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Joseph smith, oh boy, he's. Definitely a reoccurring. Is it is it? Is it is it dave? This counting Davis is an extra avowal in there. extra vowel in there. Alright dave ferrets thoroughly. Just checking here I will fuck up some of these names because crazy, Ok, sir George, George Smith, his brother, you about his secret brother, do you guys know about his secret brother george. I was buried with the plates. The me, the three blades and a brother Joseph boy,

so we meet Joseph venues now! if and he is now set up camp in kirtland, ohio, okay, okay, sure so this is going to be the base of operations for the Jesus Christ church of latter day saints. It is amazing to be opening a Jesus campaign. Headquarters is actually yeah. Ok, yeah gonna be a js, isn't going to become and all the other stuff is in the past right at the goal plates. As he's he's hungry he's got a bunch of followers but things have already started to not go great. Okay, there's been some some people, The church has been run chairs fracturing, there's people living in fracturing, there's people leaving and they're saying you know, you're full of shit right he's left the church and his stern up. A lot of people read so this very large

Mental bailed and they're, just not happy with Joseph and their safety, is a false profit. So both said god would never on our man like Joseph Thus would never revelations you're man like Joseph with revelations. and you're, not because you're not talking to god, bro. Okay, I'm now using it is common! No and it definitely helps I would the subtitles that'd be great. my fourth joseph asleep and like he does just learning. Kicking it, how nice it is not a bullshit he's he's dragged out of his bed over the metal than I dragged out of his bed in the middle of the night, a boy and he is taken outside and strangled until the blacks out up. Ok, ok, tough, do it and then, and then they rip off all. As close as you do that

powerful, as close as you do, that's the right order to you know how how defensive people get about, having their pajamas stripped off on better get the guy's clothes out for that project. I want to. I want to fucking, see that profit target or profit low, prof. My body with his nails like a mad cat, as he muttered god. That's the way the holy ghost falls off. Damn you that's the way. The holy ghost falls our folks you read it like kind and not only by trying to think if there's any other way give it away. I do a different way or another reading yeah. Can we see some of the idea of europe an actor? Oh, I like, where this kid's goin the I like. Where hurt his yeah got the me that's the way the yeah

Folks, now is my baby. I'm options which I like, ok, so one can man is sort of turned on earned in a biblical way. The cap is a cat, manny scratching and then they re just making the biscuits and then they would just making. The biscuits is getting ready to allay. He will make bed then they jammed and then they up, while a poison up against his teeth until it broke okay? So they put patina attached and then they'd talk? it's feathered being the son, it's hard saucy, sort of hazy yachts, devilry, Hazan, ok, but he lived definitely hazing, or the mob. I guess if you dont have good sleep for a while,

the mob? I guess, if you dont have good sleep for a while since they got stripped adding here and that a cat man made me. A bird I hear that a cat man made me a bird, and now he doesn't like me because I'm a bird, the bastard fuck off. Oh man man. It's me worried now the mob was apparently supposed to cast rachel the mob was apparently supposed to castrate Joseph that was

They got rise to sniff the stuff of one man who wanted to push punished Joseph because Joseph been bang and his sister, ok sure so off with this yet does it close and know what he called them decide? browse sidney, region, rick sydney, region, rick, rick, rick oh really rick den wrong. well wrong. City rig sidney. I know I know many letters were mormons losing their letters

They only have you. I sometimes arisen David. You latest job greatly disappointed me in the book. I am sending a cat man, sir sidney written the like he's a business. so Sydney close guys he's also beaten and attacked. Ok in the morning, sidney is delirious. And he asked his wife Phoebe to him a razor silly, and he asked his wife Phoebe to bring him a razor, so he could kill Joseph okay and So then he asked Joseph to bear hammer razor. So he could kill Phoebe

it's quite a one? Eighty, and so it's really just about cutting someone. The negotiation is: is who's got a razor, I'm looking to guide our in Jos? It was like Y Y, you take a break and just take a deep breath levy why he sidney written had like a manic d I a job it turns really a queue at this moment. His whole life, and it was really a at this moment bad was safe. They were jerk from place to place. What kind of nowhere around and kirtland was safe? They were driven from place to place. didn't they have been forced out of his home by a mob. The whole tar and feather thing made Joseph speed up plans to move somewhere else, How the independents Missouri what happened let's not go back to eighteen, forty,

which is why ok naming yourself independence is pretty good, that's pretty clear words. that's like a jump off point for fur traders. This point there submergence out their explorers So it's like a jumping off point for for traders. At this point there are some merchants out there. Explorers have come through before they head on out to share their stuff, sure it's the furthest also our native americans urban pushed out by all the white horse that are coming through. Also native americans coming pushed out by all the white game that are coming through. It. so we'll have a game that the we love to play? What's that I wake go the Joseph it's good.

We should do this like the voice were like. If you like a bit. You turn your chair around near the end of it. and so like goes, is fucking missouri hour ago. I thirty see He says this is the city desire this I could see myself city desire this sort of place. as this is the city of Zion. This is the fucking place where all that shit is going to happen, absolutely yeah for sure now, just because I said so, yeah. say, is likely to get a bunch of followers down here and no start building. Well then shut up, and then it goes back to eye with his brows that he brought down the trip back to curtly knock. Back to ohio with his bros that he brought down and the trip back to kirtland is not great

When that said in on this one. For that century, bad things are coming one guy. While they were driving back in a wagon. He he tried to jump out of the wagon and he got his foot caught in the wheel once he jumped off the wagon for slowdown. yeah you're gonna get a spoke ankle. It turns out. It is a little more than its boggles Agus buggy leg. It turns only put here. It turns out a little more than a spoke giggles like a spooky leg. It turns out. Have you put your you know where we're just gonna steps have sometimes happens now It's like a so and a lot of bad. Airlines. Can you walking zog I regularly. I convey I so not regularly. Yeah.

you know so much also from ohio. You know so much laughter and so please let us that's a long time to break off the market. If you're a private like you a lot of shit, I love formula waters please, but that's that's a long time to be like off the market. If you're a prophet like you got a lot of shit to do for sure yeah. But while he was there waiting Joseph actually came down with food poisoning. Okay It was at a table it started and he via vomited, The door started to vomit and then started to vomit blood and he dave vomited so violently that it dislocated his jaw. Oh Jesus Dave. Can we get a disclaimer next time at some way of? What's coming, because if smith pew

if you are using a What did he eat? What, if you ate it you're sitting across from me like? Oh, no, he tells daisy. I love her. Joseph hour yeah. I read that great burger. The chili afore chile's. If he loves it, look at her for the moment about it. It's good, for you want another one job, one for my man, joey pound it so he said the job back himself. He put it back in place as you do jason He set the jaw back himself. He put it back in place as you do then he went

I laid hands jigsaw puzzle and Joseph was like head then he went to his like bedside saw healed like instant, a brow. And Joseph, like Joseph, was like I'm good brought. It's all gone healed like instant, is up a bro, putting his hands on him bro touch. though you always in poisoning had, I'm just paying a pretty picture to become lucid from. Go ahead and say: let shut the kitchen down at this point. We serve any other birds. Picture of this chocolate go ahead and say: let's shut the kitchen down at this point. I don't think I don't think we serve any other food for the rest of the night, considering that Joseph smith You know what I regret the cod amino dick.

you don't get caught in the middle Missouri. I said after I was right. in Missouri. That's what I said after that was right. Remember when I read through the wall like that, I shoot, a read out and read the kool aid. Flock that independence was get clams biggest thing. I've learned down there to things, don't get the clams rubies and then all sudden a girl. I've learned, when we get down there. Two things don't get the clams at rudy's and then all sudden we're gone.

