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any prior thirty, four brothers ok, great, he said, to your apprenticeship to become a barbarous lass surgeon in sixteen twenty seven Agnes and a little off the kidney you yes, yes, said: So that's how so so we're outlining knows where allowing those two to become absolutely, which is the harder job. I guess Question because well I would say that, but the hair, because people are more picky, yeah right yeah. If someone complains about Oregon surgery, you just go a little deeper yeah.

On March twenty first, sixteen thirty he set sail from the dutch Island texel on this ship I dropped his destination was New Amsterdam in North America. nice hell. The dutch colleague New Amsterdam was a fortified city confined to these southern Tipp of Manhattan. Harmon was only eighteen years old. When he arrived, he was listed as a barber, slash surgeon So it's not just something he's saying other people like great job. normal job drain benefits there thrill the have yeah. Now it's a great that's a skilled labour and a barber right you don't have to get to guys you get one guy, it's easy! Reassure who's, not gonna the guy who knows those to sort of his listed skills, included trimming beards

Shaving bloodletting and applications, So that's not just sort of a fund. Little fact that was in the early part of the story. This is a thing that we're carrying through for a minute is correct, so he's he can give you a fade and then all so take off an arm. If your arm needs to go, that's right right! Okay, a little bit off a little bit off the top here and then the whole very. Can you get rid of the right when this looks a little uneven and I think I wanna do bangs I'd like a Caesar and no foot What is the facility new works? I don't know

bet there's a drain, the presidency believes that the hairs just also like taking up feet like. So he was, he was placed in the Hudson River Trading Post at the fort or on yeah, which is orange. I soon, but well was to speak the dutch way on this one or on you, which is now opening ok guys. Take your battles seriously. It's it's a place that no one gives a fuck It's

since every comedian, in LOS Angeles, coming back from Albany FUCK, it's it's awful. It's it's like a bomb went off just and then someone gave have you been in surrounding correctly. It goes the Syracusan uppers, Ngos, no, no, they go to sea. We're. Rather I've been allowed to correctly. he will shit on it until it goes away, puts Cuomo there, so you should blow it up. Besides the fort there was the huge Rand's earlier switch colony, so there's the fort right that they have for their military in the next to it. They have a colony of its but its very big, because this is the fork of these two rivers and opening sets? This was a dutch settlement. It was nothing like one of the Puritan no fund zones in New England settlers had a great

grand old time, the Dutch Republic and the sixteen hundred was the most progressive and culturally diverse of society in Europe. That was reflected in their sentiments, which had the same tolerance, openness and free trade. I mean they killed native Americans, but as far as progressiveness they were on top of the heap. Accept homosexuality was a capital offense but other than that. Similarly holler, I ve been a lot of verges on the cookies right and proper. Tolerant for these. Sixteen hundreds sheriff, It is highly intolerant. Yes, like now would be like Georgia, but back then the judge it animals like this, like a FUCK party like smuggling. Drunkenness and debt were serious problems in the settlement. That's kind of go together, carbons training as a barber slashed surgeon was very needed, let it but what?

they need a surgeon that they're like yeah. It's great that your Barbara is like. Let me know they're like yet. No, we need help in here and as in a barber, because if you're trying to cut your hair- and you slice your head open now, you need a barber surgeon. You need a surgeon, you don't know what it was, I got there with the hair. There is no one on aids are hair. Was here was more difficult. I'm done with this conversation. You shouldn't brought it up. You brought it. The settlement at Fort Orange had become the centre of the fur trade. It was at the conjunction of the Mohawk and Hudson Rivers and native Americans would bring pelts and trade them

and then the Dutch would send them down river to Manhattan or New Amsterdam and the Dutch had a very strong relationship with the mohawks who brought them. Pelts all seems good. It's all fucking rolling! Now we're all now we're all descendants from dutch people. Oh wait, there's more nevermind, there's more, then sixteen thirty four! Suddenly the for deliveries from the mohawk started drying up. Okay, they didn't really not. They didn't know a lot about the land out there, but they did know that upriver. There is some really big lakes and that's where a lot of the beavers were hunted and also those lakes were very close to the French. So they quickly deduced that the French had moved further south and were now trading with the mohawks okay. Now Beaver pelts are the entire reason the Dutch were in North America. It's all about all about the Beaver. It's like revenge of the nerds,

for decades debts for decades debts were paid with beaver pelts. You me some money in your area of yours is this is part of an animal? but now that I know you have money I'll, stop being such an asshole, so there's the beaver refer and then the pelt is a layer under the for what who wants that part? It's soft and awesome the cordage, the animal know it's like it. It's like a softer furry thing it. Further firm in there's, gotta be a measure in not skin its felt hat? It's may I hat pelt, ok so felt. Hats are big status symbol that you had. Have your anybody in Europe at the time he had ever fuck and felt hat sure and beavers were glad this, as is also gas as grants, the part that you will kill a guy you're. Taking that I thank you for using it an inner part of me

on your head to wear walk around like that. I'm a beaver! Guy knows what he's doing. Look at that had a tortured a beaver further. So everybody had the Puritans had big felt black bonnets, dutch officers had the felt chapeau and later the english top hat so that's insane look in English insane larger. It's for Beaver backs I've got to figure. You've got a large round hat and I look like a cunt sphere that don't get upset. Ladies, it's very british, but I just did there are scottish? sure wherever gets off the hook, you asshole yup. That's right.

