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opportunity with the british east india company army. What to good good company solid there. health plan, and so does congress I know these guys, I mean come on, get something done. repeal the healthcare already we're all dying. The east, any company was about to enter were in burma, basically invade annexed and the british empire, so they needed surgeons. now of course it read a lot of medical books net what he operates in french and english grain and greek angry, so he thought this would be a good place to go because also Burma? as far away from Elizabeth chair

so he managed to convince the medical board. He was a surgeon, that's the secret, manifest! Yeah heavens, urge view just spoken to act like you're, a surgeon pillar gonna be like Y know. get that I Vienna let's go step up, come on. Oh, I don't work here yet, but I should this guy's disguised food risk. This guy's a go, get her review. Act like yours, surgeon be mark, gonna be like he can't be faking. Now you just second act like that. Again as a surgeon look about forceps, very familiar I, have you had a five sets nicely working on a five separate, sir higher grabber. My doctor, no questioning that sutures big play. I

I don't know how you guys, but I think sutures are good stitching helps. You know. the stem from above the get it acts, judgment get em. I move em I'll, bring you to do and that's what I say as a doctor, which I am So he was he was appointed as a surgeon to the calcutta general hospital, but because the east india accompanying, suffered heavy losses in the war in front disease Josiah also at times had to fight with the bengal artillery? he's out there. Also, if I may make a general too, I mean, is as much a general surge,

does the first days of actual first taste of actual battle and he took away some skills from the battlefield. Ok such as dune, building, stabbing team building, shooting ordering fur throw starling share. Ok, are you sure that in my around my way. They don't just give anyone that job. You fought in the Brutal battle of prom show I think that's right willing. I greatly appreciate their sir no, and no one has any objections. We're gonna, broom and from now on, is ready for one burmese, guidest fuck you it's not While we lost our burmese fan way to go, a british forces beat the poorly equipped burmese. Hand to hand combat so with some serious work and business limit was maybe a little burmese

the kind of The war ended in eighteen, twenty six with the victorious. Thank god. Yes, thank god for them. geez. I was then assigned to a city north of delhi, but he was a little over the east india company hilariously. It changed to eat india company. Actually, a great restaurant good policies. So around this time he read history book about a western or who had gone to afghanistan in eighteen, oh nine, and at this point very few, People from the west had ever gone to afghanistan, so Josiah started dreaming of making the journey like his hero alexander, the great there's been a bit of a time gap between, yeah and Josiah yeah doesn't matter. You can still fuckin riding with a bunch elephants and shit things at age. You know, afghanistan like right now,

a very feudal society while here we're going to right here right now. What are you really love now? Listen about that. Let's do it that way. You ve got some facts Josie. I love the idea of feudal society where tribal chiefs battled for supremacy. like any normal. Twenty seven year old, he started dreaming of heading to this largely unknown land and carving out his own kingdom kingdom. Yet when I was twenty seven, I try to take over part of north Dakota. I guess the thing is that you're just not brought up with the ambition to be king anymore, you're, not, and it's something that, if you're just like fucking, maybe why why not people take us in america, people say you can be whenever you want to you a b. Why don't we start taken that shit, automated king of Afghanistan? Well, Todd may.

you said anything yeah I did and but a lot of kids are saying hockey player astronauts. I wanted a gang of gases, far out of it. So splendid these just ignore His part I, like mountains, I'm in a cell opium to americans on the street. Ok! Well, why don't we The worst thing is, I feel, like you're, going to Josiah Well, let's get it that part! So obviously Obviously,. She's a broken up with them roughly as Y yeah. This is why you don't goes people address them. You seen anyone Afghanistan, the king of Erin, so

Geez, I was very serious. He began preparing by first to learn hindi and farsi Jesus skin. In there Then, in the summer of eighteen, twenty six, he quit the east india company and got permission to remain in india from the governor general lord Amherst. His play. I was to go to punjab. And find out where the tribal chiefs had power outside of the british reach? Wait what is going wrong. he's gone, is gonna via get some information about where the british won't be. They can become a king. Again, just the guy. The first guided think something gonna obvious. I became an area about what you gotta basis.

so he made his way to a british border outpost on the border of punjab share. And british india so he's right on the edge there right. He hoped to work for arranging sing. Who was at the time the mara, hodge maharajah of poor job right, so he's the fuckin king shit if the top dog is killing. These top saying is tat what I see sick he's a sick? I sing nothing, they seeks. There's things fixing help. See, I would say, see the key: is the king drew a bunch of other things that mean The king sing throbbing kings sing topsy. Is that again show? Is that a spin off the voice? He's the leader of the sikhs he's the leader of the sees the sikhs sikh as he seeks. Okay, he's crazy,

not even gonna these the keys, the is the top of the sick empire, which is this point rules with a big part of india and pakistan where he asked different, gonna Shelly. Run He'd have been fighting in wars since he was ten, so he's so pretty awesome. Yeah he's that take no shit kind of do is okay. Is that awesome? I'd like that to you is awesome, in a way a big fan of what's whatever's happening here. He became ruler at work when it was just twenty one. As a general rule, randy didn't I Let westerners into punjab, mostly because he had seen what white people had done when they entered an area. Well, that's that's but that's not fair, because

if I think, if you look back you'll, find fine white people have done a lot lot wore white for why people white people did not finish that out of sight white, widely known. As far as why people go white people love white people over this is actually in afghanistan. So now he is right to do that. of all the killing. Well, this is that I think the first area that is taken are one of our models, which is don't talk. The white people. Then build a wall, keep the whites out He thought. The less whites knew about punjab, the better off punjab. What made the genius is just come up with the formula A lot of rules, just no white for unified, clubbing first

well, no white, second role, no whites and is the first night improving job. You have to wait. The captain in charge of the british border post was named claude weighed and he thought Josiah was very impressive man He said: Josiah was the first classes, classicist, slash, botanist slashed soldier of fortune. He had ever met, yes Josiah also edward, read all about botany and was super into it. Doesnt offices about way fulfilled, Josiah told weighty, want you study all the plant life in poor job with the goal of a sea of publishing a book about it, with a focus on flowers. No one popular flower in the region