Then it's bizarre. We lad basque was a girl Jesus, but no, I know what I look like. No, I had one meal, it strikes me now. I mean now, though I know what I look like. No, I had one meal it strikes me now that I should just look in just a tiny bit about mormons take the living ease, the second second, coming up. She's gotta put Jesus and then he's he's the next round. Yeah he's the aids, the keys geez got a planet Jesus and then he's It's probably just a province of providence Jesus, it's like he's like geez guy go, it sounds good Jesus say size lookin for he's looking for italy and for a city of Zion. So

So this then the next coming will happen. So he's way is looking for support for the new, rise on thought. It was an hour was almost in the next coming that will happen so he's way, he's looking for a spot for the new new rice on, I thought it was in ohio was almost so when they get when he gets back. Diary tells everybody and there are like what the fuck I thought we were doing in here. Don't it here and here they re almost got my balls off I get when it gets back to ohio, he tells everybody and they were like what the fuck. I thought we were doing it here. No, you didn't hear they almost cut my balls off a turn me into a bird or the cat guy we're leaving so just to a lot of them for mormons out. They thought You shall assemble yourselves together to rejoice upon the land of Missouri. Call for mormons all over to pour in Missouri. if ye are faithful? Ye shall assemble yourselves together to rejoice upon the land of Missouri

dave I just don't hear that very often anymore, the Joseph went about revising the bible as you do Let's just one, seven airway noble, new bibles. get away from the cat guy a girl. The bible's year, the ghetto the cat guy There wasn't a lot of spaces for them to meet and meet in kirtland on sundays, so they would mostly meet in their houses. But they build a temple of absolutely where do a city and house stuff there like no one about a temple, but just but Joseph

but they need the need to fucking table. Even though they could have been better to like build a city and house stuff there like no one about temple, but just but Joseph whoops, as if the he wouldn't be mad at that it'd be like Heaven Well, sometimes billet we're gonna temple here in ohio, let's fuck and build one in missouri list double this ship. To turn this fucker temples, not quote so I quote so imagines another building want an independent missouri and which is basically to mormon centres right, was found, So now their building one and independence missouri and wanting kirtland, which is based missouri at this time and then just a few hundred and kirtland ok and eat. Members in Missouri start out number. The members in a higher, so at eight hundred in missouri at this time and then just a few hundred and kirtland, okay and even ones in kirtland,

bailing had gone to. Missouri like Missouri is the fuck. Is that sure that spot is the fucking spot yeah out of the two? It's the one yeah for competitive I think we have talked about the visa waiver. You're fucked Imagine what letters arguing over a letter below yeah yeah yeah. I think we have talked about yeah, the the fuck do then just day nigh day nine day by day. man. That's originated tropical only write letters. Who can still get it out bigots he'll, get it out as just a little more work. I want to apologize to our trump supporters here,

Let's see this throws, it is a good man. Ok, the no no now, let's see this throws he's is a good man. The my prediction is one of his own guy. One of those guys just go. I can again so It's in there is just a little man is like I'm sorry and then it is like a costume to flights and there's just a little man is like poor mormons, are pouring into Missouri from eastern states, mostly new york by the summer of eighteen, thirty, three more than a thousand mormons or living enforced settlements. West of independent,

four settlements, west of independence and then others living in the town still fractures, with mormon community lotta lotta fighting on between themselves. Sure you know an eighteen, thirty orders, though, uniting order in it was the mormon community a lot of a lot of fighting going, in return. They would get everything they needed to live in and uniting order out united orders, the normal at church members would give over everything they owned to the church and in return they would get everything they needed to live in and succeed, no brainer give it up. sweet idea, weird properly anything to kick it right, not all the novelty meaning guess I sort of z that but not a lot, rarely it's super hard to take care of a bunch of people living in poverty when they don't have anything to to kick in.

right? Okay, I mean, I guess I sort of see that side, but not a lot. I quote: utterly failed so this cause more people to be upset and the church, and then smith just said: let's do tipping the two things been going on for ever. This is it tightly. Cause more people to be upset in the church and then just said: let's do tipping that I ve been a fantasy rob This is what happens when you grow, AP as a when your parents raise use or not to not live in a fantasy like you, smith. Now big plans for independence that included twelve tonne plans for dependants that included twelve temples. He's like that's fucking, build this shit out. Sure he's gonna, make it the new jerusalem?

smith now had big plans for independents that included twelve temples. He's like let's fucking build this shit out sure he was going to our get the new jerusalem here so as all these mormons port in a jackson county with weird ideas. The locals are like what what's going on strategies of normal stuff here and have it for awhile, as as I came here to catch beavers, oh no, well, we're building a landing pad for Jesus, now that's where I found my knights, invented a brother two chickens and then I go out and I catch I catch beavers, I'm just trying to keep it simple. We all get our own planet when this is all said and done to certain of its that's so I was just trying to keep it simple. We all get our own planet when this is all said, and done too is that now that's that's the setup Yes, I thought that get their own planet.

Oh, really on planet fucking, you guys, the planet's. Why not so, Imagine that deal had to come through or out of planets. It didn't help the mormons believe native americans were descendants, extensions are super, build it up between the locals and the and the mormons okay, and it didn't help that the mormons believe native americans were descendants of the israelites sure right. israeli. It's just now, The israelis so intranet convert them like these, because there they were like fort Israel lies miss the they think the native americans, my it's all its my to convert them like it these because there there were like it.

For tribes or civilizations, or something and one of them is the the they think that native americans- All really seems made up. So I to read it. What thing is I try to read it? for research, and I go fuck on board a boat on board. With what you're, saying and gear pulled there are the right and the crowd yielded him and then many went back and got the rapier. So so so they they see them. Talking to the native american so so they they see them. Talking to the native americans would like what the fuck's goin on their cause, they're trying to convert them right, and so they like, whether china team up the mormons or teaming up with, so they they see them. Talking to the native americans were like what the fuck is going on there, because they're trying to convert them right and

as they like what they're trying to team up. The mormons are teaming up with the the natives right. Okay, that's a concern to fucking genuine they're, like what the fuck is. Surely right, but still fly This is super, not cool, so that now the get scared that they're gonna, the mormons going to vote in intellect over the county and energy living under. It's happening yeah. This is super, not cool. And so that now they get scared. That they're going to the mormons are going to vote in elections and just take over the whole county. And then they're going to be living under under mormons bullet at night. But that'll be. and mormons visit you guys. Worthier their determination to be the sole proprietors of the land of zaire. Wow they're like we're just going to own this shit and everyone's like, but I really miss you guys weren't year, yeah. So much better before lily gray, the pain

What been there for years, just considered to be jackson, county and they're like this isn't zion the fucking jackson county event, the others by a few people are like. Can you believe now there is a big step for the line when they mormon newspaper printed in article saying that slavery was bad. Well, that is again again set and then there was a big step over the line. The expectation sailor. Here we go, Slavery was bad. Of course, is the article was quite, the article is called free people of color. Ok, color, ok, That's not. Why moved here, jackson, county, I get to read That's not! Why moved here!