So hazard sanely expensive, mostly because you have to kill beavers another continent whenever Sixteen forty one, an Englishman, wrote in his diary that he paid about three months of wages for a hat here we go again, So it's serious money we're talking about when it comes to killing and removing the outer edge of a delightful water, animal yeah. the French, English and the Dutch are all campaigning to get their hands on the pelts that the native Americans would get by killing entrapping the neighbours There is still a seal of New York City seal. Has a beaver on it to celebrate the North American stood Biagi, and I thought you were about to get a seal killings. The New York City seal still has a beaver, so this so the beaver rides on the seals back. That's right.

it's been like that since then. That's right, that's interesting! seal with a beaver writer on it. Does he have little straps to be like tat No thanks, I'm with as little clause. That makes sense that or lake events tell those guys say very jockeys undersea lapse, webs lapse and New York seal on the earth to good to get the ketchup. ok so like I said, the pilots are certainly not making their way to afford or or honor, which is a big fucking deal at this point, harmonist twenty two years old so clearly prove any was the shipping because he was asked for and was given the task to head out incident interior boy to find it oh hawks village talk them into not doing business with the french boy. That is that's an ambitious

right. What am I going to cut his hair out of this one? I mean he's, not that's not that you're not going to bribe people will be like, and I can give you something actually a hairstyle, I'm calling the Mohawk I think you guys might really love- so the mohawks and the Mohican are war and there In the area The debt had already made a huge blunder in sixteen twenty six. A captain have been told us a neutral when it came to the tribes, but he decided on his own decide with the Mohicans when they were going on a raid into Mohawk territory. Ok and the war party was ambush and the captain and three other dutchmen work build brutally roamer said one had been eaten by the mohawks. Well, that's ok, quote ass

Having well roasted him, I mean just cause its human. You still want to cook it through I agree, but marks are not cannibals. That's bullshit They were, however, other tribes called them quote: man eaters, because Roma their way in the past they had engaged capitalism, but they hadn't, but they were. I was there everyone's just gossiping that they eat people and they don't yeah you're doing it right now. You're part of the problem is true: yeah. Let them get away from that ok, thank you, re no biggie! They didn't do it. But I was just like they. People. Dutch had ventured into native american country since then preferring to stare stand there little colony version of HOLLAND.

hurts. So this is a dangerous trip that Harman's going to make. So it's important he's going to do it. He made the journey. The middle of winter, because it couldn't wait till spring and of course that will they need the beaver pelts, sure they're, there yeah for sure? Definitely do it this way they left on December eleventh then my way you wanna go right before winter set out, get out right away leave at what am I right. Make a move rights. My way, Wait, wait till the storm they say It's gotta be the words while we ve air ago boys, the northeastern here, let's put your jack, those biogas down

men went with them. Uranium is a daily qua he's. Gonna die your item, as is don't make it through winners. Storms never have it's not a name anymore. from the greek God of dying. And then the other guy was named William Atomism. That's why he might be. they also had some native american guides with them. So They go out. They go further than the guy got killed them their venturing into uncharted territory, possibly deadly wilderness too. Pretty big and their yeah weathers, very icy and again he's just a barber surge. That's right!

but what better man descend? Many others so they had packs of food along with equipment. They always do David. They always do that always were up it's a lot of provisions. Have I look honest to God: we might gain weight on this trip and thereby Vienna Mud boards like right were eating, TED and and here's what we're dead. Don't do this You draw my own, I dared not that help it Steady dead, dead, God, but I doubt it didn't look like its ice cream. Stop that so that tonight they camped the forest in the middle of the night harm and walk up because he saw

The guides were quietly packing up and leaving it. How great is that moment? Stews we stick me: wouldn't you what the fuck? You can do it. What are you doing I don't really know than we had a miscommunication. This is This is a long haul thing I was proposing to secure Subject: Mercury free to say you could go after night, one putting on his part running time. Oh so so they pay seven left and then permanent, the other guys, and they start pack and I've been trying to follow them, This is an hour was most ago rail. Not at all they chase after them, and it turns out that the guides dogs had now the meat and cheese that they have brought but that's where they were leaving their like partners.

why Keyser gonna fuckin kill us die like a great idea. You guys do. Let's do not budge trap Forget it. I love Gioia Drug, their food dripping, And another thing Secondly, evading me, I love jeez. I love you bow my tale. I got. I had so much cheese dogs these guys are mad. Sure man we're. better after a couple, so

because I made what a ride I don't understand this because they're one day into the trip, so I don't understand why they didn't go back and get more but yeah, of course, but they did of course right. So they were like we've gone too far, we're a mile and a half away turn. All the way around- finish the drip. Maybe I just didn't want to go back, go so listen supervision, thing happened, but we we put the at night. What are the main jeez dogs at it? We a ball I think it was a bad idea. Take these their crab singles. You will those extra packages, each one is fortified with a plastic. Never go into our ocean, all we brought worse knowledges.

