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I have a choice, two dollops right here too we can do this is the first. Does it really is your one dollar? Would you like to do one about a lady or a fella? Let's start with the lady, oh June, thirteen team, seventy three year of our Lord Krzysztof. Watching a Lotta Narcos Mexico a good year. The kind of person I think should be watching stably loved. That episode, of course, we love it come on Chapo, kill somebody alright. Let's remember that. We're doing a show, yeah, yeah, yes, but I am totally we started the other one. I end up rooting for Chapo. That's how that show goes there we go, but now it's and they're making any great grape notes. I don't know I just want to start our show, Alice Stebbins Wells was born in Manhattan, Kansas sure Madame wage share

yeah, it's not great. It's a mixed Broadway, MR I know never mind I'll. Just ask the cabbie. As soon as I hail one we here we are, sir, we don't have a taxi, we don't have any texts. Well, I'm sure that a stranger will just pick me up boy. This city's known for whirlwinds is not look at it. Look at all the it's Times square, where there's a lot of corn, we're known for corn pop player is the Times square which way to Broadway which weighed abroad. So we have a main street through which way to name, and then we have first right. in some way, which means the Cure Street where's the queue and foraged for you and for you and slaves, the idea of trained Camilo and then nothing for security. Huh I want to head to Brooklyn. We don't have train. What's park, slope black, there's no park slope. I think I met the wrong Manhattan. Yes, this is Kansas. Oh my omega art, are slow,

hey weren't or not, that good anyway, we named it the same and it's it gets us a couple of tourists a year like me, yeah and you can't leave okay well same def. Walk through this field. Until I find a person start spending money, okay, great Yankee and watch out. I wouldn't go in the corner because America, the angel, know how Have you not seen children of the current know, show you the Crimean. I know it's or other weird kids. They come out of corn chirp right. What else is there? course gain allocate wasted on you just wasted. I'm sorry, so. Alice's parents make a lot of references to the musical cats that you don't understand. I've got my mistoffelees drops. Just keep God, Damn thing Erin

to treat my coast is hostile remission denied what damage? Yes. Thank you so both allows parents had graduated from Oberlin College, a rarity back then right or time of eighteen. Seventy, they both move too high water, Kansas and her dead started. The town newspaper there, ok, the topic of Daily called him quote. Rather an odd character will hopefully his papers, not the big. It's not, but he's a run with it. I love headlines about me, free yeah, so the high school in Jason, which is about forty five and forty miles away from my office, so she They move there or she boarded there. Whenever and now now, about our childhood, that we know so after graduating. and she went over the college and should be pastors pastor's assistant in nineteen hundred just like you we're going to college

Gotta just be like an assistant to a pastor, baby pastor. It seems like you could be an assistant to a pastor without going to college yeah. I think I mean I I begin I'm not trying to like. You know, I'm sure that Some say: you're shitting on it, yeah yeah Thank you just wanted to. Thank you. Thank you. Your pastors assistant just need to read the one off water bottle: crucifix. I think either one of us know anything about church. I just named a bunch of things that are in church of Jesus. Give me some Jesus juice will you Jesus JUICE, this temple drink Gimme, his blood sweat, is look those books. make up a J blows. That was a good year body. So, but I'm going a little get up on but Jesus Jews. Give me a look. Give me a little that body sutra that blood stop.

I normally eat a little body before I go out and not a blood pound and pastor yeah, I'm just telling you that you want to line your stomach with somebody before you get into the blood pounding right, but you're, scaring people- this is a sermon or sunlight, is that salmon. What is this all baron myself to you? Yes, I need more jewels on this cup. If people are going to believe Christ, blood is in it, you get the job, I went to college Van Wilder of Christianity. I think that this is. I think it might not be whoops worried about. Let's do some blood funnels, Ok, Now I'm I'm going to do a blood stand. So, let's play pong So the doctor, Newell Dwight Hills,

plumet he's shirt in Brooklyn, so she moves to Brooklyn, she's workin for that Dude Brooklyn, Kansas City. I should also like here Oh, my lord, and then she went to the Hartford field. school seminary and she studied old testament, history and criminology. Well, that is amazing to me, like I'm, going to study religion and crime. It's just a classic double major, so she would also fill in for pastors who are on vacation in the northeast section of cruising around. Do you know sure she was the first one hold church services in Maine, okay and She took a job as a pastor of a Perry, Oklahoma Church in nineteen one three. I would Imagine that there is great resistance to a female pastor. You kidding yeah young people, I mean, it's a woman right.

She lies only men talk to an invisible man in this guy. She can't tell me about the large scale of vagina impossible. While she was there, she met and married Frank wells. Ok is now Alan Alice Well Wells, Kay and Frank Safari. he'd come from Wisconsin Go Packer. They had three kids Okay, as a pastor, Alice came to believe women should be cops. Okay, interesting, she would see. She would see cops interacted with women and thought it wasn't. If you can imagine so she feels like like some sort of club. yeah like they're, just like a crew of people who don't let outsiders in and then they just have their own like secret coded language and really are just like a vigilante squad towards people who are not them

get out of here Alice. She thought that women can be more effective than men in certain situations like if women cops when the problem is. You have to pitch this two men, the event in Romania, but do what you're missing is that you have the mind of a woman acting out in your judgment wrong. So if Cobb who went into dance halls or skating rinks picture houses with women more difficult for them to relate to that a woman is when should for sure so the wells for family and up moving LOS Angeles, I can figure out what for, but he had a business opportunity and Alice got. She started campaigning for women to be on the police force. Okay, and across the? U S at this point, suspects were being beaten or worse by cops. If you can imagine like that, was happening back then, and we ve gotten rid of that yes

