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April, tenth nineteen fifty two year of our Lord Hazel Cristoforo number one Frederick oops sorry Stephen Frederic Seagal was born in Lansing Michigan. What's his name Stephen Frederic Seagal? Is it Steven Seagal and you're just mispronouncing it Stephen fry Vs Siegel? If this is the Steven Seagal listen to me- and this is the Steven Seagal episode and You'Re- trying to throw me off the scent so that I'll be called stupid on twitter by. Rangers, not gonna work. Steven Seagal got it. He was born in Lansing Michigan. His mother Patricia was a medical technician. His father Samuel was a high school math teacher is pretty Parents were russian jewish immigrants. Okay and Stephen was a frail child. He suffered from asthma.

And his mom would later say that he was a quote puny child. What a nice thing to say! It's very good way! It's what you want to hear. It was purely small it would little baby long lungs. The weakest was it weak baby with little weak baby. Along pick them up, I break him. All the time would put them on the table and flick in between the Papas I hands, which are spread like field goal, a future wife said he had always been bullied as a child. Now he has come through a portal, I'm your future. Why. that happens. Sometimes it's me. I knew I might be your wife from the future, so he had three siblings. he was five. They moved out West of Fullerton, California, Butte, full alert and

if you ve not been good Lord, I mean so gorgeous. At the age of seven Stephen fell in love with martial arts. He dude shut the fuck up what she she you don't know. What's going on, you I mean are we are Dave? Are we in the dojo Dave, I might have to take a piss break already, I'm going to pee my pants, he or we all by God. And training with whom you D amour, tomorrow was a one, an instructor who came from Japan. He worked a bit in show business, most, notably in the karate kid movies, as the stunt double to Pat Morita. I am, I might need up

heartbreak. He chain each member Reda. Mr me I gave Mister Miyagi a basement. Mr Maga was based on a demurrer, so big, big guy and mark So that's who was training so young Steven got I'm not training, obviously, and as he grew up, he spent his time doing. Martial arts and listening to rock music, Nay said track. Before talking about my guy as he began a Kido training at seventeen. Steven Segal decided he needed to go all in on his training. By going to Japan. Nice, so they eighteen years old laughing, goes to Japan. It's the early seventies, his trip to Japan, longer successful, japanese teacher, generally except westerners, especially not Americans, because they don't think they're the discipline right

Most Americans also just went to Japan opening to learn enough to move to go back and open their own dojo. That does not sound like America that at all. People know we normally are the ones who put in the time and effort yeah and then, if we benefit from it, Sure, I guess maybe, but that's never er- that er thing is not. We want to learn benefit it's no! It's why we have the biggest brains in the world and why yeah we, we bleed democracy yeah and we just want to work culture, people, one hundred percent. Think of our export Its energy by the Bell- yes,. Those are we have other two too big. Oh, it's a Stephen! Wasn't that he wanted to go there and learn, and he went any train for eight hours a day for two years want to Stephen stories from his time there.

He said he wanted to learn from a sword master at one point, and so they went to them a story with a sword. Master was, but he wouldn't meet with Steven and Stephen came every day for a year And then the swordmasters club, sword master said there was no room for for students, but they had room for a dog if he wanted to be a dog and Stephen knew. This was a Zen riddle and he crouched low on all fours and walked like a dog inside the monastery, and then his teaching began. Is that true? I absolutely cannot be. This is something Stephen said, I don't believe it for a fucking. Second, that is also not a riddle.

So yeah, it's not a riddle and also what, if it wasn't like something there in the book there like it's, this guy's just going to be our dog like forty two years, you can't believe what just eating kid but having to shit outside. really let my training started through. Like we just said, we need the dog, there's no training, we told you you're just the dog here now. I thought it was a riddle. Do you not riddle is no not Look, I don't know what to tell you. That's why we shame you when you get hard ons and if we fight we blame it on you you're the dog here. So you later said to the New York Times quote: you have to understand: the way to enlightenment, is through deprivation, they create environment, where you're not getting any approval for all the work you're putting in you're, not getting any sleep or lover attention you getting your butt kick and you're up before anyone fixing, meals and cleaning, and then one day a teacher says yeah, you ve done a good job

Let us start teaching you, despite knowing this Stephen Blue at during a lesson when he replied. Yes, I know sword master believed he was saying he knew the lesson and asked him to leave the monastery was I. This is something this is just one of the things you hear you yeah that never happened. He didn't. Spend years cleaning and ensure for people and then one day like you can train now, that's not a thing than I mean, I'm not even saying that it. It didn't happen, but I will say that if someone is going to say that it stuff like this, they're probably are from California. Originally

you know what I mean when you like now, and I mean I've met normal people have grown up here, but for the most part like when people like I'm from here originally I'm like you're, just to me a red walking red flag until you unveil it. herself as a human. The ESA grew up in L, a how old you when first hedge it's nine. So Well, he he goes back to California and he meets I'm a dog Dan went to dog school. I'm your job now room. Let me sleep at the feet of your bed. Father. so he meets me, Arco, Fuji Tommy and they made it ally, acts and she said he looked quote like a japanese ghost in one of those hawaiian shirts, the really bright ones. Thank you. Thank you. So much your your standard japanese hawaiian shirt. I but he's like I've, read the book of pickup lines. I knew she was hitting on me.

Go. She says I'm in the same riddle book that I read there's also in the back half there's japanese pickup lines where they say you look like Don HO. The japanese ghost yeah. I mean if a lady, a japanese lady, wants you she's, like hey man, you look like a ghost on vacation. That's just one of her. Look like you look like you look like a dead jap, Please tourist set up want to drive me home. I wish good, but I'm a dog

as I kid I still am living as a dog right now asked me if asked me. If I can drive you home can. Can you drive me home boo, boo size, thirty years in a monastery, so oh Boop Boop, and what did they add? Did they? What did they teach you the monastery where you were talking before this? So now, I'm I'm not. I went into my training I the best. The best part, is how Larry got background. Your dog was like there's some bullshit happening here. Sorry dude. so they therein to each other right who wouldn't be attacked a great She right she's a second degree black belt

when the daughter of and I keep em ass and I'm a third degree jog. yeah. I have agreed laboratory, I'm now a lab So so they fall love and when she decides to return returned to Osaka Stephen follows her. I get married in Japan. RO, a robot, a barrier They have a son, they have a daughter. He learns japanese jog to we have a son and a dog to her, and still living as a dog babe. He and disciple of an Akita headmaster, which happened to be heard, dad so He also said at this point: it became a shinto priest, I looked at up and it would take a year any that to live on the site. So that didn't happen.

