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I guess it would be. I mean if you the tv just makes us they last century. So would it not be the twenty tens either that or quit. His well see them in the note was awful noughties without our about twenty years, since we had a decent name, for the agreed look back through history in the twentieth century and had the same problem. avoid into the decade the we can't do. This we're gonna just have a world war, never know just how difficult matter field probably just be remembered by just a noise, a general, a rough of disappointment, top story this week, its official tromp judgments is going ahead. hurry. This is sir, the Arab a wonderful moments for everyone who enjoys pointless impeachment, pretty, they don't have. Even so let's hope in hell of foliage, were weak. It must have been given after remember. You know this is a symbolic victory and that's the demo

that's favorite, kindly yeah. We got another word disappointed in the fact that that impeach processes and more sort of the second and humiliating, I was hoping for someone to be sort of dragged around on the cart. While people throw rotten fruit, but apparently it's all just quite official and you're allowed to yours. A dominant nor showed that the page but of impatient did come from of not having just have taught us. My sister every day It has highlighted the total goodness of the american system, essentially that the other challenges of impatient having voted for supervising hundred percent chance of a guilty verdict. albeit at zero percent, and completely on political, someone essentially what this shows is that truth in american politics can constitutionally go itself Mitch Mcconnell said that I'm not going to pretend to be an unbiased Jura witches

genuinely the most bananas thing. I've ever heard right right, right right, an ordinary court case. That would mean you would throw out the new and we d write me a Senate and get a new one. Other thing is: if you start throwing out everyone in America who will be biased in this case, if you will end up with a guy who's been missing somewhere in the appellation issue for the last eighteen, five or our Jimmy Hoffa I got me and then try as twelve people in America who just have never heard of Trump proof of that I'll starts in the middle of January. In theory, and Pelosi won't transmit the articles and Peter until she get certain acts at this is a theme that she's not going to transmit the articles, peach mint until she get certain assurances which I don't think he's gonna happens: Mcconnell crew, The rules I actually dug up

of the the rules using my cyber hacking ability. That's that's what you're on the shelf yeah to hack into the mainframe, and this is what I want. I pulled out apparently here that the rules that Mcconnell once no new witnesses, no new. testimony no engine of the word. Ukraine meant no mention guilty without the word not normal. Hands. No one is allowed to use the bathroom until the trial is over it. No sex and the champagne room I'll come on this. that's Lucia Pain, Reuben, absolutely out of legality die. Invite is bad. So I've been August. The figures that Things are the overwhelming weight of evidence of little matter in America at any level least of all at the very top. So we got a kind of look for you at least moments due to lift left US

I think we had that this year with the Donald Trump Letter to nuts. pollution does sometimes great artists, if something so perfect, that it encapsulates everything about across the skilled, a unique genius you think of the Parthenon, enormous exe, russian of classic the theme of the attention of the Sistine Chapel glandular, maybe hamlet fashion. Spare rodents burgers of collating the great high points of models Today I go Maradona's gaol against England in the nineteen eighty six work, because I love all those things Roger Federal, demolishing like me, the? U S open final in two thousand, for you think of You go goose pit, nineteen, eighty single too shy of a vessel accidents, two hundred eighty one against Australia and thousand one or even a very fine joke. I myself right about the syrian crisis, where, with Trump one of the most

regional performance, artists of all sign, a boundary blasting shaped shifting convention, crushing redefining of his younger. This was his the pace of six page concerto of aquatic arts. Before the ship around a full scale, all encompassing expression of the trumpets still skin over an epoch. Drollery strap of such delusional perfection ass to make funds of the awful stop, take a deep breath and think this is what I level at an how you feel get your mama's spiritual pace and mighty listen to affix on shoe. close your eyes into to a painting by Roscoe, maybe into a billion redress, for if you are a fan of Trump, a fox figured out, make America Gulp shot to get a hat lyra. This letter will be forever you. in a sanctuary of perfect selfishness. It was truly what I'm extraordinary combinations of words in letters ever puts a paper in extreme language. It was truly amazing. I went on all girls high school when Peter