I chickens and hunt. Chickens and beavers unknown people. That's why I'm here that conversation Joseph as having earlier with that man, he didn't let him finish, because he'd have become more of a villain with the owning people. Forget There are its locals near my god. Gotta wear out now our results show having earlier with that man. He didn't let him finish, because he'd have become more of a Elin with the owning people forget what gets super cobweb for awhile, though you're on the side of locals and then you're like. Oh, this got weird, oh no, and with Jesus wait, us were seen as like super cool legalistic and its do. This is what we do do this is what we do like it and worked against. What do I get past about tonight? but it's like of its activities like a form of getting shit. And mobs were seen as like super cool like it was like I do this. This is what we do like it'll work,

what do we get best about deny? But it's like of its like to them is like a form of getting shit done. Sure, ok, the other step backs and seventeen sixty five, which worked against the debt collection croatia rebellion this your big fan stuff here I advocate of orbits, so they so they think legally that they can. Against the mormons if they just form like my mother situation, okay, this is how we do stuff here. Alright, we're getting rid of orbits tonight, we're all gathering so they saw a manifesto. It was signed by the county clerk, the postmaster, the judge, attorney law, justice of the peace, all the top dudes in the in the fucking air People are moving them quote the dregs emphasis, the dregs of sex, though they also saw the mormons not just as religious fanatics but they're, also like fucking gross poor people right because they're like

these poor people are moving, in quote the dregs of the dregs of society. Little above So whatever you do and then these goddamn pours come in and there like hey, we want to live to, but Come in and there like hey, we want to live to fuck, you you're just trying to live your life and fuck your beavers or whatever you do, and then these goddamn pores come in and they're like hey. We want to live to fuck you president. I need that that needed to happen that needed to have on his important report. I sorry I was talking about president. You need that that needed to happen that needed to happen. That was important, important message.

The carriages beavers like run around like this decreasing, where the greatest second life here to build dams. Nelson. These white deeds are coming back, you about just how that time period was just a fucking, beaver holocaust like just the stories we read The dollop in all the history know and how much hunting beavers comes up here and everything about just how that time period was just a fuck, beaver holocaust, like just like, were just beavers like run around like this, the everyone the lay Situation see a white guy come and thirty billion. Let's get, let's go type of situation see a white guy come and thirty billion. Let's get let's get over here. First, Everyone needs like, as we would just set it before any any type of situation

see a white guy coming through just be like. Let's get, let's go over here. First, everybody in the water in the water and the water straws through the straws. Do this drug trafficking just to be safe. How are ya? Oh? No, I use he bears yeah, you guys doing. So this group they the they send a they send a group of twelve guys, a committee to over to talk to the mormons and and tell them to close down the paper that granted the shit about. Not only people cause, that's fucked up, And then also to just leave well. First of all, we want you to print a retraction. And the logos responded by destroying the printing office and burning down a mormon leaders out and then they took

So the mormons said hey. Can we get like ten days to think about this? What that's alertly we oughta russia whenever is tat and then and then the locals responded by destroying the printing office and burning down a mormon leaders, house, okay, alright- and They tarred and feathered a bishop, I manner that they give like a bagel like a bird headed when they feathered him and quote The goods first sidney gilbert store in the street, so this is the four things they did: man, so anyway, that's our answers to kenya. Can we have ten days? That's a no we are getting is there's not Emily. You halls

and they deliver another ultimatum. They said one half of the mormons living here have to leave by the end of the year and then the other half have begun by April. So they're like will work with you yeah. Alright, I get it because there's not that many! U holes! I bring it back. So we get it, as jump out of wagons. The snap snap, snap, snap, snap, snap, snap snap now. That's now, let's warrant belong are now almost done most snap Joseph. What do we do when we get there telling us to get the fuck out? What do we do? You're you're got what do we do? You're you're, our prophet, he told them in august. The word came to Joseph who's in ohio, still russia, and they were when they got this news. Like Joseph, what do we do of we get there telling us to get the fuck? What do we do? You're you're, our prophet, he told them

not to sell any land because they'd never get. Back. If they sold it and and so now so go to kind of everyone's limbo of chaos. County now, zion, as I as scuse me scuse me I apologize and new zion, and, and so now Kind of fact up he told them he couldn't help with troops. I guess I can't send troops, but you guys should totally like take this to the two court and so in for protection they're like hey, can you help out? Because this is kind of fucked up he told him he couldn't help with troops like like. I can't send troops but It was like a that's quite a pickle. I get well you'd come here. right. Well and the mormons this so put. The will of the judges are doing this and he was like found out. That's quite a they

I get why you'd come here alright. Well we should end so that mormons hired lawyers and then, when the people of county found out. They hired lawyers. They went bug fuck. Bull s eye your ear promise the biggest one is ear disposed to avoid bloodshed like use postage. now back then there were unwritten rules for vigilante mobs. how they would attack property and throw stones, and houses. They poke long pause through windows to break them. Fine, just my she's, my favorite just a guy she's, not, so that went to all of her. While they would attack property, it throws stones and bricks. It houses they poke long was through windows to break them, fine, They would also tear off people's roofs,

ara the noise. They would also tear off people's roofs, that guys. Your neighbor, just back and pop that general washington going at a movie took our roof. yeah! That's how you get someone out. But then they heard a whipping impeding the mormons like was take this up a notch. Then I get man while the other guys robot he's like I'm not going. Over the course of seven nights, escalating set out sort of like a part, the windows. but then they start a whipping impeding the mormons. Likewise take this up a notch, then I get man well I haven't made it hit other guys, roof and he's like I'm. Not going you gotta fucking beat them up and But then things went up. A notch a moment for the second time which lead take moment, roof the second stab some of these guys fighting and to local.

