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after his letter and asked it to think about the plantations is after the civil war and when and where they lost value, but they did than there are hard to keep up, because I couldn t own people gas is father. William was a lawyer and long time, mayor of conquered share. He married not a big deal to be a mayor when there's like a hundred people in your world. hundreds at a big city. This all right get all fucking weird, we always say put the pessimism back here. Coralie bullock, who was also from a prominent southern family, always balikh luck. They're both pollux. what was he not a bullock noise? A means was his middle name, not bullet

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aghast was raised in a large three story: victorian house in conquered he had three more brothers and sisters. The boys are also to be charming when they, it can be, but also were called quote meaner than hell. That is not charming, but on the charm, and then you stab again I or whatever. What is that happening via get on board both gaston's grandfather and father apparently also have the same sort of disposition. Ok, sorts of family, a fucking guess storm money from his mother's purse. When the family made was fired for the theft, he called it

his first satisfying experience. So this is a just right off the bat, a demented human. We we have a hero, yeah isabella. Finally, something that made me feel the guest and when he was a church going kid he went to all saints episcopal. It's a great school that church in eighty nine it gas and went to the university of north carolina noah.

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As soon as he studied pre law in north carolina. He was a very sociable and in his second year he won election to the. dialectic society. Church is a big deal. I think it's still a big deal right. Floating today's debate it's sort of deal with debate situation. That's a debate. Situation right is acknowledges, debate, thwarted, church Nobody fucking cares like that shit. Where someone kill someone. I was also very good at football. The he join the team, though he was super lazy and didn't put in any effort, he had the size. He was almost six feet tall tuner pounds, but totally lack effort which carried over to his schooling and he quit school

there is an exemplary divert, rubies opposite size scale. It is like these two and a half feet like my guy. He saw favour, learn from their movement of John pharaoh yelling. He so little watching television, naturally after leaving school, precluding school and not getting a degree, took a job as a super intended of schools are great and devise. Here's a city she's great, still, good work for the record. How many grizzly bear attacks and she got put it off right now? There are none zero k promised.

Assholes CBS is re burma. We shall be more. A moral are at our moral worth, yoletta s data, so he's a superintendent of schools. Even though you didn't we did. I told them. What is that its and city? He was this stated on the job. For two years, his father had become an attorney for textile business and after two years, gaston quit the superintendent job to work for the text. Company as a traveling salesmen writing an hour ago checks to out. So while I worked as a traveling salesmen, he moved to new york city and in nineteen o nine. He requested a transfer to Chicago what his girlfriend file day. Twenty five thousand dollar breach of pride. lawsuit against him, What did he breach back? In the day

If someone said they wanted to marry you and then they didn't, you could sue them. Oh, my god holy shit that made you can't drink. Wait. You still can still do a thing if someone says I want to marry you and doesn't you can still sue them? I could sue Dave. Hey I'm going to marry. Sweety hey come on. I hate fighting. but the shoe was dropped because gas and had no money wow she missed out yeah the guest and quickly discovered he did not like chicago and went to new york is soft, often as he could on one trip to new york. So he's on the train

He fell from a supposedly defective pullman sleeping birth and was knocked unconscious when he like an itch on a night. Unlike a train, that's going quite a distance. He fell out of the sleeve rolled out of the car, what a nightmare and his head. Apparently, oh, my god and knocked out a classmate of gaston, said the fall changed. His personality was a nice cafe. He suddenly had a sewer and hit his head on his head on the floor, and soul went into him that she laughed so many apologies. The gaston sued, the pullman company and nineteen eleven bush lost It is also said: he cut the support chains himself and had take

Now several accident insurance policies before he left Chicago he had a premonition. Sometimes people feel that coming like I'm going to fall out of a book. If only be true, if I'm going to sleep high on a train, you better believe I'm gonna take out twenty accident insurance policy for sure yeah. He met another lady Julie, Patterson I fell to and they got married on october, fourteen nineteen thirteen. She was a twenty three year old, debutante from oak park, illinois share in nineteen fourteen

the writing was on the wall. He was about to be fired from his sales job. He wrote that on a wall yep I'm tired from my sales job. We don't communicate properly. Why don't we communicate the? Why don't you go fuck yourself, the shiite holy shit? I am so hot right now, so this is what gets you off the list? Let's do a hard turn around and do so I can come on. Let's do this. I need to take off my pain. Take them off right. When I'm doing it. Can I stop writing. I had an orgasm, you already did it and I'm tired,

Jesus I cast iron cast off without so he won't open so he hears about you fired from us, his job, so he quits before they could him, but at that I was actually making great money, but he wanted a job with more adventure, so he started working for the new york detective. The detective agency of William J byrne is that how that works? I wanted to be a detective about already a trench coat. That is fidelity that it just seems like a time when you could just do whatever you want to go I plead parents know you actually do you could say any job