did she led us to each other which run through a series of imagine re offences were the currency, and yet I have never read something. That was quite this in coherently, petty what I love about. It is the fact that he, such a limited vocabulary and, most people, when you have a limited vocabulary, use at the he can't you the source because, if you use it uses of the source, that means The source is better than he ate his refusal to ever admit that he's wrong me. These are the best words, in other words, that could possibly better than these words. look at some of those that those words nice. He wrote you have cheap and the importance of the very ugly word impeachment witch hunts things got a nice word, impeach

it's a very nice word is gonna nice roll off the tongue to it. It's also feels like that sentence begin somewhere that it doesn't end feel the result is achieved. the importance of the very ugly word. I mean how important this ugly body, shame a word yeah, somebody's not treat using a treaty ominous is dissipated, sounds like it's gonna be full of traits and for further tedious clauses. He said This is even worse than offending the founding fathers. Now I'm, the founding fathers of pretty much a mean to offends by now after the last four years. In fact, the most common phrase in reachable sessions with the founding fathers is that, obviously not what we meant I did not know that uses that you are offending Americans are faced by continually saying you pray for the president. When you know this statement is

but you are offending. Americans are faced by continually saying you pray for the president. When you know this statement is, is not true. It's not that it's not true that that she doesn't private, praying for this president- for numerous reasons, I think, is pretty much effective- that for this percent, For numerous reasons, I think it's pretty much aren't either not percent success right, he went on to say you have developed a fully fledged case of what many in the medical trumpet derangement singular, which is not so much the pot calling the kettle black as the pot calling the hamster a pot said: you'd. Have you view democracy as your enemy, their mothers people- oh she speaker of the house, she devoted most of her life to do dip into a bit of a pay asked on a few years ago, and I spent the entire time since than treating demoted with the same respectful duty of a pr stunt a few years ago and has been the insides I'm since then trading but you were the same, respectful duty of care as a devil.

Shipping, slash metal, guitarist joint painters out for those funeral if not only the enemy, is its is more aware, deranged and wildly temperamental uncle inanimate. At the moment, this was, I think, perhaps my favorite bit Donald Trump, more due process was afforded to those accused in the which trials. Ok, that's fine one out of all the things he said our in the last four years. That's that's up. There! Isn't it yeah gets up there also I think part of why it so incredible is that you get his it like so insanity, one that he vaguely to connect to full other filled with so many sentences that he vaguely reads to connect to each other is remarkable, remarkable,

I mean honestly, it barely reads as a full letter. It's really just a series of tweets. He wrote down all at once. I'm sorry to think that maybe the democratic, while in the Republicans, a right because No one can be this terrible. You know The main like I feel like. Maybe there is a conspiracy theory that is painting Trump in a bad light. Could surely no one is genuinely this off. His own pen is enormous, conspiracy. Yes, I'm saying that he is part of a conspiracy to paint himself in the worst possible law, its discussion Rigel, very top because, right to hurry Tom, no one can be this much of an hour. So what I think his whole tenure as performance out just seeing. a far he can push, it took them The part of the conspiracy, I think, also is our share understanding of words which has been cultivated over thousands of years? All part of a conspiracy for us to interpret the words he's using, as

Well, I guess, when it comes to asylum waste trials, he had it yet been offered the option of being Duncan upon yes through These are not only the habit of asylum which also, let's assume that it did what they mean They could do the old flower trial runs away. You have to eat a spoonful of flour and, if you can swallow it down, it means your mouth is moist run, therefore you're not lying rock. Where is it ass dry. Then I like, that science right, you every doesn't really believe so why other? If he's gonna go for that, from also a rally suggests that the recently deceased John Dingle record breaking Congress money what Fifty nine years in Congress, World WAR veteran was, of his own. Looking up gas,

from hell even solve his own crowds into gas that my maybe maybe again what we see this from our own position here in our lefty bubbles, Actually, this is war, but this franchise, Rough Belvoir, vouches, wanted they, onto how could I not have that kind of president at last they have that caught. A lifelong public servant, a war hero had gone to hell because I don't have that kind of president. At last. They have that cut. Invigoration of the rush belt and, of course, a clampdown on reproductive rights at something: that's what it was all about as well. If anything, reproductive rights of siphoning money in opportunities go to clamp down on reproductive rights at something. That's what it was all about as well, that if anything reproductive rights been siphoning money, opportunity, a wife, kneeled industrial hotlines more than anything else, but but now. They do have a president who said that a war hero has gone to Hell, which is lovely his commitment. To bullying, is extraordinary, regardless of the circumstance