Interesting Stephen said his head: a cute o master, sent him to the north of Japan to open a dough Joe and teach their their ways. So mostly so far, it's the things that Stephen are saying are like he's: the is a prodigy yes, and then that is buffering up against some reality that year, flag, yeah yeah for sure, so he gets into bear. He said he was the first Wessner to have a dough Joe in Japan cloaked My first two years, people from your rich hood to the marshal community were constantly trying to kick my butt or burn down my dog, Joe or discredit and shame me and then I established the reputation and nobody wants to try anything. Stephen sets

some of the people. He thought were the accuser for how to sell okay and size yet so so he, okay, so just to be clear again Stephen opened a Doge and imagine town which is in the north part of a large parliamentary and and there and their people we're trying to burn. the dough Joe? Will the dough Joe Vienna money with him in many different way again, is now a walking dog and talking to yes, and he led through respect enough to the point where people like hey hold on a second, this guy's actually pretty cool when Jeff once he stops barking at you and among the hearts that he changed were that of some of the most dangerous and elite and assassins and criminals and criminals known to society better. So he changed the

the heartless actions of coups that they were like look. We tried to fight him, but this guy's just to us, that's our Stephen Diver trying to do what we tried to do Never before has anyone ever been able to melt the heart of yakuza, but you've done it. With Steven you dog man, you dog boy, your career, what a bone there you go, look at it, get out your back legs, put it on his nose. Wait, wait, wait, flipping good boy. In truth, the dough Jos owned by his mother in law managed by Morocco as far as fighting as far as fighting criminals. Morocco said quote, it is a lie. He wants chased a few drugs away from the don't you get it we're yakuza. We don't according to you at this, is to guys you're just have their dicks out of their parents have led to go away. My wife, you gotta, put

more you coups it a night there's. So many of them. Everyone who hates me is yakuza. As far as the black belt, he earned. She said the judge was infamous for his laziness quote: he fell asleep during Stevens presentation. The judge just gave him the black belt wherever a blackmail, but I'm junk. So he. he wants to return to the? U S to get in the movies. That's what he's been about this whole time. So is there any inkling that he should other than having the me? I d guy train him. I can just sort of like a, I think, I think that he he and nothing either way, not that not that most actors have fabulous. Plans are right right, not that bad, that deciding Act is like a you know, like the end to a fruitful plot.

I mean look, martial arts. Isn't it's not just fighting lifestyle, it's a belief system. It's like it's, it didn't just train your bike. train your mind also, like it's whole thing, and I think that I do going over his history, I MIKE what he thought it would be. Awesome have an incredible backstory. And then come back to the? U S with this backstory like that's how it right fields happen to fall in love, but also here, fall in love with a black belt that he met. Whose father had a don't you like it's all, very convenient that so we found lover probably the liquidity open, the dough Joe. You call that a dog Joe S. It was this doctor. I did you know that welcome to the dog job here went through those little flaps on the ground. That's how you enter the dog. Do that so we come in now. Bark now sit good boy. Alright, hey you go! You have a yellow belt and okay, so he like he says he says he

saying he wants to return to the US going to movie. So Miyako saves money for years to help pay his way back Stephen leaves his family in Japan and comes back to the? U S and nineteen. Eighty miata quote On top of running the dojo I had to raise my children, I don't know how we got by. Sometimes we could only afford cheap brown rice for dinner She she came with him yeah, no, obviously, no shit. stayed there, so he basically leaves her there to raise the kids and they're just eating brown rice. While he is like having pokey balls and Fullerton yeah, that's about right, because okay cause. She has to run the dojo for the family, like it's a family business right. So whatever right. So in the U s

Steven says he is disgusting, but I you know I I've never had children because I'm like this idea of being like a deadbeat shithead just doesn't appeal to me sure, but it's like if that was on the table where it was just like yeah. I could have two kids in another country and just like rarely see it like that, doesn't feel too high pressure it me know. If you could just bail at any time, then it's probably a lot easier to be a dad yeah. If you like, my kids, live in a completely and my kids live an ocean away. Yeah. So back in the? U s he's he says he's disgusted by the fast food. U S, approach to martial arts. You should be eating kibble. He hut, Americans, just knew martial arts through Hollywood movies? what's it changes the opens dough dojo in New Mexico that fails pretty quick and then he comes. Actor, L A and opens a dojo on La Cienega and West Hollywood, where all the great wow, where all the great Marshall Plan, Billy blanks with Tae BO. Thank you the list goes on and on of great marsh

I strongly when I did a lot we can remember, but that's all of them most well that billion thanks. I was collected Billy, I guess he's obviously hobby. Yes, Donna visited the best tat. if he starts getting a reputation in L, a as being an authority on martial law shithead. Oh sorry, okay, now we can imagine, having lived in and elevated, went to a lot of parties and hung out a lot of places to get his name. You know networking. Let me tell you about my origin story. It wasn't easy a guy one time I but I'd read the riddle book, so I knew he wasn't just going to treat me like a dog, but I still, then they like me so much that I had you're cool. When I open my dog, Joe in the north of Japan, near imagined, town. That's where my way if family live- and I haven't seen them in a couple years- I'm just sick.

People out here thinking it's all about show. That's not me, my wife and two children live there. They only eat brown rice and my favorite food is dominoes. Ok! Next yeah, oh, do you want me to read the lies? I could do some of the lines too. I just was sort of giving you a little card when you said it's fine, your name. I thought you wanted me to slate my history and you. Let me just sweep up the casting room a little bit before I go. It's the work that I always put into the dog Joe. I know what you're doing. I know this is a test. This is this is Jason it you don't want me to read the lines until I've proven that I can do what you want. I've read this riddle before I will be the dog I'll get on all fours. It's a car wash movie. It's a comedy.

now, can I read the line. Read the filthy. Okay thank you So I'm not union after celebrities. Celebrity start seeking out for training in L one thousand nine three and eighty three prepping for is prepping for a James bond found and perfect trainer. He Even for training. Jakarta has little bit of a background in martial arts psychiatrist against as well. If said, he's, getting a big Cocky did a move. We put a hemisphere, students phase to react in any of the breaking Connery's wrist. He broke my wrist in two different places. There is another of right Another Stevens Dodger clients was considered to be the most bike friendly. I got his hand trapped in the sight of all my chest hair and he was unable to break free.

Why was it necessary right? It was like a slip and slight young couple another of Stevens. Does your glides was considered to be the most powerful man in Hollywood at the time, had ever see a Michael over it's over been introduced by James Coburn. So It is now getting some media attention and the alleged times interviews them and asked him about action, heroes of the time and he is Peter Sherry's disdain of Chuck Norris, he said quote: I can't stand his movies. I can't watch them. Just because he's a movie star doesn't mean he's a great martial artist just a world Boris, just so we're where checking Norris is actually a great martial artist he's the real deal. Yeah was in

answer, the dragon? Seventeen years later So even me. Now he does total body infomercials with Christie Brinkley. Does he really oh dude you've never seen that whole no gym total body, though yeah Chuck, Norris Chuck Norris, is apparently quite a psychopath. The oh yeah yeah he's the reform Weirdo, so yeah Steven meets and marries actress, Adrienne La Russell in nineteen. Eighty four night, yes, go ahead. Sorry of course transport. Yes, some of us were remembering with it. He was married in Japan, snow yep, okay, yep, and I can I follow up. Yes, just to keep it real times. Follow up question huh yep! Yes also so, and then you said he was marrying someone else. He married someone who, yes he's real, got married to actors Adrian the russian authorities. Yes,