I read parents, that's true. They say about the parrot folk. I mean community, that's what you can. Okay see a man parrot know that the that's my boy, the so this detective william James burns was an ex chief of the secret service. He quickly gassing quickly, I picked up and learned he had a knack for the more sordid aspects of private detective. That's bad! That's got a bad ring to it like breaking and entering okay. That's shady bribery, shady extortion, shade and wiretap machete. He became one of the agency's best detective because he's shady as fuck. That's what the shady people are, the ones you like look he's crazy. Let him go even as detective gaston met earlier

detective. He met maud king shoes and alcoholic widow. It was very wealthy and extremely stupid, like the perfect combo, just dumb and drunk and rich. Something tells me our hero. Isn't gas to within. Just a few weeks of meeting her gas and had talked mrs king into making him or her business manager go, let me be in charge of it. It sounds good yeah like a present to do the same, whatever the. What was that? What do you do? Learning what has gone on? I should give you stuff, like gin, money,

it's good to have man yeah. What's the what is it knowing yeah man? I should sign stuff, though there's some contracts there is that labor in the guide to are yeah donna courage, encouraging see me so cheat you trust him with all her affairs. I guess she seems to have a good handle on what she need: she's, stupid sure and drop and dry

she's, drunk and still the youngest of it's terrible combination. Someone just got sad about that. Song was like oh, come on, I'm right there and that's what got me I'd cops the now all the while guessing his reputation as detective is increasing. His reports are packed with clues. I got a lead which necessitate him investigating more, so he's writing a police reports that have a lot of stuff that need to be followed up with no basis. I'm guessing not really right. Okay sounds about right for the dollar. just before world, where one started. Gaston was approached by a secret head of german espionage and the? U S, Jesus. What the seek asked size is, you know, he's a spy fella, so they hire gas and to investigate the british, which is it. Totally. Legal costs were not at war with germany.

right, hire a guy to look to find out what the british I think, but at the same time the british hired burns to look into german activities in new york, oh boy, so it's spy, vs spy. This was a great ceta burns would just give information about the british die ass in a gas, and we give an efficient social rights by experience to the british. You then, This is unbelievable intelligence report back, so we are very pleased with what you found out about the germans. How do you do it? They were. They just came up a tons of foreign plots that were always happening and

included the forged documents they were using and fake spies. There were meeting right, expire journals, they're just make it a tonnes is shared and committed to the germans. In the village I just fucking cashing checks like the greatest scam ever so they just roland in money right in there is needed at every time they came up with some. There was the brushwood. We need more money to get into this and they just kept throne of money. Gaston use the german money to rent an entire fleet or have a fancy manhattan hotel for himself. Okay, I mean yeah. I do stupid move in April nineteen fifteen gas and attracted the attention of the national press when he created a scheme for a propaganda scoop for the germans. Okay, so he comes up with this. The idea was to SH.

It was to show that american captains providing german sailing dates to british warships way? Americans are getting are getting informed. And about the germans and giving it to the british idea. Okay, that sounds cool, so he was trying he was trying to make. It seem like the us neutrality laws are being broken. Okay, so he's he's trying to share the british are bad right. Then the media looked into it and they're like well, that's not happening, ok, and then he was Qaeda in the press. Everyone's like well you're kind of a dick so you ve been out. It he's been out and has no dec does others he keeps trying to work, the widow king, It was quite a name without came by the way, the content of the commission,

we're gonna help is. At any rate, it my album, cameo, muzzle, so he drained her bank accounts. Okay so he's still cool yeah he's great She had no idea that he was that, I must add a money and they and the and then how do you not know when you're like in that area, not like a debit? What he's handling all the money he's got all the financial region and as one hundred percent say? Yes, he's investing, he says, he's investing money, but taking right. So she thinks that he's. So imagine a world match it. If that good man and of that crazy thing Many found out where the real money was biggest asset. She had was grandeur,

the biggest asset. She was three million dollars from her husband was will to a trust. To endow a rest home for old men. so there was three million dollars she had to build an old folks' home. The review is to the trust, yeah sure, and it was literally it was actually called the james seeking home for old men laughing it's just it's literally before people started trying. What is it all right? Great, well, call it that ok so, but she has done nothing to put that in what is needed is for agenda its trust in the world's and trust. That's all that money supposed to go, but she has the money that he left to her. No here

leave it to her. Just she's she's. You know part of overseeing the trust, but it's in a trust like she can't get that money. It's great that it's coming to the origin of building an old folks' house, the old man's money. No it's already there. The old folks, home art exists for old men so then what the fuck is the money for well. Well, it used to be James kings, money so now gas and wants it. but how does it get of bank notes its being slowly allocated to hey so there's still more, Well, there we go now I mean you guys, get what I have to work with right. The website baby hang with me the nineteen seventeen gaston and forged a will that supposedly This is not legal! the three million to the widow king instead of the old man home

It is what is called the old man home. It's like if it's were me. So instead he's like it's her money, she wants to withdraw it all I'll. Do it hey? Look. I found that I found a well. Well, what are the odds? It was right here underneath all these snacks. The thing goes to the it doesn't look like, signature buddies. Well then, it can't be mine didn't take much. events, the widow king, that it was real and then he submitted it for probate. The officers of the trust dismissed,

the the will is forged. What the fuck I wrote it left. Excuse me this was under snacks, say that not shells on it. the shells hang in there guest. Yes, this is a waiting game in the eyes to show pacific look them in the eyes. Don't look away. Go away. Shit, I'm saying this out loud who's get over this by saying you're into your friend. Oh, my god. I hear to leave it on bluetooth, I'm hearing two voices in my head. Oh boy, here we go one Israel, which one is

it'll, kill him gaston gaston. Are you going to that? Fucking? Take that you saw the evil. I will show the Jesus Christ conquered the city, the my name's danny. I had no idea who I was fighting in your head, but danny Have you seen the other gases in there's another guy, how'd you get it. Let's go back on a story. Tat surround us, so The trust says the willows forged gaston.