He will find a way to bully. So it's like his religion. This is because he ordered the flags to be half staff after John Dingle died. his his wife. Those personally insulted cause- I did you a favor, so you should do me a favor what's the term for that, as a quid pro quo oh, he feels personally insult because I did you a favor, so you should do me a favor. What's the term for the quid pro quo and since she didn't because she didn't reciprocate, probably looking down and has a smile on his face. Something like that clever for what it is. According to him, she said that oh John, probably looking down and has a smile on his face, something like that and he replied or maybe he's looking up. I mean it. pretty brutal but clever for a bully,

unless he's questioning the ivy, the christian vision of of and hell, maybe more going for although our ancient greek concept in don't know I would just be just being needlessly negative might sticks and stones may break it should be noted that vice president, my pants spent the day hiding his erection the two articles of impeachment just review its use of power is accused of abusing power because he withheld four hundred million dollars of aid until Ukraine announce investigation on Joe Biden and his son, and also for obstructing Congress, because he wasn't cooperating with the house this investigation. Apparently there is a third article that he's being accused of being a complete piece of shit. What appears that did not get through Congress as impeachment of

It is not unconstitutional and in fact, would have led to the impeachment of most. U S presence moving across the Atlantic, where we are a week on from last week and the election results still exists and that that's curious methods, it's what we discussed last week as soon as the left, emboldens, boorish, Boris Johnson, so watchword. the Johnson years bring I've been so far Stop wildly optimistic: we have the Queen speech yesterday on the queen seems a change of political opinion held an automatic argus. The Hezbollah we should just Marin the fact that generous people get out of it a little bit more right wing, so the gunman seems to be ditching pledges on child refugee protection, because these child refugees will come unaware and stated our jobs. Apparently, a government spokespeople are going to be addressed

not to use the term breaks it after thirty, first of January does about yeah. This is a british issue clearly and nothing, good. To remember this point. George Orwell was writing warnings flu, for, let me think maybe we forgotten that as a as a nation I mean. What you want is the real Boris Johnson Asia attempted to build, the bridges over the planes that he himself flooded here in London when I went Boris Johnson offers to build a bridge, as happened with the proposed London garden. Bridget the terms the totally following pointless bridge coveting plants, that no one thought was necessary and cost that water up almost eight hundred two hundred million pounds or something Chris, a of money that should go with what has now happened. This set he was behind. The bridge, was advised of the bridge. The bread. Law somebody got lost, no bridge happened. So when he says he wants to build bridges, we were off,

we do not a forest jobs and designs and build a bridge. There's gonna be some luxury. First the commendation for some. Absolutely horrific trawls built underneath, but are we being you cynical as a famous, perhaps not the others, a famous if I'm Lepage, never change their spots but sausages efforts do sometimes bond cuddly Koala outfit think it'll help them politically, but we do actually now have the technology to give leopards a full photographed August. but we shall be the same carnival underneath We don't know that the drop much we caught romantic experience and make the leopard changes with Guess we're just gonna turn let the leopard be who the laughable I'm can I'm confused. favorite bit about this whole process is how bright air Johnson is presenting himself. Now, as a man of the people, you spite that he is the pushes thing since incest, ah ha ha ha