I guess in retrospect we shouldn't abroad Beggin Beggin strips Pagans trips. whenever was thinking that makes the dugout breaker breaker breaker breaker. That's all we run So now all they have the there's left his bread. That's good, that's good, I right. They say just eat bread so low. the next day. They happen to run into a party of mohawks who were so freaked out, sing the dutchman that they drop their packs and just ran and hidden a swamp so that a judge guys just ransacked the pacts and devoured quote a small loaf of bread with beans, so they got beans I am also curious about. The lack of America is, it just went, ran in this weather, basically ghosts coming out of the like what the fuck still take your pack to the swamp yeah. I would have done that hydra, the pack in the Swansea,

first few days they hike through two and a half of of foot the deep snow, but that's the beauty of leaving in December yeah. That's why as more snow is falling all the time nine days in they had to cross a freezing stream by wading through it. Why they have beans quote the Lord God protected us and we made it across. We were soaked up to the waste. That's not really the Lord God protecting you! That's Also? What about God? When it came to the dogs, eating your fuckin cheese, dumb ass? I don't know why. God did that, though we really, god, you're chasing maids, God. Weird. Oh, what weird choices he makes for us. Now he's happy that we waited through water to our well unpredictable. It's great, my dick is falling off from the Gulf. Thank you God, let's eat it,

The already did Amnesia was yours is about. As for addicts he's gonna too big, so ass. They walked with raising closed when the ways dowser they walked up the top of the hill, and I looked down and there they saw a large mohawk village. Thirty two houses in a clearing about some houses are two hundred feet. Long okay, they're called longhouses Harmon was the first person to document the villages and life in them. The mohawks were part of the Iroquois Confederacy of tribes, made above the Cayuga, the one and dagga the mohawk, the Seneca and the Oneida.

The french call them the Iroquois, but they call themselves the hotel, no Sheeny, which means people of the long house. Ok, pretty basic right. They lived in long on thousands of languages will be the people who live long House sure they were welcomed and given the mohawks like a fuckin, come on in where serious San it like that they swarmed Joe. We got play station. There are given big pumpkin beans and venison, ok off can happen it well and the way we normally when you say that since leg was swollen from the trip. So being a doctor, Suno Harmon, He's a doctor. No he's not he's a barber. Surgeon you raise. That is urging a barber slash liar.

What is this experience and surgery news done? Melodic cutting off of thing sure, great and taking stuff out taking the blood out of people the harm and cut open, Thomas S, leg and smear the wound with bare Greece. just like they do today at New York General Hospital, is buttered. The wound night, you didn't part of the world, He made the wounded man powdered. It was just a swollen. Where do you think it was a big potato? There was like all that is well that one's big kind it open. Well, what happened is your leg is a helium in it and the I'm going to cut it open and then put a bunch of animal Greece in it and then

No then I'll give you a haircut you'll forget all about assets that sets out good the village chief gave harmony mountain lions, skin to sleep with. Quote in the morning. I had at least one hundred lice: that's not a great man lying now, can I have one without lies? No, so they they, kept heading into Mohawk territory there inside one of as an open, buttered leg and the other one is now just allies. Planet others will there he put Greece on its balance. Fine I don't understand what the Greece does makes it library, for him to operate out again. No, it cleanse the womb centres very made up. I think it's to stop it from bleeding.

maybe but heat, but he made it yes, but he's a doctor when you say you gotta hospital, you need your pardon. dear heart, taken outer when your lungs sure do you want. Something less vital Can I get my heart out, What is that I'd ever do thirty years ago, the abroad? For you guys, Why does they are removed and maybe along with that, but they make I live difficult Well, other tuna, wonder your hearts and they have to. get it all right. So how did you get? This will soon are different, You got the swelling our night and of Europe into a doctor, gave a swollen something and he cuts it. but it now that's not the process they put on every side, and now now taken Greece of Europe aye, sir I'm gonna put a couple fried eggs in this and get people There's do you mind

so they went from Mohawk village to mock village, getting deeper into mark territory. So the mark we're always exciting to see them. That often runner, I'm thrilled and they would yell at the Dutch to shoot, because at this point they knew about guns, but didn't have any so they want to see the shooting later on. They wouldn't have that excitement bread, Their reaction changes over time quite a bit villages or set up with what were basically roads between houses, cash, surprise them they're, like that's, fucking crazy. They are actually people right. I wouldn't have today there are as yet villages often add a bear that had been captured and was being prepared for for eating, prepared that, yes, there are fattening it up There is also the medical uses from the rice can also,

got all that fire all put it on your wounds in your eyes, yeah. I did I'm your eyes, you exactly what we're gonna do besides stuff, and the seven seventeen he wrote that this is six days in yeah, ok, seventies, sire, sexism, this ever seventy thee wrote that one village called one village quote: a bare was being fattened. It had been there almost three years and was so tame that it eight everything given to it. So, let's bring us that's a pet as a pet that they're going to eat. Like you do with your at one village. A bare was so tame Harmon wrote quote: I wanted to buy the bear, but they would not part with it. This was what is what is his plan? What is he doing here cotton friends, legs opens put Greece, ITALY! What's that a bare of immersion

it started alive. Bear boiled bear. Let's take another journeys, propaganda ball! Buddy! and now we have theirs. What thing we know about bears its that their wildly predictable, the guy with the open legs, like you sure we should get a bear the year before. at another village, he wrote quote: three: women came with some dried and fresh salmon, but they smell very bad. Keeping to time is a really great uptake. So it is. Is there is a little like Facebook, This is literally the first record ever kept of someone going into meet the bar okay and really anybody like in the Interior of America. This is the first guy right. They re ever slash surgeon,

so that same night, when he wrote about the way the fish he wrote apparent, he's got super where'd, because that ninety wrote quote Unanimous told me that an Indian was planning to kill him with a knife to well. I mean yeah, but then but then he never wrote about again and unanimous was not stab so that just went away there. Were that exciting thing? Was no falling a set up guy superseding dire shouldn't. I say a barbarous live surgeons. Last great writer.