Tried to get a former. U s supreme court justice to pursue the case, but he was. I know that's stupid. It's forged, for this is you're fuckin idiot cake, germany, friends? I want to help He was getting worried because he had spent most of the widows money anyway and if she realized that much money back, then it wasn't. I dunno if she had three million to spare, but she had a lot well. How does this? everything was a fucking he's, also living, but he's also living like this is set store, you'd, be like but he is a guy that cannot stop spending money like he just always. Spending money has got the top floor that tat s, just the he just never stop spending money. Okay. So I think this is like this, Nick cage

well, you ve done a good job. Now I see what the hopeful so he's wearing the widow king finds out will be screwed. And the widow met a naval officer and they want to get married, that's so gaston this family. How has the naval officer, I don't know I can find out. I think he's also perception and again I learned about an old guy just like some or how old, lady she's she'd, that she's pretty all thine eyes and rain again and leonardo unable officer could be all do alone. it is for sure. It's not like these. I twenties private rocket

seventy or whatever. Ok, to make his way to seventy here, like active duty, got the codes like it depends on the well he's, probably active duty with a widow Fiona, I'm talking to the torpedo launch yeah. Really it is all hands on deck. Talking about sucks. I'm sorry, I want to say sorry to the baby. The way would it be if the baby's first word was baby's gone, I have fucking baby was such a. It was such a nice cute little baby and then another fucking come in here and be like yeah like people laughing. They were giving it a lot of babies and bafta that baby. That baby was shared. The His his solution to this problem is to go.

Vacation with his family and bring the widow king with them. Ok, he got her by telling her that her life was in danger and she had to come with him. Ok called cool stuff, so it's like it too. Gabriel, but your life since then on vacation, gaston, the widow into the woods to go rabbit hunting with the flags. As as as ignore that tradition, you know, take the drug old lady rabbit hunting. You know what I mean get out there in the woods for a minute. She was so no one's around to be very scared of guns, but decided to go anyway cool, while some tells me you're, not gonna, get over that fear and sadly, August, twenty ninth accidental maud king had in hunting.

The data has a very sad gas and carried her out of the woods that killed our bowl god. Thank god. We got that at rehearsal. Yeah there we go. I'm gonna write that, on my pole, just make sure that the he described what happened when he came out the quote. As we came near the spring? She handed me her gun I said I wanted a drink of water. From this spring, I placed her gun in the crotch of a tree and told her not to touch it. I told you this show is going to get hot the gun and the trees dick, and I was ready to drink water from the river cafe. He puts it Three tells them not to touch it. Just as I was jumping down for a drink of water. What did she do out of the corner of my eye all day I noted her reaching for the gun now and I called out to her not to touch it.

because it was loaded now, odds. Then I took a drink next thing. I know I heard a shot

She was shot in the back of the head. She got the happens all the time she shot. Herself executed, the kids as happens. The teacher goes in the game as lot of it. I was having a sip of water after she grabbed the nobody prepares you for a lady shooters, the I'm sure, you've heard it a million times the shutters up, in the mean time, to think it's hard to do shot in the back, because you pick up your gun and you're like woo flipper I mean. Is it possible that the backpack

or just to try to tug it on your shirt, like you see in movies the back of your shirt right next to your spine, like they teach you in the nrl guy like saying that his butt has a hand on her but had a hand on it like grab that there were back, then people that have buttons Bernie jumped on the gun and pulled the trigger you've heard it a million times one of the junior guys get this all the time, but the old drunk lady.

accidentally shot herself in the back of the head. The mean is so dumb yeah, but she probably tried try to start running away. Although she's, like seventy dude, I've watched enough forensic files get close, he just didn't close eg was running a run. I would imagine he went to shoot and she turned at the last minute and he shot her in the back of the head. Well, then, you can know what am I forensic shit back then you can make a better you I mean you could say like the front and they'd be like. Well, then hell they're, not that stupid. Have you heard about this guy laughs, really, obviously harder shoot yourself in the back of the head is also there were no powder marks on her head, which pitchy she had somehow shot herself from

She wants. Thirty yd away, all my guy. This is as lazy as you get with a murder, and the man was laying down sipping lemonade from what we can tell The coroner's office ruthie death, an accident whose there's the coroner alive now really must have paid him off. I don't think so. taken a chicago and buried, which is where she's from, but the prosecutor is not habitat, and neither is the news media the northern trust. Company was overseeing the three million dollar for the old man home got involved and set the will have been forged. so the widows body is exude today and the ship the coroner.