He said we have a pre cook Briggs at meal ready to pop in the microwave, and we will bring it before parliament this week, as though he's ever met a microwave, also pre Cook, that you put in the microwave generally speaking disgusting, that truly disgusting that too high insult and they are a sign of like a sad life. Common value is essentially made a lot of work or zimbabwean dollar promises, in that they sound big but fundamentally worthless referenda devalued, moved some way more moderate, but still not worth having or just change directly into. U S dollars. We up We did. We don't know how it'll pan we can just hope that is one of those rare accidental coincidences between personal interest and national interests. Meanwhile, the outgoing Supream CO, President Lady Hale warned against Britain adopting an american style Supreme Court system. Not quite sure what, if it's just that she doesn't want to mortgage the entire ethical feature that too,

short term political game play in? How are you you, as an American, Jimmy or a massive fat of Europe with Super Supreme Court. I do I do love hours, in court and how so much of it based on hoping different members, will die at the right time. See it's not the right. I am for Ruth, better Ginsburg to die, so she still live. Perhaps the two, maybe six years, are there for far political goals to be met, also Clarence, Thomas WAR. Die soon enough. how this game is play. It doesn't work that way in the UK. You don't just wait for you. Supreme Court justices to die for there to be justice in the country where we don't yet spurwing baby, maybe maybe that'll come maybe one day soon I mean it's odd that Britain hasn't adopted that because it's very pro generally a lifelong office.

Yet what we Rachel? I can actually do anything. Yet the queen, were political figure out and you just for having? Given is crossed you have no power whatsoever? Now, I'm not really. No, I mean that's. her hold her whole power comes from not ever saying or doing anything, particularly anything. Yes, she's a blueprint, nothing for all politicians around the world have only no policies actually did anything that any meaningful in the world will be much happier place. I've made all the minor royals go in, and their whole thing is is basically an arms. It's right! Well, I mean, if only or only that reason evidence from certain princes. This was reduce about the election. Uri Gala spoon Benda Extraordinary claimed, but YE helps Boris Yeltsin when the election through the power or of his mind, which

make a little bit more sense than first past the post. To be honest, I mean this was a delightful thing I was. I was surprised. The irregular was still alive. That's acted, the same thought While I do hope any very much given the euro. Geller ever ever does die the Coffin is sitting and levies. Thank you, sir. His his funeral just gradually sits up quickly one of the side. Effects of the conservative victory, of course, is the like likely furtherance of the break up of, nodded kingdom in the form of momentum for the scottish Independence Movement Nicholas Dudgeon, set out? What you describe is another an unenviable case? For second independence referendum, and the gunman interpreted the what unalterable, meaning that they don't have to argue against it and have said that it will the lack of any circumstances, because we all Britain and by Britain what they mean is England weight. So if, if Scotland becomes independent,

Will they be able to survive and whisky in short, bread exports alone? I think so I mean I do so a lot of whisky in short Red Hale so have I think a monopoly on most of the water in the United Kingdom, also does Andy Murray's. First British, and to win Wimbledon don't even though they are. I don't know does that? Does that not back the very low to the nation It has not british Vienna that is like skies. Does it get grandfather, then, as a british victory order, we go back to Fred. Perry was whose he was. He was pretty sweating on it. That is, that is that, as a victory was roundly Martha one that title IV of the entire population of Britain, the lesson

never forget that other news now and worldly decorators reduce and with some appropriately patchett crazy stories. the environmental snooze button has been pressed yet again at the Paris conference, so we try the tried and tested TAT it. Given the environment, asylum treatment, no yeah, you want to destroy our life or social stability in our entire future, we'll talk to their hands because the governments, international bodies in space asian General, eight listening side? Until you can behave yourself? I am outside and I think yeah, I'm getting increasingly concerned about this thinking. I'm not that far away now, maybe twenty to thirty years in the tipping point, whether living are pursuing the dead in zombie films that, whilst the environmental movement was being pressed in Paris, Australia, Allison

