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2019-11-23
Andy and Nish are joined by the excellent Jena Friedman for an x-rated race through billionaire kinks, election funk and sexy presidents.

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and Bonim and Anbonia. Of course, God rest there band still alive, so that ha hah top story this week, a huge breakthrough, for humanity. A doctors have managed to put humans into a state of suspended animation in a ground. King trial, where's, really Glay as an ha. What's the difference between suspended animation and just being Britishgrea Pilla, when this is a Gran Homwe Hel YE a get erer ES, Mi Hander hotes? Now I was a egy and first question to come in set on your hant, a dive you and a ha well in this case you ere, it's your brain, Thass Rosagos op is ed in order to be british, if your heart, Vasily fur ha H, ha your heart, Econo and Sai thats Noth Noral RA in looking at the
at of the World Yak. What would yout if you were offered right now? Ha ha ha thirty years of suspended animation. Would you would you take it and hope to work, wake up in a better world or I'd. No, I think it's goin to go even worse. I mean to be honest. This whole new story is slightly blowing e hole in my whole sense of self, because I had assumed that the entire world is just a dream I was having while UG when I was put pended animation in a bow two thousand and sixteen so January, two thousand sixtyen ANA Y current theories that I a metric UN of cheese. Before I fell asleep Genhi's benefit. That is a two thousand two hundred four pound ha ha ha haha, ha ha ha to Sanodorall Americans to be left out. They a units of measure and Fatha YE they'll cleang on to that bet of empire, haha ha ha o. I all go gazetta. I can't be picked tig. Three good am
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cop into that, you will ease or just like you delly right now. Yo have Ot offits on bars where they can breathe. Excepta in a bar, I can imagine, like Yijes, have to go to a var and be social just to breathe. Ha ha well, at's, look more than to stay over of America as a nation like some picseries ar the store T s. I started at and ready drigging, Manibers cheapened itself with ridiculously outlandish blot lines and overdrawn characters has become, Osy Self Indulgent Naval, gazing, an whole franch or I had totally to ship that's ye. What made it worth Ine in the first place, which Acuerse was being british, Bulilbedea ha ha, haha ha ha ha ha sim. I the impeachment, seedigs, Goly Hove grips the world's attention, a generwat of what Ofe you made of it. This week look
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I suffise. You was rownhm when you say she told Genea in a pleasingly unconvulsive way. That's clearly what she had to leave. The country ha ha ha ha ha ha ire a last story about how did you hear the Serevah, how like she was eleven or something in some kid lit her hair on fire and just like padded or hair out and kept like working or Somethinghoth? Not t hear that world di a bit lo ild ask just it's so bright. If I keep cam and carry on, I saw Rede. He had Ade for sight that she Fedill had the et of Se Ver Presidten Tbly, but he said that she had demolished the republican talkimgpoits of the impeach. Bwetieis THA demolition, in the same way that you could demolish it eagerly with a head dry. I give o the republican talkey points on impeachment are largely consist of number one. He didn't do it not, but two Ber hereymows number three come on and number four quick look over there. A dog is driving Abouve seriously. Everyones self asvesed to GA up at a look about Bast driving dog ha ha ha am at one thing that Tyodor Hill said at. If my Methink visit that
if you, if you have been put in suspended animation, essay Ye'Ll, even say even ten years ago- and you woke up to see Fioda Hill say these words. I would ask that directing this to the American Great Nigod Ofmerican politics. I would ask you, please not to promote politically driven falsehoods, that Soc advance russian interests. How? How does that, as that sentence come into BEA Zai in did put it to ly Y de Nat Evotion twenty years ago Blori Atorney weeks ago, he o rad her like Twot. Two years ago, o me go ave. The Guyse she's talking about who is the president is that Blok for home alone, Turch ha ha ha ye. Are we living in thassimulation? Maybe what shee? We are that'sking hopes of KA a ha ha ha Attock a try, realy enjoyed this nihilistic phase of your career and hha ha ha ha.
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draw agreements when off the back of the sums he was solid, Terviewed again in this kid of paten of him being interviewed, Iner factory, the seemed to produce loud noise. So you came hear what he says on that Dephny's staring to feel like a tactic by his advisers, but he er brandished a piece of paper that was a transcription he had made of a phone call with the ukrainian president and a couple of Egalite photographers as she managed to get a picture of his note. I know this is not the point, but his notes. One air force one headed stationary and I really think if the Erican government is looking to cut back on its spending. They should maybe not start with things like health care and welfare and might be focused on the headed station rate of the president's private ha
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Yo Gi just got t Sobo her ded. It help fi how we all rityly arrange about eight thousand miles an no. I just admire that she's, always in wit, so it's the only thing when a woman is to unlessed like Hilary, you know unless it's like clearly postmanopauzel or eleven does like all in a way. It is the first thing I can thinkboour period. I don't know, that's taking us back a you know: Centry River Baam, yeah, it's interesting I am worried for us. I think that we have too many people in the race right now and it's hard for us a kind of coalusc around. Like one person and a in I a'll vover
near them again. Tols is not a devocat, but any of the other one I all vo, for I just think we should even have debates we should aljust. Have them run together, like it like a captain, planet cartain or something I'm realy. Pleased with Tilsey running Americas, also er being exposed. As we in this country. We've got t telling Serge a Javid, and care is also being exposed to every agent, Kad's least favor on or Uncle Bla is really hor to know that the Diaspere is representing our worst acments ha. I Ser Bierre, hat thee. The boiden gaff was pretty spectacular, stuff er. He claimed that YE hat Ther Suppore of the early african american woman elected to you. It say: Senate E, to Heng, my head Daa Siaten. He hav evoing to Caromosly, Brougd, er and ignoring Erther fat. That Sir there is other? Why and she standing next day ever and some cavalharis se of love.