It was impossible to shoot yourself on the back of the head logic, brothers corners. I see the problem here, the guy, the north carolina corners of fucking asshole. She swallowed a bullet and it flew off the back and let gj says gorilla so you've heard it a million. The million gas them is that arrested in north carolina investors, investigation started in new york and illinois where it was learned, he had drained her accounts and the north carolina prosecutor allowed the northern trust company to hire lawyers to help the case. Okay gaston was insulted by the accusations. It is insulting. I mean

through a lot. He'd have murdered an old woman and how this old friend just got killed. Imagine did the trauma of you're just out dated think about it. You know that you are care for thinking about them, want to run and hunting managed to blow the back of your fuckin head off. Like that, you are displaying that sip in your head. You gonna fetches, took one cent less than she wouldn't have thrown the gonna. Thirty yards three spot around twice to throw the thirty yards into a tree and spin around twice. You ve heard it So gases insult a crook. it's going to be a day of reckoning for those who are responsible for such insane insinuations as a southern gentleman,

ran them as dastardly, and I mean to defend the name of the woman who is dead and unable to protect her. So I guess who's back. I've got at the trial gas.

and saying he was protecting her honor claim that the widow king had committed suicide. Yeah. Okay! Well, now we're getting to act protecting. How do you say that she was murdered? I am protecting your honor. She killed herself. Why am I picturing courtney love in a forest the whole she might be listening the laying face down in vomit the like. She wrote one fucking song on the whole, the one he wrote all the songs and then she killed him

I guess we get the name all finally talk about a divided been like now by charlotte, jumped in the room. I've said this once inside a million times anybody who fucks Billy corrigan is a monster. It's like fucking, a giant baby so

gas, and also claim that the case had been created by german spies because of his work against them. I mean this is, is is, has anybody been less prepared to explain what happened now? He's like the germans? It's like we what the fuck that you shot her in the back of the head. No germany did as guessed, the heart rate down and you pull through the stick that landing nobody minds, a little turbulence just to get like hey. What are we doing? He? I don't know how I got high. We really to got ourselves into a bagel say I did it say I did it scream it scream. It says: you're, not! germans? Would you moving? It is moving what the fuck

It is through its heart disappear. Can its movement beers just sliding like it's, this politically Is that telling you? I don't look like meat puppet, the shit, the let's keep going, because people listening will be like cool the beer can alright, so His lawyers whipped up the jury's hostility right words get the jerry all upset against the fancy new york, northern trust companies, lawyers who are going after him right rather, the entire dogs are but the prosecutor bought in these fuckin private lawyers. So they're like what are the yankees do, and here in the end that did it gaston was acquitted

the shocker after going into the forest hunting rabbits with a woman and coming out having shot her in the back of the head wait a minute. I know what happened a rabbit jumped on the back of her head, the emissions emission, the gaston's legal troubles were not over. He was then tried for forging the widow king's will turns out. He was a terrible forger and it didn't help that the wills witnesses had been town when they supposedly signed. This was also before typing. In handwriting handwriting experts testified, the will was forged. So it's not working for gas in any realises this his play. He then try anymore monaco rapid growth together, united joy, so dressed

A bargain so the army, and he says if they help him out, he would give them a uncle of informing tat. He had trunkful is quite a cell biggest not just receives, filled the programme, pretty sweet. What's tromp number, two, nothing tempted So the army made the deal in exchange for the trunk. The forgery charges were dropped, ok, gas and was so that their trusting a forger with trunk evidence I gotta go via review. I thought I had so much should, in their put more like I feel the truck. Let us figure it out to forge an all night

europe forging for foraging foraging. I was looking for a guy who's going to be like hey. Well, we made a shitty deal now open that trunk as foraging foraging for rabbits and all ladies when the trunk was opened by miller, so he brings the trunk to dc ready. He gives it to military. intelligence to open it up and its fucking balls on this guy or is saying you why I dont understand not just like a rebel right, because you take a huge Put some stuff in there'd, be like I dunno, there's a bunch of magazines, but I think that means something to them. They'd be like okay, alright, when we were coming through these. Thank you instead he's like yeah,

to tell you guys, but thank you again to their failures. Cylinder northern army couldn't do not turn up already gas and explain to military intelligence that at least a put too foreign agents had jumped him for behind an empty

The trial you're not going to believe this one love that a platoon came up behind the man who literally doesn't think his life through until he's saying it about java giraffes mall to my mom, and I had to set up a flower thing hang in there baby. She is currently the best when you need to to your fucking nail wraps. Just go. Look in a mirror know what giraffes the work illness? Hey, hey, amy! How are you good good? I didn't know you're in here now home here. It's funny. meta.

Gaston goes back to north carolina and tries to settle down again, but he missed the action of the big cities. Assure you move back to new york when you got there. tried to expose, is all german contacts to? U s: military intelligence, but after the old anti trunk trick they didn't want to have much to do with it. Why don't you just some? In the trunk? I mean to put a few things in the trial just fragile, but you should get what you want leaves at it bill. I'm gonna go back to the football thing he superfluous lazy yeah. So I know you got a summons house near like angular this book in this dish. Can we find the beloved sure, but nothing can be like man, you see

tones right, the weariness part. They left me that trunk boy a lot of questions. Thank you day, blaze, ably Michael, had been heard. We take it easy He. It managed to get him so after all, that he's still managed to talk himself and in front of a Senate committee whose we're talking about the germans, but the committee denied everything he brought so nineteen, sixteen gaston and his wife had had a daughter who they named sister

What I mean you just did: toiletries lazy yeah, but still sister or their bigoted girl. The next year they had a son billy