writing breaking. It's all time hottest. I record yeah number one number one: it's all that would enable them to number two by the very next day when it beat itself I mean you can have a look at the hate charts for Australia, and I did I didn't know there was a color that was more hot them. Read I've gone into the pearls and lax in some areas. I wonder if start again from the beginning, once they pick out It's it's a genuinely terrifying thing to see your own country b on fire. Yes, Forty one degrees average highest temperature. The increased the entire country in some places of forty seven forty, eight forty nine degrees on rational, getting big cranky when it reaches about twenty four to be honest, yeah. I speak Fahrenheit. So I know I had this is hard right. We know thou Sunday country, but someone could probably put some Ella Vera on us. So, forty one celsius. Is

in six or nine cut Christian, the highest Teresa's forty eight, which is a hand Nineteen Fahrenheit turn on water bottles. A hundred that means everything was avoided if it was confused water that didn't know it's metric from its from its imperial its It has been described as a once in a lifetime heatwave. We should point out, though, that the life I am now use the reference point for all once in a lifetime weather events is now the lifetime of a hamster this, has not been updated to the lifetime of a fruit fly afterwards, have no Australia. This. oh I'm afraid that the twenty four hour, pumps Micro, ferrets average oppose list for less than a day Prime Minister, those things and unfair criticism because he has been on holiday and is finally being persuaded to return to Australia from from his holiday out. I think this is unfair. We haven't grouch against quibbles lamb or leaders for not being entirely honest for acting in a went, and it did you voting public. Often this criticism

what lay person might describe as entirely justified, but in this case You have a politician. He was laying his cards firmly and honestly on the table an australian preventative naughty doesn't give a shit about the environment is prepared to leave the country when it's on fire to demonstrate how much he doesn't give a shit. This is just honesty, isn't it yet be laying his cards on the table and all of their card say I'm late in terror? the prime got Morrison's Deputy Michael Mccormick was acting prime minister. Whilst Morton was out of the country, he told a group of people. Activists to quotes going do something productive, whilst these fires of going on as the mercury was hitting out never been to this bear the thermometer before me. Whoop. Has this Bob The assassination was essentially putting itself on its own barbecue and his wild eyes open their minds and visited Gaza, whether you re too, that they used to come well. Let's go to go and do something production that is,

what's being to protect us. Reporters at the rural fossils controls entrance and he said, Gondy something productive go down no time to meals on wheels or something like that. Now is, I'm a Milton whales to living foods, the elder that might help the clamour protested. Understand these social time bomb of an aging population, but that itself only further highlights the importance of, holding the environment out so that we back protesting against that within twenty four hours. But there's no good way out. I would not really chemicals Michael Mccormick too much before our assumption. These one of your gratefully here here, basically every put politician in Australia give or take em, maybe three that actually have a personality, A politician in Australia is just sort of a bland cut out of a man in a suit. That's This, then, is how we run it. They're almost entirely interchangeable, except sometimes when they get into pal. You find it out that their deeply religious, where was was very amusing tweets, put up from them of some

the new conservative Mps from job breached the red wool in the north, and we talk about at last weak and my first day in parliament, and they were all why man. The audience is, one of them was not wearing a tie, us think possibly tweeted what a rebel. What I think is kind of unbelievable is all these countries are pushing the inevitable right, the village delaying it their agreed. Two deals all deal with it next year. You know we ve this far and then we'll talk about the next decade. Future meeting and the thing is the compromise. between countries and not a compromise. With the earth, That's really who you need the extension for like when you get an extension. It's from the teacher, the other students calculate the class, decided we're all getting extension on this exam we do want to take. It too, like next week,

nl. The teacher will that's cute. You all applause. That's how the teacher so yeah understand the logic of any of us. It's getting catastrophic hurry it, and then you can understand in Australia at the moment. Is too hot for cricket? Allow a sport, significant number of the players. Dance around for most of the game with this is. I think this might be the tipping point Let us stop doing stuff about instead of thinking about the waste of, but it will we all have tipping point and I think that's Mine Suffolk Greeting Card NEWS now the homo channel has apology and put back for commercials that it had pulled from the wedding planning website that had fate two brides kissing, so happened was they had pulled it from the website after they faced a wave of criticism from religious? and then they put it back on after they faced a wave of criticism from at pro, you may take activists,

