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and eighteen, oh no, a god dammit god dammit! Alright, one one of the boxes is checked of eighteen, hundreds, let's see it, the second one gets checked off. We know which one that is Abraham, then was born. in a one room, log cabin in kentucky throw you. I thought you for the loop right here. Have I'm wait a minute it was born a wandering about carbon, which that's astute he's going to stay as a pirate. Think into outer futon born out of the sport, True squad. First Roman second word sell out

in eighteen. Sixteen, the family moved Indiana a slave free state yeah I mean mom died in eighteen, eighteen of milk sickness so we all find out about the pages. Now. What is then too much milk bad evaluating our milk, bad milk, sickness yeah. What is I was also known as the trembles, the slows or the illness. Well I I I understand the pod job. I saw the tremble slows amity illness and address the same year same year. They were amazing the god. This slows, though their size now- and I saw milk sickness at little affair, so worked out.

I guess so. Here's what milk sickness is, basically a cow or goat will eat white snake root plant which was poisonous and that poison would go into the milk and then people would drink it and die and every time cows friedrich and the cow milk. I got the mill gotta mail, man, I don't know what it is I let's get it lincoln left home harmony was twenty two york few jobs menaced future wife, Mary todd. Then he is going to get in began, sealed were plaything, chair, So when he's gonna get married, someone asked lincoln where he was going and he said to Hell. I suppose So he was a romantic gentleman who was the lock organs comic strip based on Haiti the lack of control, the sixty one year old people in our audience. Right now, good lord couple, I'd fork

its theme of three of whom died at the edges. For twelve and eighteen. So the lincolns had issues with death boy. It was said to be clinically depressed, Why are there any facts of reasons why he might now? That's all they had. They didn't have it. His mom died from drinking from a cow and then all of his kids died except for one yet, but I'm eighteen, hundreds everyone died. So I dunno why you get all bummed out about it. Explodes pussy during the military and fought the black hawk war, and then he taught himself law and was elected to. He taught him so law were finished I now know law got it only the video court thing where you going thing. Yet myself quite thank you read As of law? I'm going to get a lawyer? Oh wait, a minute where I was very self taught there. We go.

Eighteen, hundreds and self taught equals yet appeared bucket something awful coming here. We go. He was elected to the illinois yelping hotel in his urethra. Something awful is going to happen. like the illinois state legislature in the eighteen, thirty he was elected to the. U s house of representatives in eighteen, forty, seven and eighteen sixty ran, or in became president, strongly against slavery, actors, election much of the white south, supported secession and the states did succeed. to preserve the union lincoln went to war in eighteen. Sixty three issued emancipation proclamation? He then used the? U s army to protect escaped slaves, encouraged the border states to allow slavery and pushed through congress the thirteenth amendment to u s constitution, which permanently outlawed slave. Her house garrison,

nor any other, maybe I just how can I be the first time it is written on it? I a few people upon. I may just go back. The last couple weeks, even I have been vicious heart they all listened depart gas, so they know whence data Yet. The anti slavery tom corbett was born eighteen, thirty, two in london, and even though all those years want to that how babies come out in england and they come right out of the vagina and the first thing. The doctors like the monopolies, knitting. they are when he was seven, his family had to america and they settled in trying to york young tom.

As a teenager began working as a hatter at that time? So that's hatter. He made hats and was a hat making. Gentlemen right, ok, now at that time, mercury was used to produce felt terrible, terrible, terrible terrible now. But what happened terrible terrible, update mercury has worked with no mercury's this used in making the felt that they than to make the hat so is he's using mercury right and make the felt ok, the prize for meda cyanide back then still horrible, pure. cyanide, panties related, arsenic, my vagina died. method, people workers, hat makers, were exposed to daily amounts of mercury and over time mercury accumulates in the body as it accumulated

causes dementia, hallucination, psychosis and twitching although this is right there, which are known as mentioned with which I I am at six years old and I'm in a girl school. Why didn't I get the mellow dementia with burning some galleries. the twitches became known as hatter's shakes. so the matter was: did people did they just name things based on the two nouns that were involved in what was well boys. The milk sector says where they had not sickness. Now, while he shaking what does he do is at hand

shags, eggs his condition led to the phrase mad as I had her own. I've met you at work, Alice. I have an accumulation of mercury in my body. What is in this? My god, because with it, when he was a had, are you as it was considered a good, an honourable job. At the time it was not here yet So she added with madness Tom his wife got pregnant, how do I get it back down there,

I got a job make. It is like the housing bubble. Everybody needs a hat. Five years ago we respected you, get all the pussy you on it. Now people think jibbering idiots remember, candidate and buried so he got married. And his wife got. Pregnant life was pretty good to have a mercury That is. Why died? What his wife, during childbirth, tom corporate com, We lost his shit. He started doing heavily which led to unemployment unable to keep a job. He found himself homeless on the streets of Boston, so the ever drunk tom orbit stumbled around Boston Tom had black hair black eyes. I know it says that every description of him he like eyes as if that is in a fucking leah, this guy.

fucked up, like you just think, he's weird because of the mercury shakes he's got fucking black guy he's a snake and it also didn't help that he called himself the ever drunk Tom corbett that did not hardly ever drug their mayor Tom corbett. You got a dollar for this garbage is vital. Let that be drugs right, he's ever dragged next. Don't you want to make my business guard into a liar. Edward step, away from talk that way for a time a night in the late eighteen. Fifty is, he came upon an exciting seen on a corner. A street evangelists was preaching away and tom was mesmerized yeah. I ship It is all a marketer is like this adds burden good there's a man in the clouds, my wife died,

I just thank god. He started going to all the sidewalk churches in Boston, screaming glory to god and come to Christ. I think he lives in my neighborhood yeah he's right there near the walgreens. Now apparently, him constantly yelling. This was super annoying to God he was like an asshole, an important all of the street. Ministers talked him into finding his own corner and starting his own preaching. though he would get his loud screaming self away from their corners, so they had courage to his own little side, religion corner there, like you know what I tell you at forth and river start would probably be a pretty good place for you. I know this has gotten you like hearing the word of god, but maybe just go scream it over there for a little while I dunno, if you've seen the I, but I control these corners. You gotta get your own

crazy hurrying, yeah yeah. He took the advice, he's twenty six years old and he would be change man from here and out he swore off drinking. He grew his beard and hair long like Jesus, and he was laptop shoutout, nice tom then took a new name because he was born again from now on him called god. Boston corbett was the aim of this. Combining the noun, the bossin nails boston name garbutt ago, at set It sounds like an innovative austrian corbett or screaming sober so which one or every never drunk. It sounds like one of those David Kelly the eight does passed in carbon. By now new ever drawn.