this best. I think we got on the bagel, about earlier. That was foreshadowing, actually when I'd like to go five saddling layer by letter before with the forces nor go to levels, Got it is a point were and yes andrei just now, will you studied? No, but I say no by so he's waiting for an answer from who has got the money but they are not, then why people in right and while he's waiting there, he met shaw, shooter mulk, who I'm going to call our milk

he was of the dorani. You know about the dorani the door The empire currently in exile, it'll get out ronnie empire over the little stuff and, let's just get to meet the do. Empire was basically was basically afghanistan. and they were muslim empire and then the soldiers. I heard that I super rich and he decided he wanted to work for me. So I'll go work for that guy instead because it was raunchy, it's not answering my phone calls shit. Well, that's the best way to do it too. That's what he didn't do with this is a strange fiance, so move on find another. Let's go so he sent a letter to outlook offering quote a gentle proposition, affecting the royal prospects of restoration. So here is offering to get out,

empire back. Ok, the empire, Afghanistan he's gonna, go get too big brown, afghanistan back full of people think big will clearly no one's puzzled by that here. Evans like, of course, Yes, the jury is still out. How would he not probably, John Josiah arrived as outlooks palace. He discovered the exiled leader was surrounded by horribly disfigured men. I got back. I walked out of grabbed it. We got margarita, let's go shut up. So my brands basis,

well, my body's giving yoga by the way you're not going to leave here without a limb. Don't worry about that! This is all incidental. I just keep them all there the front door cut off his legs come on? Let's get grabbed then turns out. Our model is not a fan of his servants and slaves, letting down, oh shit when they did he would remove a body part. Can you imagine dropping a glass you, like my leg eyes, now, sorry Here's noses tongue, fingers, etc, ears, noses and tongues. Oh hi. Super super parts of your body, knows Yandah the ear like that happens, a lot back then ears like I was in here.

fucking knows tongue Tom. You need that Magic got to choose one. No you pick to make me. I don't think you get to choose. Okay, that's cool. At least I thought I was for potato. It's such a selfies Joyce! Isn't it don't make me choose returned my nose in my time here I commented that the court commented that the court was a quote: airless assemblage of mutes and unix in the ex king service sites. I so we left a valuable piece, for the less that's getting removed. Well, what happened? I don't know you tell me what happened you had me: freetown noses and tongues, our don't don't! That's like a big fuckin. Can I get the noses

dead, no we're going to do to noses and one time for turn and also cut off penises notches nuts. smooth like a barbie situation. My guess is smooth like a barbie slightly bumpy, why do you want the grab them? Oh, the de generalise guys I gotcha just some guy with no nose eyes and ears and no tongue runs up and slams is headed bahamas at the table. Cause he's, got no arms or dick weather The other thing truly, though, like you really are you really are making like already shitty state I guess you're steadier yeah, ok, get better. I carry trace. Its I'd check is lagging arm off less

I go god dammit. What's firing Man, it was a bit to watch to work in a jar for this guy yeah. He did what that was caused him. Each the dick off and put it in the guise tongue? It used to be instituted on so he's gotta penicillin, oh I he's getting insane. I mean I don't even like lately, I'm like what am I doing here. You know, but then I realized I took my legs and unlike right, yeah right now. Good crab dip, though I will say that I don't know, I don't know what he's doing in that. Our boy.

You really added the horror. That is how the inside scream myths ever not terrify He'll orgasm as a man's you're like now. I don't like that now now. I feel weird. So. Desire and our more spoke to each other with what little language they had in common a bit, india of farsi and Josiah, made a proposition. And organize a rebellion against dost mohammed con who sees the crown from our mock. Ok, molly took Josiah out on a picnic. I mean he adorable also had a tender side. Why don't you what I Omega montage opens up a bath.

That's just fallen the opening hours skipping stones holding hands down the beach. What is slicing someone's knows where many of our time, Saw their out on the picnic the wind around the picnic, the wind, down the tent ok so they were having attended picnic, lots hot metal. Shady are literally our milk with fear. Ass, though he had his chief slave castrated right there. Oh my not doing. Good job putting up the tent and then Acts like you're crazy when you dont want dates, will that ruins of picnic absolutely changes. The vine three: You don't like cheese. No, I do I do I do I do his balls. Were that's just crazy to watch. Isn't that crazy to watch? My, although one is like words is balls.

I love cheese? I really do I wash my hands shaking I dunno, because that guy's balls got cut off just now in front of me, oh good, that the tent has never been more. Secure. I would love what is a monster. I love a modal monster. I don't know what I think is that we know what happens there may be one that goes pools were digging over you, Oh man, good picnic, though no notes Not for me, I'm not one, these weird guys like wires he's got off. That's cool you're, cool, founded. Yo yo, you yo, not so I was the desire. Was a bit put off where the constriction seemed a bit much to him it did. You thought that the punishment didn't really fit the whole ten percent will attend, fell.

Nonetheless, Al Mulk agreed to hire Josiah and Josiah took the job. He would get almost empire back wow that I mean if he cuts off balls for a tent falling. What, if can't fulfil an empire rebuilt. I mean what is it take off he's like leave the balls everything else has to go. How does that. you're gonna get what we call the going out of business sale. So Josiah then have a tailor. Recreate the american flag And went around recruiting mercenaries by implying he was working for the? U s: government now now their weight now some stealing valor and their alike were wait. One more time key

he had had a local taylor, make an amount about, but american flag, and that is going around. I guess he's I call the vizier yearning onward hours. That'll do actually for this time, that's a little more or less for ok, so he's walking around and he's basically saying he's, recruiting, hiring guys and he's like. Why don't you come work for the us and I or me whatever, whatever same thing, looking at the flag? Hey look at the flag, huh yeah! There we go! So all these guys jump on borne by the fall of eighteen, twenty seven, he had an army of one hundred mercenaries there, afghans. Hindus muslims seeks, but they all they really cared about was the plunder that was being promised them. Ok, when our Josiah read all about afghanistan, which seem to be a place where rulers were constantly overthrown. Not by outsiders, but also from within their families brothers?