and I assume that they will face right, wave of criticism for putting them back up and then they'll. Take them back down and face face another way, criticism of taking it out and put him back up in an inch. We recursive attempted, he's both sides of an increasingly polarized world, often when you to put this in context Alice, because this happen, in the twenty nine ten eleven twenty nineteen- oh eight, as well as the others. People in the world who think that global straightened down for seeing lesbians being section it with each other in an advert for a greeting skull cap. Stop people who believe, in which case my message to the religious right is: stop defacing people's Bible. I couldn't live in If misinterpreted, what the ads, what I mean is the greeting card themselves and lesbians, they just grating cuts that I may be sent between is beyond, but can you have done on this onto this? Can you catch lesbianism from a car

What I mean you ve said no Alice, I don't know just not sure this is how good work was terribly sorry, bugging regions that are worth getting an extension of the Tokyo Olympics will over much loved my old buddy some quarters that early so sorry about you, Do I know what you are proposing? Congratulations on a life very well. Excellent writing. Coming up on your operation, form for morality, generosity, She managed to you who things are very much in favour and I must say, on a personal level, you have a quarter maritime wouldn't show you. I, like you, really enjoy that. Maybe a little too much on a resolution? About me, Frank, frankly, be frank, Frank, a vision about. You were subjected to, abandon them,

why did it was going? Very one. Was visual, two women being automatically affection in a tv, I know you say you're sleeping or a little better. That's I'm on the verge of that, but you know how I work out of right. It is strict liability on these things, like all the food is not admire the franchise we so give up your overcoat and the charity, but for the way that we will not be needing to be aiming to be fair hallmarks I apologise for what they did with their new corporate homophobia, apology, they did maybe it was just wait. You know to publicize this new greeting card This is what the greeting card said. It said I just I wanted to say: hey heartfelt apologies, I thought it was strange to be gay. We mean what we say. Please

Take your game money aware hurry. I think you're, just you're just found the biggest commercial market in the world. Corporate apology gotcha? productivity news now, and while this is very much a new to be waiting for scientists as have developed I deliberately on how we can do is to try to make people take less long. Let's go them shit when their assets, This is very much. The news of the cold war has been waiting for you now, with a decline in the teaching of Latin, is taking people longer and longer decrypting crosswords on the bulk, Annie Productivity. From this toilet being installed in every single works right around the world could give the world an extra fee. Five trillion working hours a day globally letter.

The thirteen degree slope that makes it painful to sit on for more than about five minutes, and I just I do not mean the world has responded to this with absolute horror, because toilet so the only highlight of Corporate life is also it's really the only true moments of solitude. You get in the way that yeah I think it's a good step forward in productivity. The next step obviously is having the having the toilet in the middle of the office ha ha Bulgaria should done quickly, then they about those bringing our new meaning. For that to happen, It is a very short sighted, like ok, if you're, really sick and you need more than five minutes. That's that's increasingly painful or what? If a comedian who gets their best. Forty five minutes of work done on the toilet, everyday. What about that person or group of people

I mean, they're, always unforeseen side effects. To this kind of thing, I am anticipating a huge rise in court strength among your average office work ha and glory increase in cycling time. Music, of what we could achieve with all that at its added work time, we could develop a cure for twitter rage. We could develop Brighton. Plans for children. Disabled thus, the infrastructure of skills and love governments, just implant information according to the little window, the time these are these are hugely exciting times, for humanity is actually at the new patented uncomfortable crap the person who invented this is going to Hell. We do. We do agree on that. Apps, absolute, just a quick, but a sport news to round off the bugle decades and the first time in the entire history of humanity. They'll dost Blair has beaten mail does by at the pc world championship in love

following sheriff, defeated TED Everts? Three too, and it's a symbolic moment- I'm always massive sports fan, but also la broad if the belief that men and women all the same species the margin, position of women in sport is Baden, one of these unsung triumphs of the patriarchate, the twentieth. Century of the Football Association banned by band women's vote off the first World war. They wouldn't let women's for buildings use any. If I've registered grounds for about fifty years will make up into about nineteen. Seventy and anyway, you see that in many many sports that just insane inequality, services are please. Symbolic moment our darts. You if there was one of the sports, where there really should be very little difference between between the sexes other than the fact that to get to her, high level of darts. You need to spend three