I do imagine a forest yeah. It really is. I the world we live in now is different. Yes, yes, says we said so a sex her had been badly beaten during an arrest at an l, a barbershop that was also a boarding house sounds like a lot was going on. There is four different things I just I'm In my mind, the idea but a barbershop is also a boarding house. Craig Rise, really the most absurd and think pretty great. It's if you just sleep on the floor, yeah well, yeah. At the end of the day, you have little hair beds, you don't sweep by the end of the day, if you don't sweep you've got what I would call a cushy floor come on getting your hamsters got about a year ago. There are some long girls over here. If anyone likes a real soft Le Blay, yeah so so that was a big deal and Alice thought female cops,

lead to less violence against women who this Again, this is back when everybody agreed that didn't like cops before dragnet. yeah basis before Dragonette before tv movies told us a cop? I heard nobody like. I did I I I guess I've just been king into it recently, but I warn you. Actually do really look at. How many shows are about or emergency workers or Hosp, like the I mean it's just so many shows that our like capture, perfect their teeth, like I'm still on orders like hell on putting an end to our energy intensity. I, as is like a GM seeds and anti. We don't know we don't know what else yeah as prim and they solve? I think it's two percent of crimes is how many they actually solves so law and orders already it'd, be so good. There's a lot order. The editor Ben everyone there likes. I don't know man.

murder happened. We were wrong. Shit! Don't do that, but the show just called let's not even just called- and this John, didn't get them so right. So people don't like cops and out of California. Cities had already they have. women matrons since the eighteen nineties. What does that mean They specialized in the care of female prisoners and work in the city and county prison, so they already knew like. Let's not have dudes around red women who are locked out can be a bad situation so Alice search talking to anyone who will listen and and she's going she's not gone. To the police, he's going to like it pastors people who have a lot of influence in the city,

and everyone's getting on board they're like yeah, that that sounds great. So when her proposal gets to the LOS Angeles City Council, pretty much the whole community supports it and she basically wills the city through activism, to allow for a cop, ok. Well, and this The council enacted the law anywhere to effect in nineteen, ten, ok, so our journey nineteen ten I had a meeting with LOS Angeles mayor, Alex Alexander, whose scottish he's your long, I'm sorry, but he is scottish well charged for a little while what do you want to she asked what way he should do. You ask me a question. She asked to be a cop. To be a police officer yourself. Yes, you think it there

and the boy with the badge and the gun on the button. You think you can have a button, you think, are better quality, yeah, yeah I'll, tell you what your butt off and I off honestly. I think the problem is, you know, been in church in a while she'll look at you go idle hands which they say is the devil's playground. You go in there. Im have a bit of a ceremony eight. I seem to be your call and get your crucifix on. You know have your crucifix, your cruiser fix like you need. It Alright, let me walk you through situations that I'm not going to be around long rape, there's a hostage situation in a barn right to eat. and inside of it, you four bullets. What you question it for or you go to jail journalists, the situation viruses are holding the children onto a bloody blog is holding the bloody they are. Yours are irrelevant, they stay children there's a mind.

he's got two children inside of a barn with behind the horses states, but I hate you. don't notice it jewish! That's all thing. You know everybody vision with diamond got by the eggs. We did. What do you do? Why said the barn on fire? welcome aboard. You are the one so she him she asked made a cop. I this is the mayor right. So the mayor looks at her she's thirty, six, okay, she's five to one hundred and twenty pounds: okay, if you're The country was one point: five meters them air quote: how can you be a police officer, be a police officer. I was like that She said she planning on using physical force and that she didn't actually want to make a rests quote I want to keep People from needing to be arrested.

yet our last job, for we know that position for that. You want to prevent the cops are doing that job while being a cop So I go when I want to be okay, you want it to be You want to protect some extend serve there. That's what is it bloody laughable? I'm sorry, but that says, is so It should kill him the point to kill that reason. Our do so. That doesn't happen. That's why we need more female fundamental issue and understand what it means to be an officer of the law. Geller Annual, you arrest them the Montreal after their day. That's what we do here. Betsy still the mare that more and more young men and women were going to be ok,

two undesirable cafes and other places of amusement. So she's like look young, isn't a little innocent young men and, ladies, are going to bad places. A woman, could often stop that sort of thing where a man would only arouse antagonism. A woman knows better how to deal with situation where girls welfare is concerned. The idea that there is little but really understanding how like it so yeah Did I hear your private related women more trying to you? I'd make sense. Also, the mayor. Oh sorry, the mayor then said no ordinance permitted a woman to be a cop. Then us website the document by like right, thirty Five of allies leading citizens have signed it from bankers to preachers signed it. A petition demanding women, be a police officers and there in the council city councils voted on it in

Los Angeles is exploding in this time, the population a triple between nineteen hundred and ninety night. Ok, and it's now a city of three hundred thousand It's still got an old western vibe sort and there's gambling and prostitution on stuff. sure morals clashing you know and with all those signatures, from city leaders, Mayor Alexander, comes around the idea. I have a lady cop, alright! Well everybody wanted for me. So that, by the way, though, that is nice to hear that public demand is like you, vengefully go like our guy. Well I mean. Maybe if everybody wants a luxury for candidates want to go for a drive dumb, ass petitioner. Yet it's fine! Well, it seems like you, ok, you can be in office, so you're, so tat neither will she do. You know how little you actually are,

do small errands swapped out now he can now we can do the show shit. Nothing now is a male given by the club our corner, so. so later that day, he, the mayor, told a Ella ties times. Reporter quote many young girls and boys are started on evil lives and a woman could easily discover these things where a uniformed policemen could not ok, so she can find can find the evil rights the evil. Well, she's, I mean I get yeah yeah of course. Now The question is whether dog cops before lady cops. Oh, I do dog cops, came in and be interesting to see the idea that there were. May I nailed soldiers were like dogs makes sense. Women are crazy. I made

as they use dogs to do crowd control right years ago. It makes sense that area or may we should look into that from our bloodhounds like there's our smell, There are now beginning to be found among the right. Now is the The police commission then meets a few days later to consider it. And Chief Alex achieve Galloway is worried, so the police chief is Alexander Golly. I think he's also scottish we'll find out. You know he is just good. Actually, we just found out years he's, worried Alice, would take orders from women's clubs, churches and charitable organizations who had signed the petition. So his concern is that it's amazing who the bad guys are well. Unfortunately, you might be influenced by these good natured organizations that can be terrible. Can women take? Do they take over

