This is a podcast from the bugle podcast dot com. The Bugle Audio Newspaper, a visual world, beauty, and welcome to Google to seventeen a sub episodes Peter Eliza switching. He bore over my lovely to greek alphabet this week by much to do with Christmas Johnny I'll testament when in April the new testament remaining English course was having for his work.

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On the same page plank of the oil, they did so were happy Christmas, bugle, so we're accordingly before Christmas, so for all, we know, might have been a disastrous critic. All around the world, but surplus of your own personal Christmas was a good one. Another so be going out. New year's eve on leave officially mom, neither thirty first of the other twenty twelve the last day of the year, definitely being well For me as a bit I was so nice guy. You for Britain with the Olympics are greatly if a British spoke here when I was a more people in London, Alzheimer's law people still talk about what a great job Britain do with your ethics. Well, that's the reason why they still too Well, that is two fold one, because we did a great job continue, because since then, disaster after disaster, braids aversion Britain has been swimming in.

C of moral ship cover ups and just a horrific story. We need to click on the actual that when this nation was great and was greatly, I was of great. They will talk about Great Britain and that's why John, but with two thousand and twelve and two thousand and twelve in the month of August. Here would wait until a nation forgot about all elements of reality and embraced the glorious got eyes of sport, taxpayers ball different biggest book store the fragility of the modern age Export Wills, it Muslims or some? Can you still feel kindly I'm going back to London for a couple years before your trip as Christmas, and he feel different is with the Olympic still in the air. We can feel the echo of complete, try and get it.

A law or the echo of the british Empire is a little more than close little Oh, sir, with slightly fewer people selling you ranger my family What are you so now allow food jerry, your family? They was winding stalemate we sold so so we are simply not been. Did you say you ve got to see you on their son? Actually sensation young, I'm gonna go back to the only country. Welcome beside myself could be going back to India So we will see more highlights of twenty twelve to see you into the new year. Twenty thirteen is anything

twenty thirteen, not just more and more jobs to remember the Olympics and twelve. We will probably remember as the year that Britain, where do you remember the ever happening? Where is the best Olympics remember this. When you can remember AL eighty four only think of his daily Thomson undergoing a jet black, but a London Olympic, you think of humanity. Writing the heights crises tablets like these laws. If months on the ITA Shakespeare, titled got together, like titles which open about it, but we are also services, so we're doing join the best of the people. Twenty twelve, because more next week In January. Twenty thirty us believe for twice a year,

unless the mines will write, in which case the works is being played and echoing around it why should a shot of rock? through space into nothingness, though, which, basically, what we are anyway since all ending intro Andy with a bleak. Listen just makes it So we shall see more into the enjoying the highlights. Beardless goodbye in the internal auditor

Does anyone have any big radiation? Finnish, big, finnish, like see women's javelin competition, although not genetic, three world athletic championship of one by large finnish lady with the euro for the kind words on two levels? Ok, stop ivy! Let's get this fuel started

So it is really a barber s killer there right now about AIDS, Paypal, killing people right now, at the universities week, President Obama personally overseas, I kill list of insurgents who could be taken out withdrawn strikes if the opportunity arises and look, we ve all got to kill list two for married couples, often Age Europe, a list of the names of five people that I'd love to murder. If I get the opportunity without the other partner, getting angry or turning them into the police by boat of a healthy marriage, you're allowed to kill Jessica citizen if I'm allowed to kill Tom Brady, ok deal the five of that President little slaves from John speeches on wedding,

What are those just more than the contractual terms than these Vigo and I work before the final bullet was plight. The site of the present has these least isn't a surprising as the details that come with it. The NEO times reported that there is a secret nominations: process, ticket kite terrorists for kilo, cabbages, electrodes story, high level, discussions at first glance, weekly, kill or capture. You might think, kill capture,

