The Bugle Audio Newspaper, a visual world, hollow bugles. Welcome. Do you four thousand one hundred and fifty nine one of the Bugle Rodya newspaper for a visual world, it's Friday, the sort of July twenty twenty I am Andy's also assumes we finish regarding this I'm going to the oval cricket ground to have a covert test. Now we on the show have recorded through the course of the year. Many sentences you would not have expected expected to here really is out of this year, or in particular the start of this millennium and well as as pointed out, will we just about recalled that that sentence You gotta have a virus tests at a cricket ground. I think I can safely be added to that list

I'm joins today by well Active Stevenson to view other I've got a covert test. Yet I haven't, I think I threw out there. All right, I'm gonna, be like kids earth hop on with the trend. I think I had early doors, and so I should get the antibodies test, but I haven't had the official test yet, but I've been out amongst mingling with people, so until I do. I guess, then that will be because I believe, if not the most pleasant thing well, let's go now from a man who has had a test and reporting to us for our country, that is in the massively abnormal states of normality. New Zealand Big Welcome back, Jameson a James well but firstly, how you out to test this this this week, you should work,

I got some afford not to not to brag, but we we kind of club this thing, and so just for kicks, really just averages museum, and just like myself have just been wondering up and say: can I get a test broke its Basically, there's a lot of nice chit chat and then they say just stare at that war, and, and they stick Q, whither, cotton, but in your nose into they fear the squishy brain at the end of it. No Rome, but but I endorse your yearning, comedian results when you ve, if I've had worse. Things hit the back of your nose: only five, We have been asking to see us off at the programme more uncomfortable, its experiences on stage, for example, that the EP birdcage clearing leads where I have to leave the venue by the back exit to avoid walking through the angry looking crowd at

so also was life in New Zealand like now James, because the rest of the world is still in the states of while very much Sweden complacency and panic, which is a curious cocktail to have at the same time. But what Sir, how how things into the land of the normal, I fear we really lanes. Into this habitat metaphor and that we just kind of carrying on drinking out pumpkin ale, running Beth. But through the meadows and outside of us more door is just wreaking havoc and war, just kind of oblivious going from hold a whole saying: hey Man, Shoplets, oh, don't Oh outside Some people wanted to go to Australia and it was looking good, but then the tradition of New Zealand, Australia relationships are up I is just playing solo again. That's good, though it

shaking hands is, it is a need. Take for granted can never get nostalgic for something like that. Off is really worth it boring. Sport is how a slightly handshake that's gonna remain. So. I was getting shape now. Well, yet, She has been them, love doing doing press ups this week for four cameras, which is not as useful for the nation as doing his job, with even a vestige of competence, but in August at something, it's better than not doing press ups and still failing to do everything? That's you wanna promises that we are voting on the third of July on his die in the year ten. Thirty five William the conqueror became Duke of Normandy,

because he was not known as well. In the conqueror by that point is conquering days were still some way off. He was known Dana's, William. The seven year old boy, which is now good aged, become a Duke S. Gonna learn on the job as a waste releasing yet a tapestry commissions, but because it was a seven year. Old boy is mostly of people writing bogs, climbing trees and stuffing their faces with chips. A year, a loved enough tapestries course willing. The conqueror they not very instagram of their day and the buyer tapestry, famously charting the other battles. Hastings in in ten sixty six at the meeting about product placement and is not just modern day films, but some be bonnets, plague, remedies tablets and let you can see if you look at it right tomorrow. I, the fourth of July is independence type on? with a joy, seventeen, seventy six Georgiana Split Squad, got their declaration function and looking back

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forty printer, which also Prince time that section in the bed top story this week, Russia, news and will Russia has been all over the news. The land of the code and angry bear the land literary geniuses, nineteen, eighteen movie bodies and the land of democratically untouchable dictatorship, Vladimir Putin, about is one more elections, and the great here is a democracy can can dream of this week? Has one every election between now and the twenty thirty six before from flowers there was a referendum in Russia, in which some basic me Putin, some which, by the way, it was clear to remain in charge until twenty thirty six. It was. Part of a range of things. People voting on in this way this referendum

explain the vote was rigged you're in any doubt whether or not the vote was rigged, seventy seven point. Nine two percent of people voted in favour, and surely that proves that this was an eternity fabricated vote because seventy seven point: nine too. Nineteen, seventy. Seventy. Ninety ninety do the exact span of the test, much career of England regulation at EU, so I'm in here any more ever there's the vat. Surprising amount of kind of Ricky found them in these little that references, sir, emanating from the Kremlin, but some. This is a basis. Looking at the state of our own politics, I something we should be aiming for out to try to turn match what Russia is doing and I think worry if Boris Johnson has any kind of cosmetic surgery.

