Would you please give a very warm welcome to Mr Gareth reynolds and dave as the other dollop everyone here, the vacuum? Oh here we go the died that dad gareth c'mon guys. You know the shit you guys know better. Is this a good arrangement dave? Should I sit here? He it's ok, sincere hoo, hoo hoo harry's book of magic. I place I can say, as you might get a reaction, so I just like syrup or saint go kings, strew.

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he's, a guy who just like plays in the minors and he played for the sharks for a little bit. Then he got into a car accident. Now he just eats like a fighter he's like a goon but he's like the greatest goon like it's crazy and I was like well. This still alive? So I get to it does on where it happens. Him a semi tons of ideas- and I swear- I start getting into them and like eyes one doesn't work. takes a while when you don't know a country, so I I finally settled on one that would that someone had sent me a long time ago and I was like fuck you, but I did that one yeah, so in response to someone who's trying to help or block them and tell them to go fuck themselves, that's all anyway. It took me a long time to settle on a story, and so I was writing it up until six. Thirty, more people were very appear. They were reaction even so there in the morning six thirty nine people- we don't know it started, but still, while rapid it up at six. Thirty.

so anyway, what we're going to shout at the beginning, I paid out three supper. Suckers she pops James Douglas, right checks out, right now, it seems pretty like on point, was born in what is now guyana guiana fuck. Are you drunk ready? His dad was a scottish merchant boy he's a good boy. His mother was Martha and tell her and she was a mixed race, lady from barbados, so that was rare, but the time why do doing that? I am all for it. I think it's great yeah. I think it's terrific.

Back then I would have been like sir David David. Don't allow look me in the eye. Gotta labourer just start we're happy for them and always would have been. back then? I think I would have been dead by now, but I do want apology. By the family. Anyone know you guys ever really large keep on black community ape raining. Also, the two were never married, so in layman's terms James was a bastard. I do not support, but that's if you're raised by as if you're raised by a scottish first that it's hard to tell it. That means like an actual bastard. I just liked lock up, allow blasted bastards war can look at all I study is eaten as possible. Just like an. I got past dead, so there they just tell them

in regular stuff. Yeah yeah have you met scottish people yeah they yell about everything, so they will say in scotland. Look at that bastard to eat, yeah, yeah yeah, it's like a goat or something yeah, in eighteen, twelve, the family went back to scotland, oh boy, sir James, as a scottish excellent, hey Sixteen james headed for north america. He learned the job with the northwest company. A fur company accounts, gonna, say just the northwest company, that's obvious. They cover What are you guys make things for the north west northwestern of the hudson bay company, which our colleague the hbc from now on cool Now, don't make it later, that's good level. Yet I know that's it. You guys card now right how many work for each bc. At this point we are, then I want to make the right chicken.

yeah. That is correct. That is correct. I really hit something here: the northwest company was the age. These main rivalry and the two companies would have fights with each other over territory, beavers and in one big battle: pemmican, oh yeah, that's pelican, pemmican, chemicals, chemical pemmican, so like a pelican, but no longer being very, not right, nations delicacy. Pemmican is when you cook, and then you dry meat, and then you grind it into a powder, and then you combine that with fat. and then you put it, aren't you put it in a bag and you go. I'm gonna get some papers and off you go into the forest these people back a second a protein. As far as I know so, cocaine beef- it is cocaine. Beef

He just snorted and all you do is talk about burgers. That's like man! I fucking love burgers that in my gums, it's like I'm chewing. That's the traitors. Eight they'd have a bag of this shit and that was how they survived out in the wild, the dusty meat and fat combined with the fact that yeah and young, so dipping saw about great grades, are coming. either the northwest cup install a supply of pemmican from age pc and actually had a battle in nineteen are in eighteen. Sixteen and twenty one deeds were killed. Wholly pemmican was no fucking joke opener over dusted, meet people magic working for a store. Authors like actually we're going to go to war with the store across the street. You might die, They took our pemmican put on your armor.

our beef snort! That's what I want to call your beef snort put on your beef suit. It is believed that James Douglas may have actually fought in some battles but just five years later and eighty twenty one, the northwest company merged with the that's a baker, the word: hey ooh, that's a hard! First day: oh, oh my god, hey! We just realized. It was dusty, beef and boy powdered egg on our face holy shit, that a little bit of fat and a little bit of fat There are still missing that I gouged out yeah that ain't, that a groan you guys got other than bad or you would look good in that. I thought it a little does debate. I always liked the fat better rip sets yeah. That's it

dick the fat. I just like it better on the tongue. Really hit a nerve there. People say you know you talk to someone you to the fat. You elsie is to say. Is this snort the beef car? We started the before an hour's wife's good she's get kathy spine, where's, the boy, if in my nose and my right now, I'm wrong That is a really awkward sneeze I have cloud basically like a ramen packet, isn't that impact totally a rom and that these guys are robert black eyed flavor noodles do not stand while we still have this drink one, nobody wide shrimp, important! I already the shrimp wanted, always terrified me. That's it should

If one was taste, its powdered beat you're, one of them, James Douglas, moved up the ranks. The combined company pretty quickly in eighteen. Twenty five is put in charge of founding of the fort of vermillion, which is a trading post in Alberta. In eighteen, twenty seven establish fort Donnelly, dude's a baller, it's a fucking baller. He was next sent to fort vancouver. He worked there as a chief yeah give to where it has raised when he middle of fucking. Nowhere do the paper words. You have to chief account add up those buck. Asean repaid I had. Rather, we bring. You know Many was made chief trader. Why you trade? a charge of leaving things that Europe must be a part of the creditor

you're really good at it. So near the top one and now rebuilt I'm in charge of otter, pelts, Gee trader is a big deal and then in eighteen, thirty, eight james put in charge of the districts of the whole fucking She mogul outside the earl no word the whole Smuggle how you have making deals, use gettin shit down there. He least land from the russian american company. For the price of two thousand otter pill, wow made a good a good fucking deal, get it off daddy, Can you imagine how many otter pelts will be worth today? My man leaves for back in

or I imagine, like the glengarry glenn raw speech, that again and again for a closer thousand, realms last year. You drove here in a much luck. Put the beef third prizes, your eyes, gouged, the russians These are positive factors, guys we're doing food and feed. You know you look at all the pills we. the swim, another pet. We should have got a wagon, no, no wagon! Look. We have alter built. What we put out there built in oh boy. You raise a good point. How we tell Putin. Excuse me, I said how we tell Putin, who putin who's, that vladimir you mean the fries with gravy.

To get more people to settle in the area douglas created the push sound agricultural company, sure I just Rosa gonna cut that line out. He hoped to get more people and get rid of american presence in the oregon territorial of April or at the point now where people clap over just that idea, irrelevant at present the only time you want to use our christmas any other time get the fuck out of here get out both the. U s and british want to have an official, claim on what the EU is called the organ territory and the british call the columbia department, both good names. I disagree with it. about catchy again today that I try to dictate what were they again? The organ territory right, floats nights. I am the columbia department who nope

does not flow both are good, sounds like a store all snapple. Check out the fall line at the columbia department, son of a bitch man. the next united colors Benetton fuck. I just got a letter from the colombian I gotta get out. I waited video seven were once I opened a cd from the columbia department. Another won't stop sending up. you know how I got back in eighteen. Forty douglas was made chief factor What is its positions? Are getting vaguer around vaguer? You actually, president and staff factor, is in charge of factor. it is the highest rank he could get in the age pc. He founded fort victoria phobia, We chose the site because it

protected harbour and surrounding plains, which would be good for growing food and because we want to create a buffer against the american shit. Moving and they were rolling in weight. American shit at sea, Moreover, a lover of it. thousand americans came into the organ territory. In eighteen, forty three followed by fifteen hundred and eighteen, forty four missouri senator Thomas heart bent and said quote: let the emigrates go on and carry their rifle. Thirty thousand rifles in Oregon will annihilate the hudson bay company and drive them off our continent. Fuck you we're not taking sides just to be clear. Oh I apologize. I take it back for all those americans came and they were like where's, the wife bar what's a computer, what do they say you don't have in and out here

next legitimate gripe. You stop ain't w. We still have ended. not like they do allow Maria god, as airlines of issues are legitimate. we're like I guess we'll go there. He goes like a pretty good. That's pretty There is as part of the history. Then we have a very personal. This way, man in the added a w, These are all our states group of group, air flouts king of double use and vice president, a gang of well. You ve been promoted to king anko. Finally, the british

are concerned about the yankees settlement of eighteen. Forty five, there are eight thousand americans most putting down roots in fertile will amend valley. Is it safe to say that if this was today, trump would be like keep americans out of our country americans out of work. If he was canadian keep going, you'd, be. I bore repelled than anybody else. I don't need to set out a pelts variety prepared with one path. Now I have them all. We're gonna build a wall of pelts will keep em out. We got some of the finest repelled maximilian islamic pal. I feel like I'm on state, with the three best impression is in nobody's doing tribe stuff poverty. Do you guys do Bain gap