Does that work? How do you capture and insurgent with an unmanned drone, thousands of feet up in the sky? Well, what happens is actually belly of the drone opens up and a fair ground grandma comes out and reaches down to join scoop up the insurgents in its cool. Unfortunately, insurgents have now got why today send those covering themselves in butter, so they just slip out of the clause just as its tangible coastal lifting them off the ground. The? U S, military, usually Troy's a few times before getting frustrated dislodging hellfire missiles at those pesky buttery insurgents instead,

there's only one thing that can make this secret presidential kill list more chilling and they and that's if it was actually a secret presidential canary, kill list, a lonely rooms of the merry kill game. Where you have three names and those three actions, you have to decide who gets what one of the bombers list of the names Bin Laden New Gingrich, Silvio Berlusconi on it, it looks like he chose to kill Bin Laden. He probably had sex with Silvio Berlusconi, which put him in a group that includes sixty four percent of the world's population, which only leaves one thing, and that is that we might be about to have a new MRS Gingrich on our hands in the future. President Obama you're about to become the least happy woman in the world of sport use now and limb. Briggs NEWS, listen Andy! If we know one thing about the eliminates: it's that eighty eight transcendence celebration of humanity of excellence and if human competition, and also that you do not with a powerful, because if you could easily bricks and that they will be with you right black. In fact, those five glorious olympic ring stand for do not with us the Eu S Limpet Committee this week sent out I cease and desist letter to a meeting based social network for hosting. I need to go in picks. Remember what those rules also stand for Andy. We minds about king mixing about the the incredibly popular knitting Social Network Rivalry House. Did I rival impacts knitting competition for uses that included events like an afghan marathon and Scott and scarf hockey? The net knitters was supposed to basically competes in age event was watching the actual games on tv can see what they pose. A clear present threat Andy to everything that the Olympic stands for. Here's a quotes from the actual cease and desist letter, and if you are operating having machinery or mending a tall on a roof, I must warn you. This gets very funny very

begins. The athletes of team USA of usually spend the better part of their entire lives. Trying for the opportunity to compete to the Olympic Games and represent their country in sport means everything to them. For many, the Olympics represent the pinnacle of sporting career of more than a century. The Olympic Games have brought athletes around the world together to compete in the Olympic Games and represent their country in sport, the maids everything to them so far, so good Andy. But here we go. We believe that using the name, a rival and pics for a competition involves an afghan marathon scarf hockey and sweater triathlon, among others, tends to denigrate the true nature of the Olympic Games. In a sense, it is disrespectful to our country, fanatics athletes and fail to recognise all appreciate their hard work, but he's the thing

do you also need to know Andy. You don't fuck with the Olympics sure we all know that, but you definitely dumb with knitting meters, don't mess around Andy and if you ever step up to them, you better have a pair of high end needles in yeah and you better have come ready to needs because I also have five knitted olympic rings in five different colored wolves and those ring stand four metres. Don't play that shit, because apparently these natives were extremely offended by the tone of the letter and they mobilized members of anything that work left a huge amount of messages on the: U S Olympics, to use Facebook page nearly melted down twitter and bombarded them with a deluge of emails. They went in so how's that and you are not going to play the. U s o c, backed down in a statement posted recently on their website. Spokes

said, and a guy, if you're, using a palace all or flying a large aircraft. At the moment, you may want to be careful because they statement could cause you to body Holly yourself into a mountain statement said thanks to all of you who have posted tweeted emails and cold. Regarding the letter sent to the organizers of the rival and picks like you were extremely passionate about what we do. The letter sent, the organizers was a standard form, cease and desist letter. That explains why we need to protect our trade marks in legal terms. Rest assured, as an organisation that has many passionate nitrous. We were never intend to make this a personal attack on the nitty community ought to suggest the knitters nor supportive of team. U S apologize for any insult and appreciate your support. Holy shit, envy the irish Sea wouldn't back down to India over the Bhopal disaster which killed, found the vehicle you so say just came to a bunch of metres