Lastly, exaggerate because all I know is any mail president or prime Minister who had cosmetic surgery is never leaving office, democratic, youngest, that really back rather yeah yeah you, you ve, gotta, think about the vanity. Hello. You got Gaddafi Berlusconi avenues of forced resignation, but that's if they have if they ve had this three the clinging on and the moment you says, I'm whenever leaving never leaving office, apparently Trump had, as had some work done on this. Gin and sky track basically tracks Jones. Almost you trust Russian. Democracy, I'm just trying to work out whether I'm closer to England or Russia. Before I answer that question and New Zealand were very adds, I'm not sure I think we're in striking distance. I think it's, I think, the UK should be worried because of Boris is doing pushups. It does probably he's he's about, starts

off his shirt for the photos night and ass. We all know that is a clear sign of the pathway, kid, I have. The future has figured out tat. He let his clearly gone. When will I die minus minors. Five. I reckon residents offered through the footlights sixty more years. That's like maximum strength, dictatorship as regards when you're done I went back and hamper. I think he did you see that drove him going to vote looks so uncomfortable because he was wearing clothes. Genuinely Now now you know how I feel when I recalled the gloomy video calls deeply what I mean The vote says that he can to twenty thirty six, but it was pitched as a vote on some.

Constitutional changes, as you say, Andy so you saw the hidden so is pitched for like that people would go. Of course, I want to vote for that cuz sting, minimum wages and pensions, and then this Just this huge terms and conditions. You know, look at the end of the seas and sees apply Vladimir Putin more may, president for life in any be removed from office. When you prize cadet hands off the waters officials to how Jewel citizenship ever patriots, I mean, there's been a gay people, contractually binding to the end of time itself. What is this? the kind of sliding in a ban on gay marriage into this into this legislation was of the autumn innocent own thing for the russian people dogmatism. How to understand is as a non russian but many aids this what is holding Russia back as It's not the institutional is political. Corruption is not a state. Sanction commercial larceny, their natural resources is not there. At the sapling, militaristic political, did swinging nor the suppression of freedom of expression or even the vodka,

C, mere I data alcalde, an eagle, have found love in each other's arms. If I can be stopped, all Russia will thrive for all time is the possibility of a fabulous wedding, hope. This helps The fact is we it as well, because I always think that the most closely it one like the most closely ones It is time of five Sunday like since guy, I think, prudence guy he's bareback horse riding topless fishing cosmetic tweet whence he hates pussy riot. Just a friend of Dorothy, VLAD and you'll feel happier. You know a hope hope with. Photos. Baby, had a mates on another horses, chested just to browse riding around Russia dictating together CO dictators. You could have Maya how cold is in parts of Russia thing get the chest out.

The first place, I was doing next monopolies just appetizer it SAM it's it's! It's wild that, like. I mean we kind of laughing at it, but this is, I feel, like is exactly the kind of move the Boris Soul or Trump put make, because that sort of under this rule of I don't know. Got to use too much of a Dracula reference spot. I think porous and Donald Trump under this rule of Count Vladimir Power and I just running to that windows in their noise is thrashing about asking to be beaten in return for political immortal Take a give forest shows up at peace, keys, are the scarf round his neck too high to punch awakens. I am correct on this and will keep an eagle loaded critics claim a vote was rigged of, let him a poacher responded which vote of the referendum