Follow up when you get a real times. Yes, so that would be two marriages which have just doing some quick math here is not how it works if contrary serves, that's correct is not normally how it's done, keep it a real times, just real quick. So that's a problem. It is yes, it's a problem is illegal and wrong. Yes, ok, thank you! So much of it is going to get there and the old notebook. So it's married twice right after he marries Adrian the Russell LA russe la Russa. He sees the movie woman in red and becomes obsessed with actress Kelly, the Brock he told a friend quote. She is my destiny. Now well, she's in Japan, doing a modeling job for vogue, and so he flies that I already have a wife that he flies But the war

we are also to visit his family, but he flies there. You see you, look you kids, a huge now holy shit. You kids all end I'm here on business, gotta, go with business, I'm meeting the woman of my dreams, but mommy later my mommy mom, no, not mommy. no, no, not mommy, but either way you have a new mommy way in a man. I now you have mommy in America, but that's also not the mommy, I'm after the woman of my dreams in a movie, okay, I met the kids, are brains are so tiny and dumb I don't like either of the women. I married getting a new one, that's how it goes and works kind of for me. Okay,

Okay! Thank you! Yes, goddamn and your rights, it's a lot of commitment. I don't like call me Stevie, coming Uncle Steve Wego, that's the sire, look for alright broke broken. Well enough, see you later so! Yes, He tracks down a track that couldn't wait for when she's in L the tracks. To a hotel in Tokyo and I'm not, but she says they spoke on the phone a few times, but she's telling your blown off. Why she's not into but Who are you? Why are you barking? It sounds like he just pesters her until she's, like okay, I'll meet you for a drink and then the sparks fly quote. He spoke fluent Japanese and could do acupuncture chiropractic Ce Se play guitar and drums and could draw? He was an

around Renaissance man. he sounds like Dick Van Dyke in Mary Poppins is what he sounds like. I just sit, and I mean who oh it's all those skills like a swiss army knife in one's mean, like also if you, if you are like calling and I mean look stocking probably not the best idea to be like you know what this guy is. Stalking me. He actually play guitar and put needles in my arm pretty. Well, that's hot! put up with a little weird, so little creepy so he starts a hot and heavy affair with Kelly the Brock. Now I should also mention these married to other women right yup. So he's twice married. and now found the woman of his dreams, Adrian immediately files for annulment moment that you did this.

She tells spy magazine quote. Not only did I not If people are no it's by magazine, as do you know, it's by magazine, was it's almost there, the whole point out there, like this articles, weird that it was in spy magazine, spy magazines, like a mad magazine- type thing- it's like a Look man, Terry Social Commentary, art of cartoon, like it's? Ok, so she told spy magazine good by magazine. Doesn't article about Amps Steven Seagal only did I not ask for anything, but I gave him money for months afterward just to get him out of my life. I can't say very. much but I'm afraid of Steven and his friends. Ah man, that's like all these Netflix documentaries that are out now where it's just like you pay you just you're, basically paying like a go away. Fee yeah, I'm Point DSP,

Well, I I mean it really is a shame that being such a shit bag, man is rewarded on the highest levels in some cases where it's like he's a piece of shit and he the girl that he wants, plus he got a severance package, the yeah look things go pretty well for Stephen for a while, so but not at this point still still struggling. He still doesn't have a career he's just got the dojo and it's it's going, okay right. So, according to Axios Officer and friend Bob Stricklin in nice maybe five Steven desperately needed money. So he arranged for a mercenary friend to steal. La Brock's porch for insurance money. I do I do. I read that I read this in the article so many times and it kept confusing me, but but sounds to whack a doodle to be made up.

Like you, I make that up right, it's singing Zaire's! It's like a terrible thing to do so you, but there are people, it's like Trump. Does that to some extent yeah like Trump will accidentally over, lie to be like wait. What did you do is like I embezzled you got to embezzle like that. Stop riffing! So okay. He tells he tells It tells the l a times he tried to catch the thief and then I with me, then I was the guy. So you can imagine myself by my own ponytail. It was nuts another friend around another friend around this time. When said when, he was hard up for money, you would disappear for about a week and then come back bunch of cash. In one time he came back with a new car Stephen within brag that he done a hit for the mob again. These lot like they are like.

It's I mean any one who lives like in that way is just dangerous lake there. it's definitely as bad dangerous waters to be mentally. You know, sort of hypothetically swimming in so in nineteen. Eighty six he in Myakka get divorced, so he finally divorces his jab from what. What is her that we're? What is there like? What what problem when you're married and especially when you're married to someone in another country you drift apart, everybody married someone else, you start fucking models, look look, look. You said I do ok. That means. going to have to sit through it when your husband physically leaves the country and leaves you and your children to eat nothing, but brown rice you're going to have to stay by your man when he met another woman, and when that marriage is know that he's in your home country to meet them

woman of his dreams that he saw a lady in red. You got to stand up for that times, get tough, especially you have kids, you gotta think about like, what's who you gotta think about these two kids that he's not thinking about yeah so so once they were divorced, he's now single and now he can marry Kelly Brok. Sure now a round the stairways. Now what what happens Valley finds out about all the heart is perfect were around this time you mean a guy named jewels Nassau in nineteen. Eighty six he made some through Lebron. And an him in Nassau just hit it off now NASA is a I'm a dog to Staten Island pharmacist and He became the owner of a company that provided pharmaceuticals to merchant ships.

And why he says, while he owned this company, he became a PA for Sergio Leone on once upon it, I'm in America and that he got because he was good friends with Tony Danza introduced him to Sergio you're. You gotta be my friend search, now he'll make you an extra movie farmers. Just now when. Tony Danza was asked, he said quote, I know Nasio, but he's no friend of mine, right basically do I'll bottom line it for me. What we have is we have to, but all bullshitter guess who just our like, like two amazing jazz musicians bull shitting hollow each other. Add just like do in the bullshit that there's sort of spending so is just like me

jerry. Well, I opened the door Joe and had to fight you coups hearts in order to teach them that I was one of the best martial arts teacher the world. Well, that's interesting! I'm actually a pharmacist, and I totally danger or maybe appear a in a movie, and here we are Kelly LE brags Bff were Well, I have shoes that allow me to jump into the sky. I have samples of Saturn's rings. Well, you're my bff we so like each other. They remind me of in the the body takeover of the wild, the wildlife refuge when they were like six guys sitting at a campfire I'll talk about their military pants and none of it has been the military. That's totally what this reminds me of there are good in the martial arts of yes ending. Yes, yes, and then Tony Danes got me apply. Yeah may toe

I think more people lie about being more people being in the military invented Vike it more people about being in the military or knowing martial arts and any other thing on earth right. That's probably very much so and that's who worked for his uncle Julius, who is owner of massive concrete, a company that was named in the extortion case of fat Tony Salerno. So and Stephen become very close and Stephen moves next door to NASA in Staten Island. Now, if you could see the picture of the houses NASA has is huge and Stevens houses, like a third of that size seems as a good girl and the normal suburban House NASA causative guest House now. Remember, he's married to Kelly the Brok at this point

and the living in this guest house. Now the house is the cross, the street from the late tony bilotti's house promotion to under boss led to his and Gambie no crime, boss, Paul Casta, Llanos kid united in eighty five. So that's is across the street Bryce like hey. I was I'm just trying to be like a model actress is, I don't worry. We live in the guest. Journey play the ukulele now really stupid. At this point, in all. I don't think you know how to do acupuncture. Those are bar darts. Let me try. Nasa's house has a large marble panther in the four you're, a lagoon style pool, a giant, peacock mural and a giant purple and Green master bedroom, one paintings of Danny Iles Thumb Iowa