The county militia called up to stop the mob and negotiate a truce right, they're gonna come and they're gonna fuckin com shut down and a mob attacked the witness settlement for the second time which lead to serious fighting and to local missourians were killed weapons and then and then the militias like, let's fuck, em, The county militia was called up to stop the mob and negotiated troops. If they're going to come in they're, going to fucking, calm shit down and talk it out, church, the mormons they get there, the mormons they're, like you guys, gotta give up your guns. so the mormons give up all weapons and then and the malicious like, let's fuck him up and then, unless you just join the just, join the mob and started fucking up to like he should have given up your guns, dunning and just fucking. That's a tough moment yeah! are at this point: pacifists like they're, not their their religious people, don't believe in owning other people. They don't believe and like going to war, british people never billy

Do you want to hear what were they saw that they were like? They thought there would be right now there they there's a big thing and in the church I guess about pacifism, there are sound, people, don't believe in owning other people and they don't believe in like going to war. Religious people never believe in that at there right now, they're they there's a big thing in the in the church like it's about pacifism, there are some People that at this point are like let's go fuck some people up, but mostly the weapons they had nothin's. There were just driven out of jackson, county at gunpoint they at gunpoint like desire jackson, count desire, although now it's maybe jack Jackson can't desire. Although now it's maybe jackson, cowardly rather like you know what I don't think it was eye on our offer to its not current glinda that enables that checks at county. But when we get there Jesus it's gotta be fired up. We just need to go somewhere where they don't turn us into tart.

Actually caddy zion, although now it's maybe jackson county now, they're, like you know what I don't think it was zion too. It's not kirkland and it was not jackson county. But when we get there, Jesus is going to be fired up yeah. We did I need go somewhere where they don't turn us into tard birds. leave us with our rules. All they want is a roof. So they wait for ferries to cross the Missouri river into clay county where the good people of color. have an answer. A k, literally, the good people of clay county. We're like you guys You come here and be refugees here, that's totally fine Radio silence that feels we're It's a finds out and Joseph does not have an answer. Ok literally is literally waiting for god to tell him what to do. Fucking, nothing.

Radio silence that feels weird, what god is, I don't know, I'm a little worried, a really air, so everyone is like waiting around like he's walkin around parliament like fucking ernie, they neurons I jus. What's going on like everyone's just it's like every issue What is his version of what god is? I don't know oh worried. I really am. so everyone is like waiting around like he's walking around curling me like yeah, I haven't fucking heard anything everyone's like gee. What's going on like and everyone's just, it's like every call in the right one, the one level, what allowed in these actually starting to walker and murmuring against the lorries, are guard from under four guide. To me, tell me is that twain and so

pretty soon Joseph starts to get like mad at god, level, ll and he's actually starting to walk around murmuring against the law. He's a guard commander for god to be telling me I could talk. You and every on into markets, and I announce don't clams rooney's might cause and then he asked gets mad and he says how long How long will the attack zion? How long will it last and then god got mad at Joseph So he is up and he said, be still pay still. Another I've got Joseph like games on separate. The news from received news from Heaven, dude I'm trying to talk to the guy. Ok baby like while he's really try- and I mean he asked to be then.

Like I did I'm trying to talk to the guy ok baby, like while Israel wedding brethren. We have received news from Heaven. Did I dunno what Joseph Smith's up to, but the greatest way to play it like. Gaza. I couldn't get him shut up after eyes. I tell him I was. I was told about study for its. As I don't know our I got so they are. I have so they are not much to say he or he was gabbing. Oh my god, Gaza. I couldn't get him to shut up. After I tell him I was. I was told that I was studying for its as I dunno. Alright got one, so they are not supposed to give up. Zion

Oh snap. Well, what they are supposed to do is buy even more property in jackson. County okay, can, I just say, go ahead. The delay is a little annoying because you're going to get a lot easier to do the one eighty earlier, but he was what on vacation for six months cause we sat here and thought we found a new zion is thinking stuff out, I mean look, is allowed the rest, but it's been awhile. Maybe what has he done since the sixth day? No, it does not. it's a hat back in the stereo image of col Joseph bag, let's nail down Zion to say nail down, he mostly is just the and they ve got our leanings he's mostly just helping sports guys win games

That's it is preserved knows that in a general way, desire. Who's coming with me So, a while this is going on. The mormon refugees are in clay accounting and they got hardly any shelter clothing foods. so. The locals are having to take care of her after a while Joseph gets his mojo back right, cause like this has been says the railroad line. Ties boots are strapped and he declares that he's going to Zion here who's coming with me. Yeah? That's right, call the council and everyone agree everyone's like that's the thing to do

I am amazed. Let's go now, it's not a cover violence. Look there pacifists, like I said I like it's a rambo montage yards. Ok, their best like we're, not gonna, take anymore shit. Let's, let's get! Let's get this done, so the mormons reach out to the governor again, and he is like you guys. militia by guns. It's like, I said, I'd like it's a rambo, montage yeah. It's ok, their best like we're, not gonna, take any more shit. Let's, let's get this get this done, so I meant to be other governing ages- turns its back with these right here. former militia by guns and there like up, ok He said he couldn't call the state militia in a time of public only at the time of public danger, but not to protect the mormons, because they didn't really qualify right as like public, whatever

anyway. Good luck, I hope to hear delay it good luck with your mom, and there are many of your governing He just turns his back with these right here, yeah I guess I just get about your guns and make a little army it'll, be fine, so get outfits to make a day of it good to see you you guys, should go. You really should so the job is Joseph run around to a bunch of nerds states in places where they were mormons and he and he raised up a group of men to go to jackson county and they left one. Hell, with his militia, headed to clay county, to escort the suffering members back to their homes in jackson, county ga, so fucking head down there going to be like we're going to get you guys back in your houses that don't have roofs right, We urge Israel is still their needs, Then you just go down there, some guys, like I've, made it to beaver house and my god you know you can have sex with them,

are you a cop you gonna tell me if you are a man annoy diverges patent, beavers, anear, mother fucker, but you His lack of falcon's wing aircraft so you'll get a belly brews. Are you and you gotta tell me if you are the man, I dunno, what where your driver were just putting the beavers in here mother fucker fuck, you the one. Actually, you don't actually have to tell someone of your calm betterment of your medical. I just did You know a lot for a guy is not a cup Basically, he's he's ridiculing the mormons at the same time explaining that their terrify, so he won't be won the mormons people going to freak out because they

and then ass. The march, the guy in the panes will telegraph, wrote a story on may the night in the in this paper it's a little arch. No, we have no. He said they had done nothing even though they deadening warlike so he said there done nothing. The mormons we had done nothing more freak out because they seem really militant. He said were fanatical. and slightly ridiculous kind of an asshole ad. Isn't it I then realise it's a little arch, so we have notes. He said nothing even though they have nothing more like. He said they warlike. You said they were warlock and she laughed, There is a wholly zeal for tom bad, a wholly seal brazil zeal. Ok, if Jonah,

I teach my hair out Where the holy seals, our pay money is the holy see. Ok, He described their weapons in the article, turks, knives sorts guns, powder, horn, They had a wholly zeal for combat holies silver, seal zeal, okay, good, I thought was just thinking navy seals but holy where the holy seals is the holy see. Ok so he described it's like park, wreck area twelve on sunday, you lied a did it at over. Once I get it, you think it's grass, I think it's allergic to we drought.