Yeah, actually I do and a good walk in so Anna can keep going, a do. What is before us, the yup yup fun. You Jeanne, you father, hit this watch inside of his ass. In eighteen, forty do age: pc had moved their main posed from oregon country to vancouver island george, look, I don't know organised. Where we are george simpson, who made the decision called. africans, worthless and lawless characters of every description

unbelievable description. I cannot deny that the americans and british in the west. Pretty much hated each other and james douglas, would never get over being pushed out of the columbia river valley by the americans. In it in forty nine britain least, olive vancouver island to the h pc for seven shillings. A year what kind of the oil pelts yeah pearl we're dealing with utter poker. You guys want is garbage, go very nice it's a very pretty island, heading down, and I do away why such honourable it's a terrible minimum, but so why was it so cheap? Well, ok, oh read the next senses. It was true for a reason and I'm in the end actually gareth

The age pc would have to create a colony in return for, rights, the island, the h bc, green, agreed to bring in settlers hearing at the american wave of immigration, the governmental php c, provide a suitable climate for british settlers. ok, so that this is where it starting yeah yeah. It's not good. That's not going to say no, it won't be a suitable climate. Happy look at all these people they're all in vancouver. This can be a happy or not. It's not now they're all waiting for the other shoe to drop now. Yeah, the oregon treaty of eighteen, forty six had given the: u s, possession Of the pacific northwest south of the forty nine parallel, no exact but that is no way that yeah yeah you do you wanna get over it. You know it Could I let it building houses right up against Dave day get what's at eight day they don't like the kings can have our television David. It's your own cable. I hope not.

Say cable. They they try to get our television Ok, it's ok! Ok, let them somehow, like! Oh, my god, Dave w is our biggest cable. But in all new root beer flowed followed by a chilly dogs. Speaking of your cable riders, my son came back from tee Morton's, like those donors are awful. He six, please, I actually here tonight so TIM. Thank you very much. Thank you to him and I bit one I was like we'll chewy We're not rife are no doubt aware that their garbage, It is an issue, for example, does not, of course, I

in america wow fair? Why a minute it minute! So that's who takes all shit shitty. Don't we were wondering pudding send the garbage ones. Do I don't know the trash shut road traffic I'm so we should probably put about by again arrive knots, dim orton was born days, a curious doughnuts. I've had better do not go that throwing away most vehement go busted cream for me, all right so fortnight, parallel the western boundary extended. So right we were, you know, you pray, dont know, It goes straight across pretty much a little bit of chicken jagger now, but then it gets over here near vancouver. She goes a little squirrely the western boundary extended quote to the middle.

the channel which separates the continent from vancouver island. While the treaty made it pretty clear where the boundary was. It got pretty convoluted when it came to the san juan islands. It read quote the line of boundary. between the territories of the united states and those of her britannic majesty not just majesty, shall be continued westward along the said, forty ninth parallel of north latitude to the middle of the channel, which separates the count. From my covers island and thence southerly through the middle of the said channel and of futures future fuca future for europe. why you go straight to the pacific ocean, provided, however, that the new, The of the whole of said, channel and straight south of the forty nine parallel of north latitude remain free and open to both parties that fails age turn yeah so this means that the place where the over drivers are: god, dammit, sir. What are you waiting.

Glad you got up at the main straight amendments take a less when Adam was events. What some guy wrote this and was so it's Is it just convoluted to be vain, fucking, nuts? Ok, because it remains very Clearly I dunno a lot of stuff back then seems like nonsense. Trust it now as true story the really good point tat one h, pc governor, the treaty and said there were two channels, not one that might cause problems. w they have nine. A lot of them are just hamburger thing what per worker yours secretary of state, James buchanan, expressed great alarm he read article one. No one apparently had looked at a map.

the area when they wrote it up ass, yet others? If what you gobbledygook things out there you mean islands, those things gobbler books guide and do twirly had last thing a magic there. We go, but they were ignored and the treaty of organ was signed, the senate, I on january, undulate, nope much june eighteenth and parliament and end parliament followed suit. They soon. The situation with the tiny, meaningless islands would work itself out and always do this now and always now. It always. Is you Now you re a brass, my babbling about another. I would take you take it you take you called fives on the island will find another one thing that yours I don't care about. Ireland either way. I don't ike land, I'm a country I'm a water man, myself, big water guy.

Otto girl, you think of the eighties right I was my single from the eighties water that was synthesizer with a budget. Who knows what you could have done right and I realize that form at a budget, but in w cut me off James Douglas just waiting to be made governor vancouver island. It was just a formality at this point they pretty much been promised, job and he was the guy with the most ship going on in colombia. Am dave. That's the turk, that's the actual! What that's how it reads in the big guy, but he's not going to get it. You don't know, I do not think this. You know that our rapporteur, you know, I think I don't think he's gonna get it now. I'm gonna get home by nine up. Ok,

suddenly got a letter stating clearly not going to be made governor egg. On my face powdered egg, the job went to richard blanche. Who was a thirty three year old, bachelor and lawyer from london, he's just a guy connections in london and saw vancouver as a stepping stone to a career and government. Yeah glass was then told to build I'm a mansion to live about out. Why James that he had you didn't get the job. I hope you got. The letter got the letter. Everything tat was one more thing: everybody was their house. How someone apartment? That's it. We need you to build a man should, for the guy who fucked you can. do thou, yeah and hurry and make it beautiful make beautiful, like I'm sure, you're gonna nail your dream, the one you want to live there and then eleven at eleven. A m

We're gonna have a red ribbon, cutting you'll bend over your bend over as a wise words here with the scissors he's gonna fuck you so slow in front of that house. Weird ribbon, cutting back I'll, say that old, still these cameras work, very little. Where did the red? It was also told to get going, get blocked, YAP, wilder magic and also could you get? What do we need you to get right fact see a body. He was told to get Blanchard a thousand because ready for him, because Blanchard will be paid by land instead of money to get the land ready, a thousand acres ray. Had the rabbi at sea

regular wit, you guys don't appreciate what are we gonna go to? One of the chemical companies I didn't leave just degrees north m again they won't have you There was a wise stored. The factory blew away again, before the end of this, when the reveal is an w pemmican, very the other pemmican checks. So thick dr meat and milk come on took Blanchard a year to get there and when he arrived, he asked to see his house. I need not just some english prick, probably doesn't really know the. Unlike the under story of all this, so he decided he thought it was, can be a big deal when he when he rolled up and he got up the heart and me you got the shipowners like and he made them, come out of the ford and then he read as proclamation in their like. I would

such a shitty job on that match, and now that I think a value I would put the staircase outside our aid. This door doesn't errorprone dan. thing, yeah yeah, that's the fuck. You room, prolong the toilets or upside down. Ups Sorry about that they have a glitch made, took him You see the house and there he found an empty lot in europe. Betty yeah? It is pretty flat. Yeah, you think, you'll be able to live inside. Of that bug face you're just now they ve been. gave him a shitty room in the fort that was so bad. He decides to go back and stay on the ship, the problem there. It's gotta be so that what a funny little walk he had to tear okay, I'm going to go back there rerating the proclamation in the morning that I forgot something

but I got to I forgot my shoes, you're wearing your shoes. You have a good night out, pemmican pemmican. He lived on the ship for about a month. because the ship was going on runs for supplies the whole time. It's just a car that will arrive at charges will be back Are you a bill that house we're going to buy cigarettes finally did move into the sitting room and afford after about a month and waited for his house to be built. It took months of prodding in pushing but Douglas finally built tiny house. I Blanchard imagining one man building this whole mad the whole, but what yeah? Oh, my god, the nailing pastime! That's up! You take my blog. I mac sharon prick