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the first gay president, just the first one, his oul ha ha ha ha that's a fact that I think he's even said. We are really egain the Vegal exclusives this whwhate little Gi Day F K is alive and his gayert Self and Perthera ha ha haha ye the told my friend, Cin Pais D, ah Lincoln a I ese an absolute dream: boat wasme to be Fard one bay, it I'm away of. We reduce this Eprs to debating presidential Gager up. I mean tickly. Wengating man was like Teddy Roosevelt with that mustache yes, voice TA as Franklin. Pierse was quite how ha ha ha ha ha Sedo Gurgligaberish in my heants o shol rie bien, a relative otlets, no talking Yo
or coing sexual practice ha ha. It's not Ocin UN de Herc a ah. We atilliar a going through the election process ad ourselves and au politics. Niciuso have descended into some kind of the human sense, Eed of hypocritical sado massacristo Petard Hoistings, as am oh, do they eparty. Oh, what is I of a Sente of Hoiket points out the lies and wrong doings of the other parties only to have Theke those exact same charges hurled back in their faces. We are the Yeboris Johnson Jeremy, Corbin, to B and which was an absolute festival of Pointlessness Ere Britain responded bobbying, Stroppi, an underwhelmed as as always and em it was rowing for the
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and you're changin. The design of it, the color of Iqappe, the out Seasi Eghe, Ony little letters an us in off as a fact checking service Ellen and everything Colbin said and declared Boris Johnson. The winner ye of the are offered to by Andem even more remarkable than this naked piece of deceit and mend This was the way they responded afterwards. Installing rob a one man warning sign for future generations, about the dangers of neglecting your political system, ha ha. I did never ever Electe a man whose surname includes I a he allows N gives a toss about social Medites. I IND Eatit deny e done this. All that it was all you said. No one cares ye, I'm it's. It was in Amit. U it's all the depressing ments in our recent democratic corse. This this was er this
because it was kind of irrelevant, but at the same time it seemed to its symbolized just how awful Moses has become I'm going to say of this incident. What my geography, teachers D. On my school report after I got twelve per cent in a year, I exam. This is not the low point but one in a series of Leftha ha ha ha ha yeah. It was, it was a really Honordtifid doly rather er is the the foreign secretary. This country andalso, a man who once confused me for a differ sured man and afterwards refused to Apologihpiaee Dcile either. My expectations of th drop as he saw. Haf looked TOT me like. I he distlected mildly Condfer, I was Addig Murphy in Norbury and I was as playing too Sebraca. That's E Nass Egio in make? U ruam still go, your imigration papers and YO well, this is the thing I wasa Pointe Concerned- because I have I said some pretty
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Dus clearly know th. If I stake something as themselves ever, one would just assume the our bullshi to go an order. Her tell the truth, or they consider be the truth, toconstruct a lie because if they tried to tell the honestly, they will be lying ha ha. Oh a binister, Nicky Morgan has said that only people in the Westminster bubble. I careabout her. The she's just another. In a long series of a conservative politicians, essentially treating people who died live in the middle of London as Bing. Pig, essentially they're, not thinking about the truth They too busy eating Ther own Sheersepe, Amry, it's EE, being real british people and having sex with blood relatives. The legger e have announced their manifesto and its led to a strig of all Menir yesterday and to day about whether earning eighty thousand pounds he's a lot of money or not Ae
one of the labour proposals would see a forty five per cent tax, a levied people who earn an income of eighty thousand pounds or above at per year, a figure which various estimates purt up. Speing, putting you basically in the top five per cent Vernis in the country this benloved to Bay over weather. Eighty thousand pounds is lot of money and er, I can officially reveav the answer there. It is Hamry, it depends on Contackts Lhot, easy for Jeff Bees os a eighty thousand pounds something that he makes out the star of the process of him, laying a dose ahem in the grand scheme of things. Eighty thousand pounds is coines a lot of money- and I read some extraordinary roing about this. So was E. I'm got right today if you are oarnlyng eighty thousand pounds not only to get Tacxs we may get taxed on your second home. Now. What say to that is. I would quote the economist JA, Kay Galbrave E, who famously said if you've got a fagking
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