it's from a man or how does it work and what do they hear what men say stuff do they? What is in my house? You know the wife, alright realized that hey look, we're testing to see if the female mind is capable of absorbing rules and regulations, I'm like hey, don't go buying a new dress today and she comes on a new dress, again: for the dreamily specific to your household, which is not exactly what we're after no I'm a different name, Scotsman on the police chief to be clear, When, when I asked for sexual favors stop take five it's outside of the room Place stop talking for a minute, please! This is about. something that is not pertaining to your household exclusively. This has stopped your mouth open,

as a problem breakaway should not be preparing to have speech. I think outside the room would be the best place for failure that justice recognized where we are- and we will not know, is not about going to find women nor have any sort of sexuality. At Saxon just well. Why would you what way toad it's just around. Why do you look a claim over the window and stand on the ledge for a moment? Okay, you have. It is nice and cold out there and you'll be alone. I think this rate never think of a long think. Are they going to be women down on the ground that I can see? I look what bike five stories up, so I don't think the idea of don't think about women. Here's the deal I like them right, bleeding crazy. It's like our brain. There are different and I sat there. We are a box in I'm from Venus. Well, that's going to stand.

It's a crazy way of putting it. That makes no sense get out the window. You know what I need. who chicken soup for the soul? he was a Futurebook predictor. so so he's worried about that. It's obviously bullshit. He thought there or those women were there to push women's interests and that's why they were getting around the force. It's also amazing, at a time when, like women are so The other heavily are represented here today is a careful they might try to big. Like us, They want to be my wife, fairness The chief want a promise. You wanted a promise that Alice would report to him and followed department rules instead of doing some lady, RO, growled, rogue lady Carro era. The commission is shared, him should be working under him and they approved her. Ok, then they discussed her salary. Oh god

We could give you one brush on patrolmen made one hundred and two dollars a month. Okay, so the chief said she should get seventy five. I mean it's amazing that we have always been like your three quarters of us. Do you understand you're at three quarter verge and everyone agreed that made sense that makes Doda. Obviously that can make the same as a man, three fourths. What we are since then sworn as the end is the first. Im, a cop in LOS Angeles, on September, thirteenth nineteen, ten, some people say she was the first cop, but she wasn't. There were a couple others around the first female cop, yeah. Okay, she wasn't she. She wasn't. we call the police woman, but instead a woman policeman Why? Who gives a fuck? Why, as they in their brains like well, that's a policeman policeman, a policeman, so we get Call the police, woman cuz, if they're all policemen, so

already a newer ago they ever brought. No, where are you considering put you on the fourth pillar? Not we have not been able to figure out the title that makes it What about and hear me out, woman policeman too? say it really good. Is it describes the whole thing, not man cop caution, being a cause, she's being a cop but she's. a man cop, which is The thing lady in force are not a police. Yes, that's a pitch of a name less money less cop three quarter, cop, not man. Hyphenated. I think it's great. It's that's, really good take it out of my head. I could say it again if you asked me to she also would not be allowed to carry a gun like male cops. It feels a little which its like she was fine with based on what she wants to do so. I mean she's, doing

What is difficult but smart, which is sort of like agree to these you like make his concessions, because she still wants, to do the things she wants to. Do she not getting caught up in, like the ego nature. How fucked up that really is Okay, yeah right I made man, carp and I don't get guns great, but think she doesn't want to gun because she made her whole thing is demand to isolate our violent and we don't want that. So she doesn't want the gun. What the hell press asked if she would carry a Billy club and she said she would just rely on being a woman called call a Sally club out there. Then nature gave a woman was a scream and in civilized communities it is invincible. Okay, okay, yeah, so got she's interesting answers, yep, so she's

in a she's, gonna scream like a woman or a woman scream, she has a particular woman scream. The nature the siren gets invented is exactly how it gets invented. although she acknowledged in rural areas as scream, might not cut it. Okay, so quote it would not be bad to know a few bone breaking tricks, okay, so in rural areas, she's getting trained before Well, she she was actually studying jujitsu and kept a hat pin on her head. There we go, which she called quote the best weapon and most to be depended on, while Juju to and a hat pin as factors is like an origin story, is scary person. They're yeah that you with that throws you down add a solar porters court. I will deal chiefly with the proprietors of such places and will see that all laws are obeyed and the places are kept clean in an moral

more all moral police yeah, Essentially I and a more quote, this is serious, it's work and I do hope the newspapers will try not to make fun of it. The times wrote quote, said the little woman yesterday as she left the playstation. Either way there probably not their problem. like that, was a nice way of putting it. She is a little tidy, a little tiny woman and she left at the doll. Lady laughed it. Finally, a cop you can doll woman leaves Baby pop actually woman, just the fact that they printed her yeah and then as it that's, what the little ending insignificant little non man.

So this is national news. The HOLLAND Honolulu Advertiser got down to the important stuff quote. She will not have to don a uniform, nor is it supposed that she will favor a hobble skirt hobbles, so hobble skirts were skirts that were designed. So you couldn't like run or walk very well there. There are likely to shape like almost like a reverse pair, so it's up here and there goes down so your ear let your career lily moves sleeping bag leg I just If there's a if, if there's an item of clothing in part of the description is hobble, they harmful dunes. They should be around. It's called the stumble gown. papers got down to the important stuff. The L Times wrote her police badge quote: pin over heart hid as much

of her little self. As a breastplate would then they're just saying bad Jake's upper chest, L a times cannot stop saying. She's, tiny, tiny woman put the badge on her back and walked away like an aunt who'd found bread cartoonist nationwide drew her, but they a big bony. Muscular woman come they couldn't imagine the ice mall woman by your car. They. What they seem to be unable to do is just like below she's, a woman small nose is a big ogre. Lady is like a person. She says. How could you do our job? Well, she's, not going to be people she's, a big knuckle, dragging weird woman. She looks like she lives in the sky. The troll