The village. He was helping care for a sick man. When two doctors arrive to heal him, they were called Sooners Cose, which meant quote to exercise the devil. Harman wrote a description of their healing services. The first description of a native American Healing Service ever quote, then both of them put on a snakeskin around their heads and wash their hands and faces. They then took the sick person and laid him before a large fire taking a bucket of water in which they'd put some medicine, they washed a stick in it, a half l long. They stuck it down their throats and vomited

the patient's head and all over his body, they then performed shouting and rapid clapping of hands, as is their custom first on one thing and then on the other, so that sweat rolled off everywhere, so that guy obscured. You mean one of the doctors is another way better should not be that as it. now well meant I we did. We throw bottom a lot. We really did who still get down any order stickers. Deep, throwing up It would just be so great if we were still this backward and you get a doctor. yeah

I'm better! Thank you. Now, instead, they're just like that'll be fifteen thousand dollars. I mean it's literally better than with the white guys doing, which is putting the Beatles on people's necks and they threw up on you. That's crazy eat these eight miles an hour. You take all your blood out right now we're going to drain you a blood after you eat the Beatles. Sorry that you were put through such malpractice. Harm got to see. Another healing ritual at another village quote now. Is this the sort of He should be seeing as isolated surgeon he's going in and saying I'm a doctor, so he's learning from others like when you got another hospital. You and I am suggesting this isn't good, but I'm so and they're all doctors in their training each other. With respect to what about cut open alive, put Bear Greece in it and the others are just throwing up on people the other doctors. Ok.

Quote only arrive. The floor of the house was completely covered with tree bark over which the devil hunters would walk there. Men who were all painted with red paint on their faces in the middle of this house was a very sick person who had been languishing for a long time and there sat an old woman who had an empty turtle, shell in our hands in which were beads that rattled when she say here they attempted to catch the devil and trample into death. For these. dumped all the bark in the house to pieces after much stopping and running one of them went to see the sick person and took an otter fur from his hand. And for a long time they sucked on the sick man's neck and Back He then spit in the otter and through to the ground running away with great excitement The man then ran to the otter.

other than that. I read the otter and perform such antics that it was a wonder to see indeed they through fire, eight fire and through hot ashes and embers in such a way that I finally ran out of the house. Has the patient was see by the otter, he's not he's not a great etc. That is back. Ok, I mean look how's that I think we're learning is that it doesn't matter what culture in the sixteen hundred medicine was really shit. nobody knew what they were doing, but Hickey's were a cure. We're going to give an idea, hear me out there and remember again: there's no bad ideas. Hermia we put in order in his hand, I love it so far we spit out, I will throw up. I'm an army is that we take the otter out. We throw fire the honor, that's great he's fine.

Should we eat any fire. but will have some unroll bees round, eternal Well, that works. That's great. Well, he'll, be fine and the way it is, things worked as one time they bring an eternal, unroll, beads round and they'd be like he got better. Will that works so true? our I've gotta recreate perfectly. We need the bees in the journal, Shell, so get moving and finally arrived at the most important village, where Harmon would negotiate so that the main mohawk felt sure after being welcomed and brought into a house that has paintings on the wall they were fed and after eating they were berated by a lower tribal leader. So they all ate I have a good time. This guy is like fuck you. He might have just been a doctor, shithead yeah, that's right right! Here's a fever, I'm fine, he'll fuck yourself is doctor. Fuck, you he's great,

oh, the Gazelle anatomy give them shit for not bringing decent presence and then showed them what the and should give an armies. I checked this shit out. It's pretty fuckin awesome, so I shall tower. And you guys are just coming over here eating, so they had very nice shirts from the french and coats suddenly gets very tense. The guy keeps yelling at them, as other mohawks quote, sat so close to us that we could barely sit. They could have easily grab us with their hands and kill this Harmon counted forty six Mohawk guys packed around them. One of them started screaming at the Dutch and calling them scoundrels Tollison, who was it sailor and a super tough guy burst into tears, skirt show them that Finally, Harmon screamed back at them and called them scoundrels, and it worked. Although Mohawk started laughing

boy. That is its enough room to predict. Ok, I think it's better gray, what's happening. Once said, it was all a misunderstanding that right we get it now. The fact that break shirts cod. must not be angry. We are happy that you have come here, so they just testing embassy. After you know, tough guys are not well. They found out what That is not what you guys have to put us through that we just you don't have a bare refrain friend, Then an old guy came up and put his hand on harmony chest to see his heart was beating and announced that Harmon was not afraid. So he'd pass some kind of test. it's the first lighted actor.

So then Armand and Thomas and passed out, knives, scissors and other presence that they had brought they after that altercation like take some knives you guys. Their knives use these. A lot The marks then gave Harmon a beaver coat. Ok, not a code that a beaver would made Erika Mann right now. I argue that alike. and I, like a lawyer, I Beaver Jack. I wish it was that, and now I want to pick favours that this fund little fashionable beavers wearing corduroy suit.

it, those damned if I do damned, if I don't so, then they talked turns out the hurons working with the french and now as it was coming now to trade for belts, but the mohawk did not trust the Huron and wanted to stay in business with the Dutch. So they may lover and harming just southern didn't say anything and they like what the fuck are. You doing There was a god and have authority to agree to a deal, and there they want me to go back to the fort and and though give it the old DNA so Harmon? I was then given a house, a presence and a big chunk of bear me. Why leave here? I know after this. I would never leave, never leave, never gonna home and bear