was a close friend, sir no I mean obviously close friend, you dont you not framing a strangers master bedroom. look. I know that I have a frame painting of my buddy LUX Tom. Here he's a pal. I mean it's just how it goes. You have my thumb at your house, I mean it's just I mean: how do you get there? How do you? How do I start honestly? The only thing I can think is: cocaine. The only thing I didn't rags cocaine, but I see that area, in other words, rights worrying every way, but cocaine at least like allows me to know, there's some sort of attacks against that has led you down the path of framing daddy. I was. It was probably like a misunderstanding. Like one of the mob buses are like yeah. Well, we're going to do is for the killing we're going to frame Danny a yellow stump for it,

got it I'll put it in the master bedroom? No, don't say they put the whole thing on Danny Yeah I'll get a nice like you know: sorta, nice, I'll, look, nice and fancy. You'll have good like little art to it and stuff like that that we're going to frame his thumb yeah, I got it. I gotta gotta pay tomorrow, so So I want to show you something. I hope you find it strange, but I was just so taken with your right thumb, a bomb, that's It really, as really got that you really got the likeness. I feel like I'm looking at my own mirror well you in many ways. You are, I think, a lot of great to me great to meet you. to me you, you know what this you know what this want in. It needs a Paul get out of here leave leave the property. This is a mistake, so.

So in Nassau, is the best man at Steventon Kelly's wedding, he's the guard father of their first two kids, so he's and he's even third or fourth right. There furred, so at the at the time, there's a huge action. Movie craze Sylvester Stallone Schwarzenegger Claude Jean Claude, Dan on China. There very, very huge Craig, cannot huge movies and In nineteen. Eighty six, the L Times Interview Stephen again and they talk about his background and that Hollywood studios are interested in him to make movies. He said Warner and offered him a film and scripts are currently being written. and remember. Obits is over his client at the dojo. He said, but Stevens He wasn't in this interview, but then said they quote: loved

other than that. I'm is guru. So Stephen is on record as saying that of its from CIA is client. Then he isn't in this interview followed by. I'm as guru yeah, which is even larger, it's crazy. So weird, so might. Can I pitch that what happened was when he said? No, no, he doesn't go to the dojo. The reporter look confounded confused, and so then he just goes I'm just as guru, yeah That's what I think I know we'll get into it. We're not getting anyone in this episode because, but an episode yeah, this is there's another one. It's you could do six. I believe what is happening right now could do it's. I can't believe you're part one of a Steven Seagal episode. I describe the first part

It's Boogie nights up and tell that laid against in the driveway, then everything turns dark, so the first step What is the happy for the Boogie nights in the second episode will be the dark dark night of the soul, Boogie nights oh my god, oh my god So how I feel so right so so there's this call them made using limited orally record. It's amazing before we record these, how we're just shooting the shit for ten minutes and you're in your head, like prior going like I'm about talking about Steven Seagal is one hundred percent. I almost seventy. This is the first time I was what I'm going to talk about fucked up, but it's eagle right now. It's eagle, let's go, sorry, I noticed you stick into that Erika. So will do so. He also made sure he makes sure in this interview that he comes across as an authority of martial arts. This is what he's always doing.

Is anything related to it. At one point he says quote: there is no such thing as a ninja. Anyone who says he's a ninja is scamming. You it'd be like some jerk going to London and coming back to America and saying I'm going to teach the secrets of knighthood if you want to learn the ways of an become an agent of the CIA or KGB, but that's what he did so but right so you don't just ain't. You got the KGB. What do you do? I know you just yeah. You don't just become a zero. Just go like you just you don't do that! You just cut yours! when you come back a CIA, I would like to become an agent to become an assassin, no we're not doing that. Ok, Google, Okay g B. I would like to pick up.

well we're listening. I will I gotta we hear so far with your it, your initiation of the phone calls you took a pretty good for yes, yes, I'm really into being in this ass in and they were like. We gain room. Some Blair Lucy I this year what the CIA says. Not, though we actually like that again- and I figured you guys- are really in this ass in that's, ok! Well, let I wanna get your home address. Almost send you kid. You beat diploma cool in yet that's nine years seriously kid you paper into much. Okay, then I can ring Michelle yeah, okay, however, in the you know, can get married the few times if you like, but the yeah and then dont worry about, like not the telling people. You're engage, you be like it's cool to sort of law lip we're, not

Ik CA. Where were like keeper Jana, you know, don't like it when you top, you know they're so like we like our humble, we actually teach course in humble brag, so that you can those oh great, Rail sounds like Sunday alarmed I yeah you're, going to love it going to be great and by the way get your name before. Actually we get in their everyday lives this. So I up in your story so quickly the aid Stephen Siegel Stevens, see God like bear like the bird is bird like the bird great, ok, well, the KGB. Thank you and yeah you. well there's number any questions in the yeah again. This lets us, if you have any friends who want to be KGB, just haven't called eight hundred number. Okay, like super straightforward, okay, Thank you. Take care of baby

so it's a range for Steven to show off his martial arts skills at Warner. Brothers, Does he really want Steven to make a movie with Warner? Some did. He offers up his biggest director for the lethal weapons, sequel. If one room, as a single film, so he's He's literally he's literally undermining one client to get a film deal for Steven Seagal Steven, so So he goes there already and he damaged his talents for The Warner, exact, exact, like sitting or they may be. Kinda do Joe dojo, but they're like sitting on the floor and I took their shoes off and they were probably like so official shoes are one hundred percent. This guy must know what he's doing and they are crazy impressed. Warner Brothers, boss, Terry.

Similar says quote: it was quite miraculous with just a toss of his hand steam would send the other guy flying. Surely there is no way that Stephen had talked to the person in the dojo before and was like hey, let's throw a little stage combat into this. If I throw you, you really go flying this guy. He probably just yanked some dude off the street, who was selling like furniture, something now you maybe just some guy who is out looking for a place. The vice of food then that he brought a minute just lodged just some rain. he he brought in other martial arts, guys MIKE Makita who was part of the demonstration said quote. I still can't believe those guys at Warner's didn't know it was our Hearst demonstration Siegel could not. toss me or anyone else in the air unless we were in on it. It's just choreographed yeah. I his troop yeah.

Yeah I mean I get that but obviously that's why I've always said the people are Warner. Brothers really know martial arts better than anyone. Actually, that's that's what they're that's what they ve been trained to do. I've been actors is picture that big, like wow I just can't believe how far he threw that guy does. No questions. Let's break up the lethal weapon franchise guy in a movie we'll call it talks of Jackson he's the time some guy- but doesn't this like? Isn't this the purple the way to describe studio, execs yeah tell And Hollywood just like just like the the empty headed at the apex, just being like. Oh my god, he throws buddy while we were away. So to this they do a screen test and Stephen is terrible. He high. Squeaky voice quote hello. He did not come across well onscreen cell,

it's and then, of course, I'll read the got hit the gong and I'm the man and the movie is called dog kinda ervic subject. My voice get high level all the movie document, Rowan, don't fuck with me! how we came okay, but I'm just the shop. I'm not sure is your voice. Okay, my voice is fine. This year, I'm going to kick your fucking ass. You so are you. It sounds like he is, altitude issues? Are you ok, you're, fucking ass, putting I think great grabs. The guide is full of fire over hard over hard. So It goes. To order and offers the director for lethal weapon two, but not not just saying you can have this time but saying I'll, give