his brothers sons against fathers and so on. Imagine they hurt fuck. They were dominated by two families, the durrani and the barakzai. Was a dorani. He and his brother had overthrown and then blinded their brothers among our then task the other brother. He worked with our who then came back and overthrow mark than that brought. was overthrown by the bar. Has I brothers, which happened because brother number three the mine had the brothers, the bureaucracies brothers dad chopped in a little pieces. So it's a tit for tat kind of thing. Now, the now, if you put the benny hill music to that and have some and look at a camera, we're like this all the time I'm watching

the box, I brothers rules, but they were fighting each other, so Josiah thought this would be a great time to go in and just take over. Ok, it seems like a good time. Well timed and play the imo surgeon card, but empire right, I'm in charge. I don't know. There's no follow ups get out more, provided desire with money and off he went to kabul, way came across to east india company deserters, who said they were from kentucky, but were clearly british yes, but from a small area in Kentucky is right, relaxing like? That's that? lexington

yes, we love our growing corn. Bread has some great makes chaplain of kentucky ionians way eyes absolutely as kentucky. all those years. My thank you. My friend beg you friend, not mate a ship were never able to those within a decade, that guy kentucky saying hello, governor You say that in louie, but lo baton area. We are fifty building chips talking both of us now

we who I hate, tennessee. so these two men join Josiah army as well. These to kentucky british men did so what The deal there they're just sort of like well Liars will take any one who think anybody at the rain so they're, just letting these two english guys pretend there from Kentucky yeah he's gonna like with some buddies here, he's like well just two, more guys, it'll fight. So who gives a shit that from Kentucky kentucky fighters go a dream cox. I am very sorry, but I'm sorry has come out wrong. Hasn't it Oh dear mother, what are my classic paul's kentucky phrase. So he was following the path of alexander the great.

Lord, I mean I can't believe what is actually happening. I mean that's insane, but now is like get their act together now, as the trip moved on a became longer, the merchant mercenaries became restless and desire. New mutiny could happen at any time so to get into trouble quicker. He decided to you're, dressed as a muslim holy man who was returning from the pilgrimage to mecca bold bull, audacious. But one of the fake deserted kentucky british guys then does Josiah Josiah his army in a bunch of mercenaries, whether and by the way we weren't from Kentucky the whole time. I were english, you fool. Couldn't you tell we didn't know any facts? The area and accents ah. Run over our near

actual voices are like this. ta DA. Yeah, that's why he's still doing one for some reason: no idea, not ass. He took it all the other day, quite a distance biscuits lights, put a biscuit in his mouth every two hours, governor so This might have actually helped desire, though, Because without a large army, he did look like a returning holy man so desire makes his riddick a ball. Lord any

guess charities super into he thinks it's fuckin awesome, Josiah wrote quote of a dual encircled by an emerald with flowers and blossoms, whose odors perfume the air there were so many grapes at the market that he quote, fed them to his horse. whoa, let alone a gradually ship and everyone's. I gotta are you telling me and by the way, that's a situation where the animal has no questions. That's when you get the turkey down a tax, giving there's a comfortable whatever you're dealers. Certainly also I'm gonna guess not great for a horse, they kill dogs, great, ok, good talk. I found that out out after I get my dog five and then spend six hundred dollars, an amount of my dog, not through the more than a hundred, a grape, you got that dog really likes great. Stop here,

The likes of. So when I met the man he had come to overthrow the dose tomorrow, but con at his palace by now, Josiah was fluent in farsi. So was all very quickly: Josiah warm to the guy. He had come to over, throw boy turn desire has a thing for conquers right. Is it by an thought con was polite, modest, courteous and very intelligent. It was First guy Josiah had met in that made him think westerners, were not better than easterners a weird scale too. He's gonna tell you something: I've been ever ericsson, you're there, first guy. That makes me think I'm not just totally better your great I mean what you guys did to the native american rise up just right. You guys nailed it a man you guys now you get,

yeah I mean it's, you did you take what you want, guys, love, love and I've been a man for bid you just Believe yours, I, like your earlier stuff. But some of the latest works do alike. Sniff the blankets, my favorite, album too good, that's good tell them, you guys, are so like you you're off Well, you know what I mean yeah and I love it. Yeah you're, the worst. You know. Have you some are letter, stuff, kill the food source, I'll kill the food sources. Good points in the water. The little a little. I killed a food source, but still I mean different concepts. Big fan. Thank you. A big thank you to work with you Up until mid too soon to talk about the genocide that why people have committed people out there, like ah mind you guys only getting started fuck

I any time, I'm like we're on the same page. You know what what do you say: warmed up the two men discussed systems, government enjoys desire noticed that even khan was a muslim. He still drank a lot and had a lot of prostitutes around for whenever you want it, so you do as much to the better muslim. Whenever you want to do but stuff I put that burden. a lot of prostitutes around and then I I thought but stuff. My my thinking was probably for bus crazy Josiah called just like cons court, a wild, promiscuous shameless party in a good way. Oh yeah. I think so. So that is a positive of maisie embedded spring break. yeah.