I think I did it at home. Once I get tickets grass, I think it's allergic to grass I withdraw the lets Do those gentlemen, one of the guys is a warlike. You lied guy, did it at home. Once I get it, I think it's great I think it's allergic to grass, They find their up against hundreds of men and the mormons can proven that so reports of the incoming forest because this article start start getting around and then anti mormon forces start together. Okay. So when the mormon army arrives in Missouri there's they find there against hundreds of men and. women's camp and they try to negotiate and they're. There I'll give get anywhere

It was because they're like yeah, no we're not letting you back in we'll study with the sword. No guys allowed and then they and then they all got hit with a stomach bug. Oh rhoda yeah, you know what I'll go back one more time give it one I'll try to chile once you know what this is my fault, I ordered out from rubies, I'm sorry guys the hours the cat ams. Why are the clams bad I'll? Do one boy. So they lay. I work really and take pain and then and then fourteen die shit yeah, so it was or some serious shit and going on that. Back in his eye. I made a magic. The regret the same deal the So then, after that, the mormons like where we're going to take off,

A lot of mortgage upset that they did all this shit and came back with another like they did this big. Ever they come back of dozens of the the mormons are now and came back with nothing like they did this big. Ever they come back at nothing. So the though mormons are now bickering and fighting with With this bullshit yeah, we didn't think people, still hope. The mormons would be able to return to an independent soon he's like we're gonna get Joseph a quote. We will now So now now, a lot of mormons are upset that they did all this shit and came back with nothing like they did this big. Ever they come back with nothing, so the the mormons are now bickering and fighting with each other, even more. And even with all this Joseph of course, in clay cutting we're member there. All the refugees were now they're, like ok, we're kind of down with this shit, We will never give up the struggle for science even until death or zionist redeem. I would and beat the mormons kid. Is there not await a sort of give a purge alert before this

I attach to beat the mormons kid. Is there not await a sort of give a perch So now the locals in clay county will remember that all the refugees now they're, like okay, we're kind of done with this shit and On june twenty eight eighteen, thirty six care anymore and then the mormons like? Have you heard about Joseph smith and then is still I caught fucking it the mormons kid. Is there not a way to sort of give a purge alert before this, to sort of be like guys tomorrow we're going to beat the living shit outta, you were done. No, you don't get to ask questions rather than just be like, let's beat them. Why think it's? It goes like yeah that came in we're? Not we don't want you guys here anymore and then the mormons leg have you heard Joseph smith, and then there that fucking shut up and then after a fund, the bay group ago? Let's kill 'em,

Substance by point stands a little bit further suddenness, one of its etc. I think the tensions are building for a while, but still like tomorrow or whatever mobs are fun. The people re carnero like now, so they beat them up and then the next day a meeting of locals was held and they told the mormons to leave before they did worse than that, No, no, you don't understand we need. Indeed, I actually totally do that. and they asked nearby. I mean you're, really overreact hey, can we move so now Had a big deal them at all at all is that Why now we're? Not your fucking third county No! No! No! No! You don't understand. We needed to go to clay county and jackson county to know that this was the right county, yeah, I don't know I got heard a dirty so now I.

if you really overreacted to clay counties like not a big deal to me at all at all. Shoes. This is zion. Did you not know that you? Oh my god? This is what you said about the last two counties think I'm not gonna have any science, no, I'm not going to have any science, though I'm not going to have this conversation again when you're being irrational why are you here? Go not actually at this time this time he said he at my love, you his eye, so once again they went to the governor and they're. Like hey, can you protect? I know I've been pretty ambivalent. The whole time. Why are you here go not actually this time this

he said that he said you know this happened in so much? Maybe it's you guys sassy little governor have you gets. Have you guys thought about taking a look at your own behavior a little bit. Have you guys ever tried looking at the man in the mirror, The governor So then a member of the state legislature submitted a bill to create a separate but equal area north of rake. So the end solution that they came up with was one there was is it being used in america with the native american tribes? It created a separate county for the mormons called caldwell counting. As long as the lds stayed on their side of the county border. All would be good and they could run it any way they wanted and

this way the state right? We hear that like. Maybe this is not right like someone who is not and then this is the way that keep the peace right and actually the area above it's about ray county one is it Basically the area there is it's like not that great, like it's not good for farming. and it's romney, so ass order, money to vote romney. So it'd be a little Jesus space over here that, like maybe this is not right. Like somebody who's, not good yeah while romney's it's like strapped to do as car. What are they doing? Eighty two hundred what happened gotcha, respect for those scientists. also what are mighty to vote romney, so There are not enough, but the roof of his garden like what what's the big deal, pull the fucking savagery it's the way. They must transfer dogs back then

it's like strapped to do his car. What are they doing? Data hundreds psych, throw em throw em. What about the wagon wheel? It'll be fine I totally forgot he did that I could not put it on the roof of his car was like what what's the big deal, pull the fucking chevy chase. Is she likes it? How do you know man? You bet on the windshield while driving she's smiling, it's available on our two thousand five dollars, catch his eye stalls, bought out the few settlers who were there and they established a city called far west catches. I still say now mormons are now. This is the new news ion triple troubles, ion you're, gonna fuck of mail, and eventually

so they go this area north of north richmond and they bought out the few settlers who were there and they, city called far west county and the settlement became elder s church headquarters, so now mormons are now. This is the new new zion triple it turned out to be too small for all blood from ohio, but Caldwell county turned out. mormons are pouring in again it's all it's all great. They got their own place, they're, killing it and Caldwell county. Although a fairer to and it's in the problems at ohio. Joseph Smith came to far west and the settlement became chinese. The again church headquarters Many other church leaders followed from ohio, but Caldwell county turned out to be too small for all of the mormons. Oh boy those planets involved called out a fairer to

Soon, lds settlements were pushing into nearby davies and carroll counties, cringe deal at the centre of the church, but now there are serving as they're gonna get secret vigilante force to deal with outsiders if needed. well, the mormons. Also had a spree series fighting forest that they created around this time called the damn storm and mormons I storm and mormons where I come in storm and it was originally created to deal with. censure within the church, but now there is serving as they're going to be like this Member it be to, but we're not gonna needed over then, talked about the norm and most I believe, porter rockwell was one of them not mistaken, so we did him earlier. You don't remember that In june