to you for the same amount as he did. The first movie so is literally now undermining his client, who had one biggest most successful movies in Hollywood, who now should get a massive directors bump fee any saying you can have them for the same amount? Here's what I'm going to offer you everything that lethal weapon offered for the first movie without that security and why this guy as a voice issue were learning should back in a re. You gotta see em thro, his friends are shared. get a raise. The idea, first movie was say the movie and it was very nice to get a raise the he knew keep breaking up, even though we're in person it keeps your. It keeps crackling. So what you get here is you get Steve, Steven Seagal, the most dangerous of the seabirds

and you get him and, then, after that you get the same amount, but there's no points or back again and again what you're, with lethal weapon people are going to turn out to see that second one this offer, you the chance to prove yourself. Okay, so no he's not he's not. You say there you're breaking up a bunch he's not giving Seagal he's not giving a single movie to the director he's literally just giving the studio a deal on the director, so they'll give SAM Segal a movie all right. Okay, right! Sorry, it's still. But the director is getting the same amount as he would for directors getting totally fucked over something that has nothing to do with him at all. That's what I mean completely fucked, okay right so so,

if they do it and he undermines his own client to get unknown Steven Seagal a movie deal so who is the director was a tie, yeah yeah, yeah? Okay. So Stephen. Then films is first movie above the law. At this point he has a major studio film, a agent, if not the bigger? agent in Hollywood I pr a high profile pr firm. And a model, seven wide, our wife right. So he's just like this. A he's doing yeah I mean he's living like I mean that is a established actor lifestyle yeah. Yeah, but it's just crazy, though, that it cuz it's come from nothing, but you know right: That's what happened so of Phibbs Associate He feels a movie. The Ella Times comes the interview home again about a sudden rise,

this in this article, that President Imagine Film, called Steven quote the coolest person I've ever seen, Steven the most amazing presence you ve ever seen the land we at imagine believe in creative memories. Think we'll imagine, loves Stephen, because that's all the guy does I mean I've been around this so many times when all the sudden are going to Hollywood. Just decides that someone is awesome and you're like, and they all talk about, like all those studio in ages. There was like he's just amazing and is not that, or or when or yeah or they're they're like talking about, like I mean we're just looking for the next. This guy yeah and you're like this but you'd like shut this guy out your whole yeah, okay, yeah, the l, a times quote, but what really grabs your attention is his voice. He speaks with a hushed

Beer Torreon per as if he were worried that a tiny man hidden under the floorboards might be taken the conversation. So what what that is not a listen. First of all, that is not what acting is acting is not. Who could talk like they live in fear of a floorboard man most at like acting is the naturalization of fiction. It's not you gotta see this guy TED, it sounds like someone is under the floor is made, and by the way you ever heard of human per like this. This guy is what is basic, is like very much like a talking GAD eddies of further frayed cat he's a cat who talks, but he all is the reason. Why is afraid is he thinks there's oh, my god,

Oh my god, that's right! I'm Stephen Cigar! I think someone might be under carpet. So, so what is clearly transpired here is that he did a screen test. He had a high weird voice, Wiki, and then he he changed himself. So he talk differently and that's why somebody put it out, like hey Stephen, just whisper cause, you cause you can't actually going to try to whisper our way through this one yeah. That's what happened. So the interview covered his time in Japan, The new added twist quote while teaching their cigar discovered, that is class were populated with an unusual assortment of students, students who ass, he put. It worked for a particular agency, the central intelligence Agency,

Stephen elaborated quote. These guys were my students. They saw my abilities both with martial arts and with the language. My CIA Godfather told me they'd, never heard any american speak. Japanese. So well, I would say I was a prime candidate to be recruited My mean c I a godfather it is it's like, she needs is a friend you can like kind of workshop. These with a little bit as you know, just want to straight up, come out and be like yeah. We quickly noticed in the dojo that I'm lying about running there were mostly CIA agents, and these CIA agents. These high we trained agents, we're like shit I a man who was fluent in a foreign language met wow. I have never heard an american speak. Japanese, this,

the idea is. He is David like their basically like a dog Joe with largely artists that I'm air quoting and their walking away good man. Nobody spoke of Japanese like that ever holy shit, Guy can fight and speak Japanese, I never seen anyone throw someone so far while being one of the world's leading linguists. But he get our a godfather down here. I'll tell you what, if this dog- sign him up. He explained that has seen in above the law that was spy being injected with the truth. Serum was something. that it actually happened down that. That's for sure nobody got a just seven this guy because then would be like

actually I lied to my first wife at the she ran the dough Joe and allied about. I can't even bladed Stroman. I just had a tape recorder, my butt crack and then I just pretend my fingers on the Fred. I don't know act I just got addicted to Kelly skin that I better but this guy from the CIA, please don't eject any more from CIA. I said that I would use train again, but I really was wasn't somehow. I got a movie when I fake, through all my buddies and then I'm I do right now about how I speak Japanese fluently. I only know five words so so he say he injected someone with a truth serum is there when it happened. I was It would then also the same day we bought love. Potion number nine someone in the floorboard He also said he had been involved when the shah was overthrown in IRAN. I want to get into too much of what I did, but, let's just say nobody could overthrow the shah as far as I could.

Which you know had just happened, and so it was a big deal right right. He was overthrown in nineteen, seventy, nine. So of course, whatever I did. What he said quote we help set up safe houses in London and Paris, so the shah and his family could flee the country victim. What are you talking about? like they needed to London. You know it. You know it out as book titles be ponytail He also they help to get his family in him out? If I ran quote the shah's nephew's wouldn't leave. So we had to hit him over the head and try to take him unconscious, but is it going free and he left and he got shot the back of the head

I they are such bad lies. they are so fucking bad. He said it's like a cartoon he's hitting a guy over the head so that you can take him unconscious. Then we put a piano. We put a piano hanging from wires above the building and cut the cord, but it went through the guy and he through the wires and we caught him in the eighties visas and any reform like Wily, Coyote and their rights. after that, a guy shot him in the back of the head you ve heard it a million times Stevens that he also did security work for Bishop does two and the late Egyptian and Anwar Sadat He had also worked at the White House quote: let's just walk through quote when they checked up on me. They couldn't find any data on me. Then

as the agency refused to confirm or deny who works for them? Wait, but he's I mean it's getting like It's there's a lot. You stalking lies like a jenga peer review right now you you work for everybody and then the CIA. The White House asked the CIA if he ever worked for them and there's no We can't do that. We'd have to kill. You we'd have to kill you white out. Sorry about that. right now, look out will confirm. Is that right now, Stephen had to knock the shot out to get him out of IRAN, so and see a giant. I mean not that I know vinegar bragging around in the press about what they ve done. Usually a fortnight flatly. Well now once they leave once they leave they go to like CNN or something but but yeah no know it's I mean he's I of but in a way The CIA lie is kind of brilliant because it's like right. They care.

asking the CIA to come out and be like. Yet no, we don't know who Steven Seagal is then they're not going to do that and it's Steven Seagal but yeah, it's like a sorry Steven Segal. I keep forgetting so sorry, but also they're, the ones who technically were like filling his classes at Japan. It's really I mean it's just like you. Just again, I mean it's. It's trompe in the way that it's map it out a little bit. First, it's incredibly trumpet you're, absolutely correct and, His lies are so crazy, over the top that you like. Is it true cause? This is well that someone saying this it's big well, look I'm not going to get into it, but I actually help can the pyramids. Who would say that if it wasn't real yeah, just like there's no way So the way it's hard to prove so confirm, lasted only to confirm stories he gives