About wild rose. I was there, a cholera epidemic struck the city, well, that'll, kill any party, Josiah survived it. By quote, drinking and smoking drugs I starting to come around on this guy little those doing opium. So you be color that live on early by judges, fuckin getting shit faced and smokin heroin, and that's what I mean. got gout but fun At the same time, Josiah heard rumours that runs using the he originally wanted to work for was now recruiting european generals. Ok, this was this has major. Is he a wall at this point is just sort of off onto gangs. I think about it, and there's no plan from become back he's found a new lover. Why

but now he hurried back there that that the guy's lookin for white guys so now is like boy what's going on with him, he seeing other guys look. This is a guy who is not in a white people. Now is like I'm hired. Why people ok great. He rode to the capital of punjab, huh, had previously said of european officers quote this is roger german free or english. All of these european bastards are like, but now you still higher european officers because their bastards, because they knew the tactics of the west and he wanted to teach them to is by so so evil that he now wants at guys like it. Like that you're the where I should get this year, the worse than I have one thing to say: can you teach us so so he's pan really well to fetch. A french general was living and imagine that Josiah called quote a miniature versailles. The french,

general is excited tat. Westerner combine Josiah was no different. He said it was a sweet gay, And once you were in, it was hard to get fired. So once you get this job workin for raw rongji, you're fuckin set like the damn day of Afghanistan. So the french general introduce Josiah to rongji. Finally, he has met this guy. What was I describe ranch? Is a very short man with one eye and face scarred by smallpox: so as far as right, not ass, it sure but like Sexy way more smallpox is always a good lurk in. Actually you just got one hole where I was He dressed all in a word diamond that he take from our milk and then now put it in his eye. You did not that fucking of absolutely and hot grade

oh eyes, you're still doing eyes under diamonds, die. Moons get it, though,. I don't either I don't either I've been smallpox. My brain herds. Josiah said he was a quotes. Sensualist, who had a passion for beautiful men and boys. four laudanum and was addicted to an alcoholic lemonade. Cocktail that he liked to make joy, getting his dancing, girls, super drunk and then having them fight each other Shooting cribs, wait! Ok, sorry! just have to go back a step to me. He had a he liked. Boys had a passion for beautiful men and boys, boys being not man right, younger younger.

I still actually happens there. This whole thing a taste for laudanum. Then I'll go with her opium, minute, swerve and then swerve. twelve, and then he likes it our colleague lemonade, and then he likes it's my expired lemonade makes makes our lemonade molesting boys Our legal entities, perceptual manatee, liked women fighting grannie, add a hollow and, as I wear, a diamond should write so you. Ve got a new character This sexual stamina was said to be legendary his. Why set stamina, his sexual stamina, fuck like I want a lot, and I mean it's just That's great that we all know we could last awhile look do the party right sure, yeah. Clearly, this guy He was also an insane hypochondriac,

I mean I get it back, he's not me salads on the diet, gis. doctors would come to see him everyday and treat him for imaginary ailments. Knowing this shows, I emphasised that he was a doktor now, but he well I mean I gotta. Go men right use. What you got sure. run Jude immediately demanded josiah treat him. He then effort, Josiah military position, but Josiah passed so weird offer you're, really good doctor round the military. would like to be in charge of a thousand men, have some swerve but just I did not take the job guy. We wanted something better sure what the shell, an indian historian would write about the time. Josiah was here and call Josiah quote.

Credible windbag, who can roger, that he was a doktor scholars, statesmen in soldier. So far we have to hang around for a very long time, Gee offered josie the positioner of governor of the J Kerr jot or job of governor Eric or jot, which is up near kashmir. So it's just it's a state. It's a area! Sure quote: this is the offer this is the offer is the offer made quote. I will make you governor of good jobs and give you three thousand rupees a month. If you behave well, I I will increase your salary. If not, I will cut off your nose oh Jesus Christ. Well, offering a raise sniffing I'll, be a problem? If I don't hit it hit your fucking, voters, man, that's a great way to motivate. I think there

the white house. Now, a little do generally their deadly doing in an amazon, but you can't see spice for anymore no knows or tongue and he's just a bush with mismatch shoes and now a press conference with Sean spicer, I think it was pretty good. Today was better than usual. I think he is an embarrassed himself are ones which I think is good. But firstly, had Josiah tested, run, cheat made him governor of two areas. There is not much information about how we did there, but one percent. No, to quote the fact of his nose. Entire prove that he has done well. This guy's, a winner he's, got his nose. His heirs is tongue, his penis balls. This guy obviously has quite a track record

just look at him he's everything he has always bets refreshing, a great big man, Goes above and beyond right here, my man goes above and beyond to check all the I check all the on the parts checker. It really puts a lot of focus on the dick I've noticed, make sure he's doing good job. Sure I don't talk anymore. I I him, stop it been worn in may the maid, thirty, two Josiah was transferred to be governor. Ochre jot is weird hinders at this

point immediately because clearly a westerner yeah but now is running, but is that store I mean that? Is that not stray? It is strange that somehow infringement regional, I'm gonna get abc issue. I think that right across the border, it's not a good abc, shall read across the border there is her gotta be kidding me, There actually is. I looked up your job and there actually is an indian tv show called like after jobs or sentimental fail so he I think I it was the british you're right across the borders. You get some western guys in anything. It's not that crazy. It's kind of western I dont way anyway. I don't think so. So pretty much had unlimited powers as long as he collected taxes and people didn't go ape shit and ryan or whatever low bar

Josiah was there a reverend came to good job. He was a bavarian jew who had converted to catholicism. Then there, an ism then and jealous ism. And now he was traveling all over asia trying to convert all the people of asia to the church of england, okay. So so he's going to believe to play in the field. He was also looking for the ten lost ten tribes of Israel, so sure so to do less got a lot. Is gutter aligning display bigley shirt? when he arrived. He immediately went to see the governor expecting to find a seek, but as he arrived, he heard governor, whistling yankee doodle dandy. I argue at all that day, hey why going to get them a man, I'm the governor, occur jot. Nothing weird air come out in where you lack technically reason pakistan were those whatever.