So we assume some sex stuff on Arctic is high. And rode up addiction, slow down its harmony. A dictionary of Mohawk vocabulary, words and phrases fucking. It's like man, woman, prostitute, vagina, phallus and testicles. What's this one? In other words, it is dictionary but hall Okay, I gotta come on come on, come on, come on, hey guys, there is a guy's diary clearly, steamer elsewhere, but you get out a general majority sanch. Those are medical, practices you idiot but steamer cares mobs

doctors performed a Cleveland Steamer. That was amazing, He also wrote down phrases like when, shall you return very beautiful and to have intercourse So? What is he up to he's Jesus down there pound and use their two Fuckin Party Beaver code. Indeed, everybody who. So he's gotta be on the table and then the three Dutchman return to Fort Urania in late January, so I ve been out for a while by that time. Everyone thought they were dead. Sure they had travelled almost all the way to Lake Ontario and They were further excited when they found out Harmon had made a deal that would cut out the French entirely so Harmon, Rather he'd this whole time, he wrote it why? Why couldn't he just say? Yes, that was the whole reason he was sent there. He was like. Let me go check on my dad. I dunno I dunno. I dunno why I couldn't say yes to the deal he's there

the whole point when I grew but he's also just a surgeon. Barber is either from what I've heard so far. I have not heard about one God: damn Eric got. No he's done is open to friends leg. For no reason It was swollen, that's what you're doing so. It's open it, your papa! If we had a big people. a big leg, your puppet, then some, oh, no, no! Oh you! Better medical school, no Papa leg, Doktor, V Dallas! As soon I'm ready. So it keeps his journal. The whole time is final. Entry in the journal, once you got back, was quote praise and, thank God, the twenty first of January, sixteen thirty five. The journal was then sent to Killion Van rents earlier and stored in his large collection of documents in the Netherlands. But one thing Armand forgot to do

I was right his name in the journal. So basically, this journal is now just gone off and is in a big collection of stuff, with no one's name on it, cool to work way to do it. Yep. No one thought to look now: that so harm and time is a hero. Armies time, as a hero of the settlement was pretty short lived in sixteen thirty seven, along with a few others, it was. He was reported for trading furs on its own instead of through agents of the West, India Company. Ok, a very angry rents. Lear wrote Amsterdam that he quote New Amsterdam that he quote did not propose to

of people cheap me in this underhanded fashion. He threatened to exile. Anyone who did not pay him what he had lost on the sales and he also sent a copies of a book called the practice of godliness the practice of godliness. Yet rights is, as we know, that shit you fuckers right right there in that same year, so he's living in Manhattan now, Herman that same year, just riding court that he in several quote others Mary, were drinking together when the wife of Thomas Basher quote, notwithstanding her husband's presence fumbled at the front of the breaches of most all who are present and word when her husband request her to go home with him right.

is to do so, but continue to act as before. That is in the dictionary. So that's a party girl, so she's trying to trying to get the breaches sharing to get shrink. Dollar, husbands icon a honey dietary chagos earns you not grab ever these dick, and we maybe talk about that. I love you so my married knows of my friend married you ve got take your money, Ben hurry up, because I'm not gonna watch all of em. I really. I have a line and you're right near You are very close to it: you're, not and the door married a bear, no or no word on what the punishment was for the great wife of Thomas Bush waiting. You be sure that was

Well right moment right and how rational everyone was yesterday, but these guys are a little looser than others, but again he did write about it. So it was clearly the issue I mean the way he testified in court. So what was the court case, the Dick verses Hannah I assume divorce or just Maybe you can blow that many guys I dunno what the rules are. There is something insane point harm and I guess thought he wasn't making money because you decide to switch careers and become a pirate weight so he's a barber. he's a surgeon and he's a pirate. Now, that's right eye it- is like a jack of all trades matter. I've learned Emma and I get

This was a way to make money back. Then you at all go in on a pirate pirate ship you too. All going on applied something a mid life crisis, They did an ecg about a pirate ship world of. Now, so we figure we just become buccaneers that crazy We're going to sit around and fucking wife football, pirate ship gonna get gold, we also water bears he's part of the crew, so that's pretty cool. It's gotta be fucking is minutes. We all missed our wives. We all miss our wives, yeah. We all missed our wives, come on we're going to make a flag, we're going to put it on sale and it's going to be cheaper because I know I was there. I know that I know, and I know when I tell you every day it was worth it every day I mean that

It doesn't matter now. We know one rule on the sea were pirates by the way have you we're thought of having a Rachel. they give you did a little something with your hair. It would just be dynamite especially, are there when we have the wind blowing in it? I think a great I think you'd look great with a Rachel. I really do out on the seas. I just think it would be beautiful. I I feel, like I didn't, think the whole pirate thing through you know what I mean. You know I'll. Tell you what would really tie the hairstyle have together now, if you don't wanna, go that wrote if I took your ears off, which I'm also- clearly licence to do No, it makes your your hair LE now, like makes your ears look a little big. I think if I were to just lop them off, that's just then there with the sea, the wind in your hair, that's can be hot. Look, that's a hot look! That's how look! That's it read ship that everybody is gonna, wanna, be a part of Airbus,