Yes, yes, Andy. What else have? Finally realities of the world are upon wondered Andy. If you look up London's majestic cloth big, then we can say that these two hundred psych wrestling gymnastics K, winds, revolting thing this happens. I remember with having they thought everything swimming thing, because you know I may say the might excitement around the opening ceremony surrounding who is going to like the flame, this being a lotta guessing. Will it be Steve right grave? Will it be Roger Baxter? Will it be David Beckham? Will it be the queen? Will it be David? Beckham trust is the queen. Will it be the queen dressed ass, David Beckham? No one seems to know for sure, but the pressure is on you: gotta competes with Mohammed Ali locked in a fine in ninety six, the Barcelona Archer following the flame into a cold running. Ninety two economic conic moments nicely have a few suggestions on the relaunch it's late in the day, but I think these my work number one. The

in such a sworn on fire and throws it fifty feet into the air and in an intimidating. We unforgettable display of viciousness and strength to we used ie to practical, a hologram that took coach of approach at all he likes to flame, while singing Shorty Wanna be a thug three. We use the technology from the tobacco grown, but we use it to create a princess Diana Hologram. She magically like steel limping flying while also singing Shorty Wanna, be apparently you gotta have a hologram without that. Some for some reason before Judy damage in especially might safety burn suit, sets itself on fire and runs around in a circle on a podium for the duration of the games. Finally, five Margaret Thatcher walk slowly but surely, after the eliminate cultural and then set on fire just by looking at things. All of those are pretty powerful suggestions. Andean, I'd love to see any of them,

in the balance and if you may, state with full women's doubles teams what disqualified from real impis after deliberately trying to lose their final grew gangs to secure and Asia drawing the Knocker round. It looks bad when wants to minimize choice that it looks terrible when both thieves a similar, tiny easily doing it. It's all technically cheating, but it did turn the crowd on them. Indeed cause badminton scandal, and you don't hear those two words anywhere near each other on the back minted scandal. If there hasn't been Ipod mentioned scandal, since nineteen eighty six believe went for a couple of days, deed and world champion part, you Bob was briefly filter calls the Chernobyl nuclear disaster with the investigation, eventually blind electrical engineering equipment and the use of graphite in construction, but for forty eight hours, a look of being the single worse, combined badminton nuclear reactor disaster decades, seventeen scandalous to open the bowling virgin maker and taking it was a great feature on the BBC limping website this week, which gives you a chance to find out a quote. Your limping athlete policy match. You can put your height and whites into the programme and I will tell you which Libyans body you most resembled. So I'm about six feet around two hundred and seventy five pounds so put line, and it turns out on most like Stefan thank the german limping three major springboard done and also the and Louis, the pretty men's team hockey player. This means I am equally have the body evident limping dive and is in you miracle fact: it's not a visual facts which do you trust more rice or numbers exactly without numbers. You wouldn't even have to always to see things with. You just have some eyes, that's my point. So it turns out that I have the body of an olympic dive. Andy Anonymous, please without fact, as I imagined Stefan fact, lacked after a lifetime's dedication to carving he's body into its perfect sleek form new merrily. Have the body talk about thirty five euro Prejudge conveyed in well. I did the same on the same tests, John and it turns out. I have exactly the same body as the fifteen year old british gymnast Rebecca you, you haven't made myself for a while to be unreliable s going on in my lost recorded judgments from six months ago, then, almost six, dull and full of gold and expand interesting. We american politics and the eliminates combined on Thursday through many Romney thee, presumptive republican nominee, he's had a special connection to these games, not just because these age imply that the London who impacts last week would be a bag of shades of people they began, but also because he actually owns one of the competitors eliminates his wife and had a horse competing in this. Eliminating the sport of whole stress, Alice, otherwise known as horse ballet, otherwise known as the single she british thinking that three of the world not so stupid, though there were not twenty three thousand find through turned towards the horse dancing in Greenwich Park on Thursday kudos do pretty sports fans and they re also towards anything. Whether it's a sportsman or woman is called a sport killed an old lady crossing the road, a school and they would have thousands of people turn to watch millions more people complaining that they weren't any more tickets left to see that all we given away pool prevail without basically the jubilation

and also in a very special picnic accessory awful for the summer. We offering you a free, some folk, eighty or sandwich food or cynically top and communicate with passing, should bring with it.