If you can have lovely indoor plumbing, though I'll say unbelievable, have really done myself in the house was not big enough to host any civic events. The problem The real problem was that there were hardly any settler they are mostly all h bc. Employees so Douglas had all the power when Blanchard about a thousand. His a thousand acres planchet was told he could use it, as an acres while he was there, but they were not his to own forever, which was not what he thought and that's douglas relaying, yeah yeah, oh yeah, that's not yours or fought on it play kick it ain't. Do a real lake! Then, when you're gone, it's nothing! Sorry! I thought it was mine forever. No, no! No go fuck.

And he was also told only he could farm it, because no hbc employees were available to work the land thousand acres. It's easy to tell I heard about it. Yeah go ahead, because you're allowed to go a funny. A funnier bastard who's like who's in charge of these people. I will be going back to my boss in england, so fat, I was so so you're gonna just take that quick trip back to also email and for If you have ever been to the bay, you can't picture any of those people telling a field right. right. One first department store human yeah, some local humor and w, I know that is a burning. Is an american burger joint, ok

so so being an early, so being an attorney, but you didn't really happened, farming skills, so the land just sat there all the while blackberry using his own money to buy supplies and going broke. He then develop they stabbing pain and the sight of his Was it a sword? Yeah I've got us and them the origin of the phrase, stabbing pain. There's a sword. Second opinion also reoccurring. Bouts of malaria, reoccurring stuff has finally that I'll go up. He finally gave up douglas had driven him out. He resigned.

and ass, soon, ass, his resignation was accepted in london. He took the first ship out when he got there. He gave a scathing report, noting I answer a rigid. Oh yelp oh, why we are asking: is beef was a little dry and then James Douglas was made governor in eighteen. Fifty two, no one was thinking about the san juan islands and the vague wording in the oregon treaty. At that point, though, douglas strongly believe the island's belong to the crown leave the san Juan worthy logical extension of vancouver island right here I have it. I mean I could do it I mean he's, got a fine he's, got a point such about you. I don't know the man, another reason I believe this was because h pc agents.

claims and one island in eighteen, forty five by putting an engraved wooden tablet there that's a contract that is a contract, that's legally, echoing. What you get is forever well admit that What are they in water? Was a grain? Was it made a grand someone left their jacket on the island like I'll, be right back at opening. Since I left my plugging jacket cars dammit No, what black now are you utter Does that australia talked him like that, Therefore- and I agree with you in eighteen- fifty one dollar- established a seasonal fish salting, so on San Juan? Those two things are how you own something

Sorry, what's the two wearing a wooden? Putting a wooden tablet, then starting of fish salting station that's how everything zone ghip always as well. That's how I got my house occupy a fish. Salting state People just put it there like a simp like in sim city, because this too, one guy salting fish visit my site and is able to realise right, seasonal, so yeah. There is therefore a couple of money it all a bloody fish, whereas salting happy get fucked. Ok,. in eighteen, fifty three, the? U s, form the washington territory and with it came and aggressive young governor douglas believe this would lead to more americans moving north of the columbia river and grabbing land in the base douglas knew. The americans would push

the forty nine and that they would see the same ones with no trees and awesome soil and start salivating. He told the colonial off that the san ones would quote, maintain a large population in eighteen. Fifty We, as the new governor vancouver island douglas, wrote to the duke of newcastle and said he was going to quote assert the sovereignty of her majesty the queen to all the islands of the arrow arc arc. I largely kaliko archipelago share, will do that I realise that I trust you newcastle did not reply to the letter. Also Douglas took that is agreed. If what am I did, I didn't get it in the eighteen. Fuckin improperly went to his spam. Keep going enclosed a salted fish. There's this out. That way, I felt that it forces on the ground, there a picture of the plaque, I'm hiring up. For a guy

p c pepper- monopoly, gotta piper guy. So the first thing doug Theirs was he went after american art w cousins, working some land on lopez island. He was cutting and had made a fifteen hundred dollars in improvements douglas made cousins apply for a licence and then clear customs in victoria with the timber, which meant cousins, was forced to pay ten points for each the cubic metre of lumber she hasn't said. He believed the land was us territory, as he had been told, but he was forced to leave due to the terms laid down by douglas. I was going to, relax out of these. He sat back and others what I did make a tablet about my jacket, server jacket on this one

I saw a visual eve douglas took this as a swede. Victor moreover, he wrote quote: I have succeeded in defeating every attempt made to preoccupy the ira at the gallo palazzo yup. I thought at the time yep through the agency of american squatters, so that those islands will still remain a de facto dependency of vancouver island, unopposed unoccupied by any whites except a fishing station, which establish some years ago by me back me is really Is that what you have bled fish you guy who's gonna, give you we're gonna get salt, the added the letter with him, a ham.

Like you asking for a bribe and am next Douglas established, a plantation on San juan island on December, fifteenth eighteen, fifty four, some hawaiian herdsmen, led by irish, Ben hawaiian herdsmen, why? It's a whole. It's a hawaiian! It's much wine, ok, led by an irish guy named Charles John griffin makes significant how that happened. Yeah, where, like we shouldn't, followed and we in hawaii. I take it shows I bet bar at the front and another left british artist- I'm fuckin low- you're telling me there's going to be better than that. Oh yeah. Hawaii is a fucking tired of me that are way better and way better. The fucking island isn't shoot not fighter. If that's what you're talking about if hell island,

for me. Where you see this you're telling me there's is to be better than hell. I I lose a tablet or early you're going tablet of this you're had a freak out. in Hawaii what a fucking toilet that was. I had a margin of eleven advocate place: you're unbelievable you're, going to nyc, or I don't know where we're going. You'll love it you'll love it up here on the left. I swear to god you guys. I've got a freak a freak out, because I freak out making them all wear blindfolds yeah. Just what I want to see your face? Everybody, I just said it'll be wiretapped it'll be worked at what you say: yeah you'd love with what you say: it's got: hawaiian, shirts, autographs or yeah. We're freezing god. Do I told you pack, pack pack some plants, but you have broken you didn't say, because I thought I definitely darted. I thought it you're telling you might want to bring an extra layer.

It, bring accept ragged extra hulu skirt. I said that I remember clearly say dot anyway, just up here on the left. swear to god, a little harder, we'll find it find an onlooker jack forget, it will not be removing the griffin brought one thousand three in sixty nine sheep to graze on the island and wait yeah, I know, there's a reason who there from a lion there on a ship. I guess why are guys reforming? Why is hard to imagine a boat It is hard to imagine a boat. Because an arc yeah, that's like an already know. I do it. You would get some of the other animals now goats. goats and may I e mail, goats trust. It is part, is gonna. Give you ever

oh god, I'm I'm not going to lie. God was a little crackly for some of the conversation, but I think he said all guy goes up pretty sure sheets. The real issue at all male goats and as many hawaiians is you can pack in essence that thing off alliance budget goats, like thirteen wives, saw one hasn't threatened six nine sheep, and then he also brought a few pigs. We're gonna, make a lamb things given named I've been invented in Canada, for when the goods are drunk given name is new homes, lash ranch, Bellevue, sheep farm douglas inform the british government that the set that settlers were now on San Juan island failings engine that there are actually employees of h bc, the arrogance, we're not down with it in April. Eighteen. Fifty four, the governor of washington, sent the? U s! Customs collector in port townsend isaac, Ebby too.