Thing is telling us they can't find find a guy with black eyes dignity working now, god how, he went to meetings at the fourteenth street and brown field street churches where he picked up the nickname, the glory to god, man he picked it up, at people. It churches were like that fucking guy he's really religious? What he? What I'm sorry his nickname is too levels longer. Then it will make you can't give supported nick in catching my french chips, and his nickname is running down to the store by grit. Psmith shortens named, we combat brochure is reassuring, it's easier. Man, no one person was known for his rash tendencies, when the moon hit him, he just did it

one day was out preaching on his corner in the summer of eighteen. Fifty eight when two prostitutes check them out and asked them. If he'd like a little action this caused boss incur, but never weary tingling reaction in his pants. What was the dick cigarettes? It was. You've got dick sickness. He got dicks that look at that thing. It's all Steve's going to fall off. Boston did not think this was a good feeling for a man of god to be having so whoa whoa. Let's take a big time, calm down! No, no! No! No! No! No one hundred and one how keep in mind David, everybody save pack. Can we just because I don't want to say that this guy's might

that is peanuts oct I can now. I can tell you right now is not going to let us put our right Jesus you're fucked up. Well, it's alive dollar. Have you seen the park has john. I wouldn't. I would not do a story about to go cut off his dick. He went on it at the paris is it scissors and cut off? Is that it kind of is duggars the you really had me going there. I I I January was like Jesus he's. Taking this dig thing a little higher than you would never do on it. He cut his nuts on the I want to still be the mate,

transition in the bottom of this programme and that he took him out still added scrotum. Here they can Empty bag thing. Anyhow, it happens when really obese people lose a ton away under his penis How do you just you, could just take em out the fucking. What you ve got you gonna cut em what they gonna cut him with the scissors. Then that thing the board cut the cord? Now, The court decided here the story of empty bag. Carbon markets. Work as this is the story of goes to grow.

he just does? He has drastically changed his nickname every week? Every time this dude know something does go down with it used to be ever drug known as boston corbett, glory god and know not now eccentricity dammit. Yeah no, no he's out. Rotors grow them. Because you ve got the skin varieties, got brokers, growing he's got, workers grow them welcome, It was done. He headed to a prayer meeting. What do you know? are you gonna do that. I was delighted that the new You walked that that new What's the matter,

do you think He went until the permeating was over and then he went and had a nice dinner. He took a walk through the city and they He checked himself into Massachusetts, general hospital yeah. Well, yeah, it's horrible pain is not going away. I had a meal. I went in the parade took a nice stroll. I wouldn't actually call it a nice draw. Some of those steps were excruciating just walking not at boston later linear, some say that he felt divinely instructed that he wanted to quote preach the gospel without being tormented by animal passions too way to cut up is not another ways, a blue. enfolds just don't social.

Robin went out, you can rub one out with the yeah. What did you feel like you? Couldn't rebel. Have you heard of graham crackers? we'll call back to the last live on other areas. Where is it now? Is it sort of like when you ve, taken a clear out of a gun? that could potentially be one shot left in the air. like they have one of the chamber as they are you saying, there's a little bit of seamen and the rod and the amounts to an I'm saying. I'm not crazy for asking that and I'm saying you are well, he just asking in all this religious excitement. City come five times. lester its it is. It is a science question, not My job is balls and I was just asking a simple question: china wilkes was born. May ten? Eighteen,

Thirty, eight what's happening, create niche workers, Try it wouldn't it be awesome if basic orbit had Can I give torpenhow get ready to break open out, as I then job bouchard, president, like it, and thanks for coming out laughing what about Boston, why it took us nuts out to africa and grabbed a t shirt by the god Dave had a nervous breakdown. Podcast, I've got a lot lately, scope and weird little stories. He was the night there. Ten kids is father. Junius Brutus booth was a famous actor junius Brutus, That was there john, with loud enemy was able to present a reliable, give it away spoil it was a famous actor unknown. Drunken quite eccentric

but was a summer drunk, but no ever drunken some, tat. He was mentally unbalanced. John will booth grew up and bottom, on a farm, his father own, near bel, air maryland. and their that farmers operated with slave labour. This led to him being a bigger porter of slavery, John works booth was athletic, good, looking and very popular, These fourteen, his father, died and john left school. He went back to work on the farm. He got into. Politics, join the no nothing party but No nothing party was formed by american native this who wanted to preserve their country for native, born white citizens. Weight never tat s departure people yet publicans and the contract a little bit around this time. Booth went to see a fortune teller. You will kill them

that'll be eight dollars. A man has no knots didn't have anything to do with my actual gorge and a job, and have you heard this, but have you heard this bucket Zorro you're gonna believe this the chips Read his palm and told them. He had a quote bad handful of sorrow and trouble. She said he would break hearts. Penelope they should people. I guess he's coming back, you negative nancy. I will she said. He would break hearts, but there, I mean nothing to you. You'll die young and leave many to mourn. You you'll make a bad end. Young sir I've never seen a worse hand, and I wish I hadn't seen but if I were a girl, I value through the world for your handsome face Finish is drawn up, so social

basically said: you're gonna die young you're, a fucking monster, but you're hot shit. Now am, u tells us daddy issue, we hear nothing, red, flag dinner. You do it for the rest of his life. He will he would he wrote down that protection? Even that's why they know what it is, because he wrote it data show it to people, pay, may look what I got going on behind only had to inflate away just got me laid deadline. You know he would use in bars what's the last part here there you go the last thing that vaguely influences they only the president's, so this bucket fortune teller get it Does that their precious notion ass? The reason? Well, I'm just saying I can give he killed, but what we need build a wall to keep them. That is,

kills and we don't know where the story wanted something more from my ecosystem. Asia said he would often yell. I must have fame, many would pay can do with deaths yeah. I want to learn how to fly. Yeah. I've got both the materialistic clothes baby. Remember my the I was to be famous ass, his father so like most of his family Booth also became an actor. You may stay seventeen in two years later in eighteen, fifty eight he joined an acting company in richmond virginia some of the others. Most spected. Performances were in the place of shakespeare. He played roles

bad guys as well as softer roles like romeo dude, had range jude had range and is crew I said that about John right yeah, amazing range great range eyes grew again. Let me start to be called the handsome young man in america. So this is. like branded paypal, he'll brad, pitt, killing obama right I'm in leonardo about a moving very ago. Booth was They had jet black hair ivory scan and was lean and athletic, and he was charming well known, civil war, reporter george Alfred Townsend described in ass, quote a muscular perfect man a man, hopefully not animals. If a similar role, but I'm going to catch up with the perfect with curling hair like a corinthian. capital of dirt. George you're,

