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Bugle 4134 - Mike Pence gets horny

2019-12-21

Andy, Hari and Alice look at US impeachment news, the British political fallout and find solace in toilet news.

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The view reserves last post with ours. Fraser. Imagine a world just like this one, the different, an alternate dimension, where everything is very familiar, but not quite the same where Trump is still tweeting in breadth, continues to re John and climate change, controversies, cascade beneath ever more predictable, extreme weather events. Imagine this other world also has put gas and there's a satirical show with this sound that fights truth to power, but this one isn't hosted by this guy hollow buglers, its hosted by me: Alice Fraser, not a guy and its daily. Imagine someone sent that podcast to the right email address, but in the wrong dimension. This dimension. Every day, from the first of January, twenty twenty, the last person search the last post, ignore podcast up now,
under two weeks time. I'm I'm an adult recording is finished. When I went to the suffocated fit my show tonight, there are still took its vital. The optically on the added value, the official launch of a new bugle spin off, show the last post and it must be said not at a hundred percent health waiting pick today he's itself sat a rising global democracy. S eye embody the state of the policy mix right now still alive, but no not at its best joining us from New York City.
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This is even worse than offending the founding fathers. Now I'm, that, obviously not what we meant but you are offending. Americans are faced by continually saying you pray for the president. When you know this statement is, is not true. It's not that it's not true that that she doesn't private, For numerous reasons, I think it's pretty much he went on to say you have developed a fully fledged case of what many in the medical trumpet derangement singular, which is not so much the pot calling the kettle black as the pot calling the hamster a pot
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he ordered the flags to be half staff his his wife. oh, he feels personally insult because I did you a favor, so you should do me a favor. What's the term for the quid pro quo and since she didn't because she didn't reciprocate, clever for what it is. According to him, she said that oh John, probably looking down and has a smile on his face, something like that and he replied pretty brutal but clever for a bully,
although our ancient greek concept in don't know sticks and stones may break the two articles of impeachment just review its Ukraine announce investigation on Joe Biden and his son, and also for obstructing Congress, because he wasn't cooperating with the house
So when he says he wants to build bridges, we were off, the commendation for some. Absolutely horrific trawls built underneath, but are we being We don't know that the drop much we caught romantic experience and make the leopard changes with favorite bit about this whole process is how bright air Johnson is presenting himself. Now, as a man of the people, you spite
He said we have a pre cook Briggs at meal ready to pop in the microwave, and we will bring it before parliament this week, as though he's ever met a microwave, also pre Cook, devalued, moved some way more moderate, but still not worth having or just change directly into. U S dollars. We up Meanwhile, the outgoing Supream CO, President Lady Hale warned against Britain adopting an american style Supreme Court system.
in court and how so much of it based on hoping different members, will die at the right time. See it's not the right. I am for Ruth, better Ginsburg to die, so she the two, maybe six years, political goals to be met, also Clarence, Thomas WAR. how this game is play. It doesn't work that way in the UK. You don't just wait for you. maybe one day soon I mean it's odd that Britain hasn't adopted that because it's very pro generally a lifelong office. the queen, were political figure out and you just for having? Given you have no power whatsoever?
her hold her whole power comes from not ever saying or doing anything, particularly anything. Yes, she's a blueprint, nothing for all politicians around the world have only no policies actually did anything It's right! Well, I mean, if only or only that reason evidence from certain princes. This was spoon Benda Extraordinary claimed, but YE helps Boris Yeltsin when the election through the power make a little bit more sense than first past the post. To be honest, I mean this was a delightful thing I was. I was surprised. The irregular was still alive. That's acted, the same thought any very much given the euro. Geller ever ever does die the
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the environmental snooze button has been pressed yet again at the Paris conference, side? Until you can behave yourself? I am outside and I think I'm not that far away now, maybe twenty to thirty years in the tipping point, whether living writing breaking. It's all time hottest. I record yeah number one number one: it's all that would enable them to number two by the very next day when it beat itself