I lay times a mercenaries phone number who we can call and confirm or else say back, then everybody called mercenaries soldiers of fortune was this creepy weird thing that everybody did in the eighties too, justify mercenaries were and they were sort of held up on this pedestal in America it's very creepy and weird, but everywhere I read about this in the eighties. It all says soldier of fortune like yeah, that's a mercenary right, so it's like! Well, I mean it's basically what we let the United States does with like war terms now yeah, where it's just like yeah under attack, but where democratizing right when we, so he gives US mercenaries phone number to confirm a story, and I find five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five Stephen

gives him only as code Carol, so ok, you're, gonna wanna call Carol Who she is or who is Carol? She's is she's a mom she's, the mercenary who'll corroborate everything that is actually he is a he carols, a man. First of all, and second of all Carol has my number so call my number and ask for Carol and Carol sounds a lot like. I do. So not right! Now, I'm gonna go home so they'll at Times reporter calls care on. They go back for little about four through a little bit and then they meet. I would thank furred tat. Things are crazy in the most business now allow it turns. To be a well known. mercenary named Gary Goldman

and when I say well known, we had this guy bow grids and he went to try did through. I think it was with Ross prose help. They tried to go. I get so. I get Pows at ale allows- and he was part of that- all think so as a high profile, so by a well known, mercenary, who his friends and in business with Steven Seagal Gary Goldman. That's what turns out to be so. Someone who is invested in even doing? Well, yes, so Goldman says Steven is indeed exit and they had gone on several missions together. So he tells the times that so it's verified now he says Stephen and government had met in Japan and when Stephen starts making headway in films, he goes into business with Goldman and may begin a production company together, but Stephen doesn't want to call it Siegel Goldman productions because he thought it sounded like

do Jews in the garment business, now around gall you know seagull seagull, around this time, Steven goes to an art, exhibit and there he saw should go He comes back from the art exhibit and set out now on. His name will be pronounced Steven Seagal I am no longer a like an ocean rat bird. Now, it's Seagal that just came to me and it's always been like that the CIA change, my code name, was Segal because of how much stuff I could store in my mouth and if I ate outwards, I'd explode, it's it's so fucking so now his name is Steven Seagal.

Steven Seagal it's hard to try to make the change right above the law is released in nineteen know, it'd great if he like an Andy Warhol, exhibit it's actually Steven yeah so above the law release. Ninety eight, its directed by a Future Academy award nominee Stephen plays an Ex Aquino instructor Accede: Vietnam, Vet. Chicago vice sergeant, turned vigilante sure yeah, just I mean very. Thus the Stevens reality exactly means world. The movie. It is loosely supposed to be based on who he is yes right. the film is seen again on that. Take you were talking we're not after that, can you go back to sort of a hushed, whisper, That was why I talking ok I'll, go back to theirs bright, the right there's probably had set just like I mean how many more lines we have to cut for this guy, so filmmaker

Almost ninety million dollars the box office and to start a franchise actually made a hundred and fifty billion so. American Black Belt magazine. Sorry, american black belt, in martial arts actor Bob Wall was happy with Steven trashing, both Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee Martial arts in America in general right. so after seeing above the law, while said quote, always this mouth, if Seagal were one tenth of the martial artist. He says he is. He had developed a proper attitude. One Stephen was asked about this by black belt magazine. He denied talking trash about chuck. Norris quote I dont fight in print if Mister as anything bad to say about me. Let him come say it to my face now. He did talk

shit about Chuck Norris I've seen it. I've read the fucking article, the L Times, but I was just saying he didn't, but also if he wants to fight, let's fight so around this time, Steven also It said that now here it is I'll kick. Okay, thank you. So it's telling people around this time that he is also an Ex Navy seal. I should point out when I was working for the CIA. I was also part time. Ceiling, I did some seal work also on the satellite. As I see it, the two I was aside seal the mouse. I was basically led seal and then I was also the CIA. While I was working for the White House with my hair of seven wives and I had a dough Joe pull us, I was a painter it so

He went in late, one thousand nine hundred and eighty eight, this former mercenary takes Steven. in another Ex military guy, so different, mercenary look for treasure near Barbados. He's like a treasure hunter guys like let's go on this trip, I'm go in it's okay, that, like Kelly, I at what point is Kelly Le Brock. Like oh fuck she's way, in fact, by now I mean just he's abusive to Kelly LE like it's bad match. So it's difficult on there, it's difficult to get in this area because it is very rare, rough surf so that try to get off the be off the beaten, the Zodiac Golden Zodiac is one of those oh fast boats with the a on the back. They almost look like they're in

available type a boat but they're really strong, like a kind of Tony like Pantone kind of yeah right, Stephen was probably like I don't need a motor I'll, just hold onto the back and kick I mean a zone. Is what may be seals will attack in like it's. It's that Cairo fastened right so gullible quote. He started screaming and panicking and was sure he was going to die and all that crap so they have to sell Steven onto the Zodiac. One man pulled him up by his hair. While another pushed his ass behind to get them on board. I yeah, why did you grab a hair wash your hair, so that day Gorman discovered Stephen could not read a compass or a map, and he really

There was no way he'd ever done any covert mission and was not a Ex Navy seal haha right right because he was crying when he got into the boat and didn't know how to swim or read a compass. That's where it's pointing north, so we should probably go east a little bit. So would I instead for on this watch, this watch is broken. The three o clock is just in this work is broken. Three o clock is just in the trees backwards.

so I threw that broken watch into the ocean. You are you guys so we're better off. Now we can figure it out. I'm John F Kennedy. What I'm John F Kennedy he's dead here he was dead and then I became him. It happened in nineteen thirty. In what and what not telling you the truth, I will listen. John F Kennedy died, and then I became him in nineteen thirty and then every Instead, I've been John F Kennedy, combined with a Tyrannosaurus rex. I have the dna of both inside of me returning sixteen of any legitimate. I died in sixty three and then I came back so nose good interview. Thank you very much. Do you have any questions about to know anything, those that are good?

Wonderful, so Stephen had been working on a screenplay with Goldman for about a year. And they had a falling out most air writing credits user woody. What are you talking about? I'm F Scott Fitzgerald Goddamn, so so after all out Goldman's angry and he writes a letter to the. better of that Ella Times, article reconfirmed everything we areas Carol, he said he'd been lying about, it about doing missions with Seagal, and he retracted. Everything saying all of Steve stories about being in the CIA. Sierra lies quote. The plain truth of the matter is that the gall was and is a gutless coward who is trying to convert the heroic deeds of those brave man into a personal history of himself up, I mean which are not surprised, but it's also like get well dude you're part of the gutless issue here

Two for sure you know like no, you just lied, so you could work on his way with a guy, and now it's happening channel. And then you realize like Steven, is just like. Why is it? What is I n t stand for again, interior again now I'll say this in most most journalists by the way you're supposed to have two? Yea. Subject of the article is not supposed to be one of them. I mean the article was definitely like. We don't know if this is true, but you know so now. Stephen did he did hang around military spooked right. One guy was named Robert Strickland this is something spy magazine reported. They had met in Japan while stricken was in the CIA and Stephen invited Strickland. to set up the latest movies working on right now and he pulls out a profile. He had.

a private investigator put together on Goldman right, so he's golden file. So right, Strickland is already like. Okay, this is really over the top for a screen plague. Credit dispute like this is a he threw out his phone book sketch. So Stephen says quote I'd like you to do me: a favor. I'd like you to kill Gary Goldman wow, He'd. Ok, that's lunch! You know the w Jeers credits dispute system I don't want it. I hate calling those numbers they put you on hold. Please just kill him. Thank you would mean the world to me. If you would kill golden, then he's a liar kill Carol. Please Maybe I'm not asking properly, he die because our screenplay fell apart.