island. He threatened to seize british property on salmon island to collect duties which are owed the? U s, because it was u s, land. In return, This made the sheep farmer griffin the justice of the peace san juan island logical step: ok, you're, a cop, not wait! What that guy said what we wanted, yeah, but you're a cried. Rather I don't wanna already trust me you're, a cop there's only goats here he just cheers all of the criminals. When I get to do, I'm not sure why you do. I made my life a convict, coat and a shit. What it does is my boy. The lung girls like labrador course. The justice of the peace was not a paid position, douglas, told griffin course not more

the bloody internship. If you think about tat future resume, thought must be given to treat the american tax collector like he was a common criminal. If you try to duty again, but the you: u S, tax man did come again twice. First, on April twenty first, he came and gave griffin a bill. He said of government did not pay. Sheep would be seized. the right to live in Burundi takes and flogging shoot it anywhere herds. I've got I've got everybody around like that at all, because there were these up a second time. He comes back on may third within a system. And he set up a tent on the beach resided. Glasses

but ziegler says I am sorry cabana. He then invited griffin down for a chat and griffin accepted. After a few minutes of casual conversation, griffin why he was there. He explain that he happened to be the new justice, peace in your life, but I am and if the tax man disturb the peace while he was arrested and put him, yeah and the bar like no just see like a goat jail that they just tie a bunch of sheep to it, but that's it for you. Good luck! Getting out of there, jumping, no jumping! Those goats are again so you guys go. Sheep and goats are the same figure. My only one hearing this It saying sheep the whole time, this more onset, goats, I'm not a moron. I just a noise and his people are welsh,

should know what a sheep is a single lady the bianti song different over there, the next James Douglas steamed out to the island with a british customs inspector when Douglas got there, he looked at. Party of you of the: u s, tax man and since it was not worried. It was a small group not impatient force, so douglas did not go ashore. Just sent the british cows inspector to go ashore and raise the british flag go over there and put the bloody fly good lifted, Fuck themselves, they can you sure this is gonna, be cool, though right absolutely rays on flag I'd go, but my leg heart so partly would happen. I can't get over. There live for sure

they're cool cool, absolute loyalty and love for him yeah. No, it's not an invasion force you'll be fine. Whichever of the goats look like it seems like there's a lot of goats over there turns out that the sheep I just actually got word recently yeah, there's far away. We can tell you from here they all look like bloody goats that Furthermore, on either so one of the meeting a tin can that's why we thought they re. Essentially, I of course anyway, over there ever is that flag It's okay, though, eat after raising the flag, the british customs inspector approached the us customs inspector and asked him what he intended. The american customs inspector replied quote. I am thinking of putting him in my instance. Inspector on the island who as his assistant was named weber. The british cousins inspector said that if he did the men, be arrested and america was not concerned, probably because you, not him, it was going to be arrested,

When will we, finally that about you dont know, weber, flock weber, Jesus Christ, I mean some bail and that the barbecue, At the end of the day, the american customs inspector went to griffin and read a proclamation naming weber assistant, collector of comes on San Juan island. There is no and then walk like now guys. He met the king I met the president that I know who else there's the meat honestly also I'd like to try and clear customs now, What are you gonna do in the states, are plant a canadian flag, one of my very good plan, yeah. So then, he weber set up a tent behind gryffons cabin and recent american flag. Freedom.

come on baby. You hear that freedom nothin yet come in here it's coming right. It goes no griffin being written earth issued a warrant for webber's arrests right after a lot of weight, but where's my eyes when you write a piece of paper. Essentially it's like nine children playing pretend ass. I got a jail, I don't need to go to jail. I got a bulletproof body. He's got a bulletproof body. What are we going to do? I used to be called that flab. That's how elaborate your atlanta, your atlanta, I got lava boots. Goddamn he's got my boots. Shit pretend harder. We gotta pretend we're lucky than good. He said elates a wanted poster to that and a pb for you just handed it to me. I'm the guy in the fucking poster that does look like me is made where the goat

I see a shape. They waited raw, no, no, their votes in sheep's clothing watch out for those sort of carcasses. Don't worry about it, honestly, just goods to glow the ok. So then, griffin after issuing the warrant for webber's arrest, told well the hawaiian herdsmen that he was now concept constable. How are they to serve the warrant and arrest weber? that is the I'll catch. You are only a third of the euro. Is it you can chew. Lightning ball, Absolutely we car got the cheaper. Your yoda jack looked out so the new constable. What The constable literally went literally being a constable over the hawaiian guys. I guess I'll go. Do this.

I gladly mare I'll, tell you what I mean why in hell I was so much, but I was amazing member why the pineapple here is sheer. It's up a pine tree there, the current cheat and pineapples about it. goddamn clouds dream day when I could say a low heart, all of you very heavy day. It's like a law and by the way you can have a louis with dried peace, you bury. It goes into the fuckin dirt. We just been eaten beads and it's very, Hey we just been eating beef sand building if castle lawyer down here have some fun so then the new constable went along with the british customs inspector arrest weber when they read the warrant weber, pull

a revolver and pointed at the chest of the hawaiian constant matter here by a low. That means goodbye also to declare weber, told them that if he was touched, either one of them. He would shoot them. He then said he could do imagine touching you he didn't have he said he could do so because the constable was not a constable. He was just a guy. who even literally just heard neighbour cards to a moment ago, we're all just got The last time a cop harasses me you're, just a guy take away that uniform you're. Just like me, the dude in the back was it'd make it yeah you yeah, I'm a winner off god, how did you know where this go? He said the the the office of the justice of the peace wasn't legally

as the island was. The british and the constable hadn't been sworn in before a bench of magistrates just like here. How is if he added I mean complicate, is this newark sworn in front of a bunch of earth and bring back in ireland have about you guys, play and made? It is the latest argument of all time web then let them know he had two pistols around his waist. This was one of them and we also had a knife in his boot up. Why go for undertakings? Vine, my dad? at the time in america, my dad's a pistol so we'll see how that works so the not real constable and the british customs asian ran back to gryffons farm and got six men. They came back to set things straight with weber, but weber was still pointing the gun and threatening people then the cost, but then the constable went to govern and asked if he could go shoot weber, but Griffin said no, absolutely not gave set match weber.

You haven't been think there is a need for violence and told them just to leave weber alone. Griffin wrote in his journal quote such a farce. If this is what is called law Then it play way is run law. What so good. About journaling is that it was kind of like blogging for the future rely somebody someday. I know this bullshit I went through you just can pose that you, like somebody, find this, a bad I hadda did. He say it was Romola rum law. So that's just that was that that is, I believe, a nod to australia in which the whole can, that point is being based on rum. They didn't have money, while they just that's? Why not kept Oregon was that it was just that that that was like slang for, like, I think, everybody years drunk there. Lines. Now they have europe. Industrial any.

It's the only people who, like a bites, the so so then Weber left the next day to get supplies and with the british customs inspector and until douglas words going on weber, return, intent on staying on my tenth douglas, told griffin to just avoid weber as long as he minded his own business? It is not what we know is not whether we also take it down and not legally speaking, he wasn't. It wasn't supposed to collect taxes, but instead was to keep tabs on what was happening on the sheep farm Look again and guess what sheep yeah, eleven,

