needs to see someone about his anger management issues and it does on what he's he's so life partners generally look a bit worried. Yes, and when you say life partners, yeah I mean life is of of an is a flexible turbine, can can can Jones World at Wendy's they have than ever since his notorious Valentine's day, pink and blue his and hers missiles test the book a

I mean this is the man who broke up with one of these generals by it literally firing a missile onto him. Yes, Trump tweeted. Does this guy have anything better to do with his life? Well, now he's a he's. A lunatic decibels he's just doing his job. I mean this is what is doing it by the book. He's almost like he's watched the cartoon films a knows exactly what to do. How does also, but you want to dismiss the truck, no evidence it, but to do with his time than that, sending tweets two looting decibels, criticizing them for all this, but in my life I think at events have proven definitely not of other than harassing journalists and racking up price off the price from overtly Oakwood Marriage Monthly magazine, the previous american touch it with Corey will school strategic?

actions that is now over. Apparently, I don't know if it's been replaced with strategic impatience, unstrategic patients or unstrategic impatient. It's like that known knowns, unknown unknowns thing all over again, perhaps some kind of middle ground, slight tactical, irritability or diplomatic, strong, older lining yeah. Maybe it's going to play. Maybe we need a naughty corner, a global naughty corner, also known as the international criminal court. Isn't it G20 News now and what I mean it's international diplomacy all over the place this week Alice the G20 everyone's favorite collection of twenty powerful geopolitical entities?

Is that having a look? The first meeting since Trump became leader of the universe is clearly loving every second of it. Now this is natural, his natural habitat, as the pretend politician he's become yet just doing his handshake. We had wrestling thing off makes you happy yes, but it is slightly concerning at this delicate time have America represented by a conversational cesspit he's a sensually, the world's most oddly coiffured resignation letter dear planets. We hereby tender notice as global superpower in a beacon of hope regards USA I mean he seems to Hughes World and very, very binary terms. He seems

is a rigorous grasp on the infinite complexities of history and global politics as Julius Caesar, the former ancient Rome superstar and latterly part time pincushion same graspers Caesar had on how to play pro evolution soccer on a playstation. In that he looks like it needs at least another two thousand years to start even stuff

to get the hang of it and I'm the meeting with Putin. Clearly I mean this: is you know the love? The dental speak is nine, oh certainly, demos biggest night in in court rooms, yes yeah. I I I I'm so upset by agents just very general presence in the world. I kind of hope that that he's regretting his choice to back trump in the recent american election. As all evidence seems to indicate that he did, I'm I'm hoping that he's just written that made that realization, as you do sort of five minutes into attended date of like this was a terrible, terrible decision. I've used the internet for evil rather than good right. Well, I you know I'm not really thought of Putin's relationships in terms of ten to about us. I think that sought, probably suit to psychological profile, doesn't he's white rice on trumped by accident.

I think I might be that that is I mean it is time I think for us to start harnessing the wonders of modern technology to help streamline our political processes, and I mean there's an awful lot of beating about the Bush international politics. People saying things quite cryptically: if we reduced it down to a simple tinder swipe, I mean that's pretty much how wars used to be declared in the 18th century. I think democracy here very direct democracy. Chancellor Angela Merkel said that the will they be likely agreement on combating terrorism financing. There remains a whole series of thorny issues within the G twenty, including the differences with America over its protectionist attitude to trade. While Germany is fighting for open markets, maybe trying to have a productive discussion with Donald Trump is list phony issues that it is wearing a phone Bush is a g string. You just want to have a nice sit down, but you go to spike you branch presenting

irreconcilable differences to your perineum right. How much empirical research did you do over that way? I'm doing it now german police, have used water cannons to disperse around five hundred anti capitalist protesters overnight. In humble look, what chance under the medical will host the leaders of the G twenty eight and two day summit, which starts on Friday. Tens of thousands of protesters are expected to march in the city against globalization. Corporate read on the failure to tackle climate change, and I for one I'm gonna be right there with them: selling Anti capitalism, tee shirts and fidget spinners that say fight the power. I'm currently a water comes up. What is the

now, but will succumb this coming charmingly retro about just following will to Kansas, but protesters in here that don't not everything is changing the world. There are still some beacons of stability to cling to. Yes, especially if you consider that they've been watching the wizard of OZ and the their seeming that'll protest is a which is and will melt. Is that not so that I I us, I believe that scientifically. That is what uh. Attempting to do 'cause, nothing makes you less angry than being sprayed in the face with water. Awak depends if it's a hot dialogue, that's true yeah. I take it saudi arabian Journalism, news, Saudi Arabia. King Salmon Bill Abdel Aziz. A has. It ordered a columnist to be suspended from his job after we equated the king with God. According to the saudi arabian media, I mean kings,

my right! You can't please them. They're. Always like praise me praise me more more, less less little to the right. Yes, yes, no, it you ruined it. I'm going to sleep the Cereal paper has apologized profusely and its anticipated that they will buy the king, some pretty flowers on his way home from work and compliment his hair,