Point is I'm run in the ship. With that. comes round the corner and nurse white guy a surprise, and he sees a white guy in desire. As quote I'm afraid, citizen of the united states from the state of pennsylvania, city of philadelphia and the son of a quaker. I'm now I'm out picturing matthew mokanna hand. This part, ok, I run a free citizen in the united states of america. Now weren't man rather care more. We got everything you need so the two, men, the reverend Josiah became friends and use Josiah opened up, and he told the reverend reverend that he was in love with Elizabeth swaying. Oh my god. Let it go what the fuck

I mean these are it's later than I had a lady and by the way, if, if like you're, her and you're able to hear what the breakup did to him, you're like I should have just married holy shit fuck, I need I e when all ye shall lie fuck yeah did you try making another girl now I tried to become the king of afghanistan. You get many wives of it. You know so sort of gradual. Good glad we're both no regrets no, I do not regret it now. You, you met Harry here's, my not out sorry I off. If you want pakistan, because I left the toilet seat up

Will he likes it down? For some reason I didn't know, I didn't know he likes it down at first. He wanted it up so he also told him because of this he was never going back to america. So still, though he wasn't so loved that he wasn't get. Some action ran cheat a man who served him with concubines and Josiah had several well, I also told the reverend reverend that he wanted to rule all of afghanistan as a monarchy. like his hero, alexander, the great really is going to that prototype. He said he also said, though, how much you like george Washington, Adams and jefferson, and enjoyed the declaration of independence so Hazan. A little bit of a vocabulary yeah guys, I kind of like, anarchy, is a car like doing your own? It's hard, it's I like the Gaza cobb, is

don't even think of paris known even do it. What did you say that was I close? It got killer that is there sweetest tackle of all time. Sorry, did you hear dog noun and to be fair, he was doing that on the falcons. You guys, you said we accept your track record and that's god, you know it's good. It's good. good. Let's keep going. Your rival, your rival tenor quarter. It's a rapist so now what are we doing? sports. More often I never get into it,

While Josiah wasn't the only european governor, they were rare, but there are a couple of others around. There were two italian mercenaries, but unlike Josiah, they were super into using violence, to control their populations and when just I cracked down on violence in his territory without using brutality. The governor's got really pissed at him and said to him yeah you're kind of balls in the face by Were you gotta ruler, Afghanistan. Every year, not a gathering up a people's lives, deck a thing, my gag. We got crazy. You know they do is hard is not an easy. It's like a spicy me boys. Now here we go

Welcome governor stereo. Tab rules are whether linguine so the man who became Josiah closest friend at the time was an alchemist Here we go promised these the guy who turns in the gold share now as I have previously met him in the shower. He also moonlighted as a doctor, while the sky it will. You know we have something in common. I am also full of it. Really the right guy? I finally proud a lotta surgeries. I would not have been, and I told them I don't want to be used in a guy, I think, weapon, a guy, and then I go. No. No! No I'm trying to I go. I'm supposed to play that I was hammered mean. I just I like to have fun.

I told the guy that I was a doktor once churn, but I'm not. Now I have a bottle. He took it He cut it out at a picnic you told the guy you weren't a doctor I said I was and then I was I care as kidding and then they and then they let me over. I actually have a surgery that I think could help you took it out. As I know, that's why I'm here. I would like a. Have you heard of runnels squirrels battle, well that's point in your mind, but that's not and No one knew the alchemist name, but Josiah called him. The movie, which meant islamic scholar

He said he was a member of a secretive, fifteenth century, alchemists group and many and push our believed. He knew medical secrets because of his association. back when they originally met the movie People is alchemy could only work if he was given a large amount of fish a large amount of large fish. Wherever a large amount of large fish from river. The people went work and eventually caught the required amount of fish. How many fish there's a lot lot of large fish, but then right at that moment, the movie suddenly remembered that all the fish to be the same sex. They all gotta be due to debate a guy who regrets that saying dressing on the side here, but I wanted all identically sized genitals. Ash you know me I've got a rider

Fortunately, he remembered this right after the fishing season ended and at this point, because I recognise that this guy might be a fraud, my for whatever reason they remain friends and this guy came to visit him when sign. Why did you think it was a fraud? Because if fish thing you know, that's not a universal outlined a fish gamma effect, gomes darya more fish, so the movie shows up at the governors powers He taught desire about arabia and in return desire, he wanted Josiah to sponsor him to join a masonic large, tokay, fair trade. He thought that was the key to finding the philosopher's stone, which is, Other movie was about he's not on inside of like Indiana jones plot. So that's that's just eyes

out. So he's just looking for us down that he thinks he can find through masonry appeared. Amazon amazing, ensure fair. I am on august, a lantern whatever they need. I just want to get hands on a stone one. nineteen, eighteen, thirty, five ran cheat had a stroke afterwards, at slurs speech and demanded josiah use western medicine to cure him to fix the stroke, yeah sure. Now back then it was believed that running electrical current sheds. Already bad shit. So anyone who believed that if you ran electricity through someone that would fix a strode, I would heal them. Ok geez. I had an electrical machine brought in so he could electrocute rongji the emperor he did it. well, it did not fix, run geats speech. It did help him with his leisure time,

She was very proud that he was physically tough and when you discovered electricity could travel from one person to another. If they were touching came up with an awesome idea. No, he did not know he did not. He had all the people's court hold hands in a lie. What the fuck. what? What many than one guy whole run cheats hand while he was being electrified and then everyone with let go and scream and pain and reggie with laugh and really enjoy. The five wait. Wait, wait so he's breaking at these pranks up. Well, painful pranks, but yeah, but you like the fact that he is like it starts with me. It'll be hilarious, so

just keep doing that over and over again ever have many more times you gonna hold hands. I dont want it or reggie: they don't have a choice there, all his slaves or whenever that is like that, are there. knows I gotcha again it was electrified. Ok, let's about this time for real command no more, no more then, as now Why didn't I then I'll? That's really that is that we know are not like from god, will fun not bad. I hate you getting it stop it. Erasmus. Yet all I'm done that's

now one day someone told rongji that Josiah had an alchemist living with him chipper. He was not pleased. having a man who could turn simple metals into gold or silver without telling and jean was treasonous because rent, it's better? That's, what reason So unclear young middle tweet that tomorrow if you have an alchemist My son is not an alchemist roger has unbelievable character. He's a high quality person, so he thinks that he's be getting fucked at a profit, and he thinks desire is making counterfeit coins through the alchemists, so the profits. at about profits, the prophets mad about.