I have the right to know real woolly, their harry. There really airy twelve goats nope, it's it's our a J cross that out caring sheep. so but this caused all kinds of tension to subside. So it certainly is starting to get cool everyone's like alright, we're living the thing yeah, but it's a leper and griffin became fast friends. Oh shit, like this story, is great douglas. Wrote the british government to complain about the arrogance and their bullshit on San Juan and the as customs inspector wrote to the american government to accuse the h bc of violating u s, revenue laws, match. Nobody wanted to referee is going that was like okay, yeah fuck it honestly. The british then asked the u s to get local officials to cease and desist and then both of you some british governments wrote to their representatives

the island was theirs. Douglas was thrilled, ok, now in what come county. It's not hard. It says what come I want to go back one com, what tom Tom twins, is east of one island. There were two villages where about forty. Americans lived not a lot of people, but they had formed a county government which included a county commissioner named william. I can't believe San Juan island was part of the county, which meant hbc had to pay taxes mike much land is for I know it's very true about now and like them now everyone it building is like that yeah that island over there is ours and fucking great, oh and collins, irish, okay, I get it now beginning in october,

rating fifty four, the sheriff made for trips to the island of nordic griffin to pay eighty dollars and thirty three cents in Baghdad. or face a sheriff sale, also known as an auction griffin told him to piss off so the sheriff. The tax it'll notices in december on the island and went to the beach to conduct an auction fun. Since no one lived on the island except the guy. I work on the sheep harm. No one came to buy the sheet. Why why the sheep were the only ones who showed up further. I guess the sheep goes to the right and proper shape. I could pay with as we enter the third argument they shape over their fuckin, stupid or humans. Now the prime minister of the ilo. Do I hear bah? Does anyone doing your reply? That right we have nine ok,

Well, he doesn't sell the sheep because no one's there and and then he leaves and griffin assumes it's all over wrong. Next, he came with an armed party, It was called the sheriff from others little villages, seven other guys. They ordered griffin to pay and again he said piss off, so they left and then they back at midnight. When iran was asleep on the sheep on they rounded up some griffins breeding rams, they had built a makeshift pen on the beach where the hell the moonlight auction. I is shining third gin. It's our anniversary. You brought me to a moonlight option, could argue that doesn't make you forgot Do you like the bummer? Is that what it seems you'll never see. Forty nine were sold, although they just sold them to each other. What's happening,

Colin bought twelve fifty cents, each Why the auction was over. He realized they didn't bring boats to haul their sheep, so they commandeer indian canoe and try to get the berlin canoe renovated sheep in the canoe may, I'm endeared like a cop common dears, a car, I fix, say let us get up the sheep on their my badge, Turks inspect roma needed to do it because they are. Just catch and fisher? Whenever you guys do you need salt? So weird thing about canoes: is there not built, That's not true, and it's hard to get a bunch of sheep into a canoe. Why? Because they don't trust, what's happening because their career of instinct stem the men were.

but by the by the sheep they were not. The canoe then fell over and a few other rams ran off. Chris woke up in the morning and found out the gun on you got a party together and made for the beach when they arrived. He saw americans, pushing out with some rams onto boats only at the end various native american is like my canoe. So, with yeah It was I sleep. While this is crazy, I do like the idea In addition of storage wars, where they have to move everything that they win on a canoe, be prettier may get lot machines that ain't get ya, so given ran down to the beach and into the water catching up to the boats in another man. Try to untied the sheep on one of the below while the americans pushed them back with their oars. Then one of the american

pulled out a revolver griffin backed off, He wrote saying norther recourse. I immediately left the spot. They quickly left two boats and one can do the one kind of They dragged the native american who those like. Why am I here? What's my god, I was actually going to get corn and then even became the sheriff and then a griffin then made quickly revert fort victorian, told Douglas. What had happened douglas complain to the british government during all this douglas kept forgetting till the government. griffin was an hp see employ not a private settler and the sheep or by h, bc, douglas report. Forty five m ram stolen with eleven having escapes during the canoe and loading in July. The british government claim the: u s owed six hundred and fifty pounds for thirty four ram. Six hundred fifty pounds for six hundred and returning seventy six ewes and uttered, and forty two lambs five hundred for the hire you,

but the gross animal. We just call them five out for the higher up the beaver steamer they changed the american. Did you say the beaver steer that I knew nickname. innovative right out. There are still marianna arrived, the beaver steamer. How many men screamed yeah, yeah steamer below isn't a denim jacket more than any other to wear? Oh, my god, you just play fucking foosball. Why is that? Guy have a jacket that says beaver steamer y'all talking about every steamer with people, the yeah, that was my band and eighty beaver steamer rejuvenate. beaver steamer is a ship name, the paper it's a steamer, I want steamer, be the bridge also asked for one thousand pounds in.

the losses altogether. This would indeed be about fifteen thousand dollars today. At this point, the: u s, to the governor washington and told him to cool it. They asked the british directed douglas to do the same and they did. Douglas was not now with it. Now, the british and american, strive to iron out who had the rights to what in the islands. Shooters met six times between june in December eighteen, fifty seven, but they could not agree on boundaries. in the end is shocking. Reddish. In the end, the british offered to give all the islands to the: u s, accept san juan island and the? U s said nope love me: yeah. That's weird, I shocking that we would be not cool yeah. I can't really were dicks. I after that letter said be. Cool rise of guinea has some sunglasses. We are generally and have been for history, a very reasonable people. Meanwhile, while all these negotiations, nash negotiations are going on, u s revenue agents kept assessed,

taxes on the cheap. Here we go again right and then the american settlers began, arrive minors and we're having no luck arrived in january from the Fraser river diggings Douglas one british government that they would lose the island if this continued colonial secretary lord lighten agreed. He wrote douglas and sent home onto the san juan islands was quote essential to british interests. He told douglas to get rid of the settlers I got nah not not good arm yours that yeah searcy yeah, the sheep have gone. That is a matter of time. It is stated when the sheep have guns, but that it's in the cards that is in you. You guys. It says right

Are all the animals get a gun? They have the right to hair arms yeah, our forefathers that hit it off yeah, I'm hot, but you got a Bernie sanders. Shirt Bernie sanders show at the gym earlier. He could easily be king Bernie Do you imagine if we had a president? It wasn't a fucking piece of shit. Ok, I about a political away, we get your news, appearance, f, minor! It's going! It's go and great. your words old. So right does it give it now. Lyman cutler was one such american settler. He arrived on the island in April, eighteen, fifty nine. He was twenty five had failed mining and looking for a place to build a home with his wife and child. He claimed two hundred and sixty acres, under the donation. Land claim act of eighteen, fifty, ok

that one yeah. That was a great one. That's got my lad, that's how nw w got its restaurants. I claimed mile and under the sister act that's where you have to remove your freely from it with a bunch of orphans ray we back in their habit thanks her an extra common day. We appreciate, I was voted off, the show, the donation, Graham act allowed citizens declaim land if they took care of it and improved it, but the length tat expired in eighteen, fifty five, four years earlier, her three or four years, I was a lot less than a hundred sixty acres. He was using griffin, said cutler, squatting on about a third of an acre. So less than sixty eight

You know it. You understand my it's way last waves, or is it a lot less a garden? Ok cutler just happen to set His farm right in the middle of one of gryffons main sheep, run subway Never get any. He made garden and then the sheep like it so much I mean it's really he rode, but the sheet it's in the sheep seem sad. When you're. Here and they walk up and I dunno what to do right now. There's some here just as squatting, literally it's gross and he has sheep boy. We heard that no, he did. We all have kidding so right, except in the middle of the sheep, run. It had a garden

It was only fenced in on three sides. Nah! That's all you need that sick america need a fucking fence, fuck you he can't nobody can get through this fence. There's only three sides: yeah that'll be fine. We got them all covered, you were saying all three sides are covering: he planted potatoes, and color wasn't the only guy sellers are popping up left and right in claiming their land griffin was getting worried, wrote douglas quote. There are now upwards of sixteen squatters have recently come and establish themselves on. These parts of the island are claiming to be citizens of the united states and they have one and all taken up claims and are making improvements. Log cabin and a potato patch on air,

on the most viable prairies. I haven't possession of my heard men and livestock now because cutler only three sides to his friend griffins pigs get wandering over in helping themselves to a stack, there's, no solution, I got three sides of the batch. What else you want there all gathered and they keep finding loopholes sketch depicts how build a wall at that date. Back then, was like I'll build a wall and keep the pigs. The pigs on yeah trump one morning, cutler woke up and went outside, discover a pig digging up and eating is potatoes outside. that's one of cravens hawaiian employees was watching and laughed about getting by country.