out of the closet resemble those balls route is out of the shipper robe, as they would say back then, richmond Bertha, lower the southern life for the southern people and he had money in the jazz eating fifties Judah clothes. He was earning, twenty thousand a year, which would be the about about half a million today, but he was that great of an actor he was just energetic and super attractive. He was also a horrific racist mel gibson Now you get bigger him killing about dear guy things are happening so Abraham lincoln was elected. President in eighteen, sixty booth was not happy. He later told destroy asia so me wholly god, my soul, life and possessions are for the south and he wrote brother in law. This country was formed for the white, not the black man and looking upon

african slavey. From the same standpoint as held by those noble framers of our constitution, I for one have ever considered at one of the greatest blessings: the goddess ever bestowed upon a favoured nation. He was mildly slope prose led me, then And it longer letter later What absolute? When abolitionist John brown tried to start a nationwide labour vote by seizing the federal arsenal at harper S, ferry booth stepped up, brown was hoping inspire formally and slaves in the us to take up arms booth join the rich. grace militia unit sent to help in the capture of john brown. Browns plan failed and he was captured. Booth watch the execution of John round yet executed, and he was inspired by john brown. Wait what the fuck is he doing

brown john by child slavery was right and they caught him and now John witherspoon and now and now john browsing executed and andrew and Joe Joe experts my question is fired by yeah. But what but, ok my crazily your question. He was aunt. I use anti slavery, so what it both is inspired by John brown is anti slavery and jump. Wilkes booth is pro slavery so yet, but he's inspired by reviewing ways inspired yeah you should be The fuck does happen. Brown was a devout calvinist, any believe he was, god chosen instrument eradicating slavery, because he thought he had a higher calling when he stood on the gallows and from tons of southern soldiers. He was completely calm. He bleed He was a martyr sent by god to stop slavery. Booth was just twenty one years old and watching the courage of brown moved him. He was a break old man. Booth said he thought the opposite of lincoln, while brown of the kurds.

His open force lincoln was using his quote hidden craft to overturn the republic and make himself king. oh boy so much like the tea party wow, the tea party. I don't like that sounds like soft language. Yeah. It really yeah yeah the tea party with dangled policy yeah. That summer booth signed on as a leading man in a touring theatre company, he was about to leave on tour and eighteen sixty when he accidentally shot himself in the thigh with the co stars pistol. Well, it is I was anti slavery. Yes, he was inspired by the very like swine about keeps us land send for you. I couldn't kick a black man the other day. Therefore, I have to shoot the lad. I put it out of its misery and take the leg out back put a bullet in it. So lincoln was elected. Well, booth was recuperating now

mass juice massachusetts corbett was in his own hospital bed. Taking we to heal from his self castration, lacking dinner, dinner. We need a couple more minute. You guys of may amazing. I knew each other sauce on the salmon is to also also tell him. I don't have any balls. Also. It looks like I've left a little sauce of my own area in the chair. I am a leaky leaky man. I need a sanitation. Do we have anything? Have we invented a better golfer? Is dry cut my balls out early, I'm going to go for a stroll. After the do you have a thirty napkins european diet. You know what I mean fitbit on I gotta get my ten thousand I in eyes, when I sign up, and even if I lose my nuts I'm going to get my ten thousand going to do it.

he was finally released in the hospital they made his way to new york sitting there. He worked as a had her again a man is not a good story for this man at the job. He was equal. People call him that come to god, nutlets at man as a nickname at the job, but god's the only thing you could come to This point. Take a drink, berrigan dead one. He was I stop working in praying sing for co workers who swore near him. The man. I totally swear near of every day. I would do that. A man my fucking laker to watch the swatches come over. You fuck as well as the growth of the lord is black does not grant out about their motor bled? Now not,

That's it out elsewhere around me! No man, hey! No! I was really fuckin good. I love that we were allowed to read, love and love. The dome goes tomorrow: uganda, girls, no, don't know who comes around minimum fucking I am glad to have you as a continent where three men, countrymen, fellow countrymen, I didn't want me ben you, almost half of our age. You deceive me: crazy shit just walk I'm a strip clock bad. I would

I would if I was the the guy that ran the place. I would sit him next to a guy with tourette's, be like god, damn age match who's going to give out at first you guys just gotta, lock that door again. I like working here fact that the corbett also went to lunch during prayer meetings at the williams, ga where he annoyed everyone. You gotta be real annoying to annoy people than the. Why well when he led prayers? We would add an ear to words. Well, he the larder here are our were or he's got like us dog is a language, Yeah

they can't swear at can't swear at most, were you like? Bothering people to a young man got your balls from yours. As the young man and you won't get them back. What did I do? What I do I do that he does a scream a man in glory to guard when a re agreed was something and everywhere the ceremony was always telling them to shut up shut your mouth now, but lincoln of election and when he actually took over the white house. Seven slave states declared this session and join the confederacy. Unfortunately, for those people who believe in the historical in act, See created by the daughters of the confederacy since data, or the stage did not succeed

the states rights. Sorry, fuck off several states, but language in their declarations, like south carolina did, which stated quote: increasing hostility on the part of the non slaveholding stage to the institution of slavery. So mississippi texas Dammit Florida, georgia, louisiana and south carolina we're out before lincoln, even became president upon taking over lincoln stated he would hold on to all federal property, which is was mostly about forts, after negotiations failed for sunday was attacked by southern troops on April twelfth eighteen, sixty one the civil war had begun. Booth was forming a play in albany new york. There he called the attack. The fort sumter heroic, which pissed off everybody in the north, many people called for it to be banned stage for making treasonable statements. But the critics gave him fantastic reviews and

Who is super attractive, so is able to continuous crowd. Career booth have been ugly doubt of it. Now I am as the enraged on an eighteen. Sixty two booze booth mostly worked in union importer states. He made his first nerd city stage parents in march a review called him, the most missing actor on the american stage, but he couldn't keep his mouth shut, about the south or how much he hated lincoln fuckin actors, well yeah they're. Just pretend yeah yeah, don't you then for a living idiot just got eighty six do he was arrested. Before a marshall in saint louis for saying quote: he wished the president, Odin government would go to hell. He charges making treasonous remarks hence a government, but was released when he took an oath of allegiance to the union. Man, that's good