That's no saying why kill him people do it snap his neck, then? What am I please kill his brain shoot, his brain, Don't want shock his to death break his neck, like I did. Have you seen above? yeah they would have real it's a movie. That was a documentary we filmed about a year ago. didn't actually even most of that was filmed with hidden cameras. I don't even know about a lot of it, so the thing I'm asking you to do is to go.

Do you have a question, though? You said this was hidden cameras, yet they didn't. The whole thing took about two days to shoot and they were just following me on an average two days. First of all, I did not know I was being filmed for that, but it is a documentary on my life. It's not a documentary. It is one hundred percent a documentary. It's a it's a found footage doco. Basically it's and they fit they filmed it by putting cameras and tissue boxes everywhere I went there was there was a tissue box and I didn't even realize why there would be so many of them, but then what they did was they guess they gave all the tissue box footage to an editor and he pieced it together. And then they had a film and they came to me and they said: do you wanna? Be a Hollywood movie star? We ve got the movie so then I met Carol Mercenary actually right. So you'll, kill him yeah yeah. Oh for sure I thank you and bye.

Wait I'll pay you in juicy fruit. so Stephen shows Strickland Fifty Grand in cash and Strickland Saigon, I'm not killing gold, never seen that ever seen that much Stephen then like go, find someone who will do it and round. Ask anyone the Strickland is: it replace because he doesn't want to end the relationship because Steve given a fifty thousand of an advance on a twenty. Fifty thousand dollar deal for life story and associate Stephen continues over like the next year or so to ask Strickland to kill Goldman for just over and over and over again. Government and what do you do it? Will you killed Goldman to talk to you tomorrow until, when finally moves to the Philippines in early ninety ninety and then finally goes away where we we killed? Stevens Father dies and ninety. Ninety Stephen did not go to the funeral.

We don't know what was up there. He keeps making. He keeps making movies Makes hard to kill in nineteen ninety and then mark for data documentary history Three films gross over twenty million dollars, so he's legit, she's movie guys. I mean yeah. When you think I mean he was a huge action. Star, yeah yeah he's yeah he's top tier is top here, Or whatever yeah so NASA started working as a producer on marked for death, which began. long time producing collaboration between the two cases couldn't is in his trailer. one day while filming next movie in late ninety ninety as for personal assistance, all women. And on this day, one is in the bathroom, brushing your teeth and Steven yells for her and she comes out, but

you're, not the brushing your mouth and the toothpaste right and Stephen says, quote G Ray, and you look like that when I come in your mouth fucking a fake, I mean it's like even for a Hollywood shit bags. That is a graphic like I been there's. No, like there's no insinuation, no united in I'm not saying tiptoeing around. It is the right move, but my God, That movie out for Justin came out in April, one thousand nine hundred and ninety one and made forty million dollars the next and by the way these are all: U S box. Almost he makes more than their nationals working for him. The next month or or of Stevens assistance and another woman quaint, because sexual harassment, three filed a three Threatened to file sexual harassment charges

and two of them were paid fifty thousand to keep quiet. Also, will you can. Goldmund, so he's just got fifty thousand dollars briefcases like he's carrying them around. Just sort of like one of these that might currency is briefcase, I mean and he's still married to Kelly the Brok. Yes, he still married to Brok Brock. they have. Three negatively arousing has four, oh, my god, so he's got four or five assistance. men who is sexually around us while married with a family while fabricating his entire Resume he is one or two percent, a guy who He is in a position of power, even if it's light over woman will sexually harass her from the moment she comes in the room, one hundred percent, so

So then that year, writer, Alan Richmond writes a story in G q that just terrorist, even apart and Stevens, very much not happy about this brief case. The next month I see an excellent age. It is told by mutual friend that Stephen, some security worries and he wants to meet with him, so he flies them out. Staten Island and the Diego meets with Stephen and NASA. so Steven tells the agent that he had also worked for this. which the agent noses can bullshit, because he'd already checked him out before he came right it seems I just talking. Cia ship is clearly a lie to annex ii, a age in the guys I dislike gloomy point to each other's eyes. That means watch and point to where we are looking for an immense go towards that. So I know a lot of the short hand stuff. You lot of people, don't understand that I invented the CIA.

It's actually pronounced Jaya yeah, so It starts talking about this writer Alan Richmond, and he keeps referring to him as a fag. Now Richmond is totally straight he's, not gay, but even as convinced he's, gay and he says he wants to set up Richmond. So, We would be in the back of a car having sex with another dude and then Cia agent would photograph them, and then he use that to ruin his career, so he basically he's like setting up just a writer. A gay like a gay sting to guess, cider aids like it's the things like he's trying to set up so right right? It's not gonna confidential right he's trying to set up a guy haven't sex in the back of a car to ruin his creed. But the guy is not gay and that's all,

I don't even know if it would ruin the career of a writer. I don't think I don't think it's thing right thing So the the agents like I'm not gonna, do that. This is a CIA tactic. We used all the time. so steaming It was never really is like. Just like the last couple details come in the mouth and then this I mean like it's nothing nah it again, it does show the activation of someone who should not be in any authoritative position. Correct. You know that there were. There were plenty of flags on this guy before he got to this position of power plenty flag it sounded Hollywood. Now I do not care about, but pushed him for yes, we understand, but have you seen him? Throw a man? That's his friend

he goes so far. So great. Have you seen them slap another guy on a stage at a live, show, you've gotta, see and be saved the Shaw man single and when he was working part time as Desmond two two's head of secure. Thirty, while working as a CIA Navy Seal part timing over At the White House and shooting if your battery above the law. Sustaining goes on to his next idea. After this, the exchange it passes on the gay So he's probably got like a little dumb. Like he's got a dumb list, then the guys like now and he's like my number two, you dress up like a bore and live in his woods and when he goes out to get the paper you bore stab him through the heart

One of these brief cases for fifty thousand dollars. Ok, I basically I basically run dealer no deal so What are these fifty grand in it and you go you pick it the one yeah, it's fifty grand we are alright. so he if he tells the guy. He thinks an enemy for the video. Miss Daisy in Asia is going to try to assassinate him. Why, he's doing the the red Cutting over new restaurant is opening its cargo. Look, you cruiser hates. You could there's nothing. You coups hates more than a benefits, so when I'm ribbon cutting at the first but Coast Bennigan's? I need someone there because they're going to try to obviously kill me

and the effort to answer the question before you as get. Obviously I could stop the assassination by grabbing the bullet out of the air. That's indiscreet play that I'm currently shooting. I just don't want to squander that at an event. I want to make some money for that, so I can keep funding my briefcase bribery site. Oh, my god, so he TX, just the agent and they see Asian, starts talking about security? I would add a security see. I thought you were Sierra. It ends. Yes, esteem, that is not what Steven wants to hear and Stephen says: quote you mean you wouldn't whack him in this age is like no, I'm not going to whack him for you like it's a what he's talking about, but. But how does it work I mean I know how it works, but how does it work? You tell me I'm the head of the CIA currently, but you didn't know that so