One of those guys do. You know you won't hear him say that is obviously you know you're auditory. Function is going to be at a new low, but we out there will be out there. Wind blowing in your hair blood. Should now your ears just sort of us in the see us in the sea and we got to bear on the boat out. There steer in the fucker this boy right. bang and your wife, everything's gray, we're second, I'm fuckin lemons. You know what I mean anybody he's got a sore anything I just slice that should open. You know what I mean: Potato and let that steam come out of that wound rival a bare driving the goddamn ship, you gonna, Rachel, you're, airless right, I'm fuckin, bang in your wife right, strive in a God, damn boat. Who is not going to see that we like? What does it take it on that right, cause Think about it, the think about it. The think about that the

that's gonna. Like you, So he went on a ship named cars with some other guys. Logres means the wench. The literal french translation is bitchy girl, where fucking cabinet. move other boats. Now you like fucking, stupid I am so sick of these goddamn swells she's angry. Armen Day, will typed up and sailed for the Caribbean, that's good to any mission. Let's get a will, So this is a plan to attack and plunder spanish treasure fleets he serving as the ship. arbours assertion, shit right,

Well, I mean at that point. I think it's understandable, there's nobody else whose I do either I mean nobody can do anything. That's right, the valley, the magician, Slash gardener of the ship, I'm a wizard and I have gills. That goal is born of I'm a lawyer, and I know it. So the pirate thing did not go as they had hoped that Israeli that's weird made a little bit of money, but not alive. So by seem forty came back to Manhattan. Well, he then hired a lawyer to get a small amount of meager back wages that were owed to him by the West India Company. So he clearly did make a lot of money right. He then landed a good job

got his reputation for what for when he went off imitative right, it'll name in the God, Damn journal he sealed off. I can deal with the the he saved the whole fucking colony dude say: give him some fucking props, save the colony alright settle down now. Beavers now, beavers are dying like crazy because of him. Yeah. Let's celebrate is awesome. He was named the commissary of stores at New Amsterdam. It would now be responsible for all the goods going in out of the colony, but he's a surgeon? Is it? What is he doing? Does he need more jobs? Well, this is nobody need a haircut or anything. This is a super lucrative position. You're, basically in charge of everything, so your you make a ton of money, okay and he married and would go on to have four children who all lived.

Now that an accomplishment, that's that's pretty fuckin series even though he lived and worked in Manhattan. He made sure to keep up his fort or connections visited up their often at the settlement during one visit in sixteen forty? Three, he treated a Jesuit missionary named Father Isaac, jokes,. So what happened was the missionary. He was a missionary to the Huron tribes, but he was captured with two other Frenchman and a few hurons by Mohawk warriors. They cut off both of his thumbs and tore out his fingernails. Ok, that's like gnats a message: yeah! That's like now! Good luck using you,

phone yeah. Oh man, yeah. How do you? What do you do? What a nightmare? You can't even index finger text to go. Do this, but it still doesn't work as well. You can't it's harder. You can't post to Instagram on stages. You also can't can't hold anything right right, yeah, anything now, possible farms, your basically it's a problem. A problem is actually a squirrel. At this point: well you're more than a squirrel, so he gets held by them. He, the mohawks, keep him for a year and just fuck with them at one point they murdered one of us in front of them and then finally runs Lears switch the settlement heard about the kidnapping and they sent people and they rescue them quote the wound which a dog had inflicted upon me. The night that I escaped from cheese in his pocket.

Breaker breaker projects by the moon, which target inflicted upon me than that I escaped from her own cause me so much pain, so great a pain that, if the surgeon of that settlement, harm had not put his hand to it. I should have lost not only the leg but life for Green was already settling and put his hand on a bloody wound. Venza, no brainer. He clearly cut out the bad parts. What part are you talking about part of the leg, with a black hole. he's got going green, there's a big part. That's not good! So out. So you are sure you did something good. I mean I'm assuming yeah right. You know We did it too, even though he took a pair of scissors out of the blue water and was just snipping around it like there. You go this. He didn't vomit on his leg,

it's a pretty low bar. You should go to Kaiser Herman was soon made the commissary at Fort Orange. In sixteen forty five and soon after Father Jos, just went back out to be a missionary where the hurons again so he healed up. That was great. First one is like a fantasy Catholic like the first run when autumn, so I'm gonna to head back out a guess, is exerted to get back out there and hang out here on this guy, who's, got two thumbs again talk about it. Not this guy quote, heart tells me that if I have the good fortune to be employed in this mission, I shall go, and I shall not return say: ok, good luck! What

What's he Oracle ing for himself here saying he's going to go out, I'm ready to die. I'm going to spread the word of Jesus and be killed, yeah Jesus, turns out. He was right. A couple months later he was killed by a single hatchet blow from a warrior who had just been told by his tribe. This despair, the fathers life- and you know I don't He knows what spare means that. Was eventually made a saint, the Father no thumbs, they don't that's, not the Saint name, it's not safe. At sea no, Three

no. I. What a great thing to be hit a saint you're dead like he was awesome, great lotta good dead, so Herman was a good business man and loved a party nice Ghana, Wilful Wall Street VAT. In sixteen forty two inherited a house from an elderly man who had just been de capital it by a week gaze geek by what is happening: a weapon geek, which is a native american tribe, see so they'll all birds at his house in Manhattan at forty seven Streton Second Avenue

What we know, where was we just nowhere? Was forty sanctions and this work he's geek guy shows up and knock on the door. Org answer that it cuts. I was happy that puts it turns out? The old guy have been part of a party that it killed his dad when their wikis geek, I was twelve so now has just preventive act, rain anyway that lead, but harming gets a house YAP rag but also the tribe massacred, but that happens good stuff. I'm guys know that happen. Amerika right didn't go a great day, we're not supposed to talk about it. Just enjoy the fairies, good part of the story, harm and got a house what the fuck you guys look at the positive share. True a free fuckin outright people whole all tried that it is awesome pretty regulations, yeah how'd you afforded