or the vote I held my own head with an electoral of me on whether or not to bring the referendum. That vote was entirely free and fair pigeon justify them. Focusing he wanted to stop. The search for success of successive could leave him as a lame duck. Obey a kind of causes, so's a lame duck. There isn't really lame and is really a duck and is eaten all the other ducks Kremlin critic. Zander Novotny was quite you saying. The updated results are a massive lie. They have nothing in common with the opinion of Russia's citizens. I'm sorry Alexei, but you misunderstand democracy. Have you never followed a british general election or Demur in presidential election. In the opinion of the city this, is not something that elections opposed to try to gauge and suddenly the elections are designed to overcome. That's not yet key arab Andy. You leave Alexei alone. He hasn't got long to live. Let him enjoy his life at third as dad. I'm sorry, electric good. Only for speaking,

but you know that girl. And other words, a noose trumps administration is coming under increasing pressure to explain how much it knew about allegations that Russia was offering bounties to Taliban fighters to kill I troops officials have claimed that tromp was not personally informed, but was given written, nobody has a moment he was given written briefings. I guess he has a legitimate excuse wishes that everyone knows he can't be asked to read things which it is now ideal in the president, s like having a surgeon who can't be asked to use surgical implements, but I guess we can judge him for that don't worry things. I should read like the dress code on invitations. Never there is in the interest of the child, snatched from Jijii Bang Bang Border tourism, la stresses the grim reaper and on every rather book I was given when I left both school and university entitled how to leverage your privilege private education to control politics, the economy and society which was

foolish oversight and most of my pace did of course read it cover to cover, but term. This is bizarre the idea that Trump EAST said to ignore the president's daily brief, which is a double one of those centres, as you didn't expect to two two here, like we know that still twitching rules wandering state opening of parliament thousand other sentence. You didn't expect to reach, and indeed I haven't read because she'd never do such a thing. She's, the coin and she likes to eight in private, but entering the regional crown has that purple club in the Middle EAST, a high debate can older, so she can quietly enjoy a cleansing politics, occasion, but the? U S, haven't called, be asked to read official briefings or not is the historical context, bodies,

This is fucking ridiculous, as anything else has happened. What areas, but they can be asked to blend, has make up, and I mean this foundation is all over the place, and why would he bother reading he's literal and metaphorical foundations case? Press equity did come out to say he's the most well read president than ever did president, and he is very across everything like did this. Just yesterday and wouldn't have it the because I think the New York Times came in and so said. Is it true? He knew about these russian bounties which, by the way sound like a terrible chocolate bar and she was like a like. He was similar tirelessly having to walk the type is what kind of work in a tight wrote. Whilst ogling of saying he's the most well read he's across every briefing by the same I'm going. He has no awareness of anyone bounties being place so completely

should it to herself, but really I was, I think he had but city. So the suggestion is that Putin had paid Taliban soldiers, and there's like twenty nine soldiers. I think that saying it could possibly be what's a Rambo three ask, and other Russia. News Mps in Britain have described as utterly reprehensible a delay in issuing the report into russian interference in british politics. Which was completed last October by the EC regions and security committee A man should have been ready for publication within a fortnight of being delivered Downing Street in October, but was delayed because well, while those coming up and they could be another one within five years and another one five his offer that so please, everyone just piss off the committee has now not met since the general election in

twenty nineteen to a beautiful. It gets so nostalgic for twenty nineteen, which is the committee's longest fur lotions, ninety ninety four and thirty Mps Rosa Prime Minister last month to push for the committee to be reconstituted and said the refusal to publish the report raised questions of raise questions the transparency and integrity of Britain's democratic process. But she's slut, raising questions about the efficiency of the engine and quality of the paint work in a chicken and obviously doesn't it this, however much we wanted to, even if it would be a lovely idea that would probably benefit everyone so wise report- still not been published, while there only two explanations possible reason: one british modesty report, The government in such a good, heroic, like I don't want to shelve about it already. To what extent Elvis. What reason too is a thought, but why british shouldn't throughout our God? Given history, we been completely honest, open and morally unimpeachable, so let's assume AIDS

reason, one without night sense of fair play hounded handed down. It was from history, hewn and even the living Rock of Stonehenge itself, so it s just the governor. It just doesn't want to show off about yet another success. It search starting to get to New Zealand NEWS now and James you're, the Beatles correspondent for New Zealand and the entire pacific region, encompassing what over half the world's Office, so some exciting news from New Zealand. Aside from the fact that life is actually happening, there but in particular some some, what disappointing useful for New Zealand alcohol drinkers? Yes, New Zealand Zob drinkers, which make up ninety eight percent of the population down from ninety nine during lockdown? Had a nasty shock this week because it turns out