The Cleveland Plain dealer wrote that she quote should be properly: chaperoned need a car. We need to put a cap on, we need it. We obviously need a cop so that she just going to walk around and around crazy. What, if someone attacks exactly scream? Yes, we should have a cop who will never attack anyone. Whether yup, exactly You want her to know not a law. Safety enforcer shall feel better like that. Oh yeah, Oliver Cause. Let's go I'll, get my gun out. No, no, no! No, No, no. Why are we going to shoot these people they're shouting at each other and we should kill them? No, we are

beat them with our guns. Now we can, we will drive them and water. We will beat the gil that we're going to defuse the situation, will use a bomb exactly and we would like to few know. Then the defused goes off the mala, we're going to and then I'll shoot into the smoke, we're going to de escalate the tension and make it so people don't go in there and I will shoot everyone with my gun and I'll kill you if you keep talking to me, right. Is that what am I? What is happening com? calm down, let's settle down is what I'm saying settle down: you're, getting a little lady ish, no you're, you're being a lady about it chill out. Why are you shaking me? I'm not shaking anything! I want to talk to you about the plan now. What I think we should do is simply burn them and burn. All of them, and then we can walk away. No, we don't want to go get Haku. We want everyone to go, let's get it

go away at any rate that right, yes, someone heard each other known came able to hurry, don't getting her, they won't you and each other you they will be gone you we will eviscerate them with fire you we will not ask them. Hurting people may not hurting right the gun, it ain't, no me holding the gun hurting. No me hurting the gun with the head. You should shoot the shoot them. Yes, ok, I know for a minute. It sounded like a pushing back, so I'm like maybe you're not fit. For this we'll go in there now and I'll just out this. What I'll do I'll run in there and I'll just shoot everybody right. Then we'll burn it, and let's not do that, any of that okay I'll go in and you're going to get burned and shot. If you go in I'm going to talk to them, what about that they're going to be will the I don't think they should have that heads up, I real Alice and then they're all going to die, we're going to turn them out of the violence, and then everyone will go home. Wait a second, that's great.

Will murder them in their home. That is so much harder to know that we did it this whole time. when I'm talking to you I'm like does she have rocks in her head? No, you are thinking you understand your purpose now and will wait murder them? I was impatient I'm just going to go and give up well. That's not going to necessarily say that you don't get hurt so The service, the San Francisco Chronicle's headline, was quote skirts among police. This may come next. wasn't. It was handed skirts everyone's handling, a very well yeah, everyone's rational, the in Richmond the Times dispatch reported their police chief said quote when I was a youngster, the women used to stay at home and mind the babies, and there was always quite a big crop of babies in those days miss

The wells will soon get tired of twaddle. With that stick of hers. and should run into a proposition one of these nights that will take all the car? out of her Marshall waves. so he hid him like ready to do that, I love the. I love the argument that things used to be different is like in any way viable to anything especially in this country. Well, you know what we used to do. It's like yeah. No, we do and we're adjusting where we know used to do right, we're trying not to do that. We used to own when my when I was a boy we owned people. It's a lot harder now you should go back to that way. For me Day. She went to Galloway's office to get her badge now, his was recovered in pin up girl posters he's the chief he's scottish

and he's an Ex railroad superintendent with zero police experience. The job of those names raining when you know train I, my scottish as you the badge on now ass. He told her quote sorry to offer a woman so plain and insignia of office. I think he's saying it's just a star: it's not like a flashy. Alright, he's approach, yeah right, exactly right, yeah! Well, there's always complex as your brochures that you often where I'm assuming no diagnosis a botch. This is not to say that this is not meant to tie the outfit together. You understand yeah, okay, okay, thanks I know that, but we do have a kroner to sip. Ok, yeah! I don't wanna go without that. Lady stuff! Is u T our area of authority, our regime and then, after that he said once he had quote

lot of Amazon's. He would ask the police mission to design a star edged with lace ruffles way, so he says once he had a squad of really big amazonian women, then he would ask the commission to design a star with Dave. I right that there a time where that shorthand was so. I know what you mean, of course. Finally, he tapped at all quote, wanted this job. And apparently you know what you want to do will go ahead and do it so he's. it is. Not his hands are he's not a great, not It is not an idea that my leave me alone, I'm going to be in my office masturbating for the remainder of the average male pin ups. She was given a telephone box key rights of the colicky

So the people don't know these to be boxes, although the place- and you would go over open it up if you're a cop, I, like you, think I'm new any of them and We call ended whatever that's how so there were no walk like it's me, I'm an officer downtown over oh she's got a book of rules and a first aid book. No plans giver, give her uniform, okay, Other cops didn't know what to do around her, she poached her sergeant and he was in shirtsleeves, which is bad form around woman. At that time, you're not supposed to be in shirt sleeves my lord. He leaped up put on code saying quote: either you'll have to get used to this. Where we will

that's kind of the idea, pretty much yup. That's where we're at how this is going to work. I guess we're going to have to check, but he's saying he's saying that at a way of like Bing World something's going to have to change, and that just seems crazy You know when I was a boy you weren't allowed to talk to me, yet you will not look in the eyes of their making babies in the when the how okay well yeah, so because those who are able to jog on ok thing. I really, while your here yeah dude, always sound like it's very I'm, going to put a jacket on at the office is very weird yeah. Well, I just think I guess because you're here right, but you normally would just have an sure I shared my my arms would be bear just out. Ok, either ways for sort of like whatever it's not not either way it's one way. I can see my arms, you can see my arms are going to make babies out. I mean I saw your arm.