It said nothing. The Se Asian is about where he's like, I'm not actually aged, like I'm not going to do anything with this. Guy is out of his fucking mind, so you put poison in a derby hat and then telling me that I had competition and get him to wear it okay, so let me think on that government of twenty thousand. Well, I other pitches to think I was great on moving get better now. teach him how to swallow swords, but instead of swallowing at you jam it through his body pretty good. Now, that's! Oh! No! I've got great. I got be noted such we. Don't. Let me Douglas reject it every juggler return. We we just leave Mcdonald's out of his house every day for the rest of his life. You have any idea what eating that every day is going to do to a man's health

is the laterals going to be ridiculously, I one day he will have to go to the doctor and he will find that the Mcdonald's has been corroding his arteries yeah I'll pay you one hundred and fifty briefcases, yeah yeah for sure. dresses a rabbi is viewed. These people with Bob Wallace still going on and black belt magazine keeps fanning the flames book. Black belt asks Stephen about Wall and Stephen said: Wall had low self esteem quote. If you want me, come to fight me too, the deaf! Ok, it's pretty straightforward! If you try, shit about me. We enter a fire circle and we get to fight till we one of us die. I don't talk to the press

But here's what I will say the only thing I'll agree to is a death match. He's such a he It's like, but everyone's like. No one says that it's like it's well, you know what I you know. What it reminds me of is when that dude at a Biden rally was like he goes. He was like ask you about Hunter Biden and Joe Biden was like hey. What do you want to fight me? Let's go I'll. Do pushups pushups like I'm, sorry, wait what it seems like a bit of an irrational response. So I don't like what you said the other day. I won't you your high, so responds and he puts together what he calls of the dirty dozen and there s a group of two of martial arts experts and there, all to challenge Stephen to fight. If they see him that's some join up because

Steven has a reputation for roughing up upstart men at this point and a lot of these guys work on movies, hey. They also all note. He is never proved himself competitively. He's never been in any nothing like that. I believe he won the Warner Brothers competent showcase that still, if there yeah, so Judo start Jean LE is in the dozen and he was working on out for justice. As a stunt coordinator and Steven claimed Did he was training that he was immune from being choked out. I mean that is just it's a preposterous I've made you can't like you can't be. I am. I got the the job, so I'm immune to choke ups in Sudan. I is bonkers the phrase it like you could be like nobody could

me out, I'm the best. There is okay, that's a shit talk, not true! I'm immune from being choked out. that that's when you say he says Trump is like like things it's like words aren't right and it just sounds dumb, but he thinks he's sounding smarter because using well yeah, it's like someone been like I'm going to choke you out. Choke me out. You could choke me out the only person who joke out as you I physically could not be choked so El challenge IMS: challenges him on the set Stephen is like I don't think. You're chokehold is effective and I can get out of it. So they proceed again in a position and he puts the chuckle VON Stephen and Steve chokes him out and sorry Labelle chokes him out, and Stephen issues is banned, a fuck it

no. Oh, my God, there are different eagle. versions of this story out there. I am happy with the one I heard the bells: a bragger, but when he was asked he basically confirmed it. in his own way, but whatever happened, Labelle definitely took out Steve like it was definitely right so and by the way, It's the I mean the reason why it's probably a little bit of a grey areas, because nobody ever goes. I just shit my pants. Instead Steven probably got up. It was like Let's take an equity ten, that's lunch! it's not to do it at my trailer by the way, if you see What are the assistance that I'm a rising? Tell them need New Haines. gotta watch out all week. I am going to change

every day, not today, because there's no do do my dog Joe, but potentially in the future. There might be good choke out. Hi, everyone, let's all walk like we wrote a horse all weekend. While we leave to let's nobody walk regular comfortably. Everyone walk like you got a barrel between your legs right, that's lunch! Now Whilst Stephen and him also came face to face apparently were phone calls exchanged in like threats and were It seems like I have a gun if you come at me, Wall said quote when they finally got face to face quad. I stood on its foot and placed my face gently in his face, and he said if you want to fight me coming to my school, and I said no, let's do it right here and now, because I'm rip, your head off and shit in your neck and Stevens he's went out and he started apologizing and crying, and that was the end of that. I'm shitting my pants

my pants, he just keeps shitting his pants with. If you take my head off and shit down my throat, I'm going to take your shit into my pants. That Jack. There's a reoccurring theme: I went Stevens in a dangerous situation. He everyone is like he was scared, shitless, that's definitely Over and over again don't get don't talk that I'm going to shit again that I everyone image again sorry to take lunch so fast again,. No student could use to tell people about his time in the CIA and December of nineteen ninety one he went on the Arsenio Hall, show and told a story about a crazy operation from when he was in the CIA and strictly is watching and strictly that's my story that happened to my fucking life, not Stephen, so Strickland is furious and

all Stephen and tell them to stop stealing stories from his life and then, if he did not, he would expose steam in any com. We left dozens of messages over months telling steam to stop at Stephen, keeps telling stories, restrictions, life, Jesus Christ and rags look, I'm filming the movie on talk, shows dumb ass and then he's made So many phone calls that Steven gets a restraining order against Strickland and by the way filing a restraining order on the name Strickland strict, I'm Strickland Strickland. I an affidavit in California, court, steady and mutual friend of the two men called him to tell him quote: watch your ass. Now Strickland set his safety is concerned, because Stephen new power for people who have a financial interest in keeping his wrap up right.

Mutual friend said spy magazine quote you don't fuck with people from Eighteenth Avenue. In Brooklyn, now did he say that you ask because. For a while. Now Stephen and telling everyone that he was raised in Brooklyn around Mafia guys. So it's been read again. It's just he's. Like I mean you, ve shown no reason why you should stop it's pretty effective for the otter percent. It works as we just building by the way I'm fat, Tony even one as far as the right up the stories Stephen stolen and sent them to Michael Ovitz, its course, nothing, I'm a back as over agent brain between ninety two, his film undersea

Comes out and makes a hundred and fifty seven at the box office. U s eye! So that's huge yeah he's now a full fledged action brand and much like the movie Boogie nights. There's two parts of the story. This was the first good fun part and the second part is going to be a dark nightmare. I can't a buggy nightmare, a buggy nightmare and I have research by me and RON Cohn and sources. Verne, SIG, Gala G, a study she says, Verne's, a study of ass, kicking films of Steven Seagal by Titan books and and then there's a bunch of articles, L a times L. It turns out the times of New York Times: NPR, the guardian Se Si Dot Gov VOX Daily Mail, whereas on line Buzzfeed the bachelor telegraph

I have tons of stuff deadline. I mean just go: look at the list: it's a Forbes poverty, blah wow, I gotta say just when I think I've heard it all Steven Seagal wait until I mean that that's just the Hollywood part. It's it's going to go international and fuck, I mean, I know a little bit That even comprehend gobble gobble Google nuts, my memory.