one of the owners of our wineries as a Trump supporter, which really is, as is cotton but in the nose wine drinkers who like nothing, but then, to get drunk and forget about politics, and it turns out that Bill Foley american billionaire who's. The owner of several New Zealand wines has donated two hundred and fifty five thousand six hundred. U S dollars or for a billion New Zealand dollars terminal. Donald trumps campaign, what's being partition, about is that these are popular wines. Is I just need once one of them's bout difficulty always now, no mount more difficulty roaring MEG Russian Jack, which is probably why me really and mysteriously take about which is of

with a mountain aim out, the Maui supporters of Trump I'm not a large community worldwide this Brian and Hannah, and we're very disappointed in the two Joan and fifty five thousand six hundred. U S dollars home by coincidence, is the cost of the amount of wine you need to drink in one sitting before you start to believe anything trump. Says so serve, got symbolic figure and but today I just affected the why New Zealand enjoying the outcome could ever psychological side of taste isn't. There is broken up an emotional side as well as their this physical side of it and I'll get us my change. The tasting notes on the nose is, Sir Wine has a lightly floral bouquet, with notes of black and Apricot and velvety undertones of caged mexican child

land is it's it's horrible. When you realise just like some of the brand you love, I look So the other day Instagram somewhere, like a list of brands that had like heavily dominated the Trump campaign you know cause I've been saying for years. Our economic Progressive ISM, like vote with your wallet, is a good. Idea you know, but then also, if I was in New Zealand might now, it would depend on how much I need a drink if it's, the only boat left in the store when you've had a shet that you're going to be like, I don't give a shit if he backs, can just call and put it in my face so that kind of fiscal rally works if you can afford it and have access to it. Also, just wanted to say fiscal morality is that thing should be a thing well, but it

ideally yes, it would be, but I don't think it is at that. Wasn't me what yeah you just don't know where the money that you give her to businesses goes on the bugle voluntary Subscriptions game. All that money goes directly to the Trump campaign, because if he doesn't get elected we can have nothing Talk about for the next five years. Have you want join Reelect Trump outcome, in via the bugle good, do go to the bugle, porthos dot com and click the night button to make, a one off all recurring, but donation, to the show Jonah Voluntarism subscriptions from, but at least you. The labels are honest on visa, these ones, James, you mention russian jack. Of course, a White House adviser, roaring MEG is very, very angry voter in one southern states with a loaded, the sole rifle shouting at traffic and mount the guilty is a euphemistic term for stone Mountain. The largest back

relief sculpture in the world depicting three confederate leaders from the American Civil WAR and of its vast oral Va Sour one of the The Ets Bob, our sour witnesses of, as you will know, I saw more name four winery, meaning bitter about american colonialist. No, it was franglais forego shower, which is, of course, were. American democracy has conclusively dumb, I like to take Maya, sour grapes in life and turn them into a lovely garage. So maybe that's what's been happening with those wines too. I think I'd like a wine as well. Actually I like I myself as being like a fine line. You know like cause, I'm pleased with age and I'm I'm full bodied meat

I'm readily available, most bars and restaurants. Coffee covered pending I'm often found smashed kitchen floor, difficult to get of people's carpets. So when the first, twelve years my life and a seller. You know that kind of I don't know how far can stretch that. Can I thank weren't five. I did, but I can say this is the beagle to take a turn for That is what they show is all about Prime Minister, just and our down his son, described as dangerous, caused her to reopen New Zealand's borders and it some time to James at one of the great problems of these, success that New Zealand, his hat in looking down an ice. Self from the virus is now the difficult of working out how and when open up again. No such problems here in Britain, we Cleverly, you never go on top of a power in a position to safely thing. Well, with

daddy. I can't I have to say, for people who were really came to just be on your you, ve kind afflicts around where thirty haven't yet as you say, New Zealand right. You know it's works so well over. Here you have to feel for the political opposition and New Zealand cause. I swear to God the headlines are actually. Ah, we should have more if two level one day God, that's it that's the level of passion nets they have to resort to we did have a small drama with two ladys coming over from England, you got permission to drive down through the country having got the test results back. So they weren't supposed to stop anywhere and it's it's quite alone, tries about in Edinburgh to London dry for the british listeners about it's ok, Indians, because we were short