Oh, I don't have to it's a funny story: So he saw the house for cash. He hung out with a soldier alot lot Hendrick Vandyke, who was a hard drinkin bad ass, were the arm rendered unusable after a native American shot him nothing and say his. And operated on it?. once Harmon testified in court about a drunken fight between Van Dyke and a hooligan named black Jan Harman, swore that he quote, saw and heard black Jan say to Vandyke Brother, I drink to you and then Dyke answered quote brother. I thank you and then Black Jan hit Van Dyke, with a can on the forehead, with a can yeah, I guess they're drinking, Ganz Paquette quote so that blood flowed and then through the and sign over his back. So there was a bar fight, ok,

because my hands this, what is the money Stranger! I've never seen anyone started bar fight with a can over the head dent. I dent kit. I think, can start a pretty early. We deploy looked up at some point, but now we can think early good one Does Vandyke had experienced by the native Americans? Sometimes he would serve as sheriff of New Amsterdam. What. There are literally no fuckin rules yet, but it's I mean Leslie, there's no rule! There should be something in July of sixteen forty seven he was serving a sheriff and Harmon was getting, should face it, a tavern when its friends, They came in and looked at him and said quote what the devil or you do doing here, We take yourself immediately up the river. I order you to do so in order to go up the river harmony had no idea why, but basically just been banned from New Amsterdam best? Oh, so he left what

Drug dealers. Are you leave daddy's like ok What kind of a world it's a super different type of man and makes me want to be the sheriff so much you get, for she had arrived sheriff sheriff. I would, though, the awesome you just make be believed for no reason get out here forever sheriff. I remember down like a reality, show with no rules you're off the island. What are harm and goes back to the settlement near for around you and that's? Why near the end of sixteen forty, seven Harmon was caught in the act of sodomizing, his black slave Tobias. What's real Dave, that's a twist

Every indication was that sex was consensual. Ok, that's a better wrinkle, yet But harm and was put in jail for Iranian, along with Tobias Homosexuals Ex, like I said earlier, super illegal right punishable by death yeah. That's your very talent, but not not as tolerant that dude can fuck another do as far as the calvinist court was concern. Anyone engaging in sodomy willingly or not got capital. Welshman willingly or not yeah, it's like this is fucked. Have you have you heard of Georgia? Though there were some leniency, one teen boy was must have sex and the court with a man in the clerk declared quote. although, according to a law, a person with whom sodomy has been committed deserves we put to death. Yet in view of the innocents we have or

that he be brought to the place where they condemn shall be executed and that he be tied to a post with woodpile around them and be made to view the execution and beaten with what's so there, so they were kind of what just happened to so they were like if you, if you were a teenage boy who got sexually assaulted, they just can beat you up with rods and put a wood around it, put would around you think it's to scare him other goals set on fire. You can do that once then people like it's just Russia, its Sherwood would a prop solid. Is Jesus Christ, southern none. they're, not that turns out not that tolerant, no, an intolerant thing so a letter was sent to Peter Stuyvesant, the general director of the West, any company who dispense all justice and New Amsterdam. He had a peg like

so he knew the barber but my toes was bad. He said need down so but so Stuyvesant said he would call it act like a father over his children and ruin the colony which he did. His dad was a strict Calvinist who saw homosexuality as a sin and status replied to the colony that sorry he's into Amsterdam. He replies to New Orna, the fort that he would stand in judgment of Harmon when he returned to Fort or Anya from New Amsterdam in the spring. So he's not going to go up there in the middle of winter, he's going to wait till spring he's going to head up there and then say: you're you're new.

Ok, super weird, so harmonies promising careers over his reputation is destroyed in these look into the desert, and so is not a great turn right, even even if Stuyvesant Grand mercy which was doubtful men still what have been given some horrendous punishment, flogging, beating the wooden horse or worse the wooden horse you. I should look it up. Have you seen urban cowboy? I think it's like that. I don't know what that is You don't know that movie. I know the movie yet the guy right horse in the city. so wooden horse, I believe, is a thing you sit on and its suspended by ropes and it those bad things. Dear private area, K, nope.

I just felt like that was a high five five times. It seems like a high five time. It is not a high fiving is yes, I don't think you do so so after all that happened to him. This is best case now he be sent back to the Netherlands in shame, ruin name lip level but the guy who would have thought the shit we feel like we ve heard the shameful part of this guy and its being gay. Now is a barber, slash, surgeon Slash buccaneer, that's that's good any! He does all that and then he has sex or the man, and there, like you, have questionable character. No! So far,. Rania was not good and a lot of shit, one of which was keeping people in prisons.

so Harmon and Tobias broke out and headed for Mohawk territory. Okay, the Dutch the Dutch gave chase, and so he he went to the mohawks and they were you know their native Americans. People are called two spirits. They were totally fine with people being gay, like yeah cool, whatever right and so five days later, the dutch role in Tobias is caught and Harman managed to elude them, but then he he makes it farther in a mohawks. Take him in the Dutch obviously couldn't allow a man to have sex with another man and get away with it right at so, and so the wait. Sorry, it's okay, hey

there? It is it's not our genes, but it is something of a french judgment. Wrote quote: there are men unashamed where women's clothing into practice, all the occupations, women from which follows corruption, that I cannot express? They pretend that it's you should comes from religion, their feminists, never marry and abandon themselves to the most infamous passion. So that's that's a guy running about the native Americans, like the other. Ok, ok, so they take a man that I give a shit, Tobias and harmony living together until they catch him, then a posse comes. They find out what village he's in They track him through the forest. It's a winter, dealing following his boot, prince it's the middle of winter, so there I don't really like the times when they want to travel by great, like poor TED.