So I'm good! Are we no doing this? No, no! Absolutely! Not no I'll, be I saw your arms I'll be album. How'd you comes to. I don't, like you hearing, you said, saying Is that okay? Well, I won't tell anyone that I saw them. and just so you know, even if I did see them it, it's not that So it is certainly your brain now burden there. It isn't I saw you naked. I don't like If we're going there and doing that in my head, please don't tell me you're doing that and please don't do that. I do it to Jeff. Also well, that's great to everybody I say: well, then I guess you should do it. Maybe I shouldn't be a cop now that I think about it. I mean I don't know you well, so I don't want to weigh in on that, but I I guess it's because when I was giving a speech as a kid, my picture them all naked, so you don't get nervous. Do it all the time? Okay, great, that's great and that's great to know, and you know

that I don't do that sort of stuff, but for, if that's what you need to do, that's great and I so- and I think you look good in the jacket, so I don't think we need to worry about anything Murray, okay here putting them in my arms huh. I am thinking about my arms right now, okay, but that's still, you saw him as you're under the jacket there naked yeah, okay, I I have to not be here there's somewhere else. I have to be thanked. So thank you, don't think I'm they got to the point where you're, not here, I I'm is as much as this isn't a great situation. I do feel like some progress was made Well, I feel like well, I guess I have a different red on the moment than you do, but ok well way. Welcome to the force. Thank you really great to hear someone say that it's been awhile and nobody's even when Cyprus, so long just now, but there it is okay. I take care.

Oh, my God is arms. Still There was no office for her, so the They set her up in a spare courtroom. She would have to leave a judge needed it She was me, I'm gonna have a trial. Now, that's a great burden It was full of shelves with files and had rats running around, so they they put her on the red storage. Should a rat court given Iraq or not a clear easy trials, Ladys like Grandcourt Day are p just didn't wanna handler once she jumped on a street car, so they cops. Could rights Rick? as for free right, he jumped a screenshot car and showed her police star, which was number one o five to get. Israel, free ride and the conductor got furious hidden believe she was a cop. Well that air for taking your husband's back yeah yeah. I know it. Yours, there's no way

wow, I'm not only going to not be a woman cop. I also don't read the papers how yeah this was just going to say. How do you not know People now are you talked him. I've learned our climate change by the way be honest, do you envy them in some way? One hundred percent? I was talking to someone over the weekend who doesn't was telling me how they don't really think about it. I was like God, I just just re NV sounds gray, Total NB really look bad, whatever really Scientists are crazy, Snowden Minneapolis. So he makes her get off the street car and after that she went and got a new star with policewoman engraved on it and number want. You took your wife's badge get out on August, for she was outside a theatre on main street when a forty five year old man, Thomas Gibbons winked at her

He walked over and asked him if he winked at her and he said he'd like to buy her a drink and winked again, nothing like double wink the drink. Wait. She said, okay and then let him several blocks to the If they're going to have a drink Turn out to be the central police station, this serves who's? She told the sergeant the book. Em no bail, for disturbing the peace loud so she's, a fucking cop right. But so now so now a cop, but doesn't she have to like lay? Doesn't you have to put a beat down in some way. it doesn't have a levelling link. I mean

It's not that it's wrong, it's not illegal women aren't waking up men and it's not, but it's also like she's like I want some respect and I'm not getting it so I'll make an example of it discusses the cop mentality. Is you don't get to arrest that guy? He did a thing. I also I like leading him to the drink. I was like wow I could ever have a gin. Martini is a gaffer. What are you going to bed? I dunno? Maybe it is who knows the moderators of the average grade so well snacks on the bar. We could have subjects fix, so the guy is a father he's married well and then he admitted he winged, but he said he had a nervous condition that made his eyelashes I wiggle Titus. I should say you know he is booked and they they do it. Also. This is in court. Ryan is in Rat court It tells him he has a nervous condition that made his eyelashes twitch. I have I lash medical, my doctor.

Oh man, I have- I have what's known as worse. Worst excuse, Itis guy that learns not guilty all day, not a metab, that I have that the judge will Alice asking if he winked was ambiguous and let him go. I feel he's not right. Just try to find the guy clearly winked yeah, but it's day the judges think that judges same like what he could you forget it I mean for you, don't fucking, do the judges just like we will wink at you. So the rest brings returns of attention nation, the United, the winking it. Oh yeah server that guy the Atlantic Constitution quote when you wicked women use a lot of caution. So that's that's. if you want to be on a wink hill, a Jimmy I'm going to show you guys at a cautiously wink. Okay, we're going to do what's called a drive by winking we're going to drive.

I went nice and cautious, that's right, like so thou, and only when all you do. You know what I like to do. This is a great what I do. The blink, oh yeah, so both eyes boat dies, but if I like, I turn my head a little, so she can't see the blank so I'll. That looks like a wig to you right now. It looks like you have a good condition great. I have a condition to regally, I'm clear, yeah, yeah yeah. We ever do that. Do you ever do there's something in my eye. That's another good one, the wink and then, if they look pissed, you go. Oh my god there's a bug in there you ever you ever ink and lips. At the same time, Thank you, like you, gonna, be careful. I wouldn't do that anymore. I shall now seeing you do it. I pray will never do it. Never good nods, lotta hard, it's hard to see, looks like a sea, an enemy coming out of a dead man. Ok, doubts for you great So yes, oh, it's its nation wide, like people are like,

This is crazy. Woman arrests are gathering in me Oregon day. Daily Journal quote Mr Gibbons winks at woman police. Put by the way this. alright! I'm really! Really! I do. Really sorry, I do have a if you like she's really is too. We can pretend dangling Mr Way agree. You come out and doctors, but after this the departed began a campaign against public flirts? Ok, see that's what I mean a little bit. It's like it does speak to an issue. It is an issue I guess, but it's not something you prosecute. Okay, I'm not I'm not like. I don't disagree, but it is like that famous handling at all. Well, yes, I them back I'm area The days so they higher and interactive woman named Faye Evans to walk the streets and three enclosed, Knobs Way, follower and

arrest the man who flirted with her and they quickly arrested nine men. I mean, oh, my god, for learning, hey baby. That's generally, what I do yeah Florida with that lady there you can flair, whether by the way, the cops on their like and if any of the guys flow with you which again like how could they it's is so pretty, but if any of them are kind of giving you that creep vibe, you know they can handle me know if any of 'em up video game. I just rub your child. Is you to rub your hair? I'm going to rub your family talk you through. What's going to happen, yeah, so they arrest nine guys. People are not happy about. What are you in for me? I said I load to a woman, the wife of one of the arrested men, Evans and started beating her up with an umbrella LAO wow like a cartoon. How dare you, the department, then fired Evans and killed operation? Bad flirting?