peed on the side of the road, and now we will, I think, they're getting queens metals for hearer ownership. I reserve ahead my mom just We had to make that trip Why do you think I do think paying at the side of the road for women is heroic, actually James Degree or because you guys, we have light, you guys have a hose, so you can directive, we have more respect, the system very risky to pay what you're wearing This shows that education for any kids, Sir listening during looked analysing scope logically get what you're saying about the opposition as it seems to be the opposition alive. We can't stay close for ever, but we have to think about like you know, what about Australia and and just in time as usual, we dislike sure like in a bit

You really like kind of like we ve talked about it a little bit like so New Zealand have done everything why. Why would she risk letting the infected masses back in like if you look at somewhere like the? U S and because I have a visa, I have been looking so they ve started doing gigs again, They do the abbot comedians back out, shows so light all the l A blow Comedians have it. This is a serious outbreak of blockade in ally and pot costs are gonna be heavily expected, so we expect. Is that something like, but that a few of them have got off on the right. They confirm Brendan Schwab, Brine Callum, which probably means Joe broken, has like every what they're doing each other's podcast and I think, like what's foster in about. They suggest that the broken, it is all on their pot cause. I just I want to say, like I don't see scientists coming into your Jim, knocking the Bob.

Of your hand those top up spouting note so that the virus and pandemic is a you know telling like kind of suggesting it's a fake telling people not where MOSS people die Jim and I know this is a bit Metz out to do a pot caught talk about another broadcast on about cars. But there is a great big of a sort of Bilbao, talking to divert good where, I welcome his eye. Think we should wear masks. Bilbil was I'm not us sit here, smoking as well, you smoking a cigar with a backdrop of an american flak. So people like pretending that with scientists were wait outside It's insane. So I think the EU needs evening will the New Zealand Walkin so the happiest people have seen in New Zealand our marriage

can tourists who are trapped in New Zealand. Just what do I know? I know we can leave out, can't leave. I guess we're here now and of course we have when it comes foreign policy fan New Zealand? Now we have the year after year. Policy for people coming in and out of country adds up just into the skull whereat. Now we might go back to you in a bit we were year, then we went to not we're just looking to go back to year, pretty soon premise I ve no worries some worries. Australian policing there definitely in some worries somewhere is right now from a stranger to fuel. The people's australian military industrial complex, taken a little big news.

Whose fully for the year in Indo Pacific Region, Australia's boosting its defence spending by forty percent, according to Prime Minister Scott Morrison, and focusing on the de the Indo Pacific, which Morrison described as an area that will be the epicenter of rising strategic competition, which, coincidentally, is a euphemism. Used a nineteenth century english translations of erotic, roman poetry, to replace the word penis So, yes, it's Scott Morrison fly in his missiles, no offense their spending, two hundred seventy billion, a dollars which, in you came money I think, he's come too. Why missiles, with long range strike capabilities- and I agree with you on days, like lads, just get your dick, sound ensure that we board now Web Ford of this all of this money that could be spend on universal income during that unites corona for I say so, on vaccines or to Hell

Poverty and get people into homes to end all. You need to do is take a look at New Zealand and I want to say, look and Instagram posed by nuclear free in thriving It is New Zealand. You know and we have to look at the technology that backs this is well. There was a report out recently. The the nuclear weapons in the. U S, we're running off the seventies computer accordingly if one of the biggest. The powers is running nuclear, Miss those with seventy computer. What what we doing in the Uk Cassio Calculator unharmed crime linking terrified Gary. What other large codes again like like? I don't know that anyone should be trusted with this technology, especially or any, which we trusted with nuclear weapons with seventy two seventy technology behind them is. This will should be spending money on. I think that the ban,

check out here still use one of those old was it Simon, says, games which fact always with a different kind of being each corridor, they light up, make a noise. You gotta rip, repeat report. I think that's the technology, the power already he loved the lucky all about it. Do you gave us now called Dominic says: there's never Let us remember Britain NEWS now and while the British looked down, is entering another phase of dismantlement this weekend, we're gonna be allowed to do more things we are allowed to do last week, but in a press conference, Sir Today or systems and is going to on, apparently that we are not out of the woods just yet when it comes to our associates, the man who, through the compass and map out into a ravine. When we first went into the woods and said can feel my lab anywhere on british I'll drop. Some bread crumbs on the way will be fun eels.