but he's also mad about a fake guy. You can't do anything right, ok, Josiah fleas? In fair for his life, okay, interesting geez! I had about afghanistan and back to mohammed com. Maybe we can hold the boom box weird over there this just so much you're cool back, just here's a budget The same general seems as fish: I a weird heads, so when John a desire was in Kabul. He ran into one of the two english deserter deserters Kennedy was from Kentucky. Yes, I wear a couple of contact. Oh it's him. Nevermind known,

for the ruse lock. He already knows our secret were from kentucky You're sorry were not so now we have it I was still angry at this guy for deserting his army right, Oh Josiah sent a letter to the east india company telling them that guy was using an alias and then, as actual name was James louis, and he was a deserter from the east and the accompanying who had been sentenced to death for desertion. Jesus he special this guy's, getting it taking and execute sure, but the company did not do it. Yours, I expected stead. They decide to use the fake kentuckian as a spy Jimmy I've got to go under cover again, whereas I call it. Kentucky. Where am I From this time I'm Gee precise, about pinpointing accents of the price I'm supposed to be from

Tell me and I'll do an absolutely perfect mimic of it. Like now when I'm doing my kentucky, I'm actually not from kentucky at all. I'm english boy me sorry, do in english, I said blimey, we write air, rejects as well to english viral kentucky ends where, if blimey era. Chatterbox were work in tandem Well, I think you'll find. Name, any accent we can do it. yes, where from ITALY governor miss the two of us love florence, that's where we're from we're at variance is Save me a high batting average I'll say that about cock.

Like a cannoli, don't push it we need I'm not gonna lie or acts and sounds. Quite often, italian sounds like this and governance Tat I read to which I love so they hire the fake kentucky guy you a spy and as a spy. He tells these any company. That desire was quote violent and unprincipled from Albany, and Then, in march the british governor general of india received a letter from Mohammed com, which was for some reason, written in English, with a flowery style and used. A number of american phrases sounds like icon

the letter. Han though better asked the british to make runs, return from a push our to afghanistan, but Mohammed com did not know English and it seemed like Josiah was the actual author of eleven no other Our general replied quote my friend. You are aware that it is not the practice of the british government to interfere with the affairs of independent states, yeah, what day is it tears. Then I may once or twice two years later they were in vain afghanistan for now. Afghanistan had no army, so Mohammed com, wanna desire to train is fighters how to fight the western style of war. The french train, the sikhs, and now

on one hand on the action soldiers I did it and ran cheat son was getting married. He the best of his army from the border to have a braid. Furthermore issue it that's important thing: on the contrary, advantage of tat with Josiah acting as a special military adviser? Ok, wait! Sorry! So he Now he's attacking right afghanistan there attacking now that pakistan india, during a parade, yet whether whether during a weddings, less pray churlish of that just one declare up that part and then they're using a guy who read about alexander the great the afghan Josiah, mediocre the afghans, defeated the seats and run cheats, favorite generals killed. Now mohammed cottage changed over the years after you turn thirty, he stopped drinking and having orgies

I think those two go hand in hand a little while Josiah thought com was modest implied. He also said con was capable of quote the most revealing cruelty. And the greedy for gold, and was very cynical right and september. in thirty seven, a scotsman named alexander burns arrived in Kabul, oh my god, alexander burns He had been sent by the east india company to act as my friend's name. Oh right at the who is she, is going to be listening to as it has had a blow up of aid is ok sites, quick cyber. so he's been sent by the east india company to act as their local agent Josiah like every other westerner with power in kabul, and he enjoys. I quickly became rival, yellow josie

Josiah said burns was quote remarkable only for his obstinacy and stupidity there now, the only three white men in Kabul, where burns Josiah spies last fake Kentucky guy well, may assist quite a team. We have guy. Is this the plot rat race. And they hated shows you care I have a better gumbo going on right. Now. I don't like him he's the words we have from Kentucky now having quaker at his blood josiah hated slavery. Now the uzbek were known as slave traders, with Mohammed cons backing in eighteen pretty ages. I set out to attack and is back slave,

baker and warlord name back then back beg bag b, e g bag. ok josie. I want to show that a modern army could cross the hindu kush mountains. He took fourteen calvary eleven hundred efforts, and fifteen hundred others why you laugh at you, just an inside joke about a certain word, brought an elephant. I just I'm just saying. People's heads popping on a laughing at them. He brought an elephant and he was seriously trying to recreate exactly what alexander the great that that is quite a thing to do. I mean by that does it have any use of this moment. This is just an homage. Well, you get somewhere and you have an elephant. The relevant invoking charging smash the voice mail ovens that you can take their trade. Smash elephants, yeah, lame

from what I've seen there, not defensive, of humans, their worried by them. yeah, but when you, when you are mean to where garlic lessons, let's stop that you and I all related. So but here's the thing he found out exactly what alexander the great had found out, which is that elephants don't like going over big cold mountains, weird that, because their use to him the mountain. You should get a mountain elephant so he had to send his elephant back, but Josiah the bad guys get out irrelevant. Just like alexander, the great did. I'm sending you down the mountain and made a few feared charge the elephant you like. What now I told you this is like okra keep them

what Josiah continued when he was twelve thousand five hundred feet above sea level high up in the mountains. He raced the american for. Why, for who is ever? My guess is just these, including the moon, had its troops. Twenty six guns salute z like what are the top. What is here at this point here is the every culture he reimer bridge american surge and try to be the king of Afghanistan made my elephant, ah he wrote quote, star spangled banner gracefully waved amid the icy pigs in soil s. Rugged rocks. Are the region seeming scared to the solitude of an undisturbed eternities louder? I may mastermind poetry, but when he wrote desire harland? Then let his army down the other side, the mountains. He picked up some

of course on the way they called the bizarre, and there are people who are constantly being read, raided and taken away slaves desire than attack the fortune. of the slave trader bag and quickly destroyed it defeating him, All the bizarre. I want to be friends with Josiah one refuge, It beggars Zahra was a prince of gore an area in the central western part of afghanistan. Josie I stayed in refused For a long time, and at the end stay refer ye, be they made a little bargain. Josiah train, refuse army in return receive would make Josiah and all of his heirs for eternity once the prince of gore Josiah harlin philadelphia, was now royalty,

man, trying to be president shoot further stars, these are moon. Shoots a moment. He was just by like what How do I lies about your brad. Aren't you get you you will you will live? eternity with your air so relax. I mean Elizabeth, isn't laylock red. Will you showed her what I'll catch you are for? The first thing I want to say is: fuck you Elizabeth. This is so some and if you had a broken up with me, I wouldn't be a prince and you fucked up you fucked up big.