These people are just like it. This is crazy. Yeah I've been men. the headspace publicly of Cannae, say hello to her eyes, in November Lanai. Please have change then my hand put it on the counter. Don't look at me in the eyes. I know I'm irresistible in November Lily Maud Alan disappeared in London, ok, some people thought she'd, been kidnapped by a cult. Three months later, Lily popped up at Ellis Island where she was detained by immigration. She managed to get away once again she disappeared some. Workers said they had seen her being escorted off by surly people in blue uniforms. And they had silver lettering on their caps, with the words pillar of fire

What? What do you want from me? What the fuck? I introduced you to Colombo, and now I've started the episode credits. on February? Fourth, nineteen eleven, now police chiefs of the police chief- that we had before Galloway the Scotch guys out at the sea difficult to retire because he had no, experience. That's why? Actually, I do up doing it anyway, a godless job, because I wanted an office when I could put attractive women on our wagon. The office of my own pay or out of twelve years sitting Majority Prairie Office. It's caused, but I understood that woman was on the police force it just made. It seem so strange to spend my after they do not have a works when choosing So with a heavy heart that I must leave. This job has meant so much to me again, I'm not really sure if I've done much but I do as I why, in that office, I'd either

best police chief, ever those girls. David pinned to the wall. They just stick because of a level of wine cake about vanishing them at the most times are the. Why guenever anyone guerrillas was a dark day. works out day and asking a lot of good men. Potentially zoning seamen, That makes an opponent conference absolutely never opened up to question, sir. No, they will all be about wagging anyway. question about wagging all right, I'll, open it up to other questions there are about the pin ups question about how, why I would like nothing. It was July two, while I've got that one right here, if you'd like to look that

for the watch spray. Is everyone so bloody glad yeah? so the new police chief, Charles Sebastian gets a message from the Denver police chief and he said Lily Allen is traveling under an Alias Ruth Allen and drafting and the pillar of fire had been founded, they're in Denver ten years before, and so are connections and the chief said he thought Lily had gone to LOS Angeles. What is the pillar of fire? just at work and get the fast pillar fire bent and allay farewell. A pillar of fire was first called when it was established in Denver. The burning Bush movement started by a woman named Alma Birdwell White she's, forty eight she's tall heavy had gray hair. and she was in Denver and some men

This ministers scolded her and told her women belonged in the home, so she decided to start our own church, okay and catches on and her followers were called the Holy jumpers and they, and they convulsed and do this while standing on street corners in uniforms, snoring, religious stuff, I'm waiting for thanks, strange one. labour said they were quote opposed to dancing drinking smoking, theatre, going divorce card playing novel reading, pretty close Christmas trees, taxicabs joy rides hobble, skirts, peach basket, hats, poodle dog. Why such so potent oars? Ladies straight front, corsets its artificial teeth, make believe hips, aunt iris season. This make believe. That's not fake, make believe imagining. I have hips Epilady

and highly seasoned mince pie. Oh my god, that's a little too much seasoning! God will not like that. So they are religious. Yeah, they're, religious and they basically believe in just laying down and drinking water yeah. They have a list of stuff. You can't do and it's everything. Okay sounds great, all these things I kidnapping, is cool. Yes, all these things are considered the devil's work to them. So the burning Bush moves to one thousand nine hundred and four in White said Just a christian revival group. They just wanted to reintroduce method methodism to people. And they're very loud sure they set up at three fifteen south of and from the building people heard shouting and shrieking, and moaning and wailing yeah

and allowed drum would bang all time so people living nearby or like this is fun. I sat an audition because it's gone on twenty four seven right. I make this ass the start of my so the cops but then no one wants to file a complaint. Okay, so cops can't do anything. Why now they're just fear scared of bread. They moved into a revival tent outside of the banking district, where the noise continued, but then hundreds of locals are like what what is this? It's interesting, I'm going to start, how to check it out, I see people shaking and crying and bang on their hands vertical on benches until they were red cause God was possessing them hit the bench God wants people to bang, everyone has that badge now scream and fall down and fake a seizure God wanted to Jesus came out from

the two men, said tat benches. Everyone involved, says: alike, bacon, cracks current religion, The L Times wrote that White was using some sort of mass hypnosis, sure and rumors start about people burning, their most prized possessions in bonfires and human sacrifices. Okay in another district attorney. That's a good laugh, let's put all of our favorite things in there and then we'll burn Joan, okay and their bubble light all our favorite stuff on fire and Jonah go in it. Okay, this is God's plan. I like it, I'm joan- and I want to be in the fire going to miss these books by John at some point Why? I don't know what this is her thing, but she splits off from burning Bush and starts a separate one: she's affair, pillar of fire, ok

which she's in complete control of so I guess she started. I think the first one she had like a group that help run it right now, she's like no I got to. I got to be the one price so My word is final. She asked people are like It is no good and tell their spirit is broken. so the way whose terrible and like I do feel bad for wars as days. How apparent break spirit, gum shoes. She did not allow medicine or doctors only prayers. Okay, that'll get rid of your cancer. Also you had to give it all up had to give up everything you owned to join K. That's tough! quote: there's only one way to join us. That is to turn in all your money and live with us, and people did

they'd, given up their life savings, putting all the money, bitters where's, the equity, gallon, etc, is what's known as a what a what a? What? Where are you? bring it got, hold a got hall, ok that we have in the back into its safe, ok, but it's in my Ben room. Ok, see a room has the God who were all this stuff and yet just put all the money on there were get money. We so they go into. God holds it and then all the money goes into got home. Ok, which is a safe, that's Mackay and that's just a hole where that all goes to be done. It tells us for God, God its putting it near the devil. Those it's all God! It's how we show, God that we love him when you're tipping God. They give everything that we have to I saved the God save and he takes the money. I just never know he doesn't take. It stays there and then you know if it needs to be used. God