I have eighteen and my research ends when we stop talking into microphones yeah, but you can still remember it. It'd be nice, but we're not going to get everything we want out of me dave lower these expectations. I'm so now now there's It must not there's still that great I've ard in in on the external threats in eighteen, thirty and all of the church dissidents got a letter from them. Tat sandy get the fuck out of here. the Joanna guys, guys that there would be called driven over the prairies as a chaste dear by a pack of house. Well, I don't think dear as a cheese dear by a pack of house. Well, I don't think dear like hounds, so the damage ok authorizing their secret work. One was called the surgeon

he focused on the external threats. here's, a here's unless he's just a sec, guys out their polish shit, the geological, it's okay, our up over the prairies as a chaste dear by a pack of hounds. Well, I don't think dear like hounds so the damage, or fucking around of carried Andy military titles. I authorizing their secret work. One was called the surgeon that scary, here's a bullshit, As close rybody as fucking close to my mind, and also another guy commander, this name fuck this name the commander commander. Chief of atom. Andi amen. those bullshit day

when I was close. Alright buddy, I was fucking come on, come on my I dunno awesome. People are yelling at people or say tongues and the audience laughs. Alright, alright, lies. What do you do? That's out skewed may occur in the flowers. Is, should be a pretty soon by the way it was giving the title of the leader of the flying horses. Well, I can't possibly man, I'm not sure what he is saying, but he fell. What do you do that sounds cute? May I run the flying horses, so it'd be a pretty zone. By the way pokemon- and this is my partner, I catch pokemon,

They're in chief of the whole kingdom stella, I've still got refiners he's title for sure. He fell under a wagon. We. The locals. I mean they're, just like overflowing there I meant, was given the title of commander in chief of the whole kingdom. Okay, still I'd still go for flying horses title for sure. Well now the mormons are expanding into towns in Davis county now, they've said that they won't go out there like we're not going outside of the county. Fucking lines Another expanding ended days, county with talking to the locals. Okay, I mean they're, just like overflowing yeah so there's a marsh pet of mormons that are just like. We need room.

several months away and the church had all of its members in place rights. They got people everywhere to get the land, but the townspeople we're afraid of living so close to more. plan was to squat on the land and then buy it for a super cheap price which is totally like normal back then like you'd squat on the land, you'd fix it up your plants and the crops you make it nice and then you'd buy it for cheap, be like it's okay. The deadline for auction property was this. Was several months away and the church had all of it's members in place rates? They've got people everywhere to get the land, but the surpassed right like we ve been robbed and the locals, like we shouldn't fuckin, be here, but we think you're crazy or and they're breaking, the law to rights of the people that are breaking the law too. So the planet by all the law of the land was blocked, but Even more people slits its nose, but there was the land ended up being all bought by the locals. Okay, interesting so the mormon,

it's fuckin fighting yeah their desire to create, I guess otherwise. I get it you're fighting certain fighting And then smith was like: well, we can't get land through legal channels we'll get it some other way that did not sound like pacifism. Also I go ahead, and so then people in the church were like that's, not pacifism, so even more people split so there's another split they're, always fucking fighting yeah they're great because after awhile I was like, I get it, you're fighting the cia certified area, just you have to just be like Zion, can't be this hard to find. If it's well yeah. It seems like like we're just looking at the we got a frightening.

like a lot of roadblocks. Have you noticed that I one thing a lot of roadblocks a lot of red fly. Remember when you were vomiting blood, we had partners that came on newsweek fat guy on a champagne, and I know okay, I I'd tell you, but we've got to by the other big sermon, which he called a mormon declaration of it. I go with a sort of fast and furious zion vibe so a budget, a budget laughed and resign, there's ex communications. is this sky sydney which are rigged in lynch. I brought up before and he's a really close and on bob accuracy: you can fill me a means governing which ma it's like america.

They already sort have been declared that the well Now, he declared war on all of missouri non mormon population aside- and rightly so. The answer between us and them. A war of fired, It said they would not obey states or cities or the marbach roissy bow. About results. Actual word: is it MA bachar god we have an added it. mom! It's like america goes gallop. So, the mormons in fired up quote the our comes on. As to disturb us. It shall be between us and them a war of extermination.

it's gotta words. Surgeon printed up, and course Add that shit up around might as well pass that out day ago we haven't edited it. So election day comes in august august, six obviousness, our attention sure I was trying to see how this name goes. Gallatin it's gala time, it's in Davis, county and at the time, made up of ten houses, three of which are so loans, So large, a large group of mormons or had none of the poles to vote. Fucked, the one in telling the guy ten how's that

The tide in there is fuckin time today. That's all they got so is sort of loan. needs a post office, a bar third, so or a larger group of mormons, are heading down to the polls to vote. the locals, are like no I not a local yell, that mormon should not the quote no more than the negroes. There was good, that is why we gotta wait. We ate, we ain't, everybody says we we gotta wait. We ate was always shit, I'm sorry! I went up a glare, we really like one another. So the rose I know better. We remain people now

A king ere, you know as to you and just to hate you and we're telling we hate, Ok, I guess we have every one holy shit. I'm sorry we'd not been glare. We only liked one another, so the rest of you going to get mad We don't care We like us. When we say we remain people now, ask because I thought my mind: I'm hungry gimme a food. Now, there's your wife's mine. Now I don't like the way you can ever yeah. I just realized. We never really like it's like who cares It may all your stuff I just whereas we never really like Missouri.

What are you not getting give me, it takes their mind now. mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, I'm hungry, give me a food. It's mine. Now I don't like the way you can ever like your bag. My bed now don't gonna tsar pool for my floaty I just realized. We never really liked Missouri, so go ahead thanksgiving if we go live in Kansas, you guys will leave us alone right now. Just let us have kansas, or whatever is past Kansas. Now will like it. Eventually we like to fucking make All of us will need it. We need every day, All your toys are ours, we get

then a local, a local judge, william peniston he's non penises, the so a mob forms in the town and then a local, a local judge, william peniston, he's was the judge. This. For being very vocally. anti mormon, he said quote I had a more to drive you out. A clear county would not prevent you from being. Mobbed now is like this is bringing the fucking judge. I feel like they think

they're, dropping bruckheimer lines and they're, just like eight words too many yeah, because I was the judge from before who judges all this time. the take that go. so they wouldn't step aside mormons, are not backing down now and a fight begins. Mormons and just start beating the shit out of each other with logs and rocks. I mean at least Names finally, the mormons withdrew ok now the daylights. Then go to a local judge and make m sign, an affidavit promising, even handed judgment. she starting to start slow, Bombs being dropped left like.

But once the election day fight had occurred, it was on but once the election day fight had marauders, went out and attack. Please so the judge signed it. He called the leader quote a county man, things right eddie I'm an iron and steel but once the election day fight had occurred, it was on people all over Missouri were willing to take up arms and fight. Broader, went out and attacked mormon farmers just I don't know what the deal is with counterfeiting fish. monday aman. Whenever you mean it It's atomium and an eve, not at home and iron and steel,