ng has made a reservation for brunch with his girlfriend's, where he's expected to complain that newspapers away to Cain as kind of a turn off, where have all the good men gone and my right sisters, I'm I mean it's obviously there's different ways of interpreting this mmhm. I mean it could be that he's worried it's being associated with with gold as leader of Saudi Arabia, because God, of course, and what a what a more progressive attitudes towards women than Saudi Arabia does generally had, despite being brought up in a very different on to fetch a gold thing does explain, we didn't I'm missing. It justifies some of us are able misogynistic attitudes goal has expert has expressed over the years. I mean we'll, have a issues with self loathing and arguably going he's both man and woman and the woman is just you know him thinking is bomb

a bit fat. You know. That's, not him. Out of his personality is going to punish himself. Well, it's not gonna swim, I'm in a foot! God is like an s as my favorite him in so turn to the house, was, must have all full self image issues and is not for world most famous I'm Aphrodite species, hi, yes, earth! One stand This is all full of differences between men and women. Are there I don't know uh. I do worry if I start applying the same principles to journalists fawning over the royalty in this country. There are going to be a lot of tabloid hacks really having to tone down the Lizzie language, because I mean I think we we pretty much view armonica and, of course, your monarch's in australian

uh, as as long May, she reign as a as a diety as a guilt, in that there is no discernible proof that she does anything. People find sucker and comfort in the idea of her existence and she's more comforting than the alternatives in some ways, and also nap artistically, appoints her own son to top jobs, so clearly a lot of similarities. Regularly sacrifice goats to Queen Elizabeth, how we do it in Australia. The goat sacrifice yeah. Well, I disagree with attitude to debase, gender, let's see news? Harvards Fox club will not allow nine women who had enjoyed provisional status in their group to become full members effectively expelling the women and marking the clubs return to all mail status. Almost two years after it first became coed the women, although they did their best to fit in with the clubs ethos, were told to go fox them cell

despite their best efforts at vixen, the gender imbalance. I guess they would just not game enough for the Fox club come on. Look, I think it's a step forward. The Fox club is just taking one of the necessary steps to getting back to its roots as a club that is entirely for Fox is? soon the mail memberships will also be revoked and the will be, as it was always meant to be. A safe haven for Fox, is to play drinking games and do the Fox trot without the constant threat of torreyson hunters and fashionable women who want to wear them in his neck, deck or fox is need a safe space. I mean, of course, is politically incorrect and they are being a bit hunty about it. Come on that kind of stuff is always welcome. The broad church of the bugle? Why do you look paint,

English is hard, for this is one of the leading educational establishments in the world appear to decided that women are just a passing fad. I mean we did after all, get along without women quite well until the Feminazi lobby force. God, to make eve so just going back to buy, yeah just stick the read back where we originally was gonna play nice round of golf, but despite the best efforts of the folks club to insure that school, the world, a mile graduates, I think not, but about uh, apparently uh. A man shortage is prompting educated women in America to freeze their eggs, a shortage of what the report described as educated men. Yeah. It's all gone downhill since they told women, critical thinking and now find men who are they willing to mate with a bunch I mean. Does this suggest that yeah women are far too checking out. I mean it wasn't so long ago that you people happy to

Monica Door, rough picture of a cow in the wheel of a car even bring down a date for the because with a split, but thanks to MRS Pancoast, it's a we will go to the Rockets on his now as well yeah. Well, it's: it so it is a feminism problem. Well, you know women want all of the power, but they don't want to be. You know the bread, winner and the Smart one in the relationship as well. They keep wanting a guy who's like equal or better. We need to get like. We need to get with the man program and start marrying like dumb, pretty ones, but I saw my wife did that's real equality. She is a bonus, the author of the reports, as professor mafia in hold, whose could clearly fictitious I measure from the same people who created a little mosque, a fictitious tycoon and Nathan Chest, not the hotel getting to a female. Well, we will get on to

get on to get on to him later. Is it? Is it nice and also Joey Chestnut anyone, the Nathan's hot dog, eating competition yeah, as by easing seventy two hot dogs in ten minutes yes well, they say: there's a man shortage. Well, exactly these Harvard women are just and in the wrong place. They're looking they're, not looking in hotdog eating competitions. There is a and he is a genius of hot dog eating, I think, is his tenth win in a row at the Nathan's hot dog. Eating competition. Rising interesting question is Joey Chess Now, the most influential man in history with the initials Jc or might the likes of Christ, Caesar Cash, churn, call Ben and Terra tennis player. Jeremy. Charlie, have something to say about that. I mean what an amazing skill to have, though I mean this in terms of

and we talked a lot about impending apocalypse on this show in terms of the skills you will need, as the world falls to pieces yeah. It'll down before the zombie horde arrives sitting in your nutrition for the next three weeks, he's a role model for all humanity. Changing as many vegetarians as you possibly can in the shortest period of time, is it like most like Dunk Dunk, the hot dogs in water? Don't they to make them more delicious. I think that's just basic loop,