Sexual now drew party. You know you parts each on Monday three. I t why, because the quietest breed overthrown for sixty years. That's why England is about to embark on a full day holiday weekend to celebrate the Queen city on the throne for sixty years and not dying, wants Andy, nor even once worse, for instance, the origin of bunting. It costs could write another very significant role equate occasion Queen Victoria, when she got married and bunting is in fact, based on wedding night Nicholas and Broad and Prince Albert, posing pouch, which, after robustious native newly married royal, mutual congratulation and passionate, do slew. Barrage were seen dangling from the curtain relevant Buckingham Palace window. Following morning, people instantly assume triangular pieces of fabric were of celebration of their happy nuptial from the results of the amorous rending. An early of undergarments journey matrimonial scramble, still suffering and bunting became, may stand. A part of all british role. Celebration switch is lucky because if it looks in the window on the other side of the bedroom, today's bunting would instead of nice little triangles of material look airy like a mosque, whip riding soil and water machine gun and roast chicken. Thank you also said they had sold three thousand one hundred jubilee nomes enough now this is hard for other well citizens to understand the british people want to commemorate any rights with no who could forget the beautiful queen mother, open NOME, coffins that your own good line station for Islamic seated so beautiful, and also the on line and also the new loan of Levison inquiry. Nomes approval very popular this year. So you have your own parliamentary meter investigation in the bottom of your garden.

On the cap trial.

The family in Delaware who are concerned about their taxes are met. A teacher called ways who asked me to keep fighting for my health care plan. I met a woman called Brianna who would benefit from a back to work issues. A mighty squirrel called Keith agreed with my policy on Syria, an antelope cool bury who hates my Poland views on stem cell research. I sat on a bench cool Christine who talked about police for traditional marriage ate a piece of cheese called Kyle wants to serve in Afghanistan. Whether or not these people actually exist is debatable and they seem to merely function as hypothetical human shield. Also, have you know that the negative that even a me, anyone with a could have negative, still have a lot of things. I was always on the campaign trail in Delaware, and I met MIKE and Cindy oh say: mapping trouble getting permission to build deaf dungeon said to them like Cindy, doesn't seem to be anything that I can do anything about, and I said you're right. Mr President, just it's on my mind at the moment. You good luck. I won't be voting for you

a broad that's up now, but the truth is MIKE Cindy you're too good luck with the dungeon guess of dashing dimension, boasting we local economy. Would people pay to go to the dungeon? How did that police the local economy have built right?

strict, think allowing ritual restrictive, plodding stealing the american dream, motorized, really the small businessmen markets in a dungeon is emblematic of everything. That is wrong with the Obama administration actually ACC. There is. I think that banks need to have enough collateral to be able to issue loans for college thighs, trickled down economics, ITALY's purest form you ve got the builders building this done. Do you have the decorators decorating the dungeon? You have modern Cindy voting people around you have eaters catering comes. We have to assess the movie and I'm going to build one way to get America humping indulges again I think I saw myself there really is a sign that the problem of what a shame, because my point is valid-

we became Youtube's legislative, putting him in another exclusive club Chinese like this time, one that includes Kramer from Seinfeld and they testicles and thousands of arab state borders. He was your cap

fifty thousand dollar or play fundraiser back in my, which is already a little good in terms of objects in the current economy and of the? U S, less and less part of that mail is a check for forty nine thousand dollars deployed joining language or a rule, unicorn testicles, its priorities, but no one would begrudge that he was a user coded talking about poor people with detail, innovate, dickensian villain and I quote, there are forty seven percent of the people who will vote for the present no matter once there are forty seven percent to a with him who are dependent on government who believe that they are victims who believe that government has the responsibility to care for them to believe that they are entitled to health care to food housing. My job is not to worry about those people, I'll, never convinced, and that makes you take personal responsibility and care for their lives. Wow

I don't think I've ever heard a sentence that feels more like featured the peasants even though late technically David, he sounds like a french aristocrats. Aid should be wary of powdered wig and beauty, sport and standing next to a toe Peory Kangaroo when he s back, video saying that he stands by its contents, although he makes these sentiments were not elegantly say, he's the problem and the he's, never sounded more comfortable. He data about video is notoriously a stiff man who struggled to emotionally connect with people, but in that video, for the first time, I've ever seen him hey shoulders were relaxed, he sounded completely a home and you would all studies were these truly happiest dinners where each person paying fifty thousand dollars and you get to warn about poor people.