I'm a pretty thou and you're, not a bread, says eddie go to bed, but if you have done me, I would have pursued this, but I did it. I am and you're not- and I I hope you're happy with that guy who works with metal that'll be good luck with them yeah. I know a guy that could drum metal into gold for fish and when I say fish, yes, I mean those same gender and also Elisabeth, if you listening take me back. I need you. Ah, you are so baby, I was all this area. You love me. yeah she said about

the. so the prince of gore Josiah went off and attacked and. There is backs labour and freed about forwarded slaves. Neither went to another slave fortress. and on the way, Josiah noted how disappointed it was that the uzbeks were more interested in rating for slaves, then enjoying the local plants Meaning quote: little attention is bestowed upon the elegant in horticulture. Their flowers are consequently few out of a pleasing variety went a weirdo. He digs fuckin nice front yard, while you all have to. If you want one, I mean why, if you walk a house and it's got a bunch of slaves in the front yard. Instead of mature flowers. You're like that's, grows.

So call them on it. You should be like you should plant flowers instead of having slaves. It's the same thing yield just plant flowers, take my card, I'm a prince yeah it at that. jumped fuck, you Elizabeth is the job title she's, just this idiot who, if I could have back, I would like, either way. Have me back down Wherever a bully do I'll do anything for you, you matter to me so much a complete me. I'm good either way, but I'll kill myself She doesn't have my heart, in her hand, I got the softest skin. You know it's. Just nuts smells good when she didn't put anything onto something about her, get a good cause. She like flowers by chance, oh man, I'm fucking, the flowers.

Why didn't you desire arrived at the next fortress is rapidly can preceded them. That is backs labour came out and quickly shredded without a flight fight. This labour agreed to recognised com. as the emir of afghanistan and to stop being a slaver altogether Josiah than headed back to cobble now, a prince and conquer and feeling very alexander. The great dish. Alexander the good, but that the last long sure when they arrive it's a bull. the british had arrived there they pushing westward go jack, you guys are here: they got the voice they occupied the sitting. This was the big bring stage of the first anglo afghan war and the british put out mulct the castrate her back in charge of Kabul, more could not changed. He had a proclamation red quote, everyone is commanded, not

ascend the heights of the vicinity of the royal harem under the pain of being disempowered alive. May the king live forever quite an ending. Was that a tweet that is very much I get trumped, we that's under a hundred forty characters and it's got a lot of twitter. Is you did that in in trumps? Word would be like that. We cannot for prostitution or else to your guts ripped out. U s hat! Josiah quickly went from the top of the heap to a guy who now just completely didn't matter. He also didn't like british and he didn't like the way they rule so desire, decided to come back to america. Woe, ok, but if we

Fucking Prince played a role. It'll be like what's up Elisabeth know. Is that true? Is he going to see? Why else would it be happening, shut up we're about to have a castaway moment? No, I don't think I wish Is this the package you sent now? I have kids and I'm happy cool yeah. the british saw, Josiah and the way he was treated by locals differently. The british claimed that Desire had convinced locals that he was a god and the british didn't like desired at all. He had quote gum native, which was strongly disapproved of by the british. He had what gone native so he's he, instead of acting the man he just live

their lifestyle and an aid despise that that's right, the british do not believe in the right. Hence the dead american indians. He had trained the afghans to fight the european way, which had also shifted the balance of power, so the other thing that he had done was he taught them how to fight the fuckers. The european way is where you say so. Sorry after you kill someone right, yeah, sorry about that, may. When does I landed in the united states? Work got out about his adventures and he was honoured as a national hero. This is this you. What is this life, he has he's. Just like you know. What's going on, a prince is getting an american award. Let's do this draw up in the sand like this. He did. It's looking very good. He. He was very good at working the press. How was he looking and he was looking good okay good, but he asked them. To focus on his royal title quote. He looks upon.

kingdoms and principalities as a frivolous import when set in opposition to the honourable and sustainable title of american citizen so easy amazing bullshitter, amazing bullshitter it does it give a flying. By the american citizen. He wouldn't hands like he does Adrian the rat script from england He wrote a book called a memoir of india and afghanistan with observations upon the present critical state and future prospects of those countries. He died along. Why not just go with what the fuck just happened seems also good. It was published in philadelphia. After that, Josiah popularity quickly faded, here come the matter. He had been working

much longer book called the british empire in india, but before he was done, writing at the british force was annihilated and retreated totally fucking up. Everything he had written in the book was that the title now is better in the first one Though it got a lot of press in the united states quickly, wrote and published a book called a memoir of india and afghanistan. He attacked british. pluralism in the book. He also explain easily russia could, if they wanted attack, serious damage to the british in asia. This is not something the british wanted out there. He was now in england for doing this, but at the same time, historians and british strategists secretly devoured his book. He was clearly onto something americans weren't as upset, but he never published another book again slowly run out of money? Joseph Josiah started looking for new things to do Erika he can.

the new plan and started lobbying united states government to import camels and set them up in the western united states? Writing any questions now, they'll do fine, These are used to the seasons his If your plan was that the government would decide to get them from Afghanistan and he would be sent as the purchasing agent, so he is always trying to get back to afghanistan. He just wants a free trip. Yeah. He wants to get back to where he is a prince, because right now he's just fuckin citizens. We need camels marine yeah. Who is in favour? Ok great? I should take. my not serve those becum. Do you know the pigeon is ripe, camel you gotta feel the humps. You gotta get him ripe, We wanted not too hard. Not do so

You are right in the middle way, the low squash and then you might send me there. He did and upcoming The government camels were smart, investing we're not stupid. Obviously we need camels, though we like What you're saying good package will give you ten percentage of your cup They ve got a hundred thousand dollars, but we get one. in perpetuity people don't want short super last nasa hop tank, but the government decided to get the camels from Africa we use a turkish immigrants, so they actually took his bullshit idea and he didn't get his trip. There were like we found a cheaper camel. Guy he's like they won't live here. Idiots just wanted a flight

He met a new woman, her name. Elizabeth, not what Elizabeth Baker, not elizabeth, but still another elizabeth. He was a you'll. Do I gotta do that I think you're like It can add a wig. I can. Let me do your makeup. I can close my eyes when I fuck you and call you Elizabeth. He had put this mask on. We ve been married for a long time. Oh you'll do fine you'll. Do Fine, you do you're young, Actually I do, sir. How can I be of a friend I now pronounce you who said Is it why.