in January, isn't so leave by the late these water soaked tubes of probably edible animal death, it's one of them down, naturally, hi a medically inadvisable speed to the buying out your life in a crowd of people who select the primeval bloodlust by watching dog off the dog, often don't disappear that the well trained colors of the heroes, I'm not the. I love sports. You know Alice. Yes, what is my mission? Is this hot dog eating? I see any more within your professional Rugby Union Ole ICE hockey. I mean it does definitively on so the question: should you, if you can with the answer. No, that is the ultimate end of all philosophy. Now that sentence. Congratulations. I mean I sort of understand the urge to sort of improve yourself and impress other people by doing as much of whatever it is that you're doing that you can right, yeah, that's a classic man, a man and a

you'd have like all more than a honda. Seventy two hot dogs bus. I don't understand the people who watch it. All rights are maybe that's just yeah. My momma prejudice, talking off the account, see the beauty and elegance of the. I can see in a Roger Federer backend in a man eating seventy two hot dogs in ten minutes. So just don't have the it's the first time for the framerate medical not been brought. If I'd been brought up from a young age watching people eat seventy two hot dogs in ten minutes. My bill appreciate the. Maybe you need to see one yourself into this sport to truly appreciate. I I think you need to go home by hundred hot dogs and your mom, don't tell your wife. It's Theresa could tell my mom as well tell him. I was very said to tell you why it's very set at and then just ate them in front

it just right, it's a lot football. Do you have to support what your local? Let your local once in a few simple, the eight or, if you pre, support the hot dog money for is a lot for me to one of a lot hot dogs that are scientifically just give you a huge advantage. We love Fernando Alonso in formula one but I'll be. We've talked it's a little bit recently, but hybrid sports as well, and I think you have hot dog eating- is going to really make it to the matters it needs to piggyback on another. Hot dog eating, while doing the luge the loser. Maybe olympic Dress Ajc both you know, that's a very technical sport that doesn't have a broad range of appeal, but imagine how many movie what checks and losing horse becomes. Well, you know that that has been hit by the French Olympic Committee, but the well, I guess, is what I'd been thinking of the ride of a new one away, the hope of, maybe if the right and the whole staff that the the hot dog, each with a

horsey dressers sure I mean. How would you rank the technique? Are you going for prancin a sore gluttony? I mean. I I don't understand dressage, but I understand they do get points the prancing and see if the process is the official term of early on another, and always always stress soldiers coming in the next winter Olympics that Your emails now on this comes from and on the call so in Boston, Massachusetts who writes- and they are just listen to episode, four thousand thirty five and was incensed to hit tips, Stevenson and Tom battled, giving you stick about not catching some stupid game of Thrones reference when you had dropped, Sir Donald Bradman, test batting average as the accuracy with which an Iphone will soon predict its owners future, and they let it it's entirely without comment, or indeed

You seeming recognition. At all shame shame Rights Eleanor, especially on Tom Bell, not only because he is an australian and should therefore have known this from birth, but also because he isn't it employee of the ABC who used the Don's average as their mailing address, Po Box, nine thousand nine hundred and ninety four for their flagship national sport. Radio program grandstand, but now he intake would rather cram their brains full of dragon ship. What is this world coming to yours and admiration of subtle cricket illusions? Eleanor Carter? That's! Well! That's good to hear that now test cricket from the 19th of nineteen, twenty eight to nineteen. Forty eight can still get peoples attention. Just as game of thrones I mean I'm shocked at your listenership is more appropriate than pro game of thrones, ending

No, although you'll you'll throws found of no, I mean I read the books and then settled with after the third or fourth time, an under age girl gets sort of married off. I thought well, this is less a plot point than a than a hobby for yep I'll. Just your thing, if you're into test cricket games for she doesn't act. If only gonna do he rebels going into hello Beagle is at the bugle call cost dot com. What I bring just for the end of this week showed I've enjoyed. It's been like to have Alice back on the show she is knocking around Britain for the next three months. Yes, including a month in Edinburgh Plug.

I wish ten pm at the gilded balloon. The show is called empire and I'm worried that ten pm will lead to lots of drunk idiots coming to my shows so calm and don't be a drunk idiot Bush. I will be an altogether less drunken idiot, heavy show and three in the afternoon. Well, I get look. It is in Russia. I guess so. Brady is instead might be slightly hopped up on caffeine, after that, it's still by show suffer for hot, with what she did was will probably be familiar at. So the stem from the 14th ish. I should know this by now. Should not it's all online discussion up in Edinburgh and hang around you'll find Andy a douche. Send your requests to satirize this at satiristforhire dot com, because that email feed could really do with some emails that are not offering me penal medication. But are you happy with the strength of your actions and,

time. Thank you for listening next week is the live bugle from the Underbelly in London that show. Is now sold out, but there will be too light vehicles in Edinburgh on the 16th and 27th and further like bugles later in the year in London. So listen! Listen to this space watch and listen to this space and I'll tell you all about them in due course. Until next week, goodbye bye.