Do we use the barrier in the sand and path that, when evaluating our party smirnov hawaii, my country, we as the baron pigs, the pigs, big, powerful, wow while that, may god that ireland, our cup I argue Ok to three five hundred tap spare knives, so color one. inside grabbed his grabbed. His gun came out and shot. The peer course build. An extra side. Cutler went to see Griffin ruthlessly. Now who? Why you not funny? You know that guys like iberian voting cook, had already done.

Some are all four main issues related to my hawaiian along. Dare I say, Lou wow. I went to see Griffin an offer to replace the pig or estimate from three men about how much the it was worthwhile for those who are you set up. He said I'll catch, you knew or I'll get you it's like when you go. When you work worked on your car, you take a couple of mechanics he's gonna do that with the pig gonna need a whole new pig without a right you have the right off this one. We pigs wreck. the delia made the whole now the curly tail for sure area.

Because was like a page one rewrite fuck agreement was not down with that idea said he wanted one hundred dollars for the pig that would be about twenty. Seven hundred dollars today whether pigs worth today, I don't want, no matter how many otter, pelts or beaver pelts- god, goats, sheep, beavers, I'm done. no twenty twenty seven one hundred yeah okay, what would you pay for a pick today? Oh boy as a pet, at midnight. Auction moonlight off a moonlight pressure argyle. I probably wouldn't drag you all day, then so at least twenty seven attacked him right around midnight, the pic startled, real close everybody up. Ok, go ahead.

Alex this one holy shit. Color said that price was ridiculous, then Griffin lost it inside Doug This is drive all of the americans off the island, cutler yelled. The pig was eating as potatoes and griffin yelled back, yoda kip your potatoes out of my pig. Is it that irish lodger yeah, I that's what ireland should be called we to potatoes out a pig's like? I don't tread on me you're potatoes, anaemic damping, so It went off a separate directions. Completely disagree about how to settle the pig issue. Color was probably

billing and pull them, because the governor of washington territory had told cutler himself that the? U s pretty, would protect all americans on send one island. The next day, Griffin shut up a cutlass place with four other h BC higher up. They said if he did not pay the hundred dollars, you will have to come aboard the ship beaver and then He brought to Victoria. If you do not gonna, they had a policy on the ship to take him cutler refused and they left, So, like recurs a lot where we're going to do is no of cable right. Well, you develop it er. now the only you a official on the island at this point was a man named hubs. He was the deputy collector of customs. He sent a letter to his boss, asking for a large military force to be sent to protect american settlers the island,

settlers on the island, decided to show all other support for cutler? They did this by having a flag raising part, beyond the fourth of July, all fourteen of them fun. Fourteen flags no, not for fourteen people, not fourteen, oh okay, so they just raised the one flag to a okay, not one guy and fourteen flags is like we'll see this through that god bless this mess. That was the origin of that phrase. Yeah, god bless, god bless this. A fifty five foot, flagpole was erected in front of hubs. Cabin the flag was raised, quote amidst shy hours of bullets and, notwithstanding its ducking and dodging, was struck in its starry night, but got they're all the same, so they get its american, the flag and a shot in the air griffin could see the flag from his place it also probably heard the shooting

probably not all I see a shooting many immediately raised. The union jack saw that bad now jack flag contest and with her host gordon ramsay go on. and thirdly, William shelby harney It was a military man from tennessee harney entered what areas eighteen and was greatly supported by andrew jackson, his entire career and jackson hated the british. He was a boy british officer slashed him for not cleaning his boots. I remember building me a manchu honey picked up, Jackson's hatred for the british and ran with it. Honey was known to have been very strong and fast. He wants chased dog that was tearing up his garden a mile and a half before catching it and beating it out. Whoa whoa whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa whoa. What dog catchers used to beat up the dogs

I was his dad tell him. You know I do the only way to stand up to bully if you stand up if that dog that The way that your real friends imagine that dog a mile and a half later like. Why did that put your guide just to watch a man beating up guy. It sounds like a pissed by its it is it so awful, but it's it's also something about the idea of if you saw it, you'd be like nah I'll watch it for a second before each other. Yeah harney also had a discipline problem. He once was court martialed for taking command of his fort when his commanding officer was just away for the day these ferris bueller guys. I would challenge now. Have you know what I witnessed commandment is party, I know I am raising the flag on for parting hap here once again,

Andrew Jackson saved him from a court martial, as you would many times Honey was also reckless during battles. A colonel road of him quote, the opinion I have of colonel harney that he has no more brains than a greyhound. Yet I consider that by stupidity! He has done more to inject the indians with a fear of us and the desperate state of their cars than all the other commanders like a greyhound, so he's just a fucking, moron yeah, but he's a hit brash moron, which helps now when he was stationed. texas them the mexican war. When it broke out, he was given orders to create a forced to defend the state of texas. Instead, he got a bunch of guys together and invaded mexico. It's the same. Difference was coming to Peter your dog. They were, I wear it once we're gonna get, he took over small town and then he was ordered back

it wasn't really. He was really into that. So he waited five. never turn left all men. Vine who are then quickly killed in another battle. His car, general said his actions exhibited, quote extreme imbecility and manifest incapacity. Some fuckin That's some serious work that the new season of serial is about when that guy, with a general wrote that he must have just been like whoa I won't load wrote that came together that came together The unholy really fine point on. I just manifest income ooh yeah. Looking at me right here Honey was ordered to remain in texas, when the, u s, forces did invade taxes, but instead he invaded texas, interesting, led to a second court martial and he got off again this time for being super patriotic, I'm not kidding, but court. Martial metabolism

you're fuckin awesome, and they let him go where there again, we so we I knew you being guilty of being amazing car dealers There's a party that jerry find you american ere, she at every law that you get out I when you one that's the way, I need a way, your wife and so because he because he got off, he continued to do so. The orders and shiny continue to attack mexico without authorization, because when you fucking tell her duties have had america he's gotta go crazy man. They're the only thing you're guilty of his love in country countries like well, I'm go fuck, some shit up, god love you, the two brothers go: get a godspeed hilarious.

They do. It is reckless assaults. He won a brilliant rank of brigadier general. He got ok, normally went on to fight against the sioux when the mexican war was over and they gave him the nicknames mad bear and the butcher I mean as far as nicknames go in the native american community. Those are tough. What, one or the other, not both going to get both of those awesome. My native american nickname is dances to carly rae Jepsen still good and they loved watching it in eighteen. the eight he was sent to the oregon territory and eighty fifty nine there wasn't much going on, so we decided to inspect the northern forts of the washington territory and one point his ship to his ship

right by san Juan island where he saw the american flag and decided to stop met on the beach by a bunch of belligerent americans who started to tell him about the pig situation, letting oh, but that's the first story. They dealt over gonna. Look like someone else's he's a fucking pig potatoes. ensure that your java out one low down low down now what high let their high? What happened? What are you so that we can approach with greek workers? Right? Sorry, that's not a fence! That's that's!

I don't know, that's not a penny door. You made a door while evaded or why it may, of course, as you may know, fuck adorn begging. Your presentation, as you have argue, pitching allowed hopes, asked Arnie to send him a company of soldiers to protect the monsanto island hearty than dispatched special. orders number. Seventy two directing george a picket to occupy, send one island. He then wrote the: u s war department explaining what he was doing and put that shit in the mail in eighteen. Fifty eight that's gonna be allowed to get their fat How did he do next day? Next year? Hardy also sent lieutenant lieutenant colonel casey and his ship, the massachusetts to drop off picket and his troops and hang around the island's. Looking for british warships, so picket landed with

troops on July, twenty seven and was immediately any merely posted. A proclamation quote, is being raised these territory, no laws other than those of the united states, nor courts, except such as our held by virtue of settled we'll be recognised or allowed on this island can also not u s, territory. It still doesn't mean just so happened that on that day, a one eyed british magistrate, god it's full of characters yeah. I remember him from earlier from the yeah yeah perfect joe yeah. I remember he's back you're like why are you quoted characters, so exaggerate I'll, go back I'll, be back. Also. Irish ferries are one eyed irish, british man. I think I would say

and a little something one. Irish disown rich because there's only one I find yes, I augur guy gets mad in the middle of what he saying We're gonna, fight back so now the one eyed magistrate was the new justice of the peace sent by douglas placing griffin and he was supposed to rest all americans who are squatting, but he could. I only see half he was that sex was thirty dark for four or six and a bunch of pigs that he walked right up to pickets camp and demanded to see picket. The magistrate told ticket he was trespassing and to get off. The island ticket then introduced the british maj.