Eight hours a day, minimum practicing a small thing at another small thing, not very far away and without stereotyping. Up in I naturally Milo psyche home from the females Nike. That firearms yet also natural inclination to dots tends to emerge when you're wasting your time in a pub with your money. nobody is no it's not. Physical side of dots. It is the entirely self destructive that is really historically have separated few sports where people play with a pint in hand in a cigarette hanging out of her mouth. A formula one in the nineteen fifty or rugby in the nineteen seventies. This is not just a big victory for women sports. This is a big, Three four darts, which ended I know as a sport. Well, that's concludes this week's bugle.

Happy Christmas. That's your bag. Been reliably informed is also cannot get very soon the most. Just tell me, liquor, likes Alice, happy to you will happy new decades. I will be back with full new bugle, I think, on the third of January, there will be a bonus unable to a review of the decade as a sub bugle. Next week, crises the EU us exactly what I'm gonna do much better breaking news bulletin has resigned ahead of the Santa Claus is annual around the world bonanza a renowned reindeer as alleged inappropriate antlers by prompter, denies same thing was an accidental analytical steering contact caused by loss of balance when travelling at the nest there are seven hundred eighty thousand miles an hour in practice, also Christmas says a lousy, happy Tommy

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In the meantime, Harrison lies. This week's lies. Take the form of two pieces of research presented by teams of Bugle volunteer subscribers at the recent international conference for exciting new theories about all kinds of stuff. Neil Guernsey presented a paper which wondered whether Darwinism means that eventually, all edible animals will evolve so that they are less tasty nutritious. Surely, if Darwinism is worth the paper h now written on, it should involve. These are vital if the least yummy that says Neil is basic self preservation. Victoria Godfrey, however retorted, that counter intuitively being tasty, actually makes animals more likely to survive. It might not be a sound life strategy for the individual animals themselves notes Victoria, but it definitely boosts the numbers of the species as a whole. Christopher Barnard jumps in with some numbers, citing the difference between a number of counts in the world and the number of Renault sources which Christopher without it must be stressed. Any personal experience assumes do not take very nice and I quite chewy, especially if you eat them. Whole Christian Kasr disagrees vehemently, citing the evidence that no animal has evolved to naturally taste not only of meat, but also of catch up and mustard or other galaxies. Monica Gibbs thinks that looking at the number of mosques versus the number of pandas at large in the world, Darwinism is actually more about these vital of the most annoying picnics. But an horsey is incandescent about Monica suggestion and asks are in no uncertain terms whether she is ever tried to eat a picnic with a panda in the vicinity, especially if using a picnic basket might have bamboo Monica retorts just moved somewhere else that that that quite slow animals. Moving on to the second piece of research, LISA Pollack did some research at the institution of global millinery and discovered the origin of the bubble hat. It dates back to the ten fifty three when frankish king of Albert look portable robots. The shortened fell off his horse in the woods, well: hunting on a cold wages day and emerged from the undergrowth with a hedgehog clinging to the top of his Willie hat, Derek made picks up the story and relates how unable to remove ie, terrified, tenacious creature with his under length arms can grow but left it there and threatened to execute any courtiers who did not have a hedgehog on his head. Within twenty minutes, some Bergmann found papers proving that they behave hook headed king then had his most fruitful hunting die ever slang. Forty six stags in a couple of hours, the most, of course since King Jack, look in the nine thirty seven. Of course, I love a static monsieur Rahman. That explains how King robot then made headshot wearing compulsory for all fighting aged miles in winter, leading to the new extinction of hedgehogs. This force the development of the artificial headshot made of wood and maybe OSHA, concludes by expanding the etymology of they shape. We now know as a bubble. It of course, comes from the shortening of the king's name, Roberts or Bob look cold abroad or Bob this research almost certainly one applies here and as this week's lies, please give one to each of your family and friends,