how to use. I need thirty dollars, please I'm going to that be exactly. So imagine a nine, so awkward good, have twenty five dollars to get some shrimp and heaven? a night. You know like white, had taken a trip to London and their lily model and went to a revival and she heard white preaching quote. I knew it was the right thing for me now our father forbade her from joining, but she hopes on a ship and heads firm. And he uses, connections and told him he looks she's she's seventeen and she has tuberculosis out so they're looking for okay, and by nineteen, ten pillar of fire had twenty thousand members and obviously a shit load of money because of twenty thousand members have given up their life savings. Yes, a lot in the ghetto,

the police chief knew they wouldn't get any results by just demanding to see lily. He thought you know that, to get someone in on the inside and he thought, while ours is perfect rights under. in she loves she's like let's do this, and actually the court was listed in the city directory and hello. Yes, where the count, the carriage the gutter seas for cults. Hello Yes, we but only money to God. Oh that's, right now, you're possessions. That is so. It turn at the headquarters are in south central and she is a five minute walk from Alice's house. So it's all right, I'm undercover! It's close to home. You don't want undercover close to your home and she's. You know what I mean she's going to leave her yeah. I dunno he had kids. I doubt these are. I found them, I'm going to put them. I want to sell them and they give you the money, yes

and she goes to the house on a Saturday, and so the house is surrounded by tons of of like hedges and plants. So you can see in the property once been a farm Do chicken coops around in a window a bird down right after they bought the land final it on the door and then when someone opens it and she can hear women chanting, sure great sign, I think I'm in the right spot. As this is my my place, I would area it tells doesn't she's looking for the truth and wanted to join she has to learn even more about the pillar of fire. By the way is there an easier like the easiest? Undercover, that's exactly in line with what we do. That's how we do it good air, so. she's brought in and she's taken. It is dark room all the way is it covered by curtains except there's, one spot where light shines in

with chair and the tiles to sit right. There shit your light chair. You do so the cult members who live there. All common the whole room fills up and they start King hymns, which had been written by white. so she wrote. Oliver on these are very good days are really good. What about and about share about shiver criminals who put the jam and measurement lamenting now let's go, Jesus is so. like soon I shall be blood washed, soon be blood washed, and that'll be fun to also the sole it's the cry of the soul I ported an asshole.

Your money goes and fixes you his vow yeah, so go on in an hour. I get twenty dollars from God's home. Yes, God sorry I was saying along a real. It's one of those where you're gonna have some through the waters, some throw the flood some throw the fire, but all through the blood, there's a lot of blood sta later, but still lot of blood. Later it's five after he may talk, so you and she can to them that she's ready to might right. then I don't know

but she's there like all day and night, so she's one point walking around she's going to a different rooms. Looking for Lily Alan's can't find her while she is like a real, condensed, Donnie brought. It really is that all happening there and that it really do it I'll, have it and want to have a crazy she was but beds for she was, but it's like it. It's like a tv movie rights. Are we to get through this aggregate she gets. I did go by the way there a japanese Columbo. In general. They made a japanese Colombo and he walks around in the Colombo outfit with messed up. Hair is so fucking great okay. When did they make it? I just saw like a little little snippet of it. I was like I have to find this and it's hugely popular like they fucking. Does he do that like and here's one more thing: yeah all that yeah, okay,

so the jumper start to trust Alice on it's four thirty, its worth by the end of the night. I think it's like midnight you talk to one of them into telling her we're Lily was wow. This she's not trying to tell anything but you've been here so long. It was done so close. it turns out. Lily was on their eighty one acre compound. That was full of sad little buildings in New Jersey, that's where Lily was. She was washing dishes and scrubbing floors. The dark times quote they give the impression of being places to discipline people in right. I apologise. I mean it's exactly science. Ecology. I I worked at a studio here in. used to be a local news station in solar like and while we were there. We were doing talking then in this, anthologies bought it. So we had like we.

Finishing out the season, but there were dudes walking around and khakis and blue pants and you would walk by and they would just be down scrubbing a great with a toothbrush right. It'd be like oh cool man, see yeah It's your sponges So I was after the night she leaves, and she tells the chief She knows where Lily is, and they got word to the New Jersey, police and Lily's father, so she fucking did it. Since I am a day in a day, the press now suddenly show her respect the law. Sanctions on Iraq should be women, that's right, it's Harold cheered for her finding a missing person quote for whom sluice of two continents had searched papers all countries celebrating our work, the St Joseph NEWS press interviewed her and she said her beat was around the moving picture, shows cheap theaters, dance halls and, This is where certain classes of young women are apt to spend their time so, in other words

after doing undercover work for this real, weird church everyone's, like bet, the person who is under cover their light. Where are you normally here? What are you doing it? Where are you normally judge about you, policing now now we're registered? Also, it's like the revealing to this call like issues and here's your she is. It's really crazy. so she was in all those places to make sure things were orderly and the girls were behaving it's different, that's a tough one. This is a different spin on what we've been told. Right quote: the very young and the beginners. I make every effort to influence away from the resorts. Research means the places refuge us right She also said she went into the dressing rooms of women at lesser theaters and tried to gain their confidence. Then in the following: a better life so she's