Straight to the: u S, magistrate who said tried- and you guys should me- don't worry that you are not a magistrate day If you try to have bigger arrested that he would have him arrested, then he said any american can squat wherever he wants or the british one eyed magistrate left well, it is daddy, like phuket island thing, where someone goes up, but they didn't get it. He said I'm going to rescue and they wouldn't know anyone. Oh yeah, you make a good point. So that's fair now newspapers got hold of it headlines in the july, twenty six, Victoria colonist alerted quote sam on ice invaded by american troops. Meanwhile, lumpy washington, the paper the we suppose our neighbours may grumble little at this summary way of setting settling the disputed title. But then it is the privilege of john bull to grumble

and the motley crowd of native born british subjects. Congregated in those new colonies can just grumble away, dave, isn't true that whenever we try to spread the freedom, all we get her grumbles rise like they just want murmured, where you ruined are restructured our life cycle. I'm bored already shit came over there. We did our thing good party where our classic tabloid journalism really is it slander, jack, we are obliged to each bodies. San Juan island. she would raise those girls. We can deal with it. not at all new and w network. Premier are those of cheap goats go? That's so

This was all happening. While the british pacific station commander admiral- baines was away so admirably anybody want to do an impression or possibly breather, that donald trump or build a fence that will keep them or that's not paying me for oberst parade. All muslims mostly, cash? They hack said spain was away douglas, isn't charge so the guy still mad about the organ territory was in charge. Of course he despatched a worship. Being disarmament, island and another ship, the satellite with the royal marines it was on for the pig, I believe that it's all about the pig at this point, Still no treader trying to steal the commander of the tribune captain Hornby not to allow

any further armed americans or to land or build forts, but not to provoke them. They were five british warships in the area, tribunal, the ganges, the polite plates, the satellite and the plumber hundred six haven't guns in one thousand, nine hundred and forty men altogether. What's the tribune arrive, at the island on July. Twenty ninth: at nine p m, the one eyed magistrate immediately told captain Hornby that ticket be arrested or remove, listen to what you just said, yeah what many people so far. The entire another's two thousand on the british quickly really. They didn't have of men to take on the americans, so they requested more from douglas. They don't have they don't have the two thousand. but the two thousand in the area right right, holding sweaters. Just Busy. So

Tribune now had all of her guns pointed at pickets. Camp Hornby got off. The boat, walked up to the camp and asked to speak to the. Can officer that conversation ended with picket yelling. I shall make up bunker hill of it. So that's not a god, not a good and not a fair. Throughout its bad conversation douglas told the next ship the h amiss blades to go, but the guy in charge that ship thought the entire the thing. Was bat ship crazy that ship or bad crazy? He thought picket was fucking nuts and who do you think because nobody was doing and he was just the advantage of the animal bring away and, and- and this is in line with british policy which allowed individual commanders? How and why and when to employ force? So a british commander could be like nah go fuck now right now, where ass on your go, kill the americans thing. So the captain got other captains together all the other cabins, the other ships and they

what douglas they also, they shouldn't use forest, they shouldn't arrests, picket, but they could dispatch marines douglas pissed off back down. He said he wouldn't arrest picket the captain the plates took off and went to find the bridge. Admiral who was somewhere near san francisco in a ship. Meanwhile, on the island things started going patchett crazy on Why twenty ninth, firstly tenant john, or ran into pickets tent and pointed a gun at picket saying You gotta have satisfaction, picket jump, Well, it starts sucking. Maybe it's dancing dance that came out wrong, fuck you now Now, let's go back out there, the values idea. How did you take it when I, then said that Will you take? No sorry that keeps coming outright wrong? Sorry, what am I I love you? I want to be with you. I this guns not loaded

how do we pick it jumped on him took the gun away, but pushed him out of the tent. Then he gave howard, is gun back and told go back to his tat now Regular dear lad said you had your pardon. Is your ball gub land? The other present yard? Fool me for in time. I zipping this this time. It's zip, so nobody came in at zapped although her lover her lava, I lava, What do you know what I'm going to zip it? You guys are fine. I don't mean to be like that. I mean when you want. I don't mean sorry, we fought these who doesn't want satisfaction. Everyone come in. lieutenant, our lieutenant lord walked away and ass. He was walking away, he you have no authority over me, and that was true because howard have been court martial than

brought and was now no longer and active duty or getting paid by ticket didn't know what to do with them. So I just brought him along what is what you get a job, and I have the middle yeah. This is. I give a retirement home was in charge of The big kidding that's opera, ten alive today, guys at this point, pig farmer and insistent chair of griffin lodged a written protest and ordered picket off the island. Griffin complained about soldiers trampling as crops in stampede His sheep there, then the tourists and reporters started arriving it's been written about the paper severance like let's go see. What's going on, I didn't know. Tourism was invented s, so people rowan in picket called them a swarm of tourists. They walked round and looked into soldiers tents,

ships. Judges being like without any good thing. Ok like now, god, let's face again, it's like their aliens from another planet like what's going on. Excuse me or you don't want, where tourists can. I still donate. in one hour I'm from bank over. Can I take that? I, oh it's a gun. Ok, I won't the aid, a man here, natural look at him. Leaping what I we're not from here so high, hey one one that or a study, I refresh refreshments with picket in his tent. Well, if you're here you want a drink, I dunno it's a fucking region like some lemonade to be a bad host, I have potato who's that bag I had put eight or through now worried about the guns on the tribune the Torres picket took his camp and moved it out of range of the ship guns

to the other side of the island, social. it could just sail around the island and shoot at him. Sorry make a day of it. He moved it out of the range of the guns and just moved it so close to the other beach they could just sail around and do it there who's, not very smart, like if you want to do this you're going to have to get those. set up a large you're like a quarter of jack made or joe May I don't know what it is at the same time, another ship the plumber arrive. Now there were three british ships into american ships. Meanwhile douglas has not done. The talk. The captain's gave him if picket soldiers, on san Juan island. He decided he would lend the marines things were mess on the island and the tourist. We're still poking about hi for picture. I don't mean to be like that. Guy Hornby met with piglet

Can I tag you're and that conversation ended with each of them. Saying, if who is fighting over the other guys fault. If horn one be landed. If hemp afford me forest land in europe, His fall than if Pigott did not allow many good, be his fault. Take it was but that the islands where, u S, territory, even though they weren't Hornby produced what is known as the marcy letter, in which you s secretary of state, pledged that u s, officials would not fight the if over the san juan islands, that's bad ticket, read it and said he had never heard of it. Even though, is right and that now That's not real not by you, both legislative. it doesn't seem like a thing now and the british cap and still views douglas sort of land. The marines, at the same time douglas, is getting major shit from british newspapers for not The situation at the same time,

I am the blades finally found the admiral, the admiral ship and told them what was going on in his response was quote: tut tut? No, no, the damn fools We need to be saying that more so that goes coming fucked up burner. That's the classic british, with top experts moment, No, tat. I may very clear I said tat our talk just words, tat top ten square and single tat a distant. I said: no, there tat tat tat. So that's so that's done next. What may what's next remit to talk or tut tut so the annual cancelled douglas disorders douglas was pissed, but that it was done. It was over war of words everything calm down the island, picket normanby started. Hang in there

He find the british and american soldiers got together. Chatted, traded newspapers and smoke cigars and the tourist can to come to the island to see what the brouhaha was. A first liquor establishment popped up in a tent just off hsbc doc. so you like when the tourist star gif they're like yeah. Let's pretend were angry at each other, like for the children that stay away from that, it's great to meet you guys to beat you guys. I wish we could get a cocktail. More minors arrived and with them prostitutes. Ha ha his and if I can tell them goats. San juan village was born. The place was suddenly happening. Charles and was amazed and wrote in his journal quotes yours, indians and men all were determined to be drunk too