It's billy get a name the to just be like yeah, also billy Joe Bailey. I mean at least go in a direction. I hear your business sister and bearing the name the name of the shooter, the first one they are getting. You know what, if your second attempt is billy and people could say great strides, the first one was a you're coming along. This is my third sonic savior, but when the doctors go to deliberate he's like actually there's no baby a bunch of platoon ago, the so in nineteen, twenty one tragedy struck and sister died. The gaston was in consolidation

As you did, every time things went badly returned to north carolina, but interesting after a couple of months. He was like I've had enough of this guy go we're losing basically like a charging stations. It always go back to north carolina to regroup, and then he would go back into his great shit in the world. so I guess Chicago and because friends with a lawyer who starts doing investigated, workforce now he's back to the investigator yet. But she was before night, so he goes back to bullshitting Volta. Yet he was a meagre upper brightened professionally again when he thought The lawyer was expecting a fifty thousand dollars settlement for a case, gaston he just happened, be travelling in that direction and go pick. The money up you're back you'll hurt your back that way.

going to wherever it is to get the money, then he's gonna supposed to bring it back personally could well soundly. You can trust this guy so after gas and got the money, you not gonna believe this mailed it using these south eastern express company. When the lawyer open up the package inside was just a block of wood is all over the map. Why can't you cover your tracks a little bit more? This is an area where it's not that difficult to kind of get away. With some of the ship, probably vision, blocks of wood or nothing or just shooting. At the back of the head. Soon. Gaston and gaston ensued. The southeast and express company saying the clerk must

done it. They wounded us somehow. The case never went to trial really and gas and went on a six month. Spending bit to get the money. The Warren G Harding was elected president. I wish we didn't, have the harding there. Lauren G weren't nineteen twice greater objective. He ran on the promise of a quote return to normal, see. That apparently men returning to corruption, shirt we always circle back in nineteen, twenty one, gaston's all detective agency boss, william burns called because he was up for being named the head of the justice department. Bureau investigation,

Naturally, he wanted gaston's. How now aghast and was in, and he began write. His job is to get letters of recommendation for burns to give the president Harding from every kind, many could sagacity by digging up dirt on all the congressmen at and then blackmailing them into writing letters and burns got the job. The the bureau investigation is predecessor to the fbi so burns immediately, so that we never really were able to like stop anything. It was always just like I had to do. They like I believe she shut herself in the back of the head. Yes, sir,

So when I brought that trunk back, I was assaulted by a platoon of man, sir, I don't know what you want me to tell you I'm the victim here. So I wish it was full of the things. Yes, senator was a block of wood. That's right! The truth is I don't know what happened. Am I spending spree after? That was my way of cope the so burns immediately, appointed gas and, as a special investigator now he's special alone official in the parliament who was named J hoover discuss it now he was scots deadlier boy, when J edgar movers you're here I sort of mother you in fulfil the swamp

So so gas incident perfectly with what became known during the hearty administration, as quote the department of easy virtue, dave, please what while they were there. Although shady, what do I mean they so shading virtue the gas it immediately hired an informer pocketed. informers, salary and started taking brad from bootleggers so he belongs is january. Eighteen, nineteen, twenty two gases was selling justice department, investigation reports to criminals who were in them

so he he would read about a justice system. He would look religious depart report and they caught the criminals in and be like. You want. You want that, what do you want to do and they sell it? Didn't he sell it, sent I'm telling you. I got a platoon cover the job done and laughed he put word out to the criminal world that he could fix federal prosecutions, though he had no intention of doing so so huge judges this out of fox to get right. He has no facts to give. Ok ever now that he was in a position of power, I decided to go after old enemies, he called on dueling, who was a new york assistant d, a who had helped with the murder trial unduly quote, said today: com

on the phone and said he was now at the department of justice and used foul and indecent language towards me and told me he would get me god I was told that waited burns was told of the phone call and defended gaston No one really knows what burns and gases relationship was why he brought gas and to work for the bureau, since it could obviously backfire, but burns always protected gaston began. It lit many fires, and after a year on the job he was placed on suspension. While suspension. He worked as a customs agent for the treasury department. How is that possible to fucking? Surely I don't know what's up, but I don't like how do you even yeah you're, the worst customs. The

He also somehow managed to keep his physical office at the bureau, so he suspended, but he's got his so he's he's going in office anxieties. Not working, hang out this made other beer offers furious here there is is that there is like a graduate of four years ago, has high school so he now this situation, juice just gives us more time to work on all schemes. whatever you need it to get him the office, the other agents, so the other agents. When we have sat burns and gas into new york city in the spring of nineteen twenty two, so they promoted it basically yeah it just kind of got them out of their cool to gas and started commuting between new york and dc. And He started convincing bootleggers that he had powerful friends in DC in started, getting bribes for something I could not help with