That is great, though, that you could that's how easily you could get out of jail. Ok, now I'm with you guys for I said I just If everybody dies up here, but now, okay gotcha, I don't believe in believe of that shit. I deserve guys he is really far. Can, though, That's funny. I eulogies anyone looking around our hearing, all I'm thinking about. I mean areas over this thing from gay, but I'm not I'm not getting women, but I would certainly is, if I had balls Jesus Christ. You know alien shot up on november night. Eighteen, sixty three booth was forming at ford's theater in washington, watching from the presidential box, was Abraham lincoln a woman. It was their wrote twice booth in uttering disagreeable threats in the

play came very near and put its finger. Close the lincolns face global. That's a make! Something why the president's boxes right there to come over and do the gulf It didn't kill you resident areas like that is likely to be like, if Obama, when says Stephen Baldwin, heavily gesture in that's so funny. Do is like he's, got his days lines but he's like I'm extra gesturing that notion tonight at one point I turn to MR lincoln and said that looks If it was meant for you well lincoln said he does look, pretty sharp, made. Doesn't he god, damn it. I wouldn't worry about that. That was just a ball or a moment of the survey. I would fuck him all the way to tennessee. You know what I'm saying

europe ought to get out of here this hatred for lincoln. Continue to grow and and nothing. You could do with it. He was frustrated because his mother had made him promise. He would never list in the confederate army whatever it is. When ran a man you're such a just got sympathetic. John will, have you seen him? fucking heart is mere make dreamy. I mean he just wanted to join the confederate army come on guys. I know this sounds totally out of context and random, but promise me you'll never know the confederate army. There's a secession right sire, on your lines, never joined to get better grab bags but boss in corporate enlisted.

he went to the twelve million volunteers attitude at risk. sail washington before he left. He told his prayer meeting what even due to the confederate soldiers, I will say to them: god have mercy on your souls and then pop them off is thing. Is prejudiced and said poor easy. I just ghali's. Tying them are gone gone where you better. When you had not sick shot because go, you think we're great vermin military? When you ve got your boss said? Did you start to sack there with you? Always? Second, then, just cut your balls on these. Examine what would you like, pre ball and has bar you awesome, because you're awful pose doors here, the worst post ball guy now, so things are the military spent mornings and nights praying in the corner of his tent.

seems like well. His soldiers make fun of em, my god. This He also wasn't big on authority because, he thought is only authority was god this meant that he was often put in the guardhouse jail and occasionally forced march back and forth, with a knapsack full of bricks, whole time, he marched, he would hold the bible in his hand and yell at his fellow soldiers for their sins, meaning worst person ever more, like We gave him a fucking now, but I did. Coups job was to take Take his bible ass, his bible away, like a bible my god, the boy sale, but was like the words what his troop judgment is. Troopers improves. Pretty formation in Colonel and futile general Daniel butterfield

do not go well and the colonel screamed. The regiment for their poor, showing corbett stepped forward and got in the face of the colonel yelling colonel. Don't you know, you're pregnant gods, god's la butterfield sent corbett to the gardeners jail corbett, just proceeded to sing hymns is loud, is possible only shared butterfield. told corbyn, stop corbett just kept zinging butter. finally said he be released corbett. If he would apologise and carpet said no, I've only funded the colonel. While the colonel was offended god and I shall never asked the colonels, pardon and telly ask himself, pardon of god

feel gave up and released him wow he's like the corporal klinger of I mean that's fucking astounding. If you apologize now that, they'll go go, go, go everybody's away from your saying, but corbett's They would quit the army because of the way he was treated sure enough. The next time you re pissed, I was treated with it. The way in his mind, it was a threat for him to come. Dna yeah there they did I'm pick did he drop his gun and walked off. He was caught in a court. Martial find him two months pay corbett's They would be done what the army, when it's time, was up when it's time came up. He realist laughs

You gonna hate that if it, what are you doing here? I went back in. He saw action. He and the rest of the twelve new volunteers were captured by stonewall jackson army. It harbours very jackson, then release them all know they caught them in them. let them go. Everyone have mercury poisoning. No one's actions make any fucking said because a great You guys has really find guys see the next one is very gettysburg The gettysburg of EU aid is very rather bulgaria, the next year court. Switch to company l of the sixteenth near cavalry. This regiment was chasing down John most bees confederate rate rangers outside of washington. we're, who would attack federal outposts in communications than disappear into the virginia mountains enjoy

Eighteen sixty four most these raiders surprise corbett in some of his fellow soldiers in centerville. According to official records, the in troops were loafing around after a meal completely unprepared. When the raiders attacked, while all of his fellow soldiers quickly surrendered corbett, did not did it really? I mean we have already made this. He had a huge balls for out his fall. You have the biggest bungay biggest bob, a guy we are bought yeah, he attacked them with a full him offensive, yeah he stood in the field. Politely alone firing shot, have your shot. It's like a cry. see person that you see in movies, just like not hiding just cover flackered harp,

weekly made him a hero, reporting They were hemmed in and nearly all compelled to surrender except corbett who stood out manfully and fired his revolver and twelve shots from his breech loading rifle before surrounding which he did after firing is left last round of ammunition. Mose b. who's in admiration of the bravery displayed by corbett, orders men not to shoot him and they pete. Power powered love, this asshole they just they just give up its power. He always stands out. There should not as we get killed. It is also my type five m get out. There goes. even so. Yeah Is that him surrender. Say, is basically rewarded for being a complete lunatic. He was then sent to the workplace besides a battlefield in a war. With themselves. They would work for you.

The andersonville prison bully anybody know of an inner simple I been there. Visited, has visited it's it's a usb you, it's not it's fun. Without all the horror, Anderson, There's an improved there. Now right, you got it basically like our outwits, but now they do a sketch improv stare. Messrs there next week is doing it was missing. Furthermore, crime anderson was just a rectangle carved out in the middle. The wooden georgia was surrounded by wooden walls and meant to hold much fewer than that forty, five thousand men and held inside it was every man for himself. There was no shelter, one stream through the prison and by the time he reached the lower side of it. Isn't it was filthy. Thirteen thousand men die their disease, malnutrition, exposure to the elements, but corbett survived. yeah he's an ass

old terminator yeah yeah. He really is he. The new model, this new model liquid asshole company liquid as well not die. You come with me if you want to have a terrible time I'll be annoying I would think hymns it will be governor. Have you seen these balls? Have you seen Boy keep going, things are highbury. Therefore only five months he prayed, preached and comforted. His fellow prisoners bless the lordy said later, a score souls work, inverted right on the spot, where I lay for three months without any shelter carpet was part of a prisoner exchange. He was swap because he was suffering from scurvy, diarrhea and fever. Captured with thirteen I progressively better progressively better than I did yeah feverish they're back up after skirt.