A morality, cop, right and and she's, and she is elevating it a little bit now- but she's got like you know: she's got somewhere that will listen to her. This explains why? All of the past errors and women's Pay Surround board were their rise. This is about policing, Yeah round, like you shouldn't, be doing that right. That's what she's doing right right. She's, a christian coffee's occurs so it really. It really sounds like she spent a lot of time keeping girls away from possible, getting sex or getting what touched, but imagine they like changing, nay, hey Sorry girl, you know you're a fact. We don't deal God, sorry, Jake what you do on the outside. I do. I know you're in the rest of you know my guy

young girls are swept down by this maelstrom of inequity, which is set before them in a form of riotous pleasure. Yes, she's the frontal easy, even she's, a fucking she's the firstly, Campanella and she's, the fun police Just let him get fingered right day. If that's not the slogan of the show, she said the work was dignified and part of applied. Christianity in the IRA and larger mother. It's so open so open. That's all she's! That's why? they all were like yeah. Let's have her. They, they weren't thinking anything other than this right. That's how it is a message right, she's, been the whole time. I sure no minors were admitted to picture shows without being accompanied by a parent or legal guardian. Thank fuck, you I mean I saw was, I said,

person with cyanide fever got into alone alarm in North Dallas, forty, my dad would be like anything to see my dad be like okay, yeah then like halfway through there's a lot of sex that you remember We used to go to a movie with like you're, like I think I may have mentioned this, but my mother read that the crying game, and neither one us knew what it was yeah there's a scene like. I also watched Carol with my mother and there's just like really like, like pretty strong sex. Spacex senior. Like so, and did you did you say that you were ahead? You got more evaporated milk, okay, yeah great great great. She also made sure any objectionable pictures were cut out of the movies so she's. Police agencies like the fighting removed. Fortunately, Lily's father had been lying

so Lily it turns out was not seventeen. She was twenty six. and she did not I'm tuberculosis, so they couldn't remove legs p b, a jet. They could remove from a goal because she's, an adult right Two years later, she was seen in Washington DC as a pillar of faith missionary where she supported White's announcement of the second coming of Jesus. So she was fully. she would be raised I move is allowed to be yes, yeah so of ever chief Sebastian requested additional police women because it was going so well. Ok, Probably the highest compliment he could give Alice. The police commission approved it and by the end of nineteen twelve, the LAPD had for women cops altogether and are they all is the same shit? It's the same enforcement yeah. It's just christian Christianity run amok. We just can't have nice think no, like that.

The best thing is to go, gave a little fucking sex when you're that, like invent the kids grow and explore their fuckin bodies, we ve been trying to in this country. I mean we ve been trying to stop people just pursuing like human pleasure. Does that's all we do it's all. We did it's so Sebastian, also told other departments, across the country to hire women. So now this spreads quote the natural protection. instinct of women makes her advent in the field actual, so their literally it in Leeds suit cops all over the female cops. All the country to produce is their Christian. Cops in eighteen thirteen Sebastian went to DC to the chief of police convention and made a strong case for them to hire women. He said crime was down and policewoman made more arrests and policemen Alice also hit the road for seven months, starting in September, one thousand nine hundred and twelve. She gave one hundred and thirty six lectures and support of hiring police women. The react

press and local leaders was mostly positive and the only reason that happens is because it's Christian, rang, ripe, it's just her being a cop than the no. No, no, you, your brain can handle expand praising there, in Seattle, Baltimore Fargo, North Forks, Rochester and twenty other cities and now I they even raise the women's pay to be equal to men. How I mean target but right, he really is. I mean chair. It really is australian fans. Well, I didn't want to do this drivers along cause, I'm the guy, it's about a copper, lobbying by hours, the LAPD created a policy that women could only he questioned by female police officers. Okay! Well, that's good! Yeah! That's a good thing right there, I'm so then what is she doing with it right? On the other side right, was a few more years LOS Angeles made pay for policemen and police women in uniform, sending Alice Home month

through the same one hundred and twenty dollars as her male peers, Alice started wearing a police uniform her, the chief signed it. It was khaki like the rest of the department in the summer summer, clothes for capture a was written on her color and a military trim coat with a long pleated skirt wow. I was apartments, official historian and nineteen. Thirty four and set up a l, a cop museum in Highland Park, which I been to really yeah I think OP, said their history. While we filmed we filmed something for Marin there, but they have like the from the Hollywood shootout. They have like the cold stuff. She was with the LAPD until she retired in nineteen. Forty Charles died in nineteen. Fifty seven, her funeral had a ten woman, honor Guard and then white. That's still go The pillars of seriously is still around

and she wrote the hymns it's. How can you say I never said about Scientology? Take it I mean, did you get? diligence of distance and time. Okay, maybe you can like yeah. It was a long time ago. Things were different back, then men were parting seas back then, but like cause, I think, like religion conceived in the forties you like that we are sure we live in space. Really it's. There yeah they're still around and they since themselves from her the beginning, a little bit sure now but they're you know they're, they are doing their thing good. Well, I'm glad they're. Still that's right. You know you you're kind of looking for, like the the good they could. its moral ending of this and there in still around in the fire International, a is christian denomination this other had girls in their place in Jersey, so yeah

and this sort of just kind of eventually, just open to allowing women to be police officers. I mean basically You can make the argument that the only way they could get on the forest was by being Christians, and I think that reactors yeah for sure but It's just all yeah I mean you know it's like I it is. I mean some extent it like speaks to the problem. We find today, which is that you know, if you just the cops every situation it seems like they escalate, so This is sort of speaking till I now, let's Vienna, how do you find diffuser, but again the american version of the diffuser. So of course it's just like and the diffuser will fill their head with Christianity. Like you idea, that's all we can of That is why we can't nice things. Oh she she actually white. She like after this

She getting involved the clue class clan like he's like yeah. She went terrible in another episode. Cherisher share funny. Whenever I get in a cock, as I started doing this, and I have really ones- and I was like This is exactly what happens now I was. I was doing this episode of reason and then I get to this part with the call that, unlike guardian famine, it's gonna go to travellers stationed because that's what they always do, but then a woman's running I was a girl gray. No charm was stationed literally every run by a dude is about molesting kids there's a woman running. It is an interesting story that amazing. It does seem like most calls. Are there to sexually satisfy the person who the cigar in some? Yes, nobody facts, but me, God, just told me one was just about power for her right. Finally, refreshing Matt

our cities, cool site that I found truly adventure. Don't you they do they just do stories like this yeah Britannica Encyclopedia a girl and America comes alive and then a bunch of papers, the Times Honolulu Advertiser flowing news, etc? Yeah, that's! It at Sadler's wells first cop for slated company law. Here we did it. Finally, finally,

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