They were saw a rage. They refused to wait until it would be San Fran spring. He was cornered and in a mohawk long house that was full of storage, pelts, food and Harmon refused to surrender. He tried to escape by setting the house on fire as a distraction. but he was caught as he tried to write a technique. Yeah well you're. In there like what was my plan, I think it's a two hundred foot long house. He drives at one thousand fire run out the other. they're, allowed it we're back here or like around. watch it it's. The seabed, I. who wants Erika or more so they bring back to Fort Iranian. They didn't work out,

keeping people in prison things. So they brought him back there like. Here we go, don't leave through that wall were building it still. It throws them back into the cellar to buy. You guys. Stay in here now swear to God, scout's honor Don't leave again? They were we're totally here for the whole duration, I'm leaving right now until you kill us. Where does it right here right here? Still here, I didn't leave and my buddy I was gonna leave my sex buddy yep. Just going to leave us where we're hang out here till you kill us not going anywhere. I'm leaving now goodbye! you leave her horse, rather obviously only those rights, you gonna? Take it with me? You guess The gods- and I leave a note. I wear

We go! That's what I'm saying mean that obviously that was still incomplete, but Yeah yeah, but to me like, because its partly You like to see a whole wall, I finish things a man. It is a whole wall. Yet shit, yeah, that's right! They quickly escaped harm, how they kind of I will Harmon and Tobias headed EAST and tried to cross the Frozen Hudson River and it probably tried to make it to english settlements along the Canadian River as guards chased him. Herman Van de Bogart fell through the ice and drowned Tobias was captured, but there is no record of what happened.

And that's not good yeah New Amsterdam receive word of Harman's death in February. Sixteen four date in a letter quote sent from the colony of IRAN's air, their Swick by an Indian. The letter said Mr Harman has gotten himself stuck under the ice and drown himself near Fort Oran yea, as people were chasing him to take him prisoner. In the end, he did meet a bad fate, yeah. Yeah, pretty obvious, yet there the lead. Can I gave that part of the idea now the dead? at burying the lede yeah yeah, putting it on display his property, which today would be at forty. Seven second avenue was sold at auction to reimburse the mohawks, because the marks were like. Oh yeah, these guys like money, the burndown are shit, so let's go get it right. They also divvied up the spoils pirated by the Le Gars, at which point were owned by other people.

Okay, so they went to the ship that had taken a bunch of stuff in there like he was so gay we're gonna take stuff from other people and they just took all this other shit. You know it's We have always lived in rational times; it seems crimes, you're no journal of the first trip into The Iroquois nation was lost in piles of records, but it was found in eighteen. Ninety five, when a Scottish born scholar discovered it in Amsterdam among the Van Arend sillier family archives, but he had never put his name on it, so was believed to have been written by Van around sillier agent, but in their own nineteen hundreds historian, a J, F Van Layer, discovered it was the Journal of Harmon Van DEN Bogart and he received credit for being the first person to document the life of the Mohawk Stuyvesant lived out his life on Manhattan, even after the British took over, he established a farm and what is now

well, Greenwich Village. His farmer later become the exact spot of the Stonewall Inn. That's crazy! That's a little cafe! That's what we would call a little a little that would be God working there. His go supposedly has been spotted many times over. The year was Yugoslavia. Has girls supposedly I puts I put supposedly in, but do you don't think it's true. Over the years, walking and thumping is peg leg on the floor of Saint Marks church in the Bowery perfect. What

a fucking insane story. What just happened? It's just bad to be dutch in the sixteen hundreds holy shit. I as if it's a lot to unpack there, you're sitting there like a kid who just did something bad. I think there is a lot of people, those countries that are in about different from the Dutch and the sixteen forties. Now, that's what I think. Georgia, Ohio Alabama. oh, you know things are going good when you can hear are getting made. you ve touched a nerve when the ice VC turning on is like, where we can only or that are to blame.

We'll wait it out. Yet I see so. I dont know what to make of which has happened. Its first it crazy that you could be a hero, and then you lived the life that you were born to lead and then you get killed. Fac I don't know if that is crazy and what you're saying is so true? I do you know we are. I think it like, like the last like couple of weeks, have just been like haymaker after Haymaker of like God, are we going backwards? We are going backwards like yeah, and we had the lake oversight. We had gay marriage, legalised we got we'd, you could take mushrooms in Denver, and then and then you get like the dick kick it I mean, what's have

right now it is so fucking crazy remains too. I haven't heard of it, but I'll google it here. We need to kick their dicks and we need to stop the Supreme Court. and drive them into the ground because because they are in a majority, they stall Supreme Court picks they put fucking a tick. actual assaulters on the Supreme Court. They need to be driven to the fucking. There's no more. Let's play there's no more oh Biden, let's play nice, where these guys it's let's kick their fucking too until they stop crying. That's what I think, no more a more playing nice there playing fuckin nice, their fuckin,

mediaeval mother, fuckers and let's seventy medieval land. That's how I feel it pip hooray and we can do- is make porter ego stayed, make Washington Dc Estate, stack the Supreme Court and then everything and everything they were yeah so do the spiel. I did a lasher, I'm sorry, someone burst into tears, First of all, thank you guys very much for coming out. We appreciate the truly

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