Diary is not that bad scurvy is not good enough. Here we need an orange guy diarrhoea you didn't have to back. Then diarrhoea went on for her. The white. When you don't get we're fine, fine, fine! because you can wipe from the front very no. No, no, no, or unix front wipers, man He had been captured with thirty another man and only dude survived. He recovered in hospital. For thirty three weeks, You described the horrors of Anders Andersonville a few times. He said the place was quote in a horrible condition of filth, the maggots. Where foot deep,

I met a lot of maggots, but if the maggots are a foot deep, so they're just waiting around and maggots, I don't really buy it. I know that that sounds kind of like almost like a fannie flagg is I'm just like, and the maggots were a foot deep. You were even the maggots were like pay. You lack a rain, oh if even the man It's them to shut them in, like one little unified boys is leave. after leaving the hospital carpet took thirty days, leave and returned to his regiment. He now oh did not just dislike the southerners for slavery, but for how the soldiers are treated at andersonville. Meanwhile, there is growing more furious because the possibility of lincoln's re election and that he could the war. He wrote to his mother. I have begun to do myself a coward s, get a break.

I must be alive and to despise my own existence, even as letters yell yeah, there's a lot of screaming with this guy. He then he then started money problems and made eighteen. Sixty four booth invested in an oil company in pennsylvania. They became frustrated with the pace of drilling and the cited use. Dynamite Also. They realise that congress working to be invented for another twenty years, I'm sorry we did reach. This is awkward, a pre car, anyway. When you blow, he went out of the diamond mining avoid blow put oil mine, it brings irvine what I'm well, because oil doesn't respond dynamite very well, why they ruined they ruin the well any invested. All savings in soap gone, he performed westerners

only by the late eighteen, sixty worry gone into debt We found a new way to channel his rage. He became connected with the confederate secret service. He met with them in canada, Boston and maryland in late eighteen, sixty four. He came home with a plan to kidnap lincoln and hold him in richmond, a confederate city. He wanted to hold the president hostage and to exchange him for thousands of confederate. Soldiers booth began to get a crew together. They met often at sixteen north it how street in baltimore to discuss the kidnapping, lincoln, was re elected on a platform of abolishing slavery. booth went to the inauguration, probably at a good time. Relations with family members deteriorated and he would often rage about lincoln to his brother Edwin. So much that he was barred from everyone's home the cinema. You bear John lincoln needs to go

Our I'd get out, ok chests. Why don't you just gave a little barbie get out my daughter's confirmation. got our on you. I got a call from a worse than these young. I gotta! Thank you. You are out, you could link resident leg. You gotta think My leg, screamed at his sister that lincoln was court making a king and that it so that better Parents is pedigree, is horse low, jokes, an antidote is vulgar, vulgar similes and its policy are a disgrace to this city evolves. then got his crew together? They grew in size and met at the boarding house. They learned that on march, seventeenth, liquid will be going to a hospital to see a show. What it's, what it said we're gonna write, jacket, issue, different places and legumes

your hospitals. He shows patch Adams there that I love the clone and the dead room. What's the dead room of the cancer area? That marriages don't see a show, this war is Never ending. Let's go see the dancing bedpans over while to read crew waited on lincoln awaited to kidnap again on the road, but he never came at the last minute. He had changed his pirate ship nap is went to a reception at same hotel where booth was day why? On April eighth, eighteen sixty five robert e Lee surrendered his army to Ulysses, grant pretty much ended any chance of a southern victory. This may boost kidnapping bland pointless so poor that his gang decided to kill. President, the vice president cabinet members, and grant

they really they're gone hazy. Peace eleven, squeezing out now lincoln son, had died in eighteen. Sixty two at the age of eleven. Both miss lincoln and abe beside themselves with grief, willie was the parents favorite able so does How did he locked himself in a room marian I did a local reverend come speak to him and at one point during the conversation the reverend said, your son is alive and lincoln leaped up from doha and screamed alive alive. Surely you mark me- and the reverend said my dear sir, seek not your son among the dead. He is not there. He lives today in Paradise and lincoln said you fucking. That's on record. You fuck. now that last year I embellished right now remember that from this deal breakfast

I mean I have the bonus dvd all in scenes, but good. Some time later the lincolns became friends with a spiritualist Carl colchester. Believe in it. But Mary did actually asked a friend from museum to try to figure out how he was doing it. Colchester, amazon hang and I would thank those you talking culturally short, get just nickname talks to goes culture stocks. It goes culture, he was pretty famous around town. One of the people came friends with was an actor named James wilkes booth there. Said to spend a considerable amount of time together and just around this time, some until the president to be mindful of safety and the president said, colchester has been telling me that anyone who, after the theatre,

says. I'm gonna run a of some gypsy ferchar, but I don't know what that means anywhere with many where's the mantle about not come in excuse me, has: oh I'm sorry booth agenda. impromptu, lincoln speech on April, eleventh that he gave out of the window of the white house why he opened a window. He was just like hey. Excuse me: hey, hey, guy, that cat eyes up here, guys, stop talking to the back, I'm a little bored, you guys ready for a little action or added couple. I was reading cyclopaedia, you know pan does a giant vocs! crazy, fucking, crazy. I am president by just as mercury My new hat

now by residents, but I regard the likud impromptu users. So forget those were classic speech. It is a pity. what about dogs the other day? Guess what america chicken, but lamb, ever dogs up it's up tat looks like I know, he's back, looks like interface. now one leg out those! in this forest scored seven years, they got that allow misstep, So in this speech he gay he said he would push for blackstone voting rights and John wilkes booth completely lost his shit. Yelling too

this gang now by god, I'll put him through. That is the last speech he will ever make true. So the morning of April, fourteen eighteen, sixty five booth went, affords theatre to get his mail that's where he got his mail. I dont know what was happening back then, but that's where he got his mail apathy I thought you meant that there was a phrase that used to kill lincoln when he went and got his mail guardian mean. Oh now picked up the male guardsman, his patten. That was terrible terrible might dropped. I guess that railways knocking myself it was terrible joke. So when, is there. He learned that president, mrs lincoln, along with a general Mrs Ulysses, s grant would be coming to the theatre that evening to see a play. So immediately began planning the assassination he set up a get away horse. I mean, what do you mean it's mine on horizontal be less secure,

idling outside of the theatre, so he tied up yeah the getaway horse yeah. I understand it's like a getaway car, but it's a horse. I understand hey, you tie it up. I need to. I need a horse with bills. License plate yeah the driver he could drive a getaway and he went to. They went to a local diner because the driver had dropped out and they got a new driver seemed a little shaky hey. You know, I don't like the feel of this buddy. I am I'm out here. Fucking put a sorry guide, you still gorgeous, He planters escape route, another member of his crew. Louis powers instructed to assassinate secretary of state, william, H, seward power