Let's not blow it now This is a man who, in the early days, the crisis affecting got down on his knees, opened his mouth and blew the corona virus. Family shocks it sir, they got. The governess relaxing its quarantine scheme was given its official name, the massively belated, logistically incoherent and devotedly incompetent quarantine scheme to allow people to come and go from more more countries, but there has been there's announcements on them restrictions on what can be done at weddings, hands must be washed before and after the exchanging of rings. This. This It was tokenistic, I'm a bit rusty when it comes to weddings and mine was why back in two thousand full, but on the people involved about to show we pilates, I do something slow,

less obviously hygienic than putting bits of metal on each other's fingers. Ceremonies of us have been. What will thus have we kept quite a short as reasonably possible and limited as much as possible to just apart. Then a legally binding was somewhat takes a romance, of weddings. We are gathered here today to get down to the legal nitty gritty, as expedient, lay as possible that this fund, Sleep less it using the legal entities that are Mark and Debbie. You may now hand the contracts to the bride, no raised voices allowed a wedding switch from that's passiveaggressive start. Your blissful live together, no shouting. What are the great wedding traditions is someone shelter from the back, that's now, which might be a good thing and no food and drink. We consumed as part of the event, despite you think, if Jesus around today and I'm not saying he's not if he was probably miracle out by turning water into a sixty percent alcohol based hand sanitize, it sir,

to view excited about the excited or terrified, P M, the the relaxation of our locked them. The loosening out of the locked out. I think we should, while having Boris is suggesting that we socially distance, like he does from a love child. So that still happening is now one me said have to me as, but I do think a man idea of links questionable. At best I I know that they like doing lockdown. Isolated areas, so one of them Boris announced after his pushups, lock, imagined thinking, you're lack just on a side. Note that your lack of physical progress will make us forget how many people have died, but tat. He was. I will knocked out locally and it looks like less than might be doing that and then the BBC did a big report, but I couldn't help laughing at it. Because it said local cases in your area, so they were firing.

Some hike, like lockdown local ices in Europe and you can go to check, but it just sounds like one of those sexy girl out the right to live in it who, where they say there's six girls in area local cases in new area he's are under threat. T selection, as you can see mainly asymptomatic, but offer it forty p US cases in your area underlying conditions, but still waiting to take your cool. Fifty plus I have a police evilly subscribe category and potentially lethal call. Now, for we are horny coveney cycle, because there's another sentence, you didn't wanna hear look downswing to look up. Horny already covered needs we're gonna police, this, the that gonna be like as they can be, people city limits and will all the city limits of was the city limits of Leicester, apart from their limit of coming

the UN's they can take every February. That's right up there with with less does limits. But how is this going to work in actuality? Who watered dont Armando practical Logistics are logistics, something that really should be thought about. In these things were british me, I'm just gonna feel it. What have what about if you're in like is? It is Coventry Next Lester, my thinking rushed on Coventry. What, if you're in the archives here, Da Darby and Nottingham and love of the nearest talking. So We studied and less to hear why our survival rate, the pith Biffins Bridge for want of a better the between Lester, noting TAT, nobody here and there. If you read what the goose towns, How does that? Russia,

How do we? How do you get? He must be upset that, has become a euphemism for the big between the balls in the ozone layer. Towns and their heavy viral loud anyway, it is a family show. Is anyone get this sort of to two? Yes, so I just I wonder how realistic. It is, and in the place, is where they all kind of like restricting lockdown. Does that mean everyone is backing? by isolating in that house all because I've been I've seen people that's about ten percent of people wearing mosques, people in shops, Our wiring mosques and somewhere in the source age. Now, where I could I get people, it seems like everything so back to normal here, apart from the fact that I cant do my job and I can't hug my mom says, like I don't understand