The result is: pull numbers have been thinking like a lead octopus, families popularity is just going through the floor. We personally kicked it down the stairs into a special dungeon. Does John that's socially wrongly, the delicate touch of a Randy Rhinoceros in a China shop full of figurines of Lady Rhinoceros unease, mass empathetic as the vicar at a few,

jumping up onto the edge of his pulpit wearing a replica grim, reaper kit, sticking his arms in the air and shouting who your dad, you can't breathe. You God's sake, Lucco do of King thing underground. You lie in a box, I d go we underground out. She was gone waiting for our staff and, if you know, if you know you're cold, you save your family's got me. If the order you do this, for you go, you will someone's grandad criteria will be able to work, or else you'll decomposed three of these men. We will now saying, but two hundred sixty you're dead, and you know you are vacant job. That is why, like yours- and you might just have made the next fuels- that all of us go to know what I should not shout now. So I should definitely not show that, even though every pulse immobility, what we do,

second of three presidential debates, this took on an extra importance offer it seemed like President Obama had fallen asleep from before the first one and accidentally sleep to hold onto the stage only to wake up a couple of hours like this. I just had the strangest dream, a term that Mitt Romney handed me. My own ass in a debate must have eaten way too much cheese before taking a nap amazing wolf dealt things you mine can conjure up anyway. What time does the debate stone? This second debate or formal argument, was here in New York with Town Hall style, meaning that the questions will pose from the audience and a moderate was on hand to make sure that everything went smoothly, but Robbins.

Fourthly, it went aggressively instead, and that is probably a surprise, because Town hall style essentially means just removing the poems and leaving the candidates free to wander around the stage, but, as so often happens with these dollar debates, the simple act of removing the podium seems to make the candidates want to kill each other people podium seem to be the great pacify. I mean just save. It worked in reverse. If two sumo restless we're about to fight Andy, you pop to podium is in front of each of them. I think they'd instinctively just spend the entire about arguing with each other. Instead, we should take. You wants that with what they saw. These edge shopping podium Andy into trouble spots around the world, let's edge them onto the syrian army and force them to stop their tongues, get out and just shouted rebel town vaccinate its economy worth Troy. Bromley said that Burma has come, painting had been drawn to characterize. Him quotes as someone whose very different than who I am

and you can see why Romney's upset about that, because that is exactly what he himself is trying to do. The same we say exactly, the body is on the hidden camera footage. I was at the real Mitt. Romney is electoral kryptonite. If I think you should be thanking Bob, I showed him a somewhat different who we actually is waning some extraordinary things that he said impotently binders full of women comments. Yes What show minutes and always in the electoral risk Jonah think to pass off one of the world's leading genders has slightly annoying paperwork or maybe as a catalogue to be perused on the toilet. While you having Sunday shit, I just slightly dehumanizing collective now that could have been worse of any kind of said that they brought us.

Whole trailers full of women are now keep chained up in my special Romney dungeon. That would make you more interesting. Lemme think you have the capacity to very largely because thirteen dive days from the election I knew national Paul has given Romney elite of fifty two forty seven among likely votes is now its power and they saw as such it at least sixty percent bullshit, but even so that sound, you might be able to hear the sound of my bulls crawling up its stomach at the prospect of willards, wrongly in the White House, one of the smallest houses he's ever live.