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oh I'm afraid that the twenty four hour, pumps Micro, ferrets average oppose list for less than a day quibbles lamb or leaders for not being entirely honest for acting in a went, and it did you voting public. Often this criticism You have a politician. He was laying his cards firmly and honestly on the table the prime got Morrison's Deputy Michael Mccormick was acting prime minister. Whilst Morton was out of the country, he told a group of people.
something productive, whilst these fires of going on as the mercury was hitting out never been to this bear the thermometer before me. Whoop. Has this Bob eyes open their minds and visited Gaza, whether you re too, that they used to come no time to meals on wheels or something like that. Now is,
man. The audience is, one of them was not wearing a tie, us think possibly tweeted pushing the inevitable right, the village delaying it their agreed. this far and then we'll talk about the next decade. between countries and not a compromise. That's really who you need the extension for like when you get an extension. It's from the teacher, the other students calculate the class, decided we're all getting It too, like next week, applause.
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I think it's a good step forward in productivity. The next step obviously is having the having the toilet in the middle of the office ha ha our new meaning. For that to happen, if you're, really sick a comedian who gets their best. Forty five minutes of work done on the toilet, everyday. What about that person or group of people of what we could achieve with all that at its added work time, we could develop a cure for twitter rage. We could develop Brighton.
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In the meantime, Harrison lies. This week's lies. Take the form of two pieces of research presented by teams of Bugle volunteer subscribers at the recent international conference for exciting new theories about all kinds of stuff. Neil Guernsey presented a paper which wondered whether Darwinism means that eventually, all edible animals will evolve so that they are less tasty nutritious. Surely, if Darwinism is worth the paper h now written on, it should involve. These are vital if the least yummy that says Neil is basic self preservation. Victoria Godfrey, however retorted, that counter intuitively being tasty, actually makes animals more likely to survive. It might not be a sound life strategy for the individual animals themselves notes Victoria, but it definitely boosts the numbers of the species as a whole. Christopher Barnard jumps in with some numbers, citing the difference between a number of counts in the world and the number of Renault sources which Christopher without it must be stressed. Any personal experience assumes do not take very nice and I quite chewy, especially if you eat them. Whole Christian Kasr disagrees vehemently, citing the evidence that no animal has evolved to naturally taste not only of meat, but also of catch up and mustard or other galaxies. Monica Gibbs thinks that looking at the number of mosques versus the number of pandas at large in the world, Darwinism is actually more about these vital of the most annoying picnics. But an horsey is incandescent about Monica suggestion and asks are in no uncertain terms whether she is ever tried to eat a picnic with a panda in the vicinity, especially if using a picnic basket might have bamboo Monica retorts just moved somewhere else that that that quite slow animals. Moving on to the second piece of research, LISA Pollack did some research at the institution of global millinery and discovered the origin of the bubble hat. It dates back to the ten fifty three when frankish king of Albert look portable robots. The shortened fell off his horse in the woods, well: hunting on a cold wages day and emerged from the undergrowth with a hedgehog clinging to the top of his Willie hat, Derek made picks up the story and relates how unable to remove ie, terrified, tenacious creature with his under length arms can grow but left it there and threatened to execute any courtiers who did not have a hedgehog on his head. Within twenty minutes, some Bergmann found papers proving that they behave hook headed king then had his most fruitful hunting die ever slang. Forty six stags in a couple of hours, the most, of course since King Jack, look in the nine thirty seven. Of course, I love a static monsieur Rahman. That explains how King robot then made headshot wearing compulsory for all fighting aged miles in winter, leading to the new extinction of hedgehogs. This force the development of the artificial headshot made of wood and maybe OSHA, concludes by expanding the etymology of they shape. We now know as a bubble. It of course, comes from the shortening of the king's name, Roberts or Bob look cold abroad or Bob this research almost certainly one applies here and as this week's lies, please give one to each of your family and friends,