I never saw anything like it see we're not so different once you get us bar, where all the same, but that's The man in charge, general, william, shall be hearty thought was going down. He had set pick, it varies and he believed the brits were on their ships with their guns out, marines ready to allow sons out guns so yeah, and he was press without picket to handle the situation so much so that recommended picket for a breath. It promotion. Of course harney, was an idiot. There was an endless stream of soldiers who thought he use port judgment, one officer who stay it's n one called harney quote one of the weakest officers and most arrogant humbugs an army not at all qualified for the position. He is a laughing stock wherever he goes, and this

illustration is a series of blunders and mistakes. He is as callous as a pot house politician and insensible. I am afraid to shame. So he doesn't have a lot of respect from the it's hard to tell what he thinks like the original roast somebody sudan. You are so gallus now even though I think I'm cool on the island and never was getting along drinking in parting carney. Soon they weren't his mind. The fight was coming and even though everything was hunky, dory picket was also somehow still convinced. A battle was looming, hearted decided to send reinforcements, so there's nothing here. putting its like now turned in two like up party? I would he added at heart it now it's hedonism to somebody's now, not just to be fired. A fan What does this big, big you ve erected

that's a well waters live. We call it watch us lieutenant hot Turning casey was that with more troops, picket warrant casey that the british troops would fall upon his warship when he arrived, but that didn't happen cases give just rolled in unloaded their gear weapons and troops and set up camp and nothing happened. Shocking case, went to victoria to try to meet with the british admiral, but the admiral wouldn't meet with someone who is beneath him. Now, oh litter They are figurative. Lake now had merle or better. What does it not tat tattoo that now that touch, tinder proverb tat over to everything. admiral talk, talk, talk, talk, yea, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, hot yea, oh match; also admiral dalai lama. Dispirited colony. I hate them act bar. Is it

I am, I am married and there is no tender. Before I was married, never know anyone talking about when it comes to dinner comes to tinder. I won't make it vires. Swipe left that a thing No, it's just that tells you whose around you that's not interested in, who is tat. Having you in your area whose nodded The review clause she's tat, interested want to not made up for a drink, I'm living on a disputed ireland So casey things, that's it and of hostility that the animal admiral won't meet with them and asked for more american troops. They arrived in said the guns on the high it's point on the island, so now all of a sudden there's guys ready to fight that are back the? U s. Now, at fifteen officers and four

I didn't twenty four sold on the escalating rare that a shocking that we did that the british, the british were very confused because they thought everything was worked out. Because it had been worked out but values. your pouring in and they started building a fort, but this sounds: Every good night of drinking, like you like, I thought everything was cool, but this due to start in a fight ever higher damn it like it is about what you get you get older for you get so every like garbage a programme of work together, dodgy isaac, we live in a bar at the cushions hooker travel agone cop out Also at this point, the miners and tourist were becoming concern because they seem to want to fight to happen and away they. The magistrates Both sides agreed to ban the sale of alcohol,

then, just to make things worse? U s customs officer hobbs, decide to require all ships to clear customs import townsend before coming to send one of the americans. You stuck and are used or cheese holy shit. It's like there was a party and americans where the parents, and then he called the one eyed british magistrates luggage. We don't want all his luggage, minor blindness in it over the way. It's just I patches I magistrate said he would get the warships to fire their guns, but lieutenant casey stepped in and gave the magistrate his luggage back. So nobody ever wow. I find this is the all right. Fine war recalled no threat. I called my bluffs at your old larry leave up old island,

now you well, you do then the only guy who got her from a threat carried through was applied. for now different yours governors and ex governors. Showing up for a little bit of face time, lego as some kind of political photo. As just retire. They would inspect the troops and hang out with the officers, but back in victoria douglas was fuming. The americans were digging in. He sought he kept running the british admiral, but the animal wouldn't responded douglas. He thought the whole thing about handled poorly by douglas and when he returned, he set things straight, sending a letter to the british government. Planning what he thought should be done now. At this point, no one in washington knew what was going on because it took more than six weeks for hamleys first letter to get across the country. holy shit, what a general received it in new york. He was, of course, freaked out is like

shit. I hope this doesn't get worse. He senator became in washington in and arrived on September. Third, the letter had been sent by harney on July nineteen, this point. The white house had no idea if they were at war with the british or not that sorry animators sound out of the loop are we, I wear a pair. I made a potato, that's like getting a weird like a moji tax being like the fuck. Does this mean? don't respond, don't respond. Send me a movie of chicken block them, Will you call me a second: are we in a fight? What are we really should be this ammonia, but chicken pilot shit? We fighting and you can

was especially worried because nutcase general harney, who and invaded mexican wanna zone was running the show party harney. So a general scott was despatched to put an end to the bullshit. He was a Our reason, smart and older general on the island amongst the man, the party continued illegal gin mills. we're popping up, and why didn't we stop this letter? I've got a lot of general had now. It's like part of their legs, jotted down its back in spring break now, turn the lights on get em out is like every letter their reading, and then it smash god to them like a risky business leg, just in their socks literacy. You know I have to go to your island, but you can't stay here arose shit, face prostitutes renounced slipping into american camps in doing their business in the tents mountains, eight there

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are you the price you can actually skin ever upheld, I agree with that. I'm back, I know you got another our audience I when I walked in here deny those like a lot of nineteenth century here. Tonight god bless you very lives. Downloads are something that I just come back to include just a giant bala p, I kill the north. Where did you get our ladder? Did you get letters? Are you just said pretty obvious none of them are kay. we're gonna clean the german somehow factors does have crabs all ship as grad dammit. That's you know, that's not me yeah you're wearing appear grab gout, but

If you think of it, I like to think of it as like noah's ark for grabs yeah Tat every rap, that's crabs came the english vinegar be arise? Where had did you just say home cure? the crabs, I'm inferring, their rearing and abandonment. There eating them yet hope crabs in their food. bad and they put vinegar on everything. I guys eyes yeah, but I couldn't hurt and I made him I've heard of you. Or vinegar on Harry lies. believe we were on party island, general scott finally arrived in negotiations begin Scott greatly reduced. the number of american troops in good faith in the pretty

in turn reduce the number of ships of cyclists, asked that pick it be removed as well and Scott agreed. The new man in charge was more saying: he wrote a letter to scott calling general harney. A dull animal. Now he was a party anima. I think the rapporteur on that. When we discovered the party. I was anything but though I thought that's what dormant I wrote that wrong and pick it was a man possessed by poor judgment on the ninth everything was agreed upon and the crisis was over the eye. San Juan would continue to be shared. Naturally how newspapers view the settlement as a weakness and attack general scott, but the settlement was done, there would be no war over a pig really that way for twelve years and then eighteen? Seventy two germany served as an arbiter but the matter and the united states a the territory Thanks a lot

germany! I just came rubbish. It in I was the seventies. It is a different path. nobody was pagan. Islands back then send on island is sixteen and a half miles long and six miles wide worth. It felt like where that worth about that. That was the pig worry you guys. I can't believe it was all over a fucking pig yeah. Now over a pick up and made a budget guy, lack of having our year. Do, there's not going to do that, but I have my head bacon. Ah, I blame the hawaiians YAP. I think in the end, in the whole story, it's hawaiians that really got at the word yeah, the native american, with the canoe and the hawaiians earlier the deck they were then we're fucked over the minor. We worked it out right here,

going to show you guys, are all good luck in hawaii. You want why we put bacon potatoes. Now, if I can now, how do you think Do you think that islands gonna vote in the upcoming election rules, rob that vote, pig, acreage, rob that's not cool yeah, I know a guy who went to the trump towers was well bless him yeah, well, I'm sorry the drier way to end a canadian show. It was a yeah just say: I'm sorry, alright, you don't have to clock away apologize to your audi guys, your audience yeah! Thank you so much for coming out. Everybody appreciate it was a yeah

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