as a former confederate soldier and a member of most bees rangers george at zero rot was to kill vice president andrew Johnson That's right, emigrated from germany as child and now owned a carriage repair, business, Harold would assist in their escapes. He was rich family and now worked for a doctor in brooklyn named forensic tumblr d. What years later would be named as a jack. The Ripper suspect by the london police chief, just a little factor they throw in there. As a regular performer at theatre booth, had access to all parts of the theatre during day. He went to the presidential box and made a spy home the door, so it could check to see if lincoln was there when the time came, brick killin at broad, went and checked into a room at the kirkwood house where vice president Johnson was saying earlier that day, booth hats, by the kirkwood house and left a note for vice president johnson. That red I don't

wish to disturb you. Are you home, John wilkes booth, I mean these guys are good yeah and he's like on his prisoners. Sign man Anyway at was a bit of a pussy. He can bring himself to the killing said, went out of the hotel bar carrying a knife and a gun and just started drinking after getting drunk, he said the night wandering around the streets, washington. He got up, recently through the knife way. Then he checked into another hotel and went to sleep. That's how you do it he says needed, however. Yeah I mean I am of mail and on plant japan, alien out an assassination burden upon. I judge the bullet lake. I plagues wherever you know what I have one word goals That's why I didn't happen. Sorry, the horse won't start meanwhile power to them. Secretary of state seward, now sewer

I was already in bad shape because he had been in a carriage accident and he was recuperating in a bed with a concussion, a broken jaw. a broken right are someone other could repair Kerry. Now, there's no mercury forget about it. So you'd have to be moron not to be able to kill this guy yeah Paul had a revolver and a bowie knife. He knocked on the door and talked his win, but seward's son fred was suspicious, but the bowie knife jammed yeah fred was suspicious in question. Pals, so pal stabbed him, and that's how you show you're, not as says that at that point, the butler, yelled, murder, murder and ran away was a clue. It's a great butler professor plumbing colonel mass Joe. seward's daughter, opened the door and said fred fathers awake now here we're gonna get

loud. Why do you know how I going by shouting how power by big murder, blood kurds, only scream much good lord. This let powered nowhere. Seward was in seward and then, I turned and pulled out his gun to shoot fred, but it miss fired, so he beat fred over the head with his gun and then the gun broken pieces. So the red one then ran into the size rates, rarely been replaced with a cannonball at euro injury and that's what they did that it would hurt. I can about a cannibal on your head well then ran. It is agreed that the secretary of state room instead him repeatedly in the face and the neck right where he had a big, huge split, prevent him from moving is john, stabbing a minute

sewards, dinah, gonna, hear diamond now: sewards, daughters, darted screaming, and parents herod was outside with the getaway horses, and he just took off. the screaming and now palate no idea where to go once he got out and seward fell out of bed and power can reach. But there were the knife what he couldn't reach him behind the bed with another talking now there is a human man couldn't get on with the thing it's a fucking. Benny Ok what it was like: an old ball man. They were slapped another packing ahead with that Jesus Christ, the brain worse than the real steps, first began sergeant sergeant under the secretary came in and was stabbed, as was stewards daughter, and then another stuart seward son came in and stabs dab, dab and then power and downstairs right as a

singer arrived at the telegram. Yeah excuse me, sir yeah telegram. Then pow ran out of the house yelling, I'm mad, I'm mad horse and ran away the creek bug and leave a murder wow, I'm mad where's? My very go. The whole story you really. You gonna look like when he's navvy people in that room is just hoping. No one else comes and re establish diary ever looks like they got stamps I got this, has a cloak insides, where's. His daughter screamed at her father was dead, but the secretary of state just spent

some blood and said I'm not dead. Get a doctor like in pay making over there the bad none of the pals stabs have been effective, just flesh roots thing. But much better for the gang of the theatre boost plan was to shoot when nobody used up nanowne died, no aegis, he went. he went into a house with medicine being in the state. It was back then started radio having an unlimited was survive. That is even the oh shut up with a bag like a man, I haven't le note. Nobody died. I langley agenda. Grandma was, like must deliver telegraph aside. Third stabbing must sing happy birthday.

It's dressed up like a gorilla that gorilla am happy birthday, birthday, birthday, happy and yet are soon wave album Is that so so booths plan was to shoot get and then stab grant lincoln was post a bed in a great mood for the first time in ages. He was like shit turn it around. The war was finally coming to an end. A saw peace ahead, but grant did not show up, because mrs granted, not like mrs lincoln, gadflies, well buddha certainly was allowed access to the boxes, and then he peered, through the hollywood carved in a great move. KEN's bodyguard, guard john parker. left the theatre in intermission to go drink at a saloon next door, good work, sadness,

in the play. There's any assassins can be so tired. I would come on we're fine place places that I could of our wine come on or nine struck in lincoln to kill him. My name is half the country back the other five, whereas head isn't that bring John had ended as the actor onstage uttered? The line quote well, I I know enough to turn you inside out old gaol Sock dollar, guys old man trap. Did you write that play dollar gazing. I was gonna anymore, adjectives load. I would have dad you rake reg? I'm tired, I've been up some six months ago. Those good thank you. Lanyard everyone laughed is alive, including ligon than john works. Booth, shot link into the back of the head.

marriage mare, a major henry rathbone was there and he lunged at booth, but booth stabbed in the booth and leaped from the president's box onto the stage. Its re raised, his knife and yelled. Six seven It's around latin for thus always to tyrants, so, like a whole fucking thing like a theme forgiven is assassination was an asian was an actor there's some one of the secular went fake. As some reviewers like going show. Then he ran out of sight or into an alley where Joseph peanuts, was waiting with a horse peanuts. Let's go air peanuts, and I think that these peanuts them will go. I just popped the store by pay. Let's let scram J John works booth horse getaway horse was knows. No to be unruly booth. Jack

They took all my doubts very minute: train black argued that get away. I made a lot of it and I could get away and bring in a new horse. I'm it's a whispering, hey, I'm puttin, lincoln appended. I give me a skittish animal and I want to make it too easy something about understand. What's going on in setting out often dockers, our legal and army surgeon came and found the president barely breathing and with no detectable pulse. He was comic those paralyzed and leaning in his wife, the doktor, already ordered, brandy and water. What about blanket the president is, I know. Well, maybe some gin, I mean anything. I order from the president is free right, yeah, a whole bottle of brandy, hot water, please a little bit of water,

a couple of other than we also guys I nice and maybe a ball for the head Oh, I know someone died in eighteen, sixty two ligaments taken across the street to petersen house both medical data harold, the guy who bailed on power and they took off from maryland. This day Had areas of a confederate sympathisers, dense forest swapping swampy trance was a perfect way to get two virginia nine miles from washington. They stopped at a tavern where they had left guns and equipment. During the night booze unruly horse became very unruly and fell on him with the horse fell, untruth yeah and his leg was broken. A lot of people. Think rather liked by jumping out? No, he did not. He broke his leg. Has the shitty horse and to run away, try to fuck it back in

fell over and that's I broke his idiot leg. Con flutter gets, they went to a doctor's house for treatment than they went on to the home of samuel Coxe, who had connections to confederate spy. please be merely searching for both and his accomplice. I too am they re. The boarding house were booth had met most of his crew. They want just looking for boot, There are also looking for John surat, the son of the woman who own the house at the hotel Europe as the bartender, where vice president Johnson was the bartender, contacted the Please about a man asking where vice Johnson was, and it please, Sir german found a gun and a knife, and a bank book that was boots. Jesus,