They married in may eighteen, forty, nine and chester county. She was a quicker. Her family, were very upset. She had married a man who had fought in wars but is readmitted back into the quakers after a judgment against him for violating the rules of passive pacifism. what was really roared? Yeah, we're like the quakers. I think you can't go out and I think of your quaker, you can't go to war as a as part of a monarchy, enough but how do they seems? What do you have it? Something there really split now Then I would these plans you are,

down here. Yes, we've got pockets of resistance and units you're not supposed to fight they're pacifists. The whole thing is like peace and then he went against that yeah yeah yeah we're gonna get into that. But let me know browser the line for you. he had a daughter in eighteen. Fifty two, it is and he doted on her, but he also wrote an unpublished. Autobiography wife was only mentioned once. Oh, for his entire life. He carried a poem with him, no it at it now If this is that Elizabeth now the shot had written in eighteen- oh, it is offer a girl right I really just law. He just was he came

when he was a prince, carried a fucking poem of the chick. bailed on him, but he knew for fucking three weeks. All his life, and he got married to a woman named Elizabeth, so he could fuck her collar elizabeth and he kept a poem from He knew for, like a month, hey honey. I found a poem in your jacket pocket about another elizabeth. We good this doesn't this doesn't make. Men look good, now, I don't know dave it's kind of a motivator next plan was to makes money. I want to get an islander call it a little better mariette

was to make money by talk in the? U S, government into buying afghan grapes. two years work in this angle, but then the civil war broke out at that Why does I wrote the secretary of war and declared that general Josiah harlin was ready to fight for the union? You worked in afghanistan and in good lord, government apparently thought this was a good idea coarse and he was given given permission to form a quote: harlin's, calvary. Forty one officers, one thousand eighty nine enlisted men. He had. No, formal rank and he had never been in the american military and have absolute no idea how modern warfare work yeah, but there. He went that that's his that's his rap ages, dives in head, first and he was now sixty two but said he was fifty six. Try, that's a weird lie to back, then

that's like not a lot of your different. Where do you go with six years up everywhere that are safe for the feds as a little you're, the guy, who became a fucking grids, six years ago, just because they are dumb, thirty, I'm dying, but I'm thirty He was named a colonel. Once again he was fighting at slavery which he loved, but he commanded the way. A guy who wrote an elephant over afghan mountains did he went big His treatment of the men was horrendous, which ended in a court martial He was still allowed to fight Jesus. What, in on July, fifteenth eighteen six? while he was serving in Virginia. He collapsed from a combination of fever, dehydration and dysentery,

he'll, be here tomorrow, you'll be up tomorrow. Just he just fell off his horse and stuffs criminality. Every hall, the graves. He was ordered to give up his command and was dismissed from the army on August nineteen. Eighteen sixty two under the grounds he was quote debilitated from diarrhoea I mean and and the truth is not to get to deepen, do it, but if, if back. Then you have too much. Diarrhoea is just your base. The base standard was just everybody s yeah. So if someone like is got bad diarrhoea, like poor guy, his kidneys come out, he died in San francisco, where he work as a doctor

and slowly diet of tuberculosis Jesus I asked the way in eighteen. Seventy one is life. Would inspire writer richie richard kipling to pen the short story, the man who would be king in eighteen? Eighty, eight, the great story: is personal papers. There is an ancient contract written in person. the contract is stamped with an inch over seal issued by. I believe her. This contract granted him powers. It included the absolute and complete possession of his government. His heirs are still princes of gore, which means scott rhine anger, who was one of the stars of nineteen seventy eights, dom of the dead is a prince of gore

in a couple of ways. Holy shit dave, red morning. Scott should wake up and go. Thank you Elizabeth. How Lee shit anyway? That's just a classic philadelphia. Bro. Then the. I've been sitting on that one forever because the matter would be king is my favorite movie, Xavier, resent it. Oh yeah

it's fucking amazing, and that that's who it's based on you haven't seen it yeah fuck. You. You're my ear, my elizabeth swam. That's why Dave It really to your point before it is it's just crazy. The way that man can process things we're not good. Just good. I went right now. It's a proper etiquette in training. We can get there, but you you can't live in a world where, if your heart hurts you like well I'll, be a prince fuck. That.

Now show her well, the main look she broke up with me. Someone to take over part of afghanistan see other people why I've got land, bridges I'm doing. Ok, you you'll come back you're back he'll see this is, however, this and what happens? The sound all happens. Just. Guy wants to be loved just like some of these guys are like four hugs away from being okay, but it's like di. You didn't get your card punched. Ten times you just get the six hugs you needed, ten, just for hugs away from being okay. So that's why we started our program. Hug, a creep and hug a creep finds creeps who need hugs, and we start some. Some some men are ok.

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go. You haven't been through a lot as painful as this facebook era. When people are talking shit on, you is take it on the chin and try to take the cliff notes out of it and fucking learn. Something m will all be a little better. Wait out, I got jokes guys. We never have what then was sailing inciting birds. At the corner, the posters to other pictures outbreak YAP Sowerby Are there like ten minutes or so? Thank you guys so much for coming. I appreciate the fuck out of it. Thank you.