According to his wife october, nineteen, twenty two quote gaston was hand in glove with the bootleggers she said and just october he got five key from one eleven. Thousand five hundred from another and thirteen thousand from a third and those were only the one she knew about. one bootlegging grip refused gaston shakedown, so he actually did his job and help bring them down. Yeah shut down, one of the biggest bootlegging rings in new york city, that service that astors and vanderbilts, because he was like you've got to fly, make you should pay me guys come on and what you're doing is illegal by the way, love that piece of it. But thank you, Anderson, cooper's, still, mad yeah for in d c, gaston moved

family to a giant georgetown mansion with three servants and a chauffeur driven scheme that's a reserve and it's a fucking customs. It I've been a limousine driver. That is, that's always been even like movies. You watch boys like life is just so much downtime later I'd know. Can I take the right club bulky needed? could you imagine just rode up to the bureau investigation and everything is on the up and up that's my love. That's my memory. You don't have one. Well, you know you know what happened the last guy. He threw an axe in his back from one hundred feet away the rebellion so kept spinning himself as the ultimate fix it man to all the criminals. Again he would tell them he was

those two men like attorney general dirty, even though he had only met him once sure. He also said here the ear, the secretary of the treasury andrew melon, who he had never met, where there are big rich maastricht. I would be secretary of the treasury in the lead up to the great depression. But thank god we figured that out right. It does seem we're gas, approach: edward solomon, who, as president obey chicago drug company, the company, just lost it permits to sell alcohol based products? Ok, gotta, just everything. What such everywhere. Not everything is, but they, you know back, then probably a lot of alcohol and products, but not everything but most gaston said for the eight grand for eight grand he could turn that should reassure gas, It would show solomon fortune

papers to make the approval process was moving along on the app and all in my handwriting, a somewhat this is not left. Handed. Writing I'll. Tell you that much. I don't know much, but this guy's other yep and yep saying he was close friends with the president. Gaston then offered solomon, the job of programming. director for illinois for a cool fifty dollars. Who is this guy? What is see how does he do? It doesn't have like a watch that he's just letting people look at people just spoken stupid this this is this we're talking about like he's hitting blake, be among the odds of this amount of stupid people like this guy. This you should be in vegas, he's like the log on the apollo this issue. We should be robbing

solomon was thrilled. He queued now be able to manufacturing, distribute alcohol anyway. He wanted solomon and sold his interest in the company and higher a few assistance in preparation for his new job that was never going to happen. Talk about manifesting then screw the vision boards. This guy's, like I, put the team together for a job, I'm not getting that bs cool. We like to keep things tight, but I mean as a guy who is the president of the fucking company. Wait till you get the job dude Many many things to wait on gas had a guy who handled all the pay of cash, and he was actually domino

one day to sign a receipt for a bribe that he's got like a book bookmaker when you know you're getting like overdrive when you need it, you need social. Just make the check out to me just because it's so much easier for me. So this guy, that I realize he's getting screwed the guy who made the bribe, and in February nineteen twenty three bought. He brought the receipt and other evidence to the justice department. In the trunk, around this time. Gas and also had a lawyer named Thomas feldman, who would negotiate the amount of bribes with the guys the process, public, feldman and gas, and also at aside business in which they sought glass com.

As to the mail what the fuck. The delivery is already a nightmare now, which was a glass coffin which wasn't real. They would just take ads out for grass carpets and then never just send a bunch of glass that delivery guy screwed, you just never said anything against her body, just be waiting around in the way. I think I want to be put in a glass conference, that's how they get it. I want to be repeated with clear soil. I just want a glass. I want to be like a david glass coffin yeah. Well, I mean alright. They'll be upon run. We get cries now. Burns could no longer pretty, gaston as more and more information about all of this,

activities surface about justice. Does this apartment investigations, and now the press is onto so final attorney general door a hired, a special council to prosecute gaston means the. the boy were really indictments were brought against velvet and gas. In October nineteen. Twenty three over one hundred charges were filed against gaston did they recommended a truck ones following years? Had nothing noses. Every raises then somehow managed to stall the prosecution for the rest of the year. And in that time he started fabricating diaries.

in the past several years that placed him in far away locations from all the crops sees the it was so much work. He hired two demographers laughing by the way you guys shut the fuck up about this. We shut the fuck up about. Don't make that down. Do not write that down. No, I'm saying that this part. I don't want anyone to do. Nobody should know this part, god damn it stop payments. Stop it

anything else, the what fun it must be well. Finally, drag lava from a volcano. Take that bucket list. The tape in alpha two is now my best friend today in hawaii. The then president could hold his breath for nine minutes, this guy, the dude, whether or not you did a crime but still yeah, but he's the he's. Writing like alibis right yeah, but what are your breath holding isn't going to help? You know the whole thing? Is you just create the best life ever just lie about it? It's called the blog, the president. Harding suddenly dies in August nineteen. Twenty three

I'm sorry, I get emotional carbon college became president and quickly. Reports of insane corruption started coming out said, burning, wheeler of montana was convinced attorney general dorothy had profited and hasty and invest education into the attorney general. Ok, of course, the sun. I thought he had the perfect witness to all these crimes. Who would that be day? Gaston me, gas is last name should be pushed. It has been like asked. It means bullshit said he had tons of rock and other evidence of. Unlike jukebox of all the horrible corruption at the justice department had to say, the special prosecutor went into higher gear to try to take gaston down. First on, the the wheeler hearings gases, two attorney general dirty and tried to make a deal