Here's your bag book of the murderer there, the stupid, after many. You come over nine hours, lincoln died at seven to twenty. Two am unable fifteenth a thousand or dollar ward was offered for booth troops are sent to maryland. The nation grieved on April eighteenth, there is a public viewing of the president's body at the white house, long lines formed people got on trains to coming to washington. Funeral people slept on hotel floors and on the white house long even in the south people grieved yeah, even in this hour. Large crowds gathered to express their indignation every year, ladders windy again. I'll admit. I hated his politics, but a spur of the moment. She rose up and I'll, never hear gaze window year in this world to grow on. That's his legacy. Did one about potent member gonna forget

seventeen, so don't worry. Just one thing is my button. here is a new here's, my butt Seventeen soldiers to turn a merry sir sweats boarding house and searched it are they found pictures of both in some other stuff, and while they were searching, the home pal came to the door to disguise Why? What's that could make knows the mustang cowboy mister jones show? There was a big show. Gary are rather real, against this backdrop, as you can see, I will show it does not matter the girls do I were talking. good. What are you saying pony bears a blow. Do you see this haste, Assemble costume

no way looks like a brown hotel town and for russia's amber I breathing talking bone. Wondering about the die is very turning and That would cause me well, I believe my eyes seems like a regular area. Advance seems like a regular horse eating in what you'd love. I love cosby as ms grey caused me. great cause. We're never gonna. Let us down now on April twenty first, they dug up a body of lincoln son willie why they ve taken up willie what the fuck that really do They brought willie's body to the train, which was now nicknamed the lincoln special. This was a

the a train carrying lincoln's body from washington to illinois, and they wanted a fucking opening act. The there's no excuse for what's happening. What who lincoln wanted boy paid beside him, so they exude them and take a lot of train wreck not bury lincoln next year. That kid did they not know where lincoln would end up. It was like a giant well what a mama momentary in zurich, the figure it's kind of like spinning away. Congratulations, Yuma, arizona! You get the hours that remain, president lincoln, that's where the boilers blew up or that are bearing this and get along better. I just don't know it.

Add a little willie mays elaborate today back right right, You create equal rights as well as by the pathetic and nightmares boys are governing down. Sunday, sunday, sunday, sunday and ready dad and bore soares monster. Willie and we're gonna jump. Seventeen plots, the the trigger up there. Many towns and people came out in droves, does pay their respects, but they still couldn't find booth by this time, boss, corbett had rejoined his regiment because of their experience, hunting,

Most bees rangers, the nearest sixteenth, was called upon to find booth during its serve as the head of the congregation s booth, delete a prayer, and he said: oh lord, lay not innocent blood at our charge, but bring the guilty speedily to punishment. On April twenty. Fourth, the new york sixteenth with boston Barbara held into virginia to find John wilkes booth, not long where'd volunteers from the sixteenth, cavalry regiment, led by lieutenant edward dorothy to go south into virginia and hunt him down, corbett was one of them. They went by ship and the potomac river and got off at bell plain virginia. They arrived at ten p m at night and then one around on doors, waking people up and asking questions they searched for a day and came up with nothing. fishermen and his wife came forward tom that a man a look like booth crossed the rapid knock river rappahannock, whatever

he also said booth was being helped he's from Virginia he's. One of these motherfuckers you killed our president. They also they also at both was being helped by a soldier name willie jet agenda. The hearts the daughter of innkeepers, so they went to the end they found jet jet refuse to give up any information so they threaten portrait s? That's where the sun came from. You have nothing then jet said he'd take high level does not bear, though so they heard that he with the jet set. They were. He was at the farm of richard garrett. They went to, they went there to garret's house garage, The two guys in the woods seen awhile door. Dorothy thought it was bullshitting, so he grabbed garret by the ear, pull them out the door down perhaps put his revolver to his head and said again where

the assassins and gets it other than their party. It's funny there actually in the barn and we're outside I'm remembering so minors with different in the barn and they are the year. Carry you guys need water, you guys like part, so I would just loved it. I am a big fan of solving staff. I love you, I'm always solving, but there in the barn and they are in the bar, and I ll show you something that get is known in that I think that's awesome. I think that so cool, that's all! That's all sounded! That's awesome there in the barn, so there in the you nick who's a pretty boy. That corbett wants to charge suborners own. Why why like where I now well made

I said: calm the down booth and dirty yelled back and forth. Sorry not booth Abu, the dirty your back and forth over an hour and then Harold said he wanted commands better, so he came out news tied up. It became apparent that booth was never going to come out of the barn, mostly because he said why my brave boy, you can prepare stretch refer me, may quick work of it. Shoot me through the heart. He such a fucking actor. This fucking time everything he says you wanna put him in the face. It's like the kid from drama school eyes, so affected bessie gator named ever to conquer, lit some hand fire and put into a crack in the barn the barn went up in flames. The orders from washington were to take booth alive. They knew there were other conspirators and they want to know. If the orders had come from the men running the confederacy, they needed him alive and talking, and eventually they figured this Ok, fire dr map dan corbett, shot both dead