Yes, very, very strange, had plenty of oranges that sailor. I can't my job, I e the Slovaks member delivered, but you know I mean like, like opening shops and stuff but we still solve nor we haven't loved the rights of infection, again I feel I even looking at James at this point is that he be like just do what we did we deal with it properly. I am also based three hours, from the nearest. I think. That's still I mean that you're not to take away from the from what we ve done, but United Isolation is easier when you are isolated. Yes, if only Britain had a mouse I saw that thing. Twenty two, why epithet narrow is have you got started counting the Welsh numbers yet with you with your english numbers, or are you guys still just going on it's just this amount,

now. What does what our numbers numbers adjusted perception, suddenly really Andy's element. There really was a numbers and results in a saying that sends walks on number mother about sport when they are gospel, I mean who. What's a larger number, the runs of Jeffrey boycotts, Audi deaths of coverage in England and insults men to cover this way way way. And with such scored much more quickly than because we will not bring us into this week's beagle. We are having a week of next week due to crickets being back and, if my mind impending, brain probing, successful, o b b there, and I will report back on another following bugle about what life is like in a bio bubble watching elite sport are expecting

one of the strangest experiences of boy nor need anyone else's there's lives. James since by your other, put Garson things that business can find you on finally my procrastinating eating fried chicken and a shower which I'm looking forward to finishing off the latest season now there were up and running again where you can see me live by flying to New Zealand clarity, and I too am I would like to plug my Youtube channel cause. I'm trying put, some content upon their, including old rope, shows wipe his own Instagram live nine pm every Monday you will the various I've gotta get you on? Actually James was using various bugle? on that, as well as all the other people, the kind of due to show regularly in London. So that's at nine p m on a Monday, the Youtube always Tiff Stevenson Comic and I'm trying to get enough subscribers to monetize it. So

so get out that and also doing a show as part of the mixed up comedy festival, which is a zoom festival. On July, the eighteenth, so you can buy tickets for that and watch. Anywhere in the world, depending on what time eight p m empty is to you so I did what time what times that New Zealand James Ebay seven seven. I am it actually respecting people in New Zealand gap. For that their words, beer, make a morning coffee check on some tough Stevens have his appetite thank you both for joining us. There will be a sub episode out next week. I will be back the following week with issues four thousand one hundred and sixty until then good bye, and we will play well

with some lies about our premium level. Voluntary subscribers to join me, be, will voluntary subscription scheme or to give a one off contribution to the show, go to the people, but constant com and click the dynamic Simon, bets and wishes. Parents would chill out whatever it is that has made them. So angry said Simon. They should talk about it like adults, instead of trying to self justification. That behaviour to themselves by saying well, the Paramus. It's just what we do Michel Davis managed to persuade a schoolteacher that the first summer homework she had read a work of ancient Greek, epic poetry, call D shipyard Michel was issued an official school reprimand when they teacher in question wrote the title the prime out in a very big letters on the blackboard. My cool Keynes develops a version of the hit computer game minecraft in which all the Jack's will round instead of cubic blocks. It was

fun for awhile, explains, Michael and to use Are you getting frustrated that everything you built rolled downhill? Maybe I should but few a hills into the game. Concedes Michael that might have helped. Oh Kendall has developed a new type of safety gum to try to help reduce casualty statistics around the world when to pull the trigger on Owens Gun instead of a bullet flying out a model. Bird, pops out of the end of the barrel and makes a bird noise Oh, I got an austrian company involved, but sadly the money run out and the cook who Gluck was never made down is much taken with the thinking behind this idea and suggests that to help us Erica, maintain its second amendment right to bear arms and fourth and a half amendment right to wilfully, misinterpret amendments or guns. Should be fitted with a forty five minute delay between pulling the trigger and a gun firing. That's you. If everyone a chance to either calm down and reassess, says I M awfully to US distance,

J shorten bow wonders whether if Mozart were alive today, he would write a concerto for helicopter fire engine and orchestra he'd probably have ended up. Doing some really weird stuff says J Bear in mind, Wolfgang would be over two hundred and fifty years old. Now and probably board shitless How can he might even do a sonata for full rubbish bins and a frying pan hit a written First of all, I think it would be like tool to hear it. No thanks, joy, those who have run out of time. That's the end of this week's lies goodbye.