He said he would not testify if his prosecution was ended. Camp I already told them to go: fuck himself yeah. Finally, a hero emerged the next day gas enrolled in the congress and said he had a huge file of all the terrible acts being committed by the government. It's in this box that I'm about to sigh and half up he had he said he'd just been forced to be a bagman man for all that man, bag man, bad man, I was going to say gas and immigrate implicated, president Harding betrayed gentle dirty and the secretary of treasury mountain he threw in some old transfer back just talk too much it just ass, Josie newbury today under the bus, where no fucking reason Larry

install some things, family, actually, all the larry's larry's there last night, but I am obviously larry layer since my other brother Larry, Of course. He was asked to approve in setting return with it. The next day, I'll be right back smoke, but when he came back the next day, he didn't have the documents,

what he said what happened the night before no the sergeant at arms, the I'd come to his home with an order signed by senator wheeler, and they took all the documents. Oh my god, the lightning does strike thrice. He then showed the Senate committee the order which was clearly forward by the gaston. As they looked at it and said it was a forgery. Gaston leaped up from his chair and yell quote,

a jury. I've been tried by my enemies, all run them down it's the last thing. I do my bit, unfortunately, about fume running it's insane. Unfortunately, as the committee continue to investigate, all they found were more crimes committed by gaston. He was then in indicted for perjury and but on trial has defense was to make the justice department and Harding's administration so rife with corruption that he would just like a cog in the machine, but he was found guilty of assorted chargers. He got a two year, prison sentence and eight ten thousand dollar five us two years. He appealed is upset about that he was free and tell the appeal was heard.

by the special prosecutor. Continued prep, preparing other cases against him under pressure, the guy you handled the bribes for gaston who gave the receipt sure flipped and became a justice department, snitch, ok, gaston headed back to it's carolina, the temporary judge, the man we got their name. They wanted him to come back and he said he was too ill to travel. Okay, sure january in eighteen, twenty five he was arrested and take it in new york city and tried again he was guilty and given another two year sentence What's he being found guilty? The psychological like. I just follow against fraud, knowledge at that point gas and asked to see investigators from the justice department, because He apparently had information on senator wheeler heat.

then we'll are intended to make a senator robert law filette president, by attacking attorney general dirty and then he said both senators were communists and may cause big, always Actually, this did not work really. May nineteen twenty five you set to the federal penitentiary in atlanta, georgia is what gotta teaching job and conquered north carolina where she managed to care for herself and her son billy gaston. arrived in prison. He became the wardens personal spine. Now he was released a few times to testify in justice department cases and he even spent a month in a

in nineteen twenty six any park avenue apartment in works it it will have a try, is just think it was a trial oddities like our it I'll do it. If you put me up and as we want to be able to see everything a load of this nature, twenty seven other cases pending against him were dropped because please from his family, while you He was in prison. Gaston. became friends with a freelance writer and the wife of a problem. Evangelist. Who is doing a story on the prison she interested in his story and agreed to run it foreign July nineteen gods that posting bail is a July nineteen nineteen, twenty eight it was released from prison and return to north carolina, who is aspire reporter. What he you plan to do in the future and gas and replied quote anyone I can

the the spring of nineteen thirty. His book was published. I'm ready to fuck title strange death of president Harding you gotta stop digging around their walk away when in it he claims by hired by a harding's wife to look into all of harding's fucking of other ladys. This is why he said the government prosecuted him. He also went on to say that parties wife had poisoned hearted states again

Where is the lead? It became an immediate best seller course. The writer reproof bourbon. repudiated the book in november, nineteen thirty one, but it had no affected, still soul, of course gaston! then met and vince ralph am easily of the national civic federation. who was obsessed with rooting out criminals. Gas convinced him that he was the man for the job of helping fighting comes. I communists, rooting out communists aghast and commit to this guy that he can read out the commune that drastic and rode out the meanest right. Of course, why he's got everything else going for gas,

produced a trunkful of documents that the matter be something in this one inside were documents about communist activity. In the. U s awry easily pay again twenty five thousand for the trip like threats like just now. Second magic truck should work to do, and I now wish to tell you why can't we start doing that? More gets an interesting stuff, but just now in February nineteen thirty gas and was travelling around the country on easily time. Looking for communists, he somehow managed to smuggle four thousand in goal. That of mexico. Sure. Well, he's looking as he drained easily account and the federation

the federation of about two hundred thousand dollars hole by nineteen thirty one gas and had one hundred thousand dollars in his bank account Jesus god, but gaston started to suffer from depression? How the fuck does this dude get depressed? This is the guy what what everyone is you're, just like the worst punishment is fucked everyone over unjust asshole anyone get assure I've got to his wife was forced to call the police to save him from himself on more than one occasion he was gonna shoot, self. In the back of the head from thirty yards away, you mean climb into a trunk. At one point he's a cop. He was trying to restrain him then one day

asked and sat in his georgetown mansion mansion, thanks to the news he heard about the list. baby kidnapped and it came up with an idea now. That's all agree that should have ended ages ago, maybe so use that's very cargan, so using connections he met

wealthy female friend of the eggs and also a limburg cousin. The female The female friend limburg, like I believe, was the owner of the washington post, sharing or the or the ex wife of whatever one of the other gas think events the two he could recover the baby how they told the limburg who now had hope school school, so fine still fine This is still a fine. Just just tell her parents, babies lively language only as it might not be the baby. You think it was an if I put it in the magic trunk Finally, there might be a lizard out an odour dieters thing: is it mine of its own job when I left

It didn't, and now it's just a bunch of glitter toy trunk of magic. You are a monkey paw, the kids. They met at the magic sharon, the gaston said he needed one hundred and four so he's telling them that he knows how to contact the kidnap. Just because I don't know They never shot into why he said what you really matter, one against them that he he had was act with. He said he needed a hundred and four thousand dollars for ransom to give them, and the female friend came up with it by hawking. The whole

diamond- oh my god. What is this about a metaphysical? What you just said that only the drive of james bond in a movie if we can find the limber, where james reminder like the hope diamond either? So we're getting diamond in exchange for the liberal baby, bring laptop computer right here. You can see they have diamond in all its glory gems. So he says he, gave the money to the kidnappers and then the kidnappers was to drop the baby, it a location. So the woman goes the family friend the kidnappers never never came What was their deal

Will they made it really either crooked weird? So He set up a second one where she goes to a cabin and a gun a guy comes. and he calls himself the fox any talks for a while and then ok. Without giving her a baby. So ass a lot. I guess I want to make it seem like well, there's some happening or pretend like there's a virtual, that's it. Good sign, that's good! So after that happened asked and said he would need another thirty five thousand dollars here and she would have to make drop in EL paso, texas. Sure sure that point she started thinking Maybe something was up to she hate babies. It also didn't help writer

at times the baby was found dead. You know it's sad, but it was a fucked up baby total dick limit it was a fucking. Nazi would have been a nazi baby. What about that nazi baby? Would you kill hitler, then? Should we killed all the that one story about that guy who had like hitler in his crosshairs and the war like when he was just a soldier. He was like get outta heels scale yeah, so she now goes to the fbi and tells the fbi, and after all these years, J, edgar hoover

was finally able to harass gaston, don't make me route for J edgar hoover and in june nineteen thirty two gas and was found guilty of larceny after trust and sentenced to fifteen years in prison. This then tried for trying to extort the thirty five thousand the trial, he seemed to come to life for the press and the pro another meeting I look at the moonwalk he's like the frog with a hello, my baby, hello, my bad, and now I'm just going to get this truck and he's gone. How did he know that lizzie, the newsweek quote? He was the perfect picture of a man enjoying the crowd at his own hanging, the

well. He claimed one of the kidnappers was the head of the communist party and that the lindbergh baby was alive and in mexico- oh, my god, this guy I mean he just hasn't been caught the problem now is I've come. I believe, my share. Everything I say is magic, the lead. report backs up it's. Ninety now pretty easy to a few matters as you get through, shoot the geographic. This is work and pay off. I think we overstep the limber baby thing. I mean the babies and they found it we're cancer? Think no, its, not hey it was to babies. You fucked us like I was re babies. It wasn't now you're thinking

you're, going to raise with you, the raising of what those quintet puts, but that is a good will be that it did the colored brothers when they like. There is sub that about the merely oh yeah, we're probably gonna die. Obviously we're dead at the trial, J edgar. J edgar hoover was their quote. How do you? How do you like that story it literally anybody at this in this town, said gaston to huber k system in the fucking head of the fbi. How do you like that story? Man, babies in mexico, won't give it up. It'll, be weird that babies. Agnes hoover said he had never heard a wilder yard.

gas in the replied quote. Well, it was a good story, just the same. Wasn't it and he grinned and he got two more years and at that point gaston confessed to the court that he had kidnapped. and killed the lindbergh baby what's, even though some one had already been convicted for the cry said this dear just only works at huge swings. However, this is a bad swing, is crazy. Last ditch ever I calibre Did you do our drunk wait like we can talk, know someone already did that go trust me

his lawyers. Just like pulling on his coat shaft, I killed everybody who died this year, the mob. The federal authorities sent gaston to the northeastern penitentiary in lewisburg pennsylvania. He was very unpopular there In thirty four, he was transferred to the federal facility at leavenworth Kansas, in the summer of nineteen thirty six, his application for parole was denied by

in thirty, eight gas demeans was in very poor health. He had lost over forty pounds. He was transferred to the u s hospital for defective delinquents in Missouri, not the old, not the old man. How great would that be transferred to the old men in prison? How sorry we don't have chairs? Oh, are you all? On december, seventh, his gallbladder was removed, but his heart began to fail and he died. A few days later was that, whereas gaulle came from the outside to act, it's just sad that he died. His wife brought his body body back to concord north carolina for burial in the family plot at oakwood cemetery holy shit, the bury in horse shit, the good lord. That's one of your one of your,

sons, but a guy. You seem school here, it sort of like evil forest gump picture always highlights mean. The guy's is threatened. I mean the limber was just talking about Jesus kept all that shit. If I got called a landmark but yeah, I'm a fish, done his curse. You! Ok, gotta gave no we're not,

the baby that they get to hear that story. May the baby, like the baby, with a totally loving like at the end, came round a baby stuff, so the bay it would have been laid and the baby. Mother fucker, which baby you know I can about anymore. You know baby sometimes maybe it's not easy that is not seeing someone takes yeah. The blue cross, the ocean who gives a shit what's happening nazi blow you asked on all nazi babies get punished

just the weirdest platform, here's nazi grown ups wicked pledge guys that's how we want to leave it. So we will be there in a few minutes in cyprus is bigger for sale. Fifty dollars hey. What do you want in its economy? To truly? Thank you so much for coming out as well. Fuck a blank page, a guy like you