Story this week, America is in an electoral labour needs about a shit out. Another president, the presidential election in America is a marathon goes on for a ridiculous. We long time there's a lot of shouting your support and we now approaching the point towards the end, where the bodies threatening to shut down completely there's a lot of questioning of why the countries put itself through this and everyone is about to lose control of their bows and exhausting that's, basically, the Muti Andy and it's gonna take more than an oyster export, strict to replenish. The soldiers have been destroyed by the tone of this campaign. Job story they wake the election is eddies of the amber off the bomb was re elected president, but let's hear these three framed by the oil three of these bullshit well

despite the Florida, is best efforts same finally finishing counting their votes two days after they were supposed to these election is now fully over. A winner has been declared in every state,

President Obama has been re elected as America's knew all presidents, and that we should sound was the bullets that almost every country in the world dodged with ironic presidency. Unless you live in Pakistan, in which case that wishing sound wasn't bomber drone strike was in past years, either why we all got lucky, also good NEWS for Mitt Romney because being President a frankly a really shit, you're gonna would not. Work is on my worst enemy, which explains why I've never voted rather, some have been lost and never got on within the former Al Qaeda front. Man and professional scripture misinterpreted and Abortion Emma voted for some tailor. The former comedy critics of the observer, new daily radio for twenty minutes and twenty men, and he went on to give the kind of fantastic

speech that just might you wish they could govern as well as he talks about governing, because when you listen to him deliver the kind of speech that brings a lumpy throat, you find its own thinking. Why can't someone law came ever be precedents yourself? Oh, she S. President money has been for the last four years, except that guy on the stage giving this page- and they have not been presidents- is made just a very tired man who looks a lot like you re trying to negotiate the bullshit minefield of Deasey politics. Don't if you can tell from the total my voice. Andy all read between the lines, but I'm so so glad that this election is over. This is playing an incredibly expensive, incredibly cynical, an incredibly depressing election. Having said that, watching

Mankind run for president was like watching the most entertaining car crash that I've ever seen only it could have gone on long. Twenty, sixty four twenty young lady as the official bugle endorsement to rule out the he's as interested in as qualified then as he is now. Also lest we forget this election is actually my: U S history and because it has never ever before cost so much money to not become president.

What is just the latest efforts to shovel out some of the financial shit from the orgy and stables of the european banking sector? Betty total shovel out with kids plastic buck in spite of the problem is a theme persist Jonah, even if colleagues could clean all the whole shit from these particular audience tables only would find underneath a sum. Stables might have whole shit load of horses, cryptic, crosswords, tucked under therefore legs, looking pained in the stomach and bang. Let's go.

I threw me excuse me, maybe some blatantly Europe as a continent which is inappropriate title for in this research centres. As a continent, Europe has behaved financially like a man who got one testicles, stuck in a George Foreman Grill rectify the situation by blowing another George Foreman Grill with money it didn't have an slamming it shut on his other testicle early tulip vaguely symmetrical before saying help. Help really need your help. Let me some money, so I can by George Foreman girl to put my penis in the thing I've ever on this the complications and what's happening you're better than after that sentence device just double other. Most incredible apathy, there's been written over the last week of the little minutes. After sending my first tweet, I mean literally, a handful of men got a message saying your terrible go ate a bag of dicks democracy. John grisly dies. Exactly the warm welcome. I was expecting to be honest. It got noise to get out of the way so soon felt baptized in boil able to speed of it that most impressed me. If the person involved to be waiting for six years since twitter began sitting up there, keyboard fighting sleep thinking, he's gonna joy he's just is going to what he does I'll. Be there I'll be there with my bag of dicks comments. Swift does the wind, why don't you try and get a couple of hours? Rest starling? What's the computers grateful, you know it's too big a risk is personal after that, and I am truly sorry that we so long to joy just feel sorry for the false excitement. Individual must have felt a few years ago, when I thought I joined only to realize they just sent a message saying: go eat a bag addicts to Jamie Oliver. If something, I'm sure we consider the bag of Dixon question was nutritionally rich and well seas and so

also very good way to get right up to the minute death threats, as well as one that might cover the fanatics check their recently. Anyone get some of those two cats, just look at the world's leading trouble spots and make a little of Anjou about them and within seconds people be telling you that seeks to die or to crawl back up your mother's caboodle. So am I can't understand why I found over these years, so repellent it clearly, wonderful, so ass, one to India, made one little cricket related quick about Kashmir,

only a small amount of towards Adele. Thanks you to get out of myself every day until now to the pie, you, I never think, through the consequences of that crises, think it's funny.