Three. There are various networks with the counterparts. in retaliation for all this happening. Missouri governor biggs denounced all mormons, as quote horse thieves. ass counterfeiters and dupes better there's that they'll be room resolutely girl by smith, that's their biggest ah so over the counter vision of fish, their works at the counter, but it is good to finally put a name with a thing: that'll that'll be the thing that and play

what I saw it had. The big fear is that they'll be ruled the people that we've ruled by smith, that's their biggest Yes, the kc from Kc. as a statewide freak out that they're going to The rules. whereby, right in the mormons okay does smith goes to see two generals that he knew they they also lawyers wanted, represent rented them one one time and he advice and they were like well, you got. You should turn yourself in like that'll that'll, be the thing that and to sum up or trial, and he was like Why am I targeting I actually like your amazon? Just did you're, dirty state militia was determined not to Well, an armed force in the county on october, eleventh a mob

bore down on the mormon town of Dewitt they burnt houses as they approached and when they got there too, it was abandoned the people of Carroll, then kicked out all the mormons that we're living there Kay but now the mormon militia was on the march and davies county and the just wages, you gonna But this is me so tough on those drain amber menu. I give loans. Are you, tough on those drainage, but that's the word you're guy than most It used to be eaten. The eaten like like put on a bbq cooked up, eaten so you want another had tended meets gonna bees jack to the nine. So you can

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so right, so do it is abandoned, he'll, be alright the other day. What like you've got to make a point. You gotta have a point: okay, sorry, what's going on people tenets. Carroll county kick them out. Now mormon wishes on the march davies county, the clay, wake county militia, meet them and told them They cannot come into their county, but they I'm it sounds good, more militia attacked, Gallatin, millport and grindstone fork. They took over towns and burn people's homes, both as are committing atrocities at this point. Okay, fucking love atrocity the danae, It's our fucking, going crazy governor calls up the militia to defend the county's. Finally, hey thanks for coming around in hello. What did I miss

Is there a thrill I actually looking back. I feel a little bit weird about saying form an army and buy guns. Now that this has gone crazy, I feel like I'm. It sounds crazy, partially responsible. The county seat was burned and the mormons marched towards richmond, meanwhile, expected attack on far west, and here's how you stop a mormon militia, you're just like Jesus he's through it just got to got to dress up like what gets them to dress up on your buddy. Hank dress, so mormons and come down from ohio, went on alright, no, more malicious, Finally, so that they're not all runs I just call for his flock to give a courageous resistance, so they could quote checked them in their mad career.

what do say again check them in there the. some mormons have come down from ohio and ontario like they're, getting reinforcements okay reinforcements, reimbursements. Joseph ended up. Joseph sorry, Joseph called for his flock to give a courageous resistance, so they could quote them. Families a lot of the women and children managed to escape into the woods, but the men and boys gathered in the plan. stay militia, disarm families and they George had managed to escape into the woods, but the men every once in a while. We wouldn't you say again Was there was a quote now begin. I d go through a la shit. Try find out what was real, third in the blacksmith shop, and they were massacred nineteen when all one was just ten years old,

I have been there, hans mill, Can I was reading threat as like, there's no fucking way. State militia disarmed families, and it had started to gather there for protection two hundred missouri militia attacked. Most of them were families a lot of the women and children managed to escape into the woods, but the men and boys gathered in the blacksmith's shop and they were massacred. Nineteen and when all one was just ten years old, there was it was a quote now that again I to go through, a lot of shit to try and find out was real. There is a quote that I raised in as backstage that the guy killed. The ten year old said quote: I had to kill him he'd girl to be mormon, and I was reading through an insect there's no fuckin way. Now I did

That that means that guy would have had to walk around at bars would be like, and then I said ugh It would be more than like the only person who heard that I would have said that would have been one of the victims, but they're all dead. So I think some of this ship was embellished okay, but not this! I try to narrow this down to the basic man, Yes uncle John Smith, they pick some great names and now they're really go like performance story or just fifty in general, and david downer to you, the sister, the. Lawlessness prevailed and quote pillaging? Was the rule the mormons heard that an invasion force

the mormons marched on to the Davis county they burned about fifty buildings. As his uncle John Smith. They pick some great names. yeah. I know they're really cool yeah they're, like the foreman's john jerry reported quote. We have driven most of the enemy out of the county a week. Lady later, cavies county was a nightmare battles on families are driven from their homes on both sides. Lawlessness prevailed and quote: pillaging was the rule the mormons heard that an invasion force across in Caldwell county and taken three mormon prisoners? The mormon prisoners were said to be facing execution that day, so a mormon named charles pattern. who was known as Kim in fear, not and thunderbolt. The also way so my favorite detective show from the survey say

it's like they also took you Are these titles? What are these? Don't? I fear that thunderbolts fear not and thunderbolt and thunderbolt and fear not and also thunderbolt. I could design because both are good, sir. I with fear not animals, a thunderbolt. Today. I'm fear not but at night fear not The militia did not s sword, so they couldn't fight at close range and were driven across the river river. Good to meet you doug fear not and thunderbolt. Now let's figure out a way to end this one with downer river and the moment force attacks them at night, killing two or three the militia did not have soared, so they couldn't fight at close range. Ever driven across

other. My name is fear not in thunderbolt so there were so this guy if you're, not in vulnerable, takes the it takes barber company down, the Missouri forest is made up of sixty five men and their camp in the benefits of a river and the more. the force attacks them at night, killing two or three, the malicious. Did not have soared, so they couldn't fight at close range and driven across the river river. Samuel tart water I don't like the taste of a holiday, my family bafta, tangy, all my family after this moment, He was grabbed by two mormon soldiers, as he ran into the river. Barely conch it's, the mormons cut him with their corn cutters sword.

The angels spite of working age entity, though no no, no, no no holy shit were they shooting the information one of Brigham young's brothers was there. He said he saw angels holding tart tart waters arms. Don't take it all. She hot water managed to survive was tight despite the angels spite of working age did fought off? in the fight. Our boy fear not infallible. in the hall to all locked baggies like fucking angels.

strong, their superstar didn't know their wings have the strength of a beaver's tail. When your general, I did not know those are fucking crazy. They fucking hold your guy just hit. You was sorry, she shut the fuck. What kind of angels are? You were dicks and. one woman was killed in the fight and our boy fear not Thunderbolt whoa he died, was mortally wounded, know but so where it is less, the thunderbolt. I see it god would. I do Ok,. rainstorm.

I do The state militia did not get there to help out until Today's later that's what are? We mess its size, hooper late for a fight it's battles known as the battle of crooked river. Forest reached governor botz within called up a forest of twenty five hundred men. He said: lds had committed open and about define it's the law and made a war upon the people of missouri, and then he issued Missouri get a border. Forty four quote the mormons must be treated as enemies and must be exterminated: origin, then, from the state, if necessary, for the public peace. Their outrages are beyond all description, okay, so, It's time you don't

I don't hear any more people using the word exterminate and not when it comes to humans in a bill, at least in america. Yet yet. Give that about five years, you're all laughing I make upon cast they'll come for me, as Jeff Bezos is eating a dave? Anthony stake, like the mets, could easily happen. I'll, be there like a bullet to do whatever Jeff eat, something I'd love to absolutely great to meet. You too, stars. Like anger, I think a blocked, my taste buds. so, in the early seventies, you can just killed a good umbrella. What what? What were think that'll.

When about your buddy dave test data, What a downer the is it better yeah? stars, easily anger. I think it blocked my taste buds. I so he basically legalizes murder against mormons, which, by the way, was not repealed. Until I think nineteen, seventy nine, or so in the early seventies, you could have just killed a mormon and below what what what nothin. We're is weird great, though just kill.