Good plan wait, wigwam worried. I suppose the gill he's, fucking kill again of the lincoln s, call our bad sorry, sir! Cried boy they took booth. Do a porch. On the house and boots said, kill me he as to see his hands because he's para eyes in a soldier held them up and boost, said useless. Use less he's such a cunt, such a fucking actor little use lives both died or on seven. I am. The government. Attackers were furious with corbett. What on earth did you showed him for one yelled, god almighty, direct me too said: carpet providence, directly, my hand now corbett,

sat back and bigger asshole one bailey was dual of assholes YAP corbett was sent back to the capital to be questioned. The leader of the country were livid, but such as they want a court martial corporate. They couldn't can't, because people were so fuckin happy carbon. He was like the hero and secretary, who's going to jail for killing the man the gilded, because let us finish, he sat for famous photographer court testified about the shooting. The position in which I stood left me in front of a large crack. You might put your hand through it and I knew that booth would distinguish me and others through these cracks in the barn. It could pick us off the chose to as long as he was there, making no demonstration to hurt anyone. I did not shoot him, but kept my eye on him steadily. Then I saw him take an aim with a carbine, but at whom not say I'm a man was upon him attentively to see today no harm, and when I became impressed that it was time

that I shot him? I took steady aim and shot him through the large crack. His ass. But some did question why he shot booth, including the new york times. Corbett wrote to the times He said when I saw where the bullet struck him in the neck in near the ear. It seems to me that god had directed it, for apparently is just where he had shot lincoln sure right he's a godfather corbett. Was offered one a boost pistols, but he passed. He was offered a hundred bucks for the gun he used to kill booth. He passed, said he wanted the horse. He really liked his horse Billy. He was given every single guy everything a soldier was given one thousand one hundred and sixty three dollars and eighty five cents killing lincoln ever built,

Given that relate to those They both don't write letters. You guys couple of back to new york and his bare meetings where he annoyed people again all this in some, you wanna go where you get out. Have you heard of the lord right at the lecture circuit and tell the tale of killing move, but he would always break it. raging sermons toward and go well eighteen sixty, nine and eleven philadelphia working as a hatter. Of course, Why not our local, then it'll losses had a job and headed out west things were going to great, often received threatening letters from angry southerners who wanted revenge

for while the soldiery serve with who said quote he preaches with a pistol in his pocket after he says his prayers. He live Down at night, with a loaded revolver anders pillow, he moans pitifully in his sleep The house seemed haunted while he was here. I declare I was glad when he was gone. He was so unhappy so uneasy. So strange he's a good man exactly but he is in constant fear of assassins. Carbon went to cloud county kansas and took over eighty acres of completely worthless land. he built a sword and stone doug with holes in the wall, so we get fire out at those coming for Jesus. He lived as a recluse in just wandered around the countryside with his horse, billy billy. So there s good. If someone approached got off, Billy pulled out his pistol and laid down in the grass waiting list. Who was at neighbours,

fired warning shots. If they accidently road across his claim, he would even shoot at children who came to close rules. Are rules, did rules can't you go, killed my son. learned boundaries, yet it very rightly. I, your other kids in a coma probably won't know you know, is both the shootings ended with him in court in korea and in the courtroom. got a gun and shouted lie, lie this deny ruling. Could you read that back my they still and bring themselves to put him in jail because he was the guy would kill booth anyway, your party had no money at one point, he dug zone I ve been told the neighbour that when he dies, we want to be buried in a new blanket now, like

like what will they each year and it is a deal. trouble. Is you think at this point he was like? Should I cut off my nut yeah I'll manage that ability the horse? That's all I heard it's like you know Bailey. I know I talk about cutting off my nuts a lot, but I really regret the here as the nautilus bastard that shot jean luc booth check out the blame. Get an old war veterans. Legislator got him a job as a doorkeeper in kansas house of representatives in topeka, but corner was offended daily, the actions of the politicians. Finally, fifteen eighteen, eighty seven he pulled out his pistol and threaten the speaker of the house, It responded by adjourning for the day. That's lunch. That'll do but corbett. Thank you. Carbon

I remained and waving his pistol around at legislators and reporters and staff at about yeah, while everyone hid under deaths by the police, crept up behind him and grabbed his pistol and took him away yeah, that's right. So a judge in topeka declared corbett hopeless insane committed him to these state asylum cases that that phrase hopelessly insane they're a hopefully in same as is our ever been a hopefully in person, fully here tsar as head of the great barrier, good, on may twenty six agent any visitor tied his pony near the gate, corbett saws chance. He was walking with a grin

but pretended to admire some flowers. Like days, then he ran and left on the saddle and galloped away. There is a letter arrived saying: the horse could be found in Kansas. Seventy five miles south covered spent two nights there was an old soldier. He knew from Andersonville. He borrowed train fair and took off saying was headed in mexico. No one knows what happened to him after that, while nobody out of court in eighteen. Seventy seven, a lawyer was brought to the bedside of dying acquaintance. The man's name was John Saint Helen. We can barely conscience Helen whispered. I am My name is John wilkes booth. I am the assassin of president lincoln, Side to this guy drink bad mill,

and as the m testicles didn't Helen said that vice president johnson and masterminded the entire plot and helped him to escape our right David. Someone else. Besides, booth had been killed in the barn, and he no way clean and been hiding in the west for years using given aliases, but it turns out helm, was not dying and when he recovered, it took off the twenty five. Twenty five years later and nineteen and three the lawyer read a story in the paper. A man named David George had kill himself in a hotel room. in Oklahoma nine months before when he thought he was dying. He confessed. I am the one who killed the best man that ever lived. I am John wilkes booth. you see a pattern where this guy keenly and he's dying there. The drawing of the man look exactly like the same: man alert spoken to junior,

two brutus booth of the third nephew of John wilkes, said that george very much resembled his uncle. He had never seen it Now the law whose name was bates and yes we are talking about. award, winning actress, Cathy bates grandfather This is what This is only gives new league of extraordinary gentlemen had they bade abraham, lincoln John. What hopes boot jack the Ripper, happy pigs, grandfather, nautilus, fuckin corbett. There should be equal. Don t ride. Neuron horses, m, o and most ineffective stand. in history, most in effective, stab, stabber bats hey pal pads, daddy bow, so big

it's tried to get the body from a local mark mortuary my, but they wouldn't give it up. Then the body became a tourist track. just a nicer, the body savagery and pediments front parlor its glasses? carrying out the body, became a well preserved, mummy lights in nigeria, Seven, when debates public an opening for george burns- oh god, he's telling in nineteen o seven, when bates published the escape and suicide of John wilkes booth written for the correction of history at three hundred nine page book detailing saint Helena account and how he ran away, he somehow got custody of the mummy of john works. Booth. Some now got custody bates, then rented out there. Corpse to carnivals, state fares and other freak shows how why what now John

Experts mommy, is on tour, hey what he wanted a life on the stage. A magazine then publish a story describing how everyone who exhibited the mummy had been ruined financially in Of course it makes sense, in eighteen, twenty seven, train carrying the mummy wrecked, killing eight people, while nine, including John, unwelcome violation. The mummy drive as they were so excited sky, kill the president of gravity drain that he would have it after the mummy was kidding apt and held for ransom kidnapped. It's not bernie. well in this union veterans threatened to lynch him to lynch back by make my forgive allege that mombi wait they're gonna, let's mom you and your mother. I don't know why I don't know what's happening

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