The mormons declared martial law in far west those who refused to fight had to contribute supplies. Far west- was soon surrounded by missouri militia and outnumbered five to one. They took the town end of october and Joseph Smith surrendered one of them. Very generals who took the town was damon smith had consulted with previously, who had toured, told them to turn the I have a thing and now everything from nine wasn't thing I he's like. Oh, I should have How would I know I shouldn't a smart The general was now told by the ranking general quote, sir. If Joseph Smith and the other prisoners into the public square and shoot them at nine o'clock. Tomorrow morning, but the guy knew them it's like I'm not going to do that. if he refuses, he called the order blood thirsty and ever nine away? I have a nine. I have a thing at nine

Nine am appointment. I have a diver thing at night, everything from what's the thing I'm going to I'm actually trying to get a chiropractic degree. Tomorrow. I started nine that starts at nine that goes to eleven. It is a big fan of it obviously have a passion about it. I miss I miss because I miss too and you're all of us do. How long does it take It got there to get an event of this ever passion about it, but so it from if you don't fall on the wagon, so let's do that do the execution at eleven forty five, Well, I I I could probably, but I'm not a hundred percent. Sometimes they make you do work after and you have to you like little study group cannot come up with a bunch of stuff and go through some of the different vertebrata and and learn about the

application which is sort of the gas that is in between, and that's what you hear when it when it pops so sorry. Here I go out just a big fan of it obviously have a passion about it, but I went from nine to eleven. I am doing that. I I just I don't believe you hanging pardon, I'm not gonna, be that guy, but I really, I really, I think I think we'd, maybe even just scrapped. Morrow, just because I don't even know how much work I'll have stay works blanche. But I can do early, okay, okay, I didn't three Eric, I believe, like battle ram and do it, chiropractic general

each other commander general than if he persisted with his action. There would be quote an earthly tribunal. so the commanding general back down Joseph Smith and the others were handed over for a hearing. The prisoners are brought into the court quote, chained to a long pole to keep them at It's from the judge, okay, it's a wide gap, it's like a pole across the room and they can't run forward. Maybe, on the contrary, I believe, yeah, that's what I think battle ram into it Do it exerts, if just given them a huge law. I met him capabilities area. What s behind the big landy group and all the violent orders came from him. Bisque average just fuckin role than on smith and on each other. So the sentence for treason is ten years to death. Justice math was

Why does wherein there anywhere in their wide gap, justice? at plays the blame, the crazy people of Missouri and said he had acted in self defense. I met a budget mormons came in and just turned on each other. The lead if the dentist testified against all the Dan I'ts he said. didn't want a martyr situation on there. And with thousands of mormons role than on smith and on each other guy he's in. just a hearing. He said, he said smith was intent on setting up a temporary. spiritual kingdom on the of the spoils. Ere he sent over seven hundred petitions to the federal government. Try or trial, but it never happened as they were being transported. The prisoners escaped or they were allowed to escape. It sounds like for protection from president Martin Van buren and he was. I don't lock it with a

probably I would imagine, didn't want a martyr the situation on their hands with thousands of mormon stouts, but I would imagine, but who knows now? I think you do kind of get the idea that sometimes it's better to not have the death that as of change. Psmith headed the illinois where he sent over seven hundred petitions to the federal government trying to find justice or something some sort of compensation anything he went to washington argued for protection from president Martin Van buren when he was like nah don't come to washington to get protection from the president. Van Buren was like literally I more and more mormons missouri like pouring. I carry that state so.

I you see where I am you guys. Dead are votes, it's hard. Exposing keep shitting on smith and many concerted blasphemy nearby town start to get in on the old Court ruled. If the federal government took military action, it would infringe on state rights. I was concerned about the quote: mormon menace. They ought to stay but somehow stop the mormons. So the government's like, please, you guys, kill them. But more and more mormons now are pouring in illinois, which is where they're headquartered. I anish. We are in the zion vibe again more and more splits happened. It's like the fucking norm, a paper call the exporter, keep the jailer was a nice guy and he led them stay upstairs in my apartment situation about a jail out of here fever that happened

one town, warsaw organized what they called a quote: wolf hunt. Not mormon, illinois vigilante started doing their thing. Joseph Smith was arrested in that go and arrested like biscuits. Whole life over that point is just getting arrested than there. Like your fine that he paying out every year rested lenny bruce of religions So as life seems like it's five one minute, the next minute is being hunted the whole time, they're rewriting the bible and shit. It's a good time. Basically illinois a whole another part, Nineteen forty four Joseph The brother hiram hiram share whatever Hiram and Joseph were jailed in carthage. some are brought wine into the jail one day. At them stay upstairs in like an apartment situation above the jail cake, nice, it's a two bed. opium a bunch of locals rushed in about a hundred or so so

if someone smuggled in a couple of guns, okay, who I just saw a couple of kiss who kisses and dollop. You saw him kiss, you heard him is, but it's so disturbing That was cute, so Joseph Psmith has a gun which he uses to shoot back. He hit some other guys fuckin awesome so far Ok and then he fell out the window. How can always so? This does happen? Wa pass me. So the guards got drunk and then window five pm a bunch of locals rushed in about o hundred or so god shot at the door as the all the mormons are like five mormons they're holding it in a closed hiram hiram wish

cut through the wood and he died immediately. Firearm. another manager. John taylor was shot twice now, If smith has a gun which he uses to shoot back, he hit some of the guys as they bust through the door and then and then he ran for the window. If, but he was shot before he made it. Okay and then he fell out the window. How can always others does happen. Then yelled? Oh, my lord, my god, as he dropped now shut up. That's what that's fucking real See grammar fell off the stage of that word, video of my lord and you got it we all need to have. Our last words planned just in case, have some good time lined smith up against the wall and kill them.

Yeah he. He was dead before he hit the ground. I didn't know that back then. That corner was. I died of What are the guys over there as it looked like he was dying. He died from the bullet from a distance that quincy was there now pretty about it. How. Another. Witness, though said the mob. Lined some up against the wall and kill them with a firing squad different. So that was the end. I will say in our experience of mormons had come to dollop. They are very cool people they are actually lacks mormons and active mormons over. There is a movement.

and zion boom, and we got Orrin hatch laughed I know how many, how many mormons are here are mad at me. Right now,. there's a militia some right, Some of you. I will say in our experience of mormons who come to dollops. They are very cool people. They are That was a long one in the man. I guess, when you're getting a little, why aren't you dollar give you guys want to hang around allies. I gotta take sure, So much for carbon out, we really appreciate it

When I got some young fanciers. Thank you guys. So I literally don't know any of the stories or what happened or what the meetings are. So I tried, but you did great dave, didn't rate everybody else along one yeah yeah, man, man, I guess It could of got little that I could do you could do it a ten episode, mormon dollar, give you guys want to hang